Rich's Monday Xmas Hangover

I hope everyone had a great Xmas but dont get too comfortable because New Year's is right around the corner .

I have a little Xmas gripe but before I get into it I just want tell you that we had about 40 new members join over the weekend which is a nice surprise so I want to to say hello to all the girls over at Stop & Shop in Amity , We also had an airline pilot join up so we are getting " Up There "!

Ok , Now for all of you who have kids or niece's and nephew's you will know what I am bitching about but How about trying to get toys out of thier packages nowadays ??
I dont know If any of you realize but they have made it virtually imposble to open the box and take the toys out and start playing with them because they have these little twist ties , almost like bread ties but thicker, And they must put 5000 of these little ties on each toy . I started to unwrap a Barbie for my daughter , now you think a little Barbie would be simple right ...you open the box and take out the doll ...WRONG ! There were 15 ties that held this fucking doll to the box ...15 !!!
And you can forget about the boy toys because they are worse. I was opening some of my son's toys and thought about stringing myself up during it because I was that frustrated . They have truck's in the box that are screwed to the box ad the only reason the screw is there is to hold it to the box , not to mention the 40 twisties wrapped twice around the tires and everything else that a tie can be wrapped around .

I would have an easier time unlocking the button at the Pentagon and launching our Nukes than I would getting my daughter's Beach Bum Barbie out of the box in under 20 minutes !

But other than that it was a great Xmas !

Tommorow is Contest Picture day so be on the lookout for it and also My Year end review is coming on Thursday and I promise it wont dissapoint !

Ok , here we go ....

Jennifer Aniston spends $1,920 on sex toys and raunchy lingerie for hubby's birthday bash

A little late but still funny ...Everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings.

The British navy has new rules: No nude girl posters and no bragging about sexual conquests

Go to Bird Technology and check out the tiny video cam mounted on a Golden Eagle.

"Artist" sells shark in tank of formaldehyde for $12million!!

Artist takes photos of peoples faces in different cities and morphs them together to make an averaged male/female face of people in that city.

Student fined $3,066 for hiding his salami

Now that is an awards show outfit.

I know people who Have been completely sucked into World of Warcraft, I found this story somewhat interesting.

Play with all the light sabers ever created in Star Wars

Why dude ..WHY ?? ..A 33-year-old Virginia man was in federal custody after airport screeners found a box-cutter blade glued into the sole of his shoe

If you've got $700 laying around, and you want a laser "pointer" that can burn holes in cups from across the room, and casts a visible beam until it hits a cloud, or you have a pet shark, this is for you