The Bahamas SUCK !

As I said there was one thing that I didnt like on my vacation ( you know there was going to be something ) and it was Nassau , Bahamas .This was the worst place I have been on vacation and I dont see how people spend a week there when I really couldnt even spend more than 2 hours there .

First off all the people are fucking rude , And for a country that relies heavily on tourism as a main source of income , these assholes are doing nothing to bolster the numbers of people who want to come and visit . Sure they are nice to you when you 1st get off the boat and want you to do whatever it is they are trying to sell you or have you do but as soon as you turn these fucks down there is a immediate attitude and they just give a rude gesture and walk away in mid sentence .

In the 1st 4 minutes I was off the boat I was approached by no less than 15 people for things like horse and buggy rides , walking tours , cab tours and hair braiding and I got sucked in to getting my daughter hair braided right away . She wanted to do so we told the girl we only wanted 4 braids in her hair and she said no problem . You pay by the braid so she started and we had to stop her at 6 because me & the wife were talking and didnt realize she kept going . We told her no problem we would pay for 6 and she said " why dont you just do 10?" . We told her we didnt want 10 braids in her hair and her response was " well hurry up and get your daughter out of the chair so better customers can sit " ...I was so pissed there could have been fire shooting out of my nostrils but I was on vacation in another country so I didnt say a word .

We also went on a horse and buggy tour , which was actually nice and the guy was very nice to us ....but the tour was silly and $30 bucks for 10 minutes was stupid .

Overall If I ever went back there , I wouldnt be getting off the boat again and the best thing that can happen to Nassau in my eyes in a nice devasting hurricane come and wipe it clean ...FUCK EM !

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