Mystery illness

The World Health Organization has issued a warning about a highly contagious and deadly pneumonia-like illness of unknown cause that is becoming a "worldwide health threat."

The heads of the US, England and Spain are meeting in the Azores to synchronize their watches for the start of the war. (My guess is the war will start within 7 days from today.) Meanwhile, the war protests continue.

This is cool: PigeonCam!

Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that had fallen into a latrine. The fumes inside the open pit latrine were poisonous.

A warning from a talking fish?

Oops! The Vatican has lost the keys to heaven. Now what the hell are we gonna do?

This is kinda fun: Try cleaning up this parking lot.

Oh yeah, those supposed photos of the Space Shuttle exploding going around via email-- like everything else like this you ever receive, it's a hoax. These types of email messages are all hoaxes. Complete utter bullshit. I repeat, they are all hoaxes. Stop wasting bandwidth and spreading rumors. Delete anything you receive that makes you say "Oh My God!" because they are all hoaxes. (Same with virus warnings-- they're all hoaxes.) End of story.

Check out this shaved pussy.

Looking for an unusual gift? How about a vulva puppet?

A Canadian man who began to create a chewing gum wrapper chain as a child in 1965 has passed the million mark. It's over eight miles long! Here's his website.

I'm working on the photos from the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's. I'll have them posted soon. Here's a preveiw shot: