Sorry about the re-runs...

Richie and I ought to spend some time reading each other's columns, huh? We both keep posting things the other has posted. Oh well, I guess you can consider those instances "re-runs."

You may have heard about the woman who she was their daughter who had been missing since 1986. Well, it turns out that it was a hoax.

The very last VW Beetle (the old style) roll off the assembly line in Mexico.

This should be interesting: Hormel filed two legal challenges with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to try to stop SpamArrest from the name "Spam," for which it holds the trademark. Oddly enough, back in 1998 I spoke with the General Counsel of Hormel about using the word "Spam" with my former SPAMFREE.NET service. He told me then that I had Hormel's permission to use the name. I think they're gonna lose this one.

Now that's a lot of potties.

Health officials in Chechnya claim that the world's oldest living person is living there. They say Zabani Khachukayeva is 124 years old. If true, she is nine years older than the Kamato Hongo from Japan, who will celebrate her 116th birthday in September.

Aristotelis Belavilas was so fed up waiting three hours to see his doctor that he sued him in small claims court in Las Vegas and was awarded $365.

Milwaukee hairstylist Erica Grabczyk has launched a promotion called "Ta Ta Tuesdays," offering her clients, all of whom are male, the opportunity to contribute to her breast implant fund. Her clients have the option to pay $50 for their haircut, with $35 going towards the fund.

Here's a fun parking game.

This, my friends, is utterly disgusting.

Rich's Thursday Stuff

I guess we repeated a couple things , but let's look at it this way ...the story is funny you have to read it twice .

Not to harp on the whole Milford porn fiasco but one of my good friends told me that the store the church tried to buy out but it backfired and the church wound up being thier landlords has put a sign in the front window saying " Christians Welcome" ...give it back to the man, good for them ! (thanks Dave)

Beer for the homeless. Call me heartless, but I was more interested in the pictures of chicks hanging all over old bums

Who would even buy this ...Inventor Steven Robyor is the creator of the B-Stik, a discipline device that allows parents to hit their kids without leaving a trace of evidence on their tender bodies

Find a Grave: Locate dead celerbrities near you

Why , just why ?? ....THREE people, including two young children, were fatally poisoned after eating toxic puffer fish

Fun little adventure game in the tree stumps. It's pretty whacked out, but pretty cool at the same time.

There's a bunch of cutting edge beer coming out soon such as Nicotine Beer , Freeze Dried Beer and so on ..

Dont ask the maid to get you some coffee ....trust me .

Ahh Bunny love ...Im gonna cry .

Are you sexually attracted to cars? Have you had sex with a car? If not, here's your chance to learn everything you need to know

Lets visit Coolio's Babes , he's always got good stuff

100% Sex

A very short column (I'm really tired), but everything in it has something to do with sex.

Attention all nudists: Book your flights. In September, a 1960s-inspired "Nudestock" festival will be held near Sacramento, California. If you go, send me photos.

When the Dalai Lama was asked which experiences enjoyed by ordinary folk he had missed most, he said he misses having sex.

Ladies: Scientists have determined that semen acts as an anti-depressant.

Here's a nice gift for the lady in your life: A glass dildo. They're actually very artsy, huh?

A giant page of nothing but cleavage shots.

The Interactive Nude Lara Croft Gallery.

Nude photos taken with cell phones.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I was wondering if anyone went down and got your free porn on monday , if you did , email me and let me know how it went and what you got , im just curious.

Hmmm ??? ...A speaker who said he was deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein vowed to avenge the killing of his sons by the United States in a new audio tape that surfaced yesterday

Limp Bizkit got pelted with garbage and booed off the stage during The Summer Sanatarium tour in Chicago .

Lets all hope we wont need this .....How to perform an autopsy.

I love your V and your W ....ohh baby !

From the "Sometimes the truth isnt always right" file ....this guy get pulled over and say he had 20 beers at the most .

Imagine sleeping in your cast iron bed and getting struck by lighting in your room ....sparks up the sex life at least .

This one is for Turkish ....The cyber-nerds guide to dating.

Zippo Tricks: A website dedicated to, you guessed it, a grillion different tricks you can do with your Zippo lighter.

KYLIE Minogue could be set for heartbreak again after reports her French beau Olivier Martinez is getting friendly with American actress Angelina Jolie

A 10 year old girl got her hand bitten off when she tried to pet a tiger at the zoo...hello parents ?

I can only say 2 words about this one ....GOD DAMN !

Things are heating up in Milford

Things are heating up in Milford: It seems that to meet meet the city ordinance's definition of an "adult business," at least 50 percent of The Penthouse Boutique's inventory would have to be pornographic. An architect concluded only that only 30 percent of the store is pornographic, therefore an adult permit from the city is not even needed. So, it looks like the owner is gonna re-stock his store and open for business. And, once again, Milford's leaders look like a bunch of buffoons.

I'm sure you've heard that Bob Hope has died at the age of 100.

A school in New York's Greenwich Village will reopen in September as America's first publicly run high school for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender students.

More than 20 airlines, including British Airways, Lufthansa Airlines and Air France, have applied to fly into and out of Baghdad International Airport.

Telemarketers are suing a second federal agency over the Government's "Do Not Call" blocking service for consumers that they say will devastate business and cost up to two million jobs. Twenty-eight million numbers have been added to the list since it was opened last month.

Guys: If you tie your necktie too tight, it could increase your chances of developing glaucoma.

Nice cleavage Jennifer.

This is educational. Everything you wanted to know about the word "fuck," as described in a Motion to Dismiss.

Here you go: Everything you wanted to know about ships in a bottle.

"Nipple Huggers" are a great alternative to piercing.

What an idiot: In Berlin, police asked a 25-year-old man they had stopped if he had been drinking. He answered: "Twenty beers at most if you want me to be perfectly honest, officer. But that's it, really."

Now here's a great gift for the guy who has everything: Be a Porn Director.

This is weird: Air Stockings are spray-on hose.

In case you need to know: Celebrity bra sizes.

Finally, this town in Texas is a genuine Milford wanna be.

Rich's Contest Winner Column

It's Contest Winner day again and we have a winner this week , first lets start off with last weeks contest picture

And the winner is MSully with the quote : " Arnold and Maria swap medicine cabinets..."

Second place went to Jason G with : " MOM ? "

Third place went to Huck with : " Tonya's prayers for big nipples were finally answered"

And MSully wrote a short winners column this week so instead of putting it in it's own column , I am going to add it right into mine ...here it is :

Hi Guys!

As everyone says at Oscar time, the honor is in being nominated - winning is just a bonus (nobody believes them, either).

Sad to say, I really can't help you fill column space. I can find time to check my favorite web sites (obviously, The Daily Column is one of them) but I don't get to explore on my own very much. You dig up some great links - I wish I could return the favor.

Thanks again. I truly am honored to have won - I mean to have been nominated (ha ha).

msully

There is going to be no Contest Photo Contest this week , I figure I would give everyone a little break from it because it has been lacking a little lately and maybe everyone is just a little burnt out by it so we will take a week off and come back strong next week.

Lets do a shortie today ...

The Digital music wars are starting to heat up , be ready .

Mommy , Why is Grandpa Larry a white woman ??

Someone is leaving pictures of his own genitals on cars all over California

New Jersey webcams, on the beach, controlled by you

THIS ONE IS FOR ALL YOU AT WORK ....Print this out and take it to your next meeting

WTF ??? A GAY cop sacked after being convicted of indecency with a boy of 16 has got his job back, The People can reveal.

How cool is the Japanese Parliment , it's like WWF Royal Rumble everytime they get together .

Her eyes look alien and her boobies are probably fake but hey, she has a fan club!

In a follow up from yesterdays article .... FOUR more Club 18-30 reps have been caught romping in sex games on Corfu. Girl reps Jax Shaw and Kerry Nessfield put on a lesbian act, kissing each other’s breasts in front of a cheering crowd. *photos with article*

Rich's Mondaysupercolumn

Good Morning Everyone , just a follow up to the new Penthouse store in Milford . The owner is so pissed that he cant sell "Adult" material for a month that he is giving away two truckloads of it today .....YAH, FREE PORN !!!

A customer in a sex shop wanted to check if the condoms fit him and was so polite the staff did not want to report him for indecent exposure.

More porn news ...A seven-year-old Taiwanese boy is getting expert help for his porn addiction. He started watching X-rated VCDs as a toddler because his grandfather, who was looking after him, liked to watch them

Your website might suck if .....

Create your own horrible, motherfucking maze of death.

This had to be the shortest marriage in history..crazy Saudi's .

One for the ladies.....128 miles of man meat, AAAARREEGG!!! I'm told no girls read this site, so posting this kind of thing is pointless. Yet, the far and few men links are clicked on as much as the 8008135 links. What does that tell you? Anyway, here is a site with 201 manchickens, all sent in to apparently impress one girl.

Ahhh, Heather Graham, that's much better

DISGRACED Club 18-30 rep Jenny Cresswell did a lap dance on a BUS — days before her shocking oral sex show. Blonde Jenny, 22, was snapped waving her boobs in a holidaymaker’s face on a coach after a boozy night out ( WITH PICS )

Napster lives on... well, sorta.

Remember playing Punch for Punch with your friends ??...well this guy did it and died from it .

confusedCops discovered a ghastly menu of human recipes in his home last November, along with details of his internet chats with other wierdos, including the lucky Londoner. Among the recipes, found alongside a collection of Walt Disney videos, were Penis in Red Wine and Breaded Young Man’s Liver.

Milford is at it again...

The City Church of Milford strikes again! A cashier at the new Penthouse Boutique received a $77 citation for selling "adult material" before the store has received its "adult establishment" license from the City Church of Milford. (The store officially opened for business Friday, after removing all of the "pornographic" material.)

So, what exactly was the "adult material" sold? Get this: body lotion and body piercing jewelry. That's adult material? You can buy both items at Milford's Connecticut Post Mall. I've seen body lotions at Spencer Gifts and I've seen body piercing jewelry at FYE.

So why haven't those stores been cited? Neither of them have "adult establishment" licenses. So what makes it "adult material" simply because the Penthouse Boutique did the selling?

Pending registrations...

There are about 38 Discussion Forums registrations that have not yet been activated. If you registered and received your confirmation email. Click the link in that message to confirm and activate your account.

If, for some reason you did not receive a confirmation email, send me an email with the username you chose and I will activate your account manually.

Forums change...

Effective immediately, only registered members may access the contents of the Forums. It costs nothing to register. You can register here.

Church of the Holy Porn

Have you seen the story about the church that bought a building in Milford that houses an adult video store with the hopes of closing the store? That move seems to have backfired, and the church will now be the landlord for a porn shop for the next three years.

Now, take a moment to read the "Town Talk" section of the New Haven Register. It seems to me that an awful lot of readers think very little of Milford's "holier-than-thou" campaign against adult businesses.

Some Cuban migrants tired to use a 1951 Chevy flatbed truck, which they converted into a raft, to attempt to cross the straits to Florida.

Kobe Bryant gave his wife Vanessa a $4 million ring a few days after admitting that he committed adultery. It was an eight-carat purple diamond ring.

Reese Witherspoon is pissed that a 1998 movie, in which she was partially nude is being re-released to coincide with her Legally Blond sequel. They're just tits, Reese, calm down. (Thanks, Marty)

An interesting photo.

One for the guys. (Well, perhaps some of you.)

For those of you with scientific minds: What is the maximum length of a vertical straw with which you can drink cola?

The man with the longest tongue in the world.

No plans for August 23? Why not attend the fourth Mobile Phone Throwing World Championships in Savonlinna, Finland.

Finally, take a moment to watch some ASCII Movies.

Enjoy the weekend. Keep posting photos. Buy a Text Ad.

Rich's Request Column

Here is the CONTEST PICTURE for this week ....last day for entries

I usually dont do a column today because I am usually exhausted , which I am right now but Mr CrabAppleMcNasty wrote me and wanted some Tiffani Amber Thiesen pics so that's what my column will consist of today ....

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

TIFFANI

AND TIFFANI

Ok , Good Night and if for some reason these dont work for you guys , i will upload them and put them in a different way tommorow ....Good Night !

Photos of Saddam's boys dead

Gruesome proof: Here are the photos of Qusay and Uday dead. It's a slideshow. (Warning: You may find these photos disturbing)

For Sale: Text Ads - cheap!

Well, as you can tell, I got the Text Ads running. Now buy one. Well at least read about them.

Oh, in case you haven't seen it, I posted the first TDC Photo Challenge for registered members only.

A Maryland couple has been accused of driving 20 miles with their 12-year-old son and his friend in the trunk of their car.

James Brown has announced his breakup from his wife, with a full-page ad in Variety.

Marion Waldo McChesney uses "road kill" to make stoneware meat platters. Here's a sample.

The world’s first tongue transplant has been carried out successfully by a team of Austrian surgeons on a 42-year-old patient suffering from tongue cancer.

Moviegoers: Jen & Ben's new movie is said to be really, really bad.

Actor Gary Busey says he has multiple personalities: 13 of them.

What the hell is he doing to that dog?

In Scott County, Mississippi, nearly one of every six households does not have a telephone.

This is possibly the best Error 404 page I've seen so far.

Finally, check this out.

Rich's Thursday Diddy

I would like to thank all of you who emailed me and left messages in the forums wishing me a happy birthday yesterday , I appreciate them all .

CONTEST PHOTO is still going .

I suppose I should explain for all the new people who just joined what the contest photo is all about . I post a picture each week , your job is to think of a funny quote or comment pertaining to the picture and send it to richie@thedailycolumn.com Then at weeks end I will choose a winner and that person gets to do what we do everyday and write his or her own column to be posted on tuesday ...good luck.

The next DC get together will be at STONEBRIDGE RESTAURANT in milford on 8/1..be there @ happy hour time to meet all your favorote DC characters and maybe they will sign a few autographs (if your lucky?)

lets do this like brutus ........

If you enjoy listening to Internet radio as much as I do while im surfing for stuff to put in my column , CT Ultra Radio is a new haven based internet radio station that is great , they play a killer mix of tunes and you can request songs right on the site and they actually play them and the Dj booth is right on the street across from Alchemy nightclub so you can see the guy ....it is a real cool site .

P Diddy is trying to buy the Knicks , so does that make them the P Knickys ?

The ruckus over Orson Welles' Academy Award for Citizen Kane is far from over. At least as far as owner Beatrice Welles is concerned. The youngest of Welles' three daughters, she put the gold guy up for auction at a sale at Christie's in New York

Now THIS is a divorce ...."Godfather of Soul" James Brown has announced his breakup from his wife, Tomi Rea Brown, with a full-page ad in the show-business trade newspaper Variety.

Get a life and go outside..this is a classic example.

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave...

Thousands of bottles collected by the man who held five women captive in his central New York home have been sold on e-Bay.

My penis is 2 inches .....from the floor !!!

Cheech & Chong are at it again in a new movie

A locksmith's lock apparently wasn't too tough for a burglar to bust. A thief broke into the Charles Town Lock & Key store over the weekend and stole keymaking equipment, master keys and a set of key codes with about 50 corresponding business names

God bless the person who thought of the Latin Grammy's .

Dying Words of Famous People...The last words some well-known people said at death, or shortly before.

What do lesbians do while their partners are sleeping , you'll never guess ?

See , this is why I cant cheat on my wife....A Florida woman has dropped her lawsuit against a Texas man who posted a story on his Web site alleging that the two had an affair.

Here is a True Talent Test to see what you are really good at ...take it .

He's gettin older...

Happy Birthday Richie!!

Uday and Qusai dead

Two down, one to go.

This is amazing (and gruesome): In Southern India, a 28-year-old truck driver's head was nearly decapitated in an accident on July 5. He kept his head attached to his body with some cloth. When no one came to help him, he drove his own vehicle for 30 km to reach a nursing home. He is alive and apparently, okay.

The Eiffel Tower caught fire yesterday. There were no injuries.

A pair of flying underpants caused a crash on a German highway when they landed on a driver's face and blocked his view.

Caution, Maids Falling: So far, fifteen maids have fallen to their deaths from their employers' high-rise apartments in Singapore this year, mostly from cleaning windows or hanging out clothes to dry.

Check out the purple polar bear.

According to a Maxim Magazine survey, 69 percent of ladies enjoy going to strip clubs and 60 percent of those have received lap dances.

Check out this mummy sporting shades.

According to scientists, here's what the Elephant Man may have looked like if he had not suffered from Proteus syndrome.

Here you go guys, find out something about yourself.

And now read this: Women's clever answers to men's pick-up lines.

Happy Birthday to Me !

Well another year older and my present to myself is that Im taking the day off but I thought I would let you in on a couple of famous people born on my birthday ...

People born today , July 23rd ..

Monica Lewinsky
Marlon Wayans
Nomar Garciapara
Slash
Woody Harrelson
Don Imus
Charisma Carpenter ...born on my exact birthday
Don Drysdale
Burt Convy
Arthur Treacher ..(mmmm,fish sticks)

Famous stuff that happened on my birthday

Ok , Enough of this , time to open my presents ..See you all tommorow !! (im like a little kid)

Spunky's better late than never winners column

Thanks Richie and Peter for an awesome site. Welcome all you new people who recently registered.

I would like to start off with the good links for the guys

cowlist.com

catlist.com

A pretty cool site for guys

askmen.com

Now some weird news kind of stuff

Now this is something I wouldn't want to see either

Old drivers should be tested !

I bet this guy's having fun

Follow up to the Short Penis story

Yahoo Fantasy !

Always wondered how to cut the line at the pumps?

For you more abstract fellows who value the 1st amendment

A time killer of mine if you like to chat is..here and here

Well I think I've wasted enough space here. I'll leave the good stuff up to Richie and Peter. Also want to thank the TDC regulars like Richie , Taint , Boogie , Hoot, Buffy, Barfly, Skittle,Hoopdee, Aim, Scarlet, Jambo , Bobcat , Paula and many others for making this an enjoyable part of my day.

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Ok Folks , now that the picture section is up and going it is your job to start posting pics . The TDC ladies section is hurting and needs some pictures, just regular pics are fine ..Ill tell you what , I love it and will probably post a picture everyday .

Well it's Contest Winner day so lets get to it ....

Here is last weeks contest picture

And the winner is Spunky14u with the quote : " Ill show that lazy bitch how to fix a fuckin Ford! "

Second place went to Dag Anderson with " Thank god for these flexible fuel vehicles"

And third place went to spot_me_in_hb with : " Grandpa always loved the seductive and sexy lines of the family 4 door "

AGAIN THERE IS NO WINNER'S COLUMN FOR THE 3RD WEEK IN A ROW , WE WILL TRY IT ONE MORE WEEK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS?( and spunky is a regular in the forums too)

Here is THIS WEEKS CONTEST PHOTO

Ok , column time..

Moments after biting off part of a court officer's ear, a suspect - dubbed "Tyson" by the victim's colleagues - spit out a gold-colored metal bridge he had on his front teeth

Scientists have recreated an image of the Joseph Merrick, the Elephant Man, without the condition that condemned him to a life as an exhibit in a Victorian freak show.

The Ugly Couch Contest. Only one shall survive!

Check the time using a human clock

Ahh Summer ....THREE girl Club reps were being hunted by Greek police yesterday for giving men oral sex on a crowded beach. Cops were also looking for two male reps and a holidaymaker over the orgy — held in full view of families with kids.

American women are much kinkier than suspected if a new survey by "Maxim" is correct...I am hanging out with the wrong chicks !!

Shoot the turkey, in the show, during Christmas, even though it's like 8 grillion degrees outside right now.

David McNamara, known to many as Anti-Porn. It's been a long time, I almost forgot about this lil' fella.

Sometimes , Scantily Clad Japanese girls are sexy .

CrapMachine.com - create your own custom crap (like I don't do this everyday anyway...)

Ohhh Sooooooooooo Tender !!

A fire has scorched Jenny's house on the block. The childhood home of Jennifer Lopez, at 2210 Blackrock Ave. in the Castle Hill section of the Bronx, caught fire about 2:30 p.m. Thursday after fireworks landed on the roof

Sad Stuff man .....A boxer who was fighting to earn money to pay for his mother's funeral dies after taking a punch from his opponent.

More tweaking...

Wow! We had 62 people register as TDC members in the past 24 hours. I guess folks like photos. I did some more "tweaking" tonight, and I added a "TDC Challenge" category to the Photo Album. Check it out. Sorry no time for a column tonight. Keep posting those photos!

Busy weekend...

Good morning everyone. Well, if you haven't already noticed, I added a few features to the site this weekend. Sorry for the interruptions in service while I was programming. There was no way to avoid it.

First, I added the ability to create your own Polls in the Discussion Forums. These can be fun and they are really easy to set up. Just create a new topic and at the bottom, you'll see a space to add a Poll. Of course, you have to be a registered member of the Discussion Forums to create Polls.

Second, I added a Photo Gallery to the Discussion Forums. These are also easy to do. Your photos can be up to 128k in file size, and up to 600 pixels wide and 400 pixels tall. Just click on Album in the Discussion Forums. There are 4 categories so far: TDC Ladies, TDC Men, People Places & Things and Peter's Photos. I'll add more categories if needed. You also have to be a registered member of the Discussion Forums to view or upload photos.

As an aside, I've enjoyed doing this site for the past many months. I do this for free and for fun. I pay for the website hosting and for the bandwidth usage out of my own pocket. As I have always said, I don't mind any of you expressing your opinion in the Discussion Forums, as long as you don't treat anyone with disrespect. I'm not talking about "fooling around ball-breaking." That's fine because it's all in fun.

I'm talking about making a total ass out of yourself by telling me how I should run my site. (Those of you who frequent the Discussion Forums know what I am referring to.) If you do have a problem with the way I choose to run my site and you want to discuss it, just email me. I will be happy to respond. Don't go posting some idiotic accusation about me in the Forums, because it only makes you look like a fool. If you don't like the way I run my site then go to some other site. Nuf said.

Okay, now let's see what going on in the world...

Kazaa users watch out: The RIAA has issued at least 871 subpoenas this month against music swappers, with roughly 75 new subpoenas being approved each day.

Jewel is looking great!

Looks like Bob Dylan did some unauthorized "borrowing" for his 2001 album "Love and Theft." (Appropriate name.)

Here's a list of poorly designed everyday things.

Very cool photo of lightning striking.

Good news: Former Ugandan dictator/madman Idi Amin is in a coma and near death. (And that much closer to hell.) Human rights groups say as many as 500,000 people were tortured and killed during his rule.

The French government has banned the word "e-mail" and replaced it with the French word "courriel" to prevent the intrusion of English words into the French lexicon. (I think they're getting back at us for the whole "Freedom Fries" thing)

Pet lovers: Find out who's been abusing animals in your state.

Check this thing out. It's a coilgun pistol with plans on how to make one. A coilgun is an electromagnetic gun.

Two-foot, eight-inch tall Verne Troyer, (Mini-Me) has announced he is engaged his girlfriend - who is six-foot, two-inches tall.

Here's a good one: The Delaware Division of Motor Vehicles refused to give Charles Weinstein a driver's license because his signature was "unacceptable." Why? Because he prefers to sign his name "upside down."

Here's cool clock.

This is funny: These guys made a life-size replica of the crossing man (that you see on a pedestrian crossing sign) and placed it in the middle of an intersection.

Rich's Week Kickoff

Well not to beat a dead horse here but with all the changes in the forums , there is no reason why anyone who is a regular reader of this site wouldnt want to join ..even if you dont want to get involved in a discussion or argument ( which we have everyday) ,the picture option is great for all of you who like to match the name with the faces we talk to everday . so ....JOIN THE FORUMS !

Ok , whats in the news ......

Pill Popper ....A friend of the woman who has accused NBA superstar Kobe Bryant of sexual assault said the woman overdosed on pills two months before the alleged incident with Bryant

Fat People Rejoice !! ...Eating pizza on a regular basis could help stave off certain forms of cancer

How much is your body worth ??..find out here .

Play Hellbent , pretty good game.

A WOMAN police suspect is responsible for a spate of burglaries was foiled after a man sat on her.

You thought it was going to go away when Smith & Barber were gone , well you were wrong ....THE BRA BALL .

3 words ...Jennifer Aniston's BOOB

Ok , now Stoner's Rejoice ! ...The Drug Enforcement Administration has issued a nationwide alert about a legal hallucinogenic herb from Mexico that is more intense than LSD and can cause debilitating, out-of-body visionary trances.

Ummm , Hmmm ??.....Homoerotic Harry Potter stories

Mmmm, blasphemy. You are God. Your people have angered you greatly, and deserve to be punished. Punish away, oh great one.

Two mortuary workers in Zimbabwe have been arrested for allegedly renting out corpses to motorists to enable them to buy fuel.

By the way , My Birthday is Wendsday and I expect the UPS guy to be delivering lots O' presents , so shop quick !

New! Photo Album...

After receiving a suggestion from TDC Reader "Bob," I added a Photo Album feature to the Discussion Forums. So now you can upload your own photos. Of course, only registered members can upload and view photos. It costs nothing to register, so do it. I created a few categories so far, and I may add more. Enjoy!

Discussion Forums Maintenance

I will be doing some maintenance on the Discussion Forums for the next couple of days. There may be times when you can't post to, or may not even be able to see the Forums. There is also a slim possibility that I may screw everything up and lose everything in the Forums. (Although I have backed it all up) Please be patient, this is a necessary upgrade.

Create your own polls...

I have added the capability of creating your own Polls to the Discussion Forums. Any registered user can create a Poll and vote in a Poll. Non-registered users can only see the poll results. More details are here. Have fun.

-Peter

Rich's Weekend Wrap up

Well that's it , my life is now going into adult mode for sure ....We went minivan shopping this morning , once we buy it im done ....no more going out , no more drunken nights with the boys . Ohh im sad .

KOBE has been charged .

Go Figure ?...LOS ANGELES Investigators believe an elderly driver who crashed through a crowded farmers market (search), killing 10 people, may have been speeding away from the scene of a collision at the time.

Heboobs or Sheboobs? , You be the judge.

All about my Vagina ( well not mine ,but someone's)

Julia Roberts is reported to have collapsed with chest pains while on holiday. Friends feared for her life as the Ocean's Eleven and Pretty Woman star fell clutching her chest in agony.

This is huge for all of you who swap music online ...The music industry has won at least 871 federal subpoenas against computer users suspected of illegally sharing music files , with 75 more granted daily.

You say you want toe ?? ..well get the camel toe jockstrap for women

GAY toothbrushes

Hey , mama's boy !!! .....A 6-year-old boy wanted to see his mother so badly he snuck behind the wheel of his baby-sitter's car and drove the 25 miles on a highway

Breaking News! Angelina Jolie hasn't had sex since June 2002

Since we havent had an ANNA sighting in a while ...

An IRISH DRINKING GAME for all to enjoy .

Martina! Plus a whole lot of other galleries!

A distraught Kazakh mother kept her daughter's mummified corpse in her apartment for three years hoping she would be resurrected by aliens

Never screw with a man with a drill .....A dentist drilled away almost half of a healthy tooth to punish a patient who owed him money

Maybe Nessie does exist

The fossilized remains of a long-necked, carnivorous sea reptile, which existed 150 million years ago, have been found in Loch Ness.

Frankie Mayo has been sending air conditioners to American soldiers in Iraq as part of what she calls "Operation Air Conditioner." She has sent 14 units so far. The article does not mention how the soldiers install the air conditioners in their tents.

Airport security workers found a loaded handgun stuffed inside a brown teddy bear that a 9-year-old boy was carrying on a trip home after his family's Florida vacation.

Good news for guys: The more often men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to suffer from prostate cancer.

Check out Serena.

J Lo's behind was retouched in posters and billboard pictures to advertise the romantic comedy "Gigli."
The original G.I. Joe action figure — a 1963 prototype, is up for auction. The minimum price set is $600,000.

Dr. Robert Ricketson of Hilo, Hawaii is being sued for having used a screwdriver shaft instead of the titanium rod he was supposed to use while performing a spinal operation.

Ladies water polo oops.

Got an ugly couch? They're having a contest if you're interested.

I don't watch Survivor, but I guess these two were on it.

Finally, a few new shots of Christina: Here and here.

Rich's Thursday Joint

The Contest Photo is doing a little better than last week , keep em coming .

What a BIG win we had last night , I was so excited all night I just had to write about it today ..down 10-0 , we come back and win 12-11 in 8 innings .

Ok nuff of that shit ...

Scumbag ..former US marine who ran off with 12-year-old Shevaun Pennington was due to appear in court in Germany today.

This is why they should retest people for thier licenses after a certain age ....A car driven by an elderly man plowed through a crowded California farmers' market Wednesday, killing eight and injuring up to 45 others as the vehicle hurled victims through the air, smashing through market tents

Cricket spitting?!...gotta love them there rednecks .

Reebok , in a bid to keep up with Nike in the shoe biz signs a 3 year old to a shoe contract.

Legawarz, the game

Have you ever noticed, if you're Internet Explorer that images on web pages get "greyed out" when you highlight them? Never thought of anything cool to do with that, now did ya?

Ozzy Osbourne's wife hailed him as a hero after he wrestled a coyote to save the family's favourite dog

Star Baseball player get angry because guard makes him show I.D at all star game.

Online pictionary clone, back again to frustrate and annoy

Ok, now this is getting ridiculous ....Metallica are taking legal action against independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since 1982 : E and F.

Lonneke Engel...ddddaaaaammmmnnnn !!

See ya Tommorow .

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Get your entries in for the Contest Photo to win your chance at doing your own column.

Hunting for Bambi, the newest sports craze where men pay up to $10,000 (that's correct,Ten Thousnad Dollars) to hunt and shoot naked women with paint ball guns ... God Bless America

Remind me never to hire this guy ....Defense lawyer claims there is no way his client is guilty of flashing because his penis is too small

The fossilised remains of a long-necked, carnivorous sea reptile, which existed 150 million years ago, have been found in Loch Ness

The truth is out! ......Marriage makes men stupid

The Headacher... I'll post more stuff when my eyes stop bleeding.

This August will be a good month to feel like a bum -- because it's been declared "National Anal Sex Month" -- no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

A police investigation has begun after a freight train carrying bottles of Guinness derailed and two wagons overturned....I can see Skittle weeping in front of his computer right now

Tattoos for babies...my wife would kill me 3 times over

To go along with all the other "Rate My" sites , welcome Rate My Implants

WTF ?? ...British police charged two men with manslaughter Tuesday following the death of an Oxford University student who was flung from a giant catapult.

Dress the girl on the beach (hint: click the crab)

Answers to your questions...

Yesterday I posted something about wanting to run a "TDC Girls" feature on the site where you guys would be able to show off your wife, girlfriend, or a female friend. I received a few questions. Lemme see if I can answer them all here:

• This is not a contest. There are no winners or losers. It's just for fun.
• If no one submits any photos, we won't have any fun.
• You must be a member of the Forums to have your photo considered.
• Your photo must be a posed, "glamour" type shots, not just a snapshot.
• Your photo must include the subjects full full body shot, from head to toe.
• The subject may be clothed, semi-clothed or nude. (if you have the balls).
• The subject's face must not be blacked out, blurred, etc.
• Do not submit a photo that you found on the net.
• If you do submit a "found photo" you can never submit another photo.
• Be prepared to send a different photo of the same subject for proof.
• Different folks have different tastes: all shapes, sizes and colors are welcome.
• I can add, remove or change any of the above "rules" whenever I want.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me.

Okay, now a few links...

I love dogs.

The members of the Spanish synchronized swimming team have nice asses.

A three-year-old German boy took the keys to his father's car, started it up and plowed through two tents before coming to a halt.

According to a new study, women are more likely than men to lie about their sex lives. They claim to have slept with fewer partners than they actually have. They needed to do a study to figure that out?

Several pharmaceutical companies are developing a drug that would prevent a woman from having a monthly period.

This is a cool site called "People Say I Look Like..."

Todd Corbett has legally changed his name to Heywood Jablowme.

Okay guys, this is useful: A Girlfriend's Guide to Online Pornography.

WTF?

Rich's Tuesday Contest Winners column

Well Contest Winner day today and let me start off by saying last week's turnout was pitiful , just 3 entries and no winners column ??

Here was last weeks contest picture

And the winner was Iabasis with the quote "And for my next trick, my lovely assistant, Drunkina, will light the cigarette in her ear through her armpit.

Second place went to Grant with : "Friends know when to use pen "

And Third place went to PBourque with : "I've got a black magic marker,got a black magic marker,I've got a black magic marker and I'm gonna write all over you......"

No contest Winners Column this week because Iabasis never sent one in ..oh well that's 2 weeks in a row here people ?????

Let's try this again , here is THIS WEEKS CONTEST PHOTO

now send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

column time ....

How would it make you feel if you seen your doctor in Home Depot shopping right before brain surgery?

Chilean scientists said Friday their study of a huge blob of flesh found on a Pacific beach about three weeks ago concluded it was the carcass of a sperm whale, ending speculation of a giant octopus.

Do Me !!! ( thanks richie777)

Now these people have balls ...sex on the balcony

Ever woner what Duran Duran meant ? ..or what does N.E.R.D stand for ?....find out on Band Names .

During a wedding ...Rev Richard Smith HEADBUTTED snapper Graham Kitchen in a row over the bride being late. Bridesmaids screamed as the furious pair wrestled on the ground outside the church.

Deion Sanders has been battling a Dallas automotive shop over what he says Jesus told him to pay. According to Sanders, Jesus only wants him to pay $1,500 of the $4,300 bill.

ARRGGHH ...Holy shit, my brain is fried !!!!

Wiggers are funny , make sure you check out the pics page .

A community in California wants people who rent horses to put diapers on them in an effort to clean up the enviorment.

These fuckers are next .....AN unofficial North Korean spokesman tonight taunted the US into launching a military attack saying it had "hundreds of nuclear warheads" locked on American cities.

This is just sad , the profile tells alot about a person.

Aww Jordan ..AWWW .

Idea for "TDC Girls"

I'd really like to run a "TDC Girls" feature on the site where you guys would be able to show off your wife, girlfriend, or just a female friend. And to the female readers, you can submit photos of yourself, your friend or your girlfriend.

The photos would appear within the body of the column itself, and they would also all be archived on separate page. The photos don't necessarily have to involve nudity, (although I don't think there would be any objections to that). They should, however, be "sexy" shots. I was thinking something similar to this:

Laurie

I've tried to get the readers to send in photos of their wives and girlfriends in the past, but I've never received any submissions. We have a much larger readership now, and some of you are from areas far away from Connecticut. I suppose I can just keep posting photos of Laurie, but it would be more fun to get a variety of women. Oh, one final thing. I wont post photos of women that you just find already posted somewhere on the net. They must be actual photos of your wife, girlfriend or a female friend.

Lemme know what you think of this idea, and whether you'd be able to contribute. If you want to submit a photo, make sure that it's a full body shot rather than just a head shot. I'm actually looking for posed "glamour type" shots.

Want a free rubber duckie?

Good morning.

Want a free rubber duckie? Well, 29,000 of them fell off of a container ship en more than 11 years ago, and hundreds of them should be washing up along the New England coast any time now.

To mark U.N. World Population Day, folks in China created the world's largest condom - large enough to cover a 20-story, phallic-shaped hotel. Here's a photo.

Wait a minute. No one warned me about this: Single men’s brain cells work better than those of married men.

A shot from the German Love Parade. Nice hair.

In Norway, a 22-year-old man charged with the auto theft after he stole an ambulance while the emergency personnel were busy stabilizing a patient.

Oops! Wrong house.

Reason #5,643 not to use drugs: A 34-year-old Malaysian man, believed to have been high on drugs, severed, cooked and ate his own penis, local media reported.

This is a cool photo. (You have to be able to see it in its small and large version. Internet Explorer will automatically resize it.)

Terry Wallis has been in a coma for the past 19 years. So what was the first thing he asked for when he awakened? A Pepsi.

New research shows that more women are cheating on their husbands - and doing it without remorse. Another thing I wasn't warned about.

Is your butt sagging? Try the "Biniki."

Jose Maldonado had a really bad and really good Friday night. He fell off a subway platform and got run over by four subway cars - and survived!

TDC reader "Rich" sent me this link to a better shot of that wedding dress. Thanks Rich.

Apparently Saturday night in naughty Newcastle England is a lot of fun.

The Wilson Library in Windsor now has a drive-thru window.

Finally, another cool photo.

Rich's Monday Stuff

From time to time people send me links to there personal websites and ask me to post things for them about their buisnesses and since I have this forum at my fingertips and am a really,really,really, really nice guy , I usually try to help anyone out ..so with that said ...

Thanks to AIM for coming down to see me at the Reef Saturday night.

Looking for a Home in Tampa Bay ...Talk to John Mudd

Yo , what's the Dizzle my Nizzle ...Ask Snoop , he knows .(Thanks Erik)

This is cool for about 3 minutes ....not a minute more .( thanks ED)

RUSSIA'S crime-fighting cat who was helping to stamp out the smuggling of sturgeon and salmon from the Caspian Sea has been run over and killed, perhaps the victim of a contract killing

From the "Take the Hint" file ....Ralph Nader, the maverick Green candidate held responsible by many for the defeat of Al Gore in the last presidential elections, is preparing to stand again in 2004

Play Altoids Pool ..fun game.

One man, his two nuts and all the creativity in the world

PUNK band the Sex Pistols plan to take their particular brand of anarchy to Iraq, vowing to play a live concert in Baghdad.

The Bathroom Habits Survey , what do you do in the john ?

I might need to go HERE
for a loan

Very funny Star Wars parody videos.

A Staten Island man went berserk yesterday inside a Wendy's restaurant in The Bronx after he swallowed part of a dead mouse mixed in his bowl of chili

Anyone wanna go to the PARK with me ??

Tommorow is Contest Winner day , be looking out for that .

P.J's Porn ..

Long Time reader ( and non contributor) Pj told me last night that I dont put enough porn into my columns anymore ??..Oh Ya , Well I'll show him who puts porn into there columns .........

All of these links will be

Nice Tan ...ohh and BOOBS

A Little Toe ....

Britneys Nips

Teen Lesbian duo TATU nude ...yummy .

Another TATU , and another

The Hot fashion tren for summer ....Nipples .

Elle Mcpherson ..sooo hot , want to touch the heiny .

Gotta love that big black booty .

More random hotness

When you love your feet too much.

Cant forget the Asian Girls .

A little Glory Hole action ..

Still more Random hotness

Ok sorry to All of you who arent into this but sometimes a man just has to prove that he still has it , you know what I mean ??

Don't forget...

Since the passing of Pat Foster (AKA Mista Fuel on WPLR) recently, the friends of frequent caller to WPLR "Mista Fuel" have organized a party in his honor, this Saturday - 3PM in the afternoon-Midnight - Live Music all day all night.

Live Music Party in Honor of Mista Fuel (Pat Foster)
Live Band: Motown and Funk Music
Date: This Saturday, July 12
Time: 3PM-12PM
Place: Guilford VFW- Mill Road Off Rt 1 in Guilford (map)

Finally Friday

Hear about this? Police in Glastonbury found a woman on the side of the road in flames.

Jerry Springer will officially file for a U.S. Senate run in Ohio.

Chilean researchers plan to develop a new pill to treat impotence that has its key ingredient the venom of black-widow spiders.

Over the past two decades, Dezerrie Anne Cortez has been married over 24 times. In fact, she does it for a living. She has been arrested and faces four years in prison if convicted.

Nice wedding dress.

Got a Sony Vaio laptop? Sony is recalling 18,000 Vaio laptop computers because a faulty assembly of the modem could result in a minor electric shock to users.

Coca-Cola Co plans to launch a milk-based drink this summer called "Swerve," aimed at children and teenage consumers.

Given the popularity of the "Pubic Hair" topic in the Discussion Forums, I thought this would be a timely link to add.

Alyssa Milano "oops" shot.

Ever see that show Monster Garage? Check out this video.

Did you see the video of the sausage race attack?

Enjoy the weekend.

Rich's Weekend Warmup

The Contest Picture isnt going all that well so far this week , only about 3 entries so far ....see what I mean , when the CONTEST PHOTO is dirty, people respond .

** CONTRIBUTOR NOTE - Well I was going to start off with the Distgusting verdict in the Malik Jones case but I took mom's advice that "If you dont have anything nice to say , Dont say anything at all " ....so screw that story all together !! ( for all of you out of state who dont know what im talking about, search Google for the name to read the story )

I dont care what any of you say , That Ball player who whacked the giant sausage with a bat video gets funnier each time I watch it

Estonians dominate sport of wife-carrying...Boy bring that around my neighborhood and I will take first place.

Ahh Revenge .....A photo and personal information of an undercover Waukesha County sheriff's detective were posted several months ago without his knowledge on a dating Web site for gay men

Dont ever give the judge the finger when leaving court or make him think you did .

So uhhhh... Is that a gun in your underpants, or are you just happy to see me?

Pick a favorite character and fight! I love this

Similar to the wireframe walker, but you can shoot bullets at this one.

Addictive little dart board game, worthy of a few minutes of your company's time.

Michael Savage, the outrageous talk show host who was fired from MSNBC on Monday for telling a caller to "get AIDS and die," fought back Tuesday, saying he was reacting to a crank caller.

From the "What did you expect?" file : A Wisconsin golf course executive says she had no idea a strip club's tournament would result in public nudity.

Is your computer a porn site host ??

Grandma Scrotum's sex tips. I really have no idea what's going on.

99 most desirable women as presented by askmen.com...now thats a nice .

Here's a whacked one ...A gruesome gay murder involving a hacked-up body and a necklace worn by Oscar-winner Susan Sarandon has rocked the set of the new Miramax comedy starring Jennifer Lopez and Richard Gere.

Now this is some good service ....screw Cingular. South Korea's top mobile phone operator is offering a new service that allows cellphone users to download a sound it says repels troublesome mosquitoes

Jordan aka Katie Price naked and displaying her most private tattoo! ( U.K's Pam Anderson)

Police in Italy said anglers are using live kittens as bait while fishing for sheat fish

In Honor of Mista Fuel (Pat Foster)

Frank sent this to me this morning:

Since the passing of Pat Foster (AKA Mista Fuel on WPLR) recently, the friends of frequent caller to WPLR "Mista Fuel" have organized a party in his honor, this Saturday - 3PM in the afternoon-Midnight - Live Music all day all night.

Live Music Party in Honor of Mista Fuel (Pat Foster)
Live Band: Motown and Funk Music
Date: This Saturday, July 12
Time: 3PM-12PM
Place: Guilford VFW- Mill Road Off Rt 1 in Guilford (map)

Did he break the law?

A Greenwich man who was arrested on charges that he videotaped couples having sex in a Greenwich park claims he has a right to videotape because he was in a public place. Hmm, I think he's got a very good point. Here's the Connecticut voyeurism law:

Sec. 53a-189a. Voyeurism: A person is guilty of voyeurism when, with malice or intent to arouse or satisfy the sexual desire of such person or any other person, such person knowingly photographs, films, videotapes or otherwise records the image of another person (1) without the knowledge and consent of such other person, (2) while such other person is not in plain view, and (3) under circumstances where such other person has a reasonable expectation of privacy.

What do you think? Should he be convicted?

Britney admits to having sex, even though she had vowed to remain a virgin until she got married. (What a surprise.)

Actor Jeffrey Jones (the principal in Ferris Bueller's Day Off) pleaded no contest to hiring a 14-year-old boy to pose for sexually explicit photos. He was sentenced to five years probation and ordered to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. He doesn't look too happy.

Be careful folks! It turns out that women may ovulate more than once a month.

Don't get snagged by the latest virus going around that promises nude photos of Shakira and Julia Roberts.

According to a new scholarly paper, Stonehenge is a massive vulva. (And the Washington Monument is a giant penis.)

PETA activists protested in Pamplona on the eve of the start of the famous week-long "running of the bulls" festival. (Is this a girl's ass or a guy's ass?)

Sad: The 28-year-old conjoined twins from Iran died during surgery to separate them.

Kate Hudson looking pretty.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Here is the CONTEST PICTURE for this week.

As I told you yesterday , I am going to give you guys a couple things that just annoy me to high hell probably because I have a rage issue when I drive that is a total different story....

#1 - People who drive thier bikes on the street like they are a car , they are waiting at the light in traffic and ride along with the traffic ...Are you serious , please let one of these people get in front of because there would be a new speed bump right in the middle of the road .

#2 - People who use remote controls for thier CAR STEREOS , umm hello the radio is 1 foot away ....I was riding with a friend of mine who has such a stupid thing , he literally had the remote 4 inches from the front of the stereo and was using it .....I sat there quietly for about 15 seconds and then asked him why the hell was he using that when the goddamn stereo is a foot away from him ..

Ok, now that I have that off my chest.....

Britney Talks Sex .....Yippie !!!

An infant born with four legs, three hands, three kidneys and an abnormal liver to a rural Zambian woman two weeks ago, Here is the picture .

Both Iranian conjoined twins that risked death to be separated have died due to complications from surgery.

Germany's top-selling newspaper hit back at an Italian junior minister who called Germans ''arrogant slobs,'' speculating on Tuesday that he had ''spaghetti for brains'' and warning that German tourists may boycott Italy.

What do you do when you discover that you can make your vehicle backfire on demand, producing a horrible noise? Mount a camera on the back of course, and take pictures of people as they're frightened to death. Don't forget to put them on the Internet!

Police in Slidell, La., were asking for the public's help in locating a man who robbed a pharmacy of drugs after flashing a gun and implying that he had a bomb, which turned out to be a can of soup and a can of chili taped together

I think I might have posted this before but what the hell ....Lame pickup lines, complete with their success rates in real life.

An Arkansas man regained consciousness after spending 19 years in a coma as the result of a car crash, greeting his mother who was waiting at his bedside.

For the Wild side in you ....NERD !! ....Tired of flashy casemods? Want to impress the girls with your 8bit hotness? Check out the NES casemod

Dont ask , just read .... Project Cryo. Immortailize your favorite lego.

A MAN was beaten to death after his wife called another woman a "slag" during a neighbourhood spat...My question is what the hell is a Slag ??

Girls Gone Wild at Auburn University...Go Tigers !!

Sei Ruff !!!! ....A RACIST who trained his dog Adolf to give the Hitler salute outside a school of Asian and Turkish children is facing six months in jail

This is wrong on so many levels. And it isn't safe for anybody...think people , think !

Aww , Summer time bikini's

WinXP is cool

Well, I took the plunge and spent a good part of Sunday night installing Windows XP. Installation was fine, but I installed it on a brand new drive so I also had to reinstall all of my software. That's why I didn't have a column yesterday. So far, I like XP. Seems stable and fast.

Buddy Ebsen from "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "Barnaby Jones" has died. He was 95.

Scientist still don't know what that vast blob of grey flesh found on a Chilean beach two weeks ago is. Here's the photo again.

25-year old Ashton Kutcher admitted he has been love with Demi Moore since he was 10, and that being her lover is like a dream come true.

A German man woke up to find himself stark naked in the middle of a street after sleepwalking from home.

An English dairy has created a beer flavored ice cream called Newcastle Brown Ice Cream. It has a 1 per cent alcohol content.

A South Korean man who angry with his daughter's Web surfing habits threw her computer monitor out of his 12th-floor apartment, hitting a four-year-old girl below on the head.

Here's an idiot for you. A Paris man tried to rob a gun shop with a toy pistol.

Looking for an interesting place to live? The Haines Shoe House is for sale.

Maurice Bennett makes "toast portraits" of famous people.

Remember the dueling banjos from the movie "Deliverance?" Here's a variation.

How to prevent your cat from walking on your keyboard.

Rich's Contest Winners Column

There were a couple decent points made yesterday in the forum about Drunk Driving laws , but we in the forums would like to hear everyone's views ...I mean you all went nuts when the Smith & Barber forum was up now turn that attention to issues that matter today ....JOIN THE FORUMS !!

Contest Winner day is here and let's go over the winner ....

First off here is last weeks picture

And the winner is Rob with the quote : "After losing a lot of money from "hit it and run" Johns, she decided to implememt the "Pay as you go" plan."

Second place went to Scythe with : " I once knew a girl her name was Lisa...Hey ladee ladee lo....you could screw her now and put it on Visa...Hey ladee ladee lo "

A Third place tie went to Sirchief with " A night of drinking/entertainment at the local strip club: $100.00,A night with the stripper from that bar: $100.00, Not having to stop at an ATM: Priceless."

And Jason G with " Visa , It's really everywhere you want to be "

We had about 20 "Everywhere you want to be " Entries so I just picked one ...sorry to the rest of you.

Here is THIS WEEKS CONTEST PICTURE and dont forget to send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

A column today keeps the doctor away .....

Jack Osbourne is out of rehab and telling all .

3 NJ teens planned a bloody rampage but was interupted when thier car jacking went sour.

Consider your mind officially broken forever

The Tenacious D "Fuck Her Gently" video, back once again, power to the people.

You have to do more than just know how to have sex to be a parent people .....A baby boy was in hospital today after swallowing what is thought to be an ecstasy tablet.

The man sat down in the taxi driven by a young, female driver, and started to masturbate. The result was unfortunate for both of them...Yah read the last line in the story , thats classic.

Ok boys , It's flash your rack time .

Anti Masturbation devices found around the globe ...WHAT !@#

A South Korean man angry with his daughter's Web surfing faced possible charges on Monday after he threw a computer monitor out of his 12th-floor apartment, hitting a four-year-old girl below on the head

You Hate the crows picking at your garbage bags ,Try these Spicy-tasting garbage bags are the latest weapon to be deployed in the fight to keep crows from scattering trash everywhere.

Ohh Im in love ....Girls Kissing Girls ....lots and lots of them

Remember when you were younger and used to say " Oh Snap ! " ..well...

It may seem morbidly voyeuristic to some, but watching the cremations of loved ones on the Internet is proving popular with hi-tech Hindus worldwide.

There are a couple things that annoy me and tommorow I will discuss them in detail ....

Rob's Winning column

Hey Remember , It's your column and you can write whatever you want ...with that said here's Robs column :

I am honored to have won the contest of the week. I would have definately replied and gave my two cents to the world, if only Comcast would have cooperated with me. Friday my cable went out and is still out. So much for high speed internet access! I feel completely cut off from the world.

Thanks again for the honor,

Robert Fulton

Hey Rob , shit happens ...maybe next time .

Richs Monday Super Column

What's Up Everyone , I hope everyone had a fantastic holiday weekend and now that summer is finally officialy here , we need to party soon !!

There is a new Drunk Driving law that is going to take effect by the end of this week , It is a Ignition lock for people who have been convicted of drunk driving already , you have to blow into a tube and your BL level must be below .025 for the car to start ...Now I dont know what you all think andn I will probably start a forum on this today but this is a major violation of our freedom .

Mr Sqeaky Clean Kobe Bryant has been accused of Sexual Assualt ..have you seen his wife , is he crazy ??

This is probably the stupidest person alive.

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY

For those big jobs ...Two Swiss researchers have created what could be the largest portable ink jet printer in the world. Called Hektor, the printer built by Jürg Lehni and Uli Franke converts small computer created images into huge facsimilies that it recreates with cans of spray paint.

Butts across america ...see asses in famous places .

Missing Wife ...please help find

Construction crews put the last nail in the floor three weeks ago without realizing they'd hammered together a prison for a dog.

For all you sick bastards ...Jack the Ripper gained worldwide notoriety in 1888 for killing eight women in the Whitechapel area of London, England. But the Ripper's exploits pale when compared with the havoc created by Earle Leonard Nelson in the 1920s

The Chronicles of George ....dummy !

Jamie Pressely is soooooooo Hot !

The legless body of a pedestrian killed in a gruesome crash was thrown through the windshield into a moving car's front passenger seat, where it stayed while the teenage driver drove home to call police.

Table Hockey at it's best ..play the world tournament .

Someone call the National Guard ......A pizza parlor manager is arrested outside of his store after waving at passing cars because it violates city ordinances

Ok ..see you later .

Rich's Weekend Quickie

Hope everyone had a great holiday yesterday and 1 more day left until back to work starts again.

This might be a little too much for some of you , 2 guys who give there right wing views on everything on outrages around the world..entertaining but whacked .

Check out the non profit charity before writing a check for them ..Guidestar has financial records on about 850,00NP organizations.

3D modeling for dummies.

A judge ruled that an aspiring rapper was sane when he killed his roommate and partially ate one of her lungs after taking the drug PCP

A new version of the Bible has some folks asking, "Is this a Bible or a teen magazine?"

PGA Golfer Jim Furyk got flowers from a topless chick on the course , here she is !

It's impossible to sound cool when calling yourself a "powerskipper," but at least you're having fun.

Well it's about time ...Steve-O and Chris Pontius, two of "Jackass" star Johnny Knoxville's sidekicks, will co-host "The Nature Show," a twisted take on Discovery Channel-style wildlife documentaries. The oddball duo will travel to destinations such as Africa, New Zealand and Australia to swim with sharks, cavort with crocodiles and have other close encounters with the animal kingdom.

Happy 4th of July!

Just a short one for today. Enjoy the holiday...

Al-Jazeera has broadcast an audio tape, supposedly from Saddam Hussein, in which he said he and his aides were still in Iraq. In the meantime, the U.S. government put a $25 million bounty on Saddam Hussein and $15 million on his sons, Yogi and Boo-Boo. Why don't they just let this guy try to get them?

I watched MTV's The Real World this morning for some reason. It's the same show as always, (you can watch it muted), but there's a really cute girl on the show named Mallory.

An evangelist preacher in Ohio asked for a sign from God and he got one. Lighting struck the steeple and caused an estimated at $20,000 in damage.

In Oklahoma, a convicted rapist has been sentenced to life in prison for spitting on a police officer, under a state law that makes it a felony to place bodily fluids on law enforcement officers.

A new crop circle appeared in a field in California last week.

Hat tan lines on your feet? Try the "Sticky Shoe."

Check out this chick with a nice pussy.

What the hell is that thing?

A huge 40-foot-long blob of stuff washed up on a beach in Chile, and scientists are trying to figure out what the hell it is.

This one's good: Marc Plaisted was receiving up to three calls a day from the same telemarketer (Minnesota Auto Glass) even after he asked them not to call. So, to stop the calls he spent two days calling them every five minutes and saying "no, I don't have a crack in my windshield." After receiving over 100 calls they took him off the list.

Funny photo.

A German court fined a man for hitting a sign with his car and then leaving the scene. However they had no problem with his admission that he was having sex with a blonde hitchhiker at the time the accident occurred.

Hard of hearing? Well, if you don't mind looking like and idiot, these may help.

In need of cash? According to a survey, your body may be worth up to $45 million. On a somewhat related note, if you live in Tokyo, it can cost you up to $86,800 to bury your (then worthless) body.

Be right back. I gotta pee.

Okay, I'm back.

Here's the Car Talk Radio Show's list of the 10 worst cars ever. (We owned a Volare when I was a kid.)

Overkill: An Australian man who wanted to kill his wife made enough ricin (a deadly poison) to kill 7,500 people.

This is fun: Create a dream date.

Check out these turn of the century mannequins. Scary looking, huh?

Hackers plan to attack thousands of Web sites on Sunday in a loosely coordinated "contest."

And finally, something useful: The ultimate Google Search Engine interface.

Rich's Fireworks Thursday Shortie

Hey Everyone , Make sure you all get down to the West Haven Beach tonight for the best fireworks in Southern Ct ..It is always a really good show , I think the show starts at 9pm.

Here is your CONTEST PICTURE ....one day left.

the shortie I promised ....

Virgins in Las Vegas ...nah it cant be ??

Toyya Braskey lives with 100 cats. They are her life. Now the city says they have to go. Cats are just VIAL creatures . ( thanks spunky for the last 2 stories)

American Idol runner up Justin Guarini might facing jailtime because he was ticketed by Grand Prairie, Texas, police on Saturday when the personal watercraft he was driving nearly struck a 5-year-old girl

Get the Duct Tape ball in the tunnel ...good waste of a couple minutes for ya .

This girl will write anything on her boobs for free ...god bless america .( I put our request in so we will see if she does it or not )

This is something my boys would do ....The unidentified 21-year-old victim had attended a party at a Jefferson home on Sunday night and was accosted by the five men when he returned around 2:30 a.m. Monday. He was then held against his will for about four hours as the men tried to force him to reveal the keg's whereabouts.

Good idea dude , A CLAIRVOYANT who claimed to contact the dead carried out sex assaults on women — saying spirits told him to.

This is really cool , An Interactive walk on the Great Wall of China

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Ohh thank god the summer is here , I love it sooooooooooo much that I cant even put it into words.

And Summer also means Vacations and I know alot of you have already started planning them but if you havent yet , A friend of mine works for Carr Travel in Branford so if you need any travel plans done call Carr Travel and talk to Anne , she will hook you up right ....mention my name , it probably wont get you anything but hey you never know.

Contest Picture is here again ....only 2 days left for entries.

Ahh the summer .....

Ex Bridgeport Mayor Joe Ganim got 9 years in jail , you play ..you pay sucker .

A terrorist organization plotted to intercept and kill Santa Claus and his eight reindeer, according to a recently declassified "Secret" memo by the Central Intelligence Agency. Well, sort of.

No porn in Iran ??!? ...Iran is blocking access to Web sites containing pornographic material and opposition-driven dissent against the country's Islamic establishment

You drank too much and you gotta go , why not make a game of it ..Play PeeBall .

Another good game ...Play Slime Volleyball.

Can I get a box of the Master P's and a box of the Mack 10's?

Go to hell, Go directly to hell and dont pass go ....Vandals had hung up pigs' heads and sheep's heads on the church gate. Many of the heads had fallen down from the gate as people walked passed the church.

I dont see the problem here but Two state prison employees and another woman face charges of "soliciting for prostitutes" after flashing obscene signs at motorists, Marksville police said. Police said the handmade signs read things such as "Will Work for Sex" and "Honk for Big Boobs."

Your very own puppet to control and manipulate as you please!

These people are really into their Mac's ...really into them indeed .

Tiffany Taylor is a hottie .. I like , I like .

Rich's Contest Winners Column

Contest Winner ...sorry for the late column but Ravens Game and 37 beers dont help my cause at 5 in the morning , you know what I mean ??

anyways , here is last weeks contest picture

And the winner was Ed Milnes with the quote : "NO you wouldn't listen I said "stop and ask directions" but no you wouldn't do it , now were late and you forgot your cell phone! Men! Why couldn't you just do what I said !.....................The latest craze in bondage "WIFE NAGGING IN RICKSHAW"

Second place went to Richef777 with : "Don't forget to dial down the center."

And third place went to Mike Campbell with :"On his way to the dog and pony show, Lester has to stop and call for directions."

Thanks to everyone who sent in stuff , we got a lot of good ones this week so far , It seems the dirtier the picture , the more entries I get...go figure ..PERVERTS !!!

Here is This Week's Contest Photo ...do it up !

See You All Tommorow .

Ed's Winning Column

Wow Thanks guy's, You would think being unemployed I would have a lot of time to think up some good stuff for a column.
Wrong! This being unemployed crap takes a lot out of you. But I'll try.
First off the Connecticut unemployment commission has actually been helpful in my job search (though I've found a new job on my own). They have a tremendous amount of resources available and very willing to help wether you are working or not. It has been a very different experience compared to my first claim some 28 years ago.

In light of that let me tell you of some of my discoveries whilst unemployed..............................

Day time TV sucks! unless you are - A. female, B. gay or C. really love reruns of shows you probably didn't really like the first time around.

Online poker with "play money" is a great way to while away a rainy day or sunny one for that matter, my favorite is Party Poker

Daytime porn is far better than daytime soap operas! my favorite is
Persian Kitty

This is an other great site for wasting a few otherwise unoccupied hours

Just an observation.. Maybe Martha Stewart doesn't deserve jail time, but, who ever has kept her on TV this long does!

Any movie that says "Edited for TV" ain't worth watchin

Day Time TV really , really sucks! I know I said that but it bears repeating.

There are a lot of really old people out during the day, making staying inside off the roads much safer.

Most of your friends have jobs and don't seem to want to "blow the day off" and drink with you.

Calling your employed friends at work just to harass them can be a very satisfying experience.....remember call them right before break time and try to keep them on the phone till breaks over, then say "Oh gotta go, the HOT light is gonna be on at KRISPY KREME"

Smokin a blunt wit the homies is NOT a good idea before going on a job interview.

And lastly always, I repeat always read the "Daily Column" first thing, cause then no matter how much the rest of your day sucks at least you'll have a couple of good laughs under your belt.

Ed

No more calls?

Bye bye telemarketers: More than 10 million phone numbers have already been added to the government's new "Do Not Call" registry in the four days following its launch last Friday. You can register your phone numbers online at www.donotcall.gov. There are about 166 million residential phone numbers in the United States, and the FTC expects up to 60 million phone numbers to be registered in the first year.

Comedian Buddy Hackett has died. He was 78.

Check out these sand sculptures.

Ouch! A woman in Vienna was awake during surgery after the medical staff forgot to hook up the machine pumping out anesthetic.

Good news for stoners: Smoking pot does not cause permanent brain damage, according to researchers from the University of California.

Keeping his eye on the ball.

A Taiwanese company has created a genetically modified fish that glows in the dark.

It's been a while since I've linked to any body painting photos. Here are two women protesting fox hunting in Britain.

Check out the world's only underwater Post Office.

The Smoking Gun call this the scariest mugshot ever.