Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

It's contest winner's day and we had a bunch of funny entries so it was hard narrowing it down to the top 3 but I did it .

Before I start , as I told you guys yesterday I am not doing "the winner writes his own column" thing because I think that turned alot of people off from sending in entries because they could never come up with a column if they did win . So from now on we are just going to post the top 3 every Tuesday .

First off , here was last week's Contest Picture

And the winner is ...MEANCARLENE with the quote "Strangely enough, all the members of the Goldstein / Schimmler wedding were at the "Black Castle" down the street.

Second place was DEATHSTICK with " Did ALL the invitations say White Castle instead of White Chapel on them?"

Third place went to Clintr2000 with "And in yet another attempt, The Reverend Al Sharpton will marry a couple at the White Castle in his quest to rid this country of racism"

Nice job by everyone

Here is next week's CONTEST PICTURE

Send all entries to Fowl444@aol.com... Good luck.

Let's get this started ....

A Brazilian city is hosting a beauty contest - for female prisoners. As well as physical beauty, inmates will be judged on their personalities and their poetry writing

Fly crash test dummy , Fly ..good game .

SENSATIONAL tapes in which Princess Diana claims Prince Charles only wanted sex with her every THREE WEEKS are to be aired on TV

The always spankable Jenna Jameson

A man was charged with stabbing two relatives who allegedly criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner.

The motor from an old walkman makes a remarkably good power device for turning wheels. These people race what they make.

Afghanistan holds first golf tournament in 30 years..I'll bet every shot is a hole in one over there with all the mortar holes .

I just dont know what to say ....I got nothing ?

The world's first known piece of printed pornography, described as the "quintessence of debauchery," is expected to reach up to $65,040 when it is auctioned next month.

Bambi's secret life as a cage fighter..Oh no !

'Alexander' may be new 'Waterworld'

A minor league hockey player sitting in the stands of the WesBanco Arena has been suspended for dropping his pants at fans in the crowd

Did someone say Boobies ?

Cell phone saves man from bear attack

This holiday season, what are you going to get for the man who has everything? Get him a set of balls.

This is a really fun game, post your scores in the forums ......Play Golden Gate Water Baloon Drop!