Fucking cold out there, huh?

R. Kelly was arrested again on additional child porn charges.

A woman who was caught driving with a dog on her lap, four dogs in the passenger seat and 22 more dogs in the back seat was banned from driving for a year yesterday.

"American Idol" has been sued a 50-year-old college professor for violating anti-age discrimination laws. They wouldn't let him audition because he was "too old."

Arnold Schwarzenegger is suing an Ohio card dealer for $20 million for using a thumbprint-sized photo of him in an ad without his permission.

A basketball-sized chunk of blue ice from an airliner (basically frozen piss and shit) crashed through a roof and landed in the bedroom of a 13-year-old California girl.

Celebrities in visible thongs.

WRIF in Detroit is having a Sexiest Secretary contest. In fact, look at all these contests they have. You know why? Because they are owned by a small, private company that owns 3 stations. That means they give their stations the freedom to run themselves like radio stations, instead of forcing them adhere to rules and regs set in place by idiots in corporate boardrooms.

By the way, I'd love to do something similar around here, but no one ever sends any photos.

Boobies.

Sorry.

This is cool. Build your own storm.