Rich's Tuesday Cleanup Column

I am going to hold off one more day for the contest entries because of the holiday so the winner has time to get his column in , I will post the results tommorow .

I Had a party yesterday at the house and figured it rained but we went out and bought a huge tent and everything worked out good ...fucking rain aint holdin us back

It's about time someone used this ...A Missouri law raising the minimum age for nude dancers from 18 to 19 appears to be a violation of the First Amendment right to free expression

Get grandma to the bag of chips before the old man... wtf?

OUCH !~ ....A WOMAN in Cambodia has given herself up to authorities after accidentally killing her husband in a scuffle in which she squeezed his testicles until he fainted

For the geeks getting ready for Episode III, you'll definitely need your official helmets! If you're going as Vader, you'll need this too

The now famous North Haven "Bridezilla" has been invited to appear on the new Sharon Osbourne Show .

Uhhh, I didn't need to know about the world of gay statues , but in case you do ...here you go .

A Cuban cigar maker has shattered his own record for the world's longest cigar by rolling a 45-foot-long stogie..I can see Godfather drooling as we speak !

So wrong. So gross. Not safe for anyone.

Britney is taking up a new job ...plumbing !

It's like Educational , Man !....A University of Massachusetts professor wants some potent pot. Professor Lyle Craker is asking for federal permission to grow the killer weed on campus.