I took the day off yesterday

Iraq claims that 4,000 Arabs had come to Iraq ready to "martyr" themselves by blowing themselves up.

Thotsaphon Yonganukul won the Miss Transvestite contest held in Thailand.

From now on, NASA will use spy satellites to capture detailed images of Space Shuttles in orbit.

Check out this car crushed under a truck that was toppled over by a tornado in Miami. No one was hurt.

See what you are.

Summer's coming, and so are mosquitos. Fortunately, there's a new Starwars Mosquito Defense System to keep them away.

This guy built a boat out of twigs.

Okay, this is very cool. Play 20 questions with the computer and have it guess what you are thinking of. I did it three times and it figured it out each time!

A German man who was caught masturbating on a train was ordered to stop -over the train's loudspeaker.

Not sure why a dog owner would do this, but check out Dog Island, where over 2,500 dogs live in a non-domestic setting.

Bored? Try the online Etch-a-Sketch.

Saddam once received the "Key to the City" of Detroit.

Finally, health authorities in Cameroon have warned the population that it is not a good idea to drink piss.