Hoot's Thursday Things

What's up everyone!

I had a great time in New York City last Saturday seeing Spearhead at Webster Hall. What a great fucking show. The place was packed but there was still room to bounce around. It was a long and expensive night but it was worth it. It is so much fun going into the city every so often. Again Spearhead puts on such a great live show if you ever get the chance check them out.

On another note about the football picks topic we have going in the forums. Richie is so mad that I am ahead of him by 5 games right now after ten weeks in the season. I love it. After the season standings were posted this week he said "I just cant let Hoot finish ahead of me ...It has now become personal"

Again Rich I say priceless!!! And again this is Muttley not Dastardley!
Click to hear Muttley's laugh to add to the effect!
Get your Wacky Races characters straight!!!

On with it!

Remember kids don't practice oral sex with your toohbrush. Teen swallows toothbrush immitating movie!

This is pretty insane. Skateboarder Bob Burnquist rides his skateboard off a ramp and rail into the Grand Canyon then parachutes his way down.

In deer news this week:

Real, Fake Deer Fight... Real Deer Wins and...

He's one small deer with a big problem; his head is caught in this plastic pumpkin.

Scumbags like this should be tied to a tree and their victims allowed to beat them senseless!!!! And the guy did it all for two dollars???

You know how it looks cool in the movies when the guy takes a gun and shoves it in his waistband? Well this guy did not look cool doing that!

Richie I found a way you might be able to get me back when I beat your ass in the football picks!!! Willy D's Indoor Kart Racing!......settle it on the track! It is in Wallingford too.

If you donate toys to the kids every year don't get this one. Toys for Tots rejects Jesus doll!

Man climbs 45ft tall Jesus statue looking for miracle cure. Looks like Jesus had a quick answer in mind.

Those Japanese and their crazy game shows. Japanese Gilrs Teased. No nudity but NSFW due to sound.

This sucks for these guys. The club name is the best. No more bare bodies for the old boys. Police on Monday stripped the local chapter of the International Order of Old Bastards of the exotic dancers who have performed at their meetings for decades.

I got the following in an email from a friend. Thanks Julie Margaritas. It is a bit long but funny. Prob NSFW due to theme.

My client wants your client to throw in a couple of oversized shirts or jackets that she can wear around campus as a symbol of your clients social castration. As long as your client throws in a few panties for the trophy case at the frat house. Agreed. The new age of sexual consent!

See ya! Peace. Hoot23