Hoot's Thursday Things

Hello again to everyone. No word from Richie as to his new computer so I am still here for ya!

Let's do it.

Oompa Loompa comes to life. Man nearly drowns in 70 gallons of chocolate.

I know he probably can't see this now but I wonder if Richie knows how to make a Bloody Frog Cum.

I am sure this game will get a lot of shit for what it is about. Rockstar Games(makers of the Grand Theft Auto series) presents the trailer for Bully.

Their mother must be so proud. Brothers driving drunk crash into each other.

This is so bad it is hilarious. Pregnant Britney introduces her man Kfed and his fresh moves at the Teen Choice awards.

Man leads police on 2-county chase in Grapevine, Texas. Here is the end of the chase on video where the real tragedy happens. He crashes into a beer truck. Thankfully it is reported no beer was harmed in the incident.

Ahh that's just a bunch of crap!

No more spontaneous, drunken 3 a.m. weddings in sin city Las Vegas.

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Former Whitewater special counsel Kenneth Starr petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to take up Alaska’s “Bong Hits 4 Jesus” case, a dispute involving a high school student, a banner and a tough school policy.

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Daveyboy this one is for you. Errr....well....ummm...your wife?!?! A mother suspected of driving a tagging crew of five -- including two of her children -- in her sport utility vehicle as they allegedly spray painted graffiti is being held without bond, authorities said Monday.

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Morons. Offices are full of them; irritating little people with no redeeming features, forming their own social hierarchies within the walls of the workplace. It's understandable, of course; if you were to sit in the same room day after day, staring at spreadsheets and filling out orders, the monotony of your life only rivalled by the monotony of your thoughts and dreams, you too would be yearning for your own besuited Lord of the Flies scenario.

Which Office Moron Are You?

Disclaimer: This next thing I received in an email with no credit to whoever wrote it. I put it here for you to enjoy and make no claim that it is an original that I wrote.

And I will leave you with:

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Till tomorrow. Peace. Hoot23