My Monday Super Column

Welcome back my friends , This week is going to be all about the positive . I have been ranting a bit too much lately and Im going to try and post some fun stories and such this week .

Let's start off with this week's Contest Photo...Send all your entries to Fowl444@aol.com

The photo contest has been slipping the past couple weeks so let's see If we can get a good response for this one . This always happens with the contest , I do it for a while and everyone starts to get sick of it so I get rid of it and when I bring it back it is a huge success for a couple week's ...It's a vicious cycle.

I got a great "Aww Damn " story but Im going to save it for tommorow , It is really a good one.

I also went to see GWAR at Toad's last night and If you dont know anything about GWAR I really couldnt even explain it to you ..let's just put it this way ,They have very elaborate costumes and the show had everything from Paris Hilton giving herself oral sex to her severed lower half of her body to Osama Bin Laden getting his arms ripped off and fake blood splurting all over the audience to blood cannons ..It is the sickest show on the planet ...hands down and the Rippin music is just the topper . There will be pics soon .

Here we go ....

Micheal Ross isnt going to die today either , Im going to clip this fucker myself soon !

It's been a Super Bowl tradition for almost two decades -- at the end of the NFL championship, someone on the winning team gets to shout, "I'm going to Disney World!" for a TV commercial. Not this Year

Monkeys will pay to get to ogle at female monkeys' asses...or photos of them

Saw blades as "art."

This is pretty interesting ..This guy takes a camera, snaps pictures of random people on the street and then asks them what they were thinking about just before he took their picture ....check it out .

Will N.Y. report cards have reading, writing...and weight?

Ever buy a pair of shoes and not wear them , well this kid has taken that to a whole new level .

A misplaced decimal point gave drivers a surprisingly good deal on gas, and even inspired some threats of violence at a west Omaha filling station

Hack A Day: Enough hardware hacks and projects to keep you busy forever.

Controversial professor calls 9/11 victims 'Nazis'

Ford has unveiled the most hideous concept SUV ever.

Does your ugly couch have what it takes to be named the ugliest in the world?

REM has agreed to headline music festival – naked