Rich's Monday Winners Column

Welcome to the new and improved Daily Column , peter did a great job on this and it is going to look great when it is all done ...im excited about it

Well this week's contest was a weak one as far as entries were concerned, not funny wise, but volume wise...the one's I got were funny and here is your winner ...

Just in case you forgot ..here is the contest picture from last week

Qrschefdave is this week's winner with the quote : "lou just found out that his buddies had repetitively gangbanged his mom!"

And here is Dave's paragraph :
First of all I would like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing my work and giving me a chance to express myself. If it wasn't for all of you the loyal fans I would not be where I am today. I always look back and remember when I first started to come up with funny little jingles and how they made people laugh and feel happy,it gave me a warm sort of feeling knowing I was doing something positive for the community.I would also like to thank my Mom my Dad and my fiancee Kim for all they've done for me through the years.And to all my fans thank you and godbless you all!!!!

Second place went to T2xt2 with the quote : " This lucky fella won 1st prize at this years Chunk Blowers National Championship. When asked to comment on his hard-barfed victory, he said "Blllllllaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!"

And Third place went to Zatwho's Son with the quote : " Got Yak ? "

God job this week for all who sent in !!

Here is the New Contest Photo for this week..Good Luck and dont forget to send your entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , let's get to it , shall we ? ....

The FBI is looking for five men of Arab ancestry who may have entered the country illegally last week, on or before Christmas Eve...Well so much for that big homefront security huh ??...what a frigin joke !!

Christina Augliera put Kelly Osbourne in a head lock at a party after Kelly called Christina "the most disgusting person on the face of the earth " .

An 82-acre town in northern California sold on eBay Inc. on Friday for $1.78 million, a strong price considering the sellers called the place a "fixer-upper" and the first bidder had only wanted to pay $5,000 for it.

You thumbing through the phone book and come across a funny name in it , where here is a site that points them all out !!

Pregnant Barbie pulled from the shelves at Walmart because they say it isnt family oriented..Funny considering half the employees at Walmart are pregnant by a family member ?

Havin trouble getting Girls , here are a couple pick up lines that are sure to get you laid .

Ok , this isnt right ??? ..This is a site that sells anti masturbation equiptment , WHAT THE FUCK ??

In 1989, A bear attacked 13 people and mauled them close to death , each year on the anniversary of the attacks, victims return to the scene with rifles and hunting equipment. They all share stories, and they all seek revenge.

Play Battleship ..great game !

Mariah Carey Bikini Shots ...

Terri Hatcher Topless

Ohh No She Didnt ?!?

Ok , See ya'll Tommorow !!