Bye, Bye 2002!

Hats off to Peter who did a terrific job on the new site!!!!

Happy New Year to everyone, as well!

Learn to read Tarot cards and predict things for 2003!

Have fun making celebs faces change!

These people have fun mooning Amtrak trains!

Cool! You can view a new Mullet every day!!

Check out this live litter box cam! Yikes!

Here's a nice man who is a toilet seat artist! Wow!

That's all for now! Be safe on New Year's Eve!

Last posting of 2002

Welcome aboard "Starbuck," who added his first entry to TDC yesterday.

By the way, the polls are now be located in the Discussion Forums. You can answer the poll question and leave comments too. The current poll asks about your wife or girlfriend's body piercings. Go take the poll. The Forums are also an area to discuss things that you read about here, or that you just want to discuss. (Note: You will have to self-register to be able to participate in the Discussion Forums.)

Good news for booze! After 30 years of research, many exerts are now convinced that a drink or two a day of wine, beer or liquor is often the single best nonprescription way to prevent heart attacks. It's better than a low-fat diet or weight loss, and even better even than vigorous exercise. The key word is moderation. (Especially tonight!!)

A giant bust of former Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos was blown up by rebels yesterday.

Diana Ross was arrested in Arizona yesterday for drunken driving. Her breath test showed she had a blood-alcohol level of 0.20, which is more than twice the state's legal limit of 0.08.

Nice, but a $114,000 for a car? I'd rather buy an interest in a plane.

Why?

Hey, the Page 3 Girls now have video clips! (The 3--second previews are free)

Try to win a date with Anna Kournikova.

Which is worse?

Have you seen the blonde girl in the Dell "Interns" commercials? The ads are dumb, but the blonde is hot. I spent an hour finding out who she is, and her name is "Julie Hess." She will also be in an upcoming Hyundai commercial. (sorry, I looked but could not find any photos.)

I hope you all have a happy and healthy new year. And please, if you're gonna drink tonight, don't drive!!

Rich's New Years Eve Slant !

Ok everyone lets get those contest entries coming ..Here is the new Contest Photo for this week and dont forget to send those to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Also , what does everyone think of the new site ..I think it is great and cant wait til those discussion boards start kickin , I will be on them all the time !!

Ok , here we go ....

Hartford police told Mark Denison's family he was shot to death. Not only was he alive, Denison had to prove it to police...Ahh Connecticut , ya gotta love it !!

As a HUGE Cowboys fan , Im a so pumped that Dave Campo is gone and The Tuna is on his way to save us !!!

A St. Louis alderwoman acquitted of charges she urinated during floor debate in a garbage can, Hey if you gotta go ..you gotta go !!

STOP !!..in the name of Scotch ......Diana Ross was arrested for drunk driving last night in Arizona .

Check out this Death Machine ...this new motorcycle goes from 0 to 227 mph in 11 seconds !!!

2002 - A year in review broken down month by month ..pretty funny !@

For all you who live in East Haven ..A site about real gangsta's ..Fuuuuget about it !!

This is Subtle advertising ..see if you can figure it out before you scroll down ...I didnt ?

Take the sex test if you dare !!

Play Strip or Die ...

Brooke Burke is sooooo Hot !

Relationship getting a little Stale ??...try this , see if it freshens it up !

EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR AND HAVE A SAFE NEW YEAR , REMEMBER , TONIGHT IS AMATUER NIGHT AND THERE WILL BE A lOTOF PEOPLE ON THE ROAD WHO CANT HANDLE THEIR BOOZE SO DONT DRIVE IF YOU DONT HAVE TO !!

New site, new location

Okay, The Daily Column has a new home. It was a big job moving it all, and there may still be some bugs (if so, please let me know), but I think it's pretty much all set. As you can see, there's a new layout. I've also added Discussion Forums and Real-time Chat. As always, please be respectful when using either. (Oh yeah, you must register to use either and you'll have to login each time to use them.)

The domain name "thedailycolumn.com" has not yet transferred to this new location, so for the next day or so, the best way to get here is to go to the old site and it will redirect you automatically. In a day or so, the redirection will no longer be needed.

This website hosting company has much faster servers than the old place, so you shouldn't have to wait forever to move around.

Enjoy the new site!

British newspaper The Sunday Express is reporting that the war against Iraq will begin on February 21 at midnight. Hmm. Here's the promo poster.

Cinncinatti's Riverfront Stadium was imploded yesterday.

I hate spam more than anyone, but there is one kind that I do like. Yes, that's right, I actually like Hormel's SPAM luncheon meat. And the Hormel folks just got a new promo vehicle: The "SPAM Mobile"

This is useless, but fun.

And this is useful and fun.

WPIX televised the yule log on Christmas Day and it got big ratings.

Like seeing cars stuck in the mud? Here you go...

Cool: Virtual Paper Football.

This is fun too. (Yeah, yeah, I know. It's a sniper game. But the key word is game.)

Announcing the 2003 "Holy Roller Beauty Pageant." Here are the last three years' winners.

Rich's Monday Winners Column

Welcome to the new and improved Daily Column , peter did a great job on this and it is going to look great when it is all done ...im excited about it

Well this week's contest was a weak one as far as entries were concerned, not funny wise, but volume wise...the one's I got were funny and here is your winner ...

Just in case you forgot ..here is the contest picture from last week

Qrschefdave is this week's winner with the quote : "lou just found out that his buddies had repetitively gangbanged his mom!"

And here is Dave's paragraph :
First of all I would like to begin by thanking the academy for recognizing my work and giving me a chance to express myself. If it wasn't for all of you the loyal fans I would not be where I am today. I always look back and remember when I first started to come up with funny little jingles and how they made people laugh and feel happy,it gave me a warm sort of feeling knowing I was doing something positive for the community.I would also like to thank my Mom my Dad and my fiancee Kim for all they've done for me through the years.And to all my fans thank you and godbless you all!!!!

Second place went to T2xt2 with the quote : " This lucky fella won 1st prize at this years Chunk Blowers National Championship. When asked to comment on his hard-barfed victory, he said "Blllllllaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!"

And Third place went to Zatwho's Son with the quote : " Got Yak ? "

God job this week for all who sent in !!

Here is the New Contest Photo for this week..Good Luck and dont forget to send your entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , let's get to it , shall we ? ....

The FBI is looking for five men of Arab ancestry who may have entered the country illegally last week, on or before Christmas Eve...Well so much for that big homefront security huh ??...what a frigin joke !!

Christina Augliera put Kelly Osbourne in a head lock at a party after Kelly called Christina "the most disgusting person on the face of the earth " .

An 82-acre town in northern California sold on eBay Inc. on Friday for $1.78 million, a strong price considering the sellers called the place a "fixer-upper" and the first bidder had only wanted to pay $5,000 for it.

You thumbing through the phone book and come across a funny name in it , where here is a site that points them all out !!

Pregnant Barbie pulled from the shelves at Walmart because they say it isnt family oriented..Funny considering half the employees at Walmart are pregnant by a family member ?

Havin trouble getting Girls , here are a couple pick up lines that are sure to get you laid .

Ok , this isnt right ??? ..This is a site that sells anti masturbation equiptment , WHAT THE FUCK ??

In 1989, A bear attacked 13 people and mauled them close to death , each year on the anniversary of the attacks, victims return to the scene with rifles and hunting equipment. They all share stories, and they all seek revenge.

Play Battleship ..great game !

Mariah Carey Bikini Shots ...

Terri Hatcher Topless

Ohh No She Didnt ?!?

Ok , See ya'll Tommorow !!

Entered for the first time!

So, Martina and I are watching the news in bed, and we see:
"Hmm, let's see. Go to the dentist, or go to the Clone Lab. Go the dentist, or go to the Clone Lab..." That piano needs some new keys, mama...

I'm hungry, and Martina gets me some Funny Bones and orange juice, and says "What day ees today, my leetle funnee bone?", and I say "Why, today is December 30 my little tequila worm, and if you turned on the Today Show, and Matt Lauer was workin' it under the sheets with Tracy Ullman, while Monkees Davy Jones and Michael Nesmith cheered them on, and then they all stopped and checked out Tiger Woods' balls, you could stop and wish each one of them a happy birthday. Or you could just watch."

Grab a doughnut, a handful of pills, sit on the crapper and think, "Who first said 'Elvis has left the building?'

Martina reminds me that I should use "the swears words". I'm new here. I haven't used any dirty words yet.

I'm trying to write while Martina is trying to type her name with her toes; she wants me to bring her brother into this country and find him a job. Then her father, her cousin, and maybe her husband. I have a nice list of jobs for them.

Martina

Rich's Weekend Joint

Well we have a winner this week from the 6 entries we got in the quote contest this week ..i understand it was christmas week and people were busy with other things or was it that the picture was just too repulsive for anyone to comment on ??

Ok, Now here comes the funky stuff...

Police said a mother pretended her 7-year-old daughter had leukemia to get donations, shaving the girl's head and giving her sleeping pills.

Two black prisoners are facing felony hate crime charges after they allegedly beat a white prisoner who accused one of the pair of stealing his pet spider

A cloning company whose leader believes space aliens launched life on Earth made a splash by claiming it had created the first cloned human. ...what does this mean "CLAIMED " , look either they did or they didnt ...which one is it ??

More than one million Americans face losing their unemployment benefits after a federal scheme expires on Saturday...looks like it is time actually get out of the house a get a job , huh ?

These guys really take there jobs seriously , dont be a rat in this guys neighborhood !!

Heather Graham is naked ...oh ya she is !!

sorry for the short one today , I got to go to work soon and figured since I didnt do one yesterday I would do something today,also look for the winner's column on monday !! .

Short one

Well, at least they didn't clone the beastly CEO of the company, or the wacko leader of their cult.

Oops. The Air Force will pay $12,000 in damages to a woman whose house was hit by a dummy bomb accidentally dropped from an Air Force F-117A Nighthawk. It pierced the home's roof, flew through a bathroom, slammed through a wall, then plowed 6 feet into the ground.

Speaking of bombs, we're inching closer to war...

Heard about the supposed Mariah Carey interview where she was wearing no panties? Here's the video. Judge for yourself.

This is a cool. A wristwatch communicator with a range of 1.5 miles.
Model Josie Maran. Hot.

Bored? Play some snow bowling. Or go snowboarding. Or just throw some snowballs.

Hmm. A bit odd.

Generate a DJ name for yourself.

This is useful: How to shave your ass.

First cloned baby born

A company called Clonaid claims that it has successfully cloned the first baby girl who was born yesterday.

The entire town of Bridgeville, California is up for auction on EBay.

A D.A.R.E. officer is Harrison Township New Jersey was arrested and charged with official misconduct for allegedly having and using drugs.

Um, no.

Hooters is starting an air charter service.

This website is called "vomit.com." You'll see why when you get there. (Don't worry, there are no disgusting photos there.)

Quick, pull my finger.

Bullet-proof breasts.

This is useful if you shop online. Its a list of all the coupon and promotional codes that can be used to get discounts on purchases.

Let Snoop Dogg shizzolate any website.

For those of you who have asked, yes, that was Laurie in my Christmas card to you on Christmas day.

Rich's Snowed In Shit

Ok , I know I have said it before but I Hate The Snow !!!.....White Christmas my ASS !!!!

Ok enough of me Bitching....

Only 1 more day of contest entries and this week has been a little slow for entries with xmas and all but there is still 1 day to go so get those entries in ...here is the contest photo
and as always send those entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Someone (I forgot who , sorry ??) Emailed me and wanted The Hartford Whalers fight song "Brass Bonanza" ..well here it is for you to listen to and download so you can have it forever..

Well there was a winner last night in Powerball , Someone from West Virginia is gonna be happy when they check there numbers today ...It is always those backward ass states , right ?

Here is a nice story ..Ted Turner opened Turner field in Atlanta for 18,000 homeless people to get a haircut and have a nice Turkey dinner for christmas ..see he isnt such a demanding prick after all .

Here is an oldie with a new couple twists ..The 9/11 $20.00 bill thing but now there are things on a $5.00, $10.00, $50.00 , even $100.00 bill ..look for yourself!

Take a stroll down Marijuana Street ...screw sesame street ....funny .

Rate Your Risk of Serious Assault..take this quiz (ladies , do this!)

Bitch better have my motherfuckin Smelts ...Check out Pimp Daddy Penguin !

Gay men need guns too ...Join the Pink Pistols fancy pants .

If this girl eats a peanut , you will see every nook and cranny of it ...

Play Cops and Robbers ..Awesome Game !!

This lady is gonna real lonely for a real long time ....real long time !!!

Wierd Ebay Stuff ..

Now this guy knows how to sell a shirt ....look at the picture

Im not even going to try to be funny here ...check this whacked shit out !

This guy better hope his boss doesnt go on Ebay ...

Some people have been telling me that a couple of my pictures of the girls dont come up ....if this is happening to any of my pics ..let me know ?

Italian Supermodel Anna Vallenipple slip

Sex in the City's Kristin Davis nude ass !!

To all our loyal readers...

Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas Wishes !!

Merry Christmas everyone, I am not doing a column today but I just wanted to wish all of you a very, very happy holiday season .

Seeing that Im not doing a column today , EVILSID sent me a christmas poem he wrote.. .. so I figured I would post that so all you can enjoy it as much as I did ..

Here it is , Enjoy !!!!

It was the eve of christmas, a cold, blustery night
as i walked through town i noticed, not a wacked out sicko in sight

nice for a change, i thought to myself
when what should appear, a doped up leather clad elf

i stepped into the shadows,in hopes he'd pass by
but i moved too slowly and caught his bloodshot eye

he spun with a whur,and gave out a shout
he yelled to his friends,lets knock this fucker out

they crept up slow, surrounding me
snarling little fuckers, far as the eye could see

i began to worry,when they all went quiet
they saw my bag of weed and asked if they could try it

they said we have no money but we can give you a song
i counted my blessings and whipped out my bong

so they partook of my smoke, not all of them, just some
the others got drunk
fifteen bottles of vodka i counted and eight bottles of rum

we smoked for hours, or so it seemed
stoned as shit, their bloodshot eyes gleamed

soon my stash ran out and i began to worry
when one of them yelled, santas here stash the weed,hurry!

i turned and looked up into the night sky
trying to clear my vision, because i was high

i saw a red blur and a fifty foot flame
and out of nowhere, santa claus came

no reindeers no gifts not a single bell
he looked like shit and god what a smell

he stepped off the sleigh and the elves all moved back
it seemed his pants had dropped and exposed his crack

he came closer and looked at the elves
what did i tell you fuckers about hogging the weed all for yourselves

they all pointed at each other, to place the blame
shut the fuck up, he said, youre excuses are lame

i circled for an hour and watched you drink and smoke
laughing it up, like a big fuckin joke

you left me up north with mrs clause
listening to her flap those almighty jaws

lucky for me rudolphs a snitch
he feels for me having to live with that bitch

he saw you all leave dressed in leather and chain
and i checked the workshop not a single train

you lazy little fuckers you think christmas is a joke
life isnt all about drink and smoke

now lets get back to the north pole
before that fat bitch digs me a hole

we have toys to make and to give out
after all thats what christmas is all about

so they all climbed on the sled with a whine and a murmur
and that rocket powered sled took off in a blur

as it shot off i heard one of them say
that rat rudolph is gonna pay

as i walked away i thought to myself
the town sickos are better than a whacked out elf

ill keep this to myself, cuz no one will believe
my story about santa and his elves on christmas eve !

'Twas the day before Christmas

Good Morning. I'm still finishing up the new site, so pardon my absence from the current site. I'm almost finished. The new site has discussion boards, so you'll be able to comment on our postings again. However, you will have to register to post on the boards. Well, I've been working on this all day, so just a short column today...

The President was in the holiday spirit when he pardoned some folks who had been arrested long ago on relatively minor offenses.

A San Diego computer programmer who has spent $100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a "tiger" now wants a fur graft.

Here's an encouraging statistic: The airlines lose a passenger's bag every 90 seconds.

Um, I think she's pregnant.

If you didn't see the Playboy issue, these are the Women of Worldcom. They'll probably be gone from this site soon.

Free condoms.

How to "do it" in one of those new Minis.

Passed out drunk and drawn on. (Long list of photos)

'Twas the Tuesday before Christmas

Happy Holidays to all!

Yippee! We're supposed to get a white Christmas up here in Beantown...

Finally! The politically correct 12 days of Christmas.

Try this fun snowball game! Hit a celebrity!

If you're not into the spirit yet, try this Alanis Morissette song generator. It'll keep you blue this holiday season.

By golly, I love these generators! This one is for apology notes and I think it's a good site to bookmark...It might come in handy someday!

Have fun with these optical illusions.

I thought this site was funny...

That's all for now, folks!!

Richs Xmas eve Thingie ....

Well unfortunatly I am going to have to start my column off today on a sad note because a very good friend asked me to write this ..

Yesterday , Punk Rock legend and pioneer Joe Strummer of the Clash died suddenly of unknown causes and will be missed by many . Joe changed the life of so many people with the powerful message through his music and views on life itself. He was a true ambassador to the punk rock movement and most bands today owe a huge debt of gratitude to Joe and the clash for the sucess they have today cause if it wasnt for the genius of Joe Strummer , Rock music as we know it might to be what it is today . Joe is gone but his music and his message wil live on forever ..R.I.P Joe Strummer.

Please leave a message on the memorial website for Joe ...Here is the site

Ok , onto the fun stuff ...

You see it is starting already because Many Tools of Big Brother Are Up and Running and we dont even know it ??

Can you say Butt Pirates ???..Sources say that Matt Damon is engaged to be married to Ben Affleck's personal assistant..if you ask me I think it is just so these to skippers can be close all the time .

An experimental vaccine against the monkey form of AIDS sharply reduced but did not eliminate the amount of the virus in the animals' blood...see and all this time I had no idea they had Gay monkeys, hmm ???

Two people suing a Domino's Pizza claim they found pubic hair on their pizza, and want DNA tested to prove it..they got it stuck in there teeth ...LOL

For all you single ladies out there , Here are the 5 most eligible Winos out there today ..

Christian Moviegoers Beware!
The Two Towers is Homo Slang For Erect Hobbit Penises ...the Christians are whacked , No ??

Play V- Force (just to let you know , I kicked this games ass tonight !)

Yo, You want to Fizzle my Nizzle ?? ...check out what the fuck I just said in the Urban Dictionary

For the ultimate couch potato ..you need the Harmony Remote ..read about it !

Famous people who wet there beds ...No really @!

Santa is getting a little nasty here

So are his elves ...lol

Ok, dont forget this week's Contest Photo ..keeps those entries coming to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !!!!

Rich's Monday Winners Column

Ok Picking a winner this week was a tough decision on my part because there were so many funny ones but I did it !!

In case you forgot , here was last weeks Contest Photo

The winner was Bill Butler with the quote "Chet's Nuts Resting on a Drunken Liar " ...I figures it is xmas and it was an appropriate comment .

Second place went to Chef dave with the quote "This is the first known picture of Bob and Neal the Siamese twins joined at a very unusual spot!!! "

Third place went to Matt Hulten with the quote " And in a matter of seconds, Mike realized that he had indeed wasted his money on that Scrotum-Away cream."

Since Bill Butler never responded to me this week , there is no winner paragraph but what I am going to do is because there were so many funny entries , I am going to post everyones this week and here they are ....

Miteel writes "The mother was nestled all snug in her bed,
While a sackfull of sugarplums danced on her head!"

Rickmpated writes "Honey, are you sure this will get rid of my headache?"

Gmhill writes My friends hate to play football at my house, someone always gets SACKED"

Huck774 writes "Tonya took the old tea-bags on the eyelid home remedy to a new level."

Chris@mangino writes ""Oh man, do I feel a hang over coming on!"

Frank H writes "thank god for nyquil. the night-time, sniffiling, sneezing, coughing, aching,balls on my forehead, so i can rest medicine."

Xion pete writes 'Thats no hot water bottle"

Septblu writes "While visions of sugar yams danced in her head"

Rspry writes "you said you wanted to hit the sack ?"

T2xt2 writes "Studies show that the Doctors first experiments with Eye/Ball transplants net with some problems."

Deltaboy writes "The great Carnak concentrates hard on the contents of the sack."

JDWYS wrtes "fuck,how did beer goggles lead to ass and balls hat? "

Evilsid writes "honey, youre sure this is better than a mud wrap and cucumbers? "

Tcjj85 writes "ummm,what kind of fortune teller are you? "

Great Job everyone !!!

Here is the NEW CONTEST PHOTO , lets try to beat last weeks hysterical entries this week , huh ?
And dont forget to send all those entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok, Onto the good stuff ...

Need Some spare parts ??, just got to the pet store ...Mice-sized human kidneys have been grown by scientists in the tiny rodents.

Dr Laura's mother was found dead in her apartment over the weekend ....and she finished a whole show before dropping the news to anyone ...what a trooper !

Wanna get high ??.. If you live in Canada they will deliver weed right to your house ..

You wanna swear with flair ??..learn how to swear your way out of anything ..

Talk about Mad Cow? ...this one tells you right the fuck off !!

Do some Badger racing ...Dont ask me ??

Here are some last minute Xmas ideas for that special someone ..

Dont want little jonnie getting up in the middle of the night anymore ..put this thing in his room .

This guy forgot to take it out of the box ?

Greg Brady is a Bad Ass Now.

Cindy Margolis's Buttcrack ...NICE !

If my wife would only put this under my tree come wendsday morning ??

Get those entires coming .....!!

Fossilized turtle shit

New site is coming along. Sorry for the delay, but it's a lot of work getting it all duplicated on the new host. It is a much faster host though.

Sweet justice: A suspect in the murder of U.S. reporter Daniel Pearl accidentally blew himself up while making bombs.

If you haven't already seen it, there's a new type of pop-up ad that you don't even have to click on to trigger. If you simply move your cursor over the ad you are redirected to the advertiser's site. I use Free Surfer to eliminate nearly all pop-ups. It works great and it is open source, so it's completely free.

Genetically engineered naked chickens?

Excuse me sir, is that a monkey in your pants?

A Tennessee teen faces up to six years behind bars for placing a dead bat on a bun as a joke and giving it to a man who took a bite, thinking it was a burger.

Looking for a last minute Christmas gift? How about some fossilized turtle shit?

Do you or a friend have a third nipple? Here's a site for you.

Here's a fun hockey game.

The Visible Barbie Project.

Tongue piercings can cause bad breath.

And, a great ass. (It's Laetitia Casta's)

Fossilized turtle shit

New site is coming along. Sorry for the delay, but it's a lot of work getting it all duplicated on the new host. It is a much faster host though.

Sweet justice: A suspect in the murder of U.S. reporter Daniel Pearl accidentally blew himself up while making bombs.

If you haven't already seen it, there's a new type of pop-up ad that you don't even have to click on to trigger. If you simply move your cursor over the ad you are redirected to the advertiser's site. I use Free Surfer to eliminate nearly all pop-ups. It works great and it is open source, so it's completely free.

Genetically engineered naked chickens?

Excuse me sir, is that a monkey in your pants?

A Tennessee teen faces up to six years behind bars for placing a dead bat on a bun as a joke and giving it to a man who took a bite, thinking it was a burger.

Looking for a last minute Christmas gift? How about some fossilized turtle shit?

Do you or a friend have a third nipple? Here's a site for you.

Here's a fun hockey game.

The Visible Barbie Project.

Tongue piercings can cause bad breath.

And, a great ass. (It's Laetitia Casta's)

Getting new site ready...

And I am re-doing everything to get ready to move the site to the new host, so nothing from me either.

Rich's Friday Shortie ...

Well the baby finally came home yesterday so I have to get some sleep so I can spend a little time with the boy before im back off to work , so no column from me today ...sorry

I have a huge decision to make with the Contest this week because we have had some really funny ones and I just dont want to pick one ......but dont worry I will by tommorow ..

See ya over the weekend .

History repeats itself...

We are all watching history repeat itself. This is the text of a poster issued in 1942. And this is what happened on Wednesday in California.

A California judge reduced that $28 billion jury award against cigarette maker Philip Morris was to $28 million.

Check this out: The military is trying to devise a way to eliminate the need for sleep in order to create a "no-sleep soldier."

And it looks like the timing is good because mark my words, we're going to war.

Scientists heard a "whisper" from Pioneer 10, which was launched 30 years ago and which is now 7.5 billion miles from Earth. (It moves at 27,355 mph!) A radio signal traveling at the speed of light takes more than 11 hours to reach it.

Laurie and I had a great time at the Christmas party at Donovan's Reef Tuesday night. (That's also why I did not write Wednesday morning.)

Hate telemarketing calls? Well, here's some good news. The FTC is created a new national "do-not-call' list. They are also going to require telemarketers to show who they are via Caller ID. (I registered with Connecticut's Do Not Call list about a year ago and have not received a single telemarketing call since.)

A Berlin swingers club has been shut down because a German court ruled that the members' moans of pleasure violated noise regulations.

Pepsi says bye Britney and hello Beyonce.

Adam Rich (from Eight is Enough) was arrested again. This time for DUI.

Christina Aguilera's new Christmas album.

This is cool. Move your cursor around.

Here's a "Dear Santa" letter generator.

This balancing act is a lot of fun.

Here's a great gift: The Create-A-Mate Ultimate Penis Casting System.

Time Magazine's Best Inventions of 2002.

Rich's Thursday Things ..

Ok everyone only one day left of the contest and we have had some really funny ones but there is always room for more ...So here is the CONTEST PHOTO...good luck.

If you all dont know , I work overnight in my real job other than bartending and I drive around New Haven all night and I see alot of strange shit in the overnight ...but tonight just made me laugh for some reason ..I saw a grown man ( about 40ish) Riding a pink girls Huffy carrying ...Ready ?...A vaacum cleaner , a spaghetti strainer and a beach ball pedaling down the street at 4:30am....I didnt ask and he did not tell ..True Story !

ok , onto the stuff ...

The New Trade Tower proposals were unveiled today and some people are all for building the world's tallest building there ...here is my take on why I dont think that is a good idea , First of all who in the hell who be crazy enough to rent space out near the top of that building ???..and second of all , building the tallest tower doesnt show that we arent afraid , It just shows that we have need to stick out our chests and show we are americans ..I say build a sensible building that will be used everyday .

Yoko Ono is considering suing Paul McCartney over credits given on Paul's new live album , Hey Yoko get a frigin life and an ounce of talent ..Please !

A judge ruled Wednesday that two fans who claimed ownership of Barry Bonds' record-setting No. 73 home run ball after a brawl in the right-field stands must sell the ball and split its value--an estimated $1 million...I saw the tape and one guy clearly had caught the ball and I would say "screw you " I caught it , it is mine !!

Get this ...The Chicago Cubs are suing the owners of rooftop businesses
that overlook Wrigley Field were people sit and watch games for free ...what's next Pay Per View fireworks ??.."If you didnt pay your $20.00 for the fireworks , please dont look up !"

This is so cool , make this Skeleton do whatever you want ...

Ill Be back again, and again , and again ..Play 6 degrees on Arnold Swartzegger

Do you want to write really bad poetry, but just don't have the time? Are you too busy putting on makeup and fishnets to think up some really terrible prose? Does your manufactured angst seem not quite angsty enough? ....well let this site write your Goth poetry for you ..

Sex in Disneyland ...What will they think of next ?

The real Cannonball Run ...In Europe ....The Gumball 3000 !

Getting married soon and cant wait till the Bachelor Party ?..here are some tips for getting the most out of your Strippers !

A young Hot Jodie Foster

Here's one for the guy who sent us that nasty emails (dont want to put his name ) ..See im not so bitter after all !

A Carmen Electra beaver shot ...W/ Dennis Rodman !

Rich's Xmas party hangover stuff

Well went to the Reef Xmas party last night and got roasted , Peter was there and he was working overtime trying to get good boob shots for the DC with no luck . But today's column is going to be a short one because I have to sleep this major buzz off !!!!

Here is the CONTEST PHOTO for the week , and send all those entries and comments to Richie@thedailycolumn.com.

Fuck Martha Stewart ...this is cooking with Bigfoot ..!

It is just so sad that it's laughable ...Lawn Mower racing ...no really !?

This one is for all you weasely Ambulance Chasers .....good ideas on here though .

This just isnt right ...your penis , recognize it know it , love it !

Ohhh J LO ...

Here is more of the Drew Barrymore I promised a while back ...HERE ....and HERE ....and HERE ....and HERE

See Ya'll Tommorw with a real column , this one is still drunk !!!

Back at high speed....

Yeah! Cable's fixed. Going back to dial-up speed sucked big time.

Adiós, Mr. Lott.

Charleston, West Virginia police arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a sheep that was being used in a live nativity scene.

I liked this photo.

A Canadian woman had a 30-centimeter-long surgical retractor inside her abdomen for four months without ever knowing it. It was discovered by airport security officials when she tried to board a plane.

This is a cool photo. Follow the directions.

Nice top.

It's Christmas party season. Use this as a "don't let this happen to you" guide: How to be a Drunk Asshole.

Check out the Amazing Catapult Watch! And the Virtual Stapler.

This is funny: Dirty Baby.

Nice tops.

Heidi Klum from behind

Some Tuesday Words

Christmas is about a week away...yikes! Here are some odd holiday facts to get you in the spirit.

For those of you who just don't have that holiday spirit, enjoy this almanac of disasters. It's fun and depressing!

Check out this woman who ate enough carrots to turn herself orange! It's pretty funny...

Who needs doctors when you can use this to perform surgery on yourself in the comfort of your own home!

Here is one excellent site dedicated to old, discarded mattresses.

A few weeks ago I posted a site for airline meals. Now, i bring you a collection of airline barf bags.

That's it for now!

Rich's Tuesday Happenings

Let me tell you all something before I start here , You are some funny motherfuckers !!!...I have got about 20 entries for the contest so far and they are all frigin hysterical , It is gonna be so hard to choose from .

Here is the Contest Photo for this week and dont forget to send those entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

For all of you who are sleeping during the overnight (bastards!) , You missed one hell of a show last night in the sky ..The Moon was GIGANTIC last night and every time I see it like that it amazes me ...(ok , I know you are probably calling me a nerd or a fuckin dork right now but it is cool , right ?)

Lets go on, shall we ....

A 26-year-old man who testified that he shot a Roman Catholic priest who had molested him in the early 1990s was acquitted of attempted murder and assault charges .....I think this might become an alarming trend in the months to come .

Now this is much better than a coffee mug i used to give my teachers ...A 4-year-old girl brought her teacher a small bag of marijuana as a gift.

The Croc Hunter is a pussy compared to this guy ...A businessman who was attacked by a crocodile in Malawi escaped by biting the reptile back during the attack !

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood you ask ?...well here is your answer

We have seen them on Ricki Lake and Maury ..we all hate them with a passion , Now they have there own website ...It's the Wiggaz !!

Forget "Far from Heaven " ...this is movie should be Oscar worthy ..It's Cameltoe the movie ....funny stuff !

In this dead of winter , I thought a nice swimsuit competition would be a nice break for you all .

If you have a little time to kill , read this story ..It is a great revenge story .

You know that the people who make movies think we are stupid..but this website has all the INSULTINGLY STUPID MOVIE PHYSICS ....check it out !

Play Christmas Hitman ..

Anna Kournikova Girl - Girl Kiss..ohh baby

This girl just doesnt care ...And I love it !!

Ok Thats it for now and keep all those great entries coming

Echo?

Hmm. Either Richie posted that twice, or there's an echo in here.

Contest Entries email

Hey , I forgot to mention that you should send all Contest entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

And a reminder that the entry doesnt have to be a quote, it can just be a funny observation or a picture title ....whatever you want to do is great with just keep them coming !!!!!

Contest Entries email

Hey , I forgot to mention that you should send all Contest entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

And a reminder that the entry doesnt have to be a quote, it can just be a funny observation or a picture title ....whatever you want to do is great with just keep them coming !!!!!

Christina pics & answer to the trick...

Oops. It looks like Maxim is going after everyone who has the Christina A. pics posted. So, the link I had last night no longer works. Try this place instead. It too will probably be gone soon.

Thanks to all of you (about 20 people) who sent me email explaining how the "mindreader" trick works. Here's the answer: Mathematically, the answer to subtracting the 2 separate digits from any 2 digit number will always be one of the following: 0,9,18,27,36,45,53,54,63,72,81. The symbols in the table change each time you press try again and the above numbers all have the same symbol.

What comes around, goes around...

Here's a great story. Well-known spammer Alan Ralsky was featured in a story in The Detroit Free Press in late November. In that article, he bragged about how send out about a billion spam messages a day has made him a millionaire. In fact, a good portion of the spam you receive comes from him. (That is, unless you subscribe to SPAMFREE.NET and therefore get no spam.)

In response to that article, (and this is the great part) the anti-spam community has got and posted his home address (scroll down) on the Internet (it's all public information from the land records) and he's been inundated with every ad, catalog and brochure you can think of being delivered by the U.S. Post Office. Nothing like a taste of his own medicine.

You know the "Total Information Awareness" program that the Department of Defense is putting into to place to track everything you do? Well, the guy who's in charge of it, John Poindexter (who was convicted on five felony counts of lying to Congress, destroying documents and obstructing Congress in its investigation of the Iran-Contra affair in the 1980s*) has had everything about him plastered all over the web.
* He was released because of an immunity agreement with the Senate.

By the way. Guess who owns TOTALINFORMATIONAWARENESS.ORG?

Al Gore says he ain't gonna run for President in 2004. So, perhaps Joe Lieberman will make a run of it.

Two hundred more cruise ship passengers got sick. I'm telling you there's something weird about this.

Monica Lewinsky is still fat and ugly.

This is weird: Scotland Yard has uncovered a plot to obtain a sample of Prince Harry's DNA, in order to prove he is not Prince Charles' son.

According to an Australian newspaper, Demi Moore has been secretly dating ex-president Bill Clinton.

Okay, how do they do this? If you know how they do the trick, please lemme know.

Finally, Christina A. nearly naked. (I think they are from Maxim, not sure.)

Way too slow to surf. That's it for now.

Rich's Monday Diddy

After a long decision about who should win the contest this week , I have made my choice from the tons of good entries sent in ...

And the winner is ...Frank H with a very funny comment .
First of all , here is last week contest picture if you forgot .

And the winning comment was " Your much hotter than the santa cutout I fucked last year" ...very funny and to the victor goes the spoils , here is Frank's paragraph :
Just wanted to say that i think that Peter, Richie and LiLSis have done a great
job with this site. I look forward to seeing what ridiculous news stories and
web sites you guys come up with everyday. This site gives me a great deal of
enjoyment and some very needed comic relief to break up my stressful days. I
look forward to what the future holds for thedailycolumn.com and can't wait to
see what "sick shit" you come up with in the future.Good job guys.
Great job frank ...

Second place went to Rspry with the quote " Forget the Lucky Charms, Someone give this bitch a Snickers"

And Third place went to Gizmo065 with "So much for the luck of the Irish "

A great job by all last week and we really had some funny ones but only 3 can place so if you want that chance to write your own stuff in the DC keep those entries coming ..
Here is This Weeks CONTEST PHOTO...THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE WITH THIS PICTURE.

Ok , onto the good stuff ...

Sean Penn is in Bagdad Claiming " Im a Patriot" ?? ..Umm exuse me Jeff Spicoli, When Saddam finds out your there he is going to shit , then he is gonna kill you ....well make up your mind dude , Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill me ? ..( what a great movie )

So you want your favorite band to play at your birthday party , well find out how much they will charge you here .

Looking for the perfect gift for the guy who loves to spend time in his tool shed ...alone ??

This site will teach you how to clean anything in your house ....real useful stuff .

Around this time of year there are tons of email hoaxes going around , find out the skinny on them here .

Play Air Hockey online ...Play a tournament ..Real Fun plus I would kick your ass in this !

Have yourself a White Trash Christmas ..Funny

Do you really know your ass from your elbow ?? ..take the quiz .

Ok since this is my 3rd time writing this column today (for some reason it keeps kicking me back to the front screen and I keep losing all my stuff up to this point) , Im gonna stop and cut my losses because I have ben typing since 4:15am and it is now 6:20

Quick one...

Cable's still all messed up. This sucks. They say it'll be fixed Monday. I owned ICONN.NET for 7 years, si I know what it's like to operate an ISP. Sure, problems occur, but they should always be fixed immediately. That's how we always did it.

In their defense, Cablevision's service has always been excellent. However, how they can go days with a problem like this rather than fix it immediately is beyond me. In any case, because it's so slow, it's gonna be a short column today.

The Sunday Express of London is reporting that Bin Laden has 20 "backpack" nukes. (Note: There was only a screen capture of Sunday's front page when I went there.)

In a related story, the NY Times is reporting that President Bush has authorized the CIA in writing to kill individuals described as "terrorist leaders," with Bin Laden at the top of the list. Um, and this is a big story because...? C'mon. Everyone already knows that Bin Laden's a target and if and when they find and kill him, who's gonna object?

Three more security patches for MS Windows this week. Go get 'em.

A Norwegian car carrier sank in the English Channel after colliding with a container ship. 2,862 cars were lost.

Here's Yahoo's list of its 20 best websites for 2002.

Celebrity Secret Santa: See if you can guess who's behind the Santa face.

Bored? Shoot some elves.

According to an Italian doctor, the world's first cloned baby will be born in January.

A Winner has been chosen

A winner has been chosen in this week's quote contest so stay tuned to monday's column for that .

Slow surfing...

My cable internet is all screwed up. If you have Optimum Online in Orange, Milford or Woodbridge, yours is too. I talked to them tonight. They said they're aware of the problem and they're working on it.

Um, why the hell is Sean Penn visiting Iraq? C'mon, he's a fucking actor.

David Lee Roth is suing Van Halen, claiming they conspired to keep money from him.

Matt Boswell saw a guy steal two plastic bags from the back of his truck and take off in a car. He wasn't mad, he thought it was hilarious. Why? Well, Matt owns a pet waste-removal company, and the guy had stolen 25 pounds of dog shit.

Are these men's or women's noses?

Indiana Sheriff Jack Cottey was upset that his vehicle had been towed away. So he called 911 and threatened the traffic officer who had it towed. (With the audio tape)

Oops! At the Umatilla Chemical Depot in Oregon, a lab technician dropped several glass vials containing deadly sarin nerve gas. No one was hurt.

Bill Francis spent 16 hours trapped in an ocean whirlpool in the South China Sea.

Find out what kind of piercing you're likely to get.

Broken images.

And the best "404 Page Not Found" pages.

The Celebrity Boob Challenge.

The world's largest adult entertainment club (71,000 square feet) is about to open in Vegas.

Finally Friday

PETA is suing the California dairy industry for it's "Happy Cows" ad campaign.

Fifty-six-year-old Sylvester Stallone is going to write and star in Rocky VI. Weren't the first five enough?

Neat idea: Air bags for motorcyclists.

This one is just too weird. He killed and ate his willing victim?

Supermodel Karen Mulder is in a coma after she overdosed on sleeping pills.

American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson may have violated the show's rule about being an amateur when it was discovered that she apparently already had a contract at the time she auditioned for the show.

New York is about to get America's toughest anti-smoking law, which will ban smoking in almost every bar and restaurant and virtually all workplaces. Smoke 'em if you got 'em because you won't be able to for long.

An alert clerk at a Wal-Mart photo department noticed pictures he developed that showed a 3-year-old girl playing topless in a family's back-yard with her father. So, he called the cops. Since the photos were nothing more than "baby on a bear skin rug" type photos, the County Attorney did not file any charges again the mother for her "crime." Now the mother is suing Wal-Mart. Good. She should win. Another case of political correctness getting in the way of common sense.

Get this: A California couple won the lottery twice on the same day. An hour after winning $126,000 in the Fantasy Five game, they won $17 million in SuperLotto Plus. Lottery officials say the odds of that happening were 1 in 24 trillion.

Princess Madeleine of Sweden is hot. Nice figure too.

Bored? Here's another save the falling Jacko baby game. See if you can tell if these are photos of a"gash or a tash" Try riding an electric bull. (Press spacebar to get the bull moving.) Are these girls or boys?

Now this is a great idea. A topless hair salon called "A Cut Above the Breast" will open in Winnipeg in 2003.

Here's a great story. This guy got scammed on eBay and tracked the scammer down when no police agency would help him. Excellent story.

A new toy from Google. Pop in your search terms and you get a slide show of the results.

Some changes...

As you have probably all noticed, this site has been running very, very slowly lately. It's because the website hosting company I am using is having a (severe) problem with their servers. So, I am moving the site to a new host. I have to move all of the content there first, which is gonna take a little while. Then I have to transfer the domain there. So, it's gonna be a few more days of this slow shit. Sorry about that.

Oh, and another thing. Some guy posted a couple real nasty comments on the site yesterday. My rule is nothing rude toward anyone, so I've now turned off comment posting completely. Sorry, but I'm not gonna let a few folks ruin the enjoyment I get out of doing this site. So, no more comments. If you have something you want to say, just email it to me instead. peter@thedailycolumn.com.

I'm actually baffled by his comments. I went to his website on AOL and I read everything he had posted there. From what I read there, I would have thought he'd be the last person to post anything nasty. But he was pretty mean spirited in what he wrote, and, to add insult to injury he chose to do it on the same day that I had paused to remember my father.

I'm not gonna post what he wrote, or his email address or his web address. From what I read on his site, he's been through enough and doesn't need anyone harassing him. I wish him the best of luck.

Richs Thursday Stuff

Hello Everyone ..well Im up because I just got hame from work and I have to be at my daughters Xmas concert at 9am ...just what I need right , 25 3 year olds singing xmas songs at 9am .

Well without getting into details I also got the comments that Peter has mentioned and they werent very nice at all , I dont mind people commenting on anything we said , as a matter of fact I encourage it ..Hey if you dont like my opinions or what I have to say I hope you wiould tell me in an appropriate way instead of curse words and personal insults ..I hope in the future that the comments option will go back up but that Peter's call and he will be the judge and jury on that one but if you want to say something to me ...email me as always at Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , Enough of that shit ....

Well the Supreme Court will be in session today to discuss whether it should be a crime to burn a cross without breaking your first admendment rule of symbolic expression ...SYMBOLIC EXPRESSION ???..Paint a picture, Write a Poem ..but let me tell you that if you burn a cross in front of me I am going to express my Symbolic Express by having my foot strike your ass repeatedly !

A new reality TV programme in the US will see people undergo plastic surgery in an attempt to transform their lives. ..True Story ..Of 3 big nosed chicks living in a house and having there lives ....

Stuck for a Christmas gift? How about a blob of real Finnish reindeer DNA sealed in a vial topped with silver antlers...You could start your own santa buisness .

The FBI has gone to the web to help find "America's Most Wanted" ...That's just so sad , No ?

How many Beers would it take for you to sleep with this one ??...now you can decide on this site ...real funny !

Crazy Drunk Guy is making prank phone calls again ..listen to them .

Play Pictionary online .

Watch George W. do the hustle .

This is a list of every terrorist organization around the world today with the links to them .....there are some sick frigin people around man .

This is way cool but you have to do it at work cause you dont want to ruin your own stuff at home ...cook your old CD's ..try it !

Ever wonder what your phone number spells ?? Me neither but im running out of stuff to put in here today .

Ohh Christina ...what are you doin to me ?

Molly Sims breast slip

Drw Barrymore changing in public..and naked as a jaybird too

Hey only 1 more day for contest entries , so keep em coming ...we got a bunch of good ones already !

In Memory...

In memory of my father, Arthur Sachs.
(February 26, 1927- December 11, 1996)

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Hey everyone , Only 2 more days till the weekend so hang in there .

Check out the front page of the Register today . West Haven High School , My Alma Mater, Shows why they are the best high school football team in the state (great picture) ..Good Job Blue Devils !!!

We had a bunch of real funny quotes sent in yesterday that might be hard to beat so here is the CONTEST PHOTO again for all you who havent sent those quotes in yet .
Remember to send them to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

The press is beating this to death but here goes again ..Pete Rose and MLB Commishioner Bud Selig are talking about a possible reinstatment for Rose ...What I say is after Darryl Strawberry's 15th drug binge and Steve Howe getting caught with Coke at the airport and Roberto Alomar spitting in the Ump's face ....Rose's accusation looks like church school ?

A study from the US has shown that Internet filters designed to screen out pornography can end up blocking access to health information Web sites.
Honey , I have this funny bump and I dont know what it is , Can you look it up for me on the computer ??

This Stuck up , Snobby shoplifter is bringing everyone down with her ..A doctor who prescribed addictive painkillers to Winona Ryder has been struck off the medical register....I say we put her to sleep for good !!!

A prestigious university in Tokyo has failed 26 students for using e-mail functions on their cell phones to cheat on their e-commerce final exam..these morons all had the exact same answers wrong ...Must be all that rice ?

Maybe a nasty letter would have been in order here but a suburban high school band director has been indicted on charges of intimidation and retaliation for allegedly mailing a raccoon head to a school official during a teachers strike.

Bet you never knew that there are rules to drinking beer and you better not break one .

Wanna watch a nice game of topless volleyball ??? ..Me Too ! ..Click here

A Page of Nude Teenagers ..Well Kinda ??

Probably the best Internet Quiz I have done so far ..Do It .

Bored at Work ??..How bout popping some virtual bubble wrap .

How Hot is Anna marie Goddart ?

Remember Her ??

See Ya tommorow

I'm Back

Hey! I'm back!

I would definitely go to this dentist. Anyone who can climb a tree and fill a tooth at the same time has got to be good.

Don't tell anyone at the Orange Public Library, but I think I might still have a book out from when I was about nine years old. I hope the librarian over there doesn't read this story...

Hey Richie- is this what we have to look forward to with our sons?

Check out the excellent patents on this site.

This site is good for Peter and Richie (and apparently many, many others) in case you can't find any famous women's nipples online, you can play around with the human anatomy anyway....

That's all for now!

Rich's Shortie

Hey , Im tired today so this is gonna be a short one today .

Sorry about the Monday contest pic problem , here is the new CONTEST PICTURE ..Good Luck .

As always send all entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

You know I forgot to mention this yesterday but how bad did the season finale of the Sopranos suck ??...I thought this whole season outside of one episode was terrible ...well next year is the last for them so they better go out with a huge bang ....GABEESH ??!!

Doctors say Christopher Reeve could make a full recovery ..thats unreal !

A man trapped for almost a week in his car after it plunged into a ravine survived in the freezing cold by melting snow for water and eating packets of Taco Bell hot sauce ....I would have been looking for the Chiuaua !

A German robber short of cash during a taxi ride held up a gas station to pay his unwitting driver then finished his trip ....umm could you pull over for a sec , I have to pick up a few things here ?

Well Peter beat me to the punch on the Britney Nipple shot but see Britney and Bill Clinton duke it out here...funny .

Here are the 2400 dirty words in the english language.

These people are animal testing ..well kinda , umm well not really ...well you are just gonna have to"PEEP" this one for yourself ?

The Lovely Susan Ward...HERE .... and HERE

HEY , KEEP THOSE ENTRIES COMING !!!!

Britney's first nip slip!

Well, it finally happened. And I have it for you. The first authentic Britney Spears (partial) nipple slip. And here's a close up. Not the best shot, but better than nothing.

Pete Townshend is almost deaf.

To wake up one of her students who had nodded off, Nina Morrison tossed one of those soft "Koosh" balls at her. Now the student's mother is pressing assault and battery charges against Morrison. What a fucking idiot mother.

Nice body paint job.

The latest exploitation video: Geeks Gone Wild!

Here's a nice gift for a female friend.

Marvel Comics plans to re-introduce the "Rawhide Kid" as the first openly gay title character in a comic book.

What the fuck is this thing? Never heard of this type of enhancement system before. Have you?

CNN viewer submitted ideas for rebuilding the World Trade Centers.

Flash Video: The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him. (Parts one and two)

Bored? Try some hairball bowling. Or, test your knowledge of adult toys. You can build a snowman. Or, build your own CyberBabe.

Kind of useless, but cute and nicely done.

Contest Picture Update ..

Well it looks like that link to the contest picture didnt work so here is the new picture ..sorry about the confusion

HERE IS THE NEW CONTEST PICTURE .

Again sorryabout the mixup and dont forget to send all entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

1 Million Spams!!

Today, United Airlines will file for federal bankruptcy protection.

Four people have been arrested for selling cocaine from the drive-thru window at a Burger King in Illinois.

Hey, where the hell is LilSis?

The Post Office paid nearly $65 million for 20 million plastic mail bins. Now 19,940,000 of them are missing.

Look at what fried the power supply in this computer. (Large photos)

Nice dress.

The secret construction over at Dick Cheney's house is pissing off his neighbors.

Some hardcore prawnography.

Rich's Monday Winners Column

Well here it is , Week 2 of the Quote contest and we have a winner and a paragraph to boot ..

The Winner is Joetheadguy with the quote " When he sees me at the Frat party, He'll be sorry he broke up with me"..very funny !!

Second place went to Evilsid with the quote "Trying to convince her husband that she doesnt fall asleep EVERY time they have sex, suzy only gets herself in deeper trouble. "

And third place went to DeltaBoy with "Aaahhh Crypee! A giant Connecticut Ardvark...Idn't it a sleepin' beauty!"...again very funny

And here is the first paragraph submitted by the winner Joetheadguy ..." Hello, to everyone who also enjoys reading the daily column.
My name is Joe Bottone. My contest quote won last week also,
but I was unable to respond because I quit the job where I had
that email address. I am a marketing professional and I will be
joining a new agency in a few days. Writing copy and headlines
is one of the ways I make a living. I would be happy to help anyone
who is reading this to write an exciting headline or tagline to help
promote their business. I will offer this service for free as long as
you promise to tell two friends about the daily column.
Email requests to joetheadguy@aol.com
Peace, Joe

Nice Job joe and keep those quotes coming !!!

Here is the new photo for this weeks contest ...CONTEST PHOTO

Good Luck this week everyone and dont forget to send those quotes to Richie@thedailycolumn.com.

And now onto the good stuff ..

Cardinal Bernard Law is running scared after he made an unexplained trip to Rome and the Pope...meanwhile protesters were picketing his church in Boston ...What a Scumbag !!

The Space Shuttle Endeavor returned home yesterday safely ..ZZZZZZZZZZZ...Oh sorry did I nod off after this boring article ??

People at work seem to get less SPAM then the people at home , studies say ....so get SPAMFREE.NET for your home .

Hey , You wanna be a rockstar huh ?.....You can make your own Rock Band online and hear them play as soon as your done creating them.

You say you miss "Coprock " and wished you could have done something to keep it on the Air ..well now you could do something ...vote to keep your favorite shows alive.

Sick of the bar scene ...well screw at that stuff and make your perfect woman here .

And once you make that perfect woman , you have to know how and where to touch her and this site tells you all that ...Guys ,pay close attention to this site .

Dont fuck with the Samuri Rabbitt Bitch !!

Play 5 Finger Fillet ...real fun and real sick kinda .

The Unoffical Super Hero of Critical Mass "in" San Francisco
DILDO MAN !!!...Dont Ask ???

White Boys acting up again ...Send the Icy Hot Stunaz to straighten that shit out !!

This girl gives the Long and the Short of it on how every rock star is in the Sack ....It is a mystery how she obtained al this information ...HMMM ???

I usually do a couple Girls to close out but today is all Alyssa Milano ,I know you wont mind after seeing these ...

Here
And here
And here
And here
And here

Your Welcome and dont forget to send those quotes !!!

Late start

Had to catch up on my sleep, so I got off to a late start today.

Idiots: Three kids in California thought they had stolen pit bulls puppies from a local animal shelter. Instead they a bunch of chihuahuas.

Check out this peep hole.

Guns N' Roses has once again pissed off their fans. They failed to appear at a scheduled Philadelphia concert.

Saddam Hussein apologized for invading Kuwait in 1990. Kuwaiti responds with "fuck you."

Miss Turkey is the new Miss World.

What is a booger made of?

This won the best Flash award.

Nice ass.

This game is very difficult. (Especially after a few cups of coffee)

A mistress gets revenge.

Look at this girl's name.

Terrorists in Boston?

A Boston area computer firm is suspected of links to Al Qaeda.

Can you believe she used to be a playmate?

The Texas man who shot and killed his longtime friend because he drank the last cold beer in his refrigerator was sentenced to life in prison.

This is big: The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution states: "A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." Well, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that there is no constitutional right for individuals to keep and bear arms.

Connecticut radio legend Bob Steele died.

Kellogg is recalling 730,000 Pop-Tart packages because they contain eggs that aren't listed on the package.

This is a very funny clip.

Text-based Pong.

Very cool! Light emitting clothing. Here's a photo of a top.

Looking to lose some weight? Here's the amount of calories you burn during various types of sex.

If you're a geek, you'll like this one.

Nice top.

A Contest Winner has been chosen ..

Hey People ..

I am not usually on here come the weekend but I figured I would write all of you and tell you that I have chosen a contest winner and will be contacting that person today ...so stay tuned for monday's column for the top three quotes from the week ..

Friday already?

What a mess yesterday, huh? I didn't even bother going into the office. But we got off easy compared to the folks to the south of us.

Roone Arledge, the former head of ABC News and Sports and a TV pioneer, has died.

A small plane crashed into the Federal Reserve Building in Miami, killing the pilot and forcing the evacuation of more than 100 people.

Scientists have reported they have discovered frozen water near the south pole of Mars.

Titties and beer.

19-year-old Aaron Bell isn't the brightest guy in the world. He was arrested for armed robbery, after he robbed the same KFC where he was working. He didn't wear a mask or a disguise and didn't even try to hide his face. Idiot.

A used-car salesman's wife, who suspected her husband of having an affair, smashed 18 cars with a hammer during a five-minute rampage.

Penthouse Magazine plans to license a chain of upscale strip clubs around the country.

Howard and Kelly Brown from Seymour have two roosters that crow every morning at dawn. Two of their neighbors (who were pissed off about the crowing) started calling the Browns repeatedly between 4 and 6 a.m. and then hanging up. They have been arrested for harassment.

Police must return 8.2 grams of marijuana confiscated from a medical marijuana patient because he has a valid prescription, a judge ruled.

The guy who invented "Bigfoot" died.

That pharmacist who diluted chemo drugs for cancer patients was sentenced to the maximum of 30 years in prison. Good sentence!

And the doctor who left his patient on the operating table during spinal surgery to go cash a check at a nearby bank has been sued by that patient.

Some Postal Experiments.

This motorcycle game is very hard.

Amazing: All of these paintings were hand painted in PhotoShop.

Rich's Friday Digout ..

Hey everyone , I know I have said it before but it's worth saying again ..I HATE THE FUCKING SNOW !!!!!

Thanks to all who wrote me and congratulated me on the birth of my son, your thoughts will not be forgotten ( Thanks Brodie).

Ok now this is the last day for the Photo Caption contest so if you havent gotten yours yet do it today or you"ll miss out ....If you forgot , Here is the Photo . And as always send those quotes to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok here we go ....

Did Mars ever have life on it ??? ..Who cares , I cant belive I even wasted the time to type this but some people are interested I guess ?

Former president Nelson Mandela said that while South Africa was in the midst of a serious Aids epidemic, a study he commissioned on HIV prevalence showed changing sexual practices, especially amongst the youth...Umm Nelson ??..worry about staying out of the joint first ..ok ?

I want my $2.00..A plane flew into the Federal Reserve building in Miami yesterday .

Is Gateway becoming Hip ...this is cool ..Computer maker Gateway on Friday announced a deal with online music provider Pressplay to load its PCs with 2000 songs from hit pop stars such as Eminem, Bruce Springsteen, the Dixie Chicks and Frank Sinatra.

So you think you might be gay?? ...take this test to find out.

Ever wonder if your favorite celebrity has a tattoo?? ..well this website will tell you and show you the tattoo..

Everyone ..Meet Starman2012 ..he is the frigin man !

Ok , this isnt right at all but screw it im putting it in here anyways ...How to Fuck a Chicken !!!..seriously !

Guys, does your girl rag on you because all you do on this computer except for reading the Daily column everyday is llok at porn , Well have her check out " The Girlfriend guide to Online Porn " To help her better understand our world .here's an oldie but still a goodie ..Play Asteroids .

Something to look forward to come summertime ...hehe

Some crazy ebay stuff :

Little Billy is growing up so fast ..

Deck the halls with empty casings ..fa la la la la

This is the new 2003 Barbie lineup ..

There is really nothing funny to say about this one except look at the photos this guy submitted to try and sell his product , what the hell was he thinking ??

Just because we havent put her up in a while ...Jessica Simpson

Liv Tyler topless

AWWW...AWWWW...AWWWWW

Another snowstorm on the way

First off, a big congratulations to Richie & his wife on the birth of their new baby boy!(Richie: I'm not sure if she wants her name mentioned here, so until you tell me otherwise, I wont mention it)

A federal judge has ordered eight companies to pay more than $506 million to 46 college athletes who were secretly filmed nude.

Every day it's a different claim. Now they say eating too much refined foods, and not greasy foods, that causes teenage acne.

Shakira popped out of her clothing twice in one night.

Here's a very weird one: Forty four years ago, Nemo Cianelli packed his suitcases and told everyone he was moving to America. Instead, he wrote a suicide note, built a wall up around himself and then shot himself. His body was found on Tuesday.

The World Bar in New York sells the World's Most Expensive Cocktail, which contains Remy XO and Pineau des Charentes and costs $50.

Doctors are trying to determine whether they can separate these 28-year-old conjoined twins.

Nice top.

How about one of these monitors for your computer?

Here's a fun game. Save Michael Jackson's baby.

Check this out: Supposedly a big "disc of light" hovered silently above a house in Brazil and then shot down a blueish beam of light. A man inside the house was "abducted" while lying in his bed, and here are the photos.

An interesting photo.

A little Richie, maybe?

Richie's wife went into the hospital (just a bit early) to (possibly) have a baby. I say "possibly" because I haven't heard from him since this afternoon. So maybe they'll be a little Richie pretty soon.

From Reuters: "One priest had a history of molesting boys, another maintained a "double life" with his girlfriend and a third supplied cocaine to a teen-ager with whom he was having sex -- but the Archdiocese of Boston gave all three men new jobs even though it knew of their records." Great, just great. Full article here.

Sorry guys, they're still way too young.

An Austrian electrician has invented the world's first tattooing robot.

This is very cool.

More snow is on the way. Here's a site that shows how to build an igloo.

A guide to better sex.

Bored? Here's a fun JetPac game. It's not that easy. And a Radio Shack RC car racing game. Use this site to link any actor to any other actor. Build a face, or create your favorite woman (or man).

If you really need to go, this place has product to let you pee or poop wherever you want.

And finally, Sarah Michelle Gellar's right nipple

Hey everyone , Just a quick one ..

Well my wife delivered last night at Yale after going to the hospital ( St Raphaels)monday morning with a head cold to get checked out ...go figure? The baby is doing fine , A little premature becuse we werent due for another month but my son is a trooper and is doing better with each day . Thank you all for the emails and your thoughts , they were greatly appreciated

The baby's name you ask ???.....Conner Jack will be the young stud's name and hide your daughter when he gets out of the hospital ladies !!

We only have a couple entries so far for this week's caption contest , so get those going ...here is the Photo Again . Dont forget to send them all to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

You know you got problems when the bugs hate you ...Micheal Jackson limped into court nursing a spider bite yesterday ..

This is Fucking unreal ....Priests sexually abused teenage girls, used cocaine and other drugs, and one had an affair with a female parishioner, according to allegations contained in personnel files maintained by the Boston Archdiocese....PERSONAL FILES KEPT BY THE ARCHDIOCESE ????? These are the files they kept and did nothing about until they got caught?? Are you kidding me ?

Rocks stars who havent made a hit record in years have to do something to keep themselves in the news ..this goes double for that weird little toilet turd Liam Gallagher of Oasis .

Dammitt , Wynona Ryder only gets 3 years probation in her shoplifting case ...I was hoping for toothpicks in the eyelids or scorpions in the underwear or something ??

I dont know if I agree with this but they say couples in long-term relationships were far less likely to have heart attacks while having sex than those having affairs or one-night stands, I think getting caught would probably bring on a bigger risk of a heart attack then having the sex ..No ??

Men who log 84 00 km or more a year on their mountain bikes can suffer scrotal damage that could reduce their fertility, So i guess we wont be seeing any little Lance Armstrongs running around here at all , HUH ?

This guy just likes to Hump things , I dont know and I dont ask ...I just post .

Check out "The Tunnel " , it is freaky and gets better the more you watch .

Go ahead , Eat another Big Mac...See the Worlds Heaviest people ever .

Learn how to say "how are you " in 425 different languages and ways .

Adn play A-Blast if your bored.

And just a couple more things :

Hiedi Klum tanning topless

I dont know about this one but it is worth posting , Salma Hyek boob shot .

Ill hope to be on here in a day or two so stay tuned and keep those contest entries coming !!!

Can't sleep.

It's 3:15 am and I am wide awake. My sleep cycle is all messed up.

Hey mountain bikers: An Austrian study says the frequent jolts and vibration caused by biking over rough terrain may cause infertility.

An independent study concluded on Monday that marijuana use does not lead teenagers to experiment with hard drugs like heroin or cocaine.

Imagine waking up to this in the morning.

What's up with all the cruise ship sicknesses?

Apparently millions of people are getting satellite TV for free.

Britney turned 21 yesterday.

An elderly Ohio couple wandered in their car for 28 hours before police found them driving aimlessly around a neighborhood.

A bunch of topless women took part in a promo for the Playstation game BMX XXX.

German playboy Rolf Eden is offering $125,000 to the woman who can kill him in bed.

Bored? Here's a puzzle. Or play with this coloring book. (I couldn't figure it out) Visit the Streakers Hall of Fame. Or have your Tarot Cards read.

Cool. Aerial photography with a kite.

Finally, Jennifer Lopez eating a booger. (Or that's what they say it is at least)

I'm back.

I'm back. A big thanks to Rich for watching the place while I was gone. Great job. I like the contest you did. I tried to post when I was out in LA, but when I was roaming on ATT, I could not log into the net through my cell phone modem. So, I was offline the whole time. Anyway, I hope you all had nice holidays.

We took a "red-eye" back, plus there's the time difference, so my time cycle is all screwed up. It was Laurie's first time flying ever, and, just as I thought, she liked it.

So let's see, what going on?

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston is preparing to file for bankruptcy. This means all of the current sex abuse lawsuits against it will be suspended and it would be protected from any new suits.

Ouch! To prevent her 13-year-old daughter from going at out night, a Cambodian mother nailed her foot to the floor.

The Italian Institute of Social Sciences has concluded that cheating makes a marriage stronger.

In LA, several people were "held hostage" on Thanksgiving Day at a liquor store -- by a swarm of bees.

Clear Channel Corporate is refusing to run a billboard of DJ Leslie Gold, which shows her topless with a pair of hands covering her breasts.

Introducing, the Condom-Cycle.

It was only a matter of time. Camera-equipped cell phones are pretty new, but a man has already been arrested for using his to take an "upskirt" photo of girl's as she rode up escalator.

Police in Gillette, Kentucky are looking for a burglar who's been breaking into homes and using their computers to surf porn sites.

Bored? See if you know your ass from your elbow? Or check out this strip show. Here's an interesting game. And plug in your birth date here.

Ed wants a Hummer, and he's asking everyone to help him get one.

Here's an interesting belly button ring.

Did I already post this nice top?

Rich's Top of the Week Jammie Jam !!

Hey everyone , This is the day we find out who the winner of the first picture quote contest is ....and it is ..

Jbottone with the quote "Mom was right , I shouldnt have married a cowboy " . He did a great job beating out about 30 other entries this week and to the victor goes the spoils , unfortunatley he never got back to me to enter his own paragraph in todays column , but Jbottone , if you are reading this today send me your paragraph of your own thoughts and I will enter it in Tuesdays Column for you .

In Second place was Mimi with " I knew I should have paid more attention in that shoe lace tying class "

And in Third was Ssantello with "Could someone get the phone , Im tied up at the moment "

Great Job by all this week and here is the photo for the contest this week , lets see if we can beat that 30 entry total from last week ..dont forget to mail your entries to Richie@thedailycolumn.com

Contest Photo Here..Good Luck !!!

Ok now onto the good stuff ..

First of all a great big welcome home goes to Peter ..We all missed you

I am so guilty of this it's scary ...They say 2600 fatalities a year are caused by drivers using cell phones while driving .

What the hell is going on with all these Cruise Ships ?? .. another one in South Florida is brought back to port after more people are deathly sick on it ....Umm you think the Dramamine people have something to do with this ...the more people get sick , the more product they sell ??..back and to the left , back and to the left , back and to the left .

Oh Jesus Christ NO !!!! ...what the hell is next ??..Film director Kevin Smith has created a computer game especially for Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.Smith is giving the couple the custom-made game to thank them for co-starring in his new film Jersey Girl.
The game, called Jen Saves Ben, features an animated Lopez who must find and rescue Affleck, who has been kidnapped and chained to a warehouse wall.

I know a couple "other" sites have made a big deal about this story but not this one ...That uppity bitch Lizzie Grubman was released from prison after serving only 37 days of a 60 day sentence ...probably was the jailhouse HO .

Youngsters in a Mexican town have been warned they will be sent to prison if they play doorbell knock-and-run on people's homes...poor little Pablo will have to resort to lighting bags of dogshit on fire ...

Could someone please bring this man to me so I can slap him in his goddamn head .. A Brazilian man is offering his car and his savings to anyone who can persuade his ex-girlfriend to take him back.

A couple days ago I wrote a article about how the Goverment thinks it is wrong for your kids to masturbate ..well now they have the balls to say it is wrong for you to do it too ....and they have the facts to back that up .

This is just not right , not right at all . Norma Stitz has the biggest breats in the world ..God Damn man !

Welcome to the World of Nude Carrot Man ...dont ask me , I just have alot of time on my hands , ok ?

So you say you dont look enough like a Pimp these days and you need something to put you over the edge ...well try these .

Some states have some dumb fuckin laws and here is a list of all the 50 states with all of there dumb laws.

Here is the quote of the day :"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?there's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they
meet at the bar." --Drew Carey

Mommy , Why is Bozo talking out of his butt ??

Shakira got some junk in the trunk .

Everyone Tess Egen ... Tess Egen ,Everyone .

aww, Jennifer Love Hewitt almost there ..

Ok , thats it for now , Dont forget those Contest Quotes for this week .