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Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Things are heating up in Milford

Things are heating up in Milford: It seems that to meet meet the city ordinance's definition of an "adult business," at least 50 percent of The Penthouse Boutique's inventory would have to be pornographic. An architect concluded only that only 30 percent of the store is pornographic, therefore an adult permit from the city is not even needed. So, it looks like the owner is gonna re-stock his store and open for business. And, once again, Milford's leaders look like a bunch of buffoons.

I'm sure you've heard that Bob Hope has died at the age of 100.

A school in New York's Greenwich Village will reopen in September as America's first publicly run high school for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender students.

More than 20 airlines, including British Airways, Lufthansa Airlines and Air France, have applied to fly into and out of Baghdad International Airport.

Telemarketers are suing a second federal agency over the Government's "Do Not Call" blocking service for consumers that they say will devastate business and cost up to two million jobs. Twenty-eight million numbers have been added to the list since it was opened last month.

Guys: If you tie your necktie too tight, it could increase your chances of developing glaucoma.

Nice cleavage Jennifer.

This is educational. Everything you wanted to know about the word "fuck," as described in a Motion to Dismiss.

Here you go: Everything you wanted to know about ships in a bottle.

"Nipple Huggers" are a great alternative to piercing.

What an idiot: In Berlin, police asked a 25-year-old man they had stopped if he had been drinking. He answered: "Twenty beers at most if you want me to be perfectly honest, officer. But that's it, really."

Now here's a great gift for the guy who has everything: Be a Porn Director.

This is weird: Air Stockings are spray-on hose.

In case you need to know: Celebrity bra sizes.

Finally, this town in Texas is a genuine Milford wanna be.

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