My Friday Rant

For all of you who were at The Reef last night after 10 pm , you know what Im going to rant about .

We have an influx of teachers that come to the reef , Some young and some older and these people are the cheapest mother fuckers that walk the earth but we are pleasant to them because they come in alot . So last night one of the younger guys ( who actually plays in a band and I booked his band even though they sucked ) comes in and sits down and orders a Sam White Pint. I asked him where he has been and he says he hasnt been going out and has been really busy at work ...blah,blah,blah .

So after about 1/2 hour he asks me " how much do I owe you ? " . I tell him 3.75 and he say he forgot his cash and pulls out his debit card . Now even though it is a pain in the ass to run the card for one beer, I do it cause it's all he got . He signs it and gets up to leave .

Now Im actually talking to Hoot when this kid gets my attention and asks me for a piece of paper and a pen , I give it to him and he walks a little ways away and I continue talking to Hoot ..no biggie ,right ? He comes back about 3 minutes later and hands me my pen and the note he was writing and says " here , read this " and walks out !

I started reading this letter and RAGE filled my body , here is what the letter said :

" I have been coming here for 7 years now , and tonight after having 1 beer I realized I didnt have any cash . You , The Bartenders MADE me use my debit card to pay for the beer . I mean my band even played here MAN !! ( 2002 , get over it dude) It's no wonder it dead in here now . ...Have a Heart , this assholes signature "

So here's my response to him because he was too chicken shit to stick around to hear it ...GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER ! First off what asshole comes into a bar with no money and expects not to use a credit card if he has to , and what kind of fuckwad expects me not to charge him when he comes in once every 4 months . If this guy was a semi regular I would have just said " I'll catch you next week " but he wasnt and I didnt . Ask Hoot , I was fucking so pissed that I wanted to run out to the parking lot and choke this asshole . All of a sudden this is the beer soup kitchen ? Pay for your fucking shit dickhead and now since he pulled that ...I scratched him , He is SCRATCHED !

Not that I need to explain why I charged him , I just thought it was funny enough to share that some people actually think this way .

So Fuck him and his $2 tip on 35 he usually leaves !

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