Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Welcome to the new work week people , I know you are all so excited it here.

Instead of waiting for tommorow to post the contest picture for this week , Im going to post it today ..So here is your CONTEST PICTURE and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

lets get to it , ok .....

AN Indonesian court sentenced a man to five years in jail for digging up the corpse of his 80-year-old female neighbour and eating parts of the body.

"Woke up this morning , got my self a gun " .....A headless and handless body washed onshore near La Guardia Airport yesterday

Play Pepsi pinball...but just dont drink it .

This is probably the most hard- up thing I have ever seen..EVER !

Lucky Bastard ...A ROCK star pal of Prince Harry has told how he enjoyed all-night baby oil sex romps in a four-poster bed with Christina Aguilera

Speaking of Christina , she needs to lay off the Twinkies .

"Our beautiful handcrafted glass penis paperweights pay homage to the male form."..just so wrong on so many levels .

You think you would only hear something like this once in a lifetime but An Australian coal miner trapped two miles underground by an overturned tractor cut off his own arm with a box-cutting knife rather than await rescue

Ousted Watsonville Mayor Richard de la Paz Jr. had been hailed as the kid from the wrong side of town who made good. The son of a convicted robber who had his own teenage scrapes with the law, de la Paz beat the town political machine to win election to City Council at age 23 and was chosen mayor by his colleagues seven months ago on the night of his 26th birthday. Then it all went wrong one night....

So that's why my commute to work sucks so bad - Java Traffic Simulator

Someone look at me ..PLEASE ....A professor at Louisiana State University has been accused of sending threatening letters to herself and pulling police away from the serial killer investigation.

For all of us former cable thiefs ...A man who schemed to steal satellite television signals now has something much bigger than a cable bill to pay - a whopping $180 million restitution order on which he is to make monthly payments on for the next 30,000 years.

Tons and Tons of Jenna Jameson pics.

Problem fixed

The problem with the Discussion Forums is fixed. Sorry about that.

Rich's Weekend Wrap Up

Well Huge Congrats go out to Peter & Laurie on thier lightning engagment and wedding , I knew about it for a couple days and believe me it took every fiber in my being not to blurt it out to someone .

I hope you guys have a great life together and grow old together and love each other more each day .

Ok , nuff of that sappy shit ...

India Springs my ass ....Testing shows up to 45 percent of bottled water in India is undrinkable

National do-not-call list open for business...get on it !

Wanna have some fun ..kinda ??..Bake a cake that looks like used cat litter, complete with little candy cat turds.

This is Cool ...One of many beautiful moon illusions, as seen from space

It finally happened. Software dedicated to helping you keep track of your online exploits. This gives the term "hit counter" a whole new meaning. It's too bad this appears to be geared towards gay guys, it could be quite useful for others. Not that, uh, I would know.

Burglar caught wearing pink nightie and with genitals smeared in blue ink..Hey , it's almost 4th of july ?

For those of you that ever wondered just how fast "warp" speed is, here's your answer GEEK .

How long are you gonna live ??.. Life expenctancies from around the world.

VIDEO : Video from fatal Toughman fight shows woman really got her ass kicked

The apartment for an obsessed Star Trek fan...

Crazy Blokes ........Australian sailors disciplined for, among other things, sticking rolled-up paper in their butts and setting it on fire

A website dedicated to the old photos and notes people find laying around. There's some quality hate in the letters section.

Jlo Nip..nice

A very short engagement

Well, Laurie and I got married yesterday. We went up to Watch Hill Rhode Island, got a marriage license, called a Judge, and got married at the beach at 3:00. Since we had both been married before, we decided to just do this one the quick and easy way.

She looked absolutely beautiful and I looked like Bond, James Bond. (The photo was taken by a kind stranger.) Needless to say, we are both very happy and we plan to spend the weekend enjoying our new marriage.

A little trip

Talk about tough crowds: In the Philippines, Casimiro Lagugad was asked to sing Frank Sinatra's song "My Way" at a party in Manila. When he sang it out of tune, Julio Tugas stabbed him in the neck and killed him.

What an asshole: 25-year-old Anna Gitlin was furious about an accident that blocked her way. She yelled at a police officer at the scene "''I don't care who the fuck died. I'm more important.'' Then she went berserk. She was arrested and charged with attempted murder, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, negligent driving, and disorderly conduct.

Toni Cacace-Beshears collects toilet paper, which she keeps neatly folded in three-ring binders. So far she has three volumes.

Famous Testicles.

Jimmy McCrary Jr. is now the former pastor of the Morning Star Baptist Church in South Richmond, Virginia. Bunch of fucked up clergymen these days, huh?

I think I want a job with the Transportation Security Administration.

The principal at Levi Dickey Elementary School in Ontario, Canada has suspended three fifth- and sixth-graders for jolting one another with the "shock pen."

WTFOMG?

This is pretty cool: A Post-It Note artwork gallery.

Watch this news clip.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Thursday is here and it's supposed to upwards of 100 degrees , hey look at it this way at least it isnt raining ...I will take this weather all day long .

here's the CONTEST PICTURE , get those entries in for your chance at your own column.

Here we go ....

So you cant make it New York to see the fireworks this year... no problem , I got you covered.

All you Internet music swappers better read this , cause if you trade today , you could have a court date tommorow .

Sometimes you just have to scratch your head ..Snoop Dogg could face firearms charges after allegedly riding to an awards show with armed bodyguards in a bullet-proof van equipped with gun ports.

The Bone Clone. Recreate your anatomy in the privacy of your own home. Don't forget to shave first.

Apparently, someone cares about pubes on the bathroom floor...GOOD GAME

This is one for all you Gearheads ...Links to all kinds of different car galleries, both new and old.

The most effective way ever to annoy people looking for porn...this just isnt right .

The heavy drinker's guide to Iowa City...Dont ask ?

The Ejaculator! So, how many gallons have you spooged?

For all you Stoners out there , The Joint Rollers Handbook.

To stick with the Stoners , next time you get busted for possesion and need a lawyer..call this guy .

One of the hottest Britney pics ive ever seen.

Two more days

A 32-year-old Colorado man faces first-degree murder charges after he killed his nephew while trying to demonstrate that a bulletproof vest could also stop knives.

In Berkeley, California, Ben Mann was just sitting up in a tree, meditating peacefully, when suddenly he fell to the ground, and then 30 feet down a ravine. He suffered leg, back and head injuries.

In geek news: On Monday, Apple unveiled the first personal computers to have 64-bit processors, making them the fastest PC so far.

Friends don't let friends mow drunk: A German gardener has been fined and stripped of his license for driving his lawnmower while drunk.

WTF? In South Africa, and for the second time in two months, a man has committed suicide by cutting his own neck with a butcher shop bandsaw.

Here's a parody of that classic Honda ad.

Always wanted to learn how to play the guitar? You can learn online.

This is cool: Helping Hands is a non-profit organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for quadriplegic individuals by training capuchin monkeys to assist them with daily activities.

Here's something new: Lip tattoos.

History buffs: It was 40 years ago this week that then President Kennedy said "Ich bin ein Berliner."

This is amazing: Faith, a 7-month-old puppy was born without fully formed front legs. So she learned to walk upright on her hind legs. (With video)

Finally, take a moment to review the History of Boobs.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Let me start out by saying those of you who emailed me and had a problem with some of the content in Hoot's column yesterday , let me say this to you ...That is what the Contest is all about , for you the reader to make your very own column with you very own views and opinions..I am merely the tool for which it gets posted, so no more nasty emails please .

Here is the CONTEST PHOTO for this week , good luck .

Ill tell you that being a sports fan all my life , I have seen a ton of cheesy sell out things but yesterday took the cake , read my first story.

The most historied franchise in all of football , The Chicago Bears are now called The Chicago Bears presented by Bank One ..thats fucking sad.

The man who gatecrashed Prince William's 21st Birthday dressed as Osama bin Laden has spoken of his regret at the stunt which went "too far." ...

Do not get burned by the Ebola Monkeyman.

Im laughing just writing this ...A woman is behind bars today after allegedly robbing a man with a deer head

Dress your own pimp just like you wanna ...ohh bitch betta have my money !@#

The real reason people buy phones with cameras in them? To take pictures of asses and then post them on the Internet so other people can see them.

A website dedicated to putting interesting quotes overheard in random places. There's some QUALITY stuff here, be ready to lose some time.

A man who had his sport utility vehicle stolen from a downtown golf course earlier this month was surprised to get a call over the weekend telling him he could have the vehicle back for $50.

A fan at Tuesday night's Eminem concert in London got the surprise of her life when the rapper handed her his $450,000 necklace...see , he better have gotten something in return (wink,wink)

So you wanna play the Xylophone you say ...well go ahead .

Naked chicks on the beach ..that is all .

Police have arrested a 46-year-old Leiden man on suspicion of forcing dozens of women to have telephone sex with him. ..umm forcing them ?..ever hear of hanging up ??

As if my life isn't complicated enough. Now, there's an online Rubik's Cube to keep me entertained. Oh yea, there's a twist. It's in 4 dimensions

Ok keep those Contest entries coming so you can post Smut like Hoot ..ohh and get me yelled at !

Richs Contest Winners Column

Well here we are again folks , Contest Winner day so lets get right to it because the winner wrote a doozie today ( I dont think have used so many adult signs since I started doing a column ), his column was so big that im just doing this and taking the rest of the day off .

First off , here is last week's picture

And the winner is Hoot23 with the quote : " MMMM nothing like these hot air blowers to bake the cum right in!!! "

And with that funny , yet nasty quote Hoot has wrote a column that is definatly Guy -Orientated, sorry ladies .

Second place goes to my old friend Xion Pete with : " Nothing finishes off a Mexican Shower like a Polish Towel "

Third place goes to PaPajoe 26 with : " Do you really think this will make my tits bigger? "

Thanks to all who contributed , maybe next week will be your week to win .??

Here is the CONTEST PHOTO for this week ..and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Get outside , it's supposed to be a great day today ...If your interested Lake Quassy park is having a laser light show tonight and it's free , it starts when the sun goes down ..check it out , we are !

Hootie's Winning Column

Well hello everyone in the The Daily Column world it is I, Hoot23, and it looks like I get to do a little somethin here on the column cause I had the quote of the week. WOW!!! Oh My !!! I don't believe I won. It's fucking amazing! The first thing I am going to do with the million dollars is fly a whole bunch of my friends somewhere exotic and have the most kick ass party! All the TDC'ers can come along too. Yee Haww!!!! Then we will ..... Wait .. . Huh..... What's that? You mean there's no money for winning the photo contest. Well what the fuck is up with that!! That bites the big one BIG TIME! Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Just kidding everybody. I am going to try to do this the Pete and Rich way. Shall we............

Let's start out with a real cool table tennis game. Very realistic.

This one is for you Peter. Nice top.

Speaking of Peter. I would like to say congratulations to you and Laurie again. So Congratulations. I know you two will have a long and happy marriage together. Salud!

O.K. back to the program.

A very good site to check out anything to do with any jam bands out there plus a few other musical genre's.

Hmmmm I think Richie needs a pic himself.

Watch out what you write in the memo box on your checks.

Excuse me can you please hold!

The "FRIDGE" comes to Coney Island July 4th.

London children have to be jumping for joy.

I think it is time for another pic.

This is a real good version of Battleship.

Come again?. Green puppy born in Oregon.

Hey stupid! ?Who you calling stoopid!!

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for suing Sibley High, stand up
and holler!

This will probably give you a pretty good buzz!!!

World's Longest Tongue

What does everyone say, nother pic?

A good place to look up most any musician.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRESIDENT RELEASES NEWLY RECOVERED WARZONE DOCUMENTS OFFERING INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF OF IRAQI ACQUISITION OF WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

I know Peter will like this story.

World's Smallest Monkey

Erotica Los Angeles Sets Record-Breaking Attendance

Beaver's rule this town.

Watch out if you set off fireworks you just may get shot at.

From footsies to frog jobs, female felons getting it inside.

Good site for lots of photo's, graphics, etc for wallpaper for your computer is Webshots. Free download.

Well I guess I am gonna wrap this here column up. Thanks to Peter and Richie for the site. I know you guys put a lot of your time into it and it shows. And thanks for letting me post my very own TDC. It was fun. Before I end I have to give a few more for the boys.

These next links are gonna be all adult oriented. You have been warned!!! Don't click if you don't like.

I say this girl needs to borrow the bathroom blower from our photo girl.

Good site with lots of links.

MMMMM

Gotta love drunk girls that kiss.

Lovely

Some more good links.

Blonde and sweet!

Bodacious TaTa's

Gettin it good.

Mad thumbnails

All right that was long I know but once I started I couldn't stop. Hope everyone enjoys. And remember smile cause it's much bettter than a frown.

Peace.

Hoot23

Thank you

First, I want to thank all of you who emailed me or posted your congratulations to me and Laurie. We both appreciated it. Next up, the wedding.

Aha! Guys have been saying this for years, but researchers have now discovered that women, regardless of their sexual orientation, tend to be aroused by other women.

Nice top.

The #1 reason to not sniff butane: An Austrian man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high sniffing butane gas.

Speaking of gas, New Zealand is attempting to clean the air by introducing a "fart tax" on farm animal emissions.

Check out this Frequently Asked Question from the HP site.

Sometimes it's good to be full of shit: One and one-half year old Mick Dinelle survived a five-story plunge from his mother's bedroom window onto concrete pavement and suffered only a broken leg. Apparently, the baby's "full diaper" saved his life.

Here's a good site for all you "lefties" out there.

Take a walk around The Simpson's house.

Here's the woman who streaked at the U.S. Open. (Warning: A few exit popups)

No, I don't hate Macs. But this guy does.

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

Hey Ya'll..First of I would like to officialy say Happy Birthday to Spunky today .
I would also like to Congratulate Jambo on his marriage this past weekend , All the best guys .

Well it was another weekend and 3 more inches of rain , I heard a good joke yesterday and it was fitting for this spring , here it is :

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the better of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Mr. Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment but I couldn't help wondering....Why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"

"Ah, those...," Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Connecticut. They're still too cold and wet to burn."

Ok , lets do some stuff , huh ...

Umm , what ?...A South Dakota priest who spent time in prison for trying to rape someone was able to continue serving in religious assignments after his release.

I got this from Greg at Online Insanity..It is Death Robot2 : Judgement Clay ..pretty good.

How Frigin great is this ...A website dedicated to Western stars who've made asses of themselves in Japanese media.

Ohh shit ...German police have found the missing head of a naked male corpse, which was found near castle Frankenstein in the town of Darmstadt last week.

Scruffy keep running away or jumping the fence ?? ..Get Lo-Jack for that little bastard

Welcome to the Harrison Ford finger gallery

A father used an Internet "chat room" and e-mail to lure his own daughter into having sex with him..What the hell is going on in this world today ??

Now this is a shame because if any of you have ever seen these , they are great but producers of the "Bumfights" video, in which homeless men are filmed fighting each other, are sentenced for their roles in the film.

This is a cool game , It's a 360 degrees of revamped Breakout

Do you know I have never had a sip of coffee in my entire life , but for all you who love it soooo much ...here is everything you ever wanted to know about coffee, caffeine and stimulation.

A former Virginia lottery winner was arrested after allegedly driving the wrong way and trying to run over a Henry County sheriff's deputy - all while naked..Let me tell you that if I ever hit Lotto , it would much much much worse that this .

Damn the mail is slow ..Postal service delivers letter after 207 years.

This little piggy went to the market and This little piggy is gonna beat your ass ....Competitors from around the globe will be on their toes when the 10th annual World Toe Wrestling Championship gets underway in Britain today.

Now this just isnt right ..The Visible Barbie Project: The things you always wanted to do to your sister's dolls (heh heh) but couldn't because mom would kill you.

Tommorow is Contest Winner day so be on the lookout for that !!!

She said "yes."

Well, I popped "the question" yesterday, and Laurie said "yes."

A quick scam warning: I received this email tonight. It's a scam message that claims to come from the BestBuy.com Fraud Department, and it (used to) direct you to a Web site that is "nearly identical" to Best Buy's site. The fake website asked for credit card and Social Security numbers.

A New York teen-ager claimed that teachers violated her civil rights when they suspended her from school for wearing a ''Barbie is a Lesbian'' T-shirt. The suit seeks a declaration from the court that Young's constitutional right to free speech was violated (which it was). You go girl! Don't let the bastards shut you up.

Six-year-old Avigayil Wardein from Naples, Florida was forced to shut down her lemonade stand when her asshole next-door neighbor filed a formal complaint with the police, because Avigayil didn’t have a business permit. The City ended up giving her a free permit for the summer, but they should have told the lady next door to get a life and ignored her complaint.

WTF? A 22-year old construction worker jumped off an escalator on the fifth floor of a mall twice. He survived.

WTF #2? A mountain climber survived one lightning strike while climbing a western Wyoming mountain Monday, only to be killed an hour later when he was hit again.

A man walked into the Kansas City Public Library and paid off more than $600 in outstanding fines for everyone whose last name is Muhammad. He's the weird part: he paid the debt off in ramen noodles.

This is funny: "I Gave My Cat an Enema."

Finally, this is very cool.

Rich's Friday Jammie Jam

Here comes my Rare Friday column , I did this yesterday and just saved it ..smart boy huh ?

One more time with the CONTEST PHOTO ...last day for entries.

FIRST AND FOREMOST : I think there is going the be a beer shortage in some bars in CT ..AAARRGGHH , this is bad !!

I smell Monopoly coming ...The Federal Communications Commission's recent relaxation of media ownership rules, casting bipartisan votes to restore limits on TV network size and prohibitions on cross-ownership of newspapers and broadcast stations.

If you use Instant Messanger at work , your company can keep those for up to 3 years under a new law..Big Bro is watching people .

Do it yourself cruise missle. No, really

Golfing ..Dr Dre style .

BarBitches comes with complete guides for guys, and how they should behave when trying to pick up women. Good information here for all of you, since we know you're not getting laid.

A man was ordered to stand trial on charges he stalked a woman he had briefly dated in high school three decades ago, calling her, sending her unsigned presents and apparently fishing a clump of her hair out of the garbage...UMM, this was called "Something about Mary" and it was funny .

Well it looks like Belgium is next ..WAR crimes lawsuits have been filed in Belgium against eight top officials including US President George W Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair

Annoying little flash animation featuring four pickles. It's for the ladies, you know.

This is really cool ...The Matrix model builder

I dont see the problem here ?..German viewers of a TV documentary on the human body got more detail than they bargained for when the programme was interrupted by scenes of hardcore sex

PERVERTS , stop it right now .......For 10 years, young people ages 11 to 18 have gathered in Pasco and other Florida counties to pitch tents, swat volleyballs and sing around campfires. Typical summer camp, save one important distinction: They do it naked

The Heartless Bitches spirit-crushing rant about "nice guys."..See , this is why I rank on you women so much !

AWWWWWW ...A GUATEMALAN prison gang may have cooked and eaten as many as four inmates over the Christmas holidays

One for the ladies ...Mail Order Husbands

Jo Hicks ..all sorts of naked

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Whats up everyone ,

My neighbors had the biggest fight last night , they were throwing things at each other and screaming and yelling at 1:30am ..they were so loud everyone in the neighborhood was out on their porches listening until this stupid lady a little down the street called the cops and ruined a good time , it was pretty cool.

Remember the CONTEST PICTURE , do it up right .

People in IRAN are setting themselves on fire in protest , some pictures HERE and HERE

Ruben might the American Idol but Clay has the last laugh

Looks like the party's over for Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson

Kinda like "Am I hot or not ?" , but its called " Am I topless or not ? " ....YEAH !

Note to self : never get drunk and pass out around these guys ...EVER !

WHY ?? ...just why ?

Play Spaced Penguin

Remind me never to sleep with this chick ....A jury convicted a La Mesa woman who shot her boyfriend four times last year after they had painful sex in his University City condominium of attempted murder.

Didnt Jody Foster do a movie like this once ?....At least two men are reported to have used cameras on their mobile telephones to film a woman being raped in a lavatory in a pub

A Nebraska woman found an unexpected option in a used car she bought - a bomb.

A NINE-year-old girl was married off to a dog in the presence of more than 100 people in eastern India under a tribal custom to protect the child from evil..I wonder where they are going on the honeymoon and you know its doggie style all night long !

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Welcome to the middle of the week people, just so you all should know ..this is my third time doing this column this morning , everytime I go to send it it gives me a "website not responding" page and I almost threw my computer right out the frigin window .

here is the CONTEST PICTURE , do it up nice .

Ok , shall we ...

Here is a cool site for some really good ghost stories , I have read a couple and they are pretty good.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself the question " Why even bother at all?" ...why indeeed ??

Fidel Castro was not amused Two Miami radio hosts say they have fooled the Cuban leader by pretending to be President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela in a prank call.

There is always room for some good Tech Support calls .

Mustard on mine please ...Police in northeast Arkansas are searching for two men who allegedly killed a 20-pound chow dog, then grilled it.

This one is for all you Gamers out there ...The original Grand Theft Auto for FREE, you cheap bastards .

WARNING! Ok, before you click this link, I must warn you that this is really really gross. It's a page of pics of this old woman's 17 lb. tumor that had been growing on her neck for 20 years. Don't view this page before or right after a meal. You have been warned.

This one is for Peter ..A man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for a traffic accident that killed his girlfriend as she sat on his lap having sex with him as he drove.

Fuckin A Right !!!...The modern western woman is now almost as likely to cheat on her partner as a man.

Damn McDonalds ....Here are the worlds heaviest people.

This is cool ...Random webpage layout generator for the design impaired. How sad that these look better than most sites we link.

Fair is Fair ......A Rikers Island guard is being investigated for allegedly having sex with inmates' girlfriends in exchange for letting them smuggle drugs into the jail

A bishop hit & run?

The bishop of Phoenix was granted immunity earlier this month in exchange for admitting that he allowed local priests who were accused of child sexual abuse to continue to work with minors without disclosing the allegations. Well, Bishop Thomas O'Brien was arrested on Monday after leaving the scene of a fatal hit-and-run accident over the weekend.

Actor Hume Cronyn has died at his home in Fairfield, Connecticut. He was 91-years-old. His career spanned 6 decades, but you may remember him as one of the seniors in Cocoon.

For those of you who haven't heard it yet, here's the Camel Toe Song. (Give it a little time to load.) (Thank, Jack)

WTF? A 13-year-old Indian boy has begun producing winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.

Here's a good one: A funny Dutch commercial. (Thanks, Danny)

Hi Anna.

Congratulations go out to Richmond, California's oldest high school graduate Gustava Bennett Burrus, who is 97. She does not look 97 years old, does she?

Attention stoners: Grab a fishing rod and head to France! A French fisherman just reeled in 30 kg of marijuana.

Joey Buttafuoco (remember him?) claims that he's in talks to do a celebrity pay-per-view boxing match with O.J. Simpson.

Here's a good "page not found" page.

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Here is your Contest Winners column , we had a bunch of really funny entries but I only pick 3 so better luck this week.

First off , here is last weeks contest picture .

And the winner is Florida Bobcat with the quote : " At The Itty-Bitty Titty Committee's News Conference, Sarah's Hit Song, "Thanks For The Mammarys" Had All Them All Flattened!

Second place went to Jason G with : Last nights big boob sing along didnt go so well!

Third place went to Mark Sullivan with : "Oh.... you meant our SINGING was flat!"

Great Job by everyone .!!

Here is THIS WEEKS CONTEST PHOTO and send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

GOOD LUCK !!

Here we go ....

If the First Twins were going to be in Hustler , this is what it would look like .

Umm Reference's people !@#....Habitual Child sex abuser open safe haven for children

A cute little game where you run around snatching up the hippy lettuce for powerups.

A 21-year-old female coach has been suspended for a year by Swimming New Zealand for having a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old male swimmer...damn I should have took up swimming .

STINK IT UP LADIES ......INGREDIENTS found in common antiperspirants again have been linked to breast cancer, sparking calls for more research.

Woman takes "having a bad hair day" to a whole new extreme...

Want to stalk someone without the mantle of being a "creepy stalker?" Look no further - Coincidence Design

Actor Jason Mewes, best known for his role in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," has transferred to a new drug-treatment center, citing too much attention from fans

DownWithWhitey.com - fighting Whitey with afro-charged fists of fury!

Beer Slut - the online multiplayer* drinking game

Florida Bobcat's Winning Column

Florida Bobcat's, Lynx Crossing

In My Daily Surfing, I Cross Paths With Many Differant Types Of Links. I Like Tracking Them Down, Sniffing Them Out And Sharing Them! Here Is A Quick Collection,Have Fun!

Florida Bobcat

July 4th Is Right Around The Corner!

American History lesson
Doody 36
USA City link

A Few Music/Radio/Tv Related Lynx:

Relaxing TV

Music Radio 77
Fillmore East

Am I Right

Dick Dale

George Thorogood

Bitter End

WFMU

Jingle Freaks

Morty's Tv shocking video

A1 free sound effects

A Few Fun (Adult) Lynx:

Slang Site

Weasel Circus

Herald 21

Mickeys House ...here and here

Road Kill Cafe

Tiggys Rib Ticklers ..here ...here ...and here

Kill Frog stuff ..here and here

Humor Bomb

A Few Motorcycle Lynx:

Bike Weeks

Muscle Bikes

Kannon MC

Dream Machines

A Few Web-Cam Lynx:

Ipix

Virtual Free Sites

Cam Central

Server Was Down

Sorry about no columns today but the server was until mid morning for us and we could not log in to get anything down , we will be back to regular columns tommorow .

Rich's Weekend Joint

Hey , It is supposed to be nice this weekend so GET OUTSIDE and hit one the many festivals that are going on around the state. We in Branford have the Branfordfest going on , check it out and when your done doing that come down and have a drink with me at the bar .

Lets do this weekend style ....

Roger Clemens said it meant a lot to him that his 300th win came at Yankee Stadium

White power Gum ??....A Michigan mother is angered after her 7-year-old son showed her a temporary tattoo of a Ku Klux Klan member that came packaged inside the wrapper of the bubble gum he purchased

Pele would have been pissed , A POLICE officer was killed and three injured when a soccer ball bomb loaded with dynamite was set off

A site where people submit stories relating to ticket stubs. Sounds odd, but there's a lot of good reading here.

Play Marble Madness .... Good stuff.

While living at home with their mothers, two East Bay men allegedly raped and prostituted underage girls during an attempt at a pimp lifestyle...crazy white boys !

Can we kill this guy's bandwidth, please?...I think we can .

You always wanted to be the Karate Kid, try to catch a fly with these chopsticks.

Wrigley's gum is making a Viagra Gum ...really !

Steal These Buttons: Over 600 graphical buttons you may steal for your web design needs.

What part of the fetish map do YOU belong to?

Doctors have reattached both hands of a Toronto woman after her neighbor cut them off with a machete during a fight

Shania ....awww

What an asshole ...A Coke employee fired for drinking Pepsi on the job

Just so you know ..Olsen twins turn 17 yesterday ...HURRAY !

Remember i posted a while back about Britney on MTV Punk'd and couldnt post the pics because they took down the site .....well guess what , here it is !

See ya Monday !

Friday fun stuff

Oops! President Bush took a tumble on a Segway scooter. I thought those things weren't supposed to fall over.

A college freshman was nailed after he created a fake airline, complete with an elaborate website that offered bargain-priced tickets on flights between Honolulu and Los Angeles.

A nurse in Germany was caught using Band-Aids to quiet the cries of a newborn baby.

A Missouri shoplighter escaped with about $60 worth of merchandise after he released a swarm of bees to escape.

A comedian in London may face criminal charges after he jumped into a shark tank at an aquarium in the nude, and scared the shark to death.

Expensive shoes.

Here's an interesting variation of the classic Rubber Duckie.

Check out this guy's 1.6-meter-long moustache.

Here's FMH magazine's list of the 100 Sexiest Women of 2003.

Nice bottoms.

Fun fact: 40 percent of Americans do their ironing naked.

Here's a rough estimate of blowjobs being given around the world.

Finally, if you have a fast connection, here are a bunch of pretty women to look at.

Enjoy the weekend.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

Hey , What do you know ...It's raining outside .

Britney Spears is to get a pair of pump-up breasts that will throb in time with her breathing. A group of lucky experts are fixing the attachments to the singer to make her pole-dancing poses more raunchy.

Nice Britney Booby picture HERE

Looking for the most politically-charged game of Go Fish ever? Buy a set of America's Most Unwanted playing cards today!

A Bronx math teacher paid at least two of his students $100 each for sexual favors and allowed them to skip classes so he could abuse them.

TROUBLED pop star Adam Ant is led away by cops yesterday after going berserk and stripping off in a cafe. Adam, 49, allegedly hurled stones at neighbours’ homes, smashing several windows, before heading to the nearby Curly Dog cafe.

This is really cool, its a voice demo thing .

That's right girls , your prayers have been answered ...Glow in the Dark toilet seats.

Umm..OK ? .....Tommy Bond, Jr., who owns Biograph Studios, has just received nearly 2000 acres of prime lunar real estate and plans to use it as the moon's first studio lot.

Bidders on eBay have another month to buy the condominium where "Hogan's Heroes" star Bob Crane was murdered.

Now this bear has got some problems ...

I hate spiders

German police rescued several pre-schoolers from a giant (rubber) spider.

Speaking of spiders, I have arachnophobia, and I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight. A spider dashed across my pillow when Laurie and I were watching TV earlier. I hate spiders.

Martha's buddy Sam Waksal was sentenced to seven years in prison.

Hmm. What do you think would be an adequate punishment for this motherfucker?

Everyone like ice cream.

Idiot news: Anthony Phillips was arrested during an interview for a job with a construction company after employees recognized him as the person seen robbing the same business just one day before.

This must have been embarrassing.

Check out VH1's list of the Best Songs of past 25 years.

One problem with the death penalty is that you can't take it back: George Kelly was hanged after being convicted of murder in 1950. On Tuesday, three of Britain's top judges overturned his conviction.

Another idiot story: Fisherman Jamie Woods was playing with a bluegill in his mouth when it began squirming and lodged itself in his throat. Playing with a bluegill in his mouth? Why?

Looks like L.A. has a "Gayle Slossberg" too. They too are planning to put gentlemens' clubs out of business. This trend to quell free speech is truly scary my friends. It may seem like it's just a bunch of strip clubs getting shut down, but in reality it's the government whittling away at our rights.

Humpday Happenings

Welcome to Humpday everyone , The next rainy weekend is almost here so get ready for it ..AGAIN !

The Contest Picture is up and ready for your quotes and comments so send those babies in .

Ok ,

I think it might be time to send those troops back in because US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said he expected remnants of Saddam Hussein's forces to go on attacking US-led troops in Iraq for months but they would ultimately be rooted out.

Australian actor Trevor Goddard, who played Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby on the CBS series "JAG," was found dead at his North Hollywood home in suspected suicide

This is gonna happen in every city ...Baltimore Orioles fan runs onto field, throws cork at Sammy Sosa

Attention All you Trick Ass Ho's ..Get all your gear from BLINGBAY.COM

Play Bloody Hell..try to stay alive .

Give this fuckin guy a plane ticket here and keys to his own buisness ...A DANISH pizzeria owner who refused to serve French and German tourists because their governments did not back the US-led war in Iraq was convicted of discrimination today.

Man, did she suck in bed these past couple nights ... A THEATRE stage manager stabbed his girlfriend in the heart then slept with her body for three days

Man you know your a super GEEK when .....

What's good for the goose ......Former Arkansas State Trooper L.D. Brown has challenged U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton's claim yesterday that she has always remained faithful to her husband, ex-president Bill Clinton

The pop star-turned-actress Mandy Moore did say there will be a nude scene in the film, "when my character jumps into the river in Prague ... it's her way of expressing her freedom.

HAHA , Im not even gonna try to explain this frigin one ...just look for yourself .

10 words every high school graduate should know ...see how you do ?

Tons and Tons of nude amatuers ....

Ohh and by the way , I hate Spiders too !@#$%^

A Quick Question ??

I Talked to someone a while back who said they were married to someone in the band " The Taxmen" , Would that person please email me at richie@thedailycolumn.com I have a question to ask you.

Thanks and back to the DC

Rich's Contest Winners Thingie

Contest Winner Day and we actually have a winner that sent in a column and a damn good column at that ...Great job Anthony on your column and make sure you all check it out , it is right below mine .

Lets start off with last week's contest photo

And the winner is Anthony with : One by one they all asked....."Brains" said the Scarecrow, "Courage" said the lion , "Beer Goggles, and someplace to piss" asked Keggy.....And there was much rejoicing.

Second place went to Zziakas with : Macho, Macho Can ( sang to macho man )

Third place went to tetexec with : "When the baby keg finally hatched, Mr. and Mrs. Keg had wished they used birth control."

Great job by everyone !

Here is This Weeks CONTEST PHOTO and dont forget to send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Column Time ....

An American soldier has been shot dead at a checkpoint in western Iraq. The US military says unidentified assailants pulled up to the roadblock, asking for medical help for a person in the car. Then, they opened fire

This guy better have a good supply of ring cleaner handy ...A carpet cleaner is accused of swallowing a diamond ring in order to smuggle it out of the house he was cleaning.

Just Because I Frequently Have Sex with Our Couch Doesn’t Mean I’m Only Attracted to Furniture...just read it !

This is really cool ...Radio Free Simucon.

Those wacky foriegners ..SONGS making fun of Christ's crucifixion and alluding to him having oral sex, as well as mocking child abuse are at the centre of controversy at British band The Tiger Lillies' Adelaide cabaret performances.

This guy got arrested for having a fetish of hearing women scream , he attacked over 20 women...dumbass !

Hey wanna be in porno but cant find a woman , no problem ..just buy a doll and make your own .

They are going to be running anti porn commercials during showing of "The Man Show" and "Howard Stern" to awake awareness ...I have a remote and plan to surf during these.

Cool video , dont understand what they are saying but it is pretty cool.

Im going to cut my column short so you all get a chance to read Anthony's because he has a lot of good stuff in there .

DeathStick32's Winners Column

Well, here goes...

I was just going to adapt Dirk Diggler's acceptance award speech from Boogie Nights (the "I'll keep trying if you keep trying" one), but instead I'll just say thanks for picking me this week.

Anyways, here are some links...you're forewarned, a few should have an adult warning on them. I'll just get that out in the open now, so while you're bored on Tuesday morning checking out the website at work you're not surprised if the computer is innundated with XXX popups.

My "friends and good stuff" column:

CT independent hardcore wrestler Ron Zombie. Also happens to be a very good friend of mine. I do the updates for the site. Some day I'll get around to another version.

Another very good friend of mine, from California. She's an amazing artist, and is doing mostly traditional tattoo-themed purses lately. And she does custom work, too =)

Drunk people getting messed with, tons of photos. Click on the categories under "galerie" on the left hand side. Those crazy foreigners.

THE most stunning abuse of the English language ever. Straight from motherland Russia comes Valentina, and oh boy does she need English lessons.

Ebay feedback, for the sake of feedback. Never bought a thing. Hilarious.

The Stile Project...Yes, THAT site. Not as frequently updated as it used to be, but he's got his irons in a lot of fires, that kid.

If you're a Kevin Smith fan, and hooked into the web, you know about this site. If you're not, what are you waiting for???

Darkside Tattoo...Local artists, some friends of mine, and they do incredible work. Tell 'em "Ant Nightmare" sent 'ya.

Maxeen, Local kid made good in California. Currently recording their debut album with producer Ed Stasium (Living Colour, Biohazard, Ramones)

Thanks to Richie and Peter for putting this place together, it's an everday read for me, and I, like the rest of you, get a lot of entertainment from it!

Monkeypox?

Health officials are investigating the first outbreak in the Western hemisphere of the "monkeypox" virus, a smallpox-like disease spread by rodents and monkeys and may have infected at least 28 people in three Midwest states.

A New York woman whose ex-boyfriend died after she beat him with her size-12 high-heel shoe was charged with manslaughter yesterday.

Toilet paper clothing.

Over 7,000 people posed nude in Barcelona, Spain on Sunday for American photographer Spencer Tunick.

This is weird: Can any of you do this with your tongue?

Your tax money at work: John Woodfine's uncle in Canada gave him a Stuffed Great Gray Owl as a gift. Since it's a member of a protected species, it cannot be brought into the United States without a permit and it was seized at the US-Canada border. The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service wants John to donate the stuffed bird to the Buffalo Zoo. John refused and wants to return it to his uncle. Now, it's a Federal case: United States of America v. One Stuffed Great Gray Owl.

Um, isn't she wearing this backward?

This is an interesting one: Smoking may increase the risk of developing allergies to earrings.

Hey Richie, check this out: The Topless Academy's Guide to Bartending. See if you can hire an intern for yourself at the Reef.

For those of you who grew up in the 80s, here's a quiz.

Oops. An Australian health agency has ordered the recall of almost 300,000 "glow-in-the-dark" condoms that have been found to be defective.

Remember that "Ghost in a Jar" auction on eBay from the other day? Well, check out the "Ghost in a Car" auction

Rich's Monday Kick Off

What's Up everyone welcome to the new week , hope everyone had a cool weekend ..We at the Reef had an interesting one to say the least , If and when I get to tell you all about it ..I will , trust me .

Be on the lookout for the Contest winner tommorow .

Time to burn ....

This might be bad timing but the election of an openly gay bishop will widen the rift in the Episcopalian church over homosexuality

Authorities are investigating the death of a college student who was electrocuted while walking barefoot on a wet stairway during a concert by Snoop Dogg and The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

In London schools , they offer Virus Writing 101 ...go figure ?

Screw the Matrix , This is the Gaytrix Reloaded !

(insert porn music here) Something in the air A small fishing village has risen to fame on rumours that fumes from a nearby Viagra factory have turned its residents into red-hot lovers. Now, two Hollywood studios are interested in the romeos of Ringaskiddy.

Members of a U.C. Santa Cruz fraternity( where they are filming the next MTV fraternity life) could face criminal charges for allegedly killing a valuable koi fish.

This should bring some of you back ...Play Connect 4 online

Frign Mormons ..Mormon crickets are chewing their way through southwestern Idaho at an alarming rate, devouring crops and creating road hazards in what locals say is the worst outbreak since World War II.

Funnel or Tunnel ??

WTF ? ..A man being booked early Saturday in the northwestern Alabama town of Fayette grabbed a gun early Saturday and shot and killed two police officers and a dispatcher

HMM, I dont get it ?

Plane crash hits close to (former) home

Did you hear about that small plane crash in L.A? I lived directly across the street from that apartment building from 1986-1988.

Attorney General John Ashcroft has banned a "Gay Pride" event at the Department of Justice headquarters. The Justice Department has held gay pride events at the Washington headquarters annually since the early 1990s.

An Idaho State Police motorcycle cop chased a runaway train and jumped aboard to bring it to a halt Thursday afternoon near Boise.

Looks like they caught the guys who killed a 22-year-old Wallingford man last year. Robert Glidden was murdered when he was negotiating a private car sale.

Volkswagen said on Friday that it will stop making the original rear-engine Beetle later this year. (I thought that they had stopped making it years ago)

A Florida judge ruled Friday that a Muslim woman cannot wear a veil in her driver's license photo.

Wal-Mart will begin obscuring the covers of women's magazines like Cosmopolitan and Glamour in its checkout lanes. Why? They're too racy.

Check out the outfit on this model. And check out the woman in the background.

Finally Friday

Thanks for your emails on my opinion piece yesterday. I hope some of you from Milford took the time to contact your Alderman or the Mayor to prevent Gayle from imposing her morals on everyone in town.

Manufacturers have created a "chicken catcher" for chicken farms, that can capture 150 birds a minute.

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge says the terror threat advisory system, a/k/a the "cry wolf" system, needs revising. No shit, Tom.

It's too late to buy it now, but someone did buy this "ghost in a jar" that was up for auction on eBay.

Remember back in high school when you used to make up "please excuse my son's/daughter's absence" notes? Check out these notes. Pretty funny.

This will be cool if it works: Scientists in California are working on a fast new Internet connection system that could enable an entire movie to be downloaded in a matter of seconds.

No means no, right? Well, not according to this woman.

For those of you who enjoy logic games, here's once called "Einstein's Riddle." I didn't try it.

These three guys are walking from Chicago to San Francisco for no particular reason, and they are weblogging their adventure.

Ladies: There's a "new" orgasm making the rounds called the "trigasm." Here's how it's achieved. Will the first of you who succeeds in having one please let me know how it is so I can tell the readers?

Enjoy the weekend everyone.

Rich's Friday Supercolumn

I went out and bought " Jackass the movie" on DVD today and if you havent watched it yet , make sure you go out and get it because it is really funny .

I wish I was a millionaire , I just wanted to get that off my chest , sorry .

Ok last day for the Contest Picture , get those entries in .

Lets do this right now ....

Man is she going down hard ...Shareholders pursuing a lawsuit against Martha Stewart have been delivered a fresh bouquet of evidence: a 41-page federal indictment bursting with charges against the queen of homemaking.

So Sad ..The town of Riverhead, New York has denied a permit to the two-day Field Day festival concert, which was to take place this weekend (June 7 and 8) at a former aerospace lot in the small town on Eastern Long Island

Oh man, this one's gonna get the clay-rights activists in a uproar. Death Robot: The Movie

The 42-year-old Elgin man who pretended to be a rock star to sleep with women was "immoral" and "completely reprehensible" but not guilty of rape

Here it is ...The Neverending Page of Babes @

Gas buildup in portable toilets and a hot day do not make a pleasant mix (not safe for lunch)

This guy was driving around honking horn so other drivers could see him masturbating..what a genius !!

Even though this is pretty cool , this guy really needs to get a life ...seriously !

Now this is something I could buy for a couple people I know ...Keep your ass smelling fresh with Sphincterine: the Ass-Tringent

Honey , where are my Lynching boots ??...A man who had 8,000 images of child porn on his home computer escaped jail after a judge ruled it would be better for society if he was rehabilitated in the community.

Take this one Hoopdee ...A Sherman Oaks man is suing 10 shelters for battered women, claiming they discriminate by refusing to help abused men.

Everyone , Meet Donald George Smith ..ruler of the internet

I would think twice when orering that Italian Combo because The Government food watchdog is to launch an investigation into salami, chorizo, pastrami and other exotic sausages after an investigation found that one in eight salamis contained undeclared horse or donkey meat.

Watch out all you perverts ...FBI getting instructions from 14-year-old girls on how to be more like them while chatting with Internet perverts

This has to be the Funniest Billboard
I have ever seen

Hey , I like him but he is a hypocrite ...Bill O'Reilly tells views to boycott French products, then lunches at fancy French restaurant

Feeling hungry ??.. come grab a bite at The Foul Mouthed Cunt bar & restaurant .

The most dangerous person in Milford

Time for one of my every-so-often opinion pieces...

There's this idiot in Milford named Gayle Slossberg. Actually, her official title is "Aldermanic Minority Leader" of the Board of Aldermen, but I'll just call her an idiot, because, well, I think she is one.

In 1996, Gayle and her family moved to Milford. (Great town. I used to live there, too.) Somehow, Gayle got elected to the Board of Aldermen in 2001.

Anyway, Gayle apparently doesn't like "adult entertainment." Why? Who knows and who cares? That's her hangup. Of course, if she doesn't like it, she doesn't have to patronize businesses that offer it. But, that's not good enough for Gayle. She doesn't want anyone else to be able to patronize these businesses either.

If Gayle had her way, there would be no "adult businesses" in town. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for the citizens, there's a little thing called the Constitution that prevents her from doing that. (Gayle ought to know that, because she used to practice law.)

So, in February, Gayle asked the City Attorney to revise the current City Ordinance that regulates "adult businesses." The best Gayle could do was make sure the new ordinance was so restrictive that "adult businesses" would not want to do business in Milford. And that's just what she may succeed in doing if those of you who disagree with her don't speak up.

The City consulted a "bible thumping" group of of moralists called the "Community Defense Council," based in Arizona. They are a resource of the "Alliance Defense Fund," which calls itself a "Christian legal organization that works to protect and defend traditional family values, religious freedom, and the sanctity of human life."

That's right, the City of Milford consulted a resource of a religious organization for assistance in drafting the Ordinance. Hmm. Does that seem a bit odd to any of you?

Anyway, I attended the Board of Alderman meeting on Monday night. Gayle stood up and spoke carefully chosen words, so as to stress the evil "secondary effects" of having "adult businesses" in town. You know, prostitution, drug use, littering. Did she have any actual evidence of these evils? Of course not. Why? Because there is none.

So, during the public comment portion of the meeting, about 12 citizens stood up and spoke of the "horrors" of having adult businesses in their little town, applauding Gayle's "holier-than-thou" efforts to get rid of them.

Then, one brave, elderly gentleman stood up and said "What you’re trying to do is legislate morality, which is itself immoral." That man is far brighter (and far ballsier) than Gayle will ever be.

"Fighting" to rid Milford of "adult businesses" doesn't take much real fighting. Gayle knows that none of the other Board members will openly disagree with her. That ain't popular. She also knows that few citizens will stand up in front of their neighbors to disagree. That ain't popular either. So she thinks she picked an easy battle.

Contrary to what Gayle claims, adult businesses are obviously very welcome in Milford. If they weren't, they wouldn't be in business. Of course, Gayle would claim that Milford citizens don't patronize these businesses. Yeah, right. And she never masturbates either.

Adult entertainment is, of course, controversial. And things that are controversial are exactly the types of things that the First Amendment of the Constitution was designed to protect. You don't need the First Amendment to express something popular. You need it to express something controversial.

But Gayle and her supporters apparently don't care much about the First Amendment. The Ordinance Committee unanimously approved the measure that night, and it will likely be voted into law in July if those who disagree with it do nothing.

If you are a citizen of Milford and you do not like Gayle to tell you what you can and cannot see or do as a consenting adult, call your Alderman. Here's a list of their phone numbers. Or call the Mayor at 203-783-3201, or email him at mayor@ci.milford.ct.us.

And for those of you who live in other cities and towns, keep your eyes and ears open. There's a "Gayle" somewhere in your hometown who will try to impose her morals on you, too. Don't let her do it.

Rich's Thursday Dilly

What's Up everyone , Got blanketed again with this goddamn rain but they say thats it for a couple days ...lets hope so .

I bought my kid to see " Finding Nemo" yesterday for the 5:25 show in Milford, So we got there a little early and where the only ones in the movie for about 10 minutes . All in all about 12- 15 people were at the whole movie showing , so right before the movie was about to start , some lady and her kid sit right in front of us ..I MEAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ...not to the side , not a couple rows down , right in front of us . Now my daughter cant see and starts saying that cause the previews are playing , So I lean up and ask her if she saw us sitting here because she sat right in front of my 3 year old daughter , she says yes and it's too bad . My blood was boiling and if you knew me you would know I have a very short temper ....So I called her a lowlife , I would have done better but her kid and my kid were there ...So as im moving over , I pretend to trip over my daughters feet and spill half of my popcorn in her lap .It was truly an Oscar worthy performance , but she didnt get mad , she just shrugged it off ....but ill tell you what , It made me feel a whole lot better ...just thought I would share .

Remember the Contest Picture for the week.

Lets go ....

Ever see the show "Trading Spaces" ? ...The instant she opened her eyes - after two grueling days and nights of giving her neighbors' kitchen a facelift - Ruth Nelson was stunned by her own tarted-up Alexandria, Va., living and dining rooms. "I love it," she blurted as TV cameras recorded the moment....Trouble was, she didn't. Read how this lady wrestled with the designer , really wrestled !!

Sex with Toasters ..No Really , im not kidding .

Man , talk about getting hit with the ugly stick ...Legendary rock producer Phil Spector has told Esquire Magazine that actress Lana Clarkson killed herself in his Los Angeles mansion by putting a gun in her mouth and blowing her head off

Never hope that there is something good on TV again when you own your very own satellite ...the Soviet Sputnik is up for grabs on Ebay.

A website dedicated to incredible pictures of the Vietnam war. Careful with this one, it's graphic in some places.

Do you know I have never had a sip of coffee in my whole life ....A friendly reminder that the only legal one appears to render the most damage. Caffeine, the drug of choice for millions!

Imagine the people at this auction ...A car purchased at a U.S. marshal's auction four years ago had a hidden surprise for its new owner: 119 pounds of marijuana hidden in the bumpers.

If only prison was like this ..check out conjugal visits .

For all you gamers ...."Blood Zero" game feature (plus a bonus contest in which you can win a fully registered copy of it)

Does this guy really think anyone is buying this shit ? ...Twelve of 20 charges dropped against restaurant owner after he says moldy, bug-infested food was for his own use, not for patrons

Hey , It's summertime and boating season is here , If you have an extra 4.5 million lying around why not buy your own aircraft carrier ?

Think your sooooo smart ...Einstein's riddlem claimed that only 2% of the population could solve it...Can You ?

Sign me up ....The Moonlight Bunnyranch in Carson City, Nevada, where brothels are legal, has produced a more erotic version of the standard TA-50 army kits issued to troops headed into battle. Instead of a compass, toothbrush and soap, the pack handed to soldiers who turn up at the brothel includes condoms, lubricant and a free sex session - with a value of up to $1,000.

So you say you ladies like that "Cold Room " look , try nipple enhancers .

What? How ? and Why ?...A 23-year-old University of Oregon senior was found dead Sunday morning hours after he was treated for burns he received from a flaming drink at a local bar.

A Huge Penis story ..in Rolling Stone Magazine ?

The jig's up, Martha

Martha's going down.

A New Zealand man is building a cruise missile in his garage using parts bought over the internet.

Everything you ever wanted to know about bellybutton lint.

For sale: One Aircraft Carrier. Only $4.5 million.

You geeks will like this one.

A judge has ordered a Chicago man to stop telling stories about his alleged relationship with a former Vermont beauty queen.

Nice top.

Idiot: A man running late for his flight to called in a phony bomb threat in hopes that the plane would be delayed long enough for him to get on board.

A grieving mother wanted “Angel” inscribed on her back in memory of her dead brother, but the tattoo artist misspelled it "Angle."

Ladies: Now you can get a mail-order spouse too.

Nice top.

Now this thing is very cool. If you're into skydiving, that is. It's a wing that helps you fly during your free-fall.

Guys: The Spankie is the discreet, reusable 100% stretch cotton sleeve that fits in your wallet and on your penis. It is designed to catch and absorb the mess of male masturbation.

I can't believe I have never seen this before: Thousands of volunteer experts answer all your questions, for free!

Rich's Tuesday Crap

A couple of real funny quotes came in yesterday for the contest , keep em coming .

Here's the Contest Photo

Just a tiny one today ........

For all you Heavy Metal fans ....Slipknot's Paul Grey (#2) was arrested on drug possession charges on Sunday after a collision with another car in the bassist's native Des Moines, Iowa.

Remember a ciouple weeks ago when someone tried to kidnap Posh Spice , well they got away with it too .

HMM ???...KaZaA to pay you to"legally" swap files.

Erbitux, the ImClone drug that caused Martha Stewart to dump her stock, may work after all

Women who turn to herbal supplements with the desire of achieving a bust size that rivals Pamela Anderson's shouldn't get their hopes up

Play Rockface Resucer ...fun game .

Ok , I dont know how politicly correct this is but screw it , im not running for office anytime soon..It's Rent - A - Negro ( thanks Spunky)

Im a bigger ass , No I am ....A booksellers' luncheon isn't the place you'd expect to hear a shouting match, but Al Franken and Bill O'Reilly got into a verbal war Saturday at BookExpo America in Los Angeles.

Carmen Electra ..Nuff Said !

A 62-year-old man was arrested for outraging public decency after two of his neighbours spotted him committing a sex act on a horse.UMMM ?

Here it is : Your guide to how to fake a hard day at the office .

Monday links...

Not a hell of a lot in the news today, so I just threw together a bunch of links....

Here you go: This is useful: Adult thumb sucking.

One of the many things we can learn from Japan. How to sculpture with ham.

Or, perhaps you'd prefer to work with toilet paper rolls.

Wanna buy a monkey?

This thing is fun: Build a face.

Check out the Lord of the Rings Harley Davidson.

Here's a bunch of Playboy Playmate shots for you.

This is cool: The Register of Unusual Microcars.

Here are some very cool body painting photos.

Rich's Monday Round Up

What's up everyone , We have a couple good things going on in the Forums . If you havent joined yet , you should ...there are alot of different topics for you guys to let us all know how you really feel or if you see something on the DC that you like or dont like you can let us know that too , JOIN TODAY and give it a shot .

Im going to start the week off right with a brand new CONTEST PHOTO and as always send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Ok , lets .......

The Man is finally stickin it to The Man ...The Federal Communications Commission will vote Monday on a package of rules that set limits on who may own broadcast media outlets and how much one company may own. Here are the rules and the changes likely to be approved

Note to Self : Dont go camping in NY this summer .....Brats taking on bears? This summer could see children as young as 12 in New York's rural forests hunting big game, like bears and deer, with bows and arrows.

Dont ya just hate those half naked drugged up Ravers you see on TV , wouldnt ya just like to slap one ...

If the Hummer H2 not SUV enough for you? Try the civilian Bradley Fighting Vehicle.

Wanna know how to drive those Iraqi prisoners crazy till they talk , play Sesame street , Barney and Metallica ..thats what We do !

Hey , it's only fair ....5 women bared their chests under a pavilion Saturday afternoon at Pine Hills Park in what they said was a publicity-seeking effort to let people know women can legally take their shirts off in the same places where men can.

Realistic-looking Lego sculptures. Obviously this guy has way too much time on his hands...

This guy is feeling up J Lo..well kinda ?

OK, easy ladies , down boy ......Paparazzi have taken pictures of a naked Brad Pitt sunbathing in Malta where he is currently filming his upcoming movie Troy.

UMM ?? .... The pilot of a powered paraglider lost two fingers and crashed onto a high school campus after he accidentally stuck his hand into the propeller while dropping leaflets.

Play Sexual Drunk Hangman!

It's tennis time again , and you know what that means ....Anna's Toe !

See Ya !