Rich's Top O the week Joint !

What's up everyone , hope you all had a fine weekend and i just want to start out with a couple things before i get into my stuff...

Well It looks like it's back to the same old shitty Soprano's after a real stinker last night . I mean cmon , Ouija borads and dreams about catapillers in a mob story ....Gimmie a fuckin break and whack me right now and put me out of my misery please.

As I was watching the Buffalo game on TV yesterday , The announcer made a comment I could not believe ..It seems Travis Henry, Bills running back's Grandmother has 13 kids and ...are you ready? ...99 grandchildren !!!

Ok , now onto the good stuff:

An American Indian tribe member is saying Federal agents are in fridging on his relgious rights because he wants to give his 4 year old son PEYOTE, this guy should win parent of the year .

The Manatee's are next ...OJ was fined for speeding a powerboat through a Manatee no wake zone ...this guy just cant catch a break !

Two skydivers collided in mid-air and tangled their parachutes about 30 metres above the ground before falling to their deaths..I dont know about you but this and drowning are the worst ways to go ..agree ?

What a frigin scam ...The Bachelor and his fiancee has spoken twice since the show ended and have no plans of getting married....All of you clones who watched this piece of shit should be spanked !!!

Canada's prime minister Jean Chretien has told his country's media that George W Bush is not "a moron."..No, No Jean you were right the first time .

Need a new crease in those pants ?? ..there is a new sport called "Extreme Ironing " ...No really ?

This guy's house blew up twice ...Guy, buy a frigin condo will ya already ?

These guys better be getting paid overtime .

Ebay items of the wierd :

Hey , The ashtray was just here a second ago ..??

Johnny was worried about his forgetful girlfriend , so he bought her a nice present ...This is his gift to her !

A handy mans special ...A nice little fixer upper...My Lord.

Nicole Kidman HERE , and HERE

What an ass here ....There is no comparison !

I have a contest Im going to run in my column and I will fill you all in on the details of it tommorow , but until then Have a Great Monday !