Rich's Monday Supercolumn extravaganza

Hello All , No I did not die ..I just took a couple days off because I have been really busy with work and all .

I got this the other day and thought it was genius ..it said "You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the USA of arrogance,
and the Germans don't want to go to war!"

Remember , The Contest winners column is in tommorow's column along with the new contest photo so be on the lookout for that in tommorow's column .

And away we go ......

First Class private Flipper is reporting for duty ...here are pictures of the marine dolphins fighting in the war for US.

God help us all..Diana Ross is writing her memoirs..The singer says the book will include details of her drink driving arrest, the break-up of her marriage and the disastrous Supremes reunion tour.

Oh my god , I cant believe im even typing this but Lesbian pop duo Tatu claim they have sex with each other three times a day.

Saying "Harry Potter" makes witchcraft and wizardry alluring to
kids, members of several city churches want the popular children’s series banned.

Read about crime stories on serial killers, the mafia , terrorists and assasians here ...interesting shit .

Be included along with the 6 million names that have allready signed a mass-email to the troops fighting for our Country. It literally takes 10 seconds to do.

Yakety Yak ..Bomb Iraq . ( thanks Helene)

Constipated ??.. you better get yourself a Grunt Pole .

Are you Stressed ??..Take the test and find out now .

Mysteriously successful Wall Street trader claims to be a time traveller from the year 2256...Umm, HUH ..OK ?

So the guy sitting across from you at the poker game is cheating ....learn how to kill someone with a playing card .

Lots o pics of supermodel adriana sklenarikova naked ..

Ginger Spice's knockers ...

Kirsten Dunst has a nice ass