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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Too True Humpday

Ok , Stereotypes ...Most of us use them on a daily basis but are too embarrassed to talk about them out loud to anyone but we can tell what your thinking when you think it . Me , I have no problem letting you guys in on my daily thoughts and happenings , even if it might be a little off tilt .

Stereotyping is something we all have done and still do , for example : You see a Chinese guy with a camera , it makes you think "stupid tourist " or a black person eating a slice of watermelon automatically think "typical" ...dont say you peole dont !

So during the day I am an Estimator for a fence company and my job brings me to all parts of CT , which I love because it is total freedom . Now just recently I had a call for a lady named Peroline Queenie Washington ( no , im not kidding) from New Haven . So I call her and you can just tell what kind of call it's going to be by the way she was talking so I tell her I will meet her at her house at 9:45 am and she says ok .

Now I am in the middle of a place white people shouldnt be but I have no worries or quams about things like this , I never have , So I pull up to the house and there it was .....My point about the Stereotyping come true . On the porch was Queenie dressed in a huge african head wrap , a housecoat , high heels and .....ready ....eating a bucket of fried chicken ...at 9:30 in the morning . I was dying on the inside laughing but I didnt let it out . As I walked up she directed me to the backyard and told me to follow her there , She picked up her chicken bucket and to the backyard we went . She kept stumbling because the high heels in the hilly backyard just didnt seem to work , but the best part was all the while we were walking she kept on eating the chicken and throwing the bones directly over her head on the ground in her own backyard .

All in all , I was in comic overload and gave her a quote and got in my car to laugh before I had a cardiac arrest . Sometimes Stereotypes are too funny because there is always someone who proves them to be right on .

Now I know some of you are going to find this racist or wrong , but it's just an observation and seeing I probably am the only one to come out and say this to this many people you can tell that I really dont care about the way I come off anymore ...


Ok , Time to Burn ....

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Watch a guy pour salt on some sort of vibrating table contraption which then forms different patterns at various frequencies( this is pretty cool)

Freaks write contract in blood, fight over it 2 years later, bring it to court

A guy taking his brand new motorcycle out for a disastrous first spin. This one manages to keep his bike in one piece for almost 4 seconds.

Lesbian Pulp Fiction From the 50s and 60s

Looking for a guy online ladies ? How bout one who makes 7 figures ? ...Dont ever say I dont do anything for the DC women .

A film dealing with the relative size of things in the universe, and the effect of adding another zero.

State fires lifeguard for having a web site with beach safety advice

Another Jenna bangfest ....your welcome Skittle


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