Thursday quickie

Lucky guy! A Royal Marine Commando was shot in the head four times and lived to tell about it. His Kevlar helmet saved his life.

The DUI coordinator for a county in Georgia was arrested for, you guessed it, driving under the influence. Idiot.

Here's a weird one: Scientists say 6.7 magnitude earthquake is taking place right now beneath the Northwest US, but it's slowly unleashing its energy instead of letting it out in one big quake.

Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan died Wednesday at age 76.

WTNH has a short transcript of one of former Mayor Giordano's cell phone conversations. Sick stuff.

Callipygian bottom. (Look it up)

This takes a while to load, and you have to wait through an ad, but watch what happens when these delivery guys arrive at a home and find a naked woman answering the door.

Check this wrist cellphone out. It's only for the Japanese market for now, but it's cool.

Want some shitty advice? Here you go.

Make a visit to the Center for Vanished Celebrities.

Lisa Marie Presley admits that she actually had sex with Michael Jackson.