Saturday morning idiot roundup

Is Mike Tyson an idiot, or what? Read this.

Here's another idiot. Is one lung disease better than another?

And two more idiots for you: Two teenagers were arrested Tuesday night after police said they threw a life-size mannequin from an overpass into oncoming traffic.

A rich & famous idiot: Barbra Streisand is suing an aerial photographer for $10 million, claiming pictures he provides to others of her Malibu home and property violate her right to privacy. The thing is, this guy isn't a "paparazzi." He provides an aerial photography survey of the California coast for scientific and other researchers.

Idiot babysitters: A year-old baby was found at 3 a.m. Thursday, crawling down a major street in Orem, Utah, clad only in a soiled diaper.

Nice top.

Hot looking babe.

Check out this low rider golf cart.

This is funny: This guy tried to see how crazy he could make his signature
on credit card receipts before someone would actually notice? (Sorry for the pop-ups on the guy's site.)

A wanted man was arrested after his parole officer spotted him kissing his girlfriend in a live crowd shot displayed on the scoreboard at a Cincinnati Reds game.

Hey guys: Pick the correct urinal.

Check out this old telephone etiquette booklet.

Singer Carnie Wilson is going to show off her newer, slimmer body in Playboy magazine. She has lost 150 pounds after having her stomach stapled in 1999.