My Shopping experience part 1

Here is my 1st holiday shopping story of the year , Im surprised it came so early in the season :

We like to get the kids 1 big thing then a bunch of little things for Xmas , We are getting my son a Quad with a helmet and the works . We were going to get my daughter a laptop but my wife decided against because she is only 7 so we were racking our brain to try and figure something to get her for her big present .

It seems she really wanted the Fur Real Butterscotch Pony thing so thats what we decided on . We were at costco on friday night and they had 1 left , because I guess these things are selling out everywhere, But I couldnt buy it bwecause I had the kids with me so I left the store , dropped my family off and headed back to costco to buy the pony . When I got there ....no pony . So the front desk told me to call in the morning to see if they get more , meanwhile I went to Toys R Us and Target looking for this thing and they were all sold out too .

My wife calls in the morning and they said they got two in and they would put one aside for me . I jump out of bed and head right up there , go up to the counter and they say they didnt know anything about it . So now im pissed and have to hurry back into the store to find where these 2 things are , As Im walking towards the toy section I see them on a push cart at the end of one of the aisles and there is a man taking one as I am walking up . As soon as I get to the other one , this lady walks right in front of me and kinda puts her hand on the last one . I asked her " Are you going to take that because I want it ?" ., She replied " I think so , I just have to call my husband to make sure " . Now Im pissed because I missed getting it and im not about to walk away and then this dumbass lady decides she doesnt want it and I leave . So I stay kinda out of her sight but have my eye on the box waiting for her to make a decision . I see her calling her husband and trying to get reception and talk to him , all of a sudden I hear her say " Hold on I cant hear you , let me walk over here in this aisle " .

Well that's my move , As soon as she walks into the aisle to talk to her husband I walk right up and grab the box and pop it in my carriage like I didnt know she was still there . She didnt know that I knew that she was still there but I played it off good . So I start walking away and she starts yelling about how this is her box and how she was just using the phone and I knew it . But all's fair in love & shopping and she shouldnt have left something that everyone else wanted alone and walked away , I know I wouldnt have .....SUCKER !

Sure Im a prick , And I love it !

Here we go .....

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