Night before Thanksgiving stuff

This is my nutty time of the year at work and I just got in , I have to work tonight at the bar then at my driving job ...very busy . And to top it all off as Im writing this looking out the window ..It's snowing ......Fan fucking tastic !?

Has anyone noticed that Thanksgiving is starting to be fazed out as a holiday and we are going right into xmas. I mean stations are already starting to play Xmas music, some people have thier Xmas decorations out and the lights on already , store are already advertising for xmas..I guess we forget all about Thanksgiving , Well not me , Im gonna try and give you guys a little Thanksgiving column today .

Here we gobbly go ....

As Thanksgiving is upon us, it's time for a refresher on how to create the perfect turducken.

Your cell phone records are for sale. Every call. Every number dialed

Dad needs a novelty apron too , I like the one on the right .

Here is Thanksgiving on the Net for all you lonely folks .

do you call thanksgiving "Turkey Day" ? ..Yah , well you suck !

Ahh, a classic Japanese shoot-out action sky game.

How to properly STUFF a turkey , Why how do you do it ?

Lonely Canadian man marries local Maple tree

NO FUCKING WAY !

Ok, this is seriously really really gross. I'm debating even posting it. Doctors slice open and drain this huge tumor-like zit on this guy's back. Oh, it's terrible. I didn't even finish watching. Watch at your own risk!

Ted Koppel ends his 25-year run as host of "Nightline" tonight as ABC begins search for new hair apparent

The Fruitcake Lady from The Tonight Show