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An upcoming Simpsons story line will focus on what happens when Springfield legalizes gay marriage. A producer for the show said "Homer becomes a minister by going on the Internet and filling out a form," and "A longtime character comes out of the closet, but I'm not saying who."

I did that "become a minister on the Internet" thing too, and I am actually ordained. You can do it right here for free.

Hmm. George Bush and John Kerry are related.

A four-year-old boy caused chaos at a Norwegian airport this week when he hopped aboard a luggage conveyor belt as if it were a merry-go-round.

How to tie an "Ian Knot", the World's Fastest Shoelace Knot.

An elementary "high" school: A state-run primary school in the central Indian state of Chhattisgarh resorted to stirring spirits and marijuana into the school lunch to keep meals tasty.

Want a robot?

A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only. (Photo included)

Ever thought about donating your sperm? Think again: A Pennsylvania appeals court has ruled that a verbal agreement between a woman and her sperm donor was invalid, and ordered the man to pay child support for the woman's twins.

Okay, this is one screwed up dentist. Guess what he put in his patients' mouths.

Check out this ultimate Swiss Army Knife.

On August 5, a solo Segway rider and crew will depart Seattle, WA to begin a 10 MPH expedition to Boston, MA. 4,300 miles on a Segway.