My Monday Sports wrap up ...kinda ?

What a hectic weekend between all the shit I had to do and the stuff my kids had to do , I was running around all Friday & Saturday like a nut so on Sunday we all decided that we were going to have ourselves a good old Veg-Out Day !

We werent going out , we werent going to rush to answer the phones and were going to try not to get out of our pajamas all day if we could ..It was just going to be a complete chill day in the Fowler house .

So sitting home I got to catch up on a few things on TV , Such as all the "other " sports I miss so much . What are "other " spots you ask , We other sports are those sports that arent in the mainstream but are alot of fun to watch because they arent shoved down your throat at naeusia . I started my afternoon out watching these 3 sports :

Noon : Candlepin Bowling - This sport is crazy , just a bunch of computer geeks getting 3 shots at a bunch of pins that never get cleared until the 3 ball is thrown or all the pins are knocked down ...guys are whacking the laid down pins all into each other .

1pm : Pro Bull Riding - This sport much be getting huge because these nuts are on NBC in prime afternoon timeslot. My question is when the hell did these cowboys start wearing hockey helmets to ride these bulls ? I have watched Urban Cowboy too and I dont remember Bud wearing a Jofa .

3pm : Arena Football - Well what can you say about the coolness of this sport ? 50 yards fields. you can return kicks off a net behind the endzone . If your a fan , It's a free for all . Whatever you can grab on the field without going onto it is yours ....It's a phenominal sport . ( John Bon Jovi & John Elway both own a team)

Ok , Time to do this ...

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