Rich's Humpday Dig out

All I can say is ...but it wasnt as bad as expected , It stopped snowing around 2:30 am and started again about 4:45 so we caught a break in 2 hours of no snow . Let's hope we are done for a while .

The bar scene in Ct is getting desparate , not that I want to promote another bar but this needed to be said ...Club Van Dome in new haven is promoting Kool Whip Wrestling night ?? Has it gotten that bad because of the smoking ban already ?

I got this via email and thought it was good enough to post...It's the New England Temperature Conversion chart :

70 degrees F: Floridians dig out their sweaters.
People in New England enjoy the Fourth of July.

60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver
uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

50 degrees F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40 degrees F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

32 degrees F: Distilled water freezes. The water at
Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.

20 degrees F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear,
gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a
flannel shirt, buttons open.

15 degrees F: New York City landlords finally turn up
the heat. People in New England have the last cookout
before it gets cold.

0 degrees F: All the people in Miami die. New
Englanders close the windows.

10 degrees below zero: Californians escape en masse to
Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies
door-to-door.

25 degrees below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People
in New England rummage around the attic to find some
winter coats.

40 degrees below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot
air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 degrees below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North
Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they
can't start their "kahs".

460 degrees below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin
Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England
start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

Ok , here we go .....

A Canadian man who is researching pedophilia desperately needs one more piece of data: A photograph of Michael Jackson's right hand.

I wish I had 1/10th the moves of this dancing hamster. I'd be so in at the clubs.

Stripper-cise latest in exercise fads..All I can say is thank god for new years resolutions

What not to spend $19,000 on ...unless your Spunky and want a nice private place to play Magic : The Gathering

First Pam Anderson , Then Paris Hilton ....now Dr J ??

Women Stink: The distinguished gentleman's guide to vaginal odor.

An A+ for effort is given here ....Teen arrested for sticking his penis in the mail slot so the mail woman would touch it

Random Haiku generator.

Please Dad, not so hard
Fill it with hot tap water
Pull out, pull out now!

I guess you can safely say Al Franken is backing Howard Dean , huh ?

Finally! Now you can drink your booze while fantasizing about Laura Ingalls

Rub 'em here, rub 'em there, rub 'em EVERYWHERE

Nicole Kidman has Some Great Golden Globes

"You are responding to a call about a suspicious male in a parking garage".

Ok , have fun digging out peeps !