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Friday, February 28, 2003
More news babes please
Iraq said it agreed "in principle" to destroy its al-Samoud 2 missiles. How do you destroy missiles "in principle" anyway?
Well, a few of you posted your opinion of the news personalities who you think are the most attractive. How about some more opinions? Here are a few more: Heather Nauert from Fox News, Myrka Dellanos from Univision, and one TDC reader mentioned Kara Sundlun from WFSB (and I agree). So who's your choice?
So, what was the driver of a Japanese "bullet train" doing while it was traveling at 170mph with 800 passengers on board? He was sleeping.
To prove he wasn't cheating on her, a Filipino man cut off his penis and tossed it at his estranged wife.
She is so very hot.
The Department of Homeland Security (is it just me, or does the name of that agency sound like some former Soviet Union type of agency?) dropped the "rainbow warning" to yellow. Why? Who the fuck knows?
The city of Chicago insists that Mike Perry has racked up $360 in parking tickets. Mike is certain they are wrong. He doesn't have a license. He doesn't even have a car. Oh yeah, he has also been blind since childhood. Idiots.
What the hell is this?
Finally, have some fun and Spear Britney.
Rich's Friday Super Column
Ok , Today Im going to start off by saying how pleased we are that the discussion forums are going so well , but it seems that the same 20-30 people do all the responding unless it has to do with the silly Smith & Barber disaster so with that said i would like to give mad props to the people who make the discussion forums what they are today , they deserve it .....
BoogieTrunks = The King of Comebacks !
Ok , lets do this today ...
Last day for contest entries for the Contest Picture this week , for those of you who dont realize ...I pick a winner on Saturday morning so if you send a quote after that , It's useless...try and get them in before that .
Damn , I needed a twin too ...By an overwhelming margin, the House voted Thursday to outlaw all forms of human cloning.
Can you see the birdies flying around his nutty head ? ..A veteran Hollywood stuntman known as the ''Whiz Kid'' testified overnight that actor Robert Blake offered him US$10000 to kill his wife and had cooked up at least three ways to do it - including a scenario ...
Meet Amy Cobb , A pro surfer in her birthday suit
Play War Games ...fitting , you think ?
Your Next Canada #@! .....Forgetting that camera was on, Canadian Mounted Police states "Damn Amercians. Hate those bastards.".
Ok , im done ...see ya
Thursday, February 27, 2003
Good looking news personalities
I've noticed a few particularly attractive journalists lately. One is CNN anchor Rudi Bakhtiar. Another is Liz Cho from ABC World News Now (which starts at 2 am) And, of course, there's former Connecticut anchor Natalie Morales. So who do you think are the best looking news personalities out there (male or female)? I started a topic in the discussion forums.
Missing a sock? This site may help you find the other.
Here's the design that was selected yesterday for the WTC site.
Smith & Wesson has introduced a new "most powerful handgun." It's a .50 caliber, 5-shot revolver.
Napster will be returning by the end of the year as a legitimate pay service, according to its new owner.
Who the hell needs love when you can marry for money?
This is a tough shipping game. I couldn't do it. Maybe you can.
Rich's Thursday thingies
Well first off I want to retract my rant yesterday about that nasty quote I got . The person who sent in the quote emailed me back and explained that he had left something off when he wrote it and didnt mean it to come across as it did . And my bad for jumping the gun and not writing back the reader to find out what he really meant by it ....So im a big enough man to apologize when I might have made a boo boo , and that's what I did to the reader privately ..See I care.
Ok , lets do it to it .....
Oh say it isnt so ...Sarah Michelle Gellar has confirmed that Buffy the Vampire Slayer is to end.
Public television's Fred Rogers -- longtime host of the children's show "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" -- died Thursday. He was 74.
Here are various pictures of things the moment they are impacted by a bullet ..pretty cool .
I have this game and it is alot of fun at the bar ...Play Pass the Pigs online .
Good for him ...The oldest living American man has died at the age of 113 after smoking cigars, drinking beer and eating greasy food for much of his life
Slap that Ho ....Funny shit
For all you wierdo Anime fans ... 2002 Anime Costume Parade and Contest in San Francisco
Japan has a new fetish ..FARTING ...and they are selling video's for $80.00 , Are they all high on gas over there ? ( just cancel the thing where they want you to upload some japanese converter )
Ok some titties then its off to bed ....
Britney touchin them ,...nice
Ok adios !
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
It's a party!!
Bobby Fant's Hot Roc Productions presents...
The Annual Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party
at Callahan's Cafe!!
That's right, just when you thought it was over, the tradition continues! Take the day off from work (or just call in sick) and join us on Friday, March 14, 2003 starting at 9:00 a.m at Callahan's Cafe in Cheshire, Connecticut.
Who need a radio station to throw a good party? This is a Hot Roc Party, and Bobby Fant's in charge. No corporate rules and lots more T&A. We'll be starting as early as legally possible. Doors officially open at 9:00 a.m. They'll be all the traditional St. Patrick's Day stuff there. You know, beer, Irish Whisky, beer, corned beef and beer.
But they'll also be Hot Roc tattoos and prizes for the most creative placement of those little buggers. They'll also be St. Pat's "Mardi Gras" beads, (and you know what you'll need to do to get 'em.), St. Pat's T-shirts, St. Pat's mugs and beer. We're also going to begin looking for the "Hot Roc Girl" for future events. So if any of you ladies are interested, make sure you dress to impress!
We're also expecting some special guests. Along with Bobby Fant, we expect a visit from our friend, Bruce Barber, who'll be a guest D.J. for a while, whether he likes it or not! Peter Sachs will be there taking photos to be posted on The Daily Column.
If you've ever been to the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's before, you know the drill and we know you'll be there. But if you've never been to one, you need to go, because it's a blast.
So, get festive and get your ass down there!
Save the date:
Richs Pissed off Humpday Stuff
Ok , Did I or Did I not give enough warning this week about the Contest Picture ??..I mean I dont think I could have made it any clearer that this weeks picture was a lot different from the previous weeks and then it happens ... I get this response from a reader ....
And I quote : " My quote for this one is.... Jeez Richie, show some class, will ya?
Now here is my take on this issue and Im not going to bring it up again ...If you see the warning in big red letters and know it is going to be something offensive ( and it said that too ) and are stupid enough to open it knowing your uptight ass is going to offended then who's fault is that ?? ...I am not out to try to make everyone happy, Im just doing my own thing here and hopefully you all enjoy the ride with me ...So to the guy who wrote that response , Im sorry you were offended and think I have no class but who's fault is it that you looked at it in the first place ??...just like the people who know the stoves hot and still touch it and burn themselves..you got no one to blame but yourself !..SO THERE !!
Ok , now that that's out of the way .....
The following are excerpts of an interview with Iraqi President Saddam Hussein by Dan Rather released by US television channel CBS. ..they should have killed him right there in the studio !!
My Soup Sucks ...I wanna talk to the chef ...France's top chefs railed yesterday against the pressures of their job and the power of the critics after one of this food-obsessed country's culinary giants committed suicide, apparently because of a bad review.
I know where Bruce Lee lives ...great site !!
Wanna own your own tropical island ?? ..Buy one here
Say hello to my little website ..Talk like Tony Montana !
Play the Poulaga Challenge ..find out what it is here .
Man-eating fly factory in Mexico accidentally releases millions of man-eating flies...... Man-eating fly factory?
For all you girls who want to bring a nice Hip Hop star home to meet your parents ...
Se she aint perfect ...Britney Spears Farts too
Kate Hudson topless on the beach
Tyra Banks has one out !
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
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Looks like chivalry is dead in Albania.
Wanna free pair of Nike's? A shitload of them are washing up on beaches from Washington to Alaska. (Thanks Marty)
I see Tammy Faye Baker is back in the news.
Oops! A Baltimore homicide detective accidentally erased a taped murder confession.
Another nude protest.
Leo and Else Henriksen were driving around Norway, minding their own business, when a 770-pound moose that landed on their car.
Two heads aren't better than none. Doctors in Calcutta have transplanted a penis from a child born with two to another born with none.
Finally, FMH Magazine's "Bikini Heaven."
Don't forget to sign-up for the newsletter (over there on the left). They'll be an announcement coming out very soon.
Richs Tuesday Tidbits
Peter says there is going to be an announcment very soon and only the people on the newsletter list are going to recieve it so sign up today and dont miss out ...plus there are going to be a couple new features being added to the site in the next month or so that are very , very cool so be on the lookout for those also.
Where O Where has Paula 13 gone, she has been MIA the past couple days in the forums ???
Ok , short one cause im tired ......
Here we go again ....Antivirus vendors are warning of a worm with high damage potential spreading across the Internet, with initial outbreaks Monday in Europe and Asia
Guys make sure you click on this ...trust me when I tell you that you will not be dissapointed at alll .....I almost had a heart attack !
What a wacked out newscast ...watch it .
Watch Stupid Mario Dance ...thanks helene
God damn , leave these poor people alone already ...As Jesica Santillan's family grieves her death after a botched heart-lung transplant, they are being criticized for refusing to make the girl an organ donor herself.
It's the end of the world as we know it ...Armageddon is just 57 years away, by the calculations of Britain's most famous scientist
Ok , night night ...and keep those contest entries coming ....here is the Contest Picture again
Monday, February 24, 2003
Thanks for your input
Okay, the new layout is in place. Thank you to those of you who wrote in to tell me how it was working in your web browser. I think all the bugs are worked out (except that damn IE6 bug).
A woman went berserk on a airline when she caught her husband screwing another passenger in the bathroom.
Here's a silly one. Teeth whitening is now illegal in Great Britain, and any dentist who performs it is subject to criminal charges.
Another silly one. A woman in Ohio was ordered to cover-up the snow woman she made because it had breasts.
A flattering photo of Jeb Bush.
This is cute. A game of Pong goes awry.
Check out the latest fashion trend in Japan. Imitation see-through skirts.
This is cool. Make your own snowflake.
Mondays Contest Winner's Column
Well let me start off by saying we had alot of real good entries this week and I had a tougher time picking the winner this week , but I pulled through ..
First off , here is last weeks Contest Photo ...
And the winner is Edmilnes with the quote " Um excuse me can you tell me where the flaming tits are ? I mean the bathrooms..............." I am still laughing , and with that here is Ed's own column ..
Great Job Ed !
Second place went to TCJJ85 with the quote "APPARENTLY THE NEW GASOLINE IMPLANTS WERE ANOTHER LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN FOR DUPONT"
And Third place went to imscottyurnot with "I knew about flaming ass holes but...."
Good Job by everyone
Ok , this week's picture is gonna be a little ...Umm , well lets just say im going to warn you ahead of time ...IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED , DONT OPEN THIS ONE .....
There is a Prominent New Haven musician still missing after he went to R.I on thursday night to book some gigs ....Plus Families got to visit the disaster area for the first time yesterday
Schoolchildren are being controversially asked to consider oral sex as part of a course aimed at cutting teenage pregnancies...thanks vonheller
Bill Ripken's 1989 Fleer baseball card includes a hidden obscenity
This is the most Patriotic Site I have ever been to plus it has a killer picture on the front page ....check it out .
This has got to hurt ..look at his face !
The Best Ebay Auction ever ....period
Here are some Monopoly cards we would like to see added to the game .
Rebecca Gayheart ..I see Toe !
Ok , One More thing ..BOOGIETRUNKS, I NEED YOU TO EMAIL ME AT MY PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS..YOU KNOW IT !!
Sunday, February 23, 2003
Back to three columns
Sorry, no post for me tonight. I spent most of the day revising the layout of the site. It's back to three columns. Please let me know if you see anything that I screwed up.
Saturday, February 22, 2003
Bunch of odd stuff
Damn. It's up to 96 dead at that Rhode Island nightclub fire. Sad.
This Internet Explorer bug is driving me crazy. If you are using IE6 and you see parts of the Column with missing text, like this from time to time, it's the damn IE6 scrolling bug. You see, this site uses CSS ("cascading style sheets") and IE version 6 has a nasty CSS bug. I have tried all of the recommended temporary fixes, but none of them work. So, we have to wait til good 'ole Microsoft fixes it in the next version. In the meantime, the only thing you can do is press the [F11] key twice when it happens. Of course, you can always use Netscape, Mozilla or Opera.
Apparently, ATM PIN numbers are pretty damn easy to crack.
David Hasselhoff and his (very attractive) wife Pamela, were injured when their motorcycle hit a curb.
Fred Durst nailed Britney in a new song. In it, he calls her a whore, and tells her to drop dead. Guess he's pissed.
A substitute teacher in Lawrence, Mass., was fired after she taped several students' mouths shut to silence her classroom. Idiot.
Check out this fat cat. Funny photo.
Get ready. Christina without makeup.
WTF? Somehow, the results of a woman's pelvic exam ended up on real estate flyer.
GirlScent is a new erotic room scent scientifically designed to smell like a woman's vagina.
The Cover Band Controversy
Hey everyone , I got this email from a member of a band that plays at the Reef from time to time and I thought it was important enough to post so maybe all of you can make a difference ...with that said here is the letter :
My name is Dan Bennett. We may have never met, but at some point in the past you've seen my band. I play bass for Hard Luck Harry. My reason for writing is to rally all the support I possibly can to go up against the Fairfield Weekly's war on cover bands. Perhaps you've seen their latest diatribe entitled "The Cover Controversy", in which we are all depicted as talent-free performing monkeys, and comparing playing covers to re-painting the Mona Lisa. They also seem to feel that anyone who partakes in such entertainment is culturally clueless. I personally have written to the paper three times in recent months with an opposing viewpoint, all falling on deaf ears and ignored for publication. Some controversy, huh? One-sided to the extreme.
Also feel free to cc:
Lets SEE if the people from TDC have any power !!!
Friday, February 21, 2003
Please tell me when I screw up
Okay, next time I screw up, please tell me. Apparently I didn't complete the rebuild of the site after I posted last night, and all the banners at the top were missing. Only one reader told me about it.
Hate those commercials in the theater? Well, a class-action lawsuit filed in Illinois claims movie theater Loews Cineplex's policy of playing commercials before a movie is a deceptive business practice because the ads begin at the time advertised as the start of the movie. The suit seeks "lost time" damages of up to $75 per moviegoer, as well as an injunction.
Check out this car.
Okay pet lovers? Do any of you have one of these Munchkin cats? They're the feline version of the Dachshund. I never heard of them.
Don't forget to sign-up for the Newsletter on the left over there.
French President Jacques Chirac, has now been called a "worm" by a British tabloid.
Here's a weird fetish: The Neck Brace Art Appreciation Klub.
Did you sign-up for the Newsletter yet?
Hey, aviation buffs: Here are some interesting photos.
Check out the breasts of steel.
Everyone can play this game, and we all have a lot of practice. Yes, it's the pissing game.
Did I mention the Newsletter? C'mon, sign-up. It will only take a moment.
Rich's Friday "Super" Column
Ok , Would you people please sign up for the newsletter on the left , cant you tell peter has been asking in a nice way ...and we dont want to see peter get aggrevated , were talking sniper rifle and chicken wire ...DONT ASK!!!
Hey , I had someone come up to me at the bar last night and thank me for the great site we do here , they said they really enjoywaking up in the morning and seeing what we come up with ....See that's why I do this , for stuff like that ...And dont be shy if your ever in the bar to come up and say Hi to me !!!
Crazy stuff ...A huge fire engulfed a Rhode Island nightclub during a rock concert's pyrotechnics display, causing at least 10 deaths and 100 injuries
Justin Couldnt help but grab Kylie's ass during their duet ....could you balme the guy ?
This is soooo Wrong ..The unfunniest scam of all
Ok , ok and one nudie shot of her too just for kicks
Play Rubbershipping ....pretty good but real hard !
What are you ?.. Find out here silly
Welcome to Lip Balm Anonymous ..way too much time on their hands huh ?
If you have 36 pounds of marijuana and $35,000 in cash, try not to draw attention. This includes not accidentally shooting yourself
For all you guys who watch the Man Show ...here is one of the Juggy's and she is scantily clad ...NICE !!
Play Pictionary online ...fun
Catherine Zeta Jones Naked ...
And this is the last day for the Contest Entries so send those in because I pick a winner tonight ...
Thursday, February 20, 2003
No nice tops today
Sorry, I used up all the "nice tops" yesterday.
Johnny PayCheck, the entertainer who brought us, among other songs, "Take This Job and Shove It," died. He was 64.
Britney is denying claims that she used cocaine in a VIP bathroom in the Crobar club in Miami.
Mike Tyson's new tattoo. What was he thinking?
A cockatoo that was killed while trying to protect its master from knife-wielding assailants became the witness who's "testimony" convicted his owner's killers. No, the bird didn't talk, but DNA evidence that was extracted from the bird's beak, and blood trails caused when the bird violently pecked the assailants, was the key evidence in the case.
A German couple is seeking $4,000 in damages from a tour operator because a maid repeatedly interrupted them while they were having sex in their hotel room.
A man on a big (but slow) led Minnesota police on a low-speed chase. They caught him.
There's a plain old empty, dented Milwaukee's Best beer can for sale on eBay. Bidding is up to 5 bucks.
Watch this. This guy is nuts!
Watch this too. It's a spoof of Apple's "switched" ad.
WTF? An Indian girl who spent the first 18 years of her life as a female has just discovered that she is a boy.
Dont forget to sign-up for the TDC Newsletter over there on the left.
Rich's Thursday Crap
Only one day left for the Contest so get those quotes in today or be the laughing stock of your neighborhood because you didnt , hey I know here you live and Ill start the rumor dammitt !!
Lets get to it ....
Well the Bachelorette made her decision last night....and the winner is ??
Thats it , we are tapped ...Our Government Hits $6.4 Trillion Debt Limit ..Go Figure !
Oh Jesus (literaly)..Not again , Hundreds of people are thronging a Roman Catholic church in Bangladesh for a glimpse of a statue of Mary, the mother of Christ, that appears to be weeping.
Girls Kissing ...Nuff Said
Dont take a #2 in Germany unless you got a good Toilet Brush !
Dont know how to dance all the newest steps you say ??..well learn them right here .
This website will read your mind ..No Really ?
I think I might have a little more smut left in my tank after yesterday ...lets see ..
Hello , are these things ON ?
I dont know how I feel about this girl yet but some people really seem to like Avril Lavine
Ok people ..See you tommorow for my week ending super column ( I dont know why I said that , its just gonna be the same old shit ?)
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Man, what a screw up. A 17-year-old girl is near death after she mistakenly received a heart and lung transplant from a donor with the wrong blood type. Sad.
Thieves broke into the Antwerp Diamond Center and emptied the contents of over 100 vaults. No estimate on the worth of the diamonds stolen was provided.
I'm on a roll!
This can't go on forever.
That was fun.
Rich's Humpday Happenings
Well I have to go in for a Root Canal today so wish me luck !
Ok some news ...
A Moroccan accused of aiding the Sept. 11 suicide hijackers faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted in the first trial anywhere of a suspect in the plot to attack the United States. ..I say we string him up by his testicles ?
Talk about a brown thumb ?...A San Francisco police inspector received a 45-day suspension for getting his elderly neighbor hauled to the police station after she cut a hedge near their homes.
Ummm ?...Police have arrested a 30-year-old man who allegedly stole a van with the body of the dead owner inside it
PLAY Spear Toss ...pretty good .
And two can play at that game peter , but Im gonna do mine Celebrity Style ......
Hey , Your right ..THAT WAS FUN !!!
Tuesday, February 18, 2003
Lots of snow, huh? I spent 5 hours snow-blowing my driveway and my neighbor's driveway yesterday. I'm so sore even my fingers hurt.
Hear about that nightclub stampede? That owner is so screwed.
Fifty ice skaters got caught on ice floes that drifted into the Baltic Sea. How the hell did that happen?
Penis extensions are the top cosmetic surgery treatment for British men. Um, how exactly do they extend it?
Kevin sent this in. Thanks Kevin.
A hacker gained access to 2.2 million Mastercard and Visa credit card numbers. Among the banking institutions affected was Citizens Bank.
Here's a bunch of "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes. There are some funny ones.
Okay, this isn't right. A Kansas man was sentenced on federal obscenity charges after being caught with two photos of adult women who happened to look like they were under 18.
Um. Where is his hand?
Finally, Clint Eastwood's daughter, Alison, nude.
Hey, sign-up for the newsletter over there to the left.
Rich's "I Surrender " Column
Ok , thats it ...I surrender !! Please dont give us anymore snow ever again , PLEASE !!
Jesus Christ , Did we get walloped or what ? I kept waiting for it to stop so I could go outside and try to find my sidewalk but it kept going all frigin day long..I think I dropped a nut shoveling my walk at 1:45 am on my way to work ....Fuckin Snow!!
For all of you who didnt get to see yesterdays column ..Here is this weeks CONTEST PHOTO ..and as always send all entries to me .
Steve Bechler, a Baltimore Orioles pitching prospect, died yesterday morning at a local hospital from complications caused by heatstroke, less than 24 hours after complaining of dizziness, collapsing and being carted off a practice field on the third full day of spring training. He was 23.
Theyre Back !!!!.The Spice Girls might be thinking of a comeback .....please help us oh lord !
Christina Auglieria could have been a plumber ...she got the crack for the job .
Mike Tyson figured he didnt need anymore training for his upcoming fight and went out and got a tattoo ...ON HIS FACE !
Lord of the Rings my ass ..This Hobbitt wants to RAP .
Some people will do anything for money , This guy is renting his chest out .
Hey Big Brother Brazil is on now ...and it is too hot for TV ..check out the pictures .
Ever wonder exactly how much stuff is on the inside of things ?? ..well this site is gonna tell you that burning question .
Play JAVANOID .
Mena Survari from "American Pie "
Almost the same pose , but with Carmen Electra
Penelope Cruz topless on beach
Monday, February 17, 2003
Blizzard of '03
Sorry for my absence. I've been coding some new features for the site.
It's a blizzard! The Blizzard of '78 was the last real Blizzard I remember. I wonder if this one will be anything like that one. Maybe we'll get enough snow so that you can create something like this.
Some war protesters formed a giant dove & face on the sands of Santa Monica Beach.
A mass nude wedding took place at the Hedonism III Resort in Jamaica. Thirty-one nude couples got married.
WTF? A New Zealand man was arrested after he was caught speeding down a road on a motorized barstool, semi-naked, with his ass on fire.
Like father, like son. Read about Saddam's eldest son.
According to a plastic surgeon who shared a practice with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, the mutant has had over 50 plastic surgeries.
Is your cat a wanderer? Check out the Catfinder Plus.
If you would like to receive the TDC Newsletter, just fill in the form on the left side over there. As soon as I start sending them out, you'll get a copy. You can unsubscribe at any time by filling in the form again and selecting unsubscribe. Being the anti-spam person that I am, I will never share your email address with any third parties - period.
Check this out: Lightning strikes an airliner.
How'd they do this? Works of art carved into pencils.
Rich's Monday Contest Winners Column
What's Up everyone , Happy Snowy Presidents day to all ..Looks like we should be able to start digging out in the afternoon tommorow cause it is gonna snow all day today
Lets get right to the Contest shall we , First off here is last weeks contest picture for all of you who forgot .
And the winner is Bpoirier01 with the quote : "The girls all decided to build a beaver dam for extra credit in their biology class" ...and here is his column which is a little different from the usual , he has wrote his own column ...
Yowsa Yowsa Yowsa..oops, wrong show. Anyhow, thanks Richie for giving us a place to display our wit, or lack there of. But instead of just tooting my own horn for something I just thought up on the spot, and really, I just sent in the very first thing that came to my mind, I think Im going to try and do this Peter and Richie style. First off, feast your eyes here then click where it saysGerbil Bar Thats a Gerbil Joke.
You know, seeing this and then looking at some friends of mine, makes me wonder if we as the human race have really evolved all that much.
And this is really a very sad story, and anyone who has even thought of drinking and driving should take a cold, hard, and sobering look at these photos. And beware, they are pretty graphic.
Here for all you suburban folks is an English to jive translator.
And it looks like Ole Tommy Chong, and Cheech Marin may be reuniting.
Ok, Ive taken up more than enough space. And remember Pete, and Richie, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I love your site, and you guys do an awesome job. Thanks again, and thanks for giving me a platform for trying my hand at what you guys do so well.
Great Job Brian !!
Second place went to Chef Ricky with " Last time I saw that much pussy I was at Paula13's house " ....( For all you discussion Group people) ..LOL
Third place went to Xionpete with " The Food Pyramid...just watch out for the corn...."
Want to visit London for a day , it's gonna cost ya ... The world's first scheme to charge motorists entering a major city in an attempt to cut congestion and traffic jams has been launched in London.
Remember , Joe Millionaire Season Finale is tonight and they are claiming a shocking ending we wont forget ..
Here is an Old Haunted Ireland castle with a webcam , see if you can see a ghost .
So you want to learn Japanese huh ...WRONG !
Good News, I think : The Bush administration signed off on Friday on the final version of the United States' strategy for protecting the Internet and securing information systems.
I dont know about any of you but I was a little dissapointed with the Simpsons 300th last night , Speaking od dissapointed ..Simpsons geeks upset that 300th episode is really 302nd
Brittany Murphy Holdin Em ..
Estella Warren bustin out ..
This is good to know Salma Hayek !!!
Send thos entries in and come to my house and shovel my walk for me ...I HAVE SPOKEN !!!!
Saturday, February 15, 2003
WTF, are we gonna have a war or not?
What is this world coming to? A new law in Daytona Beach bans thong bikinis in public places. (Luckily, it's still okay to wear them on the beach.)
Dolly the cloned sheep was put to sleep on Friday.
Nice Jewels, Jewel.
This is great: The Homerkini.
Some Australian scientists have made a "smart bra" that tightens its own straps if extra support is needed.
For those of you who couldn't download that "play with my boobs" thing from the other day, here it is in a faster download.
Any of you use the Opera web browser? Well, to screw with Microsoft, the Opera folks made it so the latest version of their browser makes the MSN page appear in a nonsense "Muppet" language. Here's a screen shot.
I've got a new feature coming up that I've been working on the past few days. I'm going to be offering an event calendar where you folks can submit upcoming events- music events for local bands, fundraisers, parties, bake sales, tag sales, whatever you want. I'll be launching it in a few days and they'll be a link on the front page.
Ah, those crazy, nutty, naked PETA protesters.
The International Association of People Who Dine Over the Kitchen Sink. Huh?
Okay, that's it for today.
Rich's Weekend Hangover
Well I usually take the weekend off of the DC but since I cut you all short yesterday because my computer sucks I figured I would do and weekend edition .
A Contest Winner has been chosen so check your email to see if you have won !
For all of you who didnt join the Discussion Forums yet , you are all missing a pretty good fight between Boogietrunks and Paula13 in almost every category ..God damn I love the Forums !!
Ok , shall we dance a little .....
Dr Clara Harris , Who killed her husband by running him over 3 times with her car because he was cheating on her then claiming it was an accident ..Got 20 years in prison ...And O.J is still playing golf ....go figure ??!
Pepsi severed its ties with Ludacris because they said he wasnt the right moral character to promote thier product ...but they have Ozzy doing it now .....ummm hello !!
As Peter would say ...Nice Top and Bottom
The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator...give it a try !
Wanna be George Jetson ??...own your own flying car today .
Check out the Suicide resistant toilet ....I could probably think of something here .
Britney ...your killin me man !
Friday, February 14, 2003
Happy Valentine's Day!
Sorry, nothing else from me today. It's 4:09 am. I'm tired. Going to sleep.
Richs Valentines Day Massacre
You know I was thinking about what I was going to do for my Valentine's Day Column and I was going to go the sappy route and mush it all up but then I figured that just wasnt my style so instead im going to post LOTS O BOOBIES today !!!
Lets do this valentines style ......
FIRST OF ALL ....HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANICE !!
We will start out with some Boobies ..!!
What are you thinking man ..Authorities on heightened alert for terrorism arrested a Venezuelan man carrying a hand grenade in his bag at Gatwick Airport today
More Boobies ..
Have a Large member and dont know who to turn to ..well here is your support group.
Now here are some Big Uns
Play DJ Fu Wax Attack ..Cool Game !!
Ok , Figure out how much your poop is worth ...do it !@
Sorry for the short column but I just got an Fatal Exception on my machine and I dont want to loose everything up to now so Im just gonna post what I have here !!
Dont forget this is the last day for Contest Entries too so get those in pronto !
Thursday, February 13, 2003
On these very cold days, don't you just want to go outside and barbeque? Consult the hot dog and sausage council for cooking tips...and here's some strange food from around the globe, in case you can't deal with hot dogs.
A possible Valentine's gift for your honey?
Some Valentine's urban legends...
Here's a history of Valentine's day...have a good one!
That's it for know...
The smell of war
The smell of war is in the air...
A new Bin Laden tape has surfaced. In it, he predicts he will die as "a martyr" this year in an attack against his enemies.
And the UN inspectors have found a banned missile system in Iraq.
And, to make matter worse, North Korea apparently has ballistic missiles capable of reaching United States. Great, just great.
Oh yeah, military vehicles fitted with anti-aircraft Stinger missiles have been deployed around Washington.
Ready to panic yet? USA Today has published what to do when terrorists attack. (Note that they used the word "when" rather than "if.")
As you know, France decided to chicken out, as did Germany. Well, some members of Congress want to impose trade sanctions on France and withdraw troops from Germany in retaliation for both countries having fucked us over on the Iraq issue.
Okay, a few other things and then I'm going to bed...
Frenchelle "Frenchie" Davis, the 23-year-old singer on American Idol posed topless on a website, so Fox kicked her off the show. It seems Ms. Frenchelle did not live up to Fox's "high moral standards." Fucking Hypocrites.
The hosts of a new Canadian cooking show called Barely Cooking, wear only strategically tied aprons while showing viewers how to cook. (They'll probably be an American version on Fox soon.) Here's their website.
Can someone tell me what the hell this is?
Download the entire Internet. (Note: Just close the browser window to stop it)
Richs Thursday Thingies
Whats up everyone , I have noticed that the Discussion Groups have been seeing an increased number of entries lately and that is a good thing . For those of you who havent joined yet you should because they are your oppourtunity to voice your own opinions on a bunch of topics .
Here we go again ....
For all of you wrestling fans ...."Mr Perfect" Curt Henning was found dead in his hotel room .
Who are you going to vote for in the Miss World Contest ..i know who my vote goes to
This is kinda whacked but so are all of us ...Mind control victims tell there stories ..DUH !
Annika Sorenstam accepted an invitation yesterday to play in the Colonial. It would make her the first woman in 58 years to compete on the men's pro tour...Sure and I think Martha stewart wants to play middle linebacker or the Bears next season too ?
A 52-million-dollar jet rolls off aircraft carrier deck, falls into ocean...Oh Yeah we are so ready for this war !!!!
Play Alien Clones ....fun game .
This one is for the guys only ..Rate the Cameltoe !
Wanna travel through time you say ....well you need to be funded !! I cant believe they took the time to make this site
Rebecca Romjin has a great ASS !!
Mariah is bustin out of her top ....I like !
Jamie Pressely is silly , silly , silly HOT !!!
Ok , See you next time !!!
Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Duct tape is now the most important substance on earth
So, did you get your duct tape yet? I don't really think duct tape will help much in the event of any attack, but what the hell, it is useful stuff to have on hand anyway. Hey, pick up some WD-40 while you're at it!
Things are getting scary though: The head of the CIA said intelligence points to attacks that could occur this week, possibly using a "dirty bomb" that spews out radiological material. And missile launchers have been positioned in Washington D.C.
And in the midst of all this chaos, some good news comes out of Congress. Both the House and Senate have agreed to basically kill the Pentagon's "Total Information Awareness" project. (Where everything you and I did would have been recorded by the government.) A big TDC fuck you goes out to John Poindexter, the convicted felon, who was in charge of the project. (see Note below)
Ok, now some fun stuff:
An Australian stripper is suing her cosmetic surgeon, claiming her breast enhancement operation left her with "smelly" breasts.
Speaking of breast enhancement, authorities in Thailand are trying to encourage women to enlarge their breasts through exercise rather than plastic surgery. So, they held a rally where rows of women in shorts and T-shirts massaged and squeezed their breasts in front of the crowd of officials.
Here's a weird one: Gummybear sex?
And finally, just in time for Friday: Anti-Valentine's Day cards.
Note: In 1990, John Poindexter was charged with five criminal charges, including conspiracy, obstruction of Congress, and making false statements to Congress. He was found guilty on all five charges, and he was sentenced to six months in prison.
Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Big surprise: The Dell Dude smokes pot
As I'm sure you already heard, the Dell Dude “Steven” was arrested for possession of marijuana in New York. Busted for possession of marijuana. What an utter waste of police resources. Could you imagine if they did that with that far more dangerous drug-- alcohol?
Word has it that some celebrity Moms are having early c-sections to make it easier to get their pre-pregnancy figures back.
Pet lovers will like this: Colorado lawmakers are trying to raise the status of cats and dogs from property to companions, allowing people to sue animal abusers and seek damages for "loss of companionship," up to $100,000.
Nice dress, Jennifer.
Pepsi and the WB Network are planning a two-hour live special with a $1 billion jackpot.
The International Federation of Competitive Eating website has a list of all the mass amounts of foods people have eaten. Check it out. Some of the records are disgusting and amazing.
Whatever you do, don't touch it!
For 19 years, Stanley Jollymore has been collecting and carefully molding tinfoil cigarette wrappers into a large, silver ball.
Richs Tuesday Tidbits
Ok, Last night I was watching that Carson Daly late show ( dont ask me why ?) And they had on Ali Larter as a guest ..I posted Ali Larter about 1 1/2 weeks ago wearing a whipped cream bikini from the movie "Varsity Blues" ...anyway Carson brought up the picture and Ali says to him " You know that picture will haunt me forever , I was on a website the other day ..Some Daily something and they had it up there after all these years ago ." ...Now Im not sure she was speaking of this website but it sure sounds lke it to me ???
Enough of the Rock Stars protests ..please !!...Madonna has made a pop video to speak out against the possible war with Iraq.
The fun things to do with your microwave page ..Now you know you are all going to go home and try some of these!!
This just isnt right but here goes ....Fat People who want to become fatter . DONT ASK !
Ok , this is disturbing and wierd ...so if one of you would like to explain it to me ...email me and do so , I would appreciate it ....oh and dont forget to click on the picture of jesus floating around !!
A sexual position for every season ....check which is right for you ?
I cant belive they gave this moron his own show ...the Ali G show !
Angelina Jolie's naked bum .
Say hello to Caprice Bourret ...YES !!
Hello Caprice again !!
Monday, February 10, 2003
TDC EXCLUSIVE - Bruce Barber speaks out
As promised, here is a statement from Bruce Barber of the former "Smith & Barber Morning Show."
There has been much said in the past week and a half about the demise of "Smith and Barber, The Morning Show." I understand your surprise, your anger and your frustration.
Five years ago, I turned 40. And, like many of you who have also reached that "magic" age, I began to consider where I had been, and where I was going. Also, like many of you, I began to think about a career change and the possibility of starting my own company.
I have gone back and forth with this idea for years. Since last summer, it has been apparent to me that if my dream of starting a new career were ever to become a reality, it would require my full-time attention.
The events of January 30th were as much a surprise to me as they were to Brian and our listeners. I never thought Cox would buy out our contracts before they expired in May. We were offered the chance to do a goodbye show on Friday, January 31, but Brian and I decided against it. It did not seem the best way to end things for our loyal listeners, and I hope we can find a way to do that properly.
I believe that things happen for a reason. I cannot, and should not apologize for wanting to make a change in my life. I know my decision affected a lot of people, most of all, Brian. I hope you can understand that my decision was a difficult one, and one that I did not make lightly. I did not intend to hurt anyone.
To our family of devoted listeners, to Brian, Megan, Billy, Jesse, Marylee, Brett and everyone else we've worked with over the years, I sincerely hope that we can all keep the spirit of Smith and Barber alive. From our first show in March of '85, to our search for the "World's Worst Sweater" on January 30th, 2003, it's been an amazing ride.
I will remember these times with great fondness, and I hope all of you will too.
If you would like to contact Bruce, he can be emailed at: email@example.com
Richs Monday Contest Winners Column
Hey , whats up everyone ..what a shitty weekend of digging out huh ??..Well looks like we are starting the new week off in a bad light again cause they are saying more snow for today
Well to say I cant wait for the Bruce Barber Statement would be an understatement ..I cant wait to hear what he comes up with ..But everyone should give him a fair shot to defend himself here before you all jump on him .
Ok lets get to the Contest winner, first off here is last weeks picture for all of you who forgot .
And the winner is ...Darnoc69 with the quote "Connecticut's "New & Improved" Emissions Testing "..and for that quote he gets to give his own mini column and here it is ..
Second place went to rbartholomew with " Stupid Paul completely misunderstood when his friends said the new SUV would get him laid."
And Third place went to tetexec with "Muffler?!.. damn near killed her? "
Great Job by everyone this week .
Wanna Dance?? ....Lets do it.....
This one is for all the parents ..Scientists at the Consumer Products Safety Commission said today that children playing on millions of outdoor wood playground sets nationwide face an increased risk of bladder and lung cancer from arsenic exposure.
This one is for all the single guys on friday night ....The Single Mans Guide to TV Dinners
For that special someone who doesnt quite have everything ..BOOBS !
Jose Luis Betancourt hit the lottery for 7.5 million in December and got caught with 16 kilograms of coke in his dishwasher in february ...what an ass !!
Cialis , which is going to drive Viagra out of buisness soon promises a 36 hour erection ...Ya thats right ..36 HOURS !@#$ ....you can go pole vaulting when you are done having sex and build a new deck without a hammer too !!
Take your picture using your monitor..check it out .
Say hello to Dancing Paul ...make him do anything you want !!
Cool Pictures of Space ....sit back and enjoy a while .
Here is a site for all you REAL girls out there but make sure to check the bottom left corner ...ummmm ?
Kate Hudson Flashing a little breast .
Cameron Diaz topless on the beach making out with Matt Dillon .
Have a great day and dont forget those Contest Entries !
Sunday, February 09, 2003
Tomorrow morning I will bring you another exclusive: Bruce Barber will be making a statement, right here on The Daily Column.
More women protesting nude
And you thought 30 nude women laying outside in protest to a war with Iraq was a lot. Here's 750 nude women in England making the same protest.
Michael Jackson claims he never has sex with these kids, huh? Well, not according to the sworn declaration of "J. Chandler," the 13-year-old boy who alleged just the opposite in 1993. Here's his sworn declaration.
Rob Etmanski's missing cat "Toonces" has come back, but it took seven years!
This is fun: Type something and press 'go'
Courtney Love gets naked in a magazine shoot.
Guys: Want better buns? This place will sell you some.
Virtual second base. (It's a Shockwave file and will take some time to download.)
Nothing wrong with working out, but is this supposed to look good?
Okay, there are some pretty weird things for sale on eBay, but a carrot with a vagina?
Finally, former CNN news anchor Andrea Thompson, nude.
Saturday, February 08, 2003
Some women prefer "No Bush"
Thirty naked women laid in the snow in New York City and spelled out the words "NO BUSH" with their bodies. Hmm. You think they meant they were against the President, or just that they shaved their pubes? The same group has staged similar protests elsewhere.
Here's an interesting insight into what's going on right now in the Iraqi military, as told in an interview with an Iraqi deserter.
Oops! Turns out chucks of British Prime Minister Tony Blair's "intelligence" dossier on Iraq have been plagiarized from academic papers.
Researchers in Cleveland are test a "horny patch" for women whose sex drive has been reduced after menopause.
I need summer.
A German priest has found a way to brew beer in his washing machine.
Take a look at "The Chronicles of George," a collection of helpdesk tickets by George, the worst helpdesk technician ever.
This site provides a sort of "Nielson rating" for downloaded music. The drop-down box at the top to select the music format.
And finally, two see-throughs:
Hillary Swank in a see-through top.
Julia Roberts in a see-through top.
Friday, February 07, 2003
Strange Shuttle photo
Apparently there's a very strange photo that appears to show a purplish electrical bolt striking the Space Shuttle seven minutes before it broke up. It was taken by an amateur astronomer who refuses to release it before NASA examines it thoroughly. (Which they are apparently doing right now.) As soon as the photo becomes available, I will post it here.
Scary thought: A Congressman who heads a "homeland security" subcommittee said on a radio call-in show that he agreed with the internment of Japanese-Americans during World War II. My guess it that his days (on that subcommittee, at least) are numbered.
Talk about ruining the moment: This guys accidentally shot his girlfriend in the head while they were having sex.
This color test is actually a lot harder than it seems.
Courtney Love shows her assets.
Is it me, or does this woman look like Keith Richards?
In case you missed it, here's the Michael ("possibly-the-most-fucked-up-person-in-the-world") Jackson interview. And, his lawyers have filed complaints with Britain's Independent Television Commission and the Broadcasting Standards Commission, saying that he was treated unfairly by the program.
Catherine Zeta-Jones's cleavage.
CNN mistakenly reported that the Space Shuttle had been traveling 18 times the speed of light.
In Italy, a court has ruled that taking 40 joints of hash on a school trip is not a crime, since the marijuana was for personal use, which is legal in Italy.
An unusual clock.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. What are you gonna do for your significant other? How about a nice Tasmanian Devil Shit Paperweight?
Richs Pre Weekend JAM
Well here we are ready get our weekends started and get our drink and what happens ....this goddamn snow !! You all know how much I cant stand the snow and this storm isnt going to help !
I have tickets to the Walter Camp party at Playwrights tonight and I am going to go if I have to tunnel my way there ..DAMMITT !!
Ok , shall we proceed ?....
This is what happens when you have sold everything that isnt nailed down in your house on Ebay .
Here is the Ultimate list of the greatest sports Franchise regardless of the sport and they have broken it down into catagories ....check out the method to there madness ??
The note from the passenger on an American Trans Air plane leaving Reagan National Airport yesterday had a cryptic message: "Fast. Neat. Average."
Ok , go get the keys to the war machine and start that bitch up ...Signaling that war with Iraq is approaching, President Bush says "the game is over" for Saddam Hussein and the United Nations should not permit itself to be "mocked by a dictator."
The Wave of the future ??? Dell Computers will stop making Floppy disc drives for there computers .
Go ahead screw with your friends and your enemies ....good stuff !
This is way cool , make your own moving stuff here .
Aliens are abducting our pants ...REALLY !?
Play Keyball ...I am the king of this game !
Here are Mugshots of the Rich & Famous ....losers !
Ohh Jesus ( literally) ...A raid at two mobile homes led to the arrest of 31-year-old Jesus Santana, who was caught rolling marijuana cigarettes with pages from a Bible,
Penelope Cruz has no shirt on ...I swear !
Eliza Dushku felling a girl up in a shower ...yummy!!
Thursday, February 06, 2003
Sorry for the late one but the wife had to go out and im mr mom for the day ....so he sleeps and I do a quickie .....
On with the show ....
Michael Jackson said yesterday a TV documentary about him was "terrible and unfair" and he felt "more betrayed than perhaps ever before" by the program...Umm stop me if im wrong here but didnt you say you let children that arent your own sleep with you in that interview ?
This is really cool ..DRAW AND EMAIL !!
This might be the dumbest person on the face of the earth ... Pa. woman suspects that the magic wands she paid $5,400 for don't work.
And you though your Gas bill was high ...Norwegian family gets the electric bill: They owe $1.1 million.
A 40-year-old Filipino man has been killed for laughing at his friend's penis - and then refusing to display his - during a drunken competition to find the longest member.thanks brodie
Watch Bunny Hunter ...funny stuff !
The Dahm triplets are sooo hot !
Nicole Kidman naked ..
Check out Heidi Klum's Melons ....
The Daily Column had a nice mention in Joe Amarante's New Haven Register column yesterday. (Thanks Joe.) I'd have linked to it, but for some reason it's not in the online version.
"The Bachelor" is a bachelor again. Yes, the engagement that begin November 20, 2002 was over by New Year's. How can any of these televised arranged marriages possibly work?
Pretty cool: See-through people.
Now that Michael Jackson has admitted to sleeping with children, LA attorney Gloria Allred is calling for an investigation.
Nasa is saying that a small meteorite or piece of space junk may have struck the Space Shuttle.
The Department of Justice now believe they have "a solid criminal case against Martha Stewart."
In England, a bus ran over and killed a couple who were making love in the middle of the road at midnight.
Another library arrest. (I think this is the third I've told you about since I started the Daily Column) Raymond Gillin, 24, was arrested for failing to return two library books.
Here's a photo of that kid who was ejected from his Jeep and dangled from the power lines for twenty minutes until he was rescued. (Thanks Steve)
Wednesday, February 05, 2003
It's the 25th anniversary of the Blizzard of '78! This site shows it all...Massachusetts, Connecticut and Rhode Island....
More memory lane stuff...Aww...sad... I miss them...your Hartford Whalers and mine too....
Don't hang up on those annoying telemarketers...it just might be your long lost relative!
Some great bellybutton facts- lint, innes vs. outies, etc....
Some tips on how to call in sick for work...
Aerial photos of famous places and even your home!
That's it for now....
Cox was here
In response to several requests, I have added a new symbol to The Daily Column postings -- the symbol (the "adult" symbol). We don't really post too much "adult" stuff, but occasionally there are things we link to that may be a little more "adult" than the workplace will allow. (Damn workplaces.) So, when you see the adult symbol next to a link, it means that the photo, video, or sound file that we linked to may get you in trouble at work.
We're not gonna put it next to the mild stuff, like an exposed breast here or there. (If that gets you in trouble at work, your boss needs to lighten up.) We'll just use it for the "questionable" stuff, like Richie's weekly contest photos.
Now don't go skipping over the non-adult stuff just to get to the links with the adult symbol. (Dave, this means you!) The non-adult stuff is good too.
Okay, on to the stuff for the day. First, I want to say thanks to Brian Smith for speaking out here on The Daily Column. I know the readers were happy to hear from you.
Leona Helmsley was ordered to pay her former hotel manager $11 million in damages after a jury found she fired him because he was gay.
And, we have a nice top.
Police arrested Courtney Love when she arrived in London on a flight from from Los Angeles. Love allegedly verbally abused the cabin crew during the flight.
Michael Jackson now admits that he sleeps with children.
A New York jury awarded $10.5 million to a 55-year-old man who lost the tips of two fingers when he stuck his hand in a snowblower. The safety device had failed to stop the blades. $10.5 million for two fingertips? C'mon. Also, I dunno about you, but I'd turn the damn thing off completely before sticking my hand in it.
And another nice top.
Check out this gadget, called the PowerSkip. It allows you to jump higher and run faster.
Madonna, now 44, is pregnant again. This will be her third child.
Sex And The City star Kim Cattrall slips a nip.
A website that generated fake news stories that were supposedly from CNN has been taken offline after it received a threatening legal letter from the network alleging copyright and trademark infringement.
And a nice bottom.
Finally, a quick hello to our third most frequent visitor since last Friday-- the folks over at Cox, who are visiting this site daily. Hey, it's all in my logs.
Richs Humpday Happenings
Well you asked for it and you got it , we figured that we would give Brian the respect of having the whole day and everyone's undivided attention by me & peter not doing a column yesterday and letting Brian get some stuff off his chest ..Nice Work Brian .
By the way, everytime you see this it means this is not safe for some to open at work because we realize that most of you view this at work and we dont want to get anyone in trouble ..so open with caution if you see this !!!
Here we go .....
Mike Tyson's quaint little Farmington , CT home is up for sale ..got tons of closet space and you will never have to wait in line to take a shit !!!...thanks brodiebgood
Take the Cool Person test , NERD !!
Duh , No shit moron ....Michael Jackson is a "disturbing individual" who is "obsessed by the notion of frozen childhood," according to a British journalist who spent eight months working on Living With Michael Jackson, a new documentary that i cannott wait to see !
Play the Condom Game
This is very funny ..which backstreet boy is gay ??thanks jeff k
Ever have a birthday party and say "damn this would be so much better if Spiderman were here " ..well now you can make that dream come true !!
Jennifer Aniston in a nice thong bikini ..
Imagine seeing Britney in this light ??
Gina Gershon ..God damn I loved this movie !
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
TDC EXCLUSIVE - Brian Smith speaks out
As promised, here is a statement from Brian Smith of the former "Smith & Barber Morning Show."
So many people have been wondering about what really happened last week, that I have to get my head out of my shock, anger and funk to say something to you guys. After reading what has been posted here since Thursday, I'm glad that a lot of you were able to see through some of the "spin" and figure out what's really going on.
I never quit. I've never even thought about quitting. I was brought into a meeting where I thought I was going to be congratulated for my part in bringing top ratings to WPLR's Morning Show in our latest rating period. Instead, I was told the Morning Show had been canceled. I was completely blindsided. Simple as that. Any other explanation or excuse, no matter who or where it comes from, is not true.
We've all had a lot of fun together (except for those two hookers from Chicago with the boat oar and the jar of Hellman's). Thank you for being there for the Morning Show as well as for me, and thanks for taking the time to write your good-byes and your words of support. I'll see you soon. (I just made up the part about the two hookers from Chicago. They were from East Haven.)
Thank you, Agnew the Wonder Dog.
If you would like to contact Brian, he can be emailed at: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, February 03, 2003
Well, according to Punxsutawney Phil, we have six more weeks of winter to go.
Here are all of the Superbowl ads in one place.
In Madison, Wisconsin, police were booed when they arrested two women having sex in a storefront window.
This guy is renting out his chest for advertisements.
Thong vs. thong. Who's is best? You decide.
For those of you who (like me) are Linux users. (It's a geek thing)
This is a very funny video.
Rich's Monday Contest Winner Column
Welcome all you new readers to our Column here that came over from the Smith & Barber website...what took you so long !! My name is Rich and im sure you will enjoy the stuff we put out everyday on this page .
Ok , lets start out with Last Weeks Contest ...Here is the picture again if you forgot .
And this weeks winner is Spunky14u with the quote "You cant possibly expect me to pull dinner out of my ass everynight, do you? "..And to the victor goes the spoils ..here is Spunkys own paragraph..
Be Good Good Peeps I'm Out.
Second place went to Erik Grenet with " Due to rising cost of health insurance, Mrs. Smith decides to perform her own colonoscopy..."
And Third place went to pplucienik with " Damn Fusilli Jerry ! "
And a Great Job everyone !!
For those of you who dont know , we run a Contest every week where I put a picture up and everyone sends in a funny quote and the winner gets to write his own paragraph in my Mondays column like the one above .
Thanks to Vonheller for the photo .
I know most of you have heard of the Joe Millionaire finalist did fetish films back in the day but ill bet you didnt see the pictures yet ..And HERE THEY ARE ..Enjoy
Take this stupid test , STUPID !
Experts are now saying that Space Shuttle Columbia may have started breaking up over the skys of California
Can you say Scumbags ??..eBay removed several items billed as debris from the space shuttle Columbia from the online auction site Saturday, warning anyone attempting to sell fragments from the doomed shuttle could be prosecuted.
Great News for all of us AOL users , It looks like prices might be going down after AOL has to start keeping up with the cutrate Internet Providers out there ...Good , we have been getting screwed for too long !!
Ireland will ban smoking in all workplaces, including pubs and restaurants, starting in 2004..and that will be coming around here too soon , you watch !
This is just so sad that someone actually took the time to do this page , An Ode to David Hasselhoff ?
There is hope for all us Whites guys out there yet ..The Whites guy to Pimpin ...bid now !
And after you read that , You can try out for the new movie ...Pimp Fiction .
Are you a zombie out on th town and are running out of brains to eat , we this place got you covered .
Ummm ??? ...The First Male Pregnancy ??
Katie Price topless ...nice
Laetitia Casta in a tub with her birthday suit on .
Sunday, February 02, 2003
On Friday I said, among other things, that Cox "took what had always been a truly unique station that was full of personality and molded it into a monotonous "loop-tape" that is completely void of any personality.
I'd like to clarify what I meant by this statement. I should have used the words "truly unique show" rather than "truly unique station," because I did not mean to imply that the other on-air talent at WPLR are "void of personality." The remaining on-air staff at WPLR are talented folks, each with their own unique personality.
The "void of personality" statement was meant to refer to the way in which Cox prevented Smith & Barber from being Smith & Barber. The Morning Show used to have far more freedom to do what a Morning Show traditionally does. In my opinion, Cox removed that freedom and prevented Smith & Barber from being themselves.
To the extent that I have offended any of the remaining on-air staff, I apologize. No offense was intended, I just used the wrong word.
Rest in peace
I'm not going to write about the Space Shuttle Colombia explosion. You can and will get plenty of information about the disaster on TV, radio and in newspapers. I'll just say that yesterday was an awful lot like 17 years ago, when Challenger exploded. Very, very sad.
On Friday, The Daily Column had over 7,000 page views! (The daily average is between 2,500 and 3,000 page views.) I'm not sure how many emails John Ryan got so far, but 967 emails arrived here. The Smith & Barber cancellation certainly struck a nerve.
If you didn't get a chance to write WPLR yet, click here to send a message. If you already sent a message, please let me know by clicking here. (I'm trying to keep tabs on how many messages were sent)
Remember, Brian Smith will be making a statement, right here, in the very near future. Stay tuned.
Okay, on to some regular stuff...
The idiots at Network Solutions Inc. (the domain name registrar) accidentally sent emails to thousands of its customers that contained more than 85,000 e-mail addresses of other Network Solutions customers.
Why is she doing this?
Were Russian President Vladimir Putin and Dobby the elf from the latest Harry Potter movie separated at birth?
Cathie Jung of Mystic, Conn holds the Guinness World Record for smallest waist: 15 inches!
Nice top. (But evil eye makeup.)
Want fries with that? Here's the Secret History of French Fries.
Ladies: Check out uglydress.com, and archive of the ugliest bride's maid dresses.
Saturday, February 01, 2003
Breaking News: Space Shuttle Explodes
The Space Shuttle Columbia has exploded over Texas. It was scheduled to land at the Kennedy Space Center at 9:16 a.m. There were seven astronauts on board.
I have already started a discussion topic.
The Mourning Show
Well, I guess the people have spoken: 850 emails so far since 6 am yesterday morning (it's now midnight). There was a common sentiment in nearly all of the messages, and it's very apparent that Smith & Barber will be missed.
Many of you are understandably upset with the suddenness of their departure. After all, there was no warning, and no "goodbye." Some of you have said that not saying "goodbye" was wrong, that it was disloyal, and that Smith & Barber owed you an explanation.
I can tell you with absolute certainty that leaving without saying goodbye is the last thing they would have wanted to do. If given the chance, they would have said goodbye in an appropriate manner. But, they didn't refuse to do a final broadcast, they couldn't do a final broadcast.
Do you really think that Cox was going to give Smith & Barber access to 50,000 watts of broadcast power they day after they were terminated? C'mon. In most corporate environments, your desk is cleared and security is escorting you out the door the moment after you are fired. There was no way in hell that Cox was going to let them get near a microphone.
Remember, this wasn't a situation where all the parties agreed to end the show. It was not, as some have said, "Seinfeld-esque." Seinfeld ended because everyone involved wanted it to end. That was not the case here. Although Bruce was seeking other opportunities, (as is his right) Brian had no such desire to leave, and he had no "irons in the fire." He had every intention to be at work on Friday, not to do the final show, but simply to do the next show.
Having said all that, I am pleased to announce that you will be hearing from Brian very soon, right here, in The Daily Column. Yes, it's our first "exclusive."
We haven't set the date yet, but it will be very soon. So keep visiting.
Rich's Weekend Stuff
Well I am going to leave the Smith & Barber stuff up to Peter and give you guys a little something to take your minds off the whole ridiculous situation over there ..And Brian we are all behind you man !!
I think everyone should email Lappy and tell him what you think of this since he is the only one with the balls to read the emails on that station ....here is his email .. email@example.com
Ok , lets do this weekend style ...
President Bush is saying the Iraq crisis is gonna come to a head in weeks not months so get ready for a war people .
Ok , after "Getting" a $50,000 hummer as a present from his unemployed mother and getting away with it , the best high school basketball player in the country Lebron James loses his eligability to play because he accepted 2 team jerseys from a store ......but he has a hummer from his mom who doesnt work morons !!
Sotheby's auction house is suing Micheal Jackson because he had refused to pay for two paintings worth more than $1.3 million that he had successfully bid for in October...I guess the child groping buisness is paying like it used to , huh mike ??
Really cool Panaramic views of killer landmarks ....check it out !
This is a great and funny game ...Play the Xtreme QB Challenge
Are You Cold , how bout trying on a Nipple Scarf ??
Welcome to the World of the Unibrow ....funny and sad ..Go Figure ?
Ok , Does the East Haven sewing class have stuff up on ebay ???...because you know ehere this girl lives !!!
This one is just for the woman , or you funny guys ?
Kristin Davis from sex in the city
Salma Hayek has beautiful breasts ..BEAUTIFUL !!
Ok , Talk to you Monday !!
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