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Monday, November 28, 2005

Happy Monday To you

What a cool & expensive long weekend I had between the kids party and Xmas shopping , Im in a pretty good hole .

I have a quick question : Do people with bad hair know that they have bad hair or do they just think everyone else around them is having a bad hair day ?
Because overnight I have one stop in the Valley (ansonia) and you know my feelings about the valley, a.k.a the land that time forgot , and there are about 20 people who come to this distrubution center and get thier papers so they can deliver them. These people come in with just the worst 80's hair do's ever . It is mostly men and I literally have to turn my head because I am smiling so much to kep from laughing out loud that people might think im nuts . I mean picture that little kid from the movie " My Bodyguard " and remember his hair ..There are like 8 guys with that same puffed up , feathered on the sides, wild look . I mean cmon guys , get it together and run some clippers through that shit and jump into the 2000's .

Let me put it this way , If you wear a knit hat and your hair changes the shape of the hat then it's time to see your barber . Or if you need to carry a brush ( not a comb) with you at all times to keep the feather look going ...It's time to kill the people who tell you thy like your hair .

The Valley is a trip and thank god I get to go there on occasion !


Here we go ...

When you need sex and there's no where else to get it ... you might as well try here....

Make a sacred hula hoop. (Honestly, I can't think of any reason why you would do this. If you really need a hula hoop, buy one--it just won't connect you to the universe as well as the sacred kind.)

Welcome to Little Stevie's Underground Garage ( yah , the guy from the Sopranos)

"These were the precise reasons that we fought Saddam Hussein, and now we are seeing the same things."

A classic scene from Who's Line Is It Anyway? with special guest star Richard Simmons.

I could only imagine what the name of this store is ..Too bad I cant read Japanese but the pics tell 1000 words.

Underwater Hockey : The newest craze in wacky sports and apparently it's alot more popular than I thought because there are World Championships going on .

Wanna join a hockey club , or find out more about it .

Can you remember the shittiest cars ever made ..well these people could .

I posted a early version of this a while back . Jedi Trainer 2.0 - its a bit harder and the graphics are a little better

Ok , till tommorow .... And welcome to all our new forum members .

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