Rich's Monday Super Column

I have been thinking alot about this ongoing hostage situation lately and have come to a conclusion about these people who have been captured ... I dont really feel bad for them .Now without coming off like an insensative prick , let me explain myself .

These people are over there volentarily during a war we are having with them , Is the money really that important that you would put your very life on the line for it ? These people's families come on TV and beg the Iraqi's not to kill thier husband - father- son because they love them so much . Well if your family member loved his family so much , why would he go over there DURING A WAR when he knows this occurance might happen ?

I mean it is war and if your not a solider ,you really shouldnt be anywhere near that area. Yah , these people are supposed to be over there building new buildings that we blew up in the first place ...This would be the equivlant of Al Queda coming over here and wanting to help us rebuild the World Trade Center ....see how stupid it sounds ?

So in closing , If you love your family and are not a soilder and dont have to be there ...get your ass home !

Ok , now that it was said ....lets laugh a bit .....

The 2004 Darwin Awards , so stupid ..ohh so stupid .

Famous Scream stolen from Norway museum infront of shocked visitors and in broad daylight

Disco Dan's D.I.Y Sex Change Kit and much more!

Alcohol without liquid hits the U.S;it has low-calories and gives you a hangover-free buzz

Ohh jesus christ ..It's BATMAN !

Awwww ...A British hospital is now investigating the case of a woman who had an abortion, but then was shocked to find out the head of her unborn baby had been left inside her.

The FBI list of concealable weapons

Ex-police chief uses wife's hairdryer to "gun" speeding motorists

A whole slew of applications to make your life with gmail easier

'Oh Death' folk song used in "O Brother Where Art Thou" with George Clooney was a poem written by BTK(Bind, Torture, Kill) Serial killer to one of his victims

Since I know all of you love skinny, boobless girls in the bathtub

Britney tells British TV interviewer the last thing she had on her mouth was "a dildo"

The Mojo Car ....Im drawing a blank , I got nothing ?

Doing a Lynndie .....So wrong. I'm going to hell for laughing.

Now all of you do me a favor and limit the number of hate mails regarding my leadoff rant to one per person ....thanks