Happy Halloween

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Have a great time tonight , get lots O candy and get real drunk !

Rich's Thursday Stuff

So much for that big Solar Flare we were supposed to get yesterday , all it did was knock out a couple of airport tower communication feeds for a little while. A friend of Peter & I who is one of these conspiracy nuts seem to think the goverment is behind it somehow , I had a 20 minute conversation with him about it and almost laughed my ass off right in his face .

A 43-year-old man apparently visited a convenience store where he showed off his "porno pants." It was more than patrons -- and police -- could bare.

Erotic Alphabet: French series of hand-coloured etchings circa 1880(not safe for work)

Someday, a network of sensors, worn on the fingernails like press-on nails to detect finger motions, could replace the ubiquitous computer keyboard and mouse or maybe even help operate robots by precise remote control.

The bubble is so much trouble ...it really is , you know ?

No, it wasn't just an alligator bag. Rather, a live alligator was captured inside the baggage hold of an airliner on Monday after it escaped from a crate of four gators being shipped from Miami

Imagine you could control traffic by turning a light from red to green from your car. A new device makes it possible.

If you're driving a bus, do us all a favor and don't swerve!

Hah, and my wife said I was easily entertained...

Bridgeport is like ghetto hell ....A wheelchair taken from a deaf and mute woman during a mugging Thursday was found.

You got it. A blog dedicated to building a REAL railgun.

Actor Tom Sizemore was sentenced Monday to six months in jail and three years probation for battering his ex-girlfriend, onetime Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

I have no idea what MTV "Exquisite Corpse" is, but it seems like someone put a lot of work into it

Ted Kaczynski, who terrorized the nation with letter bombs for 17 years, is angry because his jailers are messing with his mail.

Now you know what I see when posting things on this site after too many beers.

A federal grand jury has indicted a Los Angeles podiatrist on fraud charges for billing Medicare for procedures on patients that turned out to have no feet or to have been dead.

Ladies and Gentlemen ...The Etherkiller

I think im going to do an all Adult column for the weekend this week so be on the lookout for it .

Who'll stop the rain?

Good Morning. Nice weather, huh? I had three trees in my yard fall in the storm on Monday. Not little trees, big ones. I guess there was no tornado, but apparently a 58-mph microburst caused the damage in my area. Now I gotta deal with that mess. Anyone want some firewood?

The preliminary hearing to determine whether Scott Peterson must stand trial for the murder of Laci Peterson starts today.

A second enormous solar flare is hitting the Earth today, and Geoff told me we may see an aurora later tonight. (If there's no clod cover, that is.)

Oops. It looks like the colorful new $20 bills do not work on automated payment machines like those found in self-service checkout counters at grocery stores.

Read this job resignation letter.

I saw this article entitled "Snake slithers into Danbury divorce court" on the WTHN website and I thought they were referring to a lawyer.

Remember those bullys in school? The New Haven Board of Education is set to adopt a new policy aimed at reporting and investigating incidents of bullying in schools.

Geek news: An Israeli start-up company has developed a computer processor that uses optics instead of silicon, enabling it to compute at the speed of light. The processor performs 8 trillion operations per second!

Check out this girl's waffle bra.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

I know some of still like dressing up for Halloween and going out and tying one on , well The Reef is having it's 5th annual Halloween party on Friday . There will be cash prizes for best costume , most original and sexiest ...So if you havent made plans yet , come down and see what everyone in the forums is talking about .

Come on Up .....Rod Roddy from "The Price is Right " died yesterday

A BAGHDAD hotel where US defence chief Paul Wolfowitz was staying was yesterday blitzed by rockets made in FRANCE. Half of the missiles fired were modern French weapons, said experts — produced after the arms embargo imposed on Iraq following the first Gulf War.

Who is the sexiest gamer of them all? You decide.

From the Uh Duh file : Diplomatic genius, Brad Pitt, to solve dispute between Arabs and Jews

This might turn out to be a bad thing but here is How to build your own cannon, w/pictures.

FURIOUS Gwyneth Paltrow ordered a gallery to remove a photograph of her — because visitors were ogling her NIPPLE

Gunny Bunny is pretty badass.

The sicko New Jersey couple who starved their four sons apparently preferred their daughters - allowing them to pig out in front of the boys

Someone help me ...My nerves, they are so flaccid.

Rapper Slick Rick Walker sits in a Florida detention facility, facing deportation to England stemming from a 1991 attempted-murder conviction.

Why would you need this at all ......just why ?

A Brooklyn man enraged over a high electric bill killed his roommate yesterday and then fatally slashed her 11-year-old daughter's throat as the helpless girl slept

A really cool clone of the old Super (Championship) Sprint game that we loved so much

First she gave Madonna an open-mouth kiss, now Britney Spears says she's a "little bitter" about men. But she's not a lesbian, she insists. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The Super hero's of pornoworld ...help me , help me .

Free, online, multiplayer WWII style game...awesome game !

ATTENTION DERELICTS : Sounds like a fair trade: blood for beer. United Blood Services of Durango, Colo., held an unusual blood drive this weekend

And in the end, there were many boobies.

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Have any of you been watching these wildfires in California ? They all started when a hunter got lost and sent up a warning flare so people would see it and find him ...now he has destroyed half of San Diego, Crazy stuff .

One other thing , I know I might catch a little slack for this but Im not sure I totally believe that whole Elizabeth Smart story ...Sounds a little fishy to me .

Ok , time to go ....

Does Yale's secret society Skull & Bones have the skull of Geronimo ?

Im not sure if I posted this yet cause it is just wrong but what the hell ..translate your own words in "Special " words

Nearly a decade after she dismembered and cooked parts of her dead former boyfriend's body, mental health officials want to release Carolyn Gloria Blanton from a state mental hospital

For those of you that would like an iPod, but can't justify the cost, here is a less expensive alternative. Tape and scissors are required

A track and field official who was hit in the face with a javelin during a college meet was awarded $811,000 in damages from the event's sponsor

For some reason I want to take a vacation to Africa now ?

An EgyptAir pilot refused to take off because he said one of the plane's passengers was too fat.

"Move Your Feet" music video. Sweet pixelated squirrel action

A German man hid his dead mother in a bathtub under a heap of rubbish in their back garden and then continued to collect her pension

Boy, you got knocked the fuck out!

Metallica have cancelled a tour of South America, citing "physical injury and mental exhaustion"....Fags !

If you can believe this shit ...Tasteful nudes.

Police on Friday said they arrested a man on animal cruelty charges after he used a sword to punish a pit bull dog and its pup for messing in the house.

This is for all of you women ...Life as a guy.

Two youth league coaches in Tyler, Texas, were cited for disorderly conduct for a brawl that was caught on tape by a fan in the stands.(video with story)

Well, it looks cool, even if it is impossible to navigate.

It is the must-have toy for the person who has everything -- including $845,000 to spare.

And every Daily Column girl should get this shirt

Hmm, every guy on The Daily Column should get this shirt and wear it on the weekends.

The King still wears the money crown. Rock 'n' roll legend Elvis Presley, dead for more than 26 years, on Friday led the Forbes.com list of top-earning deceased celebrities for the third year in a row

Liv Tyler is giving this guy a facefull...she got ghetto booty too Kat !

Monday, Monday

Thanks Spunky & Hoot. Great job this weekend!

My job now has me working all sorts of weird hours, so posting a column each evening is getting more difficult. I will try to post a column before I go to sleep each evening, but if I can't I'm just going to post whenever I have a chance during the day. So you may see a new posting from me in the afternoon or the evening.

How about those California wildfires?

A new drug that prevents a contagious virus from duplicating in the body could be a new weapon against hepatitis C.

450 women posed nude in Grand Central Terminal early Sunday for photographer Spencer Tunick.

An Icelandic fishing captain, known as "the Iceman" for his tough character, grabbed a 660-pound shark with his bare hands as it swam in shallow water toward his crew

Like chocolate? How about a model taking a bath in chocolate?

Bored? Play some Iraqi blackjack.

Bubble gum celebrates its 75th birthday.

A novelty toy dog which farts sparked a major security alert at Norfolk Airport in Virginia.

Nothing but of bunch of asses.

The Official Web Goat Clock.

Rich's Monday Super Column

First off , I would like to thank Jambo for his well thought out column on Saturday and I would like to thank Hoot for his nasty email inducing porn fest on Sunday ...both were well done and deserve a look if you havent seen them yet .

Ok , now on to the praise im sure Ghupp, Led Zepplin, Miss Kitty and rest of the sorry ass Red Sox fans thought they would never see out of me . Great job by the Marlins on Saturday in winning the world series . They were the hungrier team and played fundamental baseball the best I have seen it played in a long time , they deserve all the credit in the world for playing a great series ...Ok enough of that shit cause that's all the nice stuff I can say .

let's roll.....

I'm not sure how I missed this until now. This site will tell you every song that played on almost any radio station in the country (US) at any particular time. There is still hope for the Internet.

Nicole Kidman is planning to wed rocker Lenny Kravitz, say friends. Nicole, 36, has been wearing a diamond ring and pals expect a marriage within six months.

"Prince of Persia", online..soo hard and sooo fun .

Brits say floride tainted water is better than brushing.....YES, THE BRITS SAID THAT!

This is what would happen if I worked in the X-ray room at the hospital .

Chris Pontius, of "Jackass: The Movie," was found drunk and naked on the hood of a car in Miami Beach on Thursday - and it apparently wasn't a stunt.

Meet Benny Bennasi, because his music is sex.

How the mighty have fallen ...AFTER missing two court appearances in a cocaine possession case, Eminem's ex-wife was placed on electronic house arrest

EVERYBODY RUN !!! ....Barbie wants to have a gang bang .

I knew it . If you're stressed to your limits, Oprah Winfrey may be to blame.

85 pages of hand-drawn boobie art, and the most obnoxious abuse of iframes ever

A couple have been forced to move house because of the shame caused by the name of their street -- Butt Hole Road.

Do not deploy SQWERLS in rural areas where they may be mistaken for food

What a sad day ...Sexy songbird Kylie Minogue is hanging up her hot pants - she has vowed not to show her bottom in public any more

In Soviet Russia, the urinals poop on YOU.

Hoot's Time Check Reminder

Well fall is officially here. That's right did everyone remember to turn their clocks back? This is such a hard time of year cause now it will get dark at like 4:30 PM!!! It always takes a couple of weeks for me to get used to it. Anywho it also means winter is right around the bend and I can't wait to hit the slopes and do some snowboarding!!!!! Woo Ha!!!

Otay let's get it on!!!

Seeing as it is Sunday why doesn't everyone slip on their driving gloves and go for the ultimate Sunday drive!

Fellow guest contributor, the man in the forums who knows everything about anything and master of all that is Google Jambo!!! will love this. Google is auditioning dozens of banks for an initial public offering, possibly in the first half of 2004. Some say the company is aiming for a market value of $16 billion, putting the search engine in league with Yahoo and Amazon.com.

Now with that scary fall holiday this Friday I thought I would give everyone some FREE Halloween candy!!!

The Earth's magnetic field was bombarded with extra energy from the Sun on Friday when a geomagnetic storm sent charged particles that affected electric utilities, airline communications and satellite navigation systems.

A Haunted House anyone!!! Fall Reflections! What about an old boat!! Like these 3-D images and want to use them as wallpaper check out Savinoff Design Studios.

On the surface, it is hard to tell that the story labeled "Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women," isn't real. The original Web version has the CNN.com banner along the top of the page, the stock CNN medical graphic along the right side of the article and credits N.C. State University with the study. But when readers scan the page, names like "Dr. BJ Sooner" and "Dr. Inserta Shafteer" start to stand out as unusual. However, nothing discredits it more than the fact that a junior in materials science, Brandon Williamson, is the one that wrote it.

Soap me up Spunky!!!

Hey Ya!!!

Sweet view!!!

How Hot!!!

Love triumphs over evil especially if you know the Fat Ninja Of Love!

Bow wow! Woof Woof! Ever wonder what your dog is saying? Well dog lovers in Japan will soon be able to receive mobile phone text messages from their pets.

So you wanna get a pet ferret? Or so you wanna cure a hangover? Or so you wanna lie persuasively? So you wanna So you wanna So you wanna

Are any of you women having trouble getting off during sex. Maybe this will help. A Texas company claims to have invented an electrical stimulation device that takes women to a pre-orgasmic state.

Are you going to be having a kid and wanna know what the sex will be then try out the Ancient Chinese Birth Chart!

Sin city to get more sinful? Yesterday the mayor of Las Vegas turned quite a few heads by unofficially suggesting that Sin City create a red light district for legalized prostitution.

Shower Time

Lovely Blond

Triple Action

MMMMMMM!!!

Can't find out that fact about how many hits someone in baseball has? Looking for some pigskin info? Like to tell lots of facts about most anything? Try Fact Monster!

Six British schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said on Thursday.

How do you dismantle a four story high snow fort? Take a look!!! Still pictures of the tower are also on the website.

Call it a romantic interlude in the woods that may have gone a little too far.
A group riding all-terrain vehicles and dirt bikes came across a naked couple having sex Sunday in a wooded section of north Hackettstown, police report.

Well that about does it this time around. Again thanks Peter and Richie. One last thing, I wrote this before the game last night so I hope the Yankees won and will be playing for the series tonight in game 7. GO YANKS!!!

Spunky's Saturday Spectacular

Wake up !!!!! It's time to get up!!! Some of you are late for work Either way sleeping is no way to waste a good Saturday. Get out an enjoy it !

Ok get your coffee and light that smoke (if you smoke)...........

Are you ready????

Alright we will wait while you go pee, but hurry up!

Feel better now? Good let's begin.....

Now I really think the police have nothing better to do.

We know how some of you love your cell phones, but I think this guy's going to switch from AT&T soon.

Those who commit acts of homosexuality shall perish in the fires of hell, according to this preacher

Guys ever wonder what women really want? This link claims to have the answer

Politicians

As you know the Concorde has been grounded, but it went out with a bang

Jumping Jerusalem Holyman! To the Priestmobile!

Now how can we have a religion related story without this to bring us back to reality

Ahh much better, back to the column......

This is what happens when you fall asleep on the job

What's that Hoot you want more

You should always make sure you get your keys back from your former roommates

Need a costume idea? check this out

What a way to die

You can't see this in Milford

She's a real badass

I smell Huggy all over this

Update to the wheelchair story

This one's for Taint

Finally the truth is out, but can you handle it ladies?

Help Wanted , need a new job? good with your hands? like to play all day? then this is for you

I think this is a sign for parents to spend more time with their kids

Ok, ok more

McDonalds settled this one, as well they should have.

I normally wouldn't post this, but Richie really wanted to know

I hope you all enjoyed this Have a Great Weekend and once again Thanks Peter and Richie for allowing me to poison the minds of others

Rich's Friday Mega Column

God Damn , The Yanks have thier backs against the wall but the series switches to the Bronx on Saturday and with Petitte pitching I think we are going to see a game 7..hopefully ?

I know the Red Sox fans have taken enough abuse already but Skittlebrau sent me a really funny picture that I want to share with all of you, now remember IT IS JUST A JOKE .

Ok enough of tormenting the Sox fans , lets do one ....

Don Masey lost his false teeth in the Mediterranean sea and thought he'd never see them again. But two weeks later he got them back - after fishermen caught them in their nets.

Who are the richest fictional characters around? Now you know

GERMANS are screaming, moaning, and panting for the latest nightlife craze: porno karaoke

Rubik's cube art... some people just have too much time on their hands

A Baltimore man claims Mayor Martin O'Malley hasn't lived up to a promise to curb the city's homicide rate, so he's suing the mayor -- for $1.

For all our Forum people ...What type of forum dweller are you?

This one is gonna make Jambo nuts ....A man who made over 1,300 prank emergency phone calls to police in one month to vent his pent-up feelings has been arrested

Talk about having your car wrapped around a tree.

Skittle is mentioned again here but this one is for him too ....How to enjoy a pint of Guiness outside , geek style.

The world's richest teen-ager, Athina Roussel, 18, paid $320,000 for a prize cow called Esperanca (Hope) at a cattle auction in Sao Paulo on Monday night as a gift for her boyfriend

And you all think a tiger attacked Roy , I have a picture of his Real Attacker

More asian hotness, this time it's 'Gogo' from Kill Bill!

General Motors will rename its Buick LaCrosse in Canada because the name for the car is slang for masturbation in Quebec

Gak Attack...Cheap, cheesy and annoying!..but column worthy.

Well this gotta be the feel good story of the day ..A college student whose father was hit by a car and left to die in the windshield -- then forgave the woman who did it -- was awarded a $10,000 scholarship raised by death-row inmates

I got 4 words ....Ready ? ....Frisbee Chucking Cheeba Monkey!

I will take on any person who wants some ...I think im gonna be sick !

Niagara fall-guy Kirk Jones said he was suicidally depressed before he made his insane trip over the mighty cataracts - but his miracle survival has made him see the light.

Pretty cool stuff ...High speed photography images.

Angelina Jolie has ended her self-imposed sex ban - but won't say who she broke it with. The Tomb Raider babe, 28, recently shocked her male admirers by revealing that she had been celibate for a year. But now the twice-wed screen beauty has told a US TV show: "I've broken that"

Spunky told me he would hit it !

What the hell is going on at this place ...FOURTEEN small children attacked a 1-year-old boy at a nursery in the Croatian port city of Rijeka, biting the toddler at least 30 times

Hell froze over. Apple's iTunes is now available for Windows.

Dutch teens will have to learn about sex the old fashioned way. The popular sex ed TV show "This Is How You Screw" is off the air. It managed, however, to get off with a bang.

A website dedicated to pictures of wrecked exotic cars...ooohh , the pain !

This has been a hot topic in the forums lately ...Miami Dolphins linebacker and former Charger Junior Seau insisted he meant no harm when he suggested the way to stop former teammate LaDainian Tomlinson teammate on the football field was to feed him fried chicken and watermelon.

Dont get lost in the target=_blank>BUTT FOREST .

Have a Great Weekend everyone .

Work's been keeping me busy

Sorry for missing a couple columns this week. Work has been keeping me busy.

A $246 million lawsuit was filed against the designer, marketer and a retailer of the video game series "Grand Theft Auto" by the families of two people shot by teenagers apparently inspired by the game.

Fred Berry, who played "Rerun" on the 1970s sitcom What's Happening!! died on Tuesday. He was 52.

A Pennsylvania appeals court has ruled that members of a conservative Amish sect that believe the orange reflective triangles on the back of their horse carriages violate their beliefs, do not have to use them.

Hasbro, the manufacturer of Monopoly, said Wednesday it had filed suit against the creator of "Ghettopoly" -- a spoof version of the celebrated board game that stereotypes gangsta rap culture.

14-year-old Bryce Wiley, who has Muscular Dystrophy, faces $15 fines for riding his motorized wheelchair on city streets.

In local news, Sonya Chrucky, from Milford, claims her ex bit her on the lip while they were kissing. Her lawsuit against him asks for damages for "pain and suffering, scarring and losses."

Liza Minnelli’s estranged husband has claimed she regularly beat him in drunken rages during their stormy 16-month marriage.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has offered the town of Rodeo, California $20,000 in veggie burgers if it would change the name of the town.

This is funny: Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad.

Getting married? Don't have a lot of money to spend? Here's are some inexpensive wedding ideas.

Finally, some online confessions. Go ahead, post yours!

Rich's Thursday Extravaganza

I have been reading in the Advocate how Humphrey's in New Haven is under new managment and no longer affiliated with the Orange one . So these new owners want to get rid of the nightclub part of it and the younger crowd and cater more to people who like Jazz and such ...I give it 6 months before you see the windows soaped up ..AGAIN !

Time to burn a little ...

A man survived a plunge over Niagara Falls with only the clothes on his back, witnesses said, the first person known to have done it and lived.

Since none of you are capable of getting any in real life (see also: me) here's a simulation to comfort you, just a little

A man died with a 4-inch fish in his mouth in what police said may have been an attempt to imitate a television stunt

Since a lot of you seem to have an interest in the Internet beyond being a spectator, here's a site dedicated to helping people make blogs that don't suck. Yea, I know, we need more bloggers.

A man has been arrested in the Ukraine armed with a gun and a cabbage he intended to use as a silencer. ..maybe he was going to make some cole slaw ?

And this year for Halloween...

In a recent study of nearly 500 people by the Albert Einstein Center in the Bronx, N.Y., dancing was the only regular physical activity associated with a significant decrease in the incidence of dementia, including Alzheimer's disease

I love ewe too...I reeeeeealy do .

A Pervert Gyno shaved patients' genitals, salivated during examination, and tried to get them aroused

Play the Bunny Game ...I really like the part where I want to gnaw my fingers off after 10 seconds of playing.

Test yourself out on the Drink -O- meter

Talk about lazy ...More and more people are turning to robots to do their household chores, such as mowing lawns and vacuuming carpets

Ladies and Gentlemen , may I introduce you to The Warriors of the Net.

Im going to put this as easy as possible to understand ...Pictures of Swiss girls taken at various nighclubs throughout Zurich

The latest version of Microsoft's hugely successful Office software suite launches on Tuesday, with its most eye-catching feature a new ability to make documents and emails "self-destruct".

I dont know and I dont wanna , all I do know is there is pretty good looking women on here and I dont ask many questions when I see that ?

They are trying to sell this as " A Great Mothers Day Gift " ...haha

Rich's Humpday Happenings

2 down , 2 to go ...Yanks won again last night in a rain soaked game 3 and are looking good to win another championship ...we will see ?

here we go ....

Pamela Anderson says hepatitis C, which she was diagnosed with in 2001, will probably kill her in a decade. "I think I've got a good 10 years left in me, which is sad, too. Maybe 15, if I'm lucky," Anderson tells Us Weekly magazine in a first-person story for the November 3 issue

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Follow the link for the exciting conclusion!

A lobbying group wants to start a U.S. national Intersex Awareness Day. . make sure you read this shit !

Destruction 2, back for another few minutes of fun.

What ever happened to clapping erasures ?? ...A Columbus high school teacher was arrested last week after allegedly handcuffing and duct-taping a student

Get ready to be grossed out ....How to cook a placenta.

Things were relatively quiet in downtown Stamford Monday, just hours after a 170-pound, diaper-wearing chimpanzee commandeered an intersection and held police at bay for a few hours.

Dead Awake, the student movie. You guys seem to like this sort of thing.

A 36-year-old West Pottsgrove woman will serve probation for showing an artificial penis to three children, chasing them and hitting one girl on the head with it.

Erowid: Documenting the Complex Relationship between Humans and Psychoactives.

Al Pacino has just won the meanest award in showbiz his head-busting, coke-snorting gangster Tony Montana from "Scarface" has been named the "Biggest Movie Badass of All Time."

Eatin' aint cheain'...so they say

Try asking a woman how happy she is with her body, and chances are, she will reply in the negative.

I laughed, and then I cried...then laughed again .....just look at this !

POP babe Britney Spears performed a stiptease during a tour of New York clubs — and caused chaos

This is what happens when you are way too into college football .

Federal health officials are expected to soon issue a report warning the public about the dangers of second-hand gas. Human gas, that is.

Crazy lady is married to the Berlin Wall. I can't believe I just typed that

Spunky saw the pictures at the top, creamed his pants, scrolled down, and creamed his pants again.

Oops, I forgot

Sorry about my lack of a column yesterday. I did one, but I forget to post it before I went to sleep. Then I left for work in the morning without checking TDC. Oops. Oh well.

A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom. He allegedly masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.

This is a really nice animated GIF.

Useful fact: Like escargot? Me too. But, be careful if you plan to catch them yourself. Eating common garden slugs or snails can be fatal.

Check out The Picture of Everything.

How many cut off genital stories has this been? A Tanzanian man has cut off his genitals in an attempt to win sympathy from creditors after squandering their money on prostitutes and alcohol.

I think I may have posted this before. It's still cool.

Check out this video of a school bus full of kids getting tossed to one side during an accident. Apparently, none of them was seriously hurt.

What do you do when you find poop in the pool? (From the Center for Disease Control)

There goes another one: The world's oldest person has died peacefully in his sleep after a brief illness. His relatives believe he was 122 years old.

How to render the Segway Human Transporter obsolete.

Here you go: A Random Lesbian Generator with over 17,000 images.

Rich's Tuesday TaclkeBox

Just a shortie today cause I want everyone to read the RED SOX FAN CONVERSION FORM I POSTED ...

The government is fielding more than 1,000 complaints a day from people who say telemarketers continue to call them even though they are on the do-not-call list

Wow , this one is really well put together , The answer to every conspiracy ever !

The music industry plans to sue hundreds more in a second round of legal action against people who illegally share copyrighted song files over the Internet.

Im going to run out and get me one of these ...Hostile shirts for a variety of professions.

Courtney Love's daughter has been taken into care after the star was charged with being under the influence of drugs

OMG THEY FOUND NEMO!...my daughter will be soooo relieved .

Another Dumb bank robber : According to police, Daquan Pitts, 18, entered an HSBC branch at 5929 Flatlands Ave. just after noon on Thursday and passed the teller a note asking for someone's account number - anyone's, apparently - so he could withdraw $10,000 in cash...... read the rest of the story

Mmmmm, maybe I should break out the old ColecoVision for some Smurfs action.

Nice car more important than nice ass?? Men are over their obsession with looks when it comes to dating - they would much rather snare a woman with a good car

Laughing cats, disturbing yet funny...

Blaine risks sudden death when he begins eating...A nutritional expert has warned that Blaine risks sudden death if extreme care is not taken when he begins eating again

OK , Make sure you rread the RED SOX CONVERSION FORM , it's really funny !

Red Sox Fan Conversion Form

BARFLY sent me this in the mail yesterday and it was too good just to bury it in the Yanks-Red Sox forum , I know im going to hear it from the Sox fans but you what ....who cares ?

I hope they know it is all in good fun , so if you cant take a joke , dont read it !

Here it is :

BOSTON RED SOX TO NEW YORK YANKEES FAN CONVERSION FORM

Thank you for your interest in becoming a member of The New York Yankees Fan Club. Due to an unprecedented volume of requests, we are
currently processing only fan conversion revisitations for Boston Red
Sox fans.
Conversion requests for other teams will be accepted once all former
Red Sox fan requests have been processed. We expect this to take only a
number of days based on the current number of actual Red Sox fans left.

Please take a few minutes and complete the conversion form below to
help us get to know you better and prescribe any required counseling to
recover from your previous fan experience.

1. Please indicate the last time you watched the Red Sox win the World
Series:
__ 1918 (Please leave your form in the main office of your nursing home
for mailing.)
__ I have never witnessed this event

2. Please indicate your favorite moments in Red Sox history. (Check all
that apply.)
__ Babe Ruth sold to the Yankees
__ Pesky holds ball as the Yankees score the winning run in 1948
__ Bob Gibson shuts down the Sox in the 1967 series
__ Sox trade Sparky Lyle to the Yankees for Danny Carter
__ Big Red Machine beats the Sox in game 7 of the 1975 series
__ Sox lose 14 1/2 game lead to the Yankees in 1978
__ The "Boston Massacre" in 1978 (4 game sweep by the Yanks in Fenway in
September)
__ Bucky Dent's homer in the 1978 playoff game
__ Bob Stanley throws wild pitch in the 6th game of the 1986 series
__ Grounder goes through Buckner's legs in the 6th game of the 1986
series
__ Future Hall-of-Famer, Wade Boggs rides policeman's horse after the
Yanks win the 1996 series
__ Future Hall-of-Famer, Roger Clemens traded to the Yankees
__ Yanks wipe out Sox in 5 games in the 1999 ALCS
__ Roger Clemens wins game 4 for the Yankees to clinch the 1999 series
__Aaron Boone's HR in Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS

3. Reasons you believe the Red Sox have NOT won a World Series:
__ The Curse of The Bambino
__ Lack of Pitching
__ The Curse of The Bambino
__ Lack of Hitting
__ The Curse of The Bambino
__ Lack of Defense
__ The Curse of The Bambino
__ Bad calls by the umps
__ The Curse of The Bambino

4. Have you experienced any of the following symptoms after another
inevitable Red Sox collapse?:

__ Headache __ Uncontrollable anger
__ Heartache __ Holes punched in doors/windows
__ Nausea __ Smashed TV screens
__ Depression __ Avoided Yankee fans for 3 or more days

5. October is your favorite month of the year? __Yes __No

6. Are you tired of saying, "Wait Until Next Year?" __Yes __No

7. Are you ready to admit that:

a. Joe DiMaggio was better than Ted Williams __Yes __No
b. Thurman Munson was better than Carlton Fisk __Yes __No
c. Derek Jeter is better than Nomar Garciaparra __Yes __No
d. Don Zimmer is a managerial genius __Yes __No
e. The Red Sox will be no better this century than last __Yes __No
f. The "Green Monster" is ugly and stupid __Yes __No

Once you have completed this form, please forward it to Yankee Stadium.
Then, burn all of your remaining Red Sox clothing, memorabilia, and
associated reminders. After reviewing your request, the Yankee Fan Club
will contact you with notification of acceptance or rejection.
If accepted, you will receive:

* A recommended recuperation program, including a recording of Frank
Sinatra singing "New York, New York"

* An opportunity to obtain tickets to the 2003 World Series at Yankee
Stadium

* An "I've Come to my Senses" Yankee T-shirt

* Posters of Boggs and Clemens in Yankee uniforms, complete with their
championship rings

* A dart board sporting a picture of Yaz

* A copy of our ever popular handbook, "Harassing Red Sox Fans For Fun
and Profit"

* A coupon for a future poster of Pedro Martinez in a Yankee uniform

* A one year subscription to a weekly support group for ex-Red Sox fans
in your area.
If rejected, you will receive:

* Our pity and condolences, plus a 25 second video capturing the past
100 years of Red Sox highlights in head-to-head competition against the
Yankees, narrated by George "Boomer" Scott.

Rich's Monday Super Column

Happy New Week to all and winter is definatly here after the past couple days...BRRRR .

First off a Big Thanks goes out to Jambo for his weekend columns , they were very funny and well put together ....nice job .

I have been trying for about an hour and a half now to find footage of something I saw last night that was absolutly revolting but some of you sicko's would just love, but have been having no luck so far . I was watching this show last night were in Japan , they take a live fish hold it's head in a towel , deep fry half of the fish and serve it with the top half of the fish still alive ...So the people were sitting there eating the bottom half of the fish with chopsticks while the upper half was still gasping for air (like a fish out of water ) ..it was soooo nasty !

Ok , lets do one ....

Drink-drive campaigns have been so successful at getting people out of their cars that there has been a record rise in deaths of drunk pedestrians

Your probably think "who gives a fuck ?" , but here's an explanation of cheese, and various cheeselike products

Illusionist David Blaine is said to be suffering from palpitations and breathing difficulties as he enters the final stretch of his starvation stunt. ...why man , just why ?

The Soda Constructor, always a load of fun

A woman in who went to the hospital in South Australia with mysterious stomach pain has given birth to a healthy baby boy.

It's all about the classics today I guess. If you wait long enough, you'll see an iguana. No, really.

Where all NFL fans come to talk , but if any of you have any questions ...take a look at the top of the page !

Cant some people just leave it alone for christ's sake ??? ...Inside one man's crusade to save Gillian Anderson and the rest of the world from the plague of fake celebrity porn.

This one is a little late (unless your a mean bastard) ...How to build the ultimate water gun.

UMMMM , HUH ? A flap erupted over medical checks for catering workers at the APEC summit in Thailand, who were required to submit to rectal swabs to determine they are disease-free.

Hey Skittle & Taint ...You would need to drink a different beer every day for the next 6 years just to catch these guys.

The Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, joined in the jibing with an offer to get Mr Bartman a spot in a witness protection programme. One city alderman, Tom Allen, suggested he "move to Alaska".

European Kissing Etiquette. Here's a secret for the Europeans if you ever kiss someone from the states: Brush those chops , please!

Note to car thieves: If you must go talk to the police about something, don't show up in a stolen car

The SPAM map, and how everything is linked together.

Workers at a Kettle Foods potato chip plant were feeding potatoes into a machine that sorts out stones and other debris this week when a 3-pound military bomb popped out.

As Peter would say , NICE TOP ..anne hathaway

Jessica Simpson tanning that beautiful body of her's .

Here's an oldie but a goodie ...Eliza Dushku all wet .

LETS GO YANKS !!

Sunday Fun-day, Jambo-style!

Last nite was my shift on the ambulance, so this is actually some crap that I threw together waaaaaaay in advance so I can sleep in!

This stuff is currently the big hit in my office. Like so much other odd stuff found online, I had to order it before the rest of the folks here would...it's AWESOME!!!

Are you weird?

No sign of "hugginse293" in the forums or on any clocktowers?

Electron microscopic examination of BEER. Mmmmmm.....beeeeeeer!

Ever wonder where old Ben & Jerry's flavor go to die? The Flavor Graveyard.

Interactive online virtual fortune cookie. I always seem to get bad news....

It has happened to everyone... So you came in late last night, were too drunk and lazy and disoriented to make your way to the bathroom and peed on yourself. After that, since you never holstered your woozle, your wife and her friends walked in and saw you there unconscious and pantsless? Now your wife is mad and wants you to clean up???

We are planning some home improvements outdoors and indoors Their homepage is here, BTW.

Wild Thing, I think I love you.... And here's the dictionaraoke website.

Hello Deli!

If a phone rings at a lonely weatherbeaten phone booth in the middle of the desert in the middle of the night and there isn't anyone there to hear it, does it really make a sound? Ladies and gentlemen: The Mojave Phone Booth!

Some time ago, we all talked about the secrets of the magic kingdom. I bring you now secrets of the bathrooms of the magic kingdom!

Sexy chick - check out her tanlines....

I promised Leandroc and AIM: Ramen noodle recipe madness.

I am sooooo jealous of this cube-monkey...

Them Red Sox need some help for next year. Don't bother flaming me...

However, Christians can rest assuered that at least the Cubs aren't cursed by God.

Some online forum and chat users are changing their names to match their screen names.

Finally, some wise words from a wise guy...
Confucius say: "Virginity is like a bubble; one little prick and it's all gone!"

That's it! Hope you liked it! Rich & Peter, thanks.

JAMBO® and the Weekend Wonder Woozle!

Howdy do all! Guest columnist JAMBO!!! here with some time-wasting weekend stupidity and stuff. Some is some will make you and it's all guaranteed 100% Jambolicious!

Join the forums if you are reading this and have no idea whatsoever who I am or what I am talking about.

OK. I'm not the big read through the news and post pertinent links kinda guy. You can read your own news and decide for yourself what is hip. News here. And here. And the NY Times and USA Today too.

I will share this link to the NY Post editorial that reported the Yankees' loss this morning. The Smoking Gun is there.

Folks accuse me of being the Google-king, so I bestow upon my faithful subjects, how to get more (or less) out of Google.

Strange mix of stuff links-wise today:

Art cars

Lord of the Rings walking directions

An "actual" Hawaiian Hobbit House

Yeah, I'm a Lord of the Rings geek. Cities where all 3 movies will be shown back to back to back.

Considering going back to bed?

I know I'm a kick-ass home cook...Paula seems to think she is a kick-ass home cook....cooking links. And another. And a third with a little cooking in the bedroom, baby, yeah!!!. And angry chicken pasta?!?

Porn reviews of online sites. Haven't tried too many of the sites, as there are too many of the sites to try!

Wouldn't it be great to be able to encrypt emails so that they totally evade all detection? This site will disguise your text as spam...

On the road again! The wife and I are planning an RV tour of California wine country within the next year or so...so being the Internet maven, Google king that I am, I have been researching my sweet bippy off...

Roadtrip site that commemorates a cross-country trip, mile by mile, in pictures.

Unusual roadside attractions: the cheesy, the kitschy, the bizarre.

What roadtrip would be complete without road food and a bitter waitress? Hint: try the Sh*tty Tipper Database (STD) or the War Stories links.

Wish I could drive like this psycho, pedestrian killer! This is a game BTW...

Here is the WORT (Weird Off-Road Truck) which the builder named "Wothahellizat". It is Australia's biggest, baddest-assed off-road motor home built on a truck chassis. Not much competition in that category I bet

We wanna try hosteling as an inexpensive, hip alternative to hotels.

Roadside signs used to be a cool part of traveling.

Tune in tomorrow for the continuing adventures of Jambo and Woozle-boy in our next thrilling installment!

Yankees Win , Theeeeee Yankees Win !

Ohh How Sweet It Is !! ...What a fantastic game last night and a fantastic series , and it couldnt have ended any other way then a walk off homerun by Aaron Boone in the bottom of the 11th inning to put the Yanks into the World Series over the Boston Red Sox. I really feel for you Sox fans , how long are you going to root for this team that just rips your heart out year after year..maybe its time to find a new team ?

What a game , What a team !

Ok , since it is now almost 7am and I just got home , a shortie from me today ...

Before you try to put together that expensive treadmill you bought from Home Shopping Network, you should probably check this out.

A supermarket rat that had dodged a number of poison traps got its comeuppance when an 80-year-old shopper knocked it unconscious after it tried to steal her cheese

Which Fantasy/Sci-Fi Character Are You?

Tanzania has banned imports of secondhand underwear, fearing the used garments might spread skin diseases

Viewer ratings for all aired Simpsons shows

Holy moly! This could revolutionize pooping forever!

Retired engineer stunned the hobby world by building the first model airplane to cross an ocean.

Fuck mullets! Combovers rule! My dad unavailable for comment...

If you suck at standup comedy, don't put your video clips on the internet for the entire world to view

Play Naval Combat ..top scorer wins you know .

Vegetarians be damned! I'll have a beef shake to go please!

35 pictures of Lisa Snowdon. Me likey...

I'm gonna go look for my Superman underoos now !

This one is for Huggy Bear ...Test your masturbatory reflexes.

See ya ....

What goes up, must come down

China's first astronaut returned safely to Earth on Thursday when his craft touched down on time and as planned after 21 hours in orbit.

I saw an ad tonight for "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (the remake) where it said "inspired by a true story." The truth is there was no such murder and no chainsaw was ever used even in the "inspired by" crimes.

The fan who played a key role in the Chicago Cubs' collapse in Game 6 of the NL championship series apologized Wednesday.

Talk about broadband: Two scientific research centers said on Wednesday they had set a new world speed record for sending data across the Internet, equivalent to transferring a full-length DVD film in seven seconds.

Queen Rania Al-Abdullah of Jordan is definitely hot.

Nice top. And another. And another.

Here's an interesting new copy protection scheme: Illegally copied games protected by the system work properly at first, but start to fall apart after the player has had just enough time to get hooked.

Great parent-to-be: A pregnant woman pleaded guilty to second-degree assault after she chased a four-year-old boy around a McDonald's, put him in a headlock, and rubbed hot french fries in his face. Why did she do it? The boy had accidentally spilled ice cream on her shirt.

Like feet? Check out the feet of the runners-up and winner of the Fourth Annual Shoes.com World's Most Beautiful Feet Contest.

Trouser Semaphore is swiftly gaining currency as the only way for people of quality to communicate in an age of rapidly escalating background noise levels.

I let Richie try his hand at some programming yesterday, and look what he did to the site.

Wonderful Wednesday

Sorry I had no column yesterday. Laurie and I spent the night discussing world politics.

China - China launched its first manned space mission on Wednesday, becoming the third country in history to send a person into orbit.

Guys: Drink coffee. Scientists have found that men who drink coffee have sperm that moves better than the sperm of those who lay off the caffeine.

The Supreme Court agreed to decide whether it's unconstitutional for children in public schools to pledge their allegiance to "one nation under God." The high court will hear the case sometime next year.

This is kinda scary: Last month an asteroid passed within 52,000 miles of Earth — the closest documented approach of an asteroid that didn't collide with the atmosphere.

A Pennsylvania pub serves the world's biggest burger - weighing in at nine pounds! Load with all the "fixins," it's $23.95. They claim no one has ever finished it.

Nice top. And another. And another.

From the "no shit, Sherlock" department: Regularly baking to a golden tan under sun lamps can increase the risk of malignant melanoma, a sometimes fatal skin cancer, and the younger a woman starts the greater the risk.

See this video yet? It shows a Nebraska football player hitting and knocking down a Missouri fan when the two crossed paths on the field. Click the Video link on the page.

This one's for one of our regular TDC members - Skittlebrau. Turns out some guy decided to create some of the brew that first came up in a Simpson's episode. Read all about the Skittlebrau Project. (This is a Google cache copy.)

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Nasty night out there last night boy , working outside is no fun when this kind of weather is around.

What a great game by David Wells last night , he got himself out of sooo many jams that he showed why he still have alot left in the tank .

A shortie for me ...

An 80 year-old Indian man, whose relatives thought he was dead, came "back to life" after being doused with cold water as part of the funeral preparations

Screw this Kangaroo , try and beat him .

A woman said that she was approached by a naked man Friday morning outside her apartment complex before the man snapped her picture and ran away from the scene.

Somehow, this is just wrong.

First there was road rage, now there's surf rage

Looking for the unicorn! Boogie's Saturday night activity...

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has urged Latin Americans not to celebrate Columbus Day, saying the explorer was worse that Hitler.

Think you own every piece of Britney memoribilia ?? ...How bout Britney Spears Fart captured in container

An internet campaign urges hundreds to push the 30-year-old “over the edge” by setting off mobile ring-tones in unison, chanting “What goes up must come down” and holding up items of food.

How Complicated is Constipation...

Guests at a wedding in central Serbia have apparently shot down a small aircraft by mistake. They were celebrating in the traditional way - firing off shot after shot into the air above the wedding party.

Imagine a world where you could pile teddy on teddy in a huge triangular formation and then topple them like cards. Imagine not. Live your dream of teddy bear Valhalla

See Hootie , it is the cheeseburgers? ...There is no such thing as a "beer belly", according to scientists. Researchers in Britain and the Czech Republic surveyed almost 2,000 Czechs, who are generally regarded as the world's biggest beer drinkers.

Nightmares of adolescence... all i can say a god damn .

Perfect , just perfect .

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Well it was a good game 4 and Wakefield was brilliant again , and with the exception of a questionable call at 1st base that brought in the winning run (but your always going to get that call at home), It was nice to see a good , CLEAN game....today at 4pm is a biggie , LETS GO YANKS !

Dont forget the CONTEST PHOTO for this week , we got a couple good ones so far so keep em coming .

and were off ...

A WEALTHY Texas surgeon who accidentally left his $21,000 Rolex watch in a patient's abdomen during a gallbladder operation has sent her a bill for the pricey timepiece. And he's threatened legal action if she doesn't pay up!

Nazi Low Riders named Dirty and Skeeter, an old satanic cult called the Order of Lion, and bizarre paintings of decapitated women and floating fetuses. These are the latest surreal elements in the Laci Peterson murder case.

psychotherapeutic screensaver and desktop enhancer. So this is what being on acid is like?

I like it .....Organizers of a haunted house that includes scenes of same sex kissing and a whipping dominatrix said they're just trying to promote adult fun

Anti-masturbation equipment...Huggy bear faints ( sorry , a forum joke)

Sometimes you have to ask yourself ..WHY ? .....Robbers hijacked a truckload of chocolate near Johannesburg after posing as traffic officers, with fake uniforms and a car with a blue light on the roof

So creepy, yet really cool and beautiful...

The Chrome Ribbon Campaign ,.."Keep the idiots off the net!"

Linda Robson told police how she was robbed yesterday, for a bag of dog shit.

World Beard and Moustache Championships. The phrase "I was just saving that for later," was very popular at the reception dinner.

New research published last week claims that homosexuals and lesbians who undergo psychiatric therapy can change their sexuality

This is probably one of the dumbest things I have ever wasted my time on the net looking at ....but you might like it ?

A youth-oriented clothing store located in the heart of the Portuguese capital plans to give away clothes to any customer who is willing to go shopping at the shop naked next Wednesday

Convert one thing into another, just a shame it can't convert small boobies into large boobies?

Julia Stiles has a little nip slip .

Thanks Spunky!

Yes, that was Spunky yesterday, but he forgot to mention it. Thanks Spunky.

Okay, let's start with this one: A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia.

I was cracking up reading this.

Kim Won-jung walked up to a vending machine and bought an orange drink. But rather than insert coins, she paid with the press of a cell phone button. Her phone has a debit card inside, and pushing its "hot key" beamed the information to complete the transaction. Won't it be cool when we have this here?

The union representing some 70,000 Southern California grocery workers called a strike against Safeway, Vons and two rival supermarket chains responded on Sunday by locking out union workers.

An interesting OP-ED piece on the usefulness of the strict time limits for taking the SAT test. For those of you who hated timed tests, this is an interesting article.

I wanna make one of these!

Pageant news: A bunch of Thai bar girls, some health officials and a transvestite recently blew up condoms and paraded for the title of 'Miss Condom Asia-Pacific'. And, the 5th National Fatty Beauty Contest was held near Budapest, Hungary.

Check out this kite.

And some more of the story comes out: A desperate, drug-addicted Rush Limbaugh begged his dealer to score him a final, explosive dope cocktail just two weeks before he attempted to detox last year. And, they make mention of the deafness thing, too.

I may have posted this before, but this 3-D Pong is very cool.

Rich's Monday Supercolumn

This weekend was great if you were a Yankee fan and embarassing if you were a Red Sox fan , If you want to read what I had to say about this , Read my rant in the forums under the RED VS YANKS topic....a good excuse to join the forums too.

IT'S BACK ....the picture contest is back , here is how it works for all of you who dont know ...I post a picture and you guys send in a contest entry and the winner gets to do his or her own column the following week.

Here is the CONTEST PHOTO

and dont forget to send all entries to richie@thedailycolumn.com

Good Luck !

lets do a column ....

Florida, the lightning capital of the nation, lived up to its reputation when 20 prized, pregnant cows were killed by a bolt that hit an oak tree they were huddled under at a north Florida farm

Dance like you're selling nails.

Russian scientists say they may have found the remains of an animal that could be behind the yeti legend. The furry limb, complete with furry padded paw, was found on a Siberian mountainside and is believed to be several thousand years old.

She's got to have it..she does , really !

A Florida teacher who dressed as Noodles the Clown to entertain children pleads guilty to possessing child pornography.

Maybe the next time you will listen when I say "Don't Touch The Computer!"
Caution: Guard your jewels.

Madison called the children pretending to be a representative from the "Blow Pop" lollipop manufacturer looking for children to be in a television commercial. He asked them to repeat what could be construed as sexually inappropriate language over the phone, pretending they were lines that would have to be recited in the lollipop commercial.

More naked hippies... *shudder*

The CHP said Jeffrey Lee Brown, 24, was completely naked when he jumped from his car on Interstate 880 near Stevens Creek Boulevard in San Jose after it had traveled at least 10 miles with four blown-out tires.

Kids, this is why you shouldn't do Ecstacy.

A 34-year-old man will appear in the Sebokeng magistrate's court on Thursday for having sexual intercourse with a donkey

For those looking for a way to impress their significant other this weekend. I suggest staying away from munging

Police didn't have to use DNA or fingerprints to track down a man accused of breaking into a vacant house -- they traced his dentures

Extreme Pumpkins.com - Pumpkin carving at its wildest!

Spy organisations will probably be keeping a very keen eye on five-year-old He Nan. The Chinese boy has displayed a very unusual talent: using nothing but his well-tuned ears he can accurately guess which telephone numbers have been dialled

Very, very cool Japanese emoticons

A WOMAN who masqueraded as a nurse for 15 years escaped jail yesterday after a court heard she had treated thousands of patients without complaint.

Alyssa Milano getting it on ....aww soooo nice !

Im sure the Sox fans are going to get nuts today but they really have no leg to stand on !

Sunday Morning Wake Up Call

Rise and Shine !!! Time to get up and have some runny eggs and greasy bacon No time to sleep , there's football and playoff baseball on today. So grab a cold one and the remote and let's get this started

You think your family has problems??? This guy was running for the elected office of Coroner. I guess the only good news about this whacko is that he dropped out of the election.

Fred Durst is the man.

So Nice

I hate clowns, especially clowns who call themselves Noodles

So much better than clowns

Normally I would never put something this stupid up, but it may explain why Richie had the pic in his signature. (for the new people who don't know what I'm referring to, you don't want to. Some things in life are better left unseen.

Awww what did you expect from Jeb's state?

Did the fact they asked for 16 rooms give you any idea what would happen?

Don't put away those platform shoes and polyester suits just yet.

You know what really pisses me off is when someone just cuts you off like you weren't even there. Then you just barely miss you and you yell out to them " What are you fucking Blind Asshole?" Well now you know.

Hey are you looking for a new place with a Spectacular View??

Why would anyone do this? Do they really believe in monsters?

This one's for Hoot

Damn dentures will get you every time.

Wow

For Buffy

What the fuck?

Revenge is sweet, especially for this victim

If I were the judge in this case, I would let this guy walk. Even if the guy was a screw up, he was protecting his kid.

If you thought Gigli sucked, so did the marketing crew for their next movie Jersey Girl. In fact they have chosen not to use Ben or J-Lo to promote it. Instead they're going to promote it as Kevin Smith's new movie.

Check those powerball tickets

The French are at it again.

Did I mention I hate Fred Durst? We so do the people who went to that concert I mentioned before.

??????????? I am not letting my kids go to that college.

What on earth possessed him to do it???

Man there is going to be alot of unhappy guys in East Haven

Ladies, ever get a run in your nylons?? Ever wondered where you can find a pair in a hurry? Well Japan has the answer

It's bad enough he had to ask his mom for the money, but to spend and end up with this??? He has got to be pissed.

Ok, that should take you up to football time, go get the beer and the wings, I'll grab some nachos on my way down after work.

Thanks again Peter and Richie for this fun opportunity, hope everyone else enjoyed it as much as I did.

I Scooped Newsweek

Check out the excerpt from the October 13th issue of Newsweek included below. In an article about Rush Limbaugh's current troubles, they cite the same study I cited back on October 3rd. Although they don't conclude that his hearing loss was caused by his drug abuse, they did look into the exact same thing that I looked into. So, I scooped them by 10 days!

Limbaugh’s alleged drug use has prompted a stunning bit of speculation—that his hearing loss two years ago may have been caused by high doses of painkillers similar to Vicodin. In 2001, researchers at the House Ear Institute discerned a link between Vicodin abuse and sudden hearing loss. That year, the institute began treating Limbaugh. Doctors attributed his deafness not to painkillers, but to a condition called autoimmune inner-ear disease, though they noted that he didn’t display most of the symptoms associated with AIED. (He eventually regained hearing with a cochlear implant.) In light of last week’s news reports, the institute reaffirmed Limbaugh’s AIED diagnosis and noted that he lost hearing over a period of several months, while hearing loss from Vicodin usually occurs over a period of days. Whatever the case, the speculation only adds to the questions dogging Limbaugh. For once, the titan of talk may be praying for silence.

Source: "Rush’s World of Pain," Newsweek, October 13, 2003.

Rich's Weekend Jam

Well It looks like our guest contributors all shit the bed this weekend so it's up to us to put together the weekend columns too , so here goes a rare weekend appearance by me ...

Welcome to the Staremaster contest: the olympics of slackers

And to continue our G.I. Joe theme for the week, we present to you: G.I. Joe erotica! I am only slightly disturbed at who submitted this

He snugged up to bears and sang "i love you" to them to prove they could do him no harm; he was torn to pieces

What Hoot and his twin do in their spare time...

The parents of a boy who has refused to go to school since his teacher told him to jump from a condominium and die

Hey stupid , here are some Common errors in English.

To save New York's Westchester County teenagers from a world gone complicated, Westchester County officials have enlisted the services of four timeless teenagers they say are perfect for the job: Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead.

I, for one, welcome our new floaty-eyeball overlords.

The Classic Chronicles of George

Britney Spears and her big bjoobies and her stiff nipples! green (as Britney's shirt!) with envy...

Serial bank robber pleads guilty to the third heist since he began his crime spree in 1998. He's 91.

"Ima blow this muh-f*cka up if i dont get my muh-f*ckin change!"..funny stuff

You want to know why everything turned out wrong? Cause you didn't take my advice and you're f-ing stupid......Someone certainly is pissed off.

Great for threesomes!..... Girl not included.

Coming soon to a McDonald's near you: Phone in orders and zoom-thru's

Getting sick at Disney World

It's 4:00 am, and I'm tired. Just a short one today...

Walt Disney World's newest attraction delivers a remarkable simulation of a rocket launch and spacecraft landing, right down to the nausea and brief moment of weightlessness.

Here's a neat skill to have: A five-year-old boy in Beijing has developed the ability to read back telephone numbers by listening to the sound of the number being dialed.

The most-crowded subway in Japan's second-largest city of Osaka has decided to offer women-only cars all day long because so many women are groped while riding the train.

Get this: The Vatican is telling its millions of followers that condoms can not stop the transmission of AIDS. Yeah, that makes sense. Tell millions of people to have unsafe sex.

In other wacky church news, the Russian Orthodox Church has demolished a chapel where a priest conducted a marriage ceremony between two men.

Need a new wallpaper? There are plenty of nice ones here.

I thought this was an interesting photo. To some, it's everything you could want in one shot.

Can't wait to get one of the new colorful $20 bills? You can buy one on Ebay now for $29.99.

An interesting article on the guy who came up with the idea for "control-alt-delete."

Okay, bedtime. Enjoy the weekend.

Rich's Friday Supercolumn

Nice win last night by the Yanks , they actually played small ball and still won . It is gonna be an exciting series in the armpit of baseball that is Fenway Park.

Ohh yah , Vnobile is an asshole (inside joke)..

Ok , on with the show ....

A Japanese man thought he would try something new - snorkeling - for his 70th birthday and ended up in a 19-hour swim for his life after being swept out to sea by a strong tide

Make a pair of underpants using a buttered piece of toast. [Insert "I can't believe it's not butter!" joke here]

Two Moroccan schoolboys were injured Monday when their teacher threw them out of a first floor classroom window for being too noisy

Ah, the wisdom of Homer Simpson

I think this is just about as cameltoe as cameltoe can get!

An Italian mountaineer has challenged a Japanese alpinist who claims he was the first person to reveal that the infamous Himalayan Abominable Snowman is in fact a brown bear

This clever algorithm checks any paragraph you feed it and determines if a man or woman wrote it.

A few inches of snow, a Gremlin, some open space, and a video camera!

The Whizzinator help cons pass urine tests..wait till you hear what the Whizzinator is !~

The first laptops designed to protect themselves against the damage caused by a drop are launched by IBM

If you ever wondered why the ocean was so salty , Now I have the answer .

Student Lauren Phillips was chucked into a Singapore jail - for trying to bring a toy plane home as a present for her dad.

This concept challenges the traditional form of the toilet or "throne" by toying with the nostalgic familiarity of the rocking horse. However, the inclusion of foot pegs provides real health benefits by raising the knees above the waist, which facilitates a thorough expulsion of waste. POOP!

The most and least corrupt countries in the world: US ranks 18th least corrupt

For those of you that wish you could find a circa 1980 G.I. Joe, this is for you.

An ex-Navy SEAL obsessed with sexy rocker Sheryl Crow was busted for stalking her at a Manhattan concert hall

Hobbiton, it's so on.

Police are investigating claims that an eight-year-old pupil was restrained by wooden blocks attached to his fingers and his hands clamped behind his back in the headmaster's office

Well At least it's not a guy with that name.

WTF ?? ..A MAN who attacked his North Wales mother with an axe also dumped the headless body of his friend in a park

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere.

This is kinda funny , whacked but funny .....Fisherman 'raped with a banana'

More information than you ever wanted to know about the Pop vs. Soda controversy

A man who police say robbed two neighboring banks of a hundred dollars each was arrested a hundred feet from the scene of his second crime. Police say he was too tired to go on.

It puts the lotion on its skin!

Hurricane names for the next 5 years ...see if you are one .

Black leaders with way too much time on their hands outraged over 'Ghettopoly' ..( thanks Jen)

How to make me a sandwich, bitch.

350 pics of young girls kissing ...awwwww !

Play the Telescope game ...its way too far away .

Brooke Burke is soooo hot .

Cameron Diaz has some thong issues on a surfboard with new beau J Timberlake .

Everyone have a great weekend and keep rooting for those Yanks !

Don't taunt nudists in Wisconsin

The 3rd District Court of Appeals on Tuesday upheld a $1,000 fine against a minister accused of taunting a woman in a parking lot near a nude beach in 2001.

The mother of a man who killed three co-workers before shooting himself in a workplace rampage has asked the company to compensate her for her son's death because it occurred at work.

Nice top. And another.

Maryland's first lady said she was only joking when she said she'd like to shoot Britney Spears.

Convicted killers that Geoff Fox has known. Believe it or not, Geoff is one of my best friends (he calls every night on his way home from the newscast) and his blog contains some very interesting posts, along with a lot of weather data. Let's see how much traffic this sends his way.

Here's an interesting website: How Everyday Things Are Made.

You geeks probably know, but for those of you who don't know what the "Scroll Lock" key is for, here's the answer.

Stupid thief: A Vancouver man attempted to steal a roll of copper wire by disconnecting it from a running generator. He received a 27,000-volt electrical shock.

You can bid on this Semen Overflow Containment Kit on Ebay.

Check out this home made mortar that shoots bowling balls.

Thanks for the tips folks!

Rich's Thursday Ho Down

Well I guess im going to have to eat a little crow here and give props to the Red Sox for a great pitched game last night . Wakefield is either terrible or real good and last night he was real good ...stayed tuned though cause game two is tonight and if you think the Yanks are losing 2 at home ...YOUR NUTS !

An 18-year-old who squeezed himself into a 4-foot by 2-foot safe at a Kmart was rescued by firefighters and a locksmith.

I think I see a nipple!

The Farting Dot! Hours of good, wholesome, family fun right here!

Sheriff's homicide investigators are trying to determine how two human legs ended up in a trash bin at an apartment complex in East County.

Next on Fox: "When Office Supplies Attack" The corporate world just got a whole lot dangerouser...

This dog was having a bad fur day. The dog, whose coat caught fire when the owner's vehicle backfired, ignited a grass fire just off U.S. Highway 95

A website that discusses UFOs, Area 51, and such. Spunky last seen inquiring about anal probes...

Elton John loves Andre Agassi, and he loves Las Vegas. But Sir Elton absolutely despises Dennis Miller.

Potato potato potato!

A British climber who thought she and her boyfriend were going to die when they were stranded in the Swiss Alps for two nights on a freezing ridge was saved after she sent a text message to a friend in London

Damn, I wanna go play some Chutes and Ladders now...

A Bride-to-be was stabbed to death by a cousin as she dressed for her wedding — after some family members disapproved of her groom

Gaaaaah!!! Man teat!!! (Warning: wait at least 30 minutes after eating to view this link)

It's now Governor Schwarzenegger

I did post a column last night, but something on the server got screwed up and by this morning, it was gone. I still dunno exactly what happened, but I think it was a problem with the mySQL database. Oh well.

Well California, say hello to your new Governor Schwarzenegger.

A federally licensed firearms dealer in Shelton, Connecticut (Valley Firearms) is upset that Google will accept ads for porn sites but will not accept ads from licensed gun dealers selling a legal product to adults. Coincidentally, Valley Firearms is my gun dealer.

Word of warning to potential pot growers: One Glade air freshener will not hide the odor of 170 pounds of marijuana plants roasting in a 100-degree apartment.

A water purifier salesman poisoned a reservoir in central China to boost sales, sickening 64 people.

Not Teacher-of-the-Year material: Two Moroccan schoolboys were injured Monday when their teacher threw them out of a first floor classroom window for being too noisy.

Angelina Jolie likes to eat cockroaches, bee larvae and crickets.

Teighlor, is a California girl who's been one of the world's most in-demand super-size models. She weighs nearly 500 lbs! Oh yeah, she has a website too.

Like big bikes? Check out this 48 cylinder motorcycle!

A Princeton graduate student said on Monday that he has figured out a way to defeat new software intended to keep music CDs from being copied on a computer -- simply by pressing the Shift-key.

Welcome to the Squished Penny Museum.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Today starts the day the state will be divided ..Until the Yankees dispose of the awful , cheating , classless Red Sox , this state is going to be separated by the 2 teams fans...Lets Go Yankees !!!

Ok , lets do this ...

Skittle , where were you last week ? ...Beer fans drank the equivalent of six Olympic-sized swimming pools during the two-week Oktoberfest in Germany, close to the annual event's record

The "Real American Heros" Bud Light Commercial Series...So Funny !

Nice guys dont always finish on top ...A Good Samaritan trying to trim branches from a hurricane-damaged tree fell and impaled himself on a stump

If I'm buying your inline skates, spare me from seeing your bruised posterior

I think he is going for the White Dennis Rodman role ...A WARRANT has been issued for the arrest of Ben Affleck after a woman accused him of making threats against her

Ever have a Lite Brite when you were a kid, only to have your kid sister stick all the pegs up her nose?

A man claims a woman wrongly adopted his lost parrot and he can prove it if given a chance to question the bird in court.

Jambo ...Google sponsored programming contest. You've got...6 days.

One way to drum up buisness ....A peddler of water purifiers poisoned a reservoir in central China to boost flagging sales, sickening 64 people

I have no idea what this is about, but apparently they want your soul. Among other things, I'm sure

Umm , do you have change for a million ?...Four people are under arrest in South Korea -- accused of circulating fake American bills, each worth one million dollars.

Now im no Dr Phil , but this is a woman ?

A man accused of murdering his lifelong friend has claimed he was ordered to do it by a character in a vampire movie. Allan Menzies, 22, said he had become obsessed with the film Queen Of The Damned

See if nuclear waste goes right by your house. Yeah, your screwed.

Some of these people (Pete Burns) are no longer human...take a look .

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Hey everyone , hope everyone had a great weekend even though winter has seemed to come early this year ..

Here is quick question : I was pouring my daughter a glass of milk yesterday and I happened to look at the container and it said " Good until Oct 13 unless in NYC then oct 11 " ? Does this mean milk goes bad faster in NYC than anywhere else in the country ..im lost ?

Rappers LL Cool J and Public Enemy's Chuck D rolled up on opposite sides of Capitol Hill Tuesday for a Senate hearing on the hotly debated topic of file-sharing

The PHP Cruise offers over 50 hours of PHP training for beginners and professionals alike! ...PSF- sunblock surrenders

Colin Farrell waggled his willy in a hotel bar — but left girl drinkers deflated at his tiny tackle. The Minority Report star, 27, flashed during a boozy night out while filming his title role in new movie Alexander the Great.

This one is for all you Old Time Radio buffs, they have tons of archives of old shows, mystery theatre and good old comedy shows .

6 easy steps to curing that farm boredom! .......Enjoy

Who ever said drinking and driving is bad should read this story first before making that judgement !

Mom of the year ??...The mother of a 15-year-old girl was charged with conspiring with her daughter's boyfriend to get the teen pregnant so she could be considered an adult in the eyes of the courts

What the hell?!?!?! Quick, somebody pass me my shotgun

A former business partner of Sean "P. Diddy" Combs implicated the mogul in the 1995 murder of rival Suge Knight's bodyguard and accused his conglomerate of ordering the hit on slain rapper Tupac Shakur

Well, ya gotta give it up for Japanese innovation...

UMM HUH ??..The Ohio State Medical Board is accusing a long-time doctor of negligence after complaints from two patients, including one whose anus was reportedly sewn shut.

See? Even celebrities act like idiots in photobooths.

That's gonna leave a mark ...An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight

900Kb video of 3 asshats, a melon, some gasoline, and a video camera. Charles Darwin comes back to life, steals a gun, and kills himself again...just watch the damn video , will ya ?

There was no chance of students getting drunk by bellying up to a bar on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. The bar was serving bottled oxygen, not booze

Umm Britney ??..do you not wanna do that in front of me please .

2 words ...Beyonce's Toe !

Sorry about yesterday's no show but there was something wrong with my computer and I could not get on any websites all night ?

Welcome to a new week

Hope you all had a nice weekend. Thanks for the weekend columns Hoot. Great job!

These centenarian's are dropping like flies. :( Elena Slough, documented as the nation's oldest person, died Sunday at the nursing home where her daughter died three days before. She was 114 or 115.

A tiger and an alligator were found in a Manhattan apartment. They were confiscated and sent to an Ohio wildlife preserve while their owner recovered from bite wounds inflicted by the more than 400-pound cat.

Thank you kindly for the donations left in the TDC Tip Jar over the weekend.

Illusionist Roy Horn, half of the famed "Siegfried and Roy" entertainment duo, was fighting for his life after being savagely mauled by a tiger during his Las Vegas stage show.

Nice top Mariah. And another view.

Nice top.

Singer and actress Courtney Love was arrested for drug abuse. What a surprise.

An 18-year-old man is being held on charges he allegedly looked for a woman to rape -- on a dare. Sick. Simply sick.

For the geeks: An LED Binary Clock.

Roller coaster enthusiasts: A 34-year-old Florida woman suffered a heart attack while riding the Incredible Hulk roller coaster at Universal Orlando and she never gained consciousness. She died on Saturday.

This is interesting: The Random Picture Gallery Experiment. Go ahead, try it.

If you haven't already seen it, here's the Britney pic from Esquire.

This is cool: (and probably pretty dangerous) Motosk8 is a motorized inline skate. The standard model goes 25 mph and the high performance model that goes 35 mph!

Finally, if you have broadband, check out this Pixar short animation.

Sleepy Sunday with Hoot

Good morning to all. I am here again holding up the weekend shift with some more goodies for you kids. Let's get right to it.

Are you tired of the daily grind. Sick of all the headaches. Traffic driving you mad . Just say Phuket!!!

Sort of tied to what I said above, this site tells you all about sprawl.

A tiger attacked magician Roy Horn of duo 'Siegfried & Roy' during a Friday night performance, leaving the superstar illusionist in critical condition.

You love to travel but don't have the time, guts or money. No problem, travel vicariously and follow this group of friends as they go off the beaten path to experience harsh and exotic locations. Interested in the West Indies? Then join the journey to the Loyalist Cays where you can go hunting for stingrays. Or if you prefer something drier, head out to the deserts. Find out what exactly is a succulent and who the Navajo really are. And those of you who want to see snow should really head over to the Iberian peninsula. The best part of exploring this site is that you can enjoy the wonderful places and incredible sights, yet spare yourself the pain and difficulties of going around the world."

Hurricane Isabel brought unholy high winds and lashing rain to the East Coast. It also dumped something almost biblical on Connecticut.

Did you know that the line "They stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast" in "Hotel California" by The Eagles is a tribute to Steely Dan. What about the fact that until Another Brick In The Wall(part II), Pink Floyd had never released a single from an album. They felt their songs were best appreciated in the context of an album, where the songs and the artwork came together to form a theme. Producer Bob Ezrin convinced them that this could stand on it's own and would not hurt album sales. Also did you know that in "Penny Lane" by The Beatles there are some obscene references in this that were intentional - "Finger Pie" and "keeps his fire engine clean" were sexual slang. Want to learn more facts about your favorite songs then check out Songfacts.

Why hello there!!!

A Little vitamin C for ya!!!

Lovely!!!

Hanging Out!

The Amish typically shun large machinery, believing that traditional farm methods foster interdependence and keep the outside world at bay but with the blessing of their bishops, Amish farmers are desperately rounding up heavy farm equipment to harvest cornfields left vulnerable when Tropical Storm Isabel blew through central Pennsylvania last month.

Though frequently forwarded with good intentions, e-mail chain letters spread lies and half-truths and too often serve as a substitute to personal interaction.
To break the chain of junk e-mail we must each think critically and question everything. This site helps you do just that.

With Mexico facing three storms hitting in the coming days officials rushed relief supplies to the coast and put thousands of relief personnel on alert today as Tropical Storm Larry churned toward land, Nora became a hurricane in the Pacific and Tropical Storm Olaf gathered force south of Acapulco.

tabloid news:
(n) 1. Newspaper providing the news in condensed form, with illustrated, often sensational and scandalous material, and 2. Edgy, often irreverent news and satire for grownups. Can't get enough of it then check this out.

Australia said it was preparing to bring home and slaughter more than 50,000 sheep stranded on the so-called "ship of death" if no country emerged to accept them in the next two to three days.

The stories are unique and give the reader insight into the day-to-day activities of soldiers fighting an unpopular war. Nam Magazine wants to reveal the hero in each man and woman who served--not what they have been portrayed as in the media--but as courageous, self-sacrificing persons of honor.

Fat Tuesday!!!

Mmmmm Beer and Boobs!!!

Big!!!

Sweet!!!!!

What is this person talking about? "Along the way, I'll work in a few guests that'll help me on my quest to get the Purple Throbber into the mainstream. They'll be presenting different points of view on the Purple Throbber. I've found that if you look at the Purple Throbber from different angles, you might be surprised at what you see. We gotta get the Purple Throbber out in the open, folks!"

A little trapshooting?

OK I know everyone loves sex and everyone loves food, so try combining the two: Sex & The Kitchen

The ozone hole over the South Pole, already as large as it has ever been, is also lasting longer this year, heightening concern about harmful UV radiation reaching the Earth, the United Nations' weather organization said Friday.

All right no more monkeying around!

Well that about wraps up my weekend here on TDC. Once again I wanna thank Peter and Richie for letting me help them out here. As usual it was a lot of fun.
One last thing: Join the forums everyone. Your missing out on some good stuff.
Until next time I remain Hoot23. Peace!!! Oh yeah GO Yanks!!!

Hoot's Saturday Shuffle

Il Giorno buono A Tutto!!! Le bon Jour A Tout!!! Guten Tag Zu Allen!!! El Día bueno A Todo!!! God Dag Til All!!! Goede Dag Aan alle!!! Good Day To All!!!
Hello everyone out there in TDC world. Peter and Richie are kind enough to let me make another guest appearance. I guess nobody was overly offended with my last columns so they are letting me take another whack at it!

Shall we light the fuse and see what's happening in this big ol strange and fucked up world we live in. I think we shall.....................

For any of you that are wondering, the answer is no I don't know how to speak all of the languages I used above. But if you need a free translation of anything you can think of you can get it here.

Can I tell you that this is no way I wanna exit this world.

Saturday morning sunrise shot!!!

I just wanted to say hey to some of the TDC regulars that I know or have met out an about at those places where they serve that adult type of beverage hmmm what's it called........oh yeah alcohol! What up to, in no particular order Taint, Tedunh, Buffy, AIM, Spunky, Barfly, Mr & Mrs Jambo, Godfather, Daveyboy, Skittlebrau, Peter, Turkish, Boogie, Hoopdee, Richie and if I forgot anybody I have met message me and bitch me out for not sayin hi.

Speaking of meeting some of these people. For those of you that haven't joined the forums yet what are you waiting for. Don't be afraid. Yes there is lots of ball breaking but it is all in good fun. There are always a lot of interesting topics being discussed and the more opinions we get the better it will be. I notice also for those that did join the forum when the whole S & B deal happened, and there was a lot, most of you don't post in the forums. There are over 600 registered users but about only about 30 to 40 that post regularly. Come on people let your voices errr.... typing be heard errr....seen. Huh? Whoa. What was that?OK. Anyway come join us in the forums.

Interested in forensics. Like to find out about past mysteries. Wanna know what the dead can tell us. Then check out Bodies of Evidence.

The government on Thursday proposed the second-biggest fine ever for indecency: $357,000 against Infinity Broadcasting for a radio segment in which a couple was said to be having sex in New York's St. Patrick's Cathedral.

Mmmmmm sweeeeet!!!

Look an Oompa Loompa!!!

A Saudi father demanded a suitor pay $270 just to have a look at his daughter before marrying her. Does this mean he's selling her?

Always wondered how the other sex experiences an orgasm? Do you want to see the difference? Then try this Orgasmic Simulation!!!

Canadian PM Mulls Smoking Marijuana When He Retires. Now Canada can understand why Prime Minister Jean Chretien seems to be in such a hurry to push through a law decriminalizing marijuana.

Very nice!!!

A site by bitches!!!

Some parents are angry over a "Redneck Day" held as part of a weeklong homecoming celebration, saying it inflamed racial tension at Northview High School.

Relive science class all over again. Go to Froguts!

Chinese ancient water towns are well known for their ancient houses, bridges and the rivers running through them. See photos here.

Cold War historians and spy novelists have long conjectured about hit squads working for communist East Germany. But a recent arrest is the strongest official acknowledgment yet that state-sponsored assassins were on the loose before the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Some southern spice!!!

Well that's it for today! I'm outta here. See you all tomorrow. Go Yanks!!!

Peace. Vrede. Frieden. La pace. Paix.
Hoot 23

Deafened by Oxycontin?

Well, it's not just the National Enquirer reporting it now. Law enforcement sources have confirmed that Rush Limbaugh is being investigated by the Palm Beach County state attorney's office. If the allegations are true, Limbaugh was using the drugs for four years and purchased as many as 4,000 pills during one seven-week stretch.

So, I got to thinking. If you recall, Rush Limbaugh suddenly went deaf back in October 2001. I wondered whether there could be any link between his alleged Oxycontin abuse and his deafness.

Well, I did some searching on the Net, and I found out that "people who abuse Vicodin and other chemically comparable prescription drugs by taking exceptionally high dosages for several months or more" have suffered from sudden hearing loss and even complete deafness. From what I have been reading, Vicodin (hydrocodone) and Oxycontin (oxycodone) are chemically comparable prescription drugs.

Just thought this was an interesting possibility. If there's any truth to it I'm sure the real media will pick up on it soon enough. But remember, if it turns out to be true, you heard it here first!

Okay, other news...

Microsoft faces a proposed class-action lawsuit in California based on the claim that its market-dominant software is vulnerable to viruses capable of triggering "massive, cascading failures" in global computer networks. It's about time, except the lawyers are gonna get all the money.

Check out this photo from the Hubble Space Telescope of the Sombrero galaxy.

Ever wonder what would happen to a letter addressed to God? Well, they end up in the sorting room of the Israeli post office where they are collected, placed in a velvet bag and posted to God through the cracks of the Western Wall.

A game of Russian Roulette with a real, loaded gun is slated to be broadcast live on British television this Sunday in what is being billed as the ultimate reality-TV stunt. Idiots.

Meet John Evans, undefeated world head balancing champion.

Ouch! Check out this video of a guy falling off a ladder on a home shopping channel broadcast.

Okay, here's an interesting invention: A lunch box specifically designed for bananas.

Hey, today is World Smile Day.

Rich's Friday Rant

Following in Peter's footsteps from yesterday , I have something I would like to express and These are MY opinions and I have the right to express them and do they no way reflect anyone else on this site .

I was getting off the highway ramp last night , I pulled up to the light looked to my right and saw the most ridiculous , ludacrious and morally offensive sign I have ever saw in my life . It was so nausiating I had to go home get my camera and take a picture of it ....This is the sign I saw

African American Yellow Pages ? ??..what the hell is that all about ??...Now all of a sudden there arent any African Americans in the regular yellow pages , is there anything not safe from the race card ?

Racism has such a huge double standard in this country it is sickening . Why is it ok for Minorities to have things such as african american yellow pages , black entertainment television , black mr america pagaent and so on but If a white person has anything of the sort they are immeadiatly considered a racist. such as the Rush Limbaugh thing , I am not a Rush fan but did what he said really make him racist ? Someone brought up a great point in the forums about Dusty Baker , The manager of the Cubs, Who is an african american said Black people can play baseball better in the heat because of thier color..now why wasnt that pastered all over the news ??...you know why because a black person said which is ok because a black person can pretty much say anything they like about race and it is accepted but as soon a white person even mentions the word race , he is considered racist...
Im a just so sick of this , we are all human beings and should all be treated equal , Im not saying racism doesnt exist , but it exists in all people not just white people .

Sorry , I had to vent , back to the stuff you have been waiting for ...

Those Wacky Packy's ...Pakistan bans female ultrasound scans given by male doctors in fear they will get horny

Poke a sheep... (no, not like that, sicko)

Several theater patrons were taken to hospital, many with broken bones, after a stage collapsed during a film screening of "The Sound of Music".

Make your own dildo! Just like the real thing - personality and all!

A motherhad the fright of her life when she saw the family car disappear down the driveway with her two-year-old son behind the wheel

One of the world's first cancer "vaccines" is to be tested on people for the first time. The treatment is being hailed as the "closest thing yet" to a cure for skin cancer

Take that, pigeon!

A Romanian man has been sued by his neighbours because his dog snores so loudly they can’t sleep at night

"I'ma Wario! I'ma gonna ween!"

A UNIVERSITY lecturer studying the effects of the internet on teenagers believes the technology may have damaging psychological consequences..uhh duhh , ya that and whacking off from too much porn !

Fellas, when in China, avoid wandering down this street at all costs

Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino appeared to take advantage of the open bar backstage at Jay Leno’s “Tonight” show on Monday. Leno joked, “don’t light a match in here,” in the midst of Tarantino’s rambling, occasionally incoherent, guest shot.

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the power of the Photoshop Liquify! filter...

May I suggest some laser hair removal treatment?

An index of origins for various phrases. As it turns out, "balls to the wall" wasn't coined by Taint after all ?

Names for your penis , Hmm... Not a very comprehisive list, as Mighty Meat Hammer was not included...

What the hell?!?!?! Quick, somebody pass me my shotgun

I msure I will get 100 hate mails but hey thats what Im here for ..

Opinions, opinions...

Sorry for my absence yesterday. Laurie and I moved stuff out of my old office and when I was moving a desk with her, I must have pulled a muscle in my side where I had my lung surgery. So, it hurt really badly all day yesterday and I couldn't sit at my desk to do the column. But it seems to be better, so here we go...

I'm in a rare mood. I think I'll do an opinionated column today. Everything I post will be accompanied by my opinion. Remember, it's my opinion. Feel free to disagree.

Activists are hoping to gather close to 57,000 signatures by the end of the month to get a referendum on the ballot to repeal the Los Angeles ban on lap dancing. Go get 'em! Nothing worse than the abnormal minority trying to impose their views on the normal majority.

Hmm. If any of you are just dying to get a boob job, a series of studies has found a surprisingly high suicide rate among women who have had cosmetic breast implants. Okay, here's my view on breast enhancement, Of course, I'm a male. Make sure you take my view with a grain of salt.

1. If it makes you feel good, do it.
2. Don't ever do it for someone else.
3. Don't be under the mistaken impression that all men love large breasts.
4. You are probably beautiful just the way you are.

A sculpture depicting a Catholic clergyman in a cap bearing resemblance to a penis has drawn angry criticism from people who want it removed from the Washburn University campus. Here's a photo of the sculpture. Sorry, but I find this very funny.

A Gallup poll in the United States found 83% of teenagers think it is acceptable to download music for free. This was a topic in the forums. I did not post my view. I'll post it now - when you take something without paying for it, it's stealing.

This guy deserves the same treatment as his victim.

A federal judge ruled that a high school student has the right to wear a T-shirt to school with the face of President Bush and the words "International Terrorist" on the front. I do not necessarily agree with his message, but I agree with the ruling. This is exactly what the First Amendment is designed to protect. Unpopular messages are ones that need protection.

I never once got an emissions sticker for my car under the old system, and I will never get one in the future. It's nothing but a money making scam for the state. DMV doesn't even do general inspections anymore. You think they really give a shit about emissions?

Forget the idiocy of his ESPN statements. He's got bigger problems. Bye bye, Rush.

Okay, that's it. I'm going to bed.

Oh, a belated thanks to those of you who have left tips in the TDC Tip Jar. Your support is greatly appreciated.

Sorry, but...

I'm a bit under the weather. No column from me today. Sorry.

Rich's Humpday Happenings

Looks like Im on my own today so Im gonna do it up right for you guys . The Forums have been seeing a nice jump in members the last couple weeks , keep it up because the more view points we have on all the topics , the better we are .

If anyone knows of any good cover bands in the area , shoot me an email because I am always looking for new talent to book at the Reef .

Here we go ....

Mexico's first lady, a staunch defender of family values, got an eyeful when steamy pictures popped up on a slide screen by mistake during a charity presentation

You're not from Brighton! What happens when you wander around Brighton with a camera and tell everybody you're a photographer for FHM? Lots of yellow teeth... err, I mean boobies, yea!

Talk about wrong place , wrong time ....George Parker of Bristolville jumped from a plane then got his chute entangled in the plane's wing as he landed in its path

Things not to do with your nasty-ass nail collection.

Good news for the ladies of The DC ...fashion victims who wear toe-crunching, spine-bending stiletto shoes can at least be reassured that their high heels will not lead to knee joint problems - and might even prevent them.

Be careful of who you trust. The story of a pathological liar

Competitors from as far afield as Australia have gathered at a pub in Greater Manchester for one of the most bizarre competitions in the world

There are many fringe benefits to overclocking your computer.

The boss of a tiny Scottish distillery said he was "amazed" after learning US spies have been monitoring his whisky plant for weapons of mass destruction

The Mini Cooper never looked so good.

Just looking for the banana stand man ....go easy ? ...A restless gorilla broke out of its zoo enclosure Sunday injuring a 2-year-old and a teenager before it was sedated and recaptured almost two hours later

Every euphemism for puking, ever

HUH ?? ...A farmworker accused of biting off a kitten's head in front of a crowd of horrified children will not be prosecuted

Bad Toon Rising is a collection of drawings of well-known cartoon characters produced by amateur artists entirely from memory and without any reference materials whatsoever

A five-year-old Territory girl shocked teachers when she showed her class how to make a bong out of a Coke bottle during a "show and tell'' session.

In honor of "Talk Like a Pirate Day" tomorrow, HARRRRRRR!

The notorious San Francisco Zodiac Killer, who mysteriously dropped out of sight almost 30 years ago after a bloody reign of terror that left five dead, may have been "hiding" in plain sight - locked away in prison for two unrelated murders

So, you have $28,000. Want to be frozen in liquid nitrogen when you die? Right...I think I'll pass

What a dumbass ....The car owner was supposed to drive the 9-year-old to school on Sotra, but since he did not have a license, he put the child behind the wheel

Man, I could use one of these...

Fake n' Bake? Yes plz!

Later people !