Hoot's Thursday Things

Hey now.

I just wanted to send out my own best wishes and prayers to Chris Edwards and his sister in the battle they face in their lives. I know a alot of TDC readers do not go into the forums and I just wanted to pass along something Chris said to those who do.

These are his words: "wow thank you guys so much. and bobcat you are right, the base of friendships is what really matters. and i tried to iterate that in the website, and im sorry if it didnt quite surface as i had hoped. the donations are more than wonderful, but like i told my best friend yesterday, the support and kind words from all of my friends here at TDC and myspace as well as my local friends and family, thats what really makes me and my sister feel great. i am really trying to boost her morale more than my own. i know that when its all said and done, things will be almost normal for me, but she has a long road ahead. i am gonna get her on this site sometime to introduce herself as well as befriend some of you. she has alot of personality traits like hoot and richie, so im sure we'll all get along just fine.

thank you everyone once again, just to see that hit counter up to 400 + ppl made me feel great. i just cant thank you all enough." - Chris Edwards

God bless both of you.

And away we gooooo.............

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And on a final note.

The following was sent to me in an email. In no way or form am I claiming this as my own material. I can't give credit to whoever wrote it because I do not know who authored it. So if you say it is your own writing and you want credit for it..............well................. forget about it !!!

Thank you so very much!!!

To all of you:

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue

on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that

needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown)

who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the

$15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating

in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out

for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant

freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water

buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward

an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove

toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so

a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these

products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And, thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave

anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked

with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume

sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al

Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our

American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number

for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda, Singapore

, and Uzbekistan .

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free

replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their

recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown

African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it

bites my butt.

Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can

live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.

And, thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up the $5.00 I dropped

in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester

waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

Oh, and don't forget this one either...

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas

companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70

minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this

afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to

grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a

friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's

cousin's beautician...

Have a wonderful day....

Peace. Hoot23