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Monday, March 31, 2003
Short one this morning
Short one for me this morning. I have a meeting I have to run to.
War correspondent Peter Arnett has been fired by NBC and MSNBC for comments he had made during an interview he had granted to Iraqi TV.
CNN reported that Geraldo Rivera has been expelled from Iraq after he drew a map in the sand during a report, in violation of the reporting rules. Apparently he has been dropped off at the Kuwait border.
Two U.S. soldiers were stranded in the desert for a week and survived.
Well, I got fooled. That Dog Island thing from yesterday was a hoax, and I got sucked right into it. (Thanks for pointing it out Dave)
Check out all the stuff this guy makes out of aluminum cans.
Rich's Monday Supercolumn extravaganza
Hello All , No I did not die ..I just took a couple days off because I have been really busy with work and all .
I got this the other day and thought it was genius ..it said "You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy,
Remember , The Contest winners column is in tommorow's column along with the new contest photo so be on the lookout for that in tommorow's column .
And away we go ......
First Class private Flipper is reporting for duty ...here are pictures of the marine dolphins fighting in the war for US.
God help us all..Diana Ross is writing her memoirs..The singer says the book will include details of her drink driving arrest, the break-up of her marriage and the disastrous Supremes reunion tour.
Oh my god , I cant believe im even typing this but Lesbian pop duo Tatu claim they have sex with each other three times a day.
Saying "Harry Potter" makes witchcraft and wizardry alluring to
Read about crime stories on serial killers, the mafia , terrorists and assasians here ...interesting shit .
Be included along with the 6 million names that have allready signed a mass-email to the troops fighting for our Country. It literally takes 10 seconds to do.
Yakety Yak ..Bomb Iraq . ( thanks Helene)
Constipated ??.. you better get yourself a Grunt Pole .
Are you Stressed ??..Take the test and find out now .
Mysteriously successful Wall Street trader claims to be a time traveller from the year 2256...Umm, HUH ..OK ?
So the guy sitting across from you at the poker game is cheating ....learn how to kill someone with a playing card .
Lots o pics of supermodel adriana sklenarikova naked ..
Kirsten Dunst has a nice ass
Sunday, March 30, 2003
I took the day off yesterday
Iraq claims that 4,000 Arabs had come to Iraq ready to "martyr" themselves by blowing themselves up.
Thotsaphon Yonganukul won the Miss Transvestite contest held in Thailand.
From now on, NASA will use spy satellites to capture detailed images of Space Shuttles in orbit.
Check out this car crushed under a truck that was toppled over by a tornado in Miami. No one was hurt.
See what you are.
Summer's coming, and so are mosquitos. Fortunately, there's a new Starwars Mosquito Defense System to keep them away.
This guy built a boat out of twigs.
Okay, this is very cool. Play 20 questions with the computer and have it guess what you are thinking of. I did it three times and it figured it out each time!
A German man who was caught masturbating on a train was ordered to stop -over the train's loudspeaker.
Not sure why a dog owner would do this, but check out Dog Island, where over 2,500 dogs live in a non-domestic setting.
Bored? Try the online Etch-a-Sketch.
Saddam once received the "Key to the City" of Detroit.
Finally, health authorities in Cameroon have warned the population that it is not a good idea to drink piss.
Friday, March 28, 2003
45 mph in a shopping cart
A Vancouver girl was injured after the shopping cart she was riding in crashed while speeding down a hill at 45 miles per hour!
This is funny. A computer version of the start of the Bible.
Looks like "Trenyce" from American Idol is the latest of the show's contestants to her "checkered past" revealed. She had been arrested in 1999 on a felony theft charge.
Here's a better shot of the "WRISTOMO," that wristwatch cell phone I mentioned yesterday.
This is amazing. This guy figured out a way to place a record album on his flatbed scanner, scan it, and decode the data in the grooves to play music. It sounds crappy, but you can hear music. He calls it a "Digital Needle." (Thanks to Brian for pointing this one out.)
To any of you considering hypnosis.
This tank game is tough. I couldn't do it without crashing.
That blog from inside Iraq has been silent for several days now, and everyone is wondering what happened to the author.
Thursday, March 27, 2003
Lucky guy! A Royal Marine Commando was shot in the head four times and lived to tell about it. His Kevlar helmet saved his life.
The DUI coordinator for a county in Georgia was arrested for, you guessed it, driving under the influence. Idiot.
Here's a weird one: Scientists say 6.7 magnitude earthquake is taking place right now beneath the Northwest US, but it's slowly unleashing its energy instead of letting it out in one big quake.
Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan died Wednesday at age 76.
WTNH has a short transcript of one of former Mayor Giordano's cell phone conversations. Sick stuff.
This takes a while to load, and you have to wait through an ad, but watch what happens when these delivery guys arrive at a home and find a naked woman answering the door.
Check this wrist cellphone out. It's only for the Japanese market for now, but it's cool.
Want some shitty advice? Here you go.
Make a visit to the Center for Vanished Celebrities.
Lisa Marie Presley admits that she actually had sex with Michael Jackson.
Rich's Thursday Jam
We have alot of good entries for this week's Contest but there is still one more day of it to come up with something really funny so that you will have the opportunity to write your very own column ..
As Dee Snider would say ..I wanna rock ......
In a follow up to Peter's article yesterday on Code Red and what will happen , The Goverment has a website telling us to be ready and tells us how to be ready ..kinda scary but the cold hard facts people .
Well as a Dallas Cowboys fan it was kind of a crappy day today because Emmitt Smith signed with the Arizona Cardinals. ... how shitty all around .
Internet service provider EarthLink has launched a new service to lure subscribers who want faster connections but aren't willing to pay for broadband...let me put it this way , you never get something for nothing !!!
Now here is the best War news I have heard so far ..Maxim and Stuff magazines are sending free copies to the troops to boost moral .
I think he is an ass ...but Lenny Kravitz released a peace anthem with an Iraqi pop star joining a growing list of recording artists to release protest songs directly to the Internet to bypass a cautious and sometimes hostile radio market.
Waiters and Waitresses comment on Celebrity Tippers ....Good and BAD !
There are 42 different games you could play on this one page ..check it out .
Oh shit , the cows are pissed .
Model and wanna be actress Monica Bellucci
Kylie Minogue caught topless ..AGAIN ?( I think she does it on purpose)
Ok DCer's , Sign this guys guestbook and abuse the hell out of him ..with this site he is asking for it .
Someone sent me THIS PHOTO
Ok Sportsfans ..thats all for now .
Wednesday, March 26, 2003
Hard to find non-war news
With all the war news, it's getting harder to find things that are not war related.
Here's one war related site that I find very interesting. It's a "blog" written by a guy inside Baghdad. Very interesting reading. He was knocked off the net for a few days, but he's back.
Former Waterbury Mayor Phil Giordano was found guilty on nearly all counts in his federal child-sex abuse trial. It was also his 40th birthday.
Connie Chung got the boot from CNN.
This is scary: That mysterious and deadly flu-like illness turns out to be caused by a variation of the common cold virus.
Researchers are testing a new, experimental painkiller that is two to three times more powerful than morphine and is non-addictive. This is great news. Do you have any idea how many people become addicts as a results of legitimately prescribed painkillers?
Hey, those of you in Norway who saw that UFO the other night-- investigators think it was a cat getting electrocuted on a live wire.
The City of Grove City, Minnesota fired its two-person police department, and the residents are pissed.
Cool shot of a satellite launch.
A new enzyme-catalyzed battery has been created that could one day run cell phones and laptop computers on shots of vodka.
Are you a Hooters fan? So is this guy.
Now they're boycotting American goods overseas in protest to the war in Iraq.
It's that time of year again. Spring-Breakers losing their inhibitions.
Wondering what could happen if the Terror Alert goes to red?
Check out the computer this guy built.
Here's a different sort of pet. How about a penguin?
Rich's Humpday Happenings
Happy middle of the week to everyone , I hope everyone enjoyed my first week of Contest Winners columns ...I thought Boogietrunks did a great job and I hope the winners in the weeks and months ahead can do the same.
Ok , on with the show my man ............
A Massive sandstorm has haulted our troops on the way to Bagdhad.
Umm hello ?..Common Sense ? ? .....Many studies have found marijuana to be harmful to the memory of the user, but a new study suggests that pregnant women who smoke pot can pass those cognitive problems on to their babies.
Mystic Aquarium is training Dolphins to fight for us in the war , getting a little desparate arent we ??
Waste a lot of time on the computer , well this site will help you waste it better ....The Time Wasters Guide .
This is a great story if you have the time , priceless..really priceless !
Remember the MASH (Mansion-Apartment-Shack-House) game you used to play when you were a little kid, to predict what your life would be like when you grow up? ..well Play MASH online .
This is real cool , American Military Aircrafts in 3-D .
Here are pictures of random people passed out drunk and thier cruel friends who take advantage of them.
Play Loop Racer ...an army racing game .
Hey , Wanna play this game where I drive my car by and you try and throw a shovel in the back seat ?....Ok , just dont hit me in the head , ok ??..DDDUUHH !!!
Im on a Britney kick lately , here is her nice ass with a wedjie (she on the right in the white hat)
Ohh Britney , the turkey is way done !
Jennifer Garner in little nightie .
Ok , see ya manyana ..
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
BOOGIETRUNKS own winning column
Ok Folks , here is the first Contest Winners Column in the new way we are doing it ..Boogie Trunks sent me all these links with quote to go along and this is what he gets ...CONGRATS BOOGIE !!
Send your entries to firstname.lastname@example.org
Here we go ....
Someone call Ripley, I won Photo Contest! Quick hello to my wife Kasey, and all the guys, PJ, Chris, Mike, Todd, Gary, Matt. Can't wait to see you guys again!
OK -- here it goes, if these have been on TDC before, I apologize but check it out.
Roman Polanski was awarded an Oscar last night! Am I the only one who thinks it's despicable that a convicted child rapist is hailed by his peers and given awards?
Eminem beat out U2 for Best original Song too.
This movie is gonna be hilarious. Eugene Levy and Christopher Guest are geniuses
Having trouble on the throne? Wanna lose 5 lbs quickly? Try This I have done it before, and it is apalling what comes out.
Wanna check out the view here in sunny FLA??
This page alone explains the end of my Forum signature!
Here's a great Web based Radio Station -- Channel 5 is the best!
I'm sorry but this needs no more explanation -- she is just .. . . . . . ..
When ever I need to laugh and forget a bad day -- look at this!
Wanna print up a funny story about a co-worker? Check this place out
Finally -- WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!? I know he's from Florida -- but I AM NOT!
Rich's Tuesday Contest Winners Column
Ok folks here it is , the results are from this week's contest and we have a winner .
First off , here was last week's picture
And the winner was BOOGIETRUNKS with the quote "How the hell is she reading that? All my letters are upside down!"
His very own column will be following mine for winning this week ...look for it !
Second place went to Chris Soldi with " o.k. - i hear what you're reading but my book just doesn't say that...what page are you on??"
And Third place went to Pete Sampiere with "G.W.: I can't read this, it's written in 'Mexicanese.'"
Great Job by everyone this week and make sure you get those quotes in for this weeks contest because with these new changes in the winners prize , you could really do some damage .
Ok , shall we dance a little ....
We are going in to Bagdahd today , they say it's gonna be like hell on earth .
Due to the latest rash of these it makes me think that some of these girls are going willingly ...A 14-year-old Michigan girl missing since March 1 was recovered safely yesterday, and her companion, a convicted murderer, was arrested without incident.
Paul Simon is an Eminem fan ...cant you see him throwing his middle finger in the air while crowd surfing at an Eminem show ??
Play Andrew U.K ..kick his ass !
The Superbowl is Gay ...so this kid says ?
An adult entertainer was killed early Friday when a hit-and-run driver struck him as he brawled with a rival stripper in the middle of the street ..Crazy naked dudes fighting over the last testicle tassle !
This site sticks out all the Insultingly stupid movie physics .funny but true !
This is way cool , make any picture into a text image ...(i think peter may have posted this before ?)
GOD DAMMM !!
Monday, March 24, 2003
St. Pat's photos are posted
The photos from the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's are posted. Enjoy!
According to British intelligence, Saddam's aides are pleading with Russia to find them a top surgeon to save his life. However, news agencies are confident that the person supposedly appearing on live television early this morning, was Saddam.
It was a messy day of war yesterday.
Michael Moore was booed as he lashed out against the war and the President at last night's Oscar ceremony.
A British woman killed herself by consuming the caffeine equivalent of 700 cups of coffee! She took hundreds of caffeine stimulant pills and washed them down with Red Bull energy drink.
A man who robbed Hooters in Milford two years ago was sentenced to 9 years in prison and banishment for for life.
Now this looks interesting.
Tired of all the war coverage on TV? Try the TV War Coverage Drinking Game.
Rich's Monday Stuff
Hey Boys and Girls ,
I just want to start out by saying , and I hope I speak for everyone , that our thoughts and prayers go out to the families who lost thier sons and daughters over the weekend fighting for our country and also hope for a safe return of our captured soilders and a safe return ..GIVE EM HELL BOYS !!
I am again going to hold off till tommorow on the Copntest winner because I didnt get a winers paragraph yet ..AGAIN !
Ok lets do this Napalm style ....
The Oscars were last night ..Blah,Blah,Blah ..the end
Liz Hurley and Denis Leary getting it on ...WHAT !@%#
Can you belive this ...A US soldier most likely acted out of resentment yesterday when he threw grenades into tents at a 101st Airborne Division command center, killing a fellow serviceman.
Welcome to the Flat Earth Society , these people believe the earth is flat ..I didnt even ask ??
Play Sonic the Hedgehog
This guy is fed up so he made a website about things him and his girlfriend have argued about .
For all you Simpson fans ..The Ralph Wiggam sound board ....these are grat for doing crank calls to your friends but you need a speaker phone or they dont work .
Get your free cupholder here ...
Britney Spears upskirt with no panties ..(I hope you are all able to see this cause it is splendid) .
One more Britney , on the beach ..NICE !!
See ya tommorow with a new contest photo and the winners !
Weekly Picture Contest Change ***
There is going to be a slight change in the winners prize of the weekly contest photo quote contest like I mentioned last week .
In the past , the winners were allowed to submit to me a paragraph or two that would be added into my Mondays column but I recently thought that just wasnt enough .....so here is the change ...
Now you will be allowed to do a whole column that will be posted on it's own , SEPARATE from mine with your own name on it ...you can add links , sites ...whatever you wish to do with it is fine with me ..If you want to rant on for a couple 1000 words ...fine with me , its your column .
And the Winners column will now be posted on TUESDAY, not monday anymore ..this is to give the winner a little while longer to look for some good stuff to add to his or her's column ..
You will send me the column the same way , to my email address and I will add it for you , if you need help on how do it ..pointers or such just let me know .
So good luck with those quotes and I am looking forward to seeing your name up in the DC !
Sunday, March 23, 2003
100 miles from Baghdad
Coalition ground forces are closing in on Baghdad.
According to British intelligence, Saddam Hussein is still alive, but that he was been so badly wounded in the attack on his bunker, that he needed a blood transfusion.
An Illinois judge has ordered cigarette maker Philip Morris USA to pay $10.1 billion dollars for misleading smokers.
Some folks have all the luck: A 25-year-old software engineer from Los Angeles won a $39 million payout from a slot machine!
And other folks have no luck: Keith Sanderson lost part of his thumb in a work accident. Five months later, while he was trying to show his bosses how the first accident happened, he lost part of his index finger!
Madonna's "Swept Away" swept the 23rd Annual Razzie Awards, for the worst movie in Hollywood.
Jerry Lewis is pissed of at a radio station whose disc jockey impersonated him in a five minute conversation with French President Jacques Chirac.
Psst. Wanna buy some good stuff cheap? Buy from the Energy Department. They sold 23 trucks for 17 cents each, a $9,000 copier for a nickel.
I thought I'd have the St Pats photos done for posting today, but I don't. Sorry. It's taking longer than I thought. Hopefully I'll be able to post them for tomorrow's column.
Friday, March 21, 2003
Rich's Late Friday Super Column
Hey , Sorry about the late column today but No sleep for 2 days catches up with you quick when you get a chance to sleep ...ZZZZZZZ .
Peter was right when he said there are better places to get all your war news , so I will not comment on it until it is over ...this is neither the time or place for it .
Last day for your contest photo picture ..so get those in today !
Where's basky?? , Where's Basky??? .....LETS ROCK !!!!!
There is a new online dating service that is supposed to blow all others away ...it's called WEBDATE and it's free
Everybody run ..Liberace's got a gun !!
Now this is a way to demonstrate..To demonstrate how U.S. policy makes them sick, anti-war protesters hold a "vomit-in" at SF's Federal Building
Im moving to Wisconsin today ....PETA urges Wisconsin to change its official beverage from milk to beer.
I got 2 words for this link ..RECTAL INSERTIONS !!
Mary wants a husband and this is the first sentence on her webpage .."If I were going to be in a relationship, I'd need a man who doesn't masturbate because he wants to have sex with only his wife. " ..HAHAHAHAHA , have fun dying and old maid lady !!!!.
Jimmy Joe and Bobby Sue were bored at the trailer park so they grabbed their moms pinto and jumped the river ...ahh white trash , gotta love em !
The L.A gangs (bloods and crips) have there own message boards ...funny illiterate stuff on here .
You have seen this guy on Maury and other trash shows ...The Video Vigilante is on the job ...pics on here too
I cant wait till summer time ...Almost here
The war continues...
There are far better sources than here to get this news, but here's a quick summary: It's 3:00 am Friday morning, and U.S. and British troops are inside Iraq and heading to Baghdad. So far the "shock and awe" that was expected, has not occurred. There's no definitive answer as to what's going on, but after watching and reading the various news coverage at this hour, it looks like Iraqi military leaders are in communication with U.S. officials and that Sadam is either dead, injured or for whatever reason no longer in control of his military. Anyway, here's the latest briefing.
Okay, onto the non-war stuff...
This guy's not to bright: A man who pleaded guilty to aggravated assault had an additional six months tacked onto his eight-year sentence after he mooned the judge.
Forty-nine-year-old Don Gorske eats two Big Macs each day, and logs everything that he eats. He ate his 19,000th Big Mac on Tuesday and is in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Monica Lewinsky will soon be hosting a new hidden-identity dating show for Fox, called "Mr. Personality." It debuts in April.
Here's a game with a "War on Terror" theme. Swap heads to get three in a row.
These are cute: Vagina Paintings.
If you have the time, read this. It's a great story about a guy who deposited a fake check for $95,000 and the adventure that ensued.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Rich's Wartime Statement
On this somber day in American history , I only have one thing to say ....
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ALL DURING THIS !!
Columns will continue on Friday but out of respect this is the only way to do it .
THE WAR HAS BEGUN
The President will address the nation at 10:15 this evening.
Less than 24 hours
Here's an ominous photo.
Meanwhile, a tobacco farmer protesting declining subsidies held police at bay on Tuesday from his tractor in a pond near Washington's monuments.
On Tuesday, New Haven police pulled a car over in a routine motor vehicle stop. They arrested the driver and placed him in the back of a cruiser that was equipped with a cage and secure doors. Somehow, he got out, jumped in another cruiser and took off.
Eminem has hired a body double for fear of being shot by a rap rival.
What does the fully equipped American soldier carry with him into battle? Baby wipes! It actually makes sense. I carry them in my car for the same reason.
Bored? Play some soccer.
This advertisement was banned in the UK because it was considered too scary for children.
This is cool: Front pages of newspapers from around the world.
Laurie got locked out of the house yesterday wearing nothing but long t-shirt (and I mean nothing). To get in, she borrowed a ladder from the yard next door, climbed onto the porch roof and squeezed in the second floor bathroom window. These things only happen to Laurie.
Finally, from the cover of a British publication, Britney's braless boobs.
Rich's Games Galore !!
I figured I would do things a little different today and give all of you who read this at work something to do all day instead of your real work ...enjoy all the games !!
Dont forget the Contest Photot this week also .
Here are the games ....
Play Helicoptor Gunship
Play World Cup Fever
Play Badger Racing
Play Mini Golf
Play Spear toss
Play Gmax Skateboarding
Play Super Collapse
Play Virtual Hunter ...(Im not sure if this one is gonna work ?)
Play Grandpa Boxing
Play 5 finger fillet
Play Cops and Robbers
Play Stash the Stash
Play Strip Black Jack
Ok , I think this should keep you guys busy for a couple days and get most of you in big trouble at work ...so , ENJOY THE GAMES !!
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
Well, this ought to be an interesting week. In his speech last night, President Bush gave Saddam 48 hours (until 8:15 p.m. EST on Wednesday) to get him and his youngins outta town. Right after his speech, the Terror Alert was raised to orange. Meanwhile, between between 20,000 and 30,000 Iraqi soldiers have already deserted their posts.
Okay, let's go...
I wasn't able to attend, but Brian wanted to send his thanks to all of you who stopped by Happy Hour at Mario's Cafe in Derby yesterday. He said everyone had a great time.
He blinked! James Gandolfini has moved to dismiss his lawsuit against HBO (and HBO in turn, agreed to dismiss its $100 million countersuit against him)
You know the old saying "marriage changes everything"? Well, apparently it doesn't.
In local news, Joe Carlucci, owner of Carlucci's Restaurant in Bethel, CT, and a member of the United States Pizza Team, will compete at the World Pizza Championship in April in Salsomaggiore, Italy.
Speigel and Eddie Bauer stores have filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy protection.
I've never been to Germany, maybe some of you have been there and can relate to this article on their toilets.
Elisha Cuthbert (from the show "24") was badly bitten by a mountain lion.
Cool! Check this thing out.
One final note to the folks who post in the Discussion Forums: Please re-read this first post carefully.
Rich's Tuesday Contest Winners Column
Here it is , This weeks Contest Winner , I waited as long as I could for the winner to send me their winners paragraph and here it is tuesday and no paragraph so the show must go on without it ......
Here is last weeks contest photo, In case you forgot.
And the winner is T2xt2 with the quote "Bitten by a radioactive trouser snake, Lana the Lesbian becomes hideously transformed into her worst nightmare.!"
like I said I waited an extra day for the paragraph and still nothing so there is going to be no winners words this week .
Second place went Kabcreations123 with "Pfizer had some kinks to work out before gaining FDA approval to distribute Viagra"
Third place went to Stevect with " . . . imagine getting thrown out of Planned Parenthood just for asking for free condoms!"
And a new 4th place vote went to Brian Clark with "Rolf, the new runway superstar,is modeling an outfit from the famous jacket maker " MEMBERS ONLY"
Very,very funny stuff this week from all of you ..too bad I could only pick a couple .
Lets get down to buisness ....
We got 48hrs till D-Day2 ...President Bush planned to issue an ultimatum tonight to President Saddam Hussein, declaring that the only way to avoid war was for the Iraqi leader to leave his country with his top advisers.
Ok , there is no way this can be good at all ...Microsoft said Monday that it discovered a critical security vulnerability in a component of its Windows 2000 operating system that could enable a remote attacker to gain total control of a machine running Windows 2000
Howard Stern is suing the producers of the show "Are you hot or not" claiming it was his idea years back .
Ever wonder what is in those paper bags the bums carry around ..Call them bum wines, street wines, fortified wines, wino wines, or twist-cap wines. Whatever you call these beverages for the economical drunkard, this page explores the top five .Enjoy !
For the woman who wants to know what its like to get kicked in the balls , here you go .
Lick my pole ! ....people licking the pole at a strip joint , nasty ..ewwww .
For all the geeks who read this site everyday ..Make your own Ninja movie !
Are you so pissed at someone where the only way to get back at them is to cast a voodoo curse on them ...well this lady will do it for you ...cheap .
Welcome to Who's Alive and Who's Dead - the site that helps you keep track of which famous people have died and which are still alive!
Halle Berry has the best breasts around .
Liz Hurley tanning topless ...ahh the side shot !
Also I added a couple new topics in the forums , take a look and comment on them .
Monday, March 17, 2003
The President will address the nation at 8:00 pm tonight. He will issue a final ultimatum to Saddam-- leave Iraq or we will attack.
Saddam says he won't leave.
The UN has ordered all inspectors and staff to leave Iraq.
Brian Smith at Mario's St. Pat's Happy Hour
Missed the party at Callahan's? Well, Brian Smith will be the guest MC tomorrow at Mario's Cafe at 4:00pm for a St. Patrick's Day Happy Hour Party! There will be drink specials & giveaways, corned beef & cabbage, and the Highland Rovers will be playing at 6:30 pm. Mario's Cafe is located at 165 Main Street in Derby, Connecticut. They can be reached at (203) 734-5248. If you need driving directions, click here.
Erin Go Blahhhh
Happy St Patty's Day everyone , make sure you all go out and get some good corned beef tonight cause tommorow we may have to start hiding in our houses if this war starts .
The New Haven Parade this year was great , For those of you who didnt go to it you really missed out on some great weather and some great people down there this year !!
IM HOLDING OFF ON THE CONTEST WINNER UNTIL TOMMOROW BECAUSE THE WINNER HAS NOT EMAILED ME YET AND I WANT TO GIVE HIM ONE MORE DAY .
Lets do this blarney stone style ...
Here's something for the holiday ..The Evil Leprechan
Thinking of going on vacation with the wife , how bout Vikings travel ?...Viking's is an all inclusive erotic adult fantasy resort located in the Caribbean with a full staff of the world's most beautiful and exotic escorts.
This one is for all those people in the forums when we had that nice heated discussion about the group "CREED" and those who hated them ( I like them by the way )
A pretty cool "Bomb Bin Laden " game ..play it .
Everyone meet Starterup Steve ...what a guy !
There is someone I met at the Callahans party that runs her own website where Dawn and Rachel(the one I met) Do there own movie reviews and have listings and schedules on there , It's called GOBOHEADS.COM ...check it out !
From the Dumbass File ...A high school basketball player has been suspended after dropping something during a tournament game: a small bag of marijuana.
OHHH BABY .....The music industry this week condemned the launch of two recording systems that will let people copy between 30 and 100 hours of music onto a single disc. The launches, from electronics giants Sony and Philips, are being seen as a potential pirates' charter.
Who saw Christina Augliera on SNL sat night , AWWW .
Sunday, March 16, 2003
Brian Smith at Mario's St. Pat's Happy Hour
Missed the party at Callahan's? Well, Brian Smith will be the guest MC tomorrow at Mario's Cafe at 4:00pm for a St. Patrick's Day Happy Hour Party! There will be drink specials & giveaways, corned beef & cabbage, and the Highland Rovers will be playing at 6:30 pm. Mario's Cafe is located at 165 Main Street in Derby, Connecticut. They can be reached at (203) 734-5248. If you need driving directions, click here.
The World Health Organization has issued a warning about a highly contagious and deadly pneumonia-like illness of unknown cause that is becoming a "worldwide health threat."
The heads of the US, England and Spain are meeting in the Azores to synchronize their watches for the start of the war. (My guess is the war will start within 7 days from today.) Meanwhile, the war protests continue.
This is cool: PigeonCam!
Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that had fallen into a latrine. The fumes inside the open pit latrine were poisonous.
A warning from a talking fish?
Oops! The Vatican has lost the keys to heaven. Now what the hell are we gonna do?
This is kinda fun: Try cleaning up this parking lot.
Oh yeah, those supposed photos of the Space Shuttle exploding going around via email-- like everything else like this you ever receive, it's a hoax. These types of email messages are all hoaxes. Complete utter bullshit. I repeat, they are all hoaxes. Stop wasting bandwidth and spreading rumors. Delete anything you receive that makes you say "Oh My God!" because they are all hoaxes. (Same with virus warnings-- they're all hoaxes.) End of story.
Check out this shaved pussy.
Looking for an unusual gift? How about a vulva puppet?
I'm working on the photos from the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's. I'll have them posted soon. Here's a preveiw shot:
Saturday, March 15, 2003
Great time yesterday
We had a great time at the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's yesterday. Thanks to Callahan's, Bobby Fant from HotRoc Productions, Bruce Barber and all of you who stopped by.
For those of you who could not attend, I have a bunch of photos that I will be adding to the site by week's end. And yes, there was some Mardi Gras flashing.
Today is Laurie's birthday, so I decided to spend the evening with her last night instead of doing a column. I'll try to do one later today if I have time, but I really want to spend the entire day with her.
Friday, March 14, 2003
See you at the party.
Good Morning!! This is gonna be a short column because I have to go to sleep early for once. I'll see you at Callahan's in Cheshire in a few short hours for what's sure to be a great Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party. Bring your thirst and your appetite because they'll be plenty of beer, and the traditional St. Pat's food.
And ladies, remember to dress to impress. Not only will there be Mardi Gras beads for you to woo from the guys, (Here's a list of tips for trading beads.) but we're going to be looking for the "HotRoc Girl" to help with future HotRoc parties. Bobby Fant will also have tattoos to apply to you personally. Oh yeah, I'll be taking photos of it all too.
Okay, just a few things tonight...
Michael Jackson lost and the concert promoter was awarded $5.3 million for two concerts canceled Jackson canceled back in 1999.
What a lovely couple.
A guy in Texas, accused of mistreating his 11-year-old stepson, has been ordered to spend 30 nights in a kennel.
Ever wonder why we have pubic hair?
Universal Studios Japan made a really big cookie.
Oops! A 12-year-old German boy accidentally burned down a poolhouse and a summer pavilion with a flaming paper airplane.
Okay, that's it. See you at the party.
Thursday, March 13, 2003
Make sure you're there!
Just one more day!!
Rich's Thursday Pre party joint !
One day left till the party and I hope this god damn snow doesnt ruin it for us ...they say it will be almost 50 degrees but who knows the way this damn winter has been going so far ..Global Warming MY ASS !!!
This was sent to me by Sedona Max , I think he might run this website cause this is the 3rd thing he has sent from it so I figure I will put this on and be done with it ...check out Sit Up Sally .
Talk about in the nick of time ..The Supreme Court blocked the execution today of Delma Banks Jr. a short time before he was to have been put to death in Texas for killing a teenager 23 years ago
Three primitive humans who scrambled down a volcano's slopes more than 325000 years ago left their footprints fossilised in volcanic ash. They could be the earliest known footprints of our Homo ancestors...I guess they didnt run fast enough ??
Damn Crockett is Bling , Bling ..Don Johnson's car was stopped for a routine check as he entered Germany from Switzerland and had 8 billion dollars, yes 8 billion dollars in stocks , bonds and cash transaction sheets in his briefcase.???
WTF ??...Madonna & Lenny Kravitz are suing a Texas nightclub for playing there songs ??
Hate getting caught speeding ??..find out where all the speed traps are .
Screw Girls Gone Wild ...how about Priests Gone Wild !!
He-Man ate my balls .....Just Look !#$@
For everyone who eats chinese food and wondered what the hell is in it ??..here's your answer !
How bad does this thing piss you off , I wanted to throw my computer out the frigin window ..AARRGGHH !!
Push the little daisies and make em come up .
This is Caprice Bourett, some of you thought it was a man last time I posted her ...I think not !
Christina Ricci is see through top .
Ok , I will be doing a short one tommorow because I will need to get some sleep before I head to Callahans since I work overnight .
Wednesday, March 12, 2003
Missing Utah teen Elizabeth Smart has been found alive.
Two more days til the party!
The U.S. government said it had no information to substantiate an Iranian Radio report that Osama bin Laden has been captured and is being held by Pakistani Intelligence. And Pakistan said the report is unfounded and baseless.
Strike a pose.
Great news! A national "do-not-call" list is now the law. Consumers will be able to enroll in the free service by Internet or toll-free number. Telemarketers will have to check the list every three months to find out who does not want to be called. If they call a person on the list, they could be fined up to $11,000! It should begin operation by this summer.
Plumber's Butt Crack Caulk.
You know how the President "pardons" a turkey each Thanksgiving? Well, turkeys that have been pardoned by the President will now get heat, better bedding, more munchies and even chickens (for friends).
Fathers who breastfeed?
How cold has it been this winter? Cold enough that three of the Great Lakes (Lake Huron, Lake Superior and Lake Erie) have frozen over for the first time in nearly a decade.
General Motors is pulling the plug on its electric car, the "EV1." It never sold the, it only leased it, and it's now demanding every EV1 be returned.
It's about time. AOL has introduced new "Pop-Up Controls" for AOL 8.0.
Here's and interesting site: Rude Food.
Okay, so we have some snow coming tomorrow, but it's supposed to melt away by Friday. So, it won't affect the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's! From the folks I've spoken with, it looks like were gonna have a great turnout.
Rich's Humpday Happenings
Im getting my liver in top drinking form for friday, because I think it is going to be totally out of control ..hope to see you all there
Fuuget about it ? .....HBO fired back at James Gandolfini with a $100 million countersuit Tuesday over the Sopranos star's refusal to return to work for a fifth season of the acclaimed Mob drama.
Yah , Your car sucks huh ?? ..well check out these .
This is the ULTIMATE momma joke page ...some real funny ones one there .
The US tested one of thier biggest bombs yesterday in Florida in preparation for war ...here is the video .
Take this Ink Blot test if you think your not nuts !
For all you Campers ....How to take a crap in the woods ....funny flash .
The owner of C.O Jones , a mexican restaurant on state street in new haven wants to open a new place in west hartford but the city wont allow it because the name , when put together, means testicles .
For most runners, the race began and ended Sunday.But Bob Wieland is still running the Los Angeles Marathon -- on his hands.
Play 5 finger fillet ....be careful !!!!!
Eliza Dushku making out with another chick ..niccccce .
Uma Thurman topless on beach .
See you all tommorow .
Tuesday, March 11, 2003
Short one today
There's another PayPal scam circulating. Watch out.
If you're among the approximately 1.5 million Americans who are allergic to peanuts, there's hope. An experimental treatment involving monthly injections has successfully stopped the severe reactions of people who risk death if they ingest the slightest amount of peanut protein.
I'll bet this dog wants to kill it's master.
I thought prices around here were high. Check out the gas prices in San Francisco.
I wonder if we'll use this against Saddam?
It's amazing how many fetishes there are. A woman in London was tricked into letting a complete stranger smear her bare feet with baked beans and syrup "for charity." He took some photos and left.
Interesting outfit. She looks like she has six boobs.
A 58-year-old woman has given birth to twins after receiving fertility treatment.
Librarians in Santa Cruz are warning patrons that the goverment may be spying on them.
This guy made a 1/5 scale Sherman tank for his kid.
Here's a fun game. Play Lesbian or German woman?.
Rich's Tuesday Stuff
For all you of you who are into the forums , we will be moving a couple into the "Old Stuff" index but you still can go in there and comment on anything in there. There are some old topics that are still really fun but there time passed and need to make room for newer stuff ...so go in there and poke around a bit .
I am torn this time of year because I am trying to get in shape for softball season so I started going back to the gym a couple weeks ago and am doing really good with the food until.....I went to Stop and Shop to pick up a few things and there they were when I was leaving ...The Fuckin Girls Scouts with those little ass fatteners ...The Cookies ..of course I had to buy 3 boxes and now im just debating on whether I should eat them or not ?
Ok , nuff about my fat ass , lets rock ......
Can you say Traded ?? David Wells was fined $100,000 Monday for an autobiography filled with revelations of drinking, drug use and disparaging talk that the Yankees felt tarnished their image.
Here's something refreshing for a change... Bob Knight told Texas Tech he wouldn't accept his $250,000 coaching salary this year because his team failed to live up to his expectations — and so did he.
For all you Goodie ,Goodie girls ....Christian Panties .
Impress your fellow workers in the office ..become an Advertising executive online .
Play Strip Poker online .
So you think your a bad ass right ..well I dont think you can handle the Tobasco sauce challenge..are you man enough ?
The Clash , Elvis Costello , The Police , AC/DC & the Righteous Brothers all entered the Rock & Roll hall of fame last night ....they say it was a fantastic ceremony .
This is funny ..Mind of a young man . (thanks Rich)
Ok , I got this one from my old friend Papajoe , I dont really know what to say about except it has kittens in viking outfits and flying puppies that play guitars singing about a gay bar..enough said ??
Hey , if anyone has something they want to submit to me and they think it is funny or cool enough I will post it in the column for you just send those things to.. email@example.com..Now I cant post everything but some things are just too good to pass up .
Anna knows how to work that sucker .
More Anna all sweated up .
Still more Anna doin it right .
Monday, March 10, 2003
Only 5 days to go!!
March 14th starting at 9:00 a.m.
Join us for Beer, Music, Food, Beads & Boobs
(Some photos courtesy drunks.com)
Iraqi soldiers surrender
Apparently, Hans Blix forgot to mention his discovery of an undeclared, unmanned aircraft in Iraq. It has a wingspan of 7.45 meters and can be used to disperse chemical and biological agents.
Meanwhile, a bunch of Iraqi soldiers "surrendered" to British troops who were conducting military exercises near the Iraqi border. The Iraqis thought the war had begun. The british told them that they couldn't surrender yet, because the war had not started.
Think your cable modem is fast? Scientists at Stanford University used fiber-optic cables to transfer 6.7 gigabytes of data -- roughly two full DVD movies -- across 6,800 miles in less than a minute! Imagine porn at that speed!
Why guys like golf.
Use of the Internet was banned for years under the Taliban government, but Afghanistan will officially activate its .af Internet domain name today.
This guy does custom artwork -- on teeth.
Now this is a smart farmer. Dennis Haubenschild, a dairy farmer from Princeton, Minnesota, uses the manure from his 800 cows to power a 150 kilowatt generator, which not only provides all the electricity for his farm, but also enough for 80 nearby homes.
This thing is fun to play with.
Rich's Monday Contest Winner's Column
Well its Monday and we all know what that means , another contest winner gets to give his own thoughts on stuff .
First off , here is last weeks contest picture .
And the winner is Dan Bridges with the quote " Rosie O'Donnell's last attempt to get a male date as a teenager" ...and for this funny quote , Dan gets to write his very own column and here it is ....
And third place went to Keith Mitcham with "Michael Jackson gave me this shirt."
Great Job by everyone this week .
For the Ladies ...People with slightly shorter than usual thighs have an increased risk of diabetes, perhaps because of inadequate nutrition in early childhood or in the womb.
We are getting closer because Osama bin Laden, was seen in southern Afghanistan days before US forces launched an operation to find him and members of his network
A popular Times Square video game arcade became the scene of pandemonium early yesterday when a man pulled a gun and sprayed bullets at a crowd, hitting eight people, the police said. Another man pulled a knife and stabbed two people.
Jessica Simpson is smokin ...
If you just cant grasp this whole war thing and what it means ...there is hope ..War on Terrorism for Dummies
Remember the movie Tron ..well play the Tron lightcycle game .
Ohh Shit , Im starting to get a little nervous here .....
I got two words for you ...ready ?....GAY PIMP ...trust me , you will laugh your ass off .
This sucks ....Man sees his sister get hit by car, crosses road to help, gets hit by car coming other direction
This one is for my buddy Vinnie ...T.A.T.U , from russia with love .
Daniela Pestova is a SUPER model .
DID YOU VOTE YET IN THE ADVOCATE POLL YET , IF NOT DO SO TODAY !!!
Saturday, March 08, 2003
Rich's Weekend Jam
Hey Yall , Sorry about the column friday , or lack of , but after working a double shift then coming home and shoveling for 3 hours ..I was pooped .
So I dont usually post on the weekend but I figured what the hell .....
Tony Soprano wants out .....says there will be no more "Sopranos" if his pay isnt doubled .
THE first person convicted under a law that bars aid to terrorists appealed his 155-year prison sentence for heading a cigarette smuggling ring and sending $US3,500 ($5,708) in profits to the Lebanese militant group Hizbollah.
Here's one for all you Granola Eaters who belive in the garbage Feng Shui ....a couple tips for you .
American , Delta , Southwest ...Fuck em ..Now there's HOOTERS AIR !
Here is the History of Nose Pickers ....pick me a winner .
Play Full Time Killer ...shoot em up .
I think I might have posted this before but ....People cutting off there own limbs ..LIVE !!
Are you looking for that special someone who you wont have to worry about popping in while you are banging the neighbor ....how bout dating a convict ?
Angie Everheart banged Howard ...
Christina got her cheeks puffed out .
Britneys turkey is ready !!
See you monday and dont forget to vote in the Advocates readers poll..here is the ballot .....#69 should read Rich from Donovans reef
Friday, March 07, 2003
War is just around the corner
Well, dust off the duct tape and unfold the plastic sheeting. Bush prepared the country for war last night.
4.7 million chickens have been quarantined here in Connecticut because of a possible outbreak of avian influenza at an egg farm in the eastern part of the State.
Saddam has ordered U.S. and British style military uniforms to be used by his military to attack Iraqi civilians, and blame it on Western forces.
Only one week until the Pre-St. Patrick's Day Party at Callahan's. Let's celebrate this continued tradition in a big way. Come on down and bring your friends!
According to the mayor of Panama City Beach, Florida, if any "Girls Go Wild" in his town this spring break, they will be arrested. Killjoy!
For the second time, a federal appeals court has ruled that the "Child Online Protection Act," which barred Website operators from posting information "inappropriate for minors" unless they limited the site to adults, is unconstitutional, because it restricted free speech. (If it were the law, I would have to password protect this site, and verify that each of you was over 18.)
Speaking of free speech, Vice President Dick Cheney had his lawyer try to get the guy who runs whitehouse.org to remove a photo of his wife and a fake biography. Tough shit, Dick. It's called the First Amendment, and it rules.
One more free speech note: The (idiot) owner of that shopping mall where that lawyer was arrested for refusing to either leave, or remove his "Peace on Earth" t-shirt dropped the charges.
And, some lighter stuff...
How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in five easy steps.
A long tongue gallery.
How to build the best paper airplane in the world.
This helicopter simulation is really cool. (I'm a helicopter pilot so i really liked it.)
Thursday, March 06, 2003
Don't use drugs
Here's an eye opener: The results of habitual drug use. Before and after.
The government will unveil a new $20 bill that will, for the first time ever, have a color other than green in the background.
Keith sent this in: A giant Cheeto up for auction on eBay. (Thanks Keith)
The other day I had asked where all the pro-war protests were. Fox News has a story on the topic.
The entire movie "Deep Throat," in ASCII text.
This guy collects people's discarded grocery lists.
Remember the old Atari 2600? Well, now you can get an Atari joystick with 10 classic games built in that hooks right up to your TV.
This is a very cool clock.
Finally, Lisa Rinni in a very see-through top.
Rich's Thursday Things
Hey everyone , We only have one day left in the contest this week so if you havent gotten your quote in yet ,do that before saturday morning cause thats when I pick a winner ......here is the CONTEST PHOTO
And I know im being a pain in the ass but if you havent voted in the Advocate poll yet , please do so today ...here is the ballot and #69 should be Rich from Donovans Reef if you would be so kind .
Im ready ..Are You ??.....
The Supreme Court considered on Wednesday whether library patrons should be able to surf the Internet without government-ordered pornography filters...Porn in the library ??
Now this lady really doesnt want this war to happen ...A New Zealand woman said on Wednesday she was willing to be crucified by President Bush if he pledges not to attack Iraq.
Play Name That Tune online ....smarty pants !
Ok , just when you have thought you saw it all right ??..well then this fuckin page comes along and throws you for a loop ...I dont know so if someone wants to write me and explain I would appreciate it .
Distort your favorite celebrities faces ....pretty sick .
Ok , this one is for the ladies ...this guy has an 18 " member , truly impressive and real .
Car Wrecks that just make you wanna cry ...the worst one is the Ferrari ..SAD
So you wanna get a little huh ...well we know she aint all that good looking but how many would it take for her to your beauty queen ?
There was a forums satrted a couple days back called "Worst movies " ...well here is the Worst of 2002 ..along with actors , actresses and everything !
For all you Miami Hurrricane fans who still think they were robbed in the Championship game against Ohio State ..Stop your whining and look at this .
Courtney Cox got a nice little pooper .
Salma Hayek got one too
Meet Victoria's Secret model Gisele Bundchen
See you all tommorow ...and dont forget to sign up for the forums !
Wednesday, March 05, 2003
My posting was a bit delayed this morning because I'm a bit sore. I got into a car accident yesterday. I was in the left hand lane of George Street, and a woman in the right hand lane took a left turn right in front of me, forcing me off the road. I had about 10 feet to decide whether to hit a big tree or a parked car, and I opted for the parked car. End result? My jeep was totaled, the parked car was totaled, and Laurie and I are both alive, but sore.
Here's an amazing one. A man was arrested and charged with trespassing in an Albany shopping mall on Monday night after he refused to take off his t-shirt that said "Peace on Earth" and "Give peace a chance." This ought to be interesting, the guy's a lawyer.
Back in November, I told you about a small adult novelty store known as "Victor's Little Secret" that was sued by lingerie giant Victoria's Secret. Well, the Supreme Court decided the case and the little guy won.
The Connecticut Lottery is launching a new CD-ROM-based lottery game.
Delta Airlines is testing out a "Computer Assisted Passenger Prescreening System," or CAPPS, which would require background checks on all airline passengers when they book a ticket, including checking credit reports, banking and criminal records. Their new motto, Delta: We love to snoop and it shows.
Do me a favor. I want each of you to email or call one other person about the Pre-St. Pat's Party at Callahan's. It's gonna be a blast. Here are some photo's of last year's event that are posted at drunks.com. Check out Bobby Fant applying a tattoo in the bottom right-hand photo on this page.
A few months ago, I posted a link to a site that displayed the Playboy Playmate for the month in which you were born. Playboy made the website take it down, but it's back. A reader had asked me about it about a month ago, but I don't remember who. Anyway, here it is.
Rich's Humpday Happenings
I hope all of you voted yesterday in the Advocate poll, If not please look at yesterdays column and vote !!
I am really looking forward to getting everyone together in the chat room , we will announce when the DC meeting will take place and with the people we have in the forums , this should be a great time .
Ok , time to get busy .....
Fourteen jurors were selected here today in Federal District Court for the child sex-abuse case against Philip A. Giordano, the former mayor of Waterbury..Give him the CHAIR !!!
Are you Sponge Worthy ???.. The Today Sponge contraceptive is back on the market, eight years after it disappeared from U.S. drug store shelves.
Check out All the Concept cars from the 2003 Chicago Car Show .....pretty cool .
666 , The Number of the Beast ....and this guy breaks it down , Literally ?
Ansonia had a eating contest yesterday ....seven competitors frantically stuffed their faces with paczkis..my question is what the hell are those ?
If you are Squeamish , dont open this ....its an actual heart beating outside the chest ,If you run your mouse over it , it speeds up .....coool ass shitt !!
Work that ass baby ...Work it !!
It was Fat Tuesday in Providence too ...and we got pics to prove it ( tons of pics here)
Hello Kristie Swanson ...Hello indeed .
A Mariah Heiny sighting !!
DONT FORGET THOSE CONTEST ENTRIES THIS WEEK !!
Tuesday, March 04, 2003
Happy Mardi Gras!
According to Vanity Fair Magazine, Michael Jackson wears a prosthetic nose, bleaches his skin white because he does not like being black and once paid $150,000 for a "curse" to kill Steven Spielberg.
This is fun.
Sergei Fedorov says he and Anna Kournikova were briefly married but are now divorced and they no longer talk. Well, at least he can say he has slept with her.
It's Mardi Gras! I watched this damn live Mardi Gras cam for about ten minutes last night and I didn't see a single girl flash for beads.
Don't forget, we're having our own "Mardi Gras bead" fest at the Pre-St. Pats Party at Callahan's on March 14th. We'll have the beads, you bring the boobs.
Speaking of the Pre-St. Pats Party at Callahan's, we'd like to do a parking lot parade like Smith & Barber did each year just before Callahan's opened their bar. When the parade enters the bar, it's officially drinking time! What do you think? Think we can get enough of you committed to put together a small parade? Anyone have a bagpipe or a marching band uniform, or any other parade-type stuff? If you're interested in doing a parking lot parade, start a topic in the Discussion Forums.
A German artist has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs.
And, my friend Dan sent me this. (Thanks, Dan)
Back to Back ??
Well it's that time of the year again ..Time for the "New Haven Advocates Best of reader's poll " and if many of you dont know I won Best Bartender last year and I would not mind winning it again this year but I am going to need your help .
#69 is my catagory ....Rich from Donovans Reef ...is that answer
Here is the Official Ballot to fill out online , You have to fill out at least 30 catagories or it will not be counted ..And you can only fill it out once from your IP address .
Thank you all so much for helping me out and I will thank each of you in person at Callahans in the form of a shot at the bar ...Ohh Yeah !
Welcome to the Streakers Hall of Fame
God , they need something ....Following a survey on Monday showing 84 per cent of boys aged between 16 and 17 were exposed to pornography on the internet
A school has banned under sevens from reading the story of the Three Little Pigs in case it offends Muslims
Who's Boobs are these ...HMMM ?
This kid is SO the man with all of his friends !!!
Are you a NINJA ...Find out .
This is a very cool paper airplane simulator ..build one .
Do you have those Saggy Man Boobs ?? ..well thios page might be able to help you bubba .
God damn , I cant wait till summer and get to go on my boat ..Ya, I Wish ?
I dont think they can get any better than THIS
And dont forget this weeks Contest Photo ...we got some good ones already but there is still alot of time .
Monday, March 03, 2003
The Contest Winner's Late , Late Column
Well better late than never but here is RBartholemew's winners column , hey is wife is due anyday now and I know what thats like .....
" WOW... you like me... you really like me. You know when you get into this buisness you don't dare let yourself dream that you could acheive such a lofty goal. But each time you submit a quote a little voice in the back of your head says,"Maybe this time..." Then you get an honorable mention and you tell yourself, "Oh it's just an honor to be nominated!" Trying to make yourself belive that you don't do it for the awards but for your fans. Well, I'm here to tell you that's all BULLSHIT!! Losing sucks!!!!! And I do it all for me!!!! LOL Cuz baby, if I can't make myself laugh who the hell is gonna. In closing I'd like to thank Faith Hill for being the peice of ass that she is. "
Ok , thats all till tommorow !
New feature: Events Central
I added a new feature to the site called "Events Central." You can view, search and add events. "Events" can be anything from the Pre-St. Pat's Party at Callahan's to local band gigs, fundraisers, speakers or even tag sales. Pretty much any local event that you want people to know about. I'll be reviewing all the submissions before they go live just to make sure it's legit, and that all of the info is accurate.
A sketch by artist Salvador Dali that has hung in New York's Riker's Island prison since 1965, has been stolen and replaced with a copy. It's estimated to be worth at least $175,000.
Nine out of eleven British citizens who went to Iraq to be "human shields" have returned to Britain after Iraqi officials told them they had to position themselves at places like to be bombed if they wanted to stay. They said it was "too dangerous." Um, isn't that why they went there? What good is being a "human shield" if you're afraid to position yourself where the bombs will drop?
A 13-yr-old British girl submitted an english essay in SMS text. It baffled the teacher.
Hmm. What exactly is he guarding?
A rain dance in Australia, involving 500 nude women, has been declared a success even though it still has not rained. Of course it was a success. There were 500 nude women dancing around!
Does it take you too long to put on a condom? Well, try the new "Hotrod Condoms." There's even a demo video there.
Rich's Contest Winners Column
Ok Folks, The ballots are in and we have a winner ..after a whirl wind of controversy and about a dozen hate mails about the pic last week it is all in the past !!
Here is the Contest Picture again that made a couple new enemies last week ...
And the winner was RBartholemew with the quote " After this latest incident at the Hilton , John is longer admitted to handle the wake up calls anymore "
Unfortunatley , RBartholemew never sent me a column to put in this week so there will be no winners column but it is still a great job by Rob !!
Second place went to VJ with " Budget cuts to the fire dept. left the chief with few options "
And Third place went to Tom Colleran with "No you dumb shit!!! I said it's cold in the shower - not golden shower!!!!!"
Some real funny ones this week but its a shame only 3 can win !!
Ok , shall we get busy .....
A senior government official warned today that Iraq would halt the destruction of its short-range missiles if the United States tried to circumvent the United Nations Security Council to attack his country...this is ok , there will be no one to fire those weapons after we blow your country sky high !!
What is this world coming to ? ..Broadway Musicians are on strike now .
Telemarketers are pissed ...fuck em !
Pick up lines of the damned ..how many have you used ?
Make your own Farts ...no seriously !@#
Follow the Adventures of Agent Pussy ...
Ok Look , I know this isnt right and I know im going right to hell for this but listen to SLO MO - The Rappin Retard
How Bout this site ..Show me your Wound.. people send in pics of there broken bones and shit ...YUMMY !
Pam Anderson is Cooooollllddd .
Pam is cold in howards studio too .
Jamie Pressely Nude
Sunday, March 02, 2003
Discussion Groups login problem
A few of you have written me to tell me you are having problems logging in to the Discussion Groups. For what it's worth, I am having the same problem. It's because of a bug with Internet Explorer version 6.x and "cookies." (This version is really buggy)
If you are not able to log into or out of the Discussion Groups, or if it refuses to save your password, here's the only way to fix it (until MS fixes their program):
From within Internet Explorer:
1. Select Tools
I know this is annoying, but this is the only "fix" that I know of.
Sorry, I took the day off yesterday
I took the day off yesterday. Looks like you all kept yourself busy in the discussion groups.
Former President Bill Clinton has been called for jury duty for an attempted murder trial, and he says that he wants to serve. (But, it'll never happen.)
Hey, don't forget about the Pre-St. Patrick's day Party at Callahan's on Friday, March 14th!
During a snowstorm last Sunday in Oklahoma, Doug Jones, was nice enough to pull a few vehicles out of snowdrifts with his four-wheel-drive truck. Oklahoma State Troopers with emergency lights flashing pulled up behind Jones, walked up to his truck and issued him a $117 ticket for creating a hazard.
Bushify some words.
Remember that rad rage incident in California where that asshole grabbed that woman's dog from her car and threw it to it's death into oncoming traffic? Well, he's filed a lawsuit against her and a newspaper claiming mental anguish, etc., etc. What a dickhead.
Yet another nude protest. I wonder why there hasn't yet been a nude pro-war protest in response?
Here's a comforting thought: State Farm Insurance has added a "nuclear exclusion" to all of its auto policies, disclaiming coverage for nuclear blast or meltdowns.
This is fun to play with.
Hey guys, can you relate to this? ThingsMyGirlfriendAndIHaveArguedAbout.com.
How would you like to be buried in one of these?
This is great: The Breakfast Cereal Character Guide.
Unfortunately the auction has ended, but there were two brand new twinkies for sale on eBay.
And, let's end it with a nice shot of Cameron Diaz in a see through top.
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