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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Murder in the DC

Remember this thing :

THE ANNUAL TURKEY MURDER

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 19TH 10:00AM Rain or Shine (not that kind)
--A special thanks to Maria for letting us have the murder in the yard & keeping the cops away.

It's that time of year again, the leaves are turning, it's getting cooler outside & it's time to slaughter some fuckin birds. As some of you well know what the Turkey Murder is upon us. This is a BYOB event However there will be Wild Turkey served. We are going to deep fry a couple birds & I'm sure Julie Boobies will make that goddamn spinach (e-coli) dip. We will start a bonfire before dark! Any additional food, booze & firewood will be much appreciated.

Live turkeys are available for killing. They cost about $25 to $30 each. The rule is you kill it, you clean it!! This is not about useless slaughter. If you are a turkey murdering virgin free instruction will be provided. If you want one or more feathery fuckers please contact Us by Wednesday Nov. 16.

Well my sick friends had this on Sunday and one of them actually posted video's of it on his MySpace . They went as far as lining the chopped off turkey heads up in a row , I think it's just sick and disgusting . They were laughing everytime they took a whack at a turkeys neck

Some of too cool for the room guys in the forums have expressed that you would like to kill your own food and It's the same as buying it in the store ...blah,blah,blah . Well do me a favor , visit this page and click on the videos on the left hand side and tell me what you think after watching it .( just turn off his stupid music before you watch them)


I was going to do a column today but I will just let this travesty set in and if you need to leave a nasty comment on his page , by all means do so !

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