Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Welcome to the new work week people , I know you are all so excited it here.

Instead of waiting for tommorow to post the contest picture for this week , Im going to post it today ..So here is your CONTEST PICTURE and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

lets get to it , ok .....

AN Indonesian court sentenced a man to five years in jail for digging up the corpse of his 80-year-old female neighbour and eating parts of the body.

"Woke up this morning , got my self a gun " .....A headless and handless body washed onshore near La Guardia Airport yesterday

Play Pepsi pinball...but just dont drink it .

This is probably the most hard- up thing I have ever seen..EVER !

Lucky Bastard ...A ROCK star pal of Prince Harry has told how he enjoyed all-night baby oil sex romps in a four-poster bed with Christina Aguilera

Speaking of Christina , she needs to lay off the Twinkies .

"Our beautiful handcrafted glass penis paperweights pay homage to the male form."..just so wrong on so many levels .

You think you would only hear something like this once in a lifetime but An Australian coal miner trapped two miles underground by an overturned tractor cut off his own arm with a box-cutting knife rather than await rescue

Ousted Watsonville Mayor Richard de la Paz Jr. had been hailed as the kid from the wrong side of town who made good. The son of a convicted robber who had his own teenage scrapes with the law, de la Paz beat the town political machine to win election to City Council at age 23 and was chosen mayor by his colleagues seven months ago on the night of his 26th birthday. Then it all went wrong one night....

So that's why my commute to work sucks so bad - Java Traffic Simulator

Someone look at me ..PLEASE ....A professor at Louisiana State University has been accused of sending threatening letters to herself and pulling police away from the serial killer investigation.

For all of us former cable thiefs ...A man who schemed to steal satellite television signals now has something much bigger than a cable bill to pay - a whopping $180 million restitution order on which he is to make monthly payments on for the next 30,000 years.

Tons and Tons of Jenna Jameson pics.