Rich is Back !!!!!

After a couple Days off ..IM BACK !!!!

A Manhattan couple has pleaded guilty to posing as physicians and injecting fake wrinkle erasure medicine into poeple in their Jackson Heights apartment . Here's my question , what the hell are the people thinking letting anyone inject anything into them in an apartment ??

I know Peter already wrote about it but it saddens me that Jam Master Jay has been murdered. As a young teen in the 80's looking for Identity , These Rap pioneers showed if you put some hard work into it , you can do anything .

Talk about Thug Life , here is a list of Rappers who all have been killed .

You say you like that man hating , puke inducing show "Sex in the City" ....well here are a couple poses of those chicks they cant deny ...here's one .....and another ......and another...and one more

Hot 97 DJ and newest american Idol judge Angie Martinez has quit American Idol after only a few tapings claiming it was too hard to crush these young peoples dreams . Fox will not replace her spot .

Higher Learning my ass !! ....they are shooting PORN MOVIES on the campus of Indiana university

Come to this Southern California bar , Drop your pants and Moon the Amtrak trains along with the rest of the bar ...its a tradition . I guess they serve up plenty of MOONSHINE there ?

There is stuff you can do with WD40 that even I had no idea about ...check it out .

Tiffani Amber Thiesen went from This to This....can we all say boob job ??

You got the Munchies after a night of partying , how bout getting some snacks out of your Cheech & Chong lunchbox or take out your Ramones Box and bash your best bud over the noggin with it !!

And Cameron Diaz Topless ...NICE !!!

Courtney Love ...poor kurt saw this every morning ..!!

Happy Halloween...

Let's start the day with a nice ass.

Another Rapper has been shot and killed. Jam Master Jay, part of Run DMC, was shot and killed at a New York City recording studio on Wednesday.

A group of barbers and beauticians has sued Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, claiming their remarks about the movie "Barbershop" drove away customers.

Here's a list of the more than $5,500 worth of stuff Winona Ryder is charged with having stolen from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. (Scroll down for the list.)

A two-week-old cheetah - cute. And woman in cheetah lingerie - also cute.

Soundboards are fun: Homer Simpson, Stephen Hawkings, Jay & Bob, Ozzy, the Sopranos and the Ladies Man.

This is a weird giant eye that follows your cursor.

The Evil Clown Face Generator.

Read this error page.

Jim request Marissa Tomei. Great choice, but there are no nudes, topless or see-through shots of her. This is the best I could find.

Remember, don't shit in a coed's closet

Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport agreed Tuesday to do about 100 hours of community service in Miami to settle charges against him that alleged he broke into a university dorm and took a shit in a coed's closet.

A federal appeals court ruled for the first time Tuesday that the government cannot revoke doctors' prescription licenses for recommending marijuana to sick patients. The court said doctors could get in trouble only if they actually helped patients obtain marijuana. Merely recommending the drug "does not translate into aiding and abetting, or conspiracy and is protected free speech under the Constitution.

I just bought the new Casio Exilim digital camera. It's very cool, and very tiny. Shoots video too.

Bored? I have three games for you: First, a fun toboggan game. (I made it to the last round.) Next, some exploding billiards. Finally, a steeplechase horse racing game.

Nice top.

For those of you old enough to remember, Laika, the first dog in space, died after a few hours in orbit in 1957, according to a Russian space expert. For the past 40 years, the Kremlin led the world to believe that Laika had lived to see the 40th anniversary of the October Revolution and then died peacefully.

We had a request from Bob for a nude photo of Winona Ryder. Unfortunately, there are none. But, here's one of her in a see-through top (she really looks very pretty in this shot) and one of her in the bathtub. Keep those requests coming! If they're out there, we'll find 'em.

Dumb: A gang of robbers used one of their own vehicles as a getaway car, blew a red traffic light in front of a cop who followed them to a house owned by one of them.

I did a search for Connecticut-based models and you know what? I could find any worth linking to except this one, named Ashley Ann . There are plenty of attractive women in this state, but they don't have websites.

Saddam gets hacked...

These three innocent teachers were gunned down by a coward, who then chickened out and killed himself.

Here's good one. Winona Ryder had claimed she was "preparing for role" when she was first stopped for shoplifting at Saks Fifth Avenue store. Preparing for a role? What role? The role of a prisoner? C'mon, she was caught with more than $5,500 worth of designer clothes, handbags and accessories. She's a fucking thief. Cute, but a thief nonetheless.

Saddam Hussein's email account has been hacked, (his username and password were apparently the same 5 character word) and the contents were made available for all to see.

Very cool! Jim Bristoe created a 30-foot-long, 2 ton cannon that shoots pumpkins up to five miles! Here's a shot of a 10 pound pumpkin destroying a car. And there's a link to a video clip of it here.

Here's a good article that explains why AOL and MSN still suck. Once again, you are wasting your money on these online services overpriced spam magnets.

Bored? Here's a very difficult game: Kind of like Rubik's Cube with the Earth. Here's a fun undersea game. (Hint: Click and hold the mouse.) Or play some virtual Quarters with Taj. And when you're done with all that virtual drinking, play some Peeball. By the way, Peeball is an actual game. Here's more info.

Damn! Jessica Simpson is now married.

They finally made the Mac a real computer (by making it a UNIX machine) and clueless Mac users are stumped. This is a very funny commercial spoof, but it takes a while to download.

Not sure if I already posted this one, but it's a nice top.

Rich's Monday Stuff

For all of you who have been asking me why my stuff is always at the bottom and you have to read down , here is why ..It's Peter's site and it's good to be the King.

Im usually not the "Regular news" kind of guy but here is one ..

Isreal caught 175 Palestinians who were plotting suicide bombings ....can you say Gas Chamber ??

3 people were shot dead at the University of Arizona , 2 teachers and the Gunmen , because he was refused to take the Mid Terms ...God damn , you must really wanna learn !

Why would Maryland be fighting for prosecution in there state when one of the Snipers cant even face the Death Penalty there ...Throw Virginia a bone and let them kill both of these fucks !!!

What did I tell all of you about Jackass the movie ?? It debuted at #1 this weekend and i guarentee it will break the 100 million mark before its done, people love to see a train wreck !!!

Visit a Virtual Haunted House ....real real cool .

This would be almost funny or cute , If you lived in Alabama, or are having sex with your sister ...Little Bitty Pets .

A bird the size of a small plane was spotted in the skies over Alaska ...Welcome to Jurrasic Park

Sharon Stone is still hot !!!

J lo Is HOT and bootylious !!

Mariah Carey is also a Booty Queen ...and I like it !!!

Monday fun stuff

All Odds & Ends today:

If you hate pop-ups, you'll hate this game: Kill the Pop-Ups.

Try some hover board racing.

Play some mini-golf.

Or, play with some building blocks. (This thing is fun.)

Sick, but fun: Britney Smears' poop shoot.

I may have posted it before, but it's still fun. Add your own message to this guy's screen saver.

See who was the Playboy Playmate in the month you were born. (As long as you were born after December 1953.)

Check out this V8 engine powered chain saw. Very cool.

Something for you Star Wars fans. :)

Look at what a little make-up will do. (Okay, maybe a lot of make-up)

Take the Silicon Challenge. Are they real or fake?

Finally, Jennifer Lopez naked in her perfume ad.

Don't negotiate with terrorists. Kill them

Well, what do you think of the way Russian officials ended the hostage drama? Here's my opinion. They did exactly what they should have done. Don't get me wrong, it's very sad that 90 innocent people died. But all the hostage takers were either killed or captured. This sends a clear message to other terrorists that if they try the same thing, they will not succeed. They will simply be killed. I wish we had the balls to do the same thing in this country. My view: Don't negotiate with terrorists. Kill them.

Terrorists are generally pretty fucking stupid. During their three-day siege of a Moscow theater, the Chechen rebels allowed hundreds of the hostages to use their cell phones to call their families. What they didn’t know was that Russia’s security services were on the other end listening and gathering information.

Odds & Ends: Here's a copy of the sniper's coward's letter to the police. Former Marine Alan Sharkany, Jr. of Milford, is attempting to do 4,000 pull-ups in 24 hours to break the world record and to raise money for Easter Seals. In Chattanooga, police arrested two men who decided to dry a pound of marijuana in a convenience store's microwave oven. I have no idea what this is, and I can't fully understand the translation from Spanish, but you decide.

Bored? See what Google thinks of you. Or, play this tank game against others on the net.

Now, some ladies...

Good Jillian Barberie shots yesterday, Rich. Here are a few more: One in a bikini, and and one naked, but covered, on a rug. Oh, and actually, Playboy did also have this shot of her. Let's see. Here's a nice top. Some body-painted ladies. And finally, Brit's tits. (Fair warning: It's about 500k)

Radioactive cat shit...

Another drama ends: Russian security forces stormed the theater where Chechen rebels were holding 700 hostages and took control of the building just before the deadline set by the rebels, who had threatened to begin killing the hostages. At least 90 hostages and nearly all of the rebels were killed.

Actor Richard Harris has died of cancer at age 72.

Odds & Ends: A man who ignored a veterinarian's order to flush his cat's radioactive shit down the toilet was hit with a $2,800 bill. The popular Blogger service has been hacked, but is back up now. And, watch out for this e-card porn worm. (Thank you, Geoff) Customers at a McDonald's in the nation's capital got a shock Friday when two deer jumped through the restaurant window and ran through the restaurant.

In New York, municipal workers removed hundreds of Microsoft decals on and planned to remove hundreds more. The company had stuck blue, green, orange and yellow butterflies on streets and sidewalks to promote it's piece of crap MSN online service. (Also known as one of the services to join if you love getting spam) The City said Microsoft could be sued if it sticks more ads on city property.

No comment.

Bored? Play some color Gameboy games online. Here's a weird game. It's kind of like the game Simon. Or, listen to some sappy music. (It starts out sappy, but gets funny.) And, this MP3 is hilarious-- Sinsemilla Street. Finally, check out EndangeredFaeces, animal figurines made out of the shit of the animal it portrays.

I'll post some ladies later one. Too tired now.

Your Wish is my Command ..

I will try my hardest to fulfill all my peoples requests and when my Bud Billy wanted Jillian , The Fox Weather Chick , Billy gets Jillian , The Fox weather chick .

Here is her Official Website

Some Hot Pics of Jillian

Jillian and Carmen Electra ..Does Jerry know you have his Puffy Shirts ??

This is the best Playboy has to offer on such a hottie ??...how dissapointing ?

So , FOR NOW , This is the best I got , but Ill keep looking

Rich's Weekend RANTS !!

For all of you who missed it last night , San Fransico Giants manager Dusty Baker's 3 year old Grandson is a batboy on the team , well last night in the World Series game he went to retrive a bat little did he realize that there was player coming full speed at him , luckly he was pulled to safety ....here is a photo of it !

A Minnesota man was shot by his dog , I guess when he wants to eat he means it !!!

Students in London are being paid to test condoms , God if I only studied harder in school ?

Woman Delivers 46 year old baby ... Hey , I didnt belive it either till I read the story !

Colombian soccer player Herman Gaviria >died after being hit by a bolt of lighting during a practice , here is a pic of him before and after ( i know, why so morbid ..but why are you looking then ?)

Britney's New Man

What kind of a sick bastard would kill one of the Little Rascals , and where the hell was Petey to protect him ???

Mena Survari HOT and HOTTER

SEE YA on Monday...GO COWBOYS !!!!!

Now comes the punishment

Well, it's over. They caught the coward - John Allen Muhammad. Here's how they did it. The Washington Post calls the killer of 10 innocent people, a "serial loser."

Meanwhile, a Chechen "suicide squad" is holding hundreds of people hostage in a Moscow theater, demanding a Russian troop withdrawal from their homeland.

In her ongoing effort to reveal more and more, Christina Aguilera graces the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

Odds & Ends: WTF? Moroccan surgeons have removed a 46-year-old fetus from a 75-year-old woman. Miss Cleo can't collect more than $11 million in unpaid bills. A South Florida family has constructed the world's largest ball of packaging tape. Sigh. Remember the Bra Ball?

Golf anyone?

Caught in the act: A man was arrested after police found 65 pairs of stolen panties in his apartment. A water polo coach at a southern California high school has been fired after administrators found a secret videotape of girls undressing in their locker room.

Bored? Make your own lava lamp. Or listen to the opera baby.

And, a nice bikini shot of Jessica Biel.

Rich's Friday Wind Down Rants

Talk about Down and Out in Beverly Hills, Actor Nick Nolte has been charged with using the "Date Rape drug" , get this , On himself . He better not drop the soap when he is in the shower with himself !!

If you really care about this , Scientists have discovered a new planet ...this is about as exciting news as ANOTHER space shuttle going off .

I am just going to type this and you can look for yourself ..Man attacked by Pilgrim..Enjoy !

A Fat Lady from Canada has lost her lawsuit where she claims she shouldnt have to pay for the extra seat cause her caboose wont fit into one seat ..here's an idea , Travel by flatbed next time .

Think your a tough guy and want to find out what you should change your name to once the ass kickin starts, well check here to find out .

Pop Quizzes that are like the SAT's , only twice as hard and half as important ..funny

You know someone who knows everything , Well if you dont ask these guys , they really claim to know EVERYTHING !!

Britney , Who's draws ??

Anna Nicole Smith in her glory days ...man o man !!!

Got em!

They got em!

Remember the good old days when the jocks actually chose the music they played, instead of some clueless suit in management relying on the results of some "focus group?" That's the way corporate-owned stations do it now. The jocks have no say in what gets played. That's why you hear the same songs again and again and again. They're all pre-programmed weeks in advance. That's also why WRFX- FM's "John Boy & Billy" radio show played the song "Another One Bites the Dust" immediately after they reported on the latest sniper attack.

Told you so: AOLTimeWarner will restate two years of results -- or $190 million in revenues -- due to "accounting problems" at America Online. I wonder how they are gonna make up the difference? Higher prices? Even worse service?

A 6.7 earthquake was felt from Anchorage to Fairbanks yesterday.

Michael Jordan has filed a lawsuit against a woman he claims is trying to extort $5 million from him to keep quiet about a relationship they had more than 10 years ago.

In Sweden, Gun-Britt Marklund checked her bank account and it showed a balance of more than $10 billion. She told the bank, which acknowledged the error and sent her a bouquet of flowers as an apology.

This is sick, but fun. Write a message in blood. You can create your own by clicking here.

WTF? A Russian commander received a two-year suspended sentence after admitting that he beat his soldiers with a black latex dildo.

I don't think she's very attractive, but I have a duty to show you these topless shots of Christina Aguilera.

WTF? Child-sized "Pimp Daddy" costumes?

Update on the Fruit Punch story

Here is the picture of the " So Called " Penis in the fruit punch ( see story in Richs Thursday Rants)....Decide for yourself ??

See you tommorow !!!!!!

Rich's Thursday Rants

Like I always say " REFERENCES PEOPLE, REFERENCES !! ". An Ice Cream Man has been arrested for more than 100 sex crimes with girls ranging from toddlers to teenagers, I hope this guy gets his Almond Toasted in jail .

Remember Lizzie Grubman , The Entertainment Publisist who ran down a bunch of people in the Hamptons a couple months back , well she is swapping her L.I home for a jail cell . Drive Forrest , Drive !!

Like that terrible movie out just recently , A Montana Senate candidate skin turned blue after he has been taking pills for an ongoing medical condition . "Umm , Excuse me Senator Smurf, may I approach the bench ?"

This Fruit Punch has got a Wang taste to it ??? A man finds a part of a human penis floating in his fruit punch bottle .

Want to keep a diary but are afraid someone will find it lying around ?? .. this site allows you to keep your own journal without fear of being found out .

Like your Twinkies? Love your peanut butter cups ?? Well check this for the junk food update 24/ 7

J Lo's Ghetto Booty

Winona Ryder Boob shot

And a see- through Shannon Elizabeth

Internet Attack...

If you (like me) were unable to reach this site and many others early Monday night for about an hour, it's because there was massive DDOS attack against the 13 "root name servers," which are the main "road maps" for the Internet. Here's more info.

Another sniper victim, and it was revealed that the sniper left a note stating "Your children are not safe anywhere at any time."

MetLife's "Snoopy 1" blimp crashed Monday in south Georgia due to high winds. The pilot of the blimp was unhurt.

Aging rock star: Grace Slick in 1970 and Grace Slick today.

Bad beside manner: A British surgeon reported to have told a patient "you have cancer, I have asthma, we all have to die some time," was fired. Asshole.

Bigfoot: Filipino shoemakers have created the world's largest shoe, which is 18 feet long.

That Leann Rimes, she done growed up real good. (Supposed to be said in a southern accent)

Unpleasant way to go: A Vietnamese man died and three of his co-workers nearly died trying to rescue him after he fell into 7-foot deep vat of fish sauce. Fish sauce is described as a ferociously pungent sauce used commonly in southeast Asia.

Bored? Want to know which celebs have tattoos? Here's a list, with photos. Remember Rubik's Cube? Here's an online version. I used to "solve it" by taking it apart and snapping it back together. Make your own Britney. Or, try the Surrealist Compliment Generator. And this is a great game: 3d Pong.

Richs Hump Day Rants

In the most recent clue to the Sniper shootings, The Sniper complained of being "ignored" after repeated calls into police operators, He even went as far as to give names of the people he talked to....god damn man , go buy a puppy or something , build model airplanes !!!

Here is what was in Kurt Cobain's newly found Heroin letter where he trys to explain his addiction .

I know the times are changing and im all for that but in a recent poll , Most kids have never even heard of Humpty Dumpty ???

83 year old Elliot Royce loved school so much he has decided to go back to junior high school and play the lead tuba in the band ..umm Elliot , there are senior centers man ?

I pity the fool who thinks I aint no bad ass .......Ever wonder if Mr T could kick your ass ??..well this site will tell you. ohhhya , and dial 1800collect (he told me to say that or im next for an asskickin ?)

Julia Child speaks her mind and she dont give a shit who is listening .

I know Hockey season is here , Thank God, and wouldnt you like to know what your name could be if you were a Hockey Player ? Well this site tells you .

Shakira Sunbathing ...nice latina ass.

Courtney Cox sunbathing also ...god I love the summer !

And one more , Penelope Cruz topless .

Rich's Tuesday Rants

An 37 year old accused killer in Edmonton, Canada denied he was the killer in a murder for hire scheme even though he was in possesion of the murder weapon. Thinking he was gonna get off , he also fessed up to selling crack and sleeping with a 15 year old , what a dumb ass !

If you want to be a peeper , It looks like your gonna have to be real careful from now on if you live in Canada

In Uzbekistan, It is Illegal to play pool because the goverment thinks it is morally killing the way of life .

Here she comes ..Mrs Captivity...she is beautiful . In Lithuania they are holding a beauty pagent for the most beautiful woman in prison .

A swarm of Frogs took over a animal control agency right near where the movie FROGS was filmed over 30 years ago ..That crazy Kermit !!

Give Britney Spears a Virtual Boob Job

A real ghost picture , Look close , Its in there ....

Martha's Going Down...

The Securities and Exchange Commission plans to file securities fraud charges against Martha Stewart. If convicted, Stewart would face a fine, and could be forced out as chairman and CEO of Martha Stewart Living.

This keeps getting weirder and weirder. The police are now playing "phone tag" with the sniper. And, as expected, video games are being blamed.

Odds & Ends: A bronze ass. How to tell if someone is lying. 100 ways to say masturbation. The penis song. This is fun: Virtual fireworks. Here's the Official Rock, Paper, Scissors Strategy Guide. This is cool: It doesn't do anything beyond the first page, but just start clicking the boxes and you'll see.

Norway's King Harald was caught speeding in his car but he's immune from prosecution because, well, he's the king. Odd that the king was driving his own car. Can you imagine a U.S. President going for a drive?

Okay, this page: (http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/open.html) does something funny. But, if you click on it, you would become very annoyed. It wont do any harm, but it's difficult to close. So instead, copy and paste it into an email and send it to a friend. Note: If you simply MUST click on it to see what it does, save and close all your programs first! Here it is. But, you have been forewarned!!

Finally, I agree with Richie that Jaime Pressly is very hot, but the she was far too overdressed in that photo. Here's one where she's a bit less covered up.

Rich's Monday Rants

Well after a nice weekend off , Im back at it this Monday and with that said its off we go ....

I dont know what it is that makes Rap concerts and violence go hand in hand but it happened again this past weekend . At a Nelly show in Southern California , 2 men were stabbed , one fatally and 3 men were charged with the crime .

Well it was just a matter of time but The Rally Monkey has it's own website . Maybe they will have it flinging it's own poo on there too ...

In a step to produce more organs for people waiting for transplants , Scientists are working on producing pigs that can produce organs to be transplanted into humans ....Boy that Sally has some nice Strips of bacon on her , huh ?

Talk about balls , A registered Sex Offender is running a daycare in San Diego ..umm references people ??

Well for all you who cant get enough of the nausiating karoke jam that is American Idol , you will get another chance when American Idol 2 comes out this fall. Tryouts started today . Personally for me the only good part of that show is when the people are terrible in the first couple episodes.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back and they are bad asses !!!!

Lil Kim knows how to work it !!

And Jamie Pressely is smokin hot !!

Hey Sniper, give a call...

The "sniper" case takes an odd turn: Police Chief Charles Moose, the head of the investigation said, "To the person who left us a message at the Ponderosa last night, you gave us a telephone number. We do want to talk to you, call us at the number you provided." NBC has also reported that note was "very lengthy" and contained "detailed threats."

This Fairfax, Virginia gas station is trying something unique to protect its customers.

"Touchy feely" sports photos: What the hell is he doing? And what the hell are they doing?

A 74-year-old Romanian woman died from a heart attack while having sex with her 26-year-old lover, while her husband was sleeping in the other room.

Okay, a bunch of tops: Here's an interesting one. And one with a bit less covering. And another, and another, and another.

Hate telemarketers? (Who doesn't?) Well, this is useful: A counter-telemarketer script you can use when you are called.

Bored? This is very, very cool: ASCII women. Or, check out the the Bible according to Lego. Get ready for Halloween by trying some virtual pumpkin carving.

And finally, a nude Brooke Burke.

Slow news day...

God knows what he's up to now, but to mark his perfect 100 percent win in an uncontested election last week, Saddam Hussein began releasing all of Iraq's political prisoners.

Another sniper shooting in Virginia? Authorities plan to bring in experts to hypnotize witnesses to jog any hidden memories that they may have.

The mayor of Torrington was arrested on drunk driving changes. Way to go, Mr. Mayor.

Excellent! A spammer was ordered to pay more than $98,000 for flooding Washington computers with "make money fast" messages several years ago.

Speaking of spam, SPAMFREE.NET just hit the half a million spams trapped mark!

Have you seen the new show, "Good Morning Miami," yet? I predict that the lead actress, Ashley Williams, will be the next Jennifer Aniston.

Okay, this is fucked up. And so it this.

Bored? Play an on-line 4x4 race. (Hint: The keyboard does nothing. Use the mouse to control the truck) Still bored? Find out which keywords are more popular in Google with Google Fight! Try comparing "Britney Spears" versus "Christina Aguilera."

Still bored? Learn everything there is to know about pencils. Or, check out these Thumb Movies. Still not any less bored? How about this one: Create-a-Fart. And, introducing, the DilDoll.

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday to my brother David.

Liar goes to jail

Good! The guy who lied about the sniper is in jail.

The Hartford Courant is reporting that after its first week, the new Krispy Kreme in Newington has worn out its welcome. According to police, it has created a traffic nightmare, taxing police resources and angering nearby residents.

How does this happen? The Pacific Fleet is missing nearly 600 computers, including at least 14 known to have handled classified data.

MSNBC's Humorist Andy Borowitz says O.J. Simpson is no longer 100% sure that he's innocent.

Police in Boston have shut down the "Ice Breaker bus— an abandoned school bus where neighborhood teens paid $3 each to loose their virginity to drug-addicted prostitutes. And a man who had hanged himself in a tree was mistaken for a Halloween decoration and ignored.

According to scientists, the length of a man's index finger can accurately predict the length of his penis. More research: Good news for you porn surfers with slow Internet connections. Research shows slower download speeds sometimes prompt greater arousal and response than faster download speeds.

John Lieberman and Jim McKenna were sick of getting AOL CDs, so they plan to collect 1 million of them and return them to AOL. They created a website called nomoreaolcds.com where recipients of the unwanted discs can print a mailing label for their donations. Within weeks they received 12,896 CDs. (An estimated 300 million CDs have been sent out)

Odds & Ends: Nice photo of the Space Shuttle landing. (Remember when the Space Shuttle was a big deal?) Another photo of that two-headed snake. A fashion model in lingerie on the catwalk in Communist China. Check out the guys' faces. :) Check out “Roomba,” the first robotic vacuum cleaner. Want one? You can buy it here for $199.

Good news: Thongs and painted breasts will be allowed at this year's Key West Fantasy Fest. In the past police had made numerous arrests based on the city's ordinance concerning public nudity. Here's the official Fantesy Fest website.

Too lazy to get off your ass to do exercise? No problem. Try the new "bike desk." Even lazier? A German engineer has designed a desk that converts into a giant pillow at the push of a button.

And finally, a nice ass.

Girlfriend/Wife Contest?

I'm thinking of doing a "girlfriends & wives" type of contest, where readers send in photos of their girlfriends or wives, and then you all vote for your choice. The winner would become Miss Daily Column, or something like that, for the month. I haven't thought the whole thing out yet, but it could be a lot of fun. Of course, if no one send any photos in, it won't be any fun. (Remember the thong contest on the Smith & Barber site?) So, how many of you have a girlfriend or a wife (or both) who would be willing to have their photo posted here? Lemme know by leaving a comment. -Peter

My Rants For Friday ...

In Pico Rivera , California ,A brawl erupted at a youth football game .There were more than 25 adults , teenagers and get this young children involved in the melee. 2 men were charged with assault with a deadly weapon , their feet and more arrests are pending as soon as police look at the tape because some one had the right mind to videotape the whole ordeal.Thanks Amy

In Sweetwater Texas, A tractor trailer was stopped for speeding and was found to have 25 illegal aliens, including children as young as 3 in the back . Also found was to have more than 4 grams of methamphetamine , A gun and over $9000 dollars in cash ....what an ass!!! Here is Rich's tip of the day , If your going to smuggle mexicans , Carry guns and drugs ...Dont speed !

If you are all like me , and you should be , You cant wait until Oct 25th for the new Jackass movie to premiere but some people are not as excited as I am for this movie to open . Apparently a woman in L.A was hired to ask the Jackass crew some scripted questions and promised she wouldnt be touched , but in typical Jackass fashion things went wrong ...read on

Ever wonder what black people think of white people ?? ...well here is one couple's answer to all of that . Thanks Rip

Ok with that website up , here is a story that gets under my skin . Well Terrell Owens , fresh from the pen from the sock trick , Now says the reason everyone thinks it is wrong is because , and I quote, " Its a Black thing ". He says the black people are more expressive and if we look at the skilled positions , we ( black people) get into the endzone more. So does this mean because you score more touchdowns than that 350 pound offensive lineman you are allowed to act like a complete jackass everytime you score and blame it on the white man ....Someone better call the NAACP on him !!!

And dont forget to send those photos in for " Mrs Daily Column " contest , its quite an honor !

Note from Peter: (sorry to invade your post Richie.) I had to remove 2 links Richie had posted because the links stopped working. Why do some links stop working? Well, some places don't like it when you link to their stuff. They want you to go to their site directly instead. Can't do anything about it. They're in control of their website. They were:

To expand on peter's Jessica Simpson , here she is again.
And one for me , A little Christina Aguliera.

Streaker knocks himself out...

Here's the story about the guy who knocked himself out attempting to "streak" at the Bruins/Flames game. It's small, but here's a photo of the guy climbing over the glass.

Bunch of assholes...

Asshole story #1: What is it with all of these people lying about sniper related stuff? The "witness" who said he saw the sniper fire with an AK74 assault rifle and flee in a cream-colored van admits he gave a phony story. Throw the asshole in jail.

Bad news. On Thursday, CIA Director George J. Tenet said, "Based on what we have learned about the 11 September, an attempt to conduct another attack on U.S. soil is certain."

Asshole story #2: Continental Airlines fired a 15-year veteran pilot after he was removed from a flight earlier this week and the FAA said he tested positive for alcohol. Toss him in jail with that other asshole in the first paragraph.

Okay, let this be a lesson. Yahoo announced that some of its customers had been tricked into giving their credit card numbers to an unaffiliated third party that had posed as Yahoo in a mass e-mail. Do not, under any circumstances, send your credit card info to anyone via email. Idiots.

Asshole story #3: A Portland wrestler bit the head off a live rabbit as a promotional stunt and his roommate filmed it. They now faces charges of aggravated animal abuse.

WTF? Kelli Pratt held her husband down and bit him repeatedly when he refused to have sex with her. Arthur Pratt, 65, died in the hospital six days later. His body was covered with more than 20 deep tooth marks.

An some more assholes.

Here's a fun skiing game, but I keep dying. Here's a game you don't see done on video too often—virtual curling.

Odds & Ends: A huge Chinese basketball player. Cool! a two-headed snake! You don't see monkeys running around golf courses around here.

Perhaps the scariest looking woman alive. (It's in German, but ugly is universally understood.)

And, to help you get that image out of your mind, here's a nice top.

Enough Already

Ok First we are cloning people , which I can deal with , But now Japanese Scientists have discovered a way to produce a tear free onion. Ok look , you can screw with the human race or the sex of babies but I have to draw the line when it comes to my food dammitt !

Beeping Shoes?

Yahoo! News - 'Beeping' Shoes Prompt Evacuation at Boston Airport

Passengers were evacuated on Thursday from part of Boston's Logan International Airport after crew members found a pair of "beeping" athletic shoes in the overhead luggage area of a plane parked there, authorities said.

My Rants for the day .

Worried about a copycat killer after all this crazy stuff going on in Virginia, Fox pictures have decided to delay the opening of "The Phone Booth" , in which a serial killer lures people into a phone booth then threatens to kill them if they hang up.Director Joel Shumacher doesnt mind the delay as long as it stirs up a interest when it is released.

When it comes to War,at least one arabic nation is in favor of this.Kuwait says the Iraqi regime "deserves it " and there advice to President Bush is "finish the job your father didnt "! I say we stay out of the buisness that has nothing to do with us but if we are gonna go , make it count and wipe the whole place out so we dont have to go back over there ever again .

Australia loves a good idiot.Well at least a good book about them cause it seems that the "Complete Idiots Guide " books have been the top selling non computing titled books in Australia for years now .Right now , "The Complete Idiots Guide to Amazing Sex" is topping the charts....Go Figure ?

Here we go again , The National Council of Womans Organizations have targeted Augusta National Golf course sponsers of PGA tour events because there are no women allowed there . Here is my question , why would you want to be somewhere were you are obviously not wanted ?? Instead of putting all this effort into getting into an all mens club , get your overalls on , grab your hammer and build your own club .

You probably know alot of Boneheads right ? Ever wonder who is the Bonehead of the day over all , well this site will tell you everyday .

Ever wonder how they keep track of how long you have left in a brothel , me neither, but for all of you who are curious here is a photo of the Famous Nevada Chicken Ranch's system....um I think the cake is done too .

Is war imminent?

President Bush signed a congressional resolution granting him power to use military force against Iraq. So, it looks like war may be imminent.

Great. North Korea has admitted it has a secret nuclear weapons program in violation of an 1994 agreement.

Bad news for the International Space Station. A Soyuz rocket carrying a research satellite exploded near its launchpad, killing a soldier.

Accounting firm Arthur Andersen was sentenced to five years' probation and fined $500,000 in the Enron Scandal. What about Ken Lay?

The widow of a man who died after 10 months with an artificial heart is suing the maker of the device and the hospital where it was implanted, saying her husband wasn't adequately informed of the ordeal he would endure. Um, didn't they give her ten more months with him that she would not have otherwise had? Another lawsuit: Fired for wearing an eyebrow ring in violation of the company's dress code, Kim Cloutier filed a $2 million suit against Costco.

Nice paint job.

Odds & Ends: It seems that more often than not, when I glance at a digital clock, I happen to do it at exactly 9:11. Has anyone else noticed this? I missed this one earlier: The Hartford Courant did a review of topless restaurants. The former fiancé of Miss North Carolina turned over the nude photos of her, in accordance with a judge's order. Wonder when they will make it to the net? :) Famous fashion photographer Helmut Newton, famed for his portraits of beautiful naked women, said he's fed up with stupid models. Tapirs aren't the most attractive animals in the world, are they?

A do-it-yourself "find out if your mate is cheating" test. This is an interesting idea—a website that anyone can change. I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, but your ought to try pee-mail. :)

Jessica Simpson is hot. She's got one helluva body. Wait a minute, lemme check to see if she's old enough for me to be saying that... Okay, she was born in 1980, so she's fair game. And, since she is, here's an "oops" shot of her.

The Tyson case grows ..

Now this story has a certain personal touch to it and I am not just reporting it in this column just to report it ,You see one of the "accused cops " of the Gary Tyson case is a close personal friend of mine so it sort of hits home . At a meeting in City Hall, the Police Commision were meeting to discuss this incident when a retired Captain , and father of one of the "accused" ,stepped up to the microphone and addressed the Board. Hearing this in the hallway was Tyson's family which set of a heated debate . Now here is what i dont understand , sure it is tragic that a young man lost his life so early , but how is this in anyway the cops fault ? They didnt tell him to run and certainly didnt tell him to run on the highway . The family claims that didnt have to die over a fight , which was what he was being arrested for but what did the family want the cops to do , just let him go and turn their cheek ?
Im sure I will get feedback on this one .

They're calling in the troops

The U.S. military has agreed to help hunt for the sniper even though is forbidden by law to do so. I don't think anyone is gonna complain, do you? They gotta get this coward. Only a coward would use a high-powered rifle, with a scope, from a safe distance, to shoot an unarmed person.

100 percent of Iraqi voters voted "Yes" to whether Saddam Hussein should remain in power. Not too difficult when he's the only candidate and you'd get killed if you didn't vote yes. Another coward.

Martha's buddy, Sam Waksal, pleaded guilty to federal charges of insider trading. Hopefully Martha will be next.

Idiots: A woman was arrested for drunken driving after leaving an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. Oh yeah, she also had her 6-year-old daughter in the car with her. I don't get it. How can getting drunk be more important than her daughter's life? A man siphoning gasoline from a car with an electric wet-dry shop vacuum set fire to his two mini-vans. A man from Scotland was arrested after having sex with a traffic cone.

Odds & Ends: Scientists have found a mummified duckbill dinosaur in Montana that even has some skin. Weird: A giant "Jurassic Park-like" winged creature has been sighted several times in Southwest Alaska in recent weeks. Kmart is testing a new logo.

Remember what I was saying yesterday about AOL? Well, here's a Salon article that discusses the topic. But, there's some good news for AOL users— they said they will stop selling "pop-up" ads to outside companies. Of course, they will still hit you with their own pop-ups.

NY Post columnist calls this season of "The Sopranos" monotonous, aimless and deadly dull.

The Georgia Supreme Court will hear a challenge to an old state law that is still on the books, which makes it a crime for unmarried people to fuck.

Call me crazy, but I think Pam Anderson looks like a freak. She used to be cute a long, long time ago before she "plasticized" her body.

Is This Justice ??

More than 40 adults who claim they were sexually abused sued 13 priests and a Brooklyn Diocese yesterday for abuse they say dated back 50 years. Now here is what I dont get about the church , they are such hipocrates that they can have massive self destruction going on in their own ranks but they rally to have popular DJ's Opie & Anthony taken off the air for a stunt they werent even directly involved in a while back in New York . I just dont get It ?

In Fairfield, Ill ,A man burglurized a home and made off with over $1000.00 in jewlery and escaped using a red ride on lawn mower . The owners cant be all that mad though , I mean sure there out a thousand bucks worth the jewlery but look how good their lawn looks now .

And You Thought You Hated New Jersey ???

Thomas Ray Mitchell, 54 , of Galveston , Tx shot his girlfreind because he thought she was going to say the word New Jersey. I guess there are a couple other words that set this nut off like Snickers , Mars and Wisconsin . So anotherwards you shouldnt be eating a Snickers in Wisconsin while talking about Mars if you want to live .

Charles Savoca was looking forward to getting rid of the termites that were infesting his house , little did he realize that the exterminators were going to blow his house up . Do me a favor and dont give me their card !

Well Walmart and a couple other retailers have refused to carry video games that depict sex or naked people in them , Acclaim has a new game out that has strippers and ..get this ..Poodles getting it on ...ok , what the hell is going on today when kids cant watch dogs screw ??

Spammer loses lawsuit against against Spammee

Looks like there was another sniper victim. A woman was shot in the parking lot of a Home Depot in Virginia. I guess the earlier ABC report on a possible suspect is now incorrect.

Yippee! Great news. Another spammer is gone for good. An Australian court dismissed a spammer's lawsuit against an anti-spam activist (and SPAMFREE.NET subscriber), Joey McNicol. That's right, the spammer sued the spammee. The spammer (I can't link to them because they've been continuously kicked off of the net since they brought the lawsuit), had sued McNicol for allegedly reporting the marketing company to the anti-spam website SPEWS.org, which proceeded to blacklist it so no one could ever get mail from it. :) Way to go Joey!

Microsoft tried to give Apple a dig by creating their own "I switched" ad, similar to Apple's popular campaign. In the Microsoft version, a woman claimed she switched to Windows after eight years as a loyal Mac user. A few problems: (1) She's an employee at a public relations firm hired by Microsoft and (2) the photo they used was a stock image that anyone can buy on the Internet.

Joni Mitchell says she's ashamed to be part of the music business and thinks it's "a cesspool." The music industry a cesspool? How can that be? :)

Bad news for Naomi Campbell: London's Daily Mirror newspaper won its appeal from an earlier ruling against it. The supermodel had successfully sued the paper earlier, over reports about her drug addiction. The court said "she courted rather than shunned publicity and had gone out of her way to tell the media that in contrast to other models, she did not take drugs, stimulants or tranquillizers." Therefore, the paper's stories about her drug addiction was justified. She now has nearly a million dollars in legal fees to pay.

WTF? A 16-year-old British girl has been pregnant 10 times, has two children, has had three abortions and five miscarriages since she was 12.

Both AOL and MSN are releasing new versions of their software. Loaded with new features they still suck. People, AOL and MSN are not ISPs. They are "on-line services," and they suck. You are being ripped off. ISPs are much better and less expensive. Worse yet, as long as you stay with MSN or AOL you will always, always, always get spam.

How not to parent: A mother drove her 15-year-old daughter to a motel room to meet a man the girl had met over the Internet to have "modeling" photos taken. Get this, Mom just dropped her daughter off and left. The man proceeded to take porn shots of the girl. How fucking stupid can you get?

Odds & Ends: Why "stick people" are extinct. :) Frequently asked questions about repeatedly jamming a pair of scissors into your crotch. And a fun shark game. (You're the shark)

Finally, check out this bikini bottom.

My Clock is Tickin like this ....

Like we don't have enough to worry about in the sack , Now scientists have determined that there is a significant risk to men over 35 that there sperm may become damaged and unsuccessfully fertilize the egg ....and what I don't get is whats the problem with this ?

Recent studies have shown that people with Red hair need more pre surgery anesthesia than people with any other color hair , see and all you thought Danny Partridge was a pussy !!!

Walt Sentyrz of Minneapolis is giving away a house to the first person who wants it , the catch is you just have to haul it away . He owns the house and the grocery store next to it and wants to expand his business but the house is in the way .

Lis Harvey read the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid and now she's in it . She was the fastest Woman solo artist to perform in all 50 states, She did it in 60 days.

Terrell Owens of the San Francisco 49ers has always been a flamboyant player but on center stage Monday Night , He stole the show . Promising his Financial Advisor ,Greg Eastman,an autographed ball if he caught a touchdown , He proceeded to catch a touchdown , pull a pen out of his sock and sign the ball right in the endzone and gave the ball to Eastman who was sitting in a luxury box . The catch is Eastman was sitting in the luxury box of the player he caught the touchdown over .

ABC News Reporting Possible Sniper Suspect

ABCNEWS.com : Police Question Potential Sniper Suspect

Police are questioning a man shot during a domestic dispute in connection with the serial sniper attacks that have killed eight people and left two wounded in the Washington, D.C., area.

Item Of The Day

Hello everyone, my name is Rich (2001 Advocate's reader's poll Best Bartender). I am going to be a contributor now and then to this column. Everday I am going to do an Ebay item of the day or close to it ...so with that said ...Ever wonder what happens to those kangaroo's who lose the boxing matches to people???? ...well here's your answer. Ill see you next time !

Well it looks like New York Mayor Bloomberg is a huge Sopranos fan because he refused to march in the city's biggest Columbus Day parade because the organizers wont allow him to bring two invited guests of his to the parade, Lorraine Bracco and Dominic Chianese, 2 stars of the hit show , because they believe the show sends off a bad sterotype of Italian Americans ???.....This day and age , go figure ?

Back to the fun stuff

I applaud their efforts, and I certainly hope it helps, but how helpful is a composite image of a white box truck? On the same subject, Arthur L. Schroen called police Wednesday claiming someone had shot at him near BWI Airport and had shattered the widow of his employer's van. His report prompted a swift response from a police helicopter, the CIA, the FBI, the National Security Agency, a gunpowder-sniffing dog and about 30 police officers. Eight hours later, the stupid shit admitted he made the whole story up in an effort to cover up having broken his employer's van window. Yes, he was arrested.

A senior al-Qaida member Abdel Rahman al-Rashed claims Osama bin Dickhead is alive and well and that he will appear on TV soon. Yeah, right Abdel. Idiot: A man who had arrived late for his flight, phoned in a bomb threat to delay its departure. He was sentenced to five years in jail. Mike Tyson wannabe: An man in court for violating his probation bit off a piece of a court officer's ear. (With photo)

Astronaut Peggy Whitson is stuck in space with too much shrimp. NYC Mayor Bloomberg vowed to not march in the Columbus Day parade because organizers have refused to let him bring actors from the "The Sopranos." Once again, who the hell would play this "sport?" And here's an interesting soccer strategy. Ladies, this is among Yahoo's most popular emailed photos this week. I wonder why?

Police confiscated 300 dozen eggs from some Wisconsin high school students who were about to use them in a massive, but friendly egg fight. The eggs were donated to the local food bank. This is weird: Mr. and Mrs. Palmgren had been married for 47 years. Last week they died 15 minutes apart from each other.

Bored? This is a sick game, called Strip or Die. Check out his interesting little gadget, called the TongueJoy oral vibrator.

Nice top.

Welcome to the new site!

Well, here's the new website —The Daily Column. You'd better bookmark it now, because you won't be able to get here by typing "smithandbarber.com" for much longer. In a week or so, that name will bring you to the Smith and Barber section of WPLR.

So, why the change? Well, the site had little to do with The Morning Show any more. It had become my daily column of links to news articles, photos and weird stuff. Other than the name, the site really never even mentioned Smith and Barber, and Smith and Barber really never mention the site. They couldn't. Cox wouldn't let them.

This site is pretty much going to be the same as the old site, except now I am able to say whatever the hell I want, without worrying about the anyone from WPLR or Cox getting upset by anything I write, or link to. As usual, anything I write in this Column is my personal opinion. Yes, there will be nudity from time to time so, as always, you watch your kids because I'm not going to. And if you disagree with anything I write, just leave a comment. That's what it's there for.

You can comment on any of the articles by using that "Comments" link in the bottom right. You can also search for anything in any of the articles or comments using the Search box in the upper left. And I added a poll (over on the right) that I'll change from time to time.

I also have some friends who will be contributing to the Column from time to time. So you'll see some names other than mine on some of the articles. This will give me a bit of a break, and give you some different viewpoints.