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Brian Smith at Mario's St. Pat's Happy Hour

Mystery illness

The World Health Organization has issued a warning about a highly contagious and deadly pneumonia-like illness of unknown cause that is becoming a "worldwide health threat."

The heads of the US, England and Spain are meeting in the Azores to synchronize their watches for the start of the war. (My guess is the war will start within 7 days from today.) Meanwhile, the war protests continue.

This is cool: PigeonCam!

Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that had fallen into a latrine. The fumes inside the open pit latrine were poisonous.

A warning from a talking fish?

Oops! The Vatican has lost the keys to heaven. Now what the hell are we gonna do?

This is kinda fun: Try cleaning up this parking lot.

Oh yeah, those supposed photos of the Space Shuttle exploding going around via email-- like everything else like this you ever receive, it's a hoax. These types of email messages are all hoaxes. Complete utter bullshit. I repeat, they are all hoaxes. Stop wasting bandwidth and spreading rumors. Delete anything you receive that makes you say "Oh My God!" because they are all hoaxes. (Same with virus warnings-- they're all hoaxes.) End of story.

Check out this shaved pussy.

Looking for an unusual gift? How about a vulva puppet?

A Canadian man who began to create a chewing gum wrapper chain as a child in 1965 has passed the million mark. It's over eight miles long! Here's his website.

I'm working on the photos from the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's. I'll have them posted soon. Here's a preveiw shot:

Great time yesterday

We had a great time at the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's yesterday. Thanks to Callahan's, Bobby Fant from HotRoc Productions, Bruce Barber and all of you who stopped by.

For those of you who could not attend, I have a bunch of photos that I will be adding to the site by week's end. And yes, there was some Mardi Gras flashing.

Today is Laurie's birthday, so I decided to spend the evening with her last night instead of doing a column. I'll try to do one later today if I have time, but I really want to spend the entire day with her.

See you at the party.

Good Morning!! This is gonna be a short column because I have to go to sleep early for once. I'll see you at Callahan's in Cheshire in a few short hours for what's sure to be a great Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party. Bring your thirst and your appetite because they'll be plenty of beer, and the traditional St. Pat's food.

And ladies, remember to dress to impress. Not only will there be Mardi Gras beads for you to woo from the guys, (Here's a list of tips for trading beads.) but we're going to be looking for the "HotRoc Girl" to help with future HotRoc parties. Bobby Fant will also have tattoos to apply to you personally. Oh yeah, I'll be taking photos of it all too.

Okay, just a few things tonight...

Michael Jackson lost and the concert promoter was awarded $5.3 million for two concerts canceled Jackson canceled back in 1999.

What a lovely couple.

A guy in Texas, accused of mistreating his 11-year-old stepson, has been ordered to spend 30 nights in a kennel.

Ever wonder why we have pubic hair?

Universal Studios Japan made a really big cookie.

Oops! A 12-year-old German boy accidentally burned down a poolhouse and a summer pavilion with a flaming paper airplane.

How about a few nice tops to get in the mood for the party? Nice top. And another. And another.

Okay, that's it. See you at the party.

Make sure you're there!

Just one more day!!

Click here for more info

Rich's Thursday Pre party joint !

One day left till the party and I hope this god damn snow doesnt ruin it for us ...they say it will be almost 50 degrees but who knows the way this damn winter has been going so far ..Global Warming MY ASS !!!

This was sent to me by Sedona Max , I think he might run this website cause this is the 3rd thing he has sent from it so I figure I will put this on and be done with it ...check out Sit Up Sally .

Talk about in the nick of time ..The Supreme Court blocked the execution today of Delma Banks Jr. a short time before he was to have been put to death in Texas for killing a teenager 23 years ago

Three primitive humans who scrambled down a volcano's slopes more than 325000 years ago left their footprints fossilised in volcanic ash. They could be the earliest known footprints of our Homo ancestors...I guess they didnt run fast enough ??

Damn Crockett is Bling , Bling ..Don Johnson's car was stopped for a routine check as he entered Germany from Switzerland and had 8 billion dollars, yes 8 billion dollars in stocks , bonds and cash transaction sheets in his briefcase.???

WTF ??...Madonna & Lenny Kravitz are suing a Texas nightclub for playing there songs ??

Hate getting caught speeding ??..find out where all the speed traps are .

Screw Girls Gone Wild ...how about Priests Gone Wild !!

He-Man ate my balls .....Just Look !#$@

Play find the G-Spot .

For everyone who eats chinese food and wondered what the hell is in it ??..here's your answer !

How bad does this thing piss you off , I wanted to throw my computer out the frigin window ..AARRGGHH !!

Push the little daisies and make em come up .

This is Caprice Bourett, some of you thought it was a man last time I posted her ...I think not !

Christina Ricci is see through top .

Ok , I will be doing a short one tommorow because I will need to get some sleep before I head to Callahans since I work overnight .

Breaking News!

Missing Utah teen Elizabeth Smart has been found alive.

Two more days til the party!

The U.S. government said it had no information to substantiate an Iranian Radio report that Osama bin Laden has been captured and is being held by Pakistani Intelligence. And Pakistan said the report is unfounded and baseless.

Yesterday, the U.S. successfully tested MOAB, (the "Mother of all Bombs") Eglin Air Force Base in northwest Florida. Here's the Department of Defense video. (Lousy quality)

Strike a pose.

Great news! A national "do-not-call" list is now the law. Consumers will be able to enroll in the free service by Internet or toll-free number. Telemarketers will have to check the list every three months to find out who does not want to be called. If they call a person on the list, they could be fined up to $11,000! It should begin operation by this summer.

Plumber's Butt Crack Caulk.

You know how the President "pardons" a turkey each Thanksgiving? Well, turkeys that have been pardoned by the President will now get heat, better bedding, more munchies and even chickens (for friends).

Fathers who breastfeed?

How cold has it been this winter? Cold enough that three of the Great Lakes (Lake Huron, Lake Superior and Lake Erie) have frozen over for the first time in nearly a decade.

General Motors is pulling the plug on its electric car, the "EV1." It never sold the, it only leased it, and it's now demanding every EV1 be returned.

It's about time. AOL has introduced new "Pop-Up Controls" for AOL 8.0.

Here's and interesting site: Rude Food.

Okay, so we have some snow coming tomorrow, but it's supposed to melt away by Friday. So, it won't affect the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's! From the folks I've spoken with, it looks like were gonna have a great turnout.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Im getting my liver in top drinking form for friday, because I think it is going to be totally out of control ..hope to see you all there

Dont forget the CONTEST PICTURE this week , and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Im gonna do this ninja style ......

Fuuget about it ? .....HBO fired back at James Gandolfini with a $100 million countersuit Tuesday over the Sopranos star's refusal to return to work for a fifth season of the acclaimed Mob drama.

Yah , Your car sucks huh ?? ..well check out these .

This is the ULTIMATE momma joke page ...some real funny ones one there .

The US tested one of thier biggest bombs yesterday in Florida in preparation for war ...here is the video .

Take this Ink Blot test if you think your not nuts !

For all you Campers ....How to take a crap in the woods ....funny flash .

The owner of C.O Jones , a mexican restaurant on state street in new haven wants to open a new place in west hartford but the city wont allow it because the name , when put together, means testicles .

For most runners, the race began and ended Sunday.But Bob Wieland is still running the Los Angeles Marathon -- on his hands.

Play 5 finger fillet ....be careful !!!!!

Eliza Dushku making out with another chick ..niccccce .

Uma Thurman topless on beach .

See you all tommorow .

Short one today

There's another PayPal scam circulating. Watch out.

If you're among the approximately 1.5 million Americans who are allergic to peanuts, there's hope. An experimental treatment involving monthly injections has successfully stopped the severe reactions of people who risk death if they ingest the slightest amount of peanut protein.

I'll bet this dog wants to kill it's master.

I thought prices around here were high. Check out the gas prices in San Francisco.

I wonder if we'll use this against Saddam?

It's amazing how many fetishes there are. A woman in London was tricked into letting a complete stranger smear her bare feet with baked beans and syrup "for charity." He took some photos and left.

Interesting outfit. She looks like she has six boobs.

A 58-year-old woman has given birth to twins after receiving fertility treatment.

Librarians in Santa Cruz are warning patrons that the goverment may be spying on them.

This guy made a 1/5 scale Sherman tank for his kid.

Here's a fun game. Play Lesbian or German woman?.

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

For all you of you who are into the forums , we will be moving a couple into the "Old Stuff" index but you still can go in there and comment on anything in there. There are some old topics that are still really fun but there time passed and need to make room for newer stuff ...so go in there and poke around a bit .

I am torn this time of year because I am trying to get in shape for softball season so I started going back to the gym a couple weeks ago and am doing really good with the food until.....I went to Stop and Shop to pick up a few things and there they were when I was leaving ...The Fuckin Girls Scouts with those little ass fatteners ...The Cookies ..of course I had to buy 3 boxes and now im just debating on whether I should eat them or not ?

Ok , nuff about my fat ass , lets rock ......

Can you say Traded ?? David Wells was fined $100,000 Monday for an autobiography filled with revelations of drinking, drug use and disparaging talk that the Yankees felt tarnished their image.

Here's something refreshing for a change... Bob Knight told Texas Tech he wouldn't accept his $250,000 coaching salary this year because his team failed to live up to his expectations — and so did he.

For all you Goodie ,Goodie girls ....Christian Panties .

Impress your fellow workers in the office ..become an Advertising executive online .

Play Strip Poker online .

So you think your a bad ass right ..well I dont think you can handle the Tobasco sauce challenge..are you man enough ?

The Clash , Elvis Costello , The Police , AC/DC & the Righteous Brothers all entered the Rock & Roll hall of fame last night ....they say it was a fantastic ceremony .

This is funny ..Mind of a young man . (thanks Rich)

Ok , I got this one from my old friend Papajoe , I dont really know what to say about except it has kittens in viking outfits and flying puppies that play guitars singing about a gay bar..enough said ??

Hey , if anyone has something they want to submit to me and they think it is funny or cool enough I will post it in the column for you just send those things to.. richie@thedailycolumn.com..Now I cant post everything but some things are just too good to pass up .

Anna knows how to work that sucker .

More Anna all sweated up .

Still more Anna doin it right .

Only 5 days to go!!

This Friday,
March 14th starting at 9:00 a.m.

Join us for Beer, Music, Food, Beads & Boobs

Click here for more info

(Some photos courtesy drunks.com)

Iraqi soldiers surrender

Apparently, Hans Blix forgot to mention his discovery of an undeclared, unmanned aircraft in Iraq. It has a wingspan of 7.45 meters and can be used to disperse chemical and biological agents.

Meanwhile, a bunch of Iraqi soldiers "surrendered" to British troops who were conducting military exercises near the Iraqi border. The Iraqis thought the war had begun. The british told them that they couldn't surrender yet, because the war had not started.

Think your cable modem is fast? Scientists at Stanford University used fiber-optic cables to transfer 6.7 gigabytes of data -- roughly two full DVD movies -- across 6,800 miles in less than a minute! Imagine porn at that speed!

Why guys like golf.

Use of the Internet was banned for years under the Taliban government, but Afghanistan will officially activate its .af Internet domain name today.

This guy does custom artwork -- on teeth.

Now this is a smart farmer. Dennis Haubenschild, a dairy farmer from Princeton, Minnesota, uses the manure from his 800 cows to power a 150 kilowatt generator, which not only provides all the electricity for his farm, but also enough for 80 nearby homes.

This thing is fun to play with.

Nice top.

Rich's Monday Contest Winner's Column

Well its Monday and we all know what that means , another contest winner gets to give his own thoughts on stuff .

First off , here is last weeks contest picture .

And the winner is Dan Bridges with the quote " Rosie O'Donnell's last attempt to get a male date as a teenager" ...and for this funny quote , Dan gets to write his very own column and here it is ....
Wow. Winning with my first submission ever means one
of three things. 1- I am a caption writing genius. 2- I've shot my comedy load very quickly (really, it's never happened to me before). 3- Everyone else's was lame or they couldn't get their email to work. That may be four but whichever it was, I enjoy the site and am honored to win this award. I am also honored to
present my wife. I am one lucky man as you can see.

And third place went to Keith Mitcham with "Michael Jackson gave me this shirt."

Great Job by everyone this week .

Here is this weeks CONTEST PICTURE and dont forget to send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , just a side note that I cant wait till Friday , Im gonna be drinkin like an Indian !!!

Lets Do it ....

For the Ladies ...People with slightly shorter than usual thighs have an increased risk of diabetes, perhaps because of inadequate nutrition in early childhood or in the womb.

We are getting closer because Osama bin Laden, was seen in southern Afghanistan days before US forces launched an operation to find him and members of his network

A popular Times Square video game arcade became the scene of pandemonium early yesterday when a man pulled a gun and sprayed bullets at a crowd, hitting eight people, the police said. Another man pulled a knife and stabbed two people.

Jessica Simpson is smokin ...

If you just cant grasp this whole war thing and what it means ...there is hope ..War on Terrorism for Dummies

Remember the movie Tron ..well play the Tron lightcycle game .

Ohh Shit , Im starting to get a little nervous here .....

I got two words for you ...ready ?....GAY PIMP ...trust me , you will laugh your ass off .

This sucks ....Man sees his sister get hit by car, crosses road to help, gets hit by car coming other direction

This one is for my buddy Vinnie ...T.A.T.U , from russia with love .

Daniela Pestova is a SUPER model .

DID YOU VOTE YET IN THE ADVOCATE POLL YET , IF NOT DO SO TODAY !!!

Rich's Weekend Jam

Hey Yall , Sorry about the column friday , or lack of , but after working a double shift then coming home and shoveling for 3 hours ..I was pooped .

So I dont usually post on the weekend but I figured what the hell .....

Tony Soprano wants out .....says there will be no more "Sopranos" if his pay isnt doubled .

THE first person convicted under a law that bars aid to terrorists appealed his 155-year prison sentence for heading a cigarette smuggling ring and sending $US3,500 ($5,708) in profits to the Lebanese militant group Hizbollah.

Here's one for all you Granola Eaters who belive in the garbage Feng Shui ....a couple tips for you .

American , Delta , Southwest ...Fuck em ..Now there's HOOTERS AIR !

Here is the History of Nose Pickers ....pick me a winner .

Play Full Time Killer ...shoot em up .

I think I might have posted this before but ....People cutting off there own limbs ..LIVE !!

Are you looking for that special someone who you wont have to worry about popping in while you are banging the neighbor ....how bout dating a convict ?

Angie Everheart banged Howard ...

Christina got her cheeks puffed out .

Britneys turkey is ready !!

See you monday and dont forget to vote in the Advocates readers poll..here is the ballot .....#69 should read Rich from Donovans reef

War is just around the corner

Well, dust off the duct tape and unfold the plastic sheeting. Bush prepared the country for war last night.

4.7 million chickens have been quarantined here in Connecticut because of a possible outbreak of avian influenza at an egg farm in the eastern part of the State.

Saddam has ordered U.S. and British style military uniforms to be used by his military to attack Iraqi civilians, and blame it on Western forces.

Only one week until the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's. Let's celebrate this continued tradition in a big way. Come on down and bring your friends!

According to the mayor of Panama City Beach, Florida, if any "Girls Go Wild" in his town this spring break, they will be arrested. Killjoy!

For the second time, a federal appeals court has ruled that the "Child Online Protection Act," which barred Website operators from posting information "inappropriate for minors" unless they limited the site to adults, is unconstitutional, because it restricted free speech. (If it were the law, I would have to password protect this site, and verify that each of you was over 18.)

Speaking of free speech, Vice President Dick Cheney had his lawyer try to get the guy who runs whitehouse.org to remove a photo of his wife and a fake biography. Tough shit, Dick. It's called the First Amendment, and it rules.

One more free speech note: The (idiot) owner of that shopping mall where that lawyer was arrested for refusing to either leave, or remove his "Peace on Earth" t-shirt dropped the charges.

And, some lighter stuff...

How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in five easy steps.

A long tongue gallery.

How to build the best paper airplane in the world.

This helicopter simulation is really cool. (I'm a helicopter pilot so i really liked it.)

Decisions, decisions.

Don't use drugs

Here's an eye opener: The results of habitual drug use. Before and after.

The government will unveil a new $20 bill that will, for the first time ever, have a color other than green in the background.

Keith sent this in: A giant Cheeto up for auction on eBay. (Thanks Keith)

The other day I had asked where all the pro-war protests were. Fox News has a story on the topic.

The entire movie "Deep Throat," in ASCII text.

This guy collects people's discarded grocery lists.

Remember the old Atari 2600? Well, now you can get an Atari joystick with 10 classic games built in that hooks right up to your TV.

This is a very cool clock.

Finally, Lisa Rinni in a very see-through top.

Rich's Thursday Things

Hey everyone , We only have one day left in the contest this week so if you havent gotten your quote in yet ,do that before saturday morning cause thats when I pick a winner ......here is the CONTEST PHOTO

And I know im being a pain in the ass but if you havent voted in the Advocate poll yet , please do so today ...here is the ballot and #69 should be Rich from Donovans Reef if you would be so kind .

Im ready ..Are You ??.....

The Supreme Court considered on Wednesday whether library patrons should be able to surf the Internet without government-ordered pornography filters...Porn in the library ??

Now this lady really doesnt want this war to happen ...A New Zealand woman said on Wednesday she was willing to be crucified by President Bush if he pledges not to attack Iraq.

Play Name That Tune online ....smarty pants !

Ok , just when you have thought you saw it all right ??..well then this fuckin page comes along and throws you for a loop ...I dont know so if someone wants to write me and explain I would appreciate it .

Distort your favorite celebrities faces ....pretty sick .

Ok , this one is for the ladies ...this guy has an 18 " member , truly impressive and real .

Car Wrecks that just make you wanna cry ...the worst one is the Ferrari ..SAD

So you wanna get a little huh ...well we know she aint all that good looking but how many would it take for her to your beauty queen ?

There was a forums satrted a couple days back called "Worst movies " ...well here is the Worst of 2002 ..along with actors , actresses and everything !

For all you Miami Hurrricane fans who still think they were robbed in the Championship game against Ohio State ..Stop your whining and look at this .

Courtney Cox got a nice little pooper .

Salma Hayek got one too

Meet Victoria's Secret model Gisele Bundchen

See you all tommorow ...and dont forget to sign up for the forums !

Crash, bang

My posting was a bit delayed this morning because I'm a bit sore. I got into a car accident yesterday. I was in the left hand lane of George Street, and a woman in the right hand lane took a left turn right in front of me, forcing me off the road. I had about 10 feet to decide whether to hit a big tree or a parked car, and I opted for the parked car. End result? My jeep was totaled, the parked car was totaled, and Laurie and I are both alive, but sore.

Here's an amazing one. A man was arrested and charged with trespassing in an Albany shopping mall on Monday night after he refused to take off his t-shirt that said "Peace on Earth" and "Give peace a chance." This ought to be interesting, the guy's a lawyer.

Back in November, I told you about a small adult novelty store known as "Victor's Little Secret" that was sued by lingerie giant Victoria's Secret. Well, the Supreme Court decided the case and the little guy won.

The Connecticut Lottery is launching a new CD-ROM-based lottery game.

A Mardi Gras photo, and another, and another and one more.

Delta Airlines is testing out a "Computer Assisted Passenger Prescreening System," or CAPPS, which would require background checks on all airline passengers when they book a ticket, including checking credit reports, banking and criminal records. Their new motto, Delta: We love to snoop and it shows.

Nice top(less).

Do me a favor. I want each of you to email or call one other person about the Pre-St. Pat's Party at Callahan's. It's gonna be a blast. Here are some photo's of last year's event that are posted at drunks.com. Check out Bobby Fant applying a tattoo in the bottom right-hand photo on this page.

A few months ago, I posted a link to a site that displayed the Playboy Playmate for the month in which you were born. Playboy made the website take it down, but it's back. A reader had asked me about it about a month ago, but I don't remember who. Anyway, here it is.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I hope all of you voted yesterday in the Advocate poll, If not please look at yesterdays column and vote !!

I am really looking forward to getting everyone together in the chat room , we will announce when the DC meeting will take place and with the people we have in the forums , this should be a great time .

Ok , time to get busy .....

Fourteen jurors were selected here today in Federal District Court for the child sex-abuse case against Philip A. Giordano, the former mayor of Waterbury..Give him the CHAIR !!!

Are you Sponge Worthy ???.. The Today Sponge contraceptive is back on the market, eight years after it disappeared from U.S. drug store shelves.

Check out All the Concept cars from the 2003 Chicago Car Show .....pretty cool .

666 , The Number of the Beast ....and this guy breaks it down , Literally ?

Ansonia had a eating contest yesterday ....seven competitors frantically stuffed their faces with paczkis..my question is what the hell are those ?

If you are Squeamish , dont open this ....its an actual heart beating outside the chest ,If you run your mouse over it , it speeds up .....coool ass shitt !!

Work that ass baby ...Work it !!

It was Fat Tuesday in Providence too ...and we got pics to prove it ( tons of pics here)

Hello Kristie Swanson ...Hello indeed .

A Mariah Heiny sighting !!

DONT FORGET THOSE CONTEST ENTRIES THIS WEEK !!

Happy Mardi Gras!

According to Vanity Fair Magazine, Michael Jackson wears a prosthetic nose, bleaches his skin white because he does not like being black and once paid $150,000 for a "curse" to kill Steven Spielberg.

This is fun.

Sergei Fedorov says he and Anna Kournikova were briefly married but are now divorced and they no longer talk. Well, at least he can say he has slept with her.

It's Mardi Gras! I watched this damn live Mardi Gras cam for about ten minutes last night and I didn't see a single girl flash for beads.

Don't forget, we're having our own "Mardi Gras bead" fest at the Pre-St. Pats Party at Callahan's on March 14th. We'll have the beads, you bring the boobs.

Speaking of the Pre-St. Pats Party at Callahan's, we'd like to do a parking lot parade like Smith & Barber did each year just before Callahan's opened their bar. When the parade enters the bar, it's officially drinking time! What do you think? Think we can get enough of you committed to put together a small parade? Anyone have a bagpipe or a marching band uniform, or any other parade-type stuff? If you're interested in doing a parking lot parade, start a topic in the Discussion Forums.

Apparently, Britney threw a nipple-piercing party for Halloween, and nearly everyone got pierced except for her because she said she is already pierced.

A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs.

And, my friend Dan sent me this. (Thanks, Dan)

Back to Back ??

Well it's that time of the year again ..Time for the "New Haven Advocates Best of reader's poll " and if many of you dont know I won Best Bartender last year and I would not mind winning it again this year but I am going to need your help .

#69 is my catagory ....Rich from Donovans Reef ...is that answer

Here is the Official Ballot to fill out online , You have to fill out at least 30 catagories or it will not be counted ..And you can only fill it out once from your IP address .

Thank you all so much for helping me out and I will thank each of you in person at Callahans in the form of a shot at the bar ...Ohh Yeah !

Ok , I need to get one off here .....

Welcome to the Streakers Hall of Fame

God , they need something ....Following a survey on Monday showing 84 per cent of boys aged between 16 and 17 were exposed to pornography on the internet

A school has banned under sevens from reading the story of the Three Little Pigs in case it offends Muslims

Who's Boobs are these ...HMMM ?

This kid is SO the man with all of his friends !!!

Are you a NINJA ...Find out .

This is a very cool paper airplane simulator ..build one .

Do you have those Saggy Man Boobs ?? ..well thios page might be able to help you bubba .

God damn , I cant wait till summer and get to go on my boat ..Ya, I Wish ?

I dont think they can get any better than THIS

And dont forget this weeks Contest Photo ...we got some good ones already but there is still alot of time .

The Contest Winner's Late , Late Column

Well better late than never but here is RBartholemew's winners column , hey is wife is due anyday now and I know what thats like .....

" WOW... you like me... you really like me. You know when you get into this buisness you don't dare let yourself dream that you could acheive such a lofty goal. But each time you submit a quote a little voice in the back of your head says,"Maybe this time..." Then you get an honorable mention and you tell yourself, "Oh it's just an honor to be nominated!" Trying to make yourself belive that you don't do it for the awards but for your fans. Well, I'm here to tell you that's all BULLSHIT!! Losing sucks!!!!! And I do it all for me!!!! LOL Cuz baby, if I can't make myself laugh who the hell is gonna. In closing I'd like to thank Faith Hill for being the peice of ass that she is. "

Ok , thats all till tommorow !

New feature: Events Central

I added a new feature to the site called "Events Central." You can view, search and add events. "Events" can be anything from the Pre-St. Pat's Party at Callahan's to local band gigs, fundraisers, speakers or even tag sales. Pretty much any local event that you want people to know about. I'll be reviewing all the submissions before they go live just to make sure it's legit, and that all of the info is accurate.

A sketch by artist Salvador Dali that has hung in New York's Riker's Island prison since 1965, has been stolen and replaced with a copy. It's estimated to be worth at least $175,000.

Nine out of eleven British citizens who went to Iraq to be "human shields" have returned to Britain after Iraqi officials told them they had to position themselves at places like to be bombed if they wanted to stay. They said it was "too dangerous." Um, isn't that why they went there? What good is being a "human shield" if you're afraid to position yourself where the bombs will drop?

A 13-yr-old British girl submitted an english essay in SMS text. It baffled the teacher.

Hmm. What exactly is he guarding?

A rain dance in Australia, involving 500 nude women, has been declared a success even though it still has not rained. Of course it was a success. There were 500 nude women dancing around!

Bored? Play some Celebrity Breast Match. There are 215 celebrities to match to their breasts. Or, play this mosquito game. Or, this spider game.

Does it take you too long to put on a condom? Well, try the new "Hotrod Condoms." There's even a demo video there.

Finally, WTF?

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Ok Folks, The ballots are in and we have a winner ..after a whirl wind of controversy and about a dozen hate mails about the pic last week it is all in the past !!

Here is the Contest Picture again that made a couple new enemies last week ...

And the winner was RBartholemew with the quote " After this latest incident at the Hilton , John is longer admitted to handle the wake up calls anymore "

Unfortunatley , RBartholemew never sent me a column to put in this week so there will be no winners column but it is still a great job by Rob !!

Second place went to VJ with " Budget cuts to the fire dept. left the chief with few options "

And Third place went to Tom Colleran with "No you dumb shit!!! I said it's cold in the shower - not golden shower!!!!!"

Some real funny ones this week but its a shame only 3 can win !!

Here is this weeks CONTEST PHOTO .....Good Luck and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , shall we get busy .....

A senior government official warned today that Iraq would halt the destruction of its short-range missiles if the United States tried to circumvent the United Nations Security Council to attack his country...this is ok , there will be no one to fire those weapons after we blow your country sky high !!

What is this world coming to ? ..Broadway Musicians are on strike now .

Telemarketers are pissed ...fuck em !

Pick up lines of the damned ..how many have you used ?

Make your own Farts ...no seriously !@#

Follow the Adventures of Agent Pussy ...

Ok Look , I know this isnt right and I know im going right to hell for this but listen to SLO MO - The Rappin Retard
( its just fun , dont send me any nasty emails please?)

How Bout this site ..Show me your Wound.. people send in pics of there broken bones and shit ...YUMMY !

Pam Anderson is Cooooollllddd .

Pam is cold in howards studio too .

Jamie Pressely Nude

Discussion Groups login problem

A few of you have written me to tell me you are having problems logging in to the Discussion Groups. For what it's worth, I am having the same problem. It's because of a bug with Internet Explorer version 6.x and "cookies." (This version is really buggy)

If you are not able to log into or out of the Discussion Groups, or if it refuses to save your password, here's the only way to fix it (until MS fixes their program):

From within Internet Explorer:

 1. Select Tools
 2. Select Internet Options
 3. Select the General tab
 4. In the Temporary Internet Files section, click Settings.
 5. Press the View Files button.
 6. Scroll down the "Name" column on the left, until you find the file called: Cookie:yourusername@www.thedailycolumn.com/
 7. Right-click on that file and select Delete.
 8. Close the Temporary Internet Files folder.
 9. Close all of the Internet Options windows.
10. Go back to the Discussion Groups and try to login.

I know this is annoying, but this is the only "fix" that I know of.

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