Rich's Friday Stuff

A little rant about the mall and the people in it because kids these days really piss me off . Let me start out by saying I can't stand vampires and people who claim to be them. If there are real vampires, then there should be real vampire hunters. I don't have a beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling 20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome. What I have a problem with are these 14 year old losers who hang out at raves wearing prosthetic fangs, listening to obnoxious happy-hardcore dancing with giant platform shoes (courtesy of "Hot Topic," because all vampires shop at trendy clothing stores for their pre-packaged sub-culture needs). When they're not busy doing the dishes for their allowance, they're out doing evil things like smoking, staying up past curfew, or reading books on the occult at Barnes & Noble. They join little "sanguinarian" clubs and they change their names to something adequately evil like Raven, Ivy or Memnoch.

These are the same people who say they laugh during dramas when someone gets killed. We all know a person like this, they think they're morbid and mysterious because they force out a contrived chuckle during a death scene. Oooh, you laughed during a murder, you're so unique and evil. The fact that the number of members in these stupid clubs surge every time a new "Blade" movie comes out eludes them. Who has time for things like facts and responsibility when you're busy "feeding" yourself by having orgies that give you magical powers? Idiots.

Ok , here we go ....

For all you fellow AOL users ...America Online Inc. said Thursday it had filed a federal lawsuit accusing numerous unnamed defendants of violating federal and state laws by sending bulk messages known as "spim" to instant message accounts and Internet chat rooms.

Paris Hilton packs her bags for Greyhound bus road trip in 'The Simple Life 3'

Wrist spasming action from the makers of Butt Bongo Babes...

Austria scraps Arnie statue because he's backing President Bush....good for them !

Karting at high speeds on highways and cities, click on "Buckle up" for a longer video

Christie Brinkley's brainwashed 9-year-old son writes to newspaper to say that Bush lies and wants to finish daddy's war and get the oil

Play Yeti Stage Dive

Disgruntled staff allegedly poisoning zoo elephants to get back at employers

Geek porn at it's finest.

Sex-crazed woman attacks neighbors after they rejected hers and her husband's foursome invitation

The Teles twins. Hawtness comes in pairs today!

Priest who interrupted Athens Olympic marathon held on indecency charges: he chased 7-year old girl while naked and had her touch his manhood

Daily Column phobia anyone ?

College Hockey Players Suspended Over Photo Of Nude Player

THIS WAS FROM THE ARTICLE ....."After two children, I had serious incontinence problems. My vagina had that 'flippy-floppy' feeling. I could barely feel anything. Sex was just not the same."

A Minnesota man has come up with an elaborate way to catch the people stealing John Kerry campaign signs from his yard. And it almost worked the other day

99 bottles of beer on th--ahhhh

Man who threw live wire at wife's bath did so to "save their marriage"