Rich's Humpday Happenings

Im heading up to see Peter today and I will send all of your best wishes to him from the forum .

Remember the Contest Photo , we still have a couple more days left before the voting is over.

Ok , Im gonna try to make this one a little less adult oriented as yesterdays ..

Like Father , Like Son ...Heavy metal rocker Ozzy Osbourne's 17-year-old son, Jack, has checked into a Los Angeles-area rehabilitation center for treatment of drug and alcohol abuse

This cant be good ..The record industry opened a new front in its war against online piracy Tuesday by surprising thousands of Internet song swappers with an instant message warning that they could be "easily" identified .

The sky is falling, The sky is falling ... An Italian-made satellite is hours away from crashing to Earth, Italian officials Tuesday narrowed the list of countries where the pieces could fall to 30 from an initial 39.

Hey , You sank my Battleship ..play now.

This guy was arrested after claiming to be the lead guitarist of Creed and handing out autographs and charging things to his hotel room .

I know this one will be getting tons of hits , Its a video of Christina Augliera's famous nipple slip ..ENJOY

For all of you who enjoy street drugs but are too afraid of getting caught by the cops buying the stuff , now there's E drug trader for all your street drug needs.

Umm , I hear lawsuit ...Kellogg's mistakenly sends out mass e-mail to thousands of contest entrants, declaring them all winners.

A young woman who wanted to leave a cruise ship to return to her boyfriend in California spent Monday night in a federal detention center here, charged with threatening to kill everyone aboard the ship to cut the cruise short

Now this just doesnt look right at all .

How common is your surname in America? ..find out here .

Wanna see what movie stars have for tattoo's ??....this is where you do that !

Keeping with the Celebrity thing , Wanna know some good gossip on celebrities?? ..Me too !

Honey pack the bags , were moving ! ...New Bedford, Massachusetts promotes their town with advertisements featuring a convicted child molester

Ok , I cant help it ...Here are some half naked ,drunk , passed out chicks ....ahh that feels better .

And Fox Sports has become my favorite sports site lately because ESPN.com has too many god damn pop up to deal with and with that real time thing , I gave up .

Another Update

I just got off the phone with Peter. He actually sounds OK- a little groggy, in a lot of pain, has a small fever, is having a hard time breathing- (mainly deep breaths) and he is on meds that make him too high...He has a 6-8 week recovery time, so it will take some time before he is really feeling like himself...But, he was sitting in a chair already and had eaten, so he's getting there! I will continue to post updates!

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Peter had the surgery today and everything went great , he should back on his feet and having sex in cars in no time ..

We have a contest winner last week ..first off, here is last weeks contest photo

And the winner is Iabasis with the quote : " Suzy encounters the awesome kick from the Marine's new 20mm Nitrogen Infused Carbine Expel-Assisted System Shortbarrel, or, N.I.C.E.A.S.S. Says Suzy, "My goodness, next time I'll wear a jumpsuit!"

Second place went to Shipping with : "Coed Naked Target Practice,
" Now everyone can shoot their load."

And third place went to Sirchief with : "Protected by Smith, Wesson, and a nice ass!"

Unfortunatley Iabasis didnt respond to any of my emails so there will be no Contest Winners Column this week ??..

Lets do this Post -Op style .....

Ohh this is soooo sad , Remember the show "Full House" ? ...The answer to all life's questions can answered on this one website ..Take a look .

Virtual Om , very very cool .

My husband cheated and my daughters a dogface ..The End ....The much-anticipated memoir of Hillary Clinton is set to hit bookstores on June 9.

Eating double portions one day and nothing the next delivers the same health benefits to mice as seen in animals whose lifespan has been extended by restricting their calorie intake.

Guys, People say you look your mother ? .. Well this doctor can make sure of that if you want to go that extra step.

Ok , I dont know why but this funny as hell ...Nerds gone Wild !

A Drunken lion trainers leave door to lion cage open...You probably figure out how it ends , right ?

Ohh ya , I need some Booty Babe art.

Enjoy Orgasms from around the World...

A French soccer player who celebrated a goal by stripping his shirt and putting his hand down his shorts was fired Tuesday by his Turkish team.

Who the Fuck is going to bid on this ?? .....Crazy stuff.

My mullet loving friend isnt gonna like this very much , Thousands throw thier mullets away .

Ahh Spring Breakers ....Love Em

Jessica Biel Topless ..( I hope this works)

Ok , My wife wants to go see CHER tonight at Harbour Yard , If anyone know where I can get tix let me know ..Email me soon !

A Quick Update...

Peter had his surgery today and is now in the intensive care unit at Yale New Haven Hospital. He should be moving into a regular room tomorrow and be at the hospital for a week. I'm sure when he is up to it he will post, so I will let him give you all the details. The main thing is that he made it through and out of the surgery and although he is in quite a bit of pain, he is going to be ok!

Peter's Pre-Op Posting

Well, as LilSis already explained, my lung collapsed the other day. Right now, I'm sitting in bed at Yale-New Haven Hospital, anxiously awaiting my surgery, which is scheduled for tomorrow. I'm gonna write what I can now, but please bear with me. Between the morphine and the Percocets, I am a bit fucked up, and it's also not that easy to lift my right arm to type.

Okay, here's what happened:

When I woke up this past Wednesday morning, I felt a strange stabbing sensation when I got out of bed. Since Laurie had not stabbed me, I figured it must be something else. I recognized that distinct sharp pain, the feeling of something moving around in my chest, and the slight burning sensation each time I breathed in.

Then, it hit me. My lung collapsed, again! (The first one happened to me back in 1996.) Knowing the hell I was in for, I didn't mention anything to anyone until Friday morning, but on Wednesday, I knew what had happened. This was my second lung collapse. It feels like someone is stabbing you in the middle of the back. I don't know why, but for some reason I figured it may just "go away" if I gave it time. Well, I gave it 3 days and it didn't go away. So, I had to fess up to Laurie. Especially since, if left untreated, a collapsed lung can cause death. (And if I died, Laurie would kill me.)

For those of you interested in the details, what happened to me is called a "spontaneous pneumothorax," which is basically a collapsed lung that occurs without a traumatic injury to the chest. An air or fluid-filled sac in the lung, called a "bleb," ruptures, leaving a hole through which air escapes. The lung, like a balloon with a hole in it, deflates. It happens most often in tall, thin men, so you shorter, heavier guys are safe.

So, Laurie drove me to the hospital and when we arrived, I mentioned "collapsed lung" and I was in the ER within moments. First, some x-rays to confirm my right lung had collapsed, and then, the ever-popular chest tube insertion. (Much less painful this time than in 1996, when they used no anesthesia, but still very uncomfortable.) Then, they brought me up to a room, plugged the other end of that chest tube into a water seal chest drain, and they ran a vacuum tube from the wall to the drain.

The purpose of this arrangement is to get the lung to re-expand to its normal size, which it has done after 3 days of staying put. However, the doctors want to prevent a recurrence, so they're going in!

To avoid boredom, I called Geoff and asked him to bring me a laptop, which he did. (Thanks, Geoff) Unfortunately, the modem was shot, so I asked my brother to bring me a modem, which he did. (Thanks, Dave) Then Geoff returned today with yet another modem.

Thanks for all your kind words in the discussion forum. I can't post here tomorrow night because I'm gonna be in ICU for the day. But I'll get word to Richie or LilSis so they can post the results of the operation. Keep your fingers crossed.

Rich's Monday Fingers Crossed Column

Well If you didnt believe the saying "bad things happen to good people" , this last couple days should set that straight . We here at The Daily Column are going to do our best to bring you the up to date news on Peter's health updates as soon as we here them and we all wish him a speedy recovery and a quick trigger finger for that morphine pump wont hurt either !

Well It looks like I will have to hold down the fort here while my compadre is disabled for a couple days but if you know peter like I do , He loves doing this website and wont be able to stay away for long ..TRUST ME !

So Lets all wish him the best of luck today in surgery , we are all thinking of you today .

I know this is a day early but im going to put this weeks contest picture today and the winner from last week tommorow ...so here is this weeks CONTEST PICTURE and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Now shall we see if I can squeak one out here ??.....

I dont know if any of you have watched that ridiculous show on fox " Mr Personality " , but I think it is the dumbest show I have ever seen in my entire life , Monica Lewinsky is hosting...Go figure , Fox pimping out a has been celebrity?

Since the Hockey playoffs are in full swing , I thought this site was pretty cool ...It has every team logo from every team past and present from the birth of the NHL.

I got an email from a reader that said he was a HUGE mullet fan and sent me this website for all of you mullet lovers like him . ( thanks Eric)

Ummm , What ??? ...Investigators said they located the bodies of Laci Peterson and her unborn son weeks before the bodies were washed ashore

This show is at the Oakdale tonight ...The family of late Doors frontman Jim Morrison is accusing his former bandmates Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger of tarnishing the reputation of the seminal group by continuing to make new music and tour under the Doors moniker.

Juggling Bigguns ...follow the bouncing booby.

This site seriously might melt your brain right out of your ear ....but view at your own risk .

How do I Tell My Wife I Got Busted Trying to Pick Up a Hooker?....LOL

Now this is an assbeating !! ..poor quality but you get the main idea here.

File this one under DUMBASS ..Police chief arrested for soliticing police man posing as a 15-year-old girl for sex

Comedian Jamie Foxx peppersprayed and cuffed after refusing to leave Harrah's Casino..he musta ran out of money?

You should always wear clean panties when you go out of the house ....or in THIS CASE
, just panties would do .

Ok , Ill let all you know anything as soon as I know .

Where's Peter?

Hi everyone- It's Peter's sister Laurie and it's been a while since you've heard from me...sorry about that....It's also been a while since you've heard from Peter and you're probably wondering what's up. Well, Peter's lung collapsed on Friday. This is actually the second time that this has happened to him. He was sounding a lot better this morning when I spoke with him, but is still having trouble breathing at times. They have put a chest tube (see description in the last link) in him, and he is having a lot of pain and discomfort from that, but is hanging in there. He wanted me to let everyone know where he was and that he might not be posting for a bit. He might need to have a surgery on Monday or Tuesday and I will let you all know what the story is as I learn more. I have set up a "Good Wishes for Peter" topic in the discussion area and you can use that to send along your thoughts- I'm sure he will love reading it all when he gets back. But, until then please don't try to get in touch with him, as it is difficult for him to talk a lot, and he does need his rest!

Richs Friday Happy Hour column

Well the weekend is almost here and if you havent made any plans yet , My buddy's band " ANGRY SUN " is playing at the reef saturday night ...It should be a good night for all so if you can make it come on down and say hello and listen to some good original rock & roll.

Today is the last day for entries for the contest...so here is the CONTEST PICTURE and send those entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

I think im gonna try to minmize my news stories today and maximize my sick links , whatcha think ?

I feel the need , the need for sick shit .....

Ever wonder why stick people are getting extinct...well here's why .

Wanna talk like a geek ...turn all words into binary talk , just look and dont ask so many questions!@

I dont care what anyone says , I think that lead singer of the Dixie Chicks is hot as hell ..

For all you Joe Dirt types ...Mullets and more Mullets.

Moms , keep an eye on those kids ...Two three-year-old twin boys who disappeared from home then reappeared hours later without their clothes had been off wreaking havoc in a neighbor's empty house

All im going to say is OUCH and can I call you sometime ?

I will challenge anyone in this , I am the master....play SHELFBALL .

A semi pro baseball games was halted temporarily when a hawk dropped a dead rabbit on a player ..Im not kidding !

See if you can tell which girls are jailbait and which are legal ...like us men care ?!@

For all you ladies because I care ...A Womans guide on how to pee standing up ....your welcome.

This is useless but im gonna post it anyways ..you know how everyone in the movies has a 555 number ? ...well here is the official movie phone book .

HaHa ...go figure ? Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, South Africa's former first lady and heroine of the struggle against apartheid, faces a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison after being found guilty yesterday on 43 charges of fraud and 25 of theft

Ahh , creative selling techniques ...you gotta love em .

Lets hope THIS GIRL
finds her way to the Reef this weekend

And this one on a final note ...This one is just not right ...It's Ugly people , just plain old ugly ass people !!!

EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOU SATURDAY NIGHT !

Mo money!

U.S. soldiers found another $112 million in U.S. currency sealed inside seven dog kennels in a wealthy Baghdad neighborhood. That guy kept a lot of a cash on hand.

113-year-old Mary Dorothy Christian died Sunday in San Francisco. She was the oldest living American. The newest oldest American is Elana Slough, 113, of New Jersey, and here's the list of all of the "Supercentenarians" in the world.

The Dixie Chicks will appear nude, but covered, on the cover of the May 2, 2003, issue of Entertainment Weekly

A dog breeder in St. Petersburg, Fla., claims she has has the world's smallest dog. It weighs exactly one pound.

Remember that art model who got busted for wearing only a thong and body paint to the 2001 Coney Island Mermaid Parade? The charged had been dropped, but she had filed a Federal suit claiming that her arrest for going topless violated her First Amendment rights. Well, the City of New York paid her a $10,000 settlement. By the way, New York's Court of Appeals has previously affirmed that "a woman has a constitutional right to appear in public topless."

Airport security officials at an Australian airport forced a 16-year-old girl to remove her prosthetic limb to prove that it really was fake.

So what did the Gulf Shores High School give it's 300 students who attended School's prom this month? Well, the girls got photo frames and flower vases, and the boys got shot glasses and beer mugs! Great, just great.

Jim Nelson received $7,000 to wear a 5-inch tattoo of the company's logo and to keep the logo visible for five years. Read all about the deal here.

A few bad apples

A few bad apples: Some greedy soldier tried to skim $1 million from the $700 million of Saddam's hidden cash they found. They were caught.

This is scary: The concrete tomb that Russian quickly set up to block radiation escaping the Chernobyl nuclear power station after it exploded in 1986 is collapsing and it needs urgent reinforcement.

Nice top.

A groom is now in a coma after he was accidentally shot in the head by a friend of his who was celebrating the wedding by firing into the air. Idiot.

The folks in Chicago can swear now.

A University of Wisconsin student was arrested after officers with a search warrant found 854 pairs of thong-style underwear in his home. Eight women, ages 20 to 22 had reported their panties missing.

PETA has offered Hamburg, NY $15,000 if they change the town's name to Veggieburg. Yeah, right.

Who the hell would use this keyboard?

I have no idea who she is, but she's pretty.

Check out the CarCAM.

Got a really religious friend? How about getting them a Biblical plague snow dome?

Mobil home demolition derby. (with video)

Richs Humpday Happenings

I have been getting a number of emails telling me the links I put in my column of celebrity porn dont work, they say they just get pop ups for porn sites and thats not a good thing considering most of you read this site at work everyday . Well you can blame AOL for that , When I put the links on they work fine but AOL has its own system browser and it seems only AOL users are being able to see those ..So because of this reason I am going to only put the links im sure will work and avoid this problem all together ...sorry for the confusion

Get those entries in for this weeks CONTEST PHOTO for your chance to write your very own column.

Lets do it to it ......

This is a great Indie music site ..Internet only Alternative Radio ...( thanks Mytaint)

Survivors of the West Warwick nightclub fire tragedy and others came together for another rock concert - only this time it was to remember and heal.

Is this guy serious ??...Burt Rutan is funding the first privately funded human space programme...look at the ship !!

Check out the Racial Slur Database ..some good ones on here.

Here are some Rare Marilyn Monroe nude photos ( thanks fark)

Want to melt those years away? Travel to an outer planet!..See what your age is on other planets.

This girl has to be one of the hottest chicks I have ever put up here , pages and pages of NIIIICE pics.

Play the 3 little pigs .....not a bad game.

Only in this backwards ass state does this happen ...A federal judge has refused to dismiss a lawsuit against McDonald's, filed by a New Haven man who claims he was not hired because he is overweight.

Ok , Im tired and off to night night land I go .

Ohh by the way , just for the record I can not believe that the Minnesota Wild won that game last night ..UNREAL !!!

Another Laurie story...

Laurie and I went "parking" last night on the way home from dinner, just on a whim, like a couple of kids. Well, there we were sitting in my car in a secluded area when a police cruiser pulls up. Laurie scrambled to get her clothes back on but only had time to slightly cover her fully nude body with her shirt.

A police officer walked up to the car and said he was just checking to see if we were both there voluntarily, and whether we were both okay. We told him we were, and he said, "Okay, that's all. Have a good night. Just wanted to check." So, a big thank you to the unnamed Orange police officer who was friendly, professional and understanding.

Archaeologists in Illinois have discovered an ancient village dating back from 600 to 800 A.D.

Looks like Botox is useful for more than just getting rid of wrinkles.

Poor dog: Dosha was hit by a car, shot in the head and kept in a freezer for two hours. But, she's alive!

Britney's now a brunette.

This one's good: Madonna appeared to have made her new album available for download on Madonna.com, but when the files were played back, all listeners heard was Madonna saying: “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” Some pissed off hacker got revenge by hacking into her site, adding his own message, saying: “This is what the fuck I think I’m doing,” and posting links to a site where the songs really could be downloaded for free. The lesson? Don't screw with hackers, they're smarter than you.

Heroin traffickers in Pakistan are now using carrier pigeons to move their drugs. About 10 grams of heroin is stuffed into a bullet-shaped tin capsule, which is then fastened to one leg of each of the pigeons. Burn the damn poppy fields!

Check out this gadget: The tickle robot.

Ouch! This police sergeant went above and beyond the call of duty.

Finally, if you have the time, read about this account of "Surviving a Partial Ejection from A-6 Aircraft." Includes photos, audio and video.

Rich's Tuesday Contest Winners Column

Today is Contest Winner day and we have a winner for the Contest ...Go Figure ??

First off , here is last weeks contest picture for all of you who forgot.

And the Winner is SteveCt with the quote : "And the "weener taste test" was going fabulously, (even better than the "free breast exam" booth at the beach last week) until the off-duty health inspector asked for some mustard for " . . . that big one in the middle . . ."

Second place goes to Dpapcin with "Would you like some Freedom Fries with your Hot Dog? "

Third place goes to Tptq1 with " Excuse me waiter, but there is a vein in my hotdog"

Congrats to Steve and look for his own column right after mine today.

Here is this weeks CONTEST PHOTO...and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

We will , We will screw with you ..........

Im not sure if I posted this before , but try this eye test !

For all you hardcore Jazz fans...Jazz and soul diva Nina Simone Died monday at her home in France.

Habitual snoring and chronic headaches appear to go together, researchers surveyed 206 people who reported an average of 260 days with headaches a year.

UMMMM , What ??....British teams claim drinking too much beer made them lose in the 72nd World Marbles Championships against Germany for the second year in a row.

For all of you in College ...Read about and rate your college professors. We'll help you get the most out of your college career by choosing only the best professors

Dont be a Victim of a crime ..Take this test to find out if your a potential victim.

Remember the Howard Stern movie where the girl got off on the speaker..well here is the pocket version.

See if you can Find the Apricot

God , please spare us .....Evel Knievel, who has jumped his motorcycle over cars and canyons, is about to tackle his greatest challenge -- turning his life into a rock opera

Laura Flynn Boyle is wierd ..and hot !

SteveCt's Winners column

Hey all,

One of my main crusades is to save us from corporate robot radio. The two
best ways to do this are:
1. Get out there and support live, local music, and
2. Support your community radio, like college and independent radio stations

The satellite radio stations (Sirius and XM) are OK, but wouldn't you
rather hear about some local band/performer that you can go hear live,
rather than what some guest dj in Washington, DC thinks is cool?

Enough rant. Here's a newspaper link where I go to find out what is happening:
The Advocate Newspapers -

For those of you outside CT, try your local "arts" weekly, or go to this
site: and put the closest city in the box on the upper right.

Local radio station websites: (NOTE: Some of these are "NPR" or commercial
stations, and some are truly independent. Guess which one(s) I listen to
most.)
WPKN- Go to "Live Music"
This is Beef Stew's excellent page
WCCC- Click on "Rock Concert Report"
WFUV- Go to "Events"
WBGO- Go to "Music Calendar"

If you like Beach, Blues and Boogie (a radio format popular in the
Carolina's and the southeast, in general), here's where you can find out
about the clubs and music. Can you guess why we ought to encourage this
stuff around the Northeast? There are also some streaming radio stations
around here somewhere

CT Blues- Click on "Local Blues Band Schedules"
Shamrock Irish Music- See "Concert Calendar"

Support our troops . . .
Have some patience with the political loudmouths out there; there's enough
f*cking hatred already . . .
Try not to advertise where we (CT drivers) learned how to drive; what I saw
on I-95 yesterday was pretty amazing and sad.

Also, thanks to my brother Kurt and his friend Jeff for telling me about TDC.

Peace,

Steve

Assault with a deadly fart

Four Fullerton police officers have received suspensions for farting on a woman who they thought was unconscious.

Scott Peterson was carrying $10,000 on him, and had dyed his hair and grew a beard. Sign of guilt? Nah.

An 18-year-old British woman is pregnant with quads, even though she took no fertility drugs.

Check out this award-winning ad for Bridgestone.

Smilies brought to life!

Bad timing for this Hong Kong tourism campaign.

I found this is funny: Formula One racing sounds, by a human.

Finally, got some money to burn? Make a donation for no reason at all.

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Welcome back everyone , I hope everybody had a great holiday yesterday ..My son loved his first easter.

Tommorow is the contest winner day so be on the lookout for the winners and the winners column , If we can get the winner to do one this week ??

Ok , I want to eat candy and write a column .........

SNL alum Will Ferrell is running the Boston Marathon today ..I would love to be running next to him .

Sometimes you really need to put things ahead of money ...Michael Schumacher was racing in the San Marino Grand Prix - and winning - on the same day his mother died.

Jesus Akmal , what the hell are you feeding your cat ??.... Baghdad's frenzied looting spree has left nothing untouched, and the city zoo is no exception.

Ray Romano is hinting next season, the ninth, may be the last for his "Everybody Loves Raymond."

This one is for Skittlebrau ...How to dance properly .

Play with some matches ...pretty fun.

The Brazil National Womans soccer team ....naked

Police officers suspended after farting in woman's face they thought was unconsius...im sorry but the story is funny as hell .

Everybody do your Bush Aerobics ...Now kick and bomb and murder and sweat !

I know this may be beat to death but this one of the best Sept 11th sites I have seen complete with actual sound clips from the day...get your tissues out.

What does your phone number spell ???...check it out .

Christina Ricci is a see through ..nice

Here's something funny that girl's dont know about us men ... Guys, Dont you love it when a girl tries to talk shit about another girl and tells her guy friends that the chick is a slut. let me give you a hint ladies..that is not a bad thing to guys. we love sluts.

Happy Easter

Everyone have a Great Easter !!!!

Dis-Information Minister Action Figure Doll

A Connecticut company has introduced the Iraq Dis-Information Minister Action Figure Doll. (Thanks Victor)

He's fucked.

For 30 minutes, Jarrod Martin watched his one-year-old dog struggle to get out of his burning apartment. Finally, he entered the apartment and saved the dog. He was then arrested for disorderly conduct and reckless endangerment after entering the burning building through a balcony to save his year-old dog.

A Pennsylvania foster mother is under arrest for wrapping up her foster children with duct tape. (Photo included.)

An Oklahoma minister has been charged with bank robbery after he held up several banks near his parish and used the church van to escape.

This is scary: Among the items looted in Baghdad were refrigerators full of the deadly viruses.

Smoking bird?

A German company wants to market a new condom numbs the penis to prevent premature ejaculation.

Another Easter Bunny attack? A 20-year-old woman in Australia, dressed as an Easter Bunny, was handing out free Easter eggs when a man attacked her.

This is fun: She says whatever you want.

German shoppers were outraged to see that IKEA was calling a new bunk bed the "Gutvik." The word means "Good Fuck" in German.

A jury cleared Tommy Lee in a wrongful death suit brought against him for the death of a 4-year-old boy who drowned in his swimming pool.

Finally, this Dutch commercial for an english language school is an old one, but I hadn't seen it in awhile. If you never saw, it's very funny.

The DC Party Column

A Big Thanks goes out to all who came down to the Reef last night and got together to meet all the other DCers, It was alot of fun ....special thanks goes out to : Skittlebrau , Mytaint, Barfly, Buffy , Daveyboy , Hoot , Hoopdee and PJ ( who doesnt join the forums because he is either a secret agent or a webmaster for a farm animal sex site). Everyone had alot of fun and had ALOT to drink ..And to those of you who missed it this time , we will do it all again real soon and will announce the next one in the forums so make sure you join.

This is the last day for entries for this weeks contest ..here is the CONTEST PICTURE ....and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , lets sober up while I write this , ok ??.....

Dr Atkins , the low carb diet guru, Died yesterday due to head injuries incurred in a fall nine days earlier.

Grammy-winning singer Luther Vandross was recovering in a New York City hospital yesterday after a stroke.

Check out a live RAVE in Amsterdam ..killer stuff man .

This is one of the most whacked out things I think I have come across in all the time I have been doing this ...judge for yourself ?

I dont see a problem here but they say Binge drinkers fill blackout gaps in their memory with fantasies of good times and hot sex, study finds

The Trance-Formation of America ..Read this and tell me what you think .

Just all naked european chicks ...gotta love that !

UUUMMMM ???? ...A German company said on Thursday it wants to market a new condom to improve men's sexual performance by numbing the penis to prevent premature ejaculation

Britney doing some heavy duty sunbathing ..NNIICCEE !!

Larry King explaining the word FUCK ..

Ok , See ya'll Monday Morning ...Have a great Easter .

Not dead yet

Oops! CNN accidentally made available the network's mock-ups of obituaries for Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, Fidel Castro, Bob Hope, Pope John Paul II, and Nelson Mandela. (Thanks, Brian)

A USB-powered beverage warmer. (Translated from Japanese)

He almost got away with it: A man who pretended to be a millionaire filed an income tax return claiming he was owed a refund of more than $1.5 million. The IRS deposited the money in his bank account, but his bank snagged him when he went to withdraw money.

So, how's France doing? Tourism: After 14 years in second place, Spain has replaced France as the United Kingdom's favorite holiday destination. Reservations with French tour operators have plummeted 15 percent to 25 percent since war broke out in Iraq. Wine: American importers of French wine are reporting sharp drops in sales in the past two months. One French wine importer said that anti-France sentiment cost him $ 500,000 in sales last month. Cheese: The same is true with French cheese exporters.

Are you a narcoleptic? This is just for you, The Nap-Strap.

Who would you like to see run for President in 2004? Cast your vote here.

In local news, New Haven Police Chief Melvin Wearing has announced that after more than 3 decades on the force, he is stepping down.

Finally, Nude Zodiac Signs. These are really well done.

Rich's Banged Up Thursday stuff

I need a bodyshop man ....Coming home from Softball last night , I was getting on the highway and this guy next to me wouldnt let me in , so we went for about 1/4 mile with me trying to get in ...I slowed down , he slowed down , I sped up , he sped up ..then he hit me .So if anyone knows of a good body shop or someone who does body work , email me and let me know .

Today is also the day when the DC invades the Reef I guess, Some of the DCers are coming down and tying one o so if you can make it , come on down and let me know your there .

My brothers gonna shit , then he's gonna kill us .....

I think now that he got away with it , im gonna try it....Britney Spears will drop legal action against a Japanese fan she accused of being a stalker.

Our terror alert status has dropped to yellow , which is good ..let's all go fly something .

Neighbors settle their differences by slinging 40 bags of dog poop at each other , Ahh summertime .

This is freaky and dumb all in the same page ..This guy saw Anna Nicole showering.

This girl has huge natural "Eyes" .....check em out .!!

Never piss off a redneck with a computer ..Man pleads guilty to flooding Fox website with 500,000+ E-mails after network aired Red Sox game instead of NASCAR race.

Ok , Im really not making this stuff up ..teen-ager was blinded this weekend and faces reconstructive surgery because a toy gun he was playing with shot a frog into his face.

Adult paper dolls..dress her or undress her , your choice?

Girls better get every one of these right ..Man Milk or Moo Milk ??

After all this snow we had , I still havent seen THIS GIRL shoveling her walk in my neighborhood.

Sorry about all the nudity today if you are offended , sometimes it is just a must !!

Assault on the Easter Bunny

A 21-year-old man was arrested for attacking a shopping mall's Easter Bunny in Wausau, Wisconsin.

Iranian newspapers are reporting that Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf ("Baghdad Bob") has committed suicide.

Looks like American Airlines is about to file for bankruptcy protection.

Here's an interesting one: Iraqi Muslims came to the aid of Baghdad's tiny Jewish community yesterday, chasing out looters who were trying to access its cultural center.

Check out the 40th anniversary edition of the Ford Mustang.

Oops! Collin Derth fell asleep while delivering a 78-foot, multi-million dollar yacht to a port in Florida. He ran aground on a Hollywood beach.

TNN, which used to stand for "The Nashville Network" and now stands for "The National Network" announced that, effective June 16, it will call itself "Spike TV," and will be the only network aimed at men.

15 ways to annoy your co-workers.

L.A. police have seized millions of dollars worth of heroin that was molded into elaborate scrollwork for wooden headboards, nightstands and other bedroom furniture.

Finally, this is an amazing commercial.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Today's the day people , The start of Softball season for me and I am pumped ...Now it is non stop 4 night a week softball until September . My wife isnt to happy but then again , when is she ever ?

Here is this week's CONTEST PICTURE ....dont forget to send in those entries to me for your chance at your own column.

Can I get a ......

We are turning the screws on Syria, the United States closed a pipeline carrying Iraqi oil yesterday in a move that could cripple Syria's already weak economy.

Can you believe another fan jumped on the field and attacked an umpire last night at the same place it happened last year ??

This has to be the WORST RESORT NAME EVER

Go into Bikini overload at this site ...it has mad camel toe action .

Imagine a product that changes the way men and women taste and smell: an oral supplement that alters the scent and taste of your sexual fluids, well guess what ??..here it is !

Check out T Bone's Alcohol & Ammo ...rednecks, gotta love em .

Surburban Gangsta's ...white kids are silly .

On a follow up to that bouncer story I posted , NYC won't charge man who fatally stabbed bouncer in the groin for asking him not to smoke indoors.

Police take 12-year-old to jail for stomping in a puddle..Florida is a silly ass state.

Get your asses in the air , get em up !!!!

I hope all of you got to see that Kiana Tom pic yesterday cause it was killer ...

Remember Samantha Fox ??...and her two friends ??

Tax day

I guess Saddm's son Uday also had a quite a bachelor pad.

You know that report on the British soldier in Iraq, who had escaped death by inches when his helmet was struck by bullets? Well, it's not true.

Check out this a gold plated submachine gun US troops found in Baghdad. By the way, if you want a deck you can buy one on eBay.

This is sick: Two California poultry farmers fed about 30,000 live chickens into wood chippers, and they wont face criminal charges because the U.S. Department of Agriculture gave them permission to do it!

You've heard about the special playing cards with the faces of the most wanted members of the Saddam Hussein's government. Well, here are photos all of the cards in the deck.

Check out the cover of this week's Time magazine.

Starting this summer, 7-Eleven Inc. will sell its own private-label beer.

I like this cool display of words.

Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day and top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day.

Radioactive Uranium Marbles?

Don't forget your taxes.

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Well it's Tax day so make sure you get those taxes done and in the mail today or else uncle sam is gonna getcha ..

For those of you who missed it , The Moon last night was incredible ..so low and so big you could see the peaks and valleys on it ..Incredible !!

Ok , It's Contest winner time and lets start off with last weeks photo for all of you who forgot it .

And the winner is LIB with the quote :" Louie found out that the new line of natural gas grills arent what there all cracked up to be"

Second place went to St Mimulus with : " Sadly, the gas from the grill flowed backwards through the hose. Seconds later, Frank's ass burst from the pressure.

Third place went to Tetexec with : "Hey Bob, what's your secret to that hint of special flavor on all of your grilled steaks?"

Look for Lib's winning column following mine today .

Ok , here is this week's CONTEST PHOTO and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Shall we rock & roll a little ......

Now that the war is almost over the U.S has told Syria that economic and diplomatic sanctions might be forthcoming because of there involvement in the helping of Iraqi intelligence...yeah screw them too.

Well they might have found Laci Peterson ...Officials investigating Laci Peterson's disappearance are examining remains of a woman and a baby that have washed ashore

Suge Knight is in trouble again !@##...Damn !

I waited as long as I could following the mouse but just clicked off ...you try it .

You ever notice that any movies that have computers in them are retarded??...Here are the reasons .

This is perfect for the handy pothead ...Fold a Bowl .

Just in case you were wondering but I would lose my shit if this happened to me but a woman who won $12,000 on slot machine told "sorry, the machine was in the demo mode"

Los Angeles police have vowed to investigate an alleged fight between rock matriarch Sharon Osbourne and Hollywood agent Renee Tab. ..nice ,Sharon is kickin ass !!

I hope you can all see this ..Bodyshaping's Kiana naked.

LIB's Winning Column

Hey Everyone, Lib was the winner this week of the Photo Contest but he wrote me a letter explaining why he cant do a column , here it is :

Richie
Thank you so much for picking me as your winner this week.Unfortunately
I dont have the time to write a guest column. All 3 of my kids are sick and I just got back from the doctors and CVS for my daughter. Every time I try to sit down at the computer, my wife starts throwing things at me.
Please accept my apology, and pass along my regrets to your readers
Thanks,
LIB

No problem LIB , we hope all the kids get better soon and keep sending those quotes in because you never know when you might win again ??

Short one...

Sorry folks. Short one today.

Apparently Saddam had a secret "shagadelic pad."

Tony Blair will star as an animated version of himself in The Simpsons. No word on when it will air.

She's so cute.

Ladies!! The Purring Kitty transforms your Nokia mobile phones into a discrete, vibrating massager. This is for real. And guys, not to be left out, you can find exactly the type of woman you want to see naked here.

In a buying mood? How about a fork from Saddam's palace? There's one on eBay. Or maybe just a half eaten bowl of macaroni?

Maggot art?

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Whats Up everyone ..What a great day yesterday was and they say it is going to last for the next couple days so get outside and enjoy this because the way this winter has been going it could be snowing on friday

Friday Night, me and a couple buddies went to see the Insane Clown Posse at the Webster Theatre and for anyone who doesnt know anything about these guys or there stage show ..It is FUCKING INSANE !!! ...They have a deal with FAYGO soda out of Detroit and must have thrown 350 2 litre bottles of soda all over the crowd , they were throwing them half full .. the whole place from front to back , top to bottom, side to side was covered with Root Beer and the people went nuts !

Ok , be on the look out for the Contest Winner tommorow and that persons column ,OK ?

Here we go ....

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf now has a Web site popularizing his endless insults of the West...This guy is a trip ...And here is that website.

Well it looks like Syria might be next on the war list if they keep taking Iraqi leaders into their country.

Some people really have got to chill the fuck out ...A Bouncer killed in NYC for enforcing the new smoking ban ??

Some people take this patriotism thing a little too far ...check it out

Remember the TV show " You cant do that on television" ? ..well if you liked it as much as I did when I was a kid , you can download any episode you want right on line .

Geriatric Erotica ...It's just not right !!

Find out what your pirate name is .

A bunch of hot Jlo pics .

Cmon Down...says bobs discount furniture, Right ?

Daylight Savings Time and the Forums

Sorry, but there's a bug in the Discussion Forum software that makes it not update the time for Daylight Savings Time. You have to change your own profile to have it show DST correctly. But, it's easy. Read this posting for instructions.

Spam from WPLR continued...

From your response to me by email, it looks like a bunch of you did receive that "Newsletter" from WPLR.

None of you said you signed up for it. A few of you said WPLR may have used your address from when you entered one of the old "WorkForce" contests. Oddly enough, there's no place on the WPLR website (that I can find) where you can even sign up for this "Newsletter."

If, in fact, the message was unsolicited, and since it was commercial in nature, it meets the definition of spam. So, the next question to those of you who did receive it: Had you written to WPLR to voice your opinion on the Smith & Barber episode? Please let me know.

Spam from WPLR?

Hey, did any of you get an email from Cox Radio Interactive with the subject "99-1 PLR Insider"? If you did, did you sign up to receive this "newsletter"? Please let me know via email, or post a reply in this topic in the forums. (Thanks, SirChief)

Big oops: Over one million Brits were watching on live TV when circus performer Jayde Hanson was showing off how many knives he could hurl at his assistant (and girlfriend) Yana in 60 seconds. Suddenly, one of his daggers sliced into her head.

Nice boat.

Julius Kearney was just trying his best to rob a bank in Pine Bluff, Arkansas when one teller started laughing and told him the bank was out of cash, and another teller started making fun of him. He changed his mind and left the bank and was arrested a few minutes later.

WTF? All triplets in North Korea are removed from their parents after their birth and placed in orphanages because dictator Kim Jong-il, has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime. Um, yeah, right Kim.

Gas problem? Try Under-Ease Anti-Flatulence Underwear. And no, it's not a joke.

How to fry an egg on a computer.

Here's an interesting article on what it's like to work in a toll booth.

Finally, the last words of some executed prisoners.

Rich's Friday Wind Down Jam

The Weekend is here and no standing the rain , It should be a good one in the 60's round these parts.
Also Softball season starts for this week and I am so pumped to get back out there...If anyone is looking to play during the week on Wendsday nights let me know (richie@thedailycolumn.com) because we always have guys that dont show and need replacements (but you have to promise you dont suck)...we play at the Connecticut Sportsplex in North Branford.

Ok with that said , Lets play ball .....

File this under the DUHHH file ..A state agency has fined the owners of a West Warwick nightclub where 99 people were killed in a fire more than $1 million for failing to carry workers' compensation insurance.

This guy is making us look bad ... RUSSELL Crowe appears to have bought his new wife Danielle Spencer a $13.75 million wedding gift without his bride even inspecting the property.

Scientists said on Thursday they had identified the virus behind the deadly respiratory illness (SARS)spreading worldwide and proposed naming it after a doctor who first identified the disease and later became a victim.

Whoops ..A record-breaking knife thrower shocked Britons on Thursday when one of his daggers sliced into the head of his assistant on live TV.

I dont know what this is , Its just a squirrel sitting at a bar drinking a shot and having a smoke ....I have no idea ?

Play Feed the 9 mouthed baby game ...and you better feed him NOW and fast.

Mail order brides , Some of them are really hot ..( just x out of the pop up gray first page to see the chicks).

Play Air Hockey ...Try to win the tournament..pretty cool game.

See if you can do this , I did it and it was real Cool ..

For all you Pussy's in France , run out and get your french version of the swiss army knife.

I have to start visiting my local PORN STORE more often , you think ?

Ok see you all in the forums !!

Ding dong Saddam is gone

Saddam Hussein. Next stop, Syria?

Hmm. A single, 21,000-pound "MOAB" bomb has been moved to the Iraq war region. I wonder why? Maybe they want to drop it on this guy.

You can add your name to a giant thank you/get well card for Jessica Lynch at this site.

Meanwhile, all sorts of Saddam stuff is selling on eBay.

Ouch! A Taiwanese woman who suspecting her husband of having an affair, cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet.

A 65-year-old woman in India has become the oldest woman in the world to give birth.

As if regular bullying isn't bad enough, kids in Britain are bullying via text message and web pages.

Yeah, this effort will go far.

Here's the Complaint in the "Girls Gone Wild" video king's arrest.

Nice top.

Rich's Thursday Things

What's up Ya"ll, for those of you who dont contribute to the forums you really should. We have alot of great topics for you to voice your opinion on and with new ones being added everyday there is always something to speak out on ....just click on the top right where it says discussion forums and away you go .

Also the people of the forums... Skittlebrau, Mytaint, Buffy, Barfly, Jambo, Spunky maybe, Godfather, Daveyboy , and yes maybe even Peter himself will join me at Donovans Reef on April 17th at 6:30 ish for drinks and laughs , I will be working but laughing.. Bastards !!.. Join them , wont ya ??

A good day in Baghdad is a good day at my house everytime .

How killer was it to see Coalition forces tear down a huge statue of Saddam and have the Iraqi people stomp all over it as Coalition forces took Baghdad.

Wanna know how much it will cost to Clone yourself or how much it would cost to obtain a clone of Cindy Crawford ....Find out here .

Check out Race Car Babes ...killer chicks for every make of race car .

This is coool , Mapquest the city of Baghdad and see where everything is and what we hit and what's left .

Play Snake , It's pretty hard to do but fun .

I need to do a ride along with this guy sometime ...A former police officer pleaded guilty Tuesday to charges that he forced four women to strip after he pulled them over for traffic violations.

From the Oops file , Volunteer firemen burn down the chiefs house , soo sad yat soooo funny .

For all of you who dont think France has it coming , Take a look at this then get back to me .

Ok how Country can you get , im just gonna say it ...screw it ...The Tulsa Firefighter Clowns !

Want to spice up your sex life and you know you need it , talk to Spankie the monkey if you need some pointers.

With the threat of a boycott of the Masters golf touranment looming because they wont allow women into the club and the women want Tiger Woods to back them up , Head Redneck Hootie Johnson tells the #1 player in the world this "I don't tell Tiger how to play golf if he doesn't tell us how to run our club,"..Smart Hootie, Smart ?

You wanna do a little shopping with her ??.. I Do.

Rich's Contest Picture

Sorry , Took the day off today but I dont want any of you to forget about the Contest ..Here is Contest Picture...and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

And also CONGRATS TO THE UCONN LADY HUSKIES ON THERE BACK TO BACK NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS...DIANA TAURASI IS A MONSTER !

Kids in prison

Why are we over there? Yesterday, U.S. Marines released about 150 children from a prison in Baghdad. They had been imprisoned (some of them for the past 5 years) because they had refused to join Saddam's version of the Hitler youth.

And in another prison release, the matriarch of a herd of elephants in South Africa opened a gate with her trunk and freed a bunch of antelopes from a private game reserve.

As an animal lover, I like this law: West Hollywood, California has become the first city in the United States to outlaw the de-clawing of cats. Whether you like cats or not, ripping their claws out just so your furniture doesn't get scratched is cruel.

Heinz has unveiled their blue version of ketchup.

Bzzzz. 80 million bees were accidentally released in Miami yesterday, when a truck carrying them overturned.

I dunno who she is, but she has great cleavage.

Mixed messages: According to British Intelligence, Saddam Hussein survived that massive attack on the restaurant we he was thought to be meeting with his cronies. The CIA, on the other had, said there is no doubt he is dead.

How to make the Starship Enterprise out of a floppy disc.

How to make a 9mm Beretta out of Legos.

Don't actually do this because it would be illegal, but this site let's you print out your own UPC codes to replace the one's on the packages in store.

I hate spiders. I'm scared to death of them.

The wrongful death trial involving Tommy Lee started yesterday.

Yeah, they hate us.

Another active night

Saddam and his youngins may or may not have been killed when we dropped 8,000 pounds of bombs on a building he was supposed to be in. Did we get him? Who knows?

The Washington Post is reporting that British forces may not have killed "Chemical Ali."

Apparently we hit the Al-Jazeera television office in Baghdad.

Winona Ryder wants to auction off the stuff she was convicted of stealing. (For charity, of course.)

Los Angeles police have caught the notorious "Haircut Bandit."

Check this out: A bank executive was having his photo taken for his college's alumni magazine. In the background of the photo, was a man robbing the bank!

I guess this is okay.

Writing an erotic story? How about using an erotic font?

The dullest weblog in the world.

This is a really nice website of a very attractive model. Press "skip into" to get past the initial stuff.

Festiva Dave's Winners Column

Well better late than never but here is Festivadave's Winning Column.

Hey all you DC readers,this is great never thought I would actually win with The Jerk pic, but alright.

First off DC is great, Im still a rookie at the forum but ill get the hang of it in do time. Also a shout out to the guys at American Legion Post 177 and Go Lady Huskies,and while im at it...Fuck You to all at Stevens in Milford who was involved with getting me fired,before the holidays last year.

Hear goes...

They say Saddam and sons are history=yes,we can only hope.

Also it sucks all the good deejays are being let go=S/B and my 2 guys Opie and Anthony,bet it has to do with satellite radio=those fuckers.

I just found out I won and had to get something in fast,here is a couple of my favorite sites. Opie and Anthony,Finding out what comedians are on and when=comedycentral.com.

And some good pics at freakhole.com.

Again thanx Rich and all the DC readers,

FESTIVA DAVE

Rich's Tuesday Contest Winners Column

The votes are in and a winner has been chosen in last weeks contest...First off , Here is last weeks contest picture in case you forgot .

And the winner is Festivadave with the quote : "All i need is this bag, my converse and Thats All! thats right this bag, my cons and this wig, thats all, nothing else, my bag, this wig and these converse, ya, and this body suit, thats all, my bag, this wig and these cons with this body suit and a pair of socks, thats all."

Second place went to pplucienik with the quote : "The real reason John Gotti never went into witness protection"

And Third place went to BMWriderscott with the quote : "So much for Rumsfeld suggestion, duct tape did not work for Alex."

All sent in were very funny but I had to pick 3 and these were it ,

Lets start out the week fresh with a brand new CONTEST PICTURE and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com...Good Luck .

Lets do a column , cool ? ....

Coalition forces believe they killed Saddam and his sons in a bunker tucked in a residential area they bombed today .

An Army major and his wife narrowly escaped jail yesterday after being convicted of cheating their way to the top prize on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? with what the judge called a "shabby schoolboy trick".

Hit my wallet one more time ...Britney Spears' restaurant filed for bankruptcy and owes $400,000 to creditors.

Ever ask yourself the question "What are the odds of being killed by lightning?" or "What are the chances of dying in a plane crash?"..well find out here.

Cant be in two places at once you say ?...well now you can if you shop at Clones R Us online.

With friends like this screwing you for all the internet to see, who needs enemies??

Forget opening those letters , you got to kick them open .

This one is for all you so called big drinkers out there ...Can you match all the beer bottles with the correct labels?

Flashers are cool .

Amy Smart ( from the movie Road Trip) Topless.

Some people have been writing me about some of the links I put on that are sometimes diverted to pay sites, let me just tell you all that when I put those links up they work fine and the server changes them ..not me .

Busy overnight

First off, congrats to Richie!

Busy overnight. We took over one of the Presidential palaces in downtown Baghdad, we found that "Chemical Ali's" body in the rubble of his house (that we blew up) and that "(Mis)Information Minister" "Baghdad Bob" made all sorts of idiotic statements on TV that we are not even in Baghdad.

Sadly, NBC reporter David Bloom died yesterday in Iraq.

Geraldo apologized yesterday for being an idiot.

Two tests by a mobile laboratory confirmed evidence of sarin nerve gas in an Iraqi military compound after a dozen soldiers showed symptoms of exposure to nerve agents.

Some non-war stuff...

This is useful: It's called the "lunch click," to run during your lunch break, which runs slower than a regular clock.

Nice top.

Check out this "page not found" message.

Here's an archive of the world's ugliest bridesmaid dresses.

This guy hates water.

I dunno. You figure this out: Pink Man.

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

I would to start out this week by thanking each and every one of you who voted in the "Advocate's Best Of New Haven" poll for me , because of you all of you ....I have won BEST BARTENDER for the second year in a row and I owe it to all of you ...so THANK YOU !!!..look for me in either the May 1st or 8th issue....The power of the DC never ceases to amaze me .

Im not going into the whole snow deal because by now I think you all know my stand on that , It just puts me in the worst mood when it snows .

Ok , be on the look out for the Contest winner in tommorow's column and also be on the look out for the next contest picture ...It's gonna be a good one .

Ok , it's about that time .....

A small victory for all you Weed Smokers ...The Belgian parliament has voted to legalize the personal use of cannabis, within certain guidelines, for anyone over the age of 18. It's just a matter of time before it is legal here .

Here's a test for all you manly men ( or so you think) ...see if you could tell the women from the men ??

I know, whats the big deal ??..but the women like this stuff ..Hollywood star Russell Crowe and his long-time singer girlfriend Danielle Spencer will tie the knot today in Australia's showbiz wedding of the year.

Is this what Basic Training is all about ??..A National Guard battalion commander is being relieved of his command for running naked outside the barracks at Fort Bragg.

Well UConn is back in the title game after her offense down the stretch and her defense on the final play, Diana Taurasi put Connecticut back in the women's national championship game.

Here is your complete list of the Best Urinals in the world , where they are and pictures of each ....dont ask me why , just look !@#$

This is real cool, make your own freeway sign .You put whatever you want on it and they kick it out ....try it !

This is too funny , A Disney Princess roundtable discussion ..real funny .

Please take a minute to read this. If you are concerned about the cost of medicine it should interest you. I happened to see this broadcast but did not capture it on paper. A friend did and here is the essence of it.

OHH GOD NO .....Laura Bush's Guide to Raising Christian Ladies: Jenna & Barbara! ..LOL

This game is addicting ...ULTIMATE DODGEBALL ...kick some schoolyard ass !!!

All I have to say is HOLY SHIT..now this is what im talking about .

You see I havent wrote anything about the war lately because I just think that some people are in war overload and figure this would be a good place to come to get away from it , But as peter said and I agree with him ..I am Not against it .

Snow? Again?

WTF? There's a Winter Storm Warning for 5 to 10 inches of snow starting tomorrow morning, and near blizzard conditions Monday afternoon and evening. Will this winter ever end?

I don't know to what extent you have been watching the televised war coverage, but NBC's David Bloom died today, after he suffered a pulmonary embolism.

Six more moons have been found orbiting Jupiter, bringing the total to 58.

Against this war? Read this account of a former Iraqi soccer player.

And just the other day, hundreds of human remains were discovered by British soldiers in a makeshift morgue in southern Iraq. The victims had evidently been tortured and executed.

And here's what Saddam did during the first war.

By the way, I have not said it yet, but just for the record, I am not against this war.

On to other stuff...

The producer of "Girls Gone Wild," 30-year-old Joe Francis was arrested on racketeering and drug charges (And apparently he videotaped some underage girls acting out nude scenes.) He's fucked.

A sicko in Texas was arrested after it was discovered that he had padlocked a dog chain around his wife's neck and kept her in a cage after she threatened to leave him.

Nice top.

Nice bottom.

Finally, some interesting shots of Britney.

Pissing on Saddam

Let's start the day with this photo. Can you imagine how badly the folks in Iraq would have wanted to be able to do this for the past 25 years?

Britain's Sun newspaper is reporting that US forces eliminated that entire division of Saddam’s Republican Guard (12,000 troops) the other day by dropping two 15,000 pound "Daisy Cutter" bombs on them. Ouch.

Take a moment to read this: A 32-year-old Iraqi attorney saw American POW Jessica Lynch being beaten in the hospital. He walked six miles to the nearest U.S. Marines and told them about it. And that's how she was rescued.

New Zealand scientists announce that some fishermen caught a colossal squid, with eyes the size of dinner plates and scores of razor-sharp hooks to snag its prey.

After living "in sin" for 77 years, Zyness O'Haver (95) and Sallie Warren (94) have finally decided to get married.

Lovely Liv.

Quick, hit the beach! 500 pounds of marijuana washed ashore on several south Florida beaches.

The French Army Knife.

Doesn't this guy look like Robin Williams?

Soon-to-be former Mayor Ganim resigns in disgrace today.

WTF?

Say it ain't so! Oprah Winfrey plans to mark her upcoming 50th birthday by posing in the buff.

Apparently, Julia Roberts is getting divorced from her husband of nine months.

Rich's Pre Weekend Jam

No one forget about the Contest Picture , there is still one more day for those entries so get them in ASAP for your chance to write your very own column .

Women are crazy , thats my story and im sticking to it .

If your ready , so am I .....

We are getting close...US forces can now see the lights of Saddam's capital by night.

Yellow ribbons and all other private displays have been banned from public property in Fieldsboro, New Jersey..Are you shitting me ??!@#

Here is your official guide on " How to love a Geek girl " ..you know who you are .

Here's an Urban legend that just might be true , see for yourself...A Star Wars trading card depicts the droid C-3PO with an oversized penis.

WTF ??? ..Semi naked japanese girls with pinnochio noses ...LOL

I just have to ask ..What and Why ??

When you are way into Cat's at your kids birthday party ...

I highly doubt this but Microsoft planning to make a better search engine than Google

Hospital wont separate twins because cost will be too much for hospital to bear .....send money quick !

She posted her picture as a metal chick and got these hysterical results..read them and laugh your ass off .

Britney's See Thru Dress ....nice ass .

Ok , see you all on Monday !!

Rich's Thursday Crap

You know I say ...Fuck The French !!!....how's that ?

There is a rally to support the troops at West Haven High's Ken Strong Stadium Monday Night, Im am going to be there and I hope all of you will be there also because we need to show our troops that we are behind them .

Here is a .GREAT WAR PICTURE..

ok , now that im pissed , lets do it ...

It's about time but Police have arrested a man in the slaying of an American Indian Movement activist whose frozen body was found on the Pine Ridge reservation in 1976.

Death , huh , good god now ...what is it good for ?...Soul singer Edwin Starr, who topped the charts in 1970 with his fiery, iconic, anti-war song "War," died yesterday at his home in Nottingham, England

Make a Lego version of you here .

I dont know if this is a joke or what but its pretty screwed if it isnt .....The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Rock & Roll's Hall of Douchebags ...making fun of them so you dont have to .

Why live real life when you can live it on the internet ....Welcome to the Simulator

Play Snow Bowling ....I rock at this by the way .

Those lovable , huggable stinking like gin Bums , and they got a webpage too ...go figure ?

Cmon now ...New York restaurant getting around anti-tobacco ban by serving tobacco in their food

Make sure you look at these pictures ....A colossal squid has been caught in Antarctic waters and it is frigin huge !

These are PERFECT ....

Good Night ...Or Morning ?

Closing in

As they near Baghdad, the US Infantry is wearing their chemical suits now.

Take a look at what some French vandals did to a WWII war memorial to British soldiers. According to this Sun article, one third of the French people want Saddam to win.

An LA Times photographer has been fired for digitally altering a front page photo. Here are the photos involved.

Jennifer Garner and her husband are splitting up.

First he stole and then sold another man's pumpkins, and then he failed to appear in court. What is this world coming to?

Funny photo.

Honda has updated their humanoid robot. It's faster, taller, heavier and it has a shiny new outfit. I want one of these so badly.

For you war coverage junkies, there's this site, and The Iraqometer.

This is fun: "Mini" Hockey, played with Mini Coopers. So is this: Learn how to juggle.

This cloudbursting page is totally pointless, but fun.

By the way, I'm doing web site creation on the side now. If you need a website created, lemme know and I'll be happy to discuss it with you and quote you a price.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Happy Humpday everyone ..I hope you all enjoyed Fretless's column yesterday , he did a great job and should be proud to be an honorary member of the DC for the day .

This week's Contest Photo is a little wierd I know and I have already got a couple of really good entries but there is always room for more funny ones , so keep them coming.

Let me clear my throat ....

One for the Ladies ..Joe Millionaire naked ..kinda .

Madonna yanked her own video off MTV because it was shot before the war started and begins with models decked in military gear strutting down a fashion runway while images of warplanes in flight splash across the walls.

Corey Clark was kicked off American Idol for his criminal history .

Oh Hell Ya, now this is what Im talking about ....South Africa is equipping there cars with flamethrowers .

Screw Playboy , Fuck Playgirl ...Now there is Playbutch for the raging lesbian in you ..go ahead read it , I dare you .

Everyone should bookmark this site ...It's a blood alcohol tester, Use this calculator to estimate just how little alcohol it takes to put you on the "wrong side of the law".

24 Hours of Porn ...a very cool experiment .

Play War on Terror ...hard as hell but fun once you get the hang of it .

A German man caught masturbating on a tram was ordered -over a loudspeaker - to stop what he's doing...If that dont make him lose his stuff , nothing will .

Ever wonder what other license plates look like around the world , well dont anymore ...just look here .

Pin up girl Anna Valle neekid .

Jessica Alba getting it on !

Ok kids , hope for no snow EVER AGAIN !!!!

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Well here it is , The Contest Winner has been chosen from dozens and dozens of entries recieved and here are the top 3 ..

First off , here is last weeks contest picture in case you forgot

And the winner is Fretless with the funny quote.... "How many times do I have to tell you kids - the big ones go on the bottom rack and the little ones go on top, except for the butt-plugs, they go in the silverware basket!"

His winning column will follow mine so be looking out for that .

Second place went to Deathstick 32 with the quote .."the dishwasher at the Playboy Mansion is always full on Monday morning"

And third place went to thatismytruck with ...."Sweetie, Check Emily Post. Which side of the plate do these go on??"

Boogietrunks had a real funny one but he won last week so I couldnt let him win this week too , It was " Maytag's new appliance ..The Dickwasher"

Great job by everyone this week .

Here is This Week's Contest Photo ..Good luck and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

I wanna do this like brutus .....

Remember the Penthouse Forum , all dirty letters ??...well here is something similar online that are all true.

This guy takes random things out of his cabinet , puts them in a bowl with milk and critics them as cereal ??

Just so all you coffee drinkers know , Starbucks is EVIL .

Here is a Blog from someone in Iraq , it is a really good one too .

For all you Yankee fans , Derek Jeter dislocated his shoulder last night but xrays were negative for structural damage ...I dislocated my shoulder over 25 times and let me tell you there is no worse pain than that !!

For the men only .......dont look ladies if you know whats good for you ...

Play Arserace ...Ass Racing .

The winner of the Crufts Dog Show in London , the biggest dog show in the world may be stripped of his doggie title of champion after he may have had a facelift ....what ?!@#

Jamie Lee Curtis topless

American Pie's Shannon Elizabeth looking too fine in her birthday suit .

Fretless's Winners column

This is quite an honor. I've only recently started to visit the DC, but now it's one of my first visits each day. I'm amazed that these guys do the update in the middle of the night, almost every night, and occassionally sober.

Anyway, here is a list of my favorite websites, some (but not all!) of which I am involved with "officially".

The very best movie reviews are by the Cranky Critic

Best place to learn about porn sites, and also the best place to find porn links, is Jane's Guide . Jane and her team really understand the online porn business.

My favorite porn star is Asia Carrera - smart and Asian, just how I like all my women!

The best place to talk about playing guitar or bass is WholeNote
and ActiveBass . These sites also have the most excellent Forum software on the planet. Unfortunately, it's fully-custom and not for sale.

The best place to learn about playing guitar, or bass, or songwriting, or running a PA, is GuitarNoise

Oh, and my April Fool's picture: you ever go Bass Fishing in LI Sound?

That's it from me! And whether you believe in the cause or not - please support the troops who are fighting the good fight!

-Fretless