Rich's Monday Super Column

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock ....Time is ticking away on 2003 and we are pulling closer to 2004 with every minute and I am looking forward to the New Year , a fresh start and a chance to do things right . I am not doing anything special this year because babysitter's are hard to find on new years eve and I cant find one so instead of going to this crazy house party my boys are having , Im going over our friends house who also cant find a sitter for thier kids and we are just going to hang and let the kids play and maybe order food or something ...Ahh getting old , Boy does it SUCK !

I wanna say thanks to DC member Squeaky20 for stopping down the Reef saturday night and introducing herself to me , too bad it was a really slow night until about 12:30 because her group would have had a better time...but thanks for coming in Squeaky and it was a pleasure to meet you (she was cute)

Ok I am going to do my year in review Tuesday so be on the lookout for it ...

A Pittsburgh woman has gotten a Christmas gift - from a thief.

Jenna Jameson's Dodge Viper.. 'nuff said

What the hell is this world coming to ? ...A 2-year-old model and actor who cut his head at a playground is seeking unspecified lost wages and other compensation from the city.

Be nice and the Stool Fairy will pay you a visit.

I know Hansel & Gretel came from there but this is ridiculous ...POLICE have arrested a Swedish mother for allegedly baking her five-month-old baby in an oven

Play Marble Mayhem ...pretty cool game.

Parents go to son's funeral, son calls parents on phone afterwards

See enlarged size. So true, so true.

MICHAEL Jackson has reportedly married for the third time. He is said to have wed a stunning 23-year-old Muslim beauty earlier this year

Ummm.. yeah. The straight man's guide to gay sex. Go get 'em.

Gweneth Paltrow , who is agaisnt drinking accepts 7 million to do a Martini commercial...what a hipocrite

WTF! YOU CHEATING SON OF A BITCH! After 16.88 seconds, it told me game over. Whore!

AN elderly Vietnamese man who was found alive four months ago after spending seven hours inside a drawer at a morgue has really died this time....we hope ?

Petticoats. Yeah, thats one way to hide a penis.