See Ya .....

Well everyone , This is going to be my last post for a week because Im on vacation next week . We will be making our annual trek down to The Outer Banks and the last thing I want to do is think about writing a column .

I am gonna have so much to cover when I get back , Such as the "Screech sex tapes" and believe me I have something to say .

Im sure Hoot will fill in just nicely while im away and there are a few things Im sure of that Hoot will cover , Such as :

1. There will be a minimum of 30 porn links throughout the week so all of you who are at work ...beware

2. Im sure Hoot will have at least one rant about how slow people drive on the highway or lady drivers but It will be a driving rant none the less .

3. There will be at least 1 " just a quickie " column

4. There will be an average of one Gif or Emoticon on every column .

5 . Seriously , Hoot will take good care of you guys and I appreciate him covering for me while Im away .

And this would be the week for all of you people who would like to send in guest columns to do so . Just P.M Hoot in the forums and he will send you his email address , then you just put your column together and send it to him and he will do the rest and give you the proper credit .

So , for the last time in a week .....LET'S DO THIS

Please tell me that some of you have seen Little Superstar . Here the Death Metal version of Little Superstar.

Every single episode of Futurama, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, and American Dad. Let's see how long this lasts

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USS Macon found. If you are wondering what the USS Macon is, think Hindenburg, but over the Pacific and in 1935

Send someone you, uh, love an anonymous package that reveals a giant kinda small, spring-loaded ass when opened.

This is Russian Federal highway Moscow City - Yakutsk City, named "Lena", nowadays. The road doesn't have asfalt surface, though it is a Federal, vital highway. Everytime it rains the road gets paralized, these shots are made a few days before the traffic jam for 600 cars got stuck there. Hunger and lack of the fuel followed, according to the witnesses. One woman gave a born to a child right in the public bus she was riding

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The next time the heroic Nigerian finance minister e-mails you about securing the king's giant fortune, you won't be so quick to dismiss it as spam.

The 1970 Dodge Charger - They're hidden, where the bumper loops around the grill!

Here's a pretty good reason not to kiss a shark. In case you needed one.

SEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK