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Friday, August 29, 2003
Long weekend ahead
Sorry there was no column yesterday. I was working late and so was Richie and, well, sometimes that happens.
I have to lead with this shot of Britney Spears and Madonna kissing. Here's a closer shot. Oh yeah, Christina kissed Madonna too. (Sorry about the wrong links earlier. Yahoo must have changed the pages.)
Here's a rundown on the 20th annual Video Music Awards.
The FBI plans to arrest a teenager today as the author of the recent LovSan virus.
Milford town officials are now trying to get the Penthouse Boutique to remove some Grecian statutes that are displayed outside their store. According to the head of the Planning and Zoning department, their "regulations are clear that signs can’t show buttocks or breasts." That, my friends, is utter bullshit. In fact, I have a memo from the City Attorney to the P&Z Chairman that specifically states P&Z cannot control the content of any signs. Whether these statutes are even legally considered "signs" is another matter.
Nice drug bust in West Haven. A few less scumbags on the street.
That North Haven bride who went berserk at her wedding last week pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of creating a public disturbance and paid a $90 fine. The judge recommended she take an anger management course.
Jessica Simpson's cleavage.
Ouch! A North Texas man woke up from bladder surgery to find that doctors had amputated his penis without his permission.
Nice promo shot of Anna Kournikova. (Check out the abdomen lines near the bottom of the photo)
Wanna see your first name in Chinese characters?
Here's another person who faked his own death to avoid a court appearance. That's two faked deaths in two weeks in the Column.
They're good, but they're not that good: For 13 nights, Annie Lewis slept on the street just feet from the area's first Krispy Kreme store.
Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1977 interview in Oui magazine?
Have a safe and enjoyable holiday weekend.
Rich's Friday Super Jam
Sorry about the column situation yesterday but I didnt get out of work until 8am and was soooo dead tired I couldnt see straight and Peter has been too busy on things lately also , I will make it up to you today with a burner of a column !!
And Welcome Back Boogietrunks , we all missed you !
Did any see the Britney /Madonna kiss last night during MTV Music Awards ...SOOOO Hot ...want to touch the heiny
Last day for entries for the CONTEST PHOTO
A burner you want, a burner you shall have ....
Soothsayers predict Mars passing will bring doom...HaHa , I love that shit .
What DVD collection would be complete without "Meat Pushin In The Seat Cushion?"
John Hinkley , The loner who shot Ronald Reagan in 1981 is said by his doctors to be cured of the mental illness that led to his assassination attempt is going to be released from prison.
This is awesome but im not sure if it is real or not ... It is supposed to be the unedited version of the transmission from Neil Armstrong seconds after they landed on the moon ..FUCK ! ( thanks Paulie)
Note to all you potheads (hoot) ...The Canadian Goverment has begun to sell Pot .
AWW , sooo good and nasty all at the same time ....so many meanings of "Chunkey Monkey " .
Excuse me but can you tell me where the Hungry Man dinners are ? ...RESCUERS found the body of a warehouse worker buried under a mountain of frozen food that had apparently fallen from collapsed racks
This is a really cool game but really hard too , dont mind the Japanese writing .
Ahhh , the old hot tub trick ? .....Kobe Bryant's accuser says the basketball great asked her to help him work the hot tub in his hotel room before forcing a kiss on her and grabbing her breast.
OMG ..I need these right now ...soo funny (the hot karl and smurfing are my favorites)
Im not even a smoker and this is ridiculous ....Nearly half of all U.S. states have asked Hollywood to show less smoking in films as part of an effort to reduce cigarette use among teens.
Im so happy everytime I see it !
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Rich's Humpday Happenings
What a Great Day yesterday was , It was soooo nice out I never wanted to come in , either did my daughter and I paid with 3 hours at the playground
Here's another Helpful hint for you guys if you want to Get Money Back From Corporate ...Despite the cold indifference of mega-normous corporate reichs bent on squeezing their customers of every remaining drop of plasma, you wield a lot more power than you think. Call up your cable or credit card company, long distance or cell phone provider, or AOL, and tell them you want to cancel your account because you found a better deal elsewhere. They’ll eat their own shit to keep you in their clutches. For example, your cable company will offer you free movie channels, such as HBO and Showtime, for staying with them. Your credit card company will re-negotiate your interest rate and maybe even late fees. Long distance and PCS carriers will offer you any one of a number of basement-rate per-minute plans, and possibly free months of service. For those who use AOL, they will offer you free months of usage, and sometimes will knock down their monthly charge. I got three free months myself, and now pay only $12.95 for 500 hours a month. If you need more than that, you’re a geek. UNTIL AND UNLESS ALL YOUR TIME IS SPENT ON THE DAILY COLUMN.
I feel the need for laughs ......
Am I the only one who doesnt have a problem with this ? ...Joseph L. Druce told investigators he planned the murder of John J. Geoghan for at least a month, plotting how he jammed the defrocked priest's cell door shut with part of a book, tied him up with a T-shirt, and used socks to strangle him after lunch
Big Brother is always watching ....State officials are using global-positioning satellites to keep track of convicted sex offenders
One for all the Gay DC readers ... Gay Health Sex Questions ..ewwww !
Here's a follow up on that Red Wine story ...RED wine not only makes you live longer...it also protects you from nuclear attack
The Fishing Question ...see if you get it right ?
A Belgian man suspected of murdering his wife 14 years ago has finally been arrested because of his passion for pigeons
CATFIGHT !!!!!! ....Jamie Lee Curtis has slammed her actress friend Demi Moore for dating toy boy lover Ashton Kutcher
Almost three years after their breakup, Rage Against the Machine will stick it to The Man one more time with the release of the CD/DVD Live at the Olympic Auditorium, due November 18..Man I love this band !
A great Fantasy Football site for all you looking for the edge ...
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Battle over the Ten Commandments
The battle continues over the removal of a Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Judicial Building. A lawsuit has been filed in Federal Court to block the monument's removal on behalf of a Christian radio talk show host and a pastor. They'll lose.
Two people asked me about my posting yesterday where I said "Am I the only one who sees nothing wrong with 14-year-olds having consensual sex with other 14-year-olds?" Just to clarify, the statute involved in that story was intended to prevent adults from having sex with minors. It was not intended to prevent minors from having sex with other minors. So, yes, I do have a problem with an adult having sex with a 14-year-old. But, I do not have any problem with 14-year-olds having consensual sex with other 14-year-olds. Hell, I was having sex at 14, why shouldn't they?
Some sad news: Yesterday, Gary Cohen, the district manager of the new Penthouse Boutique in Milford, was found dead in the store from an apparent heart attack. He was 52. I had just met him a couple of weeks ago at the last Board of Aldermen meeting in Milford.
What's with the wacky weddings? In Michigan, a wedding guest started a fight, then bit off part of the groom's finger, knocked out the groom's mother and assaulted a child.
Cocaine with an estimated street value of $2.31 million washed up on a beach on Trinidad's east coast. Open the fucking bags and empty them into the ocean.
In Salem, Mass, police arrested a 22-year-old woman for public indecency over the weekend after getting complaints that a she was sunbathing and doing yoga while nude in a park. What the hell is indecent about that?
In idiot news: Two young men were struck and killed by a car on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu Sunday evening while possibly playing "chicken" with the traffic.
A real-life Doogie Howser: 12-year-old Sho Yano is a first-year medical school student at the University of Chicago - the youngest ever to attend one of the university's professional schools.
Finally, check out the smallest bikinis.
Rich's Contest Winner's Column
Contest day and we have a winner ......
First off lets start out with last weeks picture
Secong place goes to Ghupp with : " Here's a picture of me pitching a tent at the Trailer Park Olympics "
Third place went to Deathstick with : "pitchin' a tent while pitchin' a tent"
This is no good ...A newlywed died after being hit by a bolt of lightning while on her honeymoon in Mexico.
A growing number of schools nationwide are putting more fruits and vegetables into fat-laden meats like burgers and breakfast sausage to combat soaring childhood obesity rates...let me tell you something , you put a prune in my burger and we are going to have a problem !
Someone call PETA right now , this isnt right ~
If you are planning on going to Ocean City this weekend to enjoy the sea breezes, you may want to avoid actually getting into the water.
Ever wish you had a gun while looking at those old "Where's Waldo" games?..your welcome .
Another great game ..Nude Runner , see if you can dodge the cops at the soccer game .
A man who bought a wood box for $2 because it looked interesting opened it and found a woman's ashes inside. He located the woman's daughter and will be sending the remains to her.
Yea, that's what I did with MY Barbies. Err, wait...
What's your all-time favorite funny movie? Having trouble picking just one? So did I So I've narrowed the field down to the top 100+ side-splitters of all time.
Anna Kournikova's nipple slip
Tetexec's Winning Column
To the wonderful people run TDC and to those readers of TDC
I apoligize for not chiming in on the disucssion forums for a while because I am working all of the time and have had no time. When the busy season is over, I will contribute more of my blithering idiocy. But I have a few thoughts:
-The best graffiti I saw is over a urinal in the port-o-let : "Why are you reading the wall for something funny when the joke is clearly in your hand."
- My favorite team is the Mets - M.E.T.S stands for My Entire Team Sucks.
-Fuck Work before It fucks you. Actually I did fuck work and it wasn't very good!
-When a woman says 'Men Suck', the proper response is "No we don't, We lap."
-Ben Franklin missed a few things when he said "Nothing is Certain except death and taxes." He forgot to also say "nothing is certain except death, taxes, no more blowjobs after marriage, if it has tits or an engine it will give you problems."
-Lastly, you know those commercials for horse racing that start "And they're off.. out of the gate its Dinner date, followed by No Reservation?" I think I can do one of those commercials for my typical work day:
Thanks to all at the TDC
Monday, August 25, 2003
Child molesters don't last long in prison
I'm sure you've already heard this, but if you haven't, convicted former Boston priest John Geoghan, who had been accused of molesting more than 130 children (while the Boston archdiocese did nothing to stop it), was murdered in prison over the weekend. Geoghan.
Misty Quackenbush was supposed to have been sentenced to four years in prison for distribution of methamphetamines. Instead, she faked her death and fled. Unfortunately for her, a childhood (who also happens to be a sheriff) friend spotted her. Oops!
Americans eat a lot of cheese. A typical American now eats about 30 pounds of cheese a year, way up from the 6-pound annual average of 1944.
Space buffs: I watched Failure Is Not An Option on the History Channel yesterday. It's about the folks of Mission Control, and it was really well done.
Fans of Tupac Shakur have bid more than $1 million for the slain rapper's 1996 Hummer H1, which is being sold today on eBay.
Drug money: Virtually every single euro, the currency of the European Union, is contaminated with cocaine, Ecstasy, heroin and other mind-altering drugs, scientists say.
I like this photo.
O.J. Simpson has expressed sympathy for Scott Peterson.
Two Rochester sanitation workers have been fired after picking up a hooker and having sex with her in a garbage truck while on duty.
This is fucked up: A Wisconsin woman found her 14-year-old daughter nude in bed with a 14-year-old boy, who both admitted to having consensual sex. The woman called the police and now both of them are facing serious criminal charges. Hello? This was consensual sex. Am I the only one who sees nothing wrong with 14-year-olds having consensual sex with other 14-year-olds?
The first person to receive a tongue transplant is recovering in Australia.
This is great: A 45-year-old man was arrested after he beat the shit out of a heroin dealer with his son's prosthetic leg. The dealer had allegedly sold drug to the man's son. Any time a heroin dealer gets the shit beat out of them is fine by me.
Rich's Super(man) Column
What's up everyone , Hope everyone's weekend was great . Yesterday I went to Six Flags New England and if you havent gone yet make sure you do because The Superman rollercoaster is INCREDIBLE !!! ...probably the best ride I have ever been on and I have been on a bunch of rollercoasters .
Let's Do It ...
HaHa ....A black woman who is to undergo a foot amputation was at first offered a white artificial replacement because it was cheaper
# 4 ...ohhh yah !
Just in case you run out of Hotdogs ...Campground chipmunks, they plump when you cook'em!
Umm hello Parents ??..how are you ??? .....Children as young as six are being admitted to hospital after binge drinking
Some good news for you wino's ...Drinking red wine and cooking with olive oil may help us to live longer
This one deserves a What the Fuck ? . More strange yet oddly attractive animations
Get your balls up ...go ahead get em up !
I think this was on "Thats Incredible " in 1979 too but a San Francisco software developer beat the Guinness world record in speed-solving the Rubik's cube, winning the world championship by solving the puzzle in an average time of 20.2sec.
Empathy belly, so you can show her you feel fat and bloated too. I prefer the apathy belly myself, hah!
The father of White House press chief Scott McClellan is about to make big news of his own - with a new conspiracy-theory book that pins the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy on Lyndon B. Johnson.
An experiment in collective recollection.
TOM Hanks and many other card-carrying Hollywood Democrats are teaming up against Arnold Schwarzenegger to prevent the Terminator from becoming governor of California
Danish Kim Jensen, 26, bought a night with porn star Mary Carey who is running for governer in Ca , but the date as not quite what he had been hoping for
While trying to figure out why anybody would look at this site, I found myself cursing its ridiculous navigation. Then I realized you guys like that stuff, so here you go
Babe of the Day : Jakki Degg
Friday, August 22, 2003
Rich's Friday Stuff
Great past couple days we are having up here in CT , but they say thats all gonna change cause the humidity is coming ...
I sell alot of stuff on EBAY and if you do the same , I have a good tip for you that will save you some money so your not paying EBAY larger royalties : Tired of paying excessive fees on your eBay auctions? Then try this little work-around (a bit like a reach-around, but more satisfying), and leave the online auction house counting the cost of its avarice. When listing your item, set a Buy It Now price of $1 and set the real amount you want for the item as your shipping charge (be sure to include your actual shipping charge in this amount, too). eBay only bases its take on a percentage of the final cost of the item, not the shipping amount, so you will only pay the minimum ...give it a try !
Here we go ...
Branford Police Chief Robert W. Gill will undergo voluntary firearms training
For all of you in East Haven, This one's for you ...Welcome to the cheesiest website ever ! (thatismytruck is gonna be mad at me )(Thanks Eric)
A man bled to death after accidentally shooting himself in an apparent attempt to ward off potential attackers
Diamonds arent a girls best friend ...A `Crystallized Fart' Lasts Forever
I love chinese food ....A BOOZED-UP guy bit the head off a KITTEN in front of horrified kids at a family barbecue.
Who says innovation is dead, even if I am 6 months late on this one.
Whoop there it is ...again ? ? ......A group of alleged white extremists facing treason charges in South Africa has complained about being forced to listen to "black" music while on remand in prison
Rumours surrounding the casting of Tim Burton's next film Charlie and The Chocolate Factory have been swirling around Hollywood for the past year, but today we hear that Johnny Depp is poised to accept the role of chief chocolate maker, Willy Wonka.
An explanation of every genre and sub-genere of electronic music, with samples and information about each one
An interesting variation on everybody's favorite game, the Spear Toss.
They live in the "Armpit of America" and are proud of it. About 2,000 people turned out last weekend for the "Festival in the Pit" - In Battle Mountain. The town was dubbed the "Armpit of America" by a Washington Post reporter in 2001. Now, the townsfolk have turned their notoriety into an annual festival.
It's been too long since last we saw miles and miles of girls kissing girls.
Thursday, August 21, 2003
Doesn't know his ear from his scrotum
Deaf, dumb, and apparently blind too: A Brazilian man who went to a clinic to have an ear ache checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly thinking that the doctor had called his name.
The "Sobig.F" computer virus that began attacking e-mail systems globally Tuesday has been declared the fastest-spreading e-mail virus of all time.
Check this out: A 200-foot-tall giant sequoia tree fell along Sequoia National Park's main road, crushing a Jeep Grand Cherokee. The tree was believed to be approximately 1,000 years old.
The results of a DNA test prove that Courtney Love is actually the granddaughter of Marlon Brando.
Now this sounds fun, especially since I love sushi and naked women: Corporate execs are paying as much as $700 a head for dinner parties where guests are served sushi off a naked woman.
Speaking of sushi, a British family's holiday was rudely interrupted when a 30-foot long, 10 ton whale leaped out of the water and crashed onto their sailing boat off the east coast of Australia.
A corporation with balls: Abercrombie & Fitch's latest "back-to-school" clothing catalog features models wearing no clothing at all. I like A&F. Why? Because A&F has the balls to say "fuck you" to the religious freaks who call for boycotts of their products.
Jack Nicholson has been asked to stop walking around naked his new home in Nebraska.
Listen to this prank call to Fox News during the blackout.
Wednesday, August 20, 2003
Yet another virus
A new virus is out. (What else is new?)
This was discussed in the Forums, but for you non-members, A North Haven bride spent part of her wedding night in a jail cell after she began throwing things, including wedding cake and vases.
A British burglar stumbled on a work of art that he thought was a human head in a pickle jar. He was so spooked that he called the police to a house he had robbed.
A collection of weird joints. Just go down the list
A naked man in Germany was arrested after he tried to take a shower in a car wash.
What's with Richie skipping two lines between each paragraph?
For 3 1/2 years, the fates of Kishek and Samir Keishk have sunk more than $15,000 into rubber bands so they build the world's largest rubber band ball. The ball now stands 5 feet tall, and weighs an estimated 2,700 pounds.
This is pretty cool. Check out New York's underground.
Watch the commercial at the top of this page. (You can click 'cancel' on the attempt to install the Japanese font, then click the snapshot of the video at the top of the page.)
Rich's Humpday Happenings
The reason I am skipping a line between each post is because I think it is easier to read , dont you think ?
Keep those entries coming for the Contest Photo, pretty funny ones so far .
Two companies are manufacturing gem-quality diamonds that may break the DeBeers cartel and set off a high-tech craze for diamond chips much heartier than silicon. The diamonds are flawless and can fool even the most expert of gemologists
What the hell is going on here ??....WOW
Home of the original Bandit ...Welcome to Burt World.
Who wants to marry my daughter? That's not the latest reality TV dating game, but rather a sign planted on Donna Wood's front lawn in Southbridge, Massachusetts.
Rubbers , Rubbers here ...Asia is facing a huge shortage of condoms
Free Love ???..The bassist for Phish Mike Gordon is in hot water over an alleged early morning encounter with a 9-year-old girl after a Dead concert at Jones Beach.
Sweet weeping baby Jesus help us... It's the Moon Song
A Flash movie that has it all - blood, gore, vulgarity, Santa Claus naked, single frames of plumpers porn, barnyard animals, bad music, projectile fecal matter, and worst of all, Rosie O'Donnell!
Police in Spain say they've arrested a serial mugger who would apologize after robbing women - and ask the women to spit at him
So, what will they call him?....do you want your kid to get beaten up everyday ?
Batman is beating people unconsious on London streets ....no really !
Monday, August 18, 2003
Rich's Tuesday Tidbits
I have this opportunity to express my views freely by contributing to this site that many people dont and will never have so I figure why not use this to help everyone out .
First off , here is last week's Contest Photo
And the winner is DK with the funny quote : " Hooters after Shooters, please dont drink "
Second place went to Terri B with the quote : "The bingo club went to Hooter's for lunch."
Third place went to Deathstick with : " The retired Hooters girls reunion hits Mardi Gras. Thousands blinded. News at 11 "
There was NO contest winners column this week but I knew that already because he emailed me and told me he was going away ...no biggie .
Opie and Anthony may ride again on satellite radio....looks like I will be getting Satellite radio soon .
Warning: Nipples ahead...
Okay, those of you working in "politically correct" offices, fair warning: There are visible nipples in today's column.
Ouch! Walter McKinney was hospitalized after his face caught fire while demonstrating his fire-breathing act to friends.
See if you can win a hot dog eating contest.
Got a partner who snores? Get him/her a Sleep Angel so they can look really foolish in bed.
Serves 'em right: Two (stupid) teenagers who drove around Pittsburgh shooting passers-by with paint balls were themselves shot with real bullets when they picked the wrong people to shoot.
Here's a new variation of "giving the finger" (It's a Japanese page, but you can skip the font installation to just view the photo)
Okay, now for the nipples. Remember I told you about the "liquid latex" pasties being used by the dancers at Keepers in Milford because of the City's new idiotic ordinance? Well, here's a photo to show you how they are abiding by the letter of the law by using a fully opaque covering. It's a good thing they are wearing these, because crime will now come to a screeching halt and property values will rise dramatically as a result.
Rich's Monday Super Column
Happy Monday everyone , Welcome back to another week of fun and lets get it started .....
HUH ??? ..Soldiers kill journalist after mistaking his camera for rocket launcher in Iraq
Now im not a NASCAR fan at all but this one was too funny ...(cue the dueling banjos music) ....Driver Jimmy Spencer hit Kurt Busch after the race from behind with his car then got out and start fist fighting . Frigin Rednecks !
TCD forum member Mr Asswipe has a band called Kimono Draggin , check there site and if you can check them out live also , He told me it was a mix between Iggy Pop & Talking Heads..ohh , that's gotta be good !
Dont ask why , just go with it ......Fat Chicks in Party Hats !
Drew Barrymore's ex-husband Tom Green has embarked on his search for a new woman by posting an ad on the internet.
Your the Man now dog ....Sean Connery says so !
Sunday, August 17, 2003
Some Mid-Sunday stuff...
Another serial sniper? Police in West Virginia fear that three sniper shootings in the past five days could be the work of a "copy cat" sniper.
You're never too old to rob a bank: Police have arrested a 91-year-old man suspected of robbing an Abilene bank, possibly making him the oldest bank robber in U.S. history. Here's more from TheSmokingGun.com
A woman in Germany says she still loves her boyfriend even though he bit her nose off.
A Canadian stripper has sued the National Enquirer, saying the paper defamed her in an article that they published stating she had sex with actor Ben Affleck.
What a way to go: A man who was despondent about a co-worker not being interested in him in the way he was interested in her, tied a nylon rope around his neck and to a lamp-post and drove off in his car. He was decapitated.
Build a better condom and they will beat a path to your door: A Michigan man has filed a patent on a new type of condom that includes an elastic band that wraps around the scrotum to prevent the condom from slipping or leaking.
Actor Tom Sizemore was convicted of domestic violence, criminal threats and obscene phone calls stemming from his relationship with ex-girlfriend and onetime "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss.
What's with all these guys cutting off their penises lately? A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex.
Anna Kournikova has agreed to become a tourism ambassador for an infamous Thai resort renowned for its sex industry.
What an idiot: A U.S. marine is in the brig for using a Pentagon credit card to buy herself a car and a boob-job.
Thursday, August 14, 2003
Rich's Friday Jam
No column yesterday because I was too busy in Mystic at 7am being on the national television show " CBS Early Show " up in Mystic . They were doing a piece on Newfoundlands and water rescue dogs and the Newfoundland Club of New England asked everyone with Newfoundlands who were interested in being on TV showing their dogs in water rescue situations to come down ...We went down at 7am and they starting filming . Me , my daughter and my dog were in the main shot as they were interviewing the president of the club for about 5 mins, it was really cool day for us and the dogs .
During the first couple hours of the Blackout , A guy got through to crank call ABC World News Tonight and kept plugging his website ...funny stuff...here's the website ( Thanks Vinnie)
Arnolds movie's might be going "hasta la vista baby" because federal rules requiring local TV stations to provide equal air time to all candidates free of charge will apply to Schwarzenegger movies. If films like "The Terminator", "Total Recall" or even "Kindergarten Cop" air on TV, all of the nearly 250 other opponents could demand the same amount of time for free.
I just want to say this about this whole Blackout thing because I dont really want to beat this story to death and if you havent heard about it yet , you really are in the dark .....Here's my point , If this thing had happened 15 years ago , there would have been fires and looting like you have never seen before , As Americans you should be proud of the effort of our citizens to keep control in a time of crisis...Im Proud to be an American today
Across the Atlantic on a gallon of gas
Get your boots ready: Scientists are predicting that the Arctic ice cap will melt completely within the next century.
Daryl Hannah is baring it all for Playboy. She's be in the November issue.
Finally! Malaysian officials just passed a new law that forbids people to wash clothes, cook or light fires in public toilets.
I use "My Yahoo!" as my home page. For the past two days, I can log in, but it loads a blank page. I have cleared my cache, cleared cookies, flushed my DNS and I still have a blank page. I even have a second Yahoo! ID. Same thing happens with that one. Any of you fellow geeks have any idea what could be causing it?
This is fun: See if you can catch flies with chopsticks.
Jill Merry and Adrian Burwell began dating last November. They got engaged in May. But the first time they kiss will be Aug. 16, on their wedding day. Aw, how sweet, if you're a fucking mutant! Overly religious people scare me.
Nice top. (I know it's not see through as usual, but it's still nice.)
Police in Reno, Nevada pulled over a man driving a motorized bar stool.
The iBOT Mobility System, a wheelchair that uses sensors and gyroscopes to navigate stairs while balancing on two wheels just got FDA approval. It was invented by the same guy who brought you the Segway.
Angelina Jolie looking hot.
A Japanese company has developed a 'painless' hypodermic needle modeled after a mosquito's stinger. Since when are mosquito bites painless?
Got money to burn? How about an "ejection seat" ride. It's only $97,500.
A German man failed an drunk driving test the other day, but his dog executed all of the commands perfectly, including a 360 degree turn as his master staggered and fell.
Okay, I'm beginning to get pissed. There are well over 200 members of the Adult Image Group and only handful of photos posted. If you folks want to see photos, you better start posting some.
While I'm at it, what's going on with the TDC Photo Challenge? Not a single entry. Don't any of you have cameras? You don't even need to show a face for this challenge. C'mon. Let's go!
Finally, I want to welcome my and Laurie's friend Jamie to TDC for the first time. Enjoy!
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
Last day for nipples in Milford...
Has you computer rebooted on it's own? I'm sure you've heard there's a new computer virus going around.
Theodore Kaczynski wants the U.S. government to return a pipe bomb and other items seized from his Montana cabin so that they can be used for "research."
An American woman has paid $35,000 at a charity auction to kiss Sharon Stone. $35,000 to kiss Sharon Stone? Thats' bit much, no?
Two teenage girls are accusing raucous rapper Snoop Dogg of offering them marijuana and "ecstasy" to flash for his X-rated "Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style" video.
The rap group "Insane Clown Posse" has been named the worst group of all time by "Blender" magazine.
A homeless woman in California won the $91 million lotto jackpot.
Jackass star Johnny Knoxville has quit the show after MTV was forced to cut out some of the more outrageous stunts from the series.
The Penthouse Boutique is officially licensed and open for business. Go down there and buy something, anything, just to give the Archdiocese of Milford a nice little "fuck you."
And, it's the last day for exposed nipples at Keepers (also in Milford). Starting Thursday, the dancers will be "wearing" painted on liquid latex on their nipples. With latex, you can still see everything, although it is opaque and therefore in full compliance with the new ordinance. I can't wait to see how the Archdiocese of Milford accepts deals with that work-around.
Rich's Humpday Happenings
Did anyone else watch The Osbournes season finale last night , It was really cool and if you didnt Im sure MTV will run it 2000 more times so make sure you get to see it ...It's worth it .
I am in full Fantasy Football swing , So to the guys in my league who read this column , Your all dead men !!!
Dont forget your CONTEST PICTURE entries
A flasher who danced in front of two women wearing a pink Lycra bikini was being hunted by police today. A computer-generated image has been released of the sex pest whose bizarre behaviour suggested he may strike again..why bother ?
Hipster Bingo... Print it out and leave it laying around a swanky bar near you.
Whack a Mole ...Literally
Get out the Bug Spray ....Cockaroaches ruin this guys record domino attempt, people still do domino attempt ?
Faceparty, a euphemism for thousands of pictures of ugly people.
Now how would they ever know this ??.... The 5,300-year-old "Iceman" discovered in 1991 in the Italian Alps was killed by one or more assailants in a fight that lasted at least two days, according to evidence obtained by sophisticated DNA testing and old-fashioned detective work
Star Wars guitars, for the ultimate in geek rock hotness
Hmmm ??? ..Juilian Green, a resident of Great Britian, has been acquitted of charges that he downloaded child pornography from the Internet. The ordeal began for Mr. Green in 2001 when his 7-year-old daughter told him something had changed their homepage to "something not very nice."
The Quotation Page: Every popular quote you could ever imagine, in a searchable archive.
Ahh, the wound gallery. You might want to pass on this one if you're easily frightened.
Rapper and actress Eve, who enjoyed a brief career as a stripper when she was a teenager, maintains that the x-rated photo that has surfaced on the internet is a fake
This is the craziset Ebay item I have seen in a while .....
Monday, August 11, 2003
Rich's Contest Winners Column
We finally have a person who knows what the winning the Contest is all about and knows how to utilize his victory to put what he wants in his column, and this weeks winner did just that.
First off , here is last week's contest photo
And the winner was Thor13 with the funny quote : " Okay, you can get off now, the squeak's not coming from here!...... "
Second place went to ourpinkhouse with : "Don't ever, EVER eat the last donut without asking me first."
And a third place tie went to Edmilnes with : "Hal, I'm ready.....Hal?... Hal !!! Damn I'm wet as a waterspout and horny as a goat and that man is sneakin off some where again. Hal!!! Hal !!!!!!
And Oakhill113 with : "New HMO guidelines are getting more strict with costs, yet more lenient with Gynacological examinations."
I was going to do a column today but Thor's column is good , I dont want to bury it by doing one too so im going to post this weeks contest photo and let you all enjoy Thor's Column ...Great Job Thor .
Here is this week's CONTEST PHOTO
And send all entries to email@example.com
Thor13's Winning Column
First of all, the contest can wait! I would like to thank Pete and Laurie for posting those awesome shots of Laurie...
Okay now, I would like to thank Richie and all others involved in my nomination for "PHOTO CAPTION WINNER OF THE WEEK!". I don't care what anyone says - winning is everything. Why just yesterday, I let it slip at a Restaurant that I was the Daily Column "PHOTO CAPTION WINNER OF THE WEEK" and I was able to get a table just like that! Of course my wife has to try and ruin it by telling me that McDonalds always has available seating, but hey, it was special to me.
Okay, lets git skootin'!
Bet you were wondering what was on Yahoo on August 12th 1997! Put most any web address in at this site and it will bring up an archived page
Just replace thor13 with your favorite target
For those Madlib lovers out there
Tried of the same old browsers? Give this one a try. It has some nice features.
Dangerous place, people have been known to go here and never be seen again
A place that sounds dirty, but it's not..
Great place for the kids, my daughter loved it here...
Honey, I thing the walls are moving...
Need some help with that leaky skylight, or a constipated dog? Go here.
Need to know how to get protein stains out of curtains? Try these folks
Just a great place for some funny pictures.
Now I know where these guys got their idea for these little smiley faces..
Nice views on this site
Just tryin' to help a brother out.
Ladies and Gentlemen, (mostly for the ladies) The next Governor of
Nice, soft & warm, with a great view too...
You'll need a strong stomach for some of this
New in town? Looking for a place to drop some singles?..
If you can't find what you're into here, then it's probably not legal and by the way, - yuck!
And finally... Pete, I found this picture of a Milford resident. And if you don't mind my saying, if this is what porn shops bring, than fuck yeah, let's shut em all down....
Later all !!!
Happy Monday to all
Tough justice: What do they do to drug smugglers in Saudi Arabia? They behead them.
"Nipples" was the topic of the week last week, this week, 684 women and their children in California held a mass breast-feed to mark World Breast-feeding Week.
The Oklahoma Health Department is testing a squirrel for rabies after four people reported being attacked by it.
Russian cosmonaut Yuri Malenchenko who's living aboard the international space station, married his bride, Ekaterina Dmitriev, in the first wedding ever conducted from space.
Jesse Ventura has some advice for Arnold.
An Australian government-funded relationship support group is encouraging older women to explore lesbian relationships, which were seen as more nurturing and emotionally supportive.
Nearly 170 wild Chihuahuas facing death at a Los Angeles-area animal shelter have been spared by a judge releasing them into the custody of actor Gregory Peck's former daughter-in-law, who runs a Chihuahua rescue operation.
When was the last time the sale of an adult movie caused a terrorist attack? Get a life, Ashcroft.
Cookie Monsters: A fight over a box of cookies killed two women and injured seven others in a remote area of northwestern Pakistan.
What's up with the Adult Image galleries? All of you who have joined the adult image group (nearly 200 now) need to start posting photos. Looking alone is not enough. Get posting folks.
Sunday, August 10, 2003
Rich's Monday Super Column
Happy Monday everyone , Well the rain didnt stay away liked we hoped but come mid week we will say bye bye to all this shitty weather and finish out our summer strong ( oh please , please ).
Crazy night Saturday night at The Reef, Lets just say Mardi Gras got nothing on us ...I got the pics !!!
I got sent something I want all of you who are sitting at your desks or standing reading this ...here's what you do :
While sitting or standing, make CLOCKWISE circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Note: Make sure your foot continues to go in the Clockwise direction
Can you do it ????
Ok , let's do it ......
Actor Gregory Hines, who starred in films such as White Nights and The Cotton Club, has died of cancer at the age of 57.
Tons of games , this should waste a couple hours of your work day ....your welcome .
If you dont have a name for your Fantasy Football team yet , this guy will franchise his out to you ...for a price ( im sorry I forgot who sent me this but thanks)
Ummmm...What ???...I hope im not the only one who is lost after looking at this .
German and Israeli diplomats have lashed out at a Hong Kong fashion company for using swastikas and other Nazi party symbols in a clothing line and to decorate its chain of stores. The firm, which calls itself www.izzue.com., produced a range of T-shirts and pants with Nazi symbols printed on them. One T-shirt has a portrait of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler standing on a laurel.
Could you ever resort to selling your ass?
This has to be the dumbest person on the face of the earth ...An Air France co-pilot was arrested Friday night at John F. Kennedy International Airport after he told security he had a bomb in his shoe
I am actually speechless for the first time in my life ...speechless ?!@#
For all you office people ...This is Fucked Company
See you all tommorow .....
Saturday, August 09, 2003
Rich's Weekend Round up
Happy Weekend Everyone , I hope the rain keep away for all of you to have a semi dry weekend and have some fun outdoors for a change .
The Forums have been going great lately , Lots of new people contributing with great views on the topics ..If you havent yet ..JOIN !
Ok lets do a little diddy to hold you for the weekend ...
See, It isnt just Milford ....A North Hollywood wholesaler of adult films has been charged by the Justice Department with violating federal obscenity laws. This charge is the first of what is expected to be a large number of cases against purveyors of pornography
Horseballs! Get yer Horseballs here!
WTF ?...This is unreal , just read it
I have always wondered how they put those ships in the bottles ....Now I know .
A woman in Deltona, Fla., was arrested Thursday when she confessed to performing sexual acts on a 5-year-old child after incriminating videotapes were found in her garbage.
Don't know if Ben Affleck or Jennifer Lopez were listening to Howard Stern's nationally syndicated radio funfest Thursday, but if they did, they got quite an earful--as did the rest of America!
Play the Pimp game. Test your might !
A MAN who murdered his wife by ramming a television antenna into her skull was not abusive and truly loved her ..hehe
World Sauna Championships - try beat the Finns, who have successfully sweated their way to glory for four years running...bastards !
Why dont you go and jiggle your balls ....huh ?
What an Asshole !!....FOUL-mouthed Colin Farrell says he wants to call his baby son FOKKER. The Irishman — notorious for his use of the F-word — said the name would be perfect for the lad when he is born next month.
This always puts me in a peaceful mood...ahhhhhhhhhhhh .
Some kind of random quote generator. Seems like there aren't many quotes in there, so contribute...then join the forums .
It was a Christmas gift with an X-rated surprise inside. An Ohio couple is suing Best Buy over a camcorder they bought for their son. It turns out that the digital camcorder contained videotaped scenes of men engaged in sex
Come here and pull my finger .....haha
Christina is a sexy little jezebel.
Friday, August 08, 2003
Scientist have discovered how some insects can walk on water.
Ouch! A federal judge Wednesday ordered eBay to pay $29.5 million to a Virginia inventor who accused the company of stealing his ideas.
That 1963 G.I. Joe prototype doll that I told you about a few weeks ago sold at auction for $200,000.
Sad story with a happy ending: A year-old Basenji mix was placed into a city gas chamber to be euthanized with other unwanted or unclaimed dogs. When they opened the door, he was standing there with his tail wagging.
Microsoft is preparing new versions of its mouse that users will be able to scroll horizontally as well as vertically. Why don't they already do that?
In case you were wondering, no you should not horse around with a nail gun!
This is a weird one: A San Francisco police lieutenant who used an air pistol to pop balloons that kept a chicken stuck in power lines is being investigated for possibly breaking department rules by firing a nonregulation weapon.
Check out the Milford Weekly newspaper's website. It's been blank like this for over a week. Maybe 10,000 of you going there today will get them to fix it.
Unbelievable: A mechanic is suing a clinic and two doctors, claiming they removed his penis and testicles without consulting him after they mistakenly thought he had cancer.
The military is looking into using blimps in the "war" on terrorism. They would be equipped with cutting-edge sensors and high-resolution cameras that could scour the landscape or oceans.
A Florida woman thought she was getting a certified check for $85 but her bank mistakenly made it out for more than $48.7 million.
There are 95 members in the Adult Image Group and only 11 photos have been posted so far. C'mon folks, start posting photos. That's what it's there for.
Okay, enjoy the weekend. And ladies, keep those nipples covered if you're anywhere near Milford.
Thursday, August 07, 2003
A note about nipples...
First, a note about nipples: I guess a few folks emailed us about having nipples on the front page of the Column yesterday. This site is definitely not the New York Times, and I would not consider it "safe for work." We've had nudity before, and we'll certainly have it again. So, if you're working in one of those "politically correct" offices you may not want to visit TDC. Better yet, find another place to work. Who the hell wants to work at a place where you can get in trouble for having nipples on your screen?
Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna run for Governor. How the hell are they gonna fit "Schwarzenegger for Governor" on a bumper sticker?
Oh, and Gary Coleman, star of the 1980s sitcom 'Diff'rent Strokes,' is also a candidate. Coleman is quoted as saying “I am probably the most unqualified person to run for governor, but I’m willing to do it as a goof if you are.”
Scientists in Italy say they have created the world's first cloned horse.
Hip-hop clothing maker 205 Flava Inc. say they secretly paid Ruben Studdard to wear the company's bright jerseys on "American Idol."
Oops! Trained hawks that NYC uses to keep pigeons from making a mess on visitors in a park have been grounded because one of the birds mistook a Chihuahua as its lunch.
Thanks to the Patriot Act, a federal judge sentenced a man to a year in prison Monday for creating an anarchist Web site with links to sites on how to build bombs. Arrested for linking to other websites? Um, go to Google and type in "how to make a pipe bomb." Shouldn't the folks at Google be arrested too?
That "spray-on stockings" stuff I posted about a few weeks ago has hit the mainstream news.
Check out this life-size cow sculpted from butter.
Finally, a group of actresses in Auckland, New Zealand appeared topless in an impromptu parade in an effort to change society's attitudes on bare breasts in public. Good for them. You go girls!
Just a shortie today cause I am very tired .......
Ozzy Osbourne’s kids give him breath-tests to expose his boozing
Don't pour out dat 40oz, yo! Now you can give it up fo yo fallen homies Pac, Biggie, and Easy-E by gettin' they PEZ dispensah! Werd!
Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis? Gary Coleman, the 4-foot 8-inch actor is a candidate for California governor too.
Jailbait or Legal? (complete with appropriate MIDI file...)
TOURIST Hazel Swinden got closer to the sharks than she planned when she visited the Sydney Aquarium..The tank they were in exploded.
Prodigy's website. Let it load, hit Level 2(GUN).
There's one stripper who takes off more than her clothes - she strips off her skin, too. At least it looks that way. The show is complete with dripping red stage blood.
It was only a matter of time ....Jennifer Lopez has reportedly dumped fiancé Ben Affleck following claims Affleck spent a night at a strip club while on location in Canada
Umm.. Hmm. This is *technically* safe for work... but... hrm...
More than half of all men are so exhausted after a day in the office they would rather have an extra hour's sleep than more sex..YEAH RIGHT ?
Wednesday, August 06, 2003
Nipples are pure evil
I'll be chatting about this Milford fiasco on and off for a long time, so get used to it. Today's subject is nipples.
The City of Milford's new adult ordinance requires exotic dancers to cover their nipples. The rest of their breasts may remain visible because, well, they don't have an answer for that. Anyway, as we all know, an exposed nipple, inside an enclosed, age-restricted club, which is not visible to general public causes people to commit horrible crimes and lowers everyones' property values.
In Milford, you see, nipples are pure evil and they must be covered so as not to call attention to them. Now, look at the two photos below. Which state of dress draws more attention to the nipples?
Coming up in the next installment of Milford Idiocy, ass cheeks.
Okay, on to some other stuff...
U.S. military officials are investigating an outbreak of a mysterious "pneumonia-like" illness that has claimed the lives of two American soldiers in Iraq.
A huge blaze destroyed the Jim Beam warehouse in Bardstown, Kentucky and claimed one million gallons of bourbon. There were no serious injuries.
A Connecticut-based Web site that spoofs the computer programming industry by offering chimpanzees and baboons to work was asked to remove references to the Iowa Primate Learning Sanctuary (which has absolutely no sense of humor).
Another example of how not to parent: In France, the father of two tennis players was arrested for having poisoned his son's opponent by slipping a drug into his water bottle shortly before a match. The opponent died.
Another (very) overdue library book story: Emily Canellos-Simms paid $345.14 for a book that was, get this, 47 years overdue.
Tongue lovers: Here's a bunch of female celebrity tongue photos.
Hey folks, let's get some more photos posted in the Album. It's really easy to do. Oh, you Adult Image Group members, that goes for you too!
Rich's Humpday Happenings
What's Up Everyone ..The Kobe Bryant trial starts tommorw at 6pm , make sure you tune in to see this fiasco .
I came across some of these weird laws surfin' the net yesterday... What crack monkey came up with these?
A Powerball winner who has donated more than $3 million of his record winnings to churches was drinking at a strip club when $545,000 was stolen out of his car ..Sinner
Scientists say they have measured a slight but significant rise in the percentage of small babies born to women who were around the World Trade Center during or after the terror attack
Beatallica ....Beatles tunes done Metallica style
Project X Sky, by the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. Apparently it's not a joke.
Eminem has disproved the notion that white boys can't rap. White girls, on the other hand, have had almost zero impact on the genre in its 30-year history...until now !!
Pretend you're in prison and make a license plate from any state.
Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has called for a "National Prayer Day" on August 5 to "pray for the death of [FOX News Channel host] Bill O'Reilly."
So you say you want to direct your very own porn movie ??..Go ahead .
Only in CT ...A 30-year-old man is under arrest, accused of making his 8-year-old son drink vomit
Heather Graham topless ..just for you Dave .
Tuesday, August 05, 2003
Rich's Tuesday Stuff
I just got around to reading Sunday's newspaper last night and I was reading about Uconn's new 90 million dollar football field and the rules they have set for it during football games , are you ready for this ??
#1 - No Tailgating during the games
Do you know what all this means for Uconn ?..No fans at the games in their new 90 million dollar stadium.
Contest Picture , keep those entries coming .
A federal judge sentenced a man to a year in prison Monday for creating an anarchist Web site with links to sites on how to build bombs. ..Umm, hello first amendment ??
Now this is what Peter should have brought to the Milford Town Meeting last night .
A Connecticut grandmother was charged yesterday with robbing two banks in Lansing, Mich. - not far from the town where her son works as a cop
One Question : Why ?
If your a student in Cambodia , Dont get caught cheating on your test or youll have to deal with the Flying Tiger Commandos.
Me & Peter have got to sit down to get some merchandising going .....
Kathy and Roger Hageman fell in love with a home in Ute, Iowa, buying it before they saw the interior....MISTAKE !!
Play Park Life ..fun game .
The San Diego Chicken is now pinching 5 year olds ....I cant believe I just wrote that ?
Kate Hudson Topless Sunbathing ..
Only one post...
The City of Milford Board of Aldermen passed their new "adult" ordinance last night.
Let the litigation begin! (This is gonna be fun.)
Monday, August 04, 2003
Great time Friday night.
Everyone have a nice weekend?
I had a great time Friday night with some of the Forum regulars. It was nice meeting all of you. (And nice to see those of you I had already met.)
Here's a cool photo of an F-18. A similar shot has been going around the net for a few years, but this is a new one.
Ouch!! A 36-year-old, drunken flasher in Croatia pushed his penis through a hole in a woman's fence, and her dog bit it!
Sad, but an appropriate photo. Buckle up folks. Not cuz it's the law, but cuz it could save your life.
German police have arrested a man for firing potatoes at passers-by with a home-made bazooka.
Mike Tyson, once estimated to be worth at least $300 million, has filed for bankruptcy.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays' announcer for Spanish-language radio is blind.
Yuck! In Cape Coral, Florida, utility workers mistakenly hooked up four homes to the city's wastewater instead of its purified drinking water. I'll bet the water tasted like shit.
Yum! Kelly Kaufman ate more than 4 pounds of Rocky Mountain Oysters (bull's balls) to defeat 15 other contestants and take home $3,000 in prize money.
Ladies: Ever wonder how that rock star measures up? Well, here's the long and short of it.
Rich's Monday Super Column
Thanks to everyone who showed up friday to make this outing of the DC the best yet , It was so nice to fianlly put some faces with the names ....
Ok It's about that time ....
Call it the moth-er of all headaches. A Scottish woman who heard buzzing sounds in her head is said to be horrified after discovering a moth had taken up residence inside her ear for four days
Accidental Nudity: Mostly old stuff here, but it's nice to have a look anyway.
Revenge is a motherfucker !
Kids, there so innocent ....In a rare public appearance since he was accused of rape, basketball star Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa attended the 2003 Teen Choice Awards, where he was picked as the favorite male athlete.
This is classic ..Perverted moments in (old) video games
Seen the new Missy Elliot - Madonna Gap commercial ??..well there was some tension behind the scenes .
This better be a joke but I dont think so .
Create your own Zelda game. I feel my life slipping away.
SHOUT,SHOUT,SHOUT ,shout at the hooker .....Former Motley Crue singer Vince Neil has been charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly attacking a prostitute at a brothel last month
Arnold vs Larry Flynt ....hahaha
This a picture for all of you loggers out there .
I get all the scoops ....Hollywood's hottest romance is in big trouble -- Ben Affleck cheated on his fiancé Jennifer Lopez, having sex with strippers during a wild all night party
Friday, August 01, 2003
Rich's Friday Jam
This is my 4th attempt at a column today , my computer keeps freezing so if you see this ...it didnt freeze.
Big Congrats goes out to the Sirchief family on thier new addition of the little sirchief , just try to remember what sleep was like because you wont be getting any of that for about a year .
Tonight is TDC get together at Stonebridge , if your our and about stop down and say hello .
Small one cause it is noontime ....
PULL !!...poor fluffy ...PULL !!
Mill Valley's newest 500 employees work cheap, start early, stay late and never gripe about where their office is located. That's because the employees are all goats.
A Lego robot that can solve a Rubick's cube. I think we've found our replacement for Jambo.
Britney Spears and Aston Kutcher are slated to star in "Dukes of Hazzard" the movie ...first off why the hell is there going to be a dukes of hazzard movie ?
Use an old computer to make your own alcohol.
Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop...why is this even something ?
A baker's shop in Sweden has been reported for racial discrimination for selling a popular sweet by its traditional Swedish name -- Negro ball.
Welcome to the Internet. No one here likes you.
Welcome to the Ms NoSwimsuit 2002 - The World Finals 2002 At Hedonism II
Curiosity didn't kill one stowaway cat. An 8-week-old kitten rode unharmed for 220 miles while crouched under the hood of a car.
Ok , have a good weekend .
Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Sirchief...
First off, congrats to TDC Member Sirchief and Mom on the birth of their brand new son, Ben! (TDC Members-only)
The informant who led U.S. troops to Saddam Hussein's two sons will receive a $30 million reward.
The Malaysian government has overturned a religious court's ruling that Muslim men can divorce their wives through text messages on mobile phones. So, no more quickie SMS divorces in Malaysian.
A man in Norway confessed to have driven under the influence of alcohol but was later acquitted because he was drunk when he made his confession. Huh?
Here's the closest I've seen to Britney being nude.
Now this is cool: Austrian extreme parachutist Felix Baumgartner crossed the English Channel in a free fall from an altitude of 32,000 feet, wearing a carbon fiber wing fixed on his back.
A post office in Lilburn, Georgia was evacuated after a mail carrier came across a suspicious, vibrating package. X-rays revealed the box contained, you guessed it, a vibrator.
Finally! John Poindexter, the Iran-Contra scandal figure who headed two criticized Pentagon projects, including one that would have enabled investors to profit by predicting terrorist attacks, will quit his post within weeks. Adiós!
Hey, the Orange Volunteer Fireman's Carnival started last night and continues through Sunday. It's a great carnival so grab the kids and go.
Enjoy the weekend.
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