My Tuesday Hee Haw Column

I completely forgot about this one ....

About 2 weeks ago was the parents night out . We usually all get sitters and go out for dinner and drinks with just the adults and with my group of friends it usually gets pretty wild. So we had 5 couples and decided that we would go to the Cadillac Ranch in Southington because one of the girl's fathers is into line dancing and he said it was a good bar , so we all went .

Let me tell you , It was like a diiferent world in there , I have never seen so many big hats , small ties and general shit kickers all in the same spot at the same time .I never realized that these people take this line dancing shit so serious , You might think you could just go out the and dance but Ohhh Noo ....These people will ask you to leave the floor if you cant do the dances . I was drunk and really trying for the 1st hour then said fuck it and got booted like 3 more times trying . You cant bring any drinks on the dance floor and there are certain spots that couples cant dance .

The place was very packed but the crowd of people wanted nothing to do with the like's of us but we made or own fun so fuck all the sheep fuckers . If you are in CT and like hicks , this is your place .

Ok , enough of that ...

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