Rich's Monday Extravaganza

I posted this late last week in the forums and thought I would share it with all of you who arent a member ( which is unreal but thats a whole nother story ) , I thought of bar people that annoy the shit out of me at the bar and thought I would share them with you , If you think of any others you can join the forums and add yours to them .

Here they are ...

Some people are "Bar People" and some people are not . What I mean by bar people is people who come into a bar , know how to order , know how to tip and set out to enjoy thier drinks .

Then there are some people who just go out on the big night every year and have no idea what is going on , what ettiquette they should excersize and I think I had every one of these kinds of people Wendsday night , here are the types of people I hate ...

Are you any of these people ? .....

1. The guy who yells for you every single time you walk by him and you are really busy , and finally when you get to him and asks him what he wants , he turns to his friends and says " So what do you guys want ? "

2. The guy who trys to get your attention by screaming " Hey Chief !"

3. The guy gets your attention after yelling for a couple minutes , asks if there are any specials that night , how much every single drink is and then takes exact change out for that drink ?

4. The guy who takes 15 minutes to get the money out of your wallet

5. The guy who orders drinks , and when you put them up he is turned around talking to his friends forgetting he has me waiting for him

6. The guy who you had a cool conversation with one night about sports because it was slow and you were just being nice but now he thinks you two are the best of friends and thinks it is ok to be 4 people deep and he starts screaming your first name for a drink ?

7. The group of girls who come up and order 6 different mixed shots at a time

8. The guy who hasa drink coming to him and thinks you owe him the world so he feels free enough to balance his pint glass on his shot glass because he feels it is his right because someone bought him a drink .

9. The Bitchy Martini drinkers

10. The guy who comes up 5 minutes after the lights are up and you look at him and he starts rambling off 10 drinks thinking you dont realize that the lights have been up for a while and we are not serving anymore

Can anyone think of any other really annoying bar people ?

Dont forget the Contest Winner will be announced tommorow . ( F.Y.I I have scrapped the making you do a column if you win , from now on Im just picking the winner and posting the top 3 each week )

Ok , here we go ....

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