Cox Suckers

Well, I'm sure you all heard the news by now. After 18 years, the Smith & Barber Morning Show has been canceled by Cox. That's it folks, the show is over.

Many of you have emailed me to ask what the real story is. The real story is what you have already seen on the news. Bruce wanted to leave the show to explore other things, and Brian did not want to leave the show. So, Cox canceled the show rather then find a replacement for Bruce.

In the relatively short period of time Cox that has been in charge of WPLR, they've managed to royally fuck up what used to be the best damn radio station around, year after year. They took what had always been a truly unique station that was full of personality and molded it into a monotonous "loop-tape" that is completely void of any personality.

So, what can you do? Not really much. But, there are a few things you can do to at least make you feel a little better:

Take a moment to tell Cox that you're fed up with what they have done to the station you once loved to listen to. Then, contact the major WPLR advertisers (I wont name names yet) and let them know that you won't be listening to WPLR anymore. (Just visit their websites and email them.)

Remember, it's not the advertisers' fault that Cox fucked up the station, so don't yell at them and don't threaten to boycott them. Just let them know that the advertising dollars they spend at WPLR will no longer be reaching you, a former listener. You'll be doing them a favor by saving them money.

Then, stick to your word and actually stop listening to WPLR. Just, listen to another station, any other station. There are plenty of them on the dial. Sure, some of them suck, but some of them don't. You'll find something. If you can't find one you like, just pop in a CD or a tape.

If you want to discuss this, there's already a topic started in the Discussion Forums.

Thursday Stuff

Ever wonder how a Magna Doodle works?

This site is kind of cool- access to many. many U. S. newspapers and magazines.

If you're interested...Here's a site that lists tons of current volunteer opportunities.

Check it out! Logan Airport (and others)..Live!

This guy thinks his dog looks like Pete Sampras..What do you think?

President Bush lookalikes....

Hey, you gotta love Don Knotts....

The worlds largest ketchup bottle, and some more really big things....

That's it for now!

Rich's Thursday Tidbits

Ok , Spent the whole day the hospital with the little one yesterday and worked all night so I am one tired puppy ....so with that said a real, real short one today ...

Ted Turner has quit Time Warner admist huge losses ....sure jump ship when it goes down huh ?

Christie Brinkley was out taking pictures of Billy Joel's mangled mercedes yesterday for some strange reason .....hmmm ?

MTV is giving Magic Johnson his own TV show .....again ?

This guy musta needed some serious forgiving ..A man charged with causing $60,000 of vandalism inside a South Philadelphia Catholic church around Christmas time allegedly told investigators that he did it after becoming frustrated that his lighter would not work when he tried to light a votive candle.

There are rules to a good Tuna Melt and here they are ...

A Kansas man was arrested for urinating of packaged chicken in the supermarket ...I dont make this up !!

Play " The Ozbournes " ...the game ....funny !

Take the " Dukes of Hazzard" quiz ...

This is Revenge at it's finest ...man is this guy pissed !

Hey J Lo , you got something hanging out there ..!@#

How bout Diane Lane ...remember streets of fire ??

And a topless Ashley Judd ...Nice ..

SBC claims patent on website features

Here's a good one. SBC (SNET's parent company) owns a patent that claims to cover any static, linked information (such as frames, banners, menus, etc) that are displayed on a web page while other sections of the page change. What fucking moron at the Patent Office granted them this patent? Anyway, SBC is now testing the waters with their "patent" by going after "little guys" who can't afford to fight back. Here are the actual patent documents if you want to read it.

Here's an optical illusion.

The granddaughter of the late Aristotle Onassis, becomes one of the world's richest people when she turns 18 Wednesday, inheriting a cool $2.7 billion.

The Supreme Court turned down Mattel's "Barbie Bimbo" appeal.

Now we're talking: Nearly 1 million people have signed-up for the $20 CD refund.

The world's most expensive cell phone: $19,000. Designed for idiots who would spend $19,000 on a cell phone.

Cool photo of a giant water spout.

The other day I told you about the ticket to heaven you could buy. Well, if you think you may be heading in the other direction, get some insurance.

Well, you can't sell your piss in Arkansas anymore.

Danny Miller was horrified when a pet groomer used his dog, Mocha, as a mop, to clean up a puddle of urine.

Ladies: You can now become a virgin again.

Interesting site: What ever happened to...

Rich's Humpday Happenings

First and Foremost I would like to thank papajoe26 and BMcManus for there reassuring emails about the RSV virus my son has developed , it's nice to know people care ...thanks guys !

We have had a recent surge in Quote Contest entries yesterday , lets see if we can get a couple more today ..here is the Contest Photo again ...and as always email all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok lets do this like brutus .....

Why are we pushing the whole "birthplace of George W Bush" campaign lately when he has never even recognized New Haven as his birthplace ??..Youve probably seen that sign on 91 in new haven that says it , well did you know that the sign cost the taxpayers $2700.00 and here we are laying prison guards off ??...are we a fucked up state or what ???

World Trade Center workers have developed Ear, Nose and Throat problems since the cleanup ??

After a great premiere of the Jimmy Kimmel show during which actor George Clooney passed around a bottle of vodka and an audience member vomited, the bar that serves drinks to audience members has been shut down.....

No peanuts for you tubby ..US commuter airlines will weigh passengers for the next month to determine whether heavier travellers are a safety threat to small aircraft.

I dont know if this is good luck but a man's jeep rolls 5 times, gets thrown 20 feet in air and survives by landing in powerlines

You hate all those Popup ads ??..Free popup stopper...... Get em while they're hot !!

If you are not exactly sure how to kick a guy in the nuts ...here are the horrible details !!

This is a day too late but what the hell ??....State of the Union Address drinking game...Im drunk now !!

Go ahead , get up from behind your desks and do the Peanut butter and Jelly dance .....do it !!

Donalds daughter Ivanka Trump ....Hot !

I got some Ally Baggett For Daveyboy !!!

Ohh Anna .....nice ass !!

See you all tommorow

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

Well it was a tough day yesterday in the richie household , My newborn got infected with the RSV virus and couldnt breath so we had to rush him to the hospital and he was admitted and is still there today ...all you parents should read up on this RSV virus because this time of year everyone is inside it is very likely that children can come down with it .

So with that said , lets do a short one cause I have to get back to the hospital in a little while ......

Two young men killed their mother and covered up the act by chopping off her head and hands the way they saw it done on ''The Sopranos,'' ...ya nice cop out boys !!

Well thats it ,The last Pro Sports affiliate is leaving New Haven ...The New Haven Ravens are being sold and will leave next year .....leaving New Haven with no sports teams ....how sad !!

101 greatest porn tapes of all time reviewed and I have about half of them ...Yippie !!

Ohh dont do it to me ...Kylie Minogue’s undies?....... The singer is launching a range of satin, lace and fishnet lingerie in Britain called Love Kylie

This was the best commercial in yesterdays Superbowl ...Terry Tate ..Office Linebacker ...Funny , Funny Shit !Thanks EKuryluk

Meet Super Greg and his cool ass friends ....Fuckin dorks !!

Play Piss away ..empty those bladders !

Jessica Simpson has a beautiful ass ....

Kirsten Dunst Took em out , Yah she did !

Alyssa Milano's Lesbo scene ....HERE ....And HERE ....and HERE

And You boys are Welcome !!!!

Better Late than Never !!

Contest winner JaBarry2 emailed me this morning , I guess he had no internet access all weekend he just got the email this morning .....So here is the winner column that was supposed to go in this mornings column

JaBarry writes : "What a great weekend for sports! Nice to see the Huskies break that 2 game slide. Let's hope tonight the break their road losing streak when they had down to MSG to battle St. John's. What about last night's game! Growing up in Colorado and being a Broncos' fan, the only thing better than seeing Al Davis being totally humliated was the Broncos' back-to-back wins. How sweet it is! I love the DC, great stories, time-wasting games, but most of all I love those pics! Keep up the great work guys. GO HUSKIES!"

See you all tommorow !!

Spy program denied funding

The Senate voted to deny funding for the Total Information Awareness program, designed to spy on Americans. So, for the moment it's on hold

That nasty worm that infected the net this weekend may strike again today.

In Thailand, the winner among participants in illegal motorcycle races now gets to take home his rival's girlfriend for a night.

Bored with your toilet paper? Here's a place where you can get just about every kind of toilet paper imaginable.

This thing's pretty cool: A virtual kaleidescope.

Whatever turns you on. Girls brushing their teeth.

Have I posted this before? Doesn't matter, I still want one. The Incredible Rubberband Machine Gun.

Looking for a ticket to heaven? Well, you can buy one here.

Here's what happens when you put a Palm Pilot in the oven.

Interesting hobby: moist towelette collecting.

Bored? See how fast you can spank the monkey.

Richie's Monday Contest Winners Column

Well here are after a great game last night ( unless your a Raiders Fan)..and the Bucs smoked em good after everyone but me (check the discussion forums) said they were going to lose , Oh well it's monday again and we know what that means ....It's Contest winner time ...First of all here is last weeks picutre

And the winner is Jabarry2 with the quote "John McCloud thought the man was singing,"Hey you get off my cloud," when in fact he was shouting, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

Unfortunatly Jabarry never responded to the emails so there is no winner's column this week ..maybe next week ?!@

Second place went to Jeff K with "Halloween costume? What Halloween costume?"

And third place went to Jctoste with "You let one guy screw you in the ass and he gets stuck. I need a beer! "

And here is the NEW CONTEST PHOTO..good luck to all and dont forget to send those entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok here we go ....

First of all I thought the REEBOK commercial with the office linebacker was the funniest shit I have seen in a while !!

Six retail record store chains--hurting from competition from CD burning, online music and large discount stores--are teaming to offer consumers digital music downloads in their stores and over the Internet

Blah , Vould you like to ride Da Log Flume ???

Ok , this might be the most disturbing thing I have ever posted ...on this page is the first post on the top ..click on the picture attachment and then read all the comments ....I think it's called Ill ??

Get your Porn star action Figures here ...Im so gonna get one !

This one is for all you woman when the Protien goes Flying ....It comes in different colors too .

Geena Davis lettin it all hang out at the Golden Globes

Being a little naughty lately and worried when you die your gonna go down instead of up ?..well by some insurance that makes sure you go up !!!

This one is for the GUYS ONLY!!!!! ...Jerk your own adventure ...Funny stuff !

Ok ....Tiffani Amber Thiessen and Jamie Pressely French Kissing ....ohh my worD !!

Estella Warren Topless ..

Internet Attack

Did you have a problem getting to websites and getting your email yesterday? You weren't alone. A massive worm attack was the cause. Who's to blame? Um, Microsoft of course.

Some quick tits: A "downblouse" look at Serena Williams, and Suzanne Somers nearly pops out of her top as she posed with her new star on the Hollywood walk of fame.

Here's a handy online calculator for work.

As an animal lover, I hate people who beat animals: A man who was trying to beat his dog to death with his gun was killed when the gun discharged and killed him. Oops.

National Geographic has a swimsuit issue?

A British radio station has pleaded guilty to injuring four listeners who suffered severe frostbite on their asses after sitting on dry ice for a contest.

Thanks for the Amanda Peet shot, Richie. Here's one of your favorites in return.

Common mistake: Chicago police busted two guys for what they thought was possession of more than $660,000 worth of pot, found in a pickup truck last month. It turned out to be hay from a Roman Catholic church's nativity scene.

Bored of the same of old sex? Try this sexual position generator.

How long can you hold this button?

Okay, happy Super Bowl.

Rich's Weekend Joint !

Sorry for no column yesterday but I had to pull a double at work and Yada,Yada, Yada..get it ??

We have a contest winner this week so check your mailbox to see if you won ...OHHH by the way I hear there might be DAILY COLUMN TSHIRTS in the works for our regular contributor and contest winners so if you havent signed up yet ...do that today @!

Ok, here we go ....

Here is a quarter by quarter breakdown of all the commercials during the Superbowl .

It's about time but Britney Spears finally has a stalker ..

Traffic on the Internet slowed dramatically for hours early Saturday, the effects of a fast-spreading, virus-like infection that overwhelmed the world's digital pipelines and broadly interfered with Web browsing and delivery of e-mail.

Superbowl in Hartford someday?? ....Not out of the question says NFL Commishioner Paul Tagliabue .

Can you tell a male from a female ....you think so huh ...go see !

Make your Computer CAT-FREE .

This is new airport security ...run your mouse over her body .Thanks Dave

Girls just have no idea how to have cyber sex ...and here are the Instant Messages to prove it !

For al you MTV's REAL WORLD fans ... here is annoying BETH
nude ( which dont make her so annoying anymore)

Peter's Favorite Amanda Peet naked ..

The verdict is still out on Gwen Stefani .

Pamela Anderson pullin them OUT !!

Have a great Superbowl and Be safe driving ...SEE you monday morning !

Short one today

Nell Carter, from the 80s sitcom "Gimme a Break!" died.

A Swedish man, upset after his wife filed for divorce, cashed in all $81,300 of his stocks and mutual funds and burned it.

President Bush -- unmasked.

Here's a cool site.

Create-a-fart.

For all you conservatives: Republican Babe of the Week.

Ruin someone's day: Here's a site that reveals the ending to films that are still in theaters.

And finally, a new Britney see-thru shot.

Fucking cold out there, huh?

R. Kelly was arrested again on additional child porn charges.

A woman who was caught driving with a dog on her lap, four dogs in the passenger seat and 22 more dogs in the back seat was banned from driving for a year yesterday.

"American Idol" has been sued a 50-year-old college professor for violating anti-age discrimination laws. They wouldn't let him audition because he was "too old."

Arnold Schwarzenegger is suing an Ohio card dealer for $20 million for using a thumbprint-sized photo of him in an ad without his permission.

A basketball-sized chunk of blue ice from an airliner (basically frozen piss and shit) crashed through a roof and landed in the bedroom of a 13-year-old California girl.

Celebrities in visible thongs.

WRIF in Detroit is having a Sexiest Secretary contest. In fact, look at all these contests they have. You know why? Because they are owned by a small, private company that owns 3 stations. That means they give their stations the freedom to run themselves like radio stations, instead of forcing them adhere to rules and regs set in place by idiots in corporate boardrooms.

By the way, I'd love to do something similar around here, but no one ever sends any photos.

Boobies.

Sorry.

This is cool. Build your own storm.

Yes, It is Fuckin Cold out there Peter !!

Well only one more day for the Picture Contest and we have alot of funny ones in already ..Here is the Contest Photo one more time

Ohh and thanks to whoever it was that came into the Reef tuesday night and asked for me because he liked the column , sorry I work on Thursdays and Saturdays but thanks for thinking of the DC when you were eating ...

Ok , Lets get ready to Rumble ......

The two Bronx parents with the fat kids who tried to blame McDonalds for there kids being fat had there case thrown out yesterday ....Ya , McDonalds must have been giving the food away for you to eat it , right ?

Well the bullshitters Cloneaid are at it again , they claim that a 3rd baby clone was born to Japanese parents yesterday but they still cant even back up the first one yet .

In NHL news , Edmonton coach Craig MacTavish ripped out the Calgary mascot's tongue after he hung over the boards a little to low .....Silly Dog !

Here's One ...It was a hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-hit-and-run....thats gotta hurt !

I know times are tough but Congress spent $10 million investigating each inch of Clinton's penis but only will spend $3 million investigating all of 9/11 ??

You know that the Miller Lite Girl Kitana Baker also does porn right ...well she does and here are the pics ....( I hope this works for most of you )

Undress Jessica all by yourself !

If you havent gotten Spamfree.net yet and have been spammed lately , write some spam back to the people who send it to you ....Revenge !!!

Play the Old School CASTLEVANIA game online ...

Ohh Shit , Its the Fashion Police ...hide your dickies !!

For all of you WWF Fans...Remember The PUPPIES" ?!@

Rich's Humpday Happenings

It has come to my attention that some people (the guys) come here and look at the naked chicks and go to the discussion forums ...now dont get me wrong, I like looking at naked chicks just as much as the next man but there are a lot of good stuff in our daily columns such as funny movies, wierd stories and cool games ..Take the time and check out everything , there is alot of stuff you can send to your friends that dont come to this site (which is a whole another thing) !!

Dont Forget the CONTEST PHOTO for this week and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com...ohh and Sid , you got me !!( inside joke )

Ok enough of my frigin whining .......

Hmmm , I dont know what to think of this but In a victory for the music industry, a federal judge yesterday ordered Verizon Internet Services to hand over the identity of a customer who had downloaded more than 600 songs from the Internet in a single day.

File this one under DUMBASS ...Screeners find loaded handgun in Northwest Airlines pilot's carry-on bag at LaGuardia.

Not a bad idea ..A coupon-clipper looking to score a new car got the run-around when he presented a dealer with $41,400 worth of coupons.

If you watch "The Shield " on FX , your gonna dig this game .

I think it's funny but A man who erased his drunk-driving record from a police computer and replaced it with a winking "smiley face" graphic ended up with a suspended license and a fine when police failed to see the funny side.

For all of you who missed it , American Idol started again last night , and this is the only time I watch it cause I love watching all those terrible singers ...very , very funny !!!

Mariah is lookin bootylicious !!

UMMMM ? ..this is for the ladies ... Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation...im gonna leave it alone , im gonna leave it alone , is there an echo in here ????

Get your free lapdance online .

420 times , the online hemp and marijuana magazine has a girl of the month section and they are naked !!!...can you say skank ??

How the fuck did Steve Sommers from 90210 end up with this girl as his wife ???

This guy did a picture chronical of himself growing his hair for 4 years and every picture this tool has a girls doo ...go figure ?

Elizabeth Hurley is still hot !

Duct tape and other stuff...

Cool! Now you can get the latest in duct tape fashions!

Here's a site dedicated to the letter "M".

Coll! Try this virtual food fight!

For people who want to scan their cats. Check it out- some funny pictures....

A collection of strange clipart.

Try this cool stare fight game (with a scary green eyed lady named sally)!

Card trick

Virtual paper doll of Tinky Winky (from that freakish teletubbies show that I will never let my son watch.)

That's all for now!

Bunch of fun stuff

Killjoys! San Francisco has banned the Segway from its sidewalks.

Ah, what the President must put up with.

Courtney's hot.

British rocker Robbie Williams has said he believes music piracy is a "great" idea.

Like strippers dance? Well, now you can get your own pole for in-house shows. And there's a website that has tons of info on pole dancing.

Hey guys, are you considering getting "snipped?" MyVasectomy.com has all of the info (and photos) you need.

Introducing the "willy brush."

Stupid egg tricks.

And finally, watch this Lifeguard Bathroom Break video. It's hilarious. (From the Jamie Kennedy Experiment)

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

What's up everyone , Well it's back to work for most of you ..I hope all your Martin Luther King parties went well .

We had a couple really good entries for the Contest yesterday ...keep it up ....here is the photo for all of you who didnt visit us yesterday ..CONTEST PHOTO

Here we go again .....

I know you all remember Screech from Saved by the bell , Well here is his website and you have to look at the guestbook ...It's so sad and funny all at the same time ?!

Give your computer that outdoorsy look with this stuff .

Man O Man , Is this annoying or what ??

Ever want to make it with your loveseat ???...Well check out furniture porn ..No Really !@#$

This is really really cool , it is a girl you can talk to and she will answer all your questions ....check it out !

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa ...I think im gonna be sick !

For all of you who dont know , This is Opie & Anthony giving this poor lady the run around when she calls into the show ...real funny stuff ...Godamn I miss them !!

Sweetie Ali Larter all whipped creamed up !

A Killer Golf Game ...FFFOORREE .

This is Pulp Fiction done by Star Wars .....Funnny Stuuuff ..!@#

Spring Break is right around the corner ....Nekkid College chicks . !

Sorry for my absence

Sorry folks. I've been busy programming all weekend and didn't have time to post to the Column. Okay, let's see what's going on.

This is funny.

NBC's news magazine "Dateline" will have an in-depth examination of Michael Jackson's face.

On this 100th Anniversary of the Wright Brother's first flight, some believe that the first flight took place here in Connecticut.

Would you pay for radio?

Did you see the Golden Globe Awards? What was up with this outfit that Lara Flynn Boyle was wearing? Best top of the night was Sharon Stone's, which was pretty damn see-thru.

Impaled garden gnomes?

According to this site, a fart is a beautiful thing and should not be wasted or God will hate you.

If you're into belly buttons, this page is for you.

I don't usually put hardcore shots on the site, but this is funny: Porn for the blind. (Turn you speakers up, but not too loud)

Bored? Here's a fun game: Space Cab. And this is harder than it sounds: Keyboard Twister. (Make sure your CapsLock is on.) And this is very cool. Make a virtual model of yourself or someone else. I made one of Laurie.

Rich's Monday Contest Winner Column

Hey Everyone ..Happy Martin Luther King day to all . I hope everyone had a great weekend and I didnt see any of you at the Bar this weekend or at least no one came up and introduced themselves to me .

First of all here is last weeks contest photo

The Contest winner has been chosen and the winner is BRODIEBGOOD with the funny quote "You tackle him, I'll get the ball retreiver..."...and to the victor goes the spoils ...here is Brodie's own paragraph( I like how he thanks laurie too ) ...
"I WON! I WON! I WON!!!! I' ve never won anything in my whole life! I didn't think this could happen to me!! Somebody pinch me - please!! I want to thank Rich, Peter, Laurie, Starbuck and LilSis, this is a great site. I love the fun games, links and especially the nekid ladies! Well enough ass kissing for now, let me step up on the old soapbox here. Does anyone reading this message feel that 9/11 has changed them in any meaningful, lasting way? For a few months afterwards, everyone seemed to be more understanding of each other, a bit kinder. I have noticed that for many people, these feelings have dissipated over the last six months and people are returning to their previous behavior. I had a guy jump out of his car screaming at me last week because I did not turn fast enough for him. Has anyone noticed this too? I think the world just needs a big enema. Can I get an Amen? Thanks for listening (reading actually) Brodie

Second place went to Spunky14u with "After years of sexual harassment Tiger's caddy makes a break for it."

And Third place went to Boogietrunks with "PGA Officials decided to cancel next year's San Francisco Open"

And here is This Weeks Contest Photo" target=_blank> and dont forget to send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com..Good Luck !!

Lets do this like Brutus ....

Well it's official ..Its the Raiders against the Buccaneers in the Superbowl .

The suspected ringleader behind the kidnapping of a Connecticut multimillionaire has been taken into custody in Canada

This isnt a good thing to hear but A TOOLKIT TO protect unauthorised copying of CDs was introduced by Microsoft over the weekend.

Back in February, Ali Davis began keeping this journal of stories about her experiences working at a PORN video store. For a while, it was a well kept secret how good her journal was. Then she appeared on NPR's "This American Life" and all hell broke loose.

For all of you disturbed people who dont want to grow up ..there are ADULT baby clothes ..No really !!!

As it is custom in Denmark, if you turn 25 without being married, you get cinnamoned....and his friends hired a stripper then poured tons of cinnamon all over him ...here are the pictures !!

AWWWWW ..this has gotta hurt !!

This guy is sick of his computer always overheating and Blows the fucking thing sky high ...check it out !!

This is the only website that doesnt suck shit (according to them) ..and its calle "FUCK EVERYTHING .com"

And I ran , I ran so far away ....Here is your site to get every 80's teeshirt there was ....check it out and remenise ...

Top heavy model Jordan goes topless on a beach in the Islands ...WOW !!

Christina Applegate lost her top ....Yippie ..

Two words ...CARMEN ELECTRA !!

RICHIE

Friday Fun

Play celebrity Tetris

Cool stickers for your toilet...

Enjoy this fun coloring book!

Last meal requests from Texas death row inmates.

Watch out for those new penguins!

I'm sure many of you would enjoy this...fly naked!

I can't believe that there is really a website dedicated to this, but here's up to date news about dumbass Robert Blake and his murder case....

That's all for now! Have a good weekend!

A mind is a terrible think to waste

Oops. Two MIT students bought 158 used hard drives at secondhand computer stores and on eBay. Of the 129 drives that functioned, 69 still had recoverable files on them and 49 contained "significant personal information," including medical correspondence, love letters, pornography and 5,000 credit card numbers.

What?!! He must have lost his mind! A 36-year-old-man has killed himself with a home-made guillotine.

How'd you like to be a cop stuck driving around in this patrol billboard? (Hmm. I wonder if they'd run an ad for thedailycolumn.com?)

Funny pic: Here's rooster, sitting on a monkey, sitting on a goat, sitting on a donkey.

Hmm. I wonder why Reuters chose this particular shot of Gwyneth Paltrow (from last year's Oscar's) for yesterday's report on her nomination for a British theater award.

This guy designed, built, launched, and recovered his own high-altitude weather balloon. Cool aerial photos. (Thanks, Geoff)

From the "No shit, Sherlock" department: According to a study of emergency room patients, people who drink and smoke pot at the same time may be injury-prone. They also concluded that people who eat an entire box of prunes will be shit-prone.

An ice gondola.

Excellent shot of Neptune. And one of Uranus.

Um, you may want to avoid this one. A Los Angeles porn maker just finished shooting a gang bang featuring 50 guys weighing over 300 pounds each and a normal-sized gal.

Gisele Bundchen has rejected a multi-million dollar offer to be the face of Clonaid. (The weirdo cult-based company that claimed to have cloned a human.)

That's it. Goin to sleep.

Rich's Pre Weekend Jam !!

Well here we are and the weekend is upon us and it is going to be a real chilly one so bundle up and drink lots of polish brandy ...preferably from me at Donovans Reef on saturday night ...

OOOhh Scary ...Saddam has said anyone who tries to attack his country will be defeated ..Umm didnt we already bitchslap this ass once before ??

A Jordanian couple who kept up a secret relationship by using a dog to carry their love letters were revealed when the woman's brother discovered one of the notes and then killed the DOG ??...what a fucking hero !!

Uhhhhh Duh !!...New McDonald's CEO says restaurant chain needs better-tasting food and faster service

Look at me being a good parent that I am ...A St. Louis company is recalling about 80,000 stuffed bears because the nose can be pulled off, posing a choking hazard to young children.

When keeping nude pictures of yourself on a school computer, remember to properly delete them before you leave...but im glad she didnt !

This is perfect for this time of year ..Alcohol and calorie content of about 200 popular beers.

This has to be the Dumbest person on the face of the earth ..Thief drops money, locks keys in getaway car, and shoots himself instead of police.

This one is for all those Pratt & Whitney workers this morning ....

This is great ..OLD SCHOOL PONG ..with a twist !!

Sarah michelle Gellar's Nipples ...Hello !?

These are for Daveyboy ..Alley Baggett..HERE ...and HERE

AND REMEMBER , LAST DAY FOR CONTEST ENTRIES !!

Yes, we have no bananas

Sen. Russ Feingold, D-Wisc., is planning to introduce a bill on Thursday to halt the Pentagon's Total Information Awareness program.

According to a recent study, surgeons accidentally leave surgical tools. etc. inside about 1,500 patients nationwide each year.

An idiot.

Uh oh! Scientists say bananas could disappear within 10 years. What are we gonna put on Rice Krispies?

Speaking of fruit, I thought these things grew in cans. (Like tuna.)

RawCatering.com offers a unique dining experience. Imagine having the food served to you on a beautiful nude woman's body.

A really bad driver in Australia has been banned from driving for the next 1,000 years. He must drive worse than you, Jen. (Inside joke, folks.)

Cool photo.

Play UN Weapons Inspector.

Watch this.

Smokers: Replace that useless floppy drive with a lighter.

I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

Finally, porn karaoke. (Turn the volume down if you are at work.)

Rich's Thursday's Stuff

Goddamn do I love WHOPPERS ...I havent had one in a couple years and bought a carton of them last night and went to town ......just thought I would share with you all ?

One More day left in the Contest ...So get those funny quotes in !!

John Lee Malvo , The D.C Sniper can be tried as an adult and better get the death penalty after the way those people were killed .

Joe Millionaire host says these women are not "Gold Diggers" ...is this lady smoking some of that good france weed or what ?

This is pretty interesting ...Russia's take on the whole US going to war with Iraq thing.

Ok , lets all say it together now ..DUMBASS !! ..Singer Bobby Brown has been ordered back to jail after a DeKalb County judge said Brown's televised appearance at the American Music Awards show violated his bond.

Sea sponges may hold cure for cancer. Except for those sponges living in pineapples under the sea named BOB .

Talk about being confident ...Tampa Bay Buccaneers are selling 2003 Super Bowl Champion merchandise on official website...Its because I picked them !

Welcome to the Schoolyard of terror ....funny !

Play Collapse ...great game .

This is the Worlds first Jet powered Beer Cooler ....god I cant wait till summer .

This is Kelly Brook , A U.K Model

And this is how Kelly Brook washes her car ..go figure ??
Washing #1 Washing#2

Giant lava lamp?

The folks in Soap Lake Washington are considering building a giant 60-foot-high lava lamp in the center of downtown in an effort to bring tourism back to their city. Here's some more info.

Nice top.

Serves him right: A rooster that was about to be set loose for a cockfight, attacked and killed its handler with the razor-sharp steel spikes strapped to its legs.

Great snow blower.

Something's fishy: A ghost ship full of rotting fish, but no crew or life rafts was discovered drifting off the remote northwest coast of Australia.

Britney Spears has a new boyfriend - Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit.

The Georgia Supreme Court struck down a 170-year-old state law that made it a crime for unmarried people to have sex. The Court ruled that they law violated the Georgia Constitution's guarantee of a right to privacy.

Jordan's breasts are too big for my taste, but I'm sure some of you will like them.

Nice asses.

Very cool. Our website name in nude letters!

There are some great discussions going on in the Forums, such as: Have you ever had a three-way? Who's got the best pizza? Who are the top 5 women/men your significant other would let you cheat with? What's digital camera should I buy? Do you shave your pubes? C'mon, register now to participate.

Remember the link to GiveBoobs.com from the other day? Well, here's GiveShlong.com

RICH'S HUMPDAY HAPPENINGS

Hey everyone , the contest entries picked up a little today but we got a long way to go to equal last weeks total ...let get to it !!

Here is this weeks CONTEST PHOTO ..and send to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok onto the funky shit ....

Here is a time lapse of the recovery of the U.S.S Cole(the ship that got a hole blown in the side by a suicide bomber) ....really cool !

Check this shit out ...Lying dormant in virtually every digital cable box in America is technology that can prevent viewers from recording certain programs to watch them later. Soon, several Hollywood studios are planning to tell cable operators to flip the switch.

This is a killer Dirt Bike game that I cant stop playing .

With all this cold weather , this is going to fit nice ...The Worlds top ten sexist Beaches ..Ahhh nicccee !!!!!!

Woman are dopey , it's official : Women shelling out $2,500 for a breast enlarger you hook up to the telephone.

God Damn ..literally ...295 kids going to hell because baptisms weren't performed properly

This lady puts animals in her bra ?? ..thanks brodiebgood

Do you know your Schitt ??..we will see ??

Fred Durst is a lucky, lucky man !!

Christina has a new profession when the singin is over ..

One for the guys ....ya, Jenna Jameson aint the hottest chick around huh ?

My grandmother would kick your ass for this ...

REMEMBER TO JOIN THOSE DISCUSSION GROUPS !!!!

No smelly people allowed

Pete Townshend has now been arrested on suspicion of possessing child pornography.

Bend, Oregon has banned anyone who "emanates a grossly repulsive odor that is unavoidable by other Bend Extended Area Transit customers" from being in the bus station or on a bus. Hmm. This sounds like it may be a "freedom of expression" case.

Some guy tried to sell his entire family on eBay.

It's official. Joe's running for Prez.

Nice top.

Why do these stories make the news? A bunch of idiots in Canada believe they see an image of the "Virgin Mary" in a picture window. (It couldn't possibly just be a reflection, some glare or some dirt, huh?)

This is pretty bright hacking idea: Some Saudi Arabian hackers broke into Texas A&M University's phone system and then rerecorded a bunch of outgoing voice mail messages to say "Hello" when picked up. After a pause long enough for an operator to ask, "Will you accept the charges?," the message said "yes."

WTF?

Here's one of the two girls in the new Miller "cat fight" commercial, nude.

Some more requests...

The West Wing's Emily Procter

Pink

That 70's Show's Mila Kunis

Rich's Tuesday Tidbits

I had that Miller Lite Girl link all ready and Peter beat me to it , Son of a Bitch !!!

Anyways , here we go ....

Donr forget the CONTEST PHOTO this week ...and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Two men and a juvenile were charged Monday in connection with the abduction of one of the country's wealthiest men, Kidnapping is so 1979 ...Aint it ??

With Ozzy & Gang hosting and swearing up a storm last night , The biggest winners turned out to be MIAs at the 30th annual AMAs, including Eminem who won a leading four American Music Awards.

You could have seen this coming a mile away but State high school officials are investigating whether basketball star LeBron James broke any eligibility rules with his new car(a $50,000 Hummer)...This kid is going to be the #1 pick in the NBA and skip college , dont you think colleges are going to try and change his mind ??

This story makes doing this column everyday all worth while ...Jennifer Aniston uses tape to prevent boobie spotting.

Go Figure ??..18-34 year olds prefer going snowboarding, hitting bars, and having cell phones to having health insurance.

Now I dont want to see any of you on the Q Bridge with cinder blocks tied around your ankles but Jennifer Connely got married !!

UMMMM ????....Man dies after trying to enlarge his boobies at home with silicone and a syringe

AHH the 80's ....Do the Rubik's Cube online ...FUN

Watch this ...pretty funny !

How to tell someone to fuck off and other curse words in 51 languages .

Hey J LO !!

She makes want to run out and get some Doritos ..Ali Landry

Ok , dont forget the Discussion Forums , they are going great and if you havent contributed yet ...do that today , you wont regret it !!!

Richs Monday Contest Winner column

Sorry so late on today's column , my monitor blew up this morning right in the middle of doing my column , the power of the DC is overwhelming !!

Well this was another one of those weeks with the contest that there were just to many funny quotes to mention so I picked my top three and the rest are going to get posted too because they were all that funny .

Here is Last Weeks Contest Photo to remind all of you .

And the winner is LURBS & XIONPETE with the quote "'Why you should learn to think outside the box'"...and to the victor goes the spoils..First we hear from Xionpete : It is so difficult to think of where to begin, but I should start with Thanks to Peter and Rich and Lil Sis for making the work day seem so short when you get caught up looking at all the news and playin all the games (which run well past the time i get for lunch and break)...and who can leave out the photos..?? I really dont want to go crazy writing my thoughts and views so i will keep it pretty simple. If anyone has or knows anyone who has the Birthday June 27th, 1979 I would like to hear from them..Yes its a bit odd, but so far, i have not met anybody with my birthday. So pass it along and e-mail me @ xionpete@aol.com. Keep up the great work guys..

And then Lurbs : Hey everybody. I'd first like to thank the academy for this great honor. I guess my twisted sense of humor has finally paid off, it usually just gets my ass kicked. I'd like to also thank my good friend Boogietrunks in FLA for sending me the link to this site in the first place. Last but certainly not least, I want to thank these guys for writing this awesome column everyday, it takes my mind off work which is important when you absolutely hate your job. Keep up the good work.

Second place went to JAMBO with : ""Ok....now wiggle around....I can't...See?!? Tight, isn't it"

Third place went to KASLEN264 with: " Open a little wider, i need more light. Ok there it is, i see the board that i had strapped across my ass earlier. "

And here are the rest because they were all so damn funny :

Chefdave with : "lorie is actually the boston strangler she has been getting away with this for years!!"

SSantello with : "The true definition of muff diver......"

Brodiebgood with: "The first born of 2003 - 6' 3" 184 lbs. Our little guy."

Rbartholomew with : "Bored with the usual bobbing for apples, Mary decided to liven up the party a bit..."

Jeff K with : "...found the remote!!!"

Pplucienik with : "Damn, It's a bitch changing the light bulbs in here!"

Mleblanc with : " I said, 'get your head out of YOUR ass!!!' ......."

TeTexec with : "AAAAA AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGHH HHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!!!!!!! ......cough! cough!.. ahem . cough!.... ahem... Ok now where was I?Oh yeah,AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAUUUU UUUUGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

SSGG11 with : " Honey are you sure this is where you parked the car"

Darnoc69 with : "Nope, keys aren't in here!"

Redsoxmike with : "I told you I was tight."

Papajoe26 with : "firefighter John Smith is seen comforting Billy Jones
who feel into the hole 3 days ago"

GMhill5656 with : "Mike's new attitude for the new year to go at life head first"

Zshark with :"I knew I was hungry, but I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!"

Edmilnes with : " You mean you said head bang the RUNT ?"

Stimpy with "Do you hear that echo...echo...echo?"

Janderson with : For the last time, I don't have your keys.

Evilsid with :"leave it to men, they try for nine months to get out, then they spend the rest of their lives tryin to get back in!!! "

TKO60552 with : ""My big head is trying to find my little head. HELP!! "

Scott Shipley with "That's not what I meant when I told you to find my G-spot!"

Here is this weeks Contest Photo ...and remember to send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , enough of this shit , it is onto the good stuff ..

Ahh, Ahh , Ahh , AHH ..not stayin alive ...Maurice Gibb Died yesterday .

Joe Lieberman annoced his plan to run for president today ...HE GOT MY VOTE !!

A Russian man who murdered his friend in a drunken argument and then minced and flavored his body for a meal, was jailed for 12 years

Now you know why we make fun of women drivers ...A woman in Scotland has emerged as one of the world's most prolific parking offenders.

Now this website is the SHIT ....and you can vote on it !!

Go ahead and shake that ass ...we dont care ...!!!

Was Kid Rock really Vanilla Ice's brother before he was "The American Badass " ...you decide ?

Play Stash the Stash ..one of the best games I have played so far .

Check out Josie Maran..awwww

Ok , again sorry about the delay !!

Bugs, bugs, bugs

Steve Case is resigning from AOHELL Time Warner.

Scott Ginsberg wondered what would happen if he wore a name tag all of the time. He's been wearing one for over two years.

Bored? This is fun. Use a snowplow to clear all the snow out of the parking lot. Here's another jet pack game. It's difficult. Play some ultimate soccer. Or, if you're really bored, just barcode yourself.

Hey, don't forget to sign up for a claim in the CD Settlement.

Ordinary women from all around the world - nude.

Here's a cool gadget. Pino, a humanoid robot.

A great collection of tits.

And, a few more requests...

Anna

Cindy

Estella

Christina

By the way, if you see portions of the text in this column disappear from time to time, it's not you, and it's not me. It's Internet Explorer 6.x. It has a nasty bug with style sheets. I've tried everything to get rid of them, but it looks like we have to wait til the folks at Micro$oft fix it.

There's also a bug in the Discussion Forum software. Even if you select "Log me on automatically each visit" when you log in, more often than not, it won't. Gotta wait til the folks who write that software fix that too.

Sunday afternoon quickie

The Who's Pete Townsend issued this statement after his name was linked to a police investigation of Internet child pornography.

The governor of Illinois has granted clemency to more than 150 death row inmates two days before he is scheduled to leave office. He reduced their sentences to a maximum of life in prison.

Maurice Gibb of the Bee Gees, died today. He was 53.

A U.S. District Court judge has ruled that a lawsuit against the makers of Kazaa could proceed in California, even though it is based in Vanuatu, in the South Pacific Ocean, since Kazaa had been downloaded and used by millions of Californians.

From the makers of the Compressed Meal Entree and the Shelf-Stable Pocket Sandwich comes the "Transdermal Nutrient Delivery System," better known as the "Food Patch."

Good news if you use one of those oscillating power toothbrushes. A new study shows it removes up to 11 percent more plaque and reduced bleeding of the gums by up to 17 percent more than manual toothbrushes.

Here's the original recipe for Coca Cola.

Minor change to Discussion Forums

I changed things around a bit in the Discussion Forums. Since the General Discussion area has become a free-for-all area (that's a good thing not a bad thing) I made a separate forum for Comments on The Daily Column postings only.

Oh, and lemme clear something up on the Forums. You guys can break each others balls and goof on each other. That wasn't the problem with the old Comments area. What you can't do is be nasty to each other. Light-hearted ball breaking is fine.

A Lithuanian teen struck and killed a guy, and then he took off. When he got home, he found out the guy he hit was still under the car.

Check out the cover of the February 2003 issue of GQ magazine. It shows a digitally modified photo of actress Kate Winslet to make her appear thinner.

WorldCom is considering a name change to distance itself from its scandalous past. How about Scumbag Communications? Yeah, I like that.

New York's Old Homestead restaurant has introduced a 20-ounce hamburger made from ultra-tender Kobe beef. It costs $41.

500 original Beatles tapes that had been stolen in the 1970s, and some of which contain tracks which had never been released have been found after police cracked a piracy racket.

Coming up for next Christmas, a cool new Mini PC.

You long-time computer users will remember these: Low-rez CGA porn.

A new anti-theft device.

This is useful: How to swear in 51 different languages.

Also useful: How to be annoying.

Just some stuff

Happy Friday!

Try this fun game! Make the pig puke!

Many. many movie scripts...

Find the gravesite of your favorite famous dead person!

This just might be Peter's other website...he can burp the vowels and sometimes "Y"!

Spooky! Web Ouija Board!

This is strange, but fun. Weiner dog races!

That's all for now!

Great job with the forums

You are all doing great with the Discussion Groups. Great questions, great answers. Keep it up.

Okay, let's see what's going on...

Did you hear about this? This story is incredible. The Smoak family was traveling through Tennessee on their way home from a New Years vacation. When they stopped to get gas, James Smoak accidentally left his wallet on the roof of the car. When they got on the interstate, the money from his wallet started flying all over the highway. Another driver who saw the cash flying around, called the police to report a possible carjacking. So, the Tennessee Highway Patrol pulled the car over, and they ordered James, his wife Pam and their 17-year old son, Brandon, out of the car. The three were then ordered to their knees and handcuffed. They pleaded with the officers to closed the car doors so that their dog would not get out. The officers refused to close the doors, and sure enough, "Patton" jumped out of the car, playfully wagging its tail and sniffing the grass. Then, as the dog romped toward the family, one of the officers aimed his shotgun at the dog's head and killed him. (There's a video of the incident on this page.)

Italian scientists have discovered the "beer gut" gene.

A (very stupid) judge in Montana ruled that when dealing with a schizophrenic criminal, Miranda warnings (you know, "you have the right to remain silent...") have to be given to each personality. What a fucking buffoon.

This guy has taken a photo of himself and posted it on his website everyday since 1998. (Fair warning, it's a huge page)

Clint Eastwood's daughter Alison (31) will be in the February issue of Playboy.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this idiot suddenly had to sneeze?

Another request: Lucy Lui (from Charlie's Angels and Ally McBeal)

Twenty-three-year-old Michel wants bigger boobs, and she's asking everyone to help.

Now this is a great idea. Before you forward the next "unbelievable" story you receive (only to find out later it was unbelievable because it was a hoax) check in with this new hoax search engine.

Finally, this is just to fuck your eyes up.

Rich's Pre Weekend Jam

Well here we are the last day of the work week and are expecting some more frigin snow tonight into tommorow ...what the hell happened to global warming , im such a big fan of that and now it seems extinct ??

Anyways , here we go ....

Another frigin Virus ....dont people have better things to do ?..She may just be a skater girl, but teen singer Avril Lavigne now has the dubious honor of having a successful computer virus pay homage to her.

BBLLAAHH, I vant to save you live ! ..They say that the Saliva from a Vampire Bat could cure a stroke ..

A little job security for me ..A drink or two of alcohol every day -- or nearly every day -- seems to lower a man's risk of having a heart attack..THANKS DOC !

This was the valedictorian at Columbine high school , what an imagination ??...or what a nut ??

Let me introduce The Playahataz ...its just so sad !

So here is the question of the ages ....Which Macaroni and cheese are you ??

Zips in the wire , Zips in the wire ..we got charlie all over down here ....play Helicopter Gunner game !

Ok, THIS IS FUCKING GREAT ....Hire Ouchy the Clown ....please check this out !!

Britney Spears Nipple Slip..awwww shit !

Godamn Carmen Electra ...God Damn .

Rich's Thursday Thingies

Hey All , Sorry about no column yesterday but I have this frigin cold I cant kick and it is wiping me out so I fell asleep with my fingers on the keyboard and woke up at 6:30 am to my daughter slapping me in the head with her Dora Dora doll ....nuff said ?

Onto the things with the stuff ..

The picture quote contest is going great , we got tons of entries so far and there is only one more day to get all those in till I pick the winner ...here is the Contest Photo one more time .

Well for all you who like that Male Bashing , Vomit inducing show " Sex in the City " your day just got a little worse because they have decided to call it quits after this season .

Shit is just going from bad to worse..Now aluminum giant Alcoa is cutting 8000 jobs as part of a restructuring plan ...8000 JOBS !!!!

A computer error at St Mary Mercy hospital in Michigan has incorrectly listed all 8,500 patients as being dead.

I dont see a problem here but ... The male manager of a top women's soccer team has quit because he says lesbian affairs have destroyed their team spirit...just let me watch dammittt !!!!!

This is going to be useful ..Here is a list of every single Playboy model ever with picture ..ahhh nicccee .

Ever wonder if your favorite actress ever died in a movie ??..Well this site will tell you which movie and how she died .

This is pretty cool ..A Visual Thesauras

These guys got taken to the cleaners ( poor bastards) ..check out the most expensive fucks in history !

Kick a Field Goal ..Rugby Style ..Fun Game !!

Here is Gweneth Paltrow butt ass neeckid !

for those of you who dont know ..Jolene Blaylock

Have a Great day and dont forget about the Discussion Boards ....Join Them !

Free money

Good 'ole Mr. Blackwell named Anna Nicole Smith the worst dressed woman of 2002. Also named were Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Meg Ryan, Cameron Diaz, Princess Anne and Kelly Osbourne.

Cool! Beginning this Friday, you can bid on one of these SoloTrek Exo-skeletor Flying Vehicles for a starting bid of $50,000.00 on eBay. According to the manufacturer, you can takeoff vertically, hover for over 2 hours, reach speeds of up to 69 mph, travel over 100 miles and land literally anywhere. Here's a video of it in a hover. Pretty damn loud, huh?

A German family has kept a live eel in their bathtub for the last 33 years.

Apple has introduced a new 17" wide-screen laptop.

Here's a demo of the FBI's new Internet snooping program.

Free money, plus you get to fuck the record companies! Steve emailed me today asking about the CD Settlement, where anyone who bought a CD between January 1, 1995 and December 22, 2000 is entitled to between $5 and $20. Good question Steve. Yup, it's legit. Here's who's eligible:

1. You are a person or a business in the United States, AND
2. You purchased prerecorded Music Products from one or more retailers, AND
3. At least one Music Product was purchased between Jan. 1, 1995 & Dec. 22, 2000.

Apparently very few people are filling in the form. So, let's do our part. I want each and every TDC reader to fill in the form and get some money. It's easy, I just filled it in. Do what I did. I used a fake last 4 digits of my Social Security Number (they have no right to know it, and no need for it) and I left out my email address and opted to have them snail mail me. So, make sure you fill in the claim form for every person in your household and one for your business. Note: If you want some money, you must fill in the form by March 3, 2003. Thanks to Steve for pointing this out.

Look a the name of Arkansas State University’s head basketball coach.

Casket furniture?

Finally, how the hell did this deer end up 12-feet high in the crotch of a maple tree? Weird story.

Quick one

Been busy setting up the new SPAMFREE.NET offices. Just a quick one for today.

The new "Cadillac Sixteen" is made entirely of aluminum, and has a 1,000-horsepower, V-16 engine, with silk carpets, a crystal clock, smoked-glass roof, a chilled-champagne compartment and a rear seat that reclines into a bed. It costs $250,000.00. Here's another view.

In local news, police in Groton have arrested two local men they say used a counterfeit $20 bill to pay for a lap dance at a strip club.

Take a look at what some famous people would look like in full KISS makeup.

Believe it or not, the drink of choice for some homeless folks (to buy or steal) is Listerine. It's $3.99 for a 50-ounce bottle and it contains 27 percent alcohol, more than double the typical bottle of wine. Plus, it's legal to drink on the streets.

Check out this 500hp "concept" motorcycle.

An entire Caribbean island is up for auction on eBay. Before you get your hopes up, there's a minimum bid of $3 million. If you don't have enough money to bid on it, how about a half eaten slice of pizza instead?

All nude teen stick figures.

Are you incredibly lazy? Then this research study is perfect for you. Researchers want to determine the effects of a trip to Mars on the human body, so they are recruiting volunteers to stay in bed for eight weeks.

The Discussion Forums

Listen, The Discussion Forums are open and can really be good if we get all the people who read this column (which is alot of you ) to sign up and contribute to them , they are an open forum for your voice to heard..you can either bring up a topic and post it or comment on someone elses topic . You can talk about anything and everything , they are your forums to meet other DC readers .

It is very easy to get there , on the left of our Daily Columns on the front page there is a link that says Dissucussion forums , click on that , then you probably have to register from there which only takes a minute then there are two things to choose from . You can either take a poll or go to "My two cents" which is the main forum for discussion on just about anything you feel like or comment on other already posted topics , just look for the reply button and the rest is up to you .

I think this could really be a great part of this site if we all do our part to make it great , Im doing mine and so far it has been real positive !!!

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

Well where the hell has everyone been the last couple weeks ..we had a huge response to this week's contest picture on the first day and some real funny ones , this might be another week where all the entries get posted because some of them are that funny ...anyways , here is this weeks Contest Photo and send those entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , onto the stuff I mentioned ...

As a follow up on the story I posted yesterday about the dead 7 year old boy , well it seems the mother has been investigated 10 previous times for abuse and neglect ..but does the state of new jersey take those kids ...NO ..It is just another example of that states inability to handle it's DCF division .SAD !!

I got this from a reader Victor Guyer, Im not sure why he sent it to me but it has to do with a computer line of clothes ..So here it is and I always welcome things to be put on the site so feel free to send things to me .

Ill get the shovel and start digging my own hole because experts say People who are overweight at age 40 are likely to die at least three years sooner than those who are slim

The new Kevorkian ...Australia's leading euthanasia advocate Dr. Philip Nitschke, who has helped several terminally ill people end their lives, will fly to the United States on Wednesday to unveil his latest death machine.

Ok Rambo ..everybody take a frigin pill please ...An anti-terrorism squad raided the home of a Danish family after mistaking a light-hearted message on their answering machine for a hostage alert.

Who can make a bank job look like a joke , The candyman can ...An Arkansas man was arrested after police followed a trail of evidence from a bungled bank heist -- discarded wrappers from candy he allegedly stole and ate as he made his getaway

Get a Feta Pet ...Little to no care required ( maybe just a little dusting once in a while )

Britian has got to get a better Dental Plan !!

UMMMMM ??? ..UHHHHHH ??????? Im at a loss for words here ??

No need to go to the alley , Do a little Bowling right here

Courtney Love topless ..AAARGGGHH !!!

Kari Wuhrer HERE ..And HERE !!

Rich's Monday Winners Column

Ok, We have a winner this week in the picture quote contest ...first of all let me put up last weeks photo to remind all of you .

And the winner is ..JDWYS with the quote " ohhhhhh,winnie is the deep throat king!!! " ..So to the victor goes the spoils , here is his very own paragraph : " hello everyone, i just wanna say thanks to rich and pete for the awesome site they have here. ive been coming to this site for a few months and think it is great. lets keep those funny captions and requests for pics of hot women comin! ive been tryin to win this since it started and finally did! so for my prize id like more pics of laurie! haha just kiddin pete, unless youre ok with that then im serious :) any way thats all i i have to say, peace."...Great Job JDWYS !!

Secong place went to Chefdave with the quote " Backstage at the world barney tour security gaurd bill is caught sleeping after sex with all the props!!!!! "

And third place went to Hootie with the quote " Let's see, which one of you should I pick.Oh screw it I'll just sleep with all of you!!! "

Good job people !!

And here is the New Contest Photo for this week , it is a little nasty but I think it will make for some funny ass quotes so I really dont care !!
And remember to send all those funny entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Good Luck !!

Ok , onto the funky stuff ...

How frigin great was the Giants game yesterday ...and the outcome was even better !!!

It's Time to die ....Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has accused UN weapons inspectors of engaging in "intelligence work," rather than looking for weapons of mass destruction.

WHAT THE FUCK ?? ..The body of a 7-year-old boy who had apparently been dead for weeks was discovered yesterday in a storage bin in a house in Newark where his two hungry and freezing young brothers had been found in a locked basement on Saturday.

The Cookie Monster is a pussy compared to this lady.. A woman allegedly attacked a cookie-stand clerk at a Mall last week after she was told the particular treat she wanted was unavailable.

Is your family prepared for a Zombie Attack ???

Screw those Zombies , Make your own superhero to fight them !

Take the Age Quiz , you old bitties .

Barbie and Ken are getting it on , and all you pervert are gonna watch ..!@#$

It's the gift that keeps on giving , Send that special junkie in your life some Virtual Crack .

Britany's Ass ..are you kidding me ?

Ok, How many of you went to town after watching this as a teenage boy ??

Im going to post a new topic on the discussion board sometime today so be on the lookout for it and give me some good responses , you know you can say whatever it is you want on there , it is an open forum ..you can even post your own topic for everyone to comment on , its up to you .

Another cloned baby?

The Raelian cult claims to have delivered another cloned baby. As Starbuck had eluded to in an earlier column, what the fuck is with this woman's teeth? She inspired me to throw this together in Photoshop.

The Segway is apparently selling well at Amazon.com. Here's a video of it's "e-stand" (electronic kickstand) is action. Pretty amazing.

Topless soccer.

Here's a video of the hazards of naked skydiving.

Um, perhaps sticky rice dumplings is not such a great traditional Japanese holiday dish after all.

Continuing with requests...

Thanks for your requests

Looks like the police have a video of Diana Ross during her drunk driving arrest, but a judge wont let them release it.

Cool. A power company plans to build a 3,280ft tower in the outback of Australia that would be more than twice the height of the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur. Here's an artist's rendering.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, don't snag your dick on a cricket stick.

Two idiots carjacked a pizza delivery man's car, but gave up when they realized they couldn't drive a stick shift.

Ouch!! A beekeeper survived being attacked by 300,000 bee stings.

Did I already post this game? Half Pong, half bowling. It's fun.

Lot's of response to my request for requests yesterday. I'll post them a few at a time in no particular order.

C'mon, use the forums and take the poll

Um, no one has posted anything in the discussion forums and no one has taken the poll.

And how about some requests for naked women? Who do you want to see?

TV execs in Britain told Christina Aguilera that she had to clean up her act if she wanted to perform on a show aimed at kids.

Good news: Iran has decided to enter the 21st century and has put an end to stoning women for adultery.

This is very cool. Make sure you watch it to the end.

Since the Salvation Army preaches against gambling, it refused a $100,000.00 donation from a Florida Lottery winner.

Ask Ozzy.

Soon-to-be-former Governor Ventura got a Hummer.

This one is weird but cool. The guy put a tiny camera in his mouth with the lens pointing outward and took photos all day.

An overzealous meter maid in Seattle ticketed a guy for leaving his headlights on.

Rich's Friday's Doo Dads

Ok , I am going to be the first to post a topic in the discussion boards and you are all welcome to add your input on it ....ok ??

We are going to do it now ...

See the cloning people are starting to back away and lie already when questuioned ....Ill bet you it was all a scam !!

A judge is London made a ruling there are no laws forbidding possession of small amounts of marijuana...Smoke it if you got it !!

Pity poor Houston, TX -- dubbed the fattest city in the country for the third year in a row by Men's Fitness magazine. On the other end of the spectrum, Honolulu tops the list of fittest cities.

Amy Weber is sooo hot !

The Want a second date ??.. here is where to get it .

Welcome to the World of Cheese Racing ...thats right you heard me right !

The future of SUV's is bright and I have seen it , you wanna see ?

And here I was calling "Charles in charge" , a homo ....what a dick I was ?

I'll bet they had fun making the boobs

Two kids build a snow woman

Can't think of a title

Richie posted his entry yesterday at 4:35 am on New Years Day. Now that's dedication. My ass was in bed. Happy New Year everyone. Looks like we made it through the holidays with no terrorist attacks, so, at the moment, life is good.

Hmm. You've undoubtedly heard about the 5 men the FBI is looking for. There's something wrong here. The guy in the upper right hand corner (MUSTAFA KHAN OWASI) is apparently a Pakistani jeweler, who has never even been to the United States. Someone fucked up.

I'd say this guy's gonna be accepted a bit more than Trent Lott. Incoming Senate majority leader Bill Frist, who is also a heart & lung surgeon, helped six victims of a rollover accident on a Florida highway on New Year's Day.

Giselle

Sixty-eight-year-old Seymour Schuss punched 74-year-old Irving Rosenberg in the chin when Rosenberg told Schuss' wife to "shut up." Rosenberg's head hit the concrete, and he later died. Schuss was arrested on manslaughter charges. Sad story, but I thought it was ironic that someone named "Schuss" was told to "shut up."

Some shorties...

Check this out: I guess it is a small world after all. The world's smallest globe. (Either that, or it's the world's largest quarter.)

And here's the world's largest pen.

Shoot Rob Schneider in the eyes with pepper spray.

The Amazing Wooden Bike Company.

The Stewardess Uniform Collection.

This is fun: Shoot missiles at Bin Laden.

Here's a list of famous people who died in 2002.

Rich's Pre Weekend Jam !

Well the weekend is almost here and for some of you it is the last real weekend to party before all those new year's resolutions kick in so I say , Drink , Drink and get drunk .

Lets do it .....

They have been screwing us for years but Almost all surgeries were canceled at four West Virginia hospitals beginning Wednesday as more than two dozen surgeons began a protest of the high cost of malpractice insurance.
..Go figure ?

They stand outside of department stores in 20 degree weather begging for money but The Salvation Army will not accept a $100,000 donation from a Florida Lotto winner because its local leader didn't want to take money associated with gambling...they will accept begging but not gambling ??

Did you know ..Before the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, only 5% of bags were being checked by the airlines.

Jack Black makes some funny ass prank calls ..listen to them here .

Ohhh, All the Rednecks are gonna be pissssed !

This is to real for me ...A girl documented the 9/11 attacks with pictures from her bedroom window ...check it out !

Play World Cup Soccer ...

Watch Micheal Jackson drop the baby this time ...

Speaking of Opie and Anthony ...watch 100 grand ....real funny !

You have to see this to believe it ....trust me !

After years of the same ole shit , UPS has finally agreed to changing there uniforms !!...here is the pic .UPS UNIforms

Destiny's Child's Private parts (if you look hard) !

Dont forget those contest entries ..Here is This Weeks Picture ...and send them to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Rich's New Year's Fresh Start !

Well this is it , this is the year im going to lose this gut and go to the beach without my shorts hiked up to my nipples to hide my love handles...There , that is my new years resolution ...What is yours ??

The new website has so many options that I cant even keep up on any of them , but im learning little by little and be sure to take full advantage of all the options cause they are really easy once you know how to use them all .

Keep those entries coming for this weeks Contest ..here is the Contest Picture again ...and click my address to send me an email with your entry.. richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , lets get it going ...

About 500000 revelers went through the intense security checks that any large public event in New York City requires and crammed into Times Square on Tuesday to greet the new year..Ill tell you , I went to this one year and if you have never gone ...GO !!

A day after saying football seemed more important than life to Ohio State athletic department employees, freshman running back Maurice Clarett on Tuesday accused Buckeyes officials of lying...this is gonna screw my big upset up with my bookie dammitt !!

Here we go again with these fucking church's again ...A pastor and his wife were charged Tuesday in the death of their 9-year-old adopted son, who authorities said had been bound and gagged.

Is SpongeBob Gay ??..Some people think so ....Hmmmm ??

Meet the Japanese Snoop Dogg ....What a Tool !!

Do you love Celebrity Shocking Gossip ... Diva's being bitches , Big stars having sex with extra's ?? ... well this site has the stories for you .

My Little Pony or Porn Star ?? ..Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call...

Ummmm, why would you do this at all ?? A Montana man who legally changed his name to "Jack Ass" in 1997 has sued media giant Viacom Inc., claiming its stunt-heavy, gross-out TV show and movie "Jackass" had defamed his character.