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Tuesday, September 30, 2003Rich's Tuesday TackleboxOne day back and I am in full swing again . My house got robbed Here is something I should have seen before this happened..Protect yourself This is one I should have seen before I ate that last donut , how to get rid of those Love Handles . A U.S. pentecostal minister has pleaded guilty to robbing banks from Maine to Massachusetts of more than $10,000 ..uhh huh , first children now banks ? Canada "one-ups" the Segway! Some people should not be able to reproduce...The 13-year-old accused of smothering his infant sister under a stack of pillows simply tried to stop her crying the way his mother did Pooping for the 21st century! Ah, it's a great time to be alive... UMM WHAT ? ..BIOLOGIST Dmitri Ivanov secretly cloned his cancer-riddled wife Katrina in 1965, in an experiment that seemed to end happily when he married the dead woman's genetic duplicate just days after she turned 18 Get your own Tarot card reading... from a Lego... This is very cool ..Armless man gets prosthetics controlled by his mind Someone please get this and tell me if it works ... Just ask WHY ? ...Drinks at the Sourtoe Cocktail Club in Northern Canada don't come with a candied cherry or an olive but a pickled human toe - and many a drunken customer has accidentally swallowed the gory accessory. Hmmm! What does Christina's button say? I believe she has! No, it's not the other dark meat. Baltimore health officials say a patron of a Popeye's restaurant bit into a mouse that had been fried along with the chicken. Such a cute little bouncing bear. (warning: video kinda "grizzly") This kid better practice ...A high school quarterback said four teammates attacked him and left him with a broken jaw over his performance during a junior varsity game See ya manyana peeps !
Monday, September 29, 2003Thanks Jambo!Thank you Jambo for a job well done. I dunno if Richie's back yet. Guess I'll find out in the morning. Let's see. What's going on? Of course, Singer Robert Palmer died over the weekend. Director Elia Kazan died on Sunday. He was 94. Kazan was a controversial after he went before the House Committee on Un-American Activities during the McCarthy era, and named names. A tree branch hit a Swiss power line and helped trigger a massive blackout in almost all of Italy on Sunday. Wow! Five people were injured and two houses were gutted when a meteorite crashed to earth in eastern India. A teenage con artist using Internet auction sites tricked people into sending him money to buy cellular phones and instead mailed them bricks. A Virginia man is suing a construction company, whose workers pinned him inside a portable toilet with a bulldozer. Four high school students in Ohio lay in critical condition Friday - two of them on life-support - after eating the seeds of the jimson weed - a hallucinogenic weed. I knew nothing about jimson weed. Here's a good summary. In Clinton, Connecticut, James Perry stole the name and identity of a neighbor who turned out to be a convicted sex offender. What an idiot. WTF? Wanda Hudson is suing a storage company who, she claims, locked her inside her storage unit for 63 days. Im Baaaaaaack .....Well im back from my vacation from the Outer Banks of North Carolina and let me tell you it was awesome . We had fantastic weather the whole time and spent a large majority sitting by the pool , drinking corona's and playing with my kids. It is amazing how different the weather is from here to there , has to be 15-20 degrees difference . Thanks to Peter and Jambo for keeping the ship from hitting an iceburg while I was sunning my fat ass on the beach , but Im back so lets get down to buisness ..... I might repeat a couple of these because I forgot what I put up before I left so bear with me ..... This was the house we stayed in , It was incredible. An Elevator in the house , A hot tub, 5 bedrooms , pool table , just all silly shit ! China has banned commercials for feminine hygiene products and haemorrhoid ointments and other items deemed unappetising during meal times Can you say Foolish ?...How about stupid ?....do it now ! A Police sergeant was fired after he showed World's Wildest Street Fights as a training video ...wierd huh ? I, for one, welcome our new deformed frog overlords. Oh, Megaman my hero, why have you forsaken me! A Pennsylvania man on a trans-Atlantic flight smeared blood on passengers, groped a 15-year-old girl, foamed at the mouth and attacked two U.S. air marshals before being brought under control...now this is grounds for pilots to have guns if there ever was one. This is How Silly Putty works, and how to create your own. Teens Accused Of Making "girls-gone-wild" Porn Video with high school girls..ohh how I wish I was back in high school ..aaahhhh Ladies and gentlemen, the fight that's been 14 years in the making... Nearly half of Canadian lovers fake orgasms, far more than in most of the world, says a new survey from a condom maker...Damn you Canada ! Spamhaus.org lists the names of spammers, along with addresses and aliases. A FRENCHMAN lived for four years with the body of his dead mother who he pretended was still alive in order to receive her pension..What a La Douchebag ! ...and just when I couldn't take it anymore, I changed the music Say What ? ....HEART patients, diabetics and people suffering kidney failure soon could be able to grow designer arteries inside their own bodies What was that one great line from Anal Adventures of Suzy Super Slut 2? ...Oh yeah... This cant be any good...A fired airport worker claims that Southwest Airlines relied on untrained cleaning crews to conduct security searches of its planes after September 2001 Jessica Simpson has a little NIP out ..oops !~ Here is good site full of Celebrity nudes and non nudes ..... Ok , See you all tommorow !
Sunday, September 28, 2003JAMBO!!! And the hangover cure...Stuff today is designed to try to ease you through your hangover today... JOIN THE DISCUSSION FORUMS ALREADY!!! Interactive penguins. Can you can pick 'em up, toss 'em, make 'em fly?!? Remember ZORK? Here's that classic game as a 404 screen. Yes, it works. Ultra smart, cyborg physicist Stephen Hawking is a gangsta rapper?!? Owwww, my brain hurts.... Mmmmmmmmm.....BOOBIES..... Bust a cap in some televangelist ass! It spurred some hot debate in the forums...does obesity mean that the fat person is just dumb and lazy? A new Yale study shows that even healthcare professionals show some bias toward the obese... The judge who knocked down the "Do Not Call List" is enrolled... Let's talk BIG BALLS: bowling ball mortar! Now that looks like fun! Online home of digital pinup diva Dita! We have discussed the topic of "getting even" with other people. A great book by George Hayduke and a revolting attempt at revenge featuring rotten meat. Some fun stories from Ananova.com: Like limericks? Well that's about all I got this time around. Hope you enjoyed your little "taste of Jambo". Notice it's in quotes, folks, nobody should take that seriously..well except to Skittle and Taint. And maybe Buffy and AIM. But nobody else. Well, except for Blinky The Lurker Extradorinaire: but he can just eat me! Lateron! Saturday, September 27, 2003JAMBO's Weekend JamThanks to Richie's vacation and Peter's generosity, today's column is coming to you in "Jambo-vision". To those of you reading the columns, but not involved in the discussions: YOU ARE MISSING HALF THE FUN!!! Join already...it's easy, it's free, we play (mostly) nice with newcomers. The "worthless" word of the day. The search engine world will never be the same: GOOGLE-WHACKING! Happy Rosh Hashanah to our Jewish brothers and sisters! Looks like a link-a-palooza: Of course www.warrenzevon.com and one of the many good fansites out there.
Although I am accused in the forums of looking up my own name on Google, I actually use AllTheWeb for most of my day-to-day searches as well as this site for searching all the big ones all at once. Shopping online? You need the promotional discount codes! Booking travel? Everyone knows Expedia, Travelocity, Hotels.com, but you should try Concierge.com for recommendations. Music: Chick bands and the "Alternative" scene.
Just like the name says: religioustolerance.org Because I need to be a larger geek, I am buying a scooter. Continuing... , some random , miscellaneous links for you to explore .
No wife or girlfriend? Porn here. And here. And here. And here. Don't sprain anything! Friday, September 26, 2003Finally FridayNigerian single mother Amina Lawal was cleared of adultery by an Islamic court, releasing her from a sentence that she be stoned to death. The world's largest hot cross bun. Nearly half of Canadian lovers fake orgasms, and lots of men are among the fakers, says a new survey from a condom maker. How exactly does a male fake an orgasm? If food is on the floor less than five seconds, is it really safe to eat it? For the geeks: Thirty years ago today, Canada secured a place in computing history. A small Toronto company, Micro Computer Machines Inc., announced a rather remarkable new machine: the MCM/70. Here’s how one of eBay’s most notorious scammers does it. China has banned commercials for feminine hygiene products and hemorrhoid ointments and other items deemed unappetizing during meal times So just how much room is there in a Mini Cooper? Check out this shadow puppet video. It's hilarious. Did I post this nice top yet? I don't remember. How about this one? Did I already post those. Am I loosing my memory? I'm sure I have posted this before, but it's still funny. Children's books that never made it. Don't forget, the 84th annual Durham Fair Durham Fair is this weekend. Enjoy the weekend. Thursday, September 25, 2003"Do not call" law struck downA federal judge has ruled that the Federal Trade Commission overstepped its authority in creating the national "do-not-call" list against telemarketers. Nice top. Kazaa fights back: The makers of the Kazaa file-sharing software, filed a federal lawsuit Monday accusing the RIAA of using unauthorized versions of its software in their efforts to root out users. Oops! Alanis Morissette shocked fans when she ended her first gig in Peru by shouting: "Thank you Brazil!" Taipei will soon be home to the world's tallest building. New Hampshire police have arrested a man they believe is "Jack the Snipper," the burglar who entered women's apartments during the summer and either removed or cut off their clothing as they slept. A Swedish man has been arrested after Australian customs officers found eight dangerous snakes, including four dead king cobras, strapped to his leg after he arrived on a flight from Thailand. Check out this photo of a truck (over)loaded with corn in Somali. In a move to curb spam and guard children from pedophiles, Microsoft is restricting its U.S. chat rooms to paying customers of its MSN Internet service and premium e-mail. A moon rock that was given to Honduras in 1973 only to later disappear was formally returned to the Honduran ambassador Monday after NASA undercover agents recovered it from the black market by running a sting operation. An FDA advisory panel is meeting to consider approval of a pill to prevent sleeping. A 22-year-old Norwegian woman who had just been released from jail was caught stealing a sexy prison costume, a nurse costume and a dildo. Seen on eBay: Official wind from Hurricane Isabel in a ziplock bag. The new Cell Phone Stun Gun comes with a personal alarm and 180,000 volts. Oops! Red Lobster has fired its president after the chain's "all-you-can-eat" crab legs promo took a big bite out of profits. Wednesday, September 24, 2003Thanks Gcap23!I want to start out by thanking TDC member Gcap23 for his generous support. Yes, he donated to the TDC Tip Jar up there in the right hand corner. It doesn't cost me a fortune to run this site, but it does cost me in terms of monthly bandwidth and disk space fees. Tips aren't mandatory of course. Think of it like a bar. If you like it here and want to leave a little something every so often, thanks. Okay, onwards... In Litchfield, a restaurant owner & chef was gathering wild mushrooms near a school Monday as he's done for years. But, teachers at the school reported a suspicious man walking around school grounds. Police questioned him, found a loaded .22 derringer in his pocket, and arrested him. The man is a CT permit holder, however it is illegal to carry any firearm on school grounds. Should he have been arrested? That depends on whether he was on school grounds. Was he? The article does not make it clear. (Thanks, Dave) Speaking of gun permits, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were seeking a permit in Georgia. Huh? I thought they broke up. Cool: Check out this cat with different colored eyes. Interesting: A badger-like animal called a almiqui, which was believed for years to extinct, has been found in Cuba. According to a new directive from the Vatican, Church is no place for applause, dancing or altar girls. Ah, let's see. Well, here's a quick nice top for you. And another. And, one more. Okay, this is very fucked up: An East African man chopped off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife to show his wife how much he loved her. Huh? And this is even more fucked up: An 18-year-old German teen drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants and then proceeded to cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears. What is wrong with these people? The lonely Maytag repairman, Gordon Jump has died. He was 71. Okay, that's all for today. Tuesday, September 23, 2003130 cats home aloneThis was posted in the Forums, but I'll re-post it here. What do you get when you give 130 cats an entire house to live in? Nice top. Melissa Etheridge exchanged vows with her girlfriend, actress Tammy Lynn Michaels, in a weekend ceremony. Note: Same sex marriages are not legally recognized in California. Nice top. How'd you like to be shot and killed for taking a piss? Well, that's exactly what happened to a basset hound in Plainfield. William Buchert shot and killed the dog because it urinated on his lawn. WTF? An Indian woman who likes eating her mother’s hair is recovering in hospital after doctors removed a half kilogram bundle of it from her digestive system. Nice legs. This is a very interesting read: How a regular guy gets homeless. Some motorists convicted of drunken driving in Pensacola, Florida are being ordered to put bumper stickers on their cars that ask "How's my driving?" followed by a toll-free telephone number and the statement "The judge wants to know!!!' Hungry? half-eaten sub? Check out these idiot kids playing with gasoline and fire. Just a bunch of funny signs. Monday, September 22, 2003Thanks Spunky!Thanks for doing the columns this weekend, Spunky. Great job! Richie's on vacation all week in Hurricane damaged North Carolina. So, you're stuck with me all week. It's been a slow news weekend, so bear with me. Hear about this? In Florida, state agencies are trying to figure out what caused a piece of candy to explode in a 9-year-old girl's face. Taquandra Diggs said she was holding a large piece of jawbreaker candy in her hand and when she went to put it in her mouth, it exploded. Here's an interesting idea: Moon-powered power. A 35-year-old man, pretending to be a cop with a fake badge and a fake gun was shot dead by cops in the Bronx after he refused to drop his weapon. Idiot. A German magician is going to test his memory by driving along a 12-mile stretch of a winding mountain road blindfolded. Read this article about how the Catholic Church is going to pay the $85 million settlement for all the sex abuse claims against it. Notice that $38 million was loaned to the Church by the Knights of Columbus, a Catholic charity based in New Haven. I'm never gonna look at that building the same way. Tired of birds shitting on your car? Get one of these. Check this video out: A 1982 Toyota Camry converted into a giant RC vehicle. Bored? Just about every 80s arcade game you can think of is available at this site. Still bored? How about a little dodge ball. The SidewaysBike is a revolutionary bicycle that travels sideways. Sunday, September 21, 2003Spunky's Sunday Hangover HelperGood Morning fellow hangover sufferers. Grab your Tylenol and get ready. Hope those eggs you had at the diner last night tasted just as good the second time around Ok the Alka Seltzer's kicking in so lets get going...... Still not quite awake yet maybe this will wake your ass up. Boogie this one's for you! He used to love her so he had to keep her Are you still not awake? Maybe these links will help Ok guys you awake yet?? Didn't think so........ Here's something you won't find on any Milford beach Won't see this in Milford either Ok guys , we have to be fair to the ladies (don't click these 2 links guys) Girls love cops And " Firemen That's enough of that. Almost time for football Skittle pour yourself a couple Turk maybe you can bring some Ted you can grab that bottle Buffy bring the big purse to carry yours Time to wrap this up. I had a great time doing the column this weekend. Thanks again Peter and Richie. Gotta go now , nothing's better than going bike riding with your daughter when you're hungover and tired Remember to smile, it's bound to piss someone off Saturday, September 20, 2003Spunky's Weekend MadnessI don't know how the rest of you feel, but I'm glad Isabel didn't turn out to much more than a few gusts of wind and some showers here in CT. Richie, you probably won't see this until you get back, but have a great time on your vacation. OK kiddies it's column time...... They say this librarian is too sexy for promotion. Now who's going to mow my lawn? More proof old people shouldn't drive This has got to suck. Sorry guys, no football here.
I just love Neve Now this had to be a kick-ass concert I still say fuck the French, you think what you want I like my Freedom Fries. God, if you're up there , I beg you Do Not let This happen! Finally I want to thank Peter and Richie for this fun opportunity. I also want to thank Agnew the wonder Dog, he may be gone but he lives on in the hearts of many here at TDC. Friday, September 19, 2003Rich's Pre Vacation Super Duper ColumnWell this is it kiddies , My last column for a week and a half. I am off to The Outer Banks , North Carolina tonight . We called and there was minimal damage to the island so we are on . You all will be in good hands with Peter manning the reigns alone , It is like the old PLR days again , but ill be back so dont get any idea's ! Ok , Im going to do a huge column tonight because I got to get my fix before I go , lets do it .... Eveeryone in the forums , Be good for christ sake and dont be too hard on Grant , he knows not what he says !
A TEAM of house burglars dubbed the "Underwear Gang" by Malaysian police has struck for the fifth time this year. The happiest birthday...EVER ! Is nothing sacred anymore ? ....An American flag placed atop a mountain peak in a national forest as a memorial to the victims of the Sept. 11 attacks was torched Sweet! I wonder if they'll let me join with my Pathfinder ? The estimated 600,000 teens who drive while high is just less than the 640,000 who are estimated to drive while drunk
A SCORNED premenstrual woman took revenge on her lover by stabbing him in the head because she thought he was playing mind games with her Just 2 gay 2 curious Lapdancing banned in LA but getting a driver's license if your an illegal is still cool..go figure ? Well, Hitler tortured and slaughtered millions of people and was an overall scumball crapbag, but I'll be damned if he didn't keep a lovely home Many a man has stretched out a pair of shorts trying to shove a can of beer in their back-pocket, but now one sportswear company is actually making shorts which are meant to accommodate a brewski. This ....OWNED !
The Griswalds surrender..oh hail the Griswalds ! Despite Christina’s raunchy image, her near naked stage outfits and X-rated videos, Shelly(her mother)said: “Christina is still the sad little girl who’s found that performing earns her the kind of love she so wanted from her father..whatever , when is she doing playboy is what I want to know ? OWNED!!!...again ! A psychiatrist says ex-NBA superstar Jayson Williams may be manic-depressive or suffer from another mental illness Think your good with girls , try the rejection line asshole ! 2003 NFL team schedules that you can import into your Outlook calendar, and get reminders about game day.
Say hello to the Happy Tree Friends! Distraught Lyn Morgan could not believe her eyes on Tuesday when she saw the heads of her 98 exotic birds scattered on her lawn ...aww, that grass aint gonna grow with that shit on it . All those crazy Japanese Shadow skits that have become so popular. Why do teenagers pick their noses? Why does toast mostly fall buttered side down? Frivolous question perhaps, but to Marc Abrahams, this is serious work. PETA'S "hottest Vegetarian Alive" Contest A world map of computer viruses, and where they originate. Sheriff's deputies in Wash., break down the door to the wrong home and then jolt a man with a Taser in front of his wife and child I, for one, welcome our new android overlords. Coober Pedy CIB have launched a major investigation after the discovery of what is believed to be a partly decomposed human penis in South Australia's remote far north. You're the apple pie in my eye, or something. Homemade Sex Toys...ahh macguyver is soo jealous ! Illusionist David Blaine will fall unconscious long before he reaches 44 days in his box without food scientists say. The funniest shadow puppetry ever! Pot found growing on church's rooftop...and like I keep saying " And Opie & Anthony arent on the air anymore ?" Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness Scientists have discovered fossils of the world's oldest genitals -- belonging to 400 million-year-old insects -- in ancient rocks in Scotland...ummm ok ? For all you computer geeks .... the ASCII to binary converter. Edward Charles Mills didn't have his keys, so he didn't drive home from the bar. But he apparently died trying to climb through a window since the front door was locked. Manties...dont ask , just look ! The Making of Street Fighter , for all you gamers out there . Covering up breasts on TV is "infantile", feels actor Sir Anthony Hopkins and as such is urging America to relax its tight nudity laws. The now infamous Puberty101 An Illinois youth pastor faces sex and pornography charges after customs agents found a 16-year-old girl in the trunk of his car as he tried to cross into Canada....again , and O&A arent on the air anymore ? The world's first power plant fuelled by macadamia shells has been formally commissioned at Gympie in south-east Queensland. Playing The Getaway on PS2 wasn't enough. They had to do the missions in real life. Tyson is a dog, so-named because, as a pup, he liked to chew his litter mates' ears. But then Tyson grew up, and he became a porn star. The 3-year-old Great Dane was formerly owned by Loren J. Adams, 40, a convicted felon who -- let's go ahead and get this out of the way -- says he likes to watch animals have sex with humans because it's taboo. You want to see the real world or male modeling? The one they don't show you in magazines or the E! channel? An alternative rock band's claim that it will feature a "live suicide" onstage during a St. Petersburg gig next Don't you just love THONGS......err tongs. Shockwaves from scientific tests carried out by the Spanish navy have killed four giant squid -- one the length of a bus -- off Spain's coast in recent days How to levitate. David Blaine is still stuck in a box, too hungry to comment. A lab analysis commissioned by the Wall Street Journal found contaminants such as bacteria, mold and pesticides in "penis enlargement" pills sold over the Internet...first off, any asshole that buys these deserves to be poisoned! This collection of fetus-themed soaps are ideal for bathtime with the kids. There's even a cojoined twins version. Educational and hygenic During her driver's test, an 81-year-old Canadian woman drove her car off a steep embankment and into a shallow river. It's the sixth time she has failed Sumo wrestlers dressed as your favorite anime characters. Imagine a giant rodent -- the size of a buffalo -- with continuously growing teeth Partygirls in Copenhagen. Ahh those Scandinavian girls Ok Folks , I will see you all in a week .. To all my Peeps in the forums , Be Good ! Peace .
Thursday, September 18, 2003Happy meals for adults?McDonald's will introduce an adult version of the Happy Meal called the "Go Active" meal. It will include a salad, an exercise booklet and a pedometer meant to encourage walking. Monkeys eating popsicles. The makers of the bestselling video game Grand Theft Auto are being sued for $100 million after two teenagers said they were copying its violent scenes when they killed a man. Gimme a break. Excellent! The U.S. House of Representatives voted on Wednesday to make permanent a ban on Internet use taxes and to require nine states to repeal existing taxes on access fees. Here's a cool device: The Bikini Genie converts a normal bikini bottom into a thong bottom. Oops! Some Washington State sheriff's deputies broke down the door to the wrong home and then jolted a man with a Taser in front of his wife and child. Researchers have concluded that when it comes to shopping, men reach their breaking point at 72 minutes, but women can go for a further 28 minutes. This is handy: Send yourself an email in the future. Like dogs? Like cars? Here are 300 photos of dogs in cars. Finally, here's how to make a vagina out of a dollar bill. Rich's Thursday StuffWell one day to go till my vacation starts and we are still not sure whether we will have a Island to go to or not ..my luck is terrible . Im doing a long column today and tommorow because I wont be doing it for a week and want to get out all my good links before I go...Wait till you see tommorow's column , It's gonna be a doozie ! Here we go .....
In the life-is-not-fair category, new research finds that women not only get drunk on fewer drinks than men but women also suffer from worse hangovers Hacker Stickers, yah let em know who you are..dummy ! Ben Affleck mourns his breakup with J Lo at Larry Flynt's Hustler casino..I dont care what you say , Ben is the fucking man ! Say "Cheese " A teen is sentenced after he videotapes himself microwaving a paper cup of water and then throwing it on a 14-year-old, who was asleep at the time A site designed to help people use Japanese style toilets..umm what , do they shit differently that we do ? German pole vaulter Tim Lobinger could be fined for bearing his backside at the crowd at the World Athletics Final in Monaco as he took a victory lap with his pants down . Experimental projects from the geeks at Google. "J.Lo's karma got her back -- that's the REAL reason Ben cheated with strippers!" Those were the biting words Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband Cris Judd.
A COLLEGE cross-country coach saved an opposing runner's life when he dislodged a stone that got stuck in her throat during a weekend meet. The bottom buddy, perfect for your "cooler" kids. That cup of coffee in the morning does more than wake you up. It can also help you feel less pain during your morning workout The Engineer's Guide to Romance STARVING David Blaine feasts his eyes yesterday as two busty babes flash their boobs at him. ..With photos Oh, woe is me, it's about time. The large penis support group. Singapore has charged an Indian national for trading in endangered wildlife after finding 499 live star tortoises in his carry-on luggage This brings "eye boogers" to a whole 'nother level... (not for the squeamish) Britneys Cleavage , nice ! Anna's Can ...nicer !
Wednesday, September 17, 2003Sorry about yesterday...Sorry about the site being down yesterday. Those folks at Versign/Network Solutions really screwed things up. The Los Angeles City Council passed an ordinance requiring dancers to stay at least 6 feet away from customers, thus ending lap dancing in LA. David Blaine, who is spending 44 days suspended in a glass box at London’s Tower Bridge without any food, got an eye opener when two busty babes flash their boobs at him. Bored? Play with some virtual refrigerator magnets. A British scientist claims to have discovered a direct link between people's favorite sleeping position and their personality. For all you sports fans, check out the 2003 Rock Paper Scissors International World Championships. A Japanese woman believed to be the oldest person in the world turned 116 yesterday. Here's a fun hang gliding game. Check this out: This guy sold $1.27 on eBay for $1.75, plus $5.00 shipping and handling Here are some interesting photos: A Boeing 737 vs. a hail storm. Houston , We had a Problem ...Ok since I didnt get to let all my rants yesterday , Im going to unload them today . #1 - How bout my Frigin Cowboys baby , whippin up on the sorry ass Giants monday night . What a great game and a great outcome ..hehehe. #2 - What the hell happened to Radio 104 ?? I turn it on yesterday and I had to look at my radio twice to make sure I had the right station because it is now a Hip Hop station . That's horrible ! Now there is only 1 ROCK station left in CT , 106.9 WCCC and about 15 horrible hip hop stations ...my friends , the times they are a changin . #3 - Then to top off the week , Im leaving for Vacation Friday to the Outer Banks , Emerald Island off the coast of North Carolina and a fucking hurricane is gonna wipe it clean . They had mandatory evactuation of the island that we are going to on Friday ....my luck , I havent gone on vacation in 2 years and a hurricane is gonna blow my house over . Ok , sorry about that ....... A look at the history of the Miss America pageant shows that posing for Penthouse can take your career far
Ok , I am officialy scared now ...A CONTROVERSIAL cloning scientist is to announce he has created "human-cow" embryos that lived for about a fortnight and theoretically could have been implanted into a woman's womb Zombie infection simulation, so cool
This train is longer than the one we ran on your girlfriend!..ohh good one rich ! If you want to visit Venice do it now because you have 97 years till it's gone This one's for Hoot ...The emoticon database. A VIGILANTE dressed in a Superman-style costume is roaming the streets — freeing wheel-clamped cars with an angle grinder. The parking crusader REFUSES to take money from grateful drivers, despite saving them a fee of around $150.00 If you keep breaking my balls , Im going to call my buddy ....The Karate Monkey . This cant be good at all ...A Woman's stomach pains turn out to be forceps left behind from 6 year old hysterectomy A public service announcment for me ......If you're a "little person," it's probably a good idea if you stay away from bullfighting. Ok , got to throw in From Russia with b00bies! Thanks for listening
Tuesday, September 16, 2003We're back!Thanks to Verisign/Network Solutions, there was (obviously) a problem with the site today. Most ISP's name servers had no info at all for "thedailycolumn.com." Some did, and those of you using those ISPs were able to access the site. Isabel heads for the coastBatten down the hatches! Forecasters say Hurricane Isabel could hit anywhere from North Carolina to New Jersey late Thursday or early Friday. Here's a cool shot of it from the International Space Station. What the hell does "batten down the hatches" mean, anyway? Well, according to the American Heritage Dictionary, a batten is a narrow strip of wood used to fasten down the edges of the material that covers hatches in foul weather. Former Bridgeport Mayor Joseph Ganim heads to prison tomorrow. A federal judge has ordered Taco Bell to pay an extra $11.8 million in interest to two Michigan men who sued the restaurant chain, which they accused of stealing their idea for an advertising campaign featuring a talking Chihuahua. Some of the first patients to smoke Canada's official government-approved medical marijuana say it sucks and they want their money back. Nice top. Think your job sucks? Popular Science has listed the worst, most torturous, icky, painful, stinky, dangerous, and just plain horrible jobs in science. This was posted in the Forums yesterday. Playboy is searching for the sexiest women at Wal-Mart Stores for its upcoming "Women of Wal-Mart" pictorial. A Flagler County, Florida man who was looking for turtle nests on the beach found something with an entirely different type of value -- 2.2 pounds of cocaine. There hasn't been much activity in the Photo Albums recently. This is funny: A vigilante in London, dressed in a Superman-style costume, is roaming the streets and removing "the boot" from booted cars with an angle grinder. Monday, September 15, 2003Congrats to Jen & Mark!A big thanks to MyTaint for filling in for Richie and me this weekend. Great job! Richie and I both went to a wedding in Massachusetts for close friends of ours. It was a great wedding. Congrats to Jen & Mark!! I got home really late and didn't get much sleep, so just a short one tonight... Instead of getting married yesterday, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have apparently split-up. Excellent! A Washington state man won a record $250,000 judgment against two Ohio spammers who broke a Washington law by deluging him with spam. An older sister of tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams was shot to death Sunday. Twelve university students in Sydney Australia scrubbed their way into the Guinness World Records book today, by washing almost 850 dogs in eight hours. Here you go: How to make Silly Putty at home. David Letterman and his longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko, are expecting a baby in November. You've undoubtedly already seen the "Star Wars Kid" video. Well, these folks integrated his home video into the real thing. I showed you the new Rolling Stone cover of Britney. Here's one from the inside.
Rich's Monday Super ColumnHello All , As Peter mentioned we did go to a great Wedding saturday night and it was a blast !! They did a great job and should be proud of it ....Great Job Mark & Jen , Have a long and love filled life together . (on a side note : my hangover is just going away right now ..Me, Peter , Laurie and the wife were doing ok for ourselves And Thanks goes out to Mytaint for his guest column over the weekend, great job !
Things other people accomplished when they were your age. It's official, you're probably a loser So, how many porn jokes can you get out of a 1,600-plus adult-film career? About enough to fill a 25-minute set, which, along with some topical humor, pushed Ron "the Hedgehog" Jeremy's comedy stylings to their limits Britney Underground ....like a subway car kinda . JENNIFER Lopez called off her wedding to Ben Affleck after consulting a voodoo fortune-teller....Ohh and the late night sex romp with a stripper , thats right ? Play Udder Insanity ...those milk maids must really give good HJ's ! Adventurous ladies looking for new ways to flirt, here's a suggestion from New York's Museum of Sex -- go to a restaurant, repair to the bathroom, take off your panties and put them on your date's plate. Jesus of the week ?..dont ask me man , just look ! AFTER wiggling free of guards, a man who allegedly groped a female passenger jumped off a crowded train platform and was promptly hit and killed by an oncoming train ..DUMBASS ! Have you ever seen The Magic Shadow ...If not take a look here . Ummm ???...HMMM ?? ..An artificial vagina, constructed with a piece of bowel, can lead to a normal sex life for women with an uncommon disorder in which the organ is missing This is very cool ....Drag-and-drop animations into scenes that play in order, making your own storyboard or comic You sleep with the Koi ...A chained body found in Tokyo Bay with weights attached has been identified as a freelance writer who recently published a book exposing foreign mafia infesting the Kabukicho underworld I'm going to quit my job so I can transform a truck into a giant camera. Crap, someone already did that. PRANKSTERS used a remote-control helicopter to test David Blaine’s resolve yesterday — by dangling a cheeseburger in front of him. The magician, who hadn’t eaten for seven days, was repeatedly buzzed as the 2ft chopper flashed in front of his perspex cage This guy has some anger managment classes in his near future ...very near ! A comedian failed to win over his audience when he unzipped his pants on stage and exposed his penis -- painted red, white and blue like the American flag. Carmen Electra is sooooooo Hot ! Sunday, September 14, 2003Guest Contributor: MyTaintHi, me again. Ok enough arse kissing....... More drama for 50 Cent Laws sure are tough in Arizona. This poor guy just wanted to live in a cave, is that so wrong? For all you ladies that find Nick Johnson to be hunky there is a good picture here..(You know who you are!) Scroll down to the bottom and you will find the rules for good nose picking Ok this is just way too spooky. Ultrasound now shows babies smiling in womb? Vaseline can be used in so many weird ways! Wanna know where your favorite bands are playing? click here He was always so mean to poor Ernie and there are pictures to prove to show just have evil he is. Guys here it is..The first nude Britney Spears pic here OH YEAH, i am insane Lets hope Stevie Wonder isn't shooting this day Ummm what people will do with butter and some knowledge of Harleys meatshake anyone? For all you ladies on those cold days Ok guys(and gal) it's been real. Later! Saturday, September 13, 2003Guest Contributor: MyTaintHey kids. I just want to thank Richie and Peter for putting together a wonderful site. Keep up the good work. Makes the days at work worth wild. Ok on with the show, i hope you enjoy it. (short but sweet) For you Real World Fans. Keep up with the latest news of past and present cast members I know everyone has seen this site but it is nice to check up on happenings in pixyland Now this site is rotten! This is a site for people like me who just cannot deal with some circus folk Best Cover Band in the New Haven area..Check them out if they are near you. Christian Bale to play the next Batman..I cannot picture him as anyone but Bateman from American Psycho. For those of you who like vintage clothes . They have some pretty funny hats and t-shirts. I just want to say hi to a few friends....... The End.......... Friday, September 12, 2003Finally FridayWell, it was a somber day yesterday, as expected. And although "the" date has passed, the sadness it represents will not. Here's what they did in tribute last night in New York. Why homeowners associations suck: A U.S. Marine veteran is in danger of losing his home in a neighborhood feud over flying an American flag. Here's topless (but covered) Britney on the latest Rolling Stone magazine cover. Windows users: You better get this latest patch. Here are the Top 100 things not to do to your dick. Tommy Chong (of Cheech & Chong fame) was sentenced to nine months in prison and fined $20,000 on Thursday for distributing marijuana pipes over the Internet. Nice top. According to one Australian scientist, your CDs will sound better if you smear yogurt on them. Remember, they have a different culture. To us this is sick, but Cambodians are being urged to eat more dogs as part of a crackdown on stray mutts wandering around the capital of the southeast Asian nation. Nice top. For the geeks: Check out this 4 gig microdrive. I used to have a 1 gig microdrive for my camera until it dropped it, and broke it. Ouch! A Turkish man was hospitalized with torn intestines after a friend, attempting a practical joke, shoved an air compressor up his ass. Not the brightest clerk in the world: Police are searching for a man who paid for $150 in groceries at a North Carolina grocery store with a $200 bill. The bill had the image of President Bush on the front and had the White House on the back. Check out Baileys Barbie Pole Dancing School. Finally, watch this driving school video. Rich's Thursday StuffHello All , Well the anniversary of the worst day in american history has passed and I thought every tribute that was on yesterday was very touching in it's own way , I hope we grow as a nation from this . Chuck D from Public enemy had a great quote about file sharing and the lawsuit against the 12 year old girl .. "Record companies suing 12-year-old girls for file sharing is kind of like horse-and-buggy operators suing Henry Ford." Ok, and away we go ... Actor John Ritter, star of the popular '70s sitcom Three's Company and the current ABC series 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, has died late last night . 50 Cent reportedly dodged 10 bullets in a dash for his life as hitmen tried to knock him off at a Jersey City hotel on the US east coast earlier this week. A great site about helping people inspired by a son of a man who helped his whole office to safety on 9/11 then was killed by falling debris as the tower one fell ...very touching and motivational. WTF ?? ..An 18-year-old former high school football player has been sentenced to eight years in prison for beating a disabled man with the victim's titanium cane and setting his beard on fire Hate the way your balls feel in your underwear ..well now buy a new pair of Sacfree underpants. The bling cup collection...get yours today In case you missed Ozzy make a complete ass of himself trying to sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" a few weeks ago, here's your chance to relive the horror A woman whose baby overdosed on methamphetamine contained in the mother's breast milk was convicted of murder. Take a guess who Sally ( who is a hottie) wants to bang ? Umm , What was that again ???... German police have caught a man playing the flute with both hands as he sped through traffic at 130 kph (80 mph) on a busy highway. All hail Edward 40-hands for he is our master .. More 50 cent news .... Rapper 50 Cent has made a big deal of his criminal past -- but the evidence suggests that's all a fraud. Some Classic swimsuit boobie action..ohh ya . A fire truck that had just returned from the scene of a blaze caught fire itself at its station, destroying the building and the vehicle..where the hell were all the firemen ?
Wednesday, September 10, 2003Wednesday quickieA homesick shipping clerk had himself shipped from New York to Dallas in an airline cargo crate. Federal officials want to know how the stowaway bypassed airport security. Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel have confirmed plans Tuesday for a long-rumored reunion tour, their first in more than 20 years. Better late than never: A German airline passenger got his lost luggage back -- 24 years after he reported it missing in 1979. Check out this new Mercedes. WTF? Surgeons in eastern Turkey have removed a 2kg hairball from the stomach of a 17-year-old girl. For the geeks: How hackers break in to a network. Edward Teller, who was dubbed the "father of the H-bomb" died yesterday at the age of 95. An inmate found himself before a judge sooner than he expected when he fell through the courthouse ceiling into the judge's chambers while trying to escape. A chain of strip clubs is offering to pay tuition for co-eds who are willing to work as dancers, but they have to maintain a B or above average. Rich's Humpday HappeningsHere's a little wierd thing I got in the mail yesterday . I have Poland Springs delivered at my house for a couple years now and I get this letter telling me , the customer, that they have settled a suit brought against them by the people in Illinois because they believed it wasnt Spring Water they were drinking . The FDA stepped in and as soon as they did Poland Springs settled out of court...hmmm ??? Here is the CONTEST PHOTO ...keep those entries coming . Pamela Anderson has revealed she was raped while she was a teenage virgin. Speaking for the first time about the attack, Pammi, 36, said: “My first experience with sex was non-consensual" There's a chance that a burned shipwreck found this summer in Ocracoke Inlet is the remains of the pirate Blackbeard's last prize, the Sugar Ship I just wanted to give something back to the people that inhabit the forums. Here's to them - I hope they're about the eat dinner before looking at this link about brown recluse spider bites...WARNING GRAPHIC STUFF . Ever wonder what your dpg is trying to say to you , well now there's a New gadget that translates dog barks into words ] Stunning Flash website, even though it appears to only be someone's homepage A German woman has pressed charges against her neighbour after he gave her a large purple dildo as a birthday present. Just a whole bunch of games to keep you busy at work because god knows you dont do any work ! Call it a bring-your-own-pot joint. Quebec's pro-marijuana political parties plan to open a coffee shop and restaurant this month where customers can bring their own weed to smoke Whoa, someone has a freaky pajama fetish The American Film Institute (AFI) revealed the top 50 heroes and top 50 villains of all time in AFI’s 100 Years An 80-year-old Marion man said he was beaten, robbed and stuffed under a mattress in his own home by two men who burst through his front door...stuffed under a matress ? A bullseye there. A magical ball! 99 albums, 31308 photos. Fap freely, but drink plenty of fluids so you don't get dehydrated.Sooo much nudity ( I feel bad for you if you are at work right now !) See Ya !!! Tuesday, September 09, 2003Another day, another shootingYet another shooting in New Haven yesterday. That's something like five in the past two weeks. What do you think of this one? AAA Motor Club has been sued in the death of a woman who was killed after seeking assistance from them. The woman's parents claim AAA left their daughter stranded and forced to turn to a stranger for help. That stranger, killed her. Another nude protest. The kids are gonna love this: In an attempt to free up space in Florida's crowded classrooms, lawmakers are proposing granting a high school diploma in just three years instead of four. This is funny: Look what this guy is selling on eBay. Oops! A Los Angeles family set-up a three-pack of insect foggers in the kitchen of their apartment to get rid of cockroaches. Then they left the apartment. When they returned, the apartment blew up. For the geeks: A PC in an ammo box. Lashenda Floyd is the first person in Charleston history to be held overnight in county jail for contempt of court because she failed to turn off her cell phone. Another timely link related to the masturbation topic in the Discussion Forums. A page full of anti-masturbation equipment. Rich's Tuesday TidbitsREMEMBER TO VOTE TODAY ....you cant complain about the situation unless you get out there and voice your opinion, so go vote ! You know what's a great little game you can play in your car that I played last night . When you get into your car and there is a bug on your windshield and you start to drive thinking it is going to fly off and it doesnt , it hangs on . So then you figure you will turn the wipers on and get him off but figure what the hell , lets see how long he can stay on . So you go faster and faster until it flys off . God I love that .( Im wierd , I know ) Ok time to burn . Bad day for music fans ...Warren Zevon passed away at the age of 56 A 12-year-old Manhattan girl is one of 261 people sued for copying music off the Internet via the Kazaa music swapping service. It's Reflect-o-porn....Buyers browsing eBay have found busty naked women and fat nude men reflected in kettles, TVs, toasters, guitars and even knives and forks. A very cool panoramic picture of a computer show . I HAVE some chilling news for COLDPLAY fans – GWYNETH PALTROW is to sing on the band’s third album G.I. Joe Dub Tactic: I have seen these before so I figured I would share . Mel Gibson is pissed ...the New York Times columnist who implied Gibson's father is "a Holocaust denier," Well Mel didnt like that too much and had this to say ..."I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. I want to kill his dog." Nudity is art. You can even buy these and decorate with them. Some Londoners do not want showman David Blaine to succeed in his bid to spend 44 days without food in a glass box suspended from a crane in the centre of the capital Steven Seagal: The Lost Episodes. Be sure to check out all 3. HORROR film fans have voted The Exorcist the scariest movie ever. The 1973 spine-chiller, starring Linda Blair as a 12-year-old possessed by the devil, is top of the shockers in a poll of 4,000 video renters The Java Juggling Simulator, demonstrating every juggling trick ever! Martina Hingis has a wedgie !!
Monday, September 08, 2003Thanks Hoot23!First off, a nice round of applause for Hoot23. Thank you. You did a great job on the Column this weekend. Richie and I, and I'm sure all the readers appreciate your contributions. In Columbus, Ohio, a "naked photographer" has been on the loose for over a year. The man ambushes women while wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a smile and he snaps photos of their shocked expressions. Catfight: Apparently, Christina Aguilera is pissed that she unwittingly helped Britney "sex-up" her image when she participated in the Madonna kiss fest with her at the MTV Video Music Awards. What in living hell is this? A group of men in Britain had vowed to highlight the case of the guy who's been was arrested while walking across the country naked. They planned to take their clothes off in a department store and then walk to Hyde Park to highlight their belief that nudity is a basic human right. But, the police stopped them. Here you go, play some strip poker. A Minnesota man, who shot 11 bullets into the hood of his brother's car in an attempt to "kill" it, had his handgun carry permit suspended for two years. Two years? How about forever? He's obviously not responsible enough to carry. Bartenders beware: A British tourist was arrested after biting off a Greek bartender’s nose in a vicious late-night attack. Google, the world's most popular search engine is five years old. Happy Birthday. Nice ass. This is timely in light of one of the Forum topics: Steps in Overcoming Masturbation. You don't see much mud wrestling anymore. But this site is full of it. Rich's Monday Super ColumnWhat's up everyone , What a great weekend we had and it was capped off with the start of football ...YEAH ! Let me start off by giving a big thank you to Hoot23 for manning the weekend helms this weekend , If you havent been on the site all weekend make sure you scroll down and read Hoot's columns , there is some pretty good stuff in them . Here is this weeks CONTEST PHOTO and make sure you send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com....Good Luck .
Robotic snakes are pretty cool....no really they are ? ..what ? A 22-year-old man faces charges for allegedly secretly videotaping nude tenants at his home. Prosecutors filed more than 54 misdemeanor counts of invasion of privacy ..thats alotta boobies ! Pie eating, the game. Safe for work, really. Luke Perry, who's separated from his wife of 10 years, in the midst of a lovey-dovey vacation weekend with Rebecca Gayheart. The funny thing is Gayheart played Perry's 90210 wife in the 1995 season I cant see why this girl cant get a date .....umm wait , yes I can ! Now I dont want any of you lady's flooding my email , I just report this shit , not write it .....The news will come as a surprise to pregnant women, but scientists claim morning sickness is mainly in the mind Believe it or not but sometimes boobies can be a bad thing. Ummm , Uhhhh ..Well just watch this ? An ambulance technician has been suspended for allegedly taking a photograph of a dead patient with a mobile phone...umm suspended , how bout fired ? Spy Stuff , for all you sneaky bastards ! Why , just why ? ....Movie superstar Johnny Depp is to sell three of his gold teeth on internet auction site eBay DaBonnasses, reloaded...trust me All of you who havent joined the forums yet , you should do so ..we have alot of good stuff going on in there . Sunday, September 07, 2003Sunday In The BronxWhat a beautiful end of summer day to start the football season and wind down the baseball. As most of you pull up some sitting space to watch some pigskin I will be gettin crazy at The Stadium watching a great race going on between the Yanks and the Sox. Ohhh I love this time of year!!! And while your at it get out and enjoy the great weather we are supposed to have!!! At least here in New England. I am helping Peter and Richie out again with another guest column so let's get it on! Sunday morning blotter! See if they show this on the next season of MTV Real World!!! One of the show's female participants--a 23-year-old Florida bartender--just got arrested for assaulting a Marine. Now this is an odd cartoon! A Surrealist Family Sitcom. Let it load and click play. The original Puffy!!! I love roller coasters and this won't stop me from going on them. Some more odd cartoons! Listen to sounds as you move your cursor over the different page links! OK I am moving to Japan. Despite Japan's job market being in the deepest doldrums in recorded history, there's still plenty of work for those who want it, including loads of jobs where guys can leer at naked women all day. This is for all you musicians out there. Can't come up with a band name? How about Sprouts Will Kill You Now? Maybe Obsidian Emperor is more your style? Careful you might poke your eye out!!! Another blotter bit. Wanna race? Let's go then!!! A 35-year-old New York City man was arrested Sunday after Pennsylvania cops clocked his 1997 Lamborghini Diablo going a remarkable 182 mph!!! Sweet! Wanna watch glassblowers in scheduled live webcam broadcasts of various glass blowing projects, like making a crystal rose or how about watching a brewery make beer. Maybe you just want to check out the beautiful sights of Maui. For some more cams and chat links check out Chat Cam City. The only videotape known to have captured both planes slamming into the World Trade Center, and only the second image of the first strike, has surfaced days before the second anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. This is a game to waste some time. Apocalypse Outpost. And here is a site with a bunch more.
Forget the squirrel grip, testicle This is a really cool poem. You have to keep clicking the ahead button to view the pages. There are also some links on some of the pages. One more Blotter news before we go. It is the year of wedding arrests. Yes this time four brothers are busted for starting a melee at their sisters wedding! Let's see that make three wild weddings this summer. The other two being the Mad Muncher and of course Bridezilla! Like funny movie sound bites? Then check out this site. Ok before I wrap this here thingy up I am adding a few more pics for the guys! I want to thank Peter and Rich again for the time and effort they put into this site. I know alot of people enjoy what you guys do and I now know what it takes to come up with the stuff you guys do. I had a blast doing the guest columns. Well I'm off to go cheer on the Yanks!!! I will see some of you in the forumns and for the rest of ya until next time I am Hoot23. Peace. Go Yanks!!! Saturday, September 06, 2003Hoot's Saturday StuffHello to all in TDC land. That's right I am back. It is me Hoot23 with a little Saturday somethin for ya! First off I want to say thanks to Peter and Richie for letting me post a guest column. I will try to hold down the fort for you two today. Shall we get into this. FEEL like sipping a MacTea, MacChocolate or slurping MacNoodles? Heh Heh Slurping MacNoodles!!! Overstuffed with mastodon spleen? You didn't save room for dessert? That's ok you can make more room with your brain! A bright spot for Polish people! Lawyers for a New York woman accused of unlawfully sharing music over the Internet suggested Tuesday the recording industry acted illegally when it investigated her online activities and that a search of music files on her computer may have been unconstitutional. For you Linux computer enthusiasts out there: Of monkeys and penguins! Oh I can't wait for tomorrow. I am going to Yankee Stadium to see the regular season finale tween the Yanks and Red Sox!!!! The Bronx will be rocking!! What a lovely bride!!! If a recently discovered bulging mound in the bottom of Yellowstone Lake starts spewing toxic gases, tourist Paul Hartloff said, it could be a good news-bad news proposition. Like to support tourism? Go to the town of Sulligent, Alabama and help them out!!! You sank my battleship err submarine! The captain of the vessel that was towing a mothballed Russian nuclear submarine when it sank in the Barents Sea last week has been charged with violating marine navigation rules. Speaking of Battleship I tried to post this when I had the winnig column from the photo contest but it didn't work. We will try again. Online Battleship! This is why we got rid of the Taliban. Talk about an overhaul! Woman's heart removed, rebuilt, replaced. Want a free BlackBerry, laptop or a desktop PC? You can get it at this school but there is a catch. Absolutely gorgeous!!!View image And another!!!View image Well that about wraps up my column. As always it was enjoyable to bring this to you. Again thanks to Peter and Richie for putting this site on and thanks for letting me help you two out. I hope that everyone that reads this site appreciates the time and effort that those two put into this, because they do it of their own free will and time and I know both of them are pretty busy besides getting the site together each day! Anywho I am outta here!!! Go Yanks!!! "As soon as your born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time" - Cake Peace Friday, September 05, 2003YRUFAT?A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit against McDonald's that accused the world's biggest fast-food company of using misleading advertising to lure children into eating unhealthy foods that make them fat. Nice cleavage Alyssa. Here's a weird one: Two South Koreans have been detained on suspicion of digging a tunnel to smuggle more than one million pounds worth of beer and wine out of a U.S. military base in central Seoul. Doh! An 11-year-old boy now has Bart Simpson permanently tattooed on his arm as the result of a "temporary" henna tattoo. This is fun to play around with: Create your own superhero. What's up with celebrities breaking things? Raquel Welch broke her arm in a car accident on Saturday. A shitty prank: Two middle-school students were expelled for making and bringing laxative-laced brownies to school. I'm not certain that this video is real, but take a look. Square donuts. How to make a wallet out of duct tape. Tomorrow, we will have a guest contributor authoring the Column. Enjoy the weekend. Rich's Friday Happy Hour JamWelcome my people , the weekend has arrived so live it up because you wont have too many more nice weekend to do so . We are going to have a Guest contributor to the column tommorow so be on the look for it , It is so nice to have a day off . Here we go ....... Time to quit if you live in NY. Cigarettes just went up to $7.00 a pack .....OUCH ! I used to love playing this when I was a kid ....It's the virtual handslapping game Criminal charges won't be brought against a Mainland Regional High School math teacher in Linwood, N.J. who allegedly had sex with a female student in a classroom..UMMM WHAT ? You know what they say ....Sooner or later, everything comes down to bread. This one Stinks ! ....Dutch airport customs officers, alerted by the stench coming from a suitcase, found up to 2,000 baboon noses believed to come from Nigeria and to be destined for traditional healing. They also say The Internet is shit. It's OK to portray the president as a wimp, a waffle or a reckless Roman emperor. But if you're "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau and you mention the "M" word as in masturbation editors will pull your strip Star Trek had sexual harrasment too , you know ? Dont go into the light , Stay away from the light .....Disco lights are luring baby turtles to their deaths on the fringes of a Greek marine park in the Mediterranean Sea. These are good ... Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974. Hey , ever wonder how many people live on the earth ..well here is the global population counter Ok , Nighty Night all ! Thursday, September 04, 2003Naked guy in the UK...Just found this: A man who has been repeatedly arrested for trying to walk the length of Britain naked, has the same argument as I do regarding public nudity. On the other hand, a skimpy bathing suit is apparently enough to qualify for indecent exposure in Arkansas. Everything's working againThis thing is cool: The Aquada can reach speeds of 100 miles an hour on land speeds of 30 miles per hour on water. Scary fact: Nearly one in eight U.S. adults has had their credit card hijacked, identity co-opted or credit rating pockmarked by identity thieves over the past five years. Here's a timely topic: Ten women sued Brevard County, Florida on Wednesday seeking to abolish laws that make it illegal for them to go topless in public places where men can. A couple of nice tops. Arnold got pelted by an egg during a campaign stop. Ouch! Cameron Diaz broke her nose Saturday -- on her 31st birthday -- during a surfing mishap off Waikiki Beach. Handy fact: Coughing hard at the first sign of a heart attack could a save patient's life, according to a doctor in Poland. Turns out Charles Bronson was actually 89-years-old when he died. He claimed to be 8 years younger. This is funny: Justin's "I Banged Britney" Web Page. Finally, check out this guy's artwork, all done with an Etch-A-Sketch. Rich's Thursday StuffThere was a very cool thing on the front page of The Register today about 9/11 since the annivesary is coming up , it reads : " The 20 acre void left on this earth echoes the one in our hearts. The people killed here were not soilders. They were inocent civilians who went to work and never returned " ...That was written on a panel on the Ground Zero fence at Liberty square Sorry about yesterdays screw ups , I was lost and needed Peter to walk me through
John Rocker may have pitched himself out of the big leagues, but now he's hoping to scare up work as the next Freddie Krueger Behold, some of the incredible things people can accomplish with Photoshop. If only I could do this with the girls I know Why ? ...just why ??? One of the best Internet games I've seen yet. Going...Going ...Gone ! ....Murdering anti-abortion extremist Paul Hill has been executed on death row in Florida. The former Christian pastor denied a sedative and thanked Jesus for "saving from his sins" as he was given a lethal injection Watch out , It's the Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom. He made millions off of porn sites that were aimed at kids sites . John Zuccarini was accused of deceptively registering sites to capture internet users who misspelled names - for example, www.dinseyland.com, instead of www.disneyland.com. Mrs Piggy is gonna be pissed ! Someone kill him instantly ..please ! ...Hollywood star Johnny Depp said on Wednesday the United States was a stupid, aggressive puppy and he would not live there until the political climate changed Ok , im not sure about this one but it was taken at a weightlifting contest ....very gross Pamela = Hot !
Wednesday, September 03, 2003Milford backs downWell, what a surprise. The semi-nude Grecian statutes at the Penthouse Boutique have been deemed art, not porn. This actually means that they have been deemed not "signs," and therefore not subject to the Milford sign ordinance. This is not mentioned in the article. Milford Planning and Zoning Board Chairman John Jansen said, "I looked at them — they look like Greek god Zeus," Jansen said. "They resemble Greek art-like culture. There were no exotic poses or pornographic poses; it looks like Greek art." You know why he said that? Because that's what they are. I don't suppose this has anything to do with the memo the City Attorney had sent to the folks at P&Z (which I have a copy of) during a different sign controversy, that said that said P&Z can't regulate the content of signs, but rather only their height, size and location. I screwed up...I was doing some modifications and I screwed up the whole publishing portion of the software. I couldn't save anything and Richie wouldn't be able to either. After a few hours I finally fixed it, but now I'm too tired to do a Column. The Gusman's Winning ColumnFirst I would like to commend Rich & Pete for providing us with a great site! I cannot click on everything, due to work policies, so I just save the fun links for home viewing. (Thank god surfing leaves 1 hand free :) ) I don't know of any good boobie sites off the top of my head, but installing BearShare on your system will provide you access to tons of smut! You probably going to need to go to Western Digital for a bigger hard drive to hold all the stuff. And to view / modify all those files Irfanview is the best free image viewing/modifying program I have come across. I would like to rant a little about Milford, and it's local ordinance. Why did they give this guy a permit to begin with? They wait until after he invests a lot of time and money into the club, which is a very nice club I might add, to tell him: "Oh, we didn't realize that when you said strip club that there was going to be nudity." "Here in Milford we don't like nudity, yes we have half a dozen adult book/video stores, and yes we have a 'HOOTERS', and yes we have an adult MEGA boutique, and massages are nice too, but bare breasts are a NO NO! Just think of the image that would give Milford" That just annoys me! One other quick rant, the TRAFFIC!!!! I commute from Madison/Clinton area to Shelton everyday and the traffic just plain SUCKS, there are so many as*hole drivers out there it's hard to miss them. "Yes, drive in the break down lane, weave in and out, cut me off, for you are much more important than I, and everyone else on the road!" And for the Weekends, forget about it, my blood pressure is through the roof by the time I get home. I think Connecticut should bring back tolls, 2 of them total, 1 at each end of i95 for $10.00 each. Connecticut residence pay increasing state taxes so that NY, NJ, PA, RI, etc. residents have nice roadways to travel on. (Actually, I just hit traffic on the way in today so that's why I'm bitchin) If anyone is getting bored with their backgrounds DigitalBlasphemy is an awesome site for rendered backgrounds. This guy is truly talented! Here is another great kiss! One more daily site that I check out religiously is BabeADay! I better get some this night! Master-Blaster rules BarterTown!! Sometimes I think we should get hit by an asteroid. Check this out! She is the only reason I even watch Big Brother!
and Finally..... I think some holiday Pop-Overs with a creamy lime cranberry sauce will help cheer her up!!! Sorry again for the PG-13 rated column!! thanks, Rich's Humpday HappeningsWell looks like I will be carrying the torch today , But I think I can burden the load while Peter gets some shut eye . We have Contest Winner's today , so lets start off with last weeks contest photo And the winner is The Gusman with the funny quote : "Everyone at the beached stared at Julia as she went into the water with her new Swimmies" Second place went to Eagle74 with : "Now girls, today we're going to learn about the importance of wearing a training bra correctly" And third place went to Jeff K with : "Saddlebags for your hog" takes on a whole new meaning. Great Job this week by everyone , Im going to give the Contest a Break this week but it will be back strong come next week . It wasn't quite the birthday in paradise Cameron Diaz was hoping for. Diaz, the world's highest-paid actress, said she broke her nose Saturday -- on her 31st birthday -- during a surfing mishap off Waikiki Beach DC reader Stackcat Steve has a band called The Stackcats , check out thier site and book them for your next occasion. If any of you havent heard of PriceGrabber.com yet , check it out cause you can get some great stuff and low , low prices . FILM buffs have compiled a list of the 50 sexiest movie moments of all time that do not actually feature sex A great little gadget that converts a napkin into a bib. Prevents getting stains on ties, shirts, and blouses. Coldplay drummer Will Champion threatened to sue a neighbour and branded her a criminal — after she mistakenly took his taxi..ohh im going to give you such a pinch ! This is fucked ...A man was convicted of murdering a neighbor he thought had tried to abduct his 10-year-old son but the son lied to athourities , now his dad will spend the rest of his life in jail for nothing! I really dont even know where to begin with this beauty , Im speechless . I got one question , What does the "F" stand for? New studies out say Coughing hard at the first sign of a heart attack could a save patient's life What, no Rosco P. Coltrane? I have so much sadness in me. For those of you that are into making mix tapes and CD's, this may be just what you need
Tuesday, September 02, 2003Back to school.Man, its pouring out right now. (about 1 am) Yesterday felt like that "back to school" weather, didn't it? Tomorrow is the first day of school for our younguns. (well, my step-younguns officially) The Atlanta Journal-Constitution apologized to readers Monday for using that picture of Britney kissing Madonna on the front page. An apology? In a related story, Christina Aguilera has talked for the first time about her onstage kiss with Madonna — saying: “She’s a great kisser.” As of Monday Sept. 1, 2003 the Netherlands has legalized medical marijuana for patients suffering from symptoms related to cancer, AIDS or multiple sclerosis. The 38th annual Jerry Lewis Telethon raised a record $60,505,234 for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. American illusionist David Blaine shocked a group of journalists Monday when he appeared to cut off part of his ear at a news conference to promote a forthcoming stunt. Check out this video clip. This is hilarious: A 40-year-old man was arrested Wednesday and charged with stealing a $2,500 computerized tracking device that uses a global positioning system to keep track of jail prisoners on home detention. What an idiot! Virtual Yes Man will tell you exactly what you want to hear. Danielle Gamba, 20, has been fired from her job as an Oakland Raiderette cheerleader when nude photos were discovered on the internet. Gamba had won a Mystique Magazine international model search this past June. Oh yeah, Rich's Tuesday Cleanup ColumnI am going to hold off one more day for the contest entries because of the holiday so the winner has time to get his column in , I will post the results tommorow . I Had a party yesterday at the house and figured it rained but we went out and bought a huge tent and everything worked out good ...fucking rain aint holdin us back
OUCH !~ ....A WOMAN in Cambodia has given herself up to authorities after accidentally killing her husband in a scuffle in which she squeezed his testicles until he fainted
The now famous North Haven "Bridezilla" has been invited to appear on the new Sharon Osbourne Show .
Monday, September 01, 2003Happy Labor DayHappy Labor Day everyone, before you go out and haver a couple hot dogs & hamburgers , take a moment to remember why we have the day off . And let's get our remaining troops home immeadiatly . Im going to do a short one ..... Tough Guy Charles Bronson passed away .
Your clothes may be bugged ...Retailers using microchips in products to track customers are facing legal challenges from freedom campaigners fearful of the abuse of the "Big Brother" technology Play BubbleBall ...pretty good game . Carmen Electra has a sexy confession to make . Too bad , Soo sad ....A US history professor charged with killing her baby daughter with a kitchen knife apparently committed suicide in jail by putting a plastic garbage bag over her head Here's A Blast from the Past: The infamous Tanya Harding wedding night video. She'd better stick to boxing Gunfire outside a bar after a college football game early Sunday left one man dead and wounded five other people -- including Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Joey Porter Computers taking craps...hmmmm ? ANNA KOURNIKOVA'S stint as a TV entertainment reporter at the U.S. Open ended after only three days, when the hard-court cutie said she was too uncomfortable behind the mike to go on I would hate it if people I worked with followed me around constantly Paris Hilton should really wear underwear ..
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last friday before I went away on vacation and im sitting here waiting for the detective that came to my house that day to call be back . I have never felt so violated in my life (insert joke here) but im serious , it is a terible feeling when something like this happens....but We will move ahead a little more cautiously when we leave the house from now on .
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