My Packing It In ( sort of ) Column

Well If most of dont know , This Saturday is going to be my last saturday night at Donovan's Reef . I have worked them for about 15 years straight and I have come to outgrow them . When I was in Florida sitting the pool with my kids having a great time I got to thinking that when Im home I dont get to spend as much "QUALITY" time because I am always doing something for them or some activity that involves them and I never really get to just sit back and enjoy the kids . So I came to a decision that the kids are only going to little once and I dont want to miss it because of work so I came to this decision . Now that the summer is here , all things happen on saturday night and I am not missing them this year .
I am going to miss the money and the good people I work with and the great people that come to the bar to see me on saturdays but It's time for me to give them up. I will still be there on thursday's but I really dont know for how long . There comes a time in a dad's life where he has to make a decision I cant believe I grew up and figured it out ...It's kinda scary?!?@

So If you arent doing anything on saturday night , come on down and see me for the last time on a saturday ever. Im going to really miss my regulars ( who read the column everyday because I threaten them ) Bob & Patty , Anne & The Kernel ( yah, it's spelled right) , The Expresso Martini duo , Tony Bagodonuts , Lovely Lisa , Lenny & Jackie , Rob Greenburg , Sally & Bob , Jabberjaw Bob , Hootie , Daveyboy & Kimmie , Pete Julie & Sheehan , Big Todd , Burr , Marissa & Erin and The Hens also everyone I missed in between

But most of all it's going to be working with my partner of the last year Eric , even though no one had a chance with a girl when he was in the room , He always knew what to say to make me laugh during my bad mood sessions . My partner of 5 years Phlixx left about 6 months ago and I have thought about this ever since and now is the time .

Thanks everyone for the great weekend memories !

Ok , lets go ....

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