The Register ...tsk,tsk,tsk

My bad yesterday , The Yankee Jersey thing was written by Paul Katcher and I forgot to put it in at the end...Hey , it was late !

Ok back to the regular stuff ...

How stupid is the New Haven Register ?

Over the past couple weeks NHPD has been parking a decoy police car on the side of the road to try and stop all the drag racing and deadly speeding that has occured in the past month on this strip of road . Well on today's front page , the paper has this headline " Decoy Car helping to slow down speeders on Boulevard " ....HUH, WHAT? ?!?

Why the fuck would you come out a basiclly tell everyone that the car is a fake , you might as well have said " I know this has been working but now you can speed and kill yourselfs again because the car is fake " . What a bunch of complete buffoons over there !

Here we go ....

Play Catch the Squares ..It's like I ate a disco ball and puked on your shoe.

Woman loves to eat dirt and can't help herself for 11 years now

Oh those crazy Japs , The 12 Wackiest Japanese Inventions

See what happens when you nothing but time on your hands , you invent some cool shit .

"Virtual nightclub" offers teens a chance to show off non-existent dance moves, social skills

Tom Cruise really cant help himself when it comes to the " Making yourself look like a complete Asshat " department .

This guy's selling a 29 CD set of instructions on how to supe up your kid's Power Wheels Jeep.

Im at a loss for words after this one ...go figure .

You asked for them ....The models from "Deal or no Deal"

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