Rich's Monday Super Column

For all of you who dont live in Ct wont know this so this is why im telling you this story .

The President came to town yesterday to have dinner with his daughter who is graduating from Yale tommorow and leaving late last night so his presence wouldnt affect the graduation ceremony (which was actually nice of him). But I play softball at East Shore Park on Sunday mornings and right after our game was over we were all bullshitting in the parking lot and a motorcade of about 25-30 police vehicles came cruising down the street preparing for his arrival , removing every mailbox and paperbox along the route and doing this a good 3 hours before he showed ..My point to this story is as I drove out of the parking lot there were already droves of people lining the street with signs , some good some bad but it was about equal and I cant believe how much support this guy still has after all he has done to the people of the U.S.A over the past couple months ...dont be surprised if we see 4 more years of GW

Ok enough politics ,lets laugh .....

To the naked eye, Tommy Woodard's digital photo appears to be nothing more than a pretty picture of trees in Provo Canyon, Utah. But zoom in, he says, and the purple glow of a saucer hovering at an angle above the tree line starts to take shape.

Phlixx is gonna love this one ...Welcome to Bush Is Lord. Our purpose is to bring you documentation to our media-supported claim that George W. Bush is indeed not only our nation's leader, but our spiritual lighthouse and embodied salvation.

The AI Ouija board is fun for about 5 minutes.

Plenty of lawyers have dogs - but how many dogs have lawyers? At least one. And his name is Cabic

The man with the smallest penis in existence and the electron microscope technician who loved him.

An Ohio high school honor student who won a drawing allowing him to throw a pie in his principal's face was expelled until winter after allegedly throwing it too hard.

RelationShit: Information that could've saved you from untold soul-wrenching heartbreak, grief and suicidal despair if you'd come here sooner

Woman are thinking of everything but sex while watching porn research says .

Talk Dirty to Me: Things overheard at the STD clinic

A dumb man tied himself to a Cross to collect for Ministry ( with pictures)

there , I warned you .. Regarding peeing in her butt.

A Polish man was sentenced to 2 1/2 years for caviar smuggling..Ummmm, WHAT ?

This is pretty gross ....The Worm Within. An illustrated story by Vincent Eaton.

A film encouraging people to vote in the European elections has been "censored" for British viewers because it showed a glimpse of a nipple (ohh you know this one has pics)

Ohh by the way , I actually spoke to Peter on Sunday and he isnt dead like some of you thought ...He is alive and well and very busy at work !