Rich's Humpday Happenings

A real bad ATV accident in Derby yesterday left one young man dead and another in critical condition . Me & the wife were talking about it and I dont think it is all that bad that a young man has such a thing as long as he uses it wisely and my wife disagrees because she doesnt think a 15 year old has the common sense to do such a thing and thinks peer pressure would play a big part in his decisions , what do you think ?

Starting in July , The Statue of Liberty is going to be back in buisness . It has been closed since Sept 11th, 2001.

Martha Stewart's milkshake brings all the boys to the (prison) yard.

Teresa Kemp says she's been unable to sleep soundly for 22 years, still haunted by the image of her lover holding a man's severed head in his hand.

I know , I know your week wouldnt just be complete without your fix of Bloody Midgets ..so this is for you .

State police have charged a 15-year-old Latrobe girl with child pornography for taking photos of herself and posting them on the Internet.

Did Scientology come between Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz? A source who knows the couple, but has not talked with either since they announced that they were no longer an item, says that Cruz was ''dragging her feet'' when it came to converting to Cruise's controversial religion.

The Animal Mating Zone. I think MyTaint just maxxed out all his credit cards

A 20-year-old man confessed to a half dozen burglaries, saying he felt guilty after seeing the movie "The Passion of the Christ."

Dc'er Johnny Wad writes: "Oh SNAP! This is the craziest thing I've seen. Yeah it just looks like some gymnast at first, but just watch it all the way through. And ignore the crappy Eminem music."

Fuck the FCC - Mancow sues Critic right back .

I couldn't watch this whole thing. I don't really know why I'm posting it. If you value your time at all, you probably shouldn't click this link

U.S. Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, who will undergo minor shoulder surgery on Wednesday, faces a politician's worst nightmare while recovering -- no shaking hands