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Sunday, November 30, 2003Sunday Stuffing with HootHi y'all!!! I am back for another round of this thing we here call The Daily Column. I Hoot23 will hopefully stuff you full of oddball stories and strange links. Oh and maybe a couple of pics of lovely ladies for the guys out there(Also if you like, it is for you ladies to enjoy too!!!) OK I think we should just get right to it. Well Boston Red Sox fans can rejoice with getting Curt Schilling but don't think the Yankees aren't up to their own moves! I am sure the off-season action will be discussed thoroughly in our discussion forums by all of our passionate Yankee and Red Sox fans. If you want to throw in your opinion come on and join us and let it flow. There are lots of great topics and it is always good to have some fresh views and opinions in there. There is also a photo album feature where you can upload your own pictures. Go explore sacred sites and ancient civilizations all from the comfort of your home. Britney Spears isn't so hot any more despite a prime-time special, regular appearances on MTV, and a duet with her French-kissing partner, Madonna. 3 squirrels, you and a bar table, all you need for Table Nutball. I'm moving to Montreal!!! Several dozen Montrealers experienced high times on Saturday as a marijuana cafe opened its doors less than a block away from a police station. Want to see who the 100 sexiest women are? Now this just goes to show how greedy and selfish some people are. A woman was trampled and knocked unconscious by a mob of Wal-Mart shoppers. A little Noah's Ark!! San Diego cops obtained a warrant to search the home where MTV's "Real World" is currently being filmed last Tuesday after a woman told of being raped there. Check out this site I created! These are the stories that weren’t told by the media during the Iraq war. CBC NEWS goes straight to the source, to journalists, camera operators and photographers from news organizations around the world, who reveal the lethal risks they faced, as well as the untold horrors they witnessed. Deadline Iraq: Uncensored Stories Of The War. Legends may sleep, but they never die. And never forget The Kimpire will rule the world. Be a part of it. Remember to clean your car and put in a new air freshener before you go to take your driver's license test!!! I know this will come in handy for a lot of the regulars in the discussion forums. The name of this one says it all. idrink.com!!! When I was in school I didn't have any teachers that would have put up with this. Whether it's talking back to a teacher, failing to say please, chomping on chips during class or remaining seated for the national anthem - students today are ruder, sassier and harder to handle, teachers and school officials say. Tame? Who said they should be tame? The Vladivar Vodka ad not allowed on TV. (You have to download the videos. They are pretty funny.) A stranded shrimp boat has it's cargo pirated. The boats name: Two Pirates
Allrighty now. I am gonna post some of those adult photos here. So remember don't look if you don't like!! Beautiful girl. White T-shirt. Pitcher of water. MMMMMMMMM!!! Well that wraps up my Thanksgiving Weekend fun filled feast of features. I hope everyone enjoyed. I also want to wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season and new year in case I don't write before then. Thanks again to Pete & Rich for letting me help you guys out. Happy Holidays!!! Saturday, November 29, 2003Rich's Lazy Leftover dayI think im going to turn into a turkey if I eat 1 more piece of it ....But hey , that's what it is all about ...the leftovers This is the season to be giving , lets give to something that is worth while ...ok ? This is a rare weekend column for considering I havent done one in 2 days which is not like me at all , im going through withdrawals, so here goes .....
There's something almost hot about dirty girls posing with caskets What a bragger ?....Actor Ewan McGregor has said he is disappointed that American cinema-goers will not be able to see his full frontal nude shot in his new movie "i love it when the funky pups go boom!!! booom!!! like so. i really like the pink and yellow colors they kick ass. i was wonderin if u could cut me some kind of a deal because those funky pups make me broke like so. but still the wooffer goes BOOM!!!!!!!" To have the television all to herself, a two-year-old girl in southwest Germany locked her mother in a bedroom. Well, -I- was entertained at least. Read about The preposterous case of the Pink Chihuahua Damn, it's not Monday anymore. Well, rate my fish anyway. Wanted: people to test Orgasmatron Cheapbabies.com: Why pay so much for something so little? There are some gifts that are better to give than receive -- such as liquid virginity and tongue scrapers. This guy not only cosplays with crappy outfits, he even wears masks matching anime faces down to the Michael Jackson nose and takes on the town. Domo arigatou, Nippon! They didn't call Lawrence Taylor a sackmaster for nothing. The Giants great has revealed that one of his winning strategies was to tire out his opponents the night before big games - by dispatching hookers to their hotel rooms Canadian or Lesbian? How to tell the difference. A Manchester United fan donated cells so his brother could have a life-saving transplant -- on condition his sibling switched his support from arch rivals Manchester City. Play CryptRaider and explore the hidden passageways of the pyramid. Joey Ramone is fianllly getting a street in his old neighborhood named after him . Shopping for that special voyeur who has everything this holiday season? Look no further! Ok , see you tommorow ..Im going to leave all the porn up to Hoot today
Turkey Sandwich Saturday with HootGet up, go to the fridge, grab the mayo, take out tha bird, git you sum bread and make yourself a big ol leftover turkey sangwich!!! See. Now isn't that better. You should always read the TDC on a full stomach. Hello again everyone out there it is me Hoot bringing you some leftovers from the big T-Day festivities. I hope everyone had a wonderful dinner and ate way too much and fell asleep on the couch due to the tryptophan overdose! You think you know all your Thanksgiving Day History facts? See how you score!! How many turkey's can you catch?? This gets real fast. I got 22. You can't have turkey day without some football! This one is real hard. While we are on the games here is a cool helicopter shooting game. WTF? A private nursery school in Kofu, Yamanashi Prefecture, Japan has rejected a child because one of its parents is infected with HIV and the Justice Ministry is now looking into the case, the child's parents said Friday. Anybody up for some Angry White Boy Polka!!! They're not clerks and sales personnel, but every year they brace themselves for the onslaught that follows Thanksgiving. They are plumbers. Going on a hot date tonight? Is it going to be hot loin action all the way, or will your lucky pants let you down?? Let Predict-A-Shag help!!! Have you tried the deep fried turkey that is becoming so popular? Well it tastes great but the process can cause injuries or property damage. Remember to use caution!!! How about a little Street Fighting! A Los Angeles county official has asked computer and video equipment vendors to consider eliminating the terms "master" and "slave" from equipment because they may be considered offensive. Wanna see a sexy young lady showing her stuff. Unfortunately, her stuff has some leakage going on... Jennifer Love Hewitt visited the White House earlier this month, but she doesn't think she'll get invited back. Wanna know why??? Well let's just say it is a chunky situation!!!
Well that be all for now!! I got to run. I will see all of you tomorrow with another dose of Hoot stuffing for ya!!! Friday, November 28, 2003Finally Friday...President Bush snuck into (and out of) Iraq yesterday to spend Thanksgiving with U.S. troops. Oops! In India yesterday, 14,000 couples tied the knot on a day considered lucky by Hindus. WTF? A Thai man who masqueraded as a woman to wed a German man has failed to get the marriage annulled, and now seems saddled with his husband. Justin Timberlake's grandmother says he does not have a small penis. (How the hell would she know?) The National Enquirer magazine claims that Michael Jackson took nude photos of his 12-year-old accuser and showed him porn films. This is fun: Take a virtual driving exam. Check out some of these actual town names from around the globe. Now here's a cool gadget to have for that idiot on the cell phone in the car next to you: A cell phone jammer. Thinking of getting an iPod? Learn about "iPod's Dirty Little Secret" first. (Note: Not being an iPod owner, I don't know if this is true.) Interesting: The history of eating utensils. A review of the top 5 "bum wines." Have some fun on a virtual trampoline. Rich's zzzzzzzzzzzz columnAll Work and no sleep makes Richie a tired boy Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving , Since Peter posted a column today , I am going to bed to get some well needed and deserved rest ...But I am going to do the weekend this week so be on the lookout for it !@ Thursday, November 27, 2003Wednesday, November 26, 2003Rich's Humpday QuickieHey All , just a quickie from me because i just got home from work and have to go back in a 1/2 hour ...lucky me huh ? Let me start off by saying the I love the people of The Daily Column , the reason is in my monday's column I ripped spunky a little bit and had a post about man boobs and I put Spunkys name on the list to get voted on ....Well guess what? ..He is in the lead , even ahead of Bill Parcells because of your votes Ok , a couple things ... If you are cooking for Thanksgiving this year , here are a couple websites to help you make the best dinner ever ..HERE , HERE and HERE Even though Star Wars geeks fail to get laid, it doesn't stop them from mocking the rest of us. A computer programmer from Sunnyvale, California faces up to five years in jail and a $250,000 fine after being arrested for threatening to torture and kill employees of a spam company Follow the light, hippy. Giving BJs are good for pregnancy, swallowing even better..hey that's science talking , not me ! Cigarette ads from before they knew they were bad for you. Border agents last week landed a meaty bust, seizing 756 pounds of bologna arranged into the shape of a car seat and covered with blankets in a man's pickup. DC Women , Unite ! Peter Foster battered two of his live-in lovers to death 13 years apart, a court heard yesterday. He had an “unnatural interest” in violent cult movie A Clockwork Orange — and recited the Lord’s Prayer backwards while dressed as the film’s villain The perfect Xmas gift for that special lady in your life. Whoever says Japanese people are smart should read this story ...Sea urchin bobbing is the latest craze on the nightclub circuit and on college campuses, and the new rage is fueled by its terrible danger If I kicked my dog every time this game cheated, the dog would be dead! Our father who arte in ...Pamela Anderson has revealed she is working as a Sunday school teacher Tuesday, November 25, 2003Tiny Tuesday postingA jury decided Monday that John Allen Muhammad should be executed for taking it upon himself to choose who should live and who should die during the sniper attacks that gripped the Washington area for three terrifying weeks last fall. An 87-year-old Guilford man has been arrested for promoting prostitution. Snowflake, an extremely rare albino gorilla died of skin cancer early Monday morning. What goes up, must come down. A participant in a KKK initiation ceremony was wounded when a bullet fired in the air by another participant came back down and stuck him in the head. Way to go, God! Residents of a tiny south-central Kansas community have passed an ordinance requiring most households to have guns and ammunition. And, Michael Jackson's new website. Rich's Tuesday TackleboxWhat's Up all ?... I dont know about the rest of you but I love Poker, I love watching it on Tv , I love playing it and I have found the absolute best free online poker site ever. It's called Paradise Poker and it is awesome. There are real money rooms and play money rooms, You are playing against people all over the country and can chat with them right at the table during the game . All you have to do is go to the site, download the free software and your done ...try it , I guarentee once you start playing you will never stop! Ok , lets see what we got today .... JACKO’S ex-security chief yesterday claimed as many as 300 young children have slept with the singer in his bedroom at Neverland In the spirit of continuing this months blasphemous trend, here's some bible sex stories NY Times keeps Pulitzer prize awarded to reporter who "forgot" to mention Stalin's murder of 7 million I want to play in the sand. Appreciate the art in this. Talk about problems, there are just too many to comment on .... Man busted driving without pants while watching child porn It would be like opening a can of biscuits. Pop! Pop! enough is enough , time to pull out ........Attackers have slit the throats of two US soldiers while their vehicle was stopped in traffic in the northern town of Mosul You know what , Thanks but I'll pass on the prosthesis. A florida 7th grader was suspended from school because he had a "Hit List" It looks so harmless until you click on something , then you get totally lost ! Dont rob this neighborhood....Residents of this tiny south-central Kansas community have passed an ordinance requiring most households to have guns and ammunition. This is very cool ...Write your future self an email, and pick the date you would like it to be sent. You can also view email others have sent their future selves which they've decided to make public. Angelina Jolie and Colin Farrell are reported to be the latest showbiz stars to become an item..Boy , that Colin Farrell is a man whore huh ? Jenny McCarthy covered , umm kinda? One more , here is a hardcore comic about Britney Spears Nighty Night !
Monday, November 24, 2003Short week.Short week for all of us. A quick thanks to Spunky for a great job this weekend. 76-year-old Prahlad Jani claims to have survived 68 years without eating, drinking or relieving himself. A man who had to endure a three-day erection after penile surgery was awarded $3 million by a jury. I've received a few emails asking where the Paris Hilton video can be found. I guess my link stopped working. Well, here are four locations on the web. By the way, here's the lawsuit filed by the film's other participant. Tired of your regular old bed? Get a sucky bed. Ouch! Here's a rhyming review of The Cat in the Hat. Check out Darestar, the world's first dare auction, with dares you can do for money, or Dares someone else is willing to do. Comcast and Cablevision customer: Your cable bill is about to increase. This is funny. Good to see Kelly Ripa can make fun of herself. Someone needs a lesson ...Hello Everyone , Welcome to the new week and hope you all enjoyed Spunky's columns over the weekend Spunky has way too many mirrors in his house ..AARRGGHH ! And his ex wife wonders where all his money from his paycheck goes each week , well the cat's out of the bag. My vote is for the guy below Fat Bastard...make sure you vote Spunky's rules of life Spunky likes himself and his "friends" a good hoe down once and a while. Oh you know he wants you to , ohh just do it so he will leave you alone already. The People in the forums will know what this one means for you that dont join us in the forums ill fill you in , Spunky kisses the ass of every woman in there in the hopes one will take a liking to them ...he does this to the point of nausea Spunky , you can just call me the Chuck Woolery of the DC for you , no need to thank me ....we"ll be back in 2 and 2 . I have seen Spunky standing in the corner with his thumb in his mouth blowing with all his might and never knew what for , now it is all clear . If you ever wondered what all those little cuts around spunky's mouth are , here's your answer Again , No need to thank me ...im only here to help. I cant imagine who can be the poster child for this article , oh wait yes I can ...Spunky ! AND IN CLOSING ...In case you forgot , Ill remind YOU I hope you learned your lesson my friend Ok , a couple of "REGULAR" things for the rest of you ... A shocking video shows a secret room behind a trapdoor at Jackson's California mansion - where he apparently entertained kids who slept over. In the tape, which was shot 10 years ago, the door opens to a narrow carpeted stairwell lined with rag dolls and descends into the 8-by-7-foot secret chamber. Ancient Chinese Secret ....researchers claim to have found a possible cure for lung cancer using traditional Chinese medicine This is the Ultimate Revenge video . Micheal's mom claims this is Just another case of the white man keeping the black man who looks like a white woman down.. In case you didn't already hate R.E.M., here's your chance. The SkyDome in Toronto has seen several Grey Cups and a couple of World Series Championships, but in mid-November it was the first time the stadium ever hosted a giant sex party I so totally am askig my wife for a Pimp Watch for Xmas. When trying to trick people into thinking Linux is an enjoyable desktop experience, it helps to have a sense of humor. Ok , enough from me today , I hope Spunky knows this was all in good fun and not to take it seriously. Sunday, November 23, 2003Spunky's Sunday StuffIt was beautiful out yesterday and today promises to be the same, so get outside and enjoy I had a column all set and it was killer, at least until I tripped the circuit and lost it all so let's try this again I thought this was pretty funny How do you get to her house, well that's easy take a left on Sunset, then follow that until you get to the end then FU is on the right This is an outrage.............at least Richie thinks so, but if you want to see what the commotion's all about Richie has a copy of the magazine at home you can borrow Ladies, if you ever see this at the Reef, be very careful Maybe this is why Richie's backseat smells like puke So you want to know if anything good is on, check this out. Never stick your head out a moving vehicle Grandma needs a good swift kick in the ass, but the kid is smart The demons are coming for him Get that piece of shit off my lawn! Somehow, I don't see Buffy or Barfly doing this Man this guy just won't die This is pretty cool if you're a divorced guy Hey, a quick tip to get that puke stain out of your back seat. Grab a bucket fill it halfway with warm water, add a whole bottle of lemon joy dish liquid. Gently swirl with finger, you don't want big suds. Grab a brush and scrub it in really good. Blot dry, let sit , then vacuum. You can also fill a spray bottle with warm water and lavender to help kill any smell that remains. Now for the good stuff. Anyone under 18 must click here now. Sometimes it's good to ride the short bus Taint, She said she knows you??? That's all I have for now. A big Thank You to Richie and Peter once again.I'll see you all in the forums. Now go hug your kids, it means the world to them Saturday, November 22, 2003Spunky's Hangover SupplementWAKE UP!!!!!!!!! Get your hungover ass out of bed and enjoy this weekend because old man winter is coming Which one of you took my lighter? Not yet Hoot, breakfast then beer and don't give me that beer is breakfast line either. You have to eat something, that way you can have chunks Let's do this.......... This weekend marks the anniversary of the JFK shooting I want one of these I would sooner piss in Richie's old locker than have to go through what some kids in Russia did Ever hear of Right Guard? Maybe this kid needs to put the peace pipe down and pay attention Give me all your money before I waddle over there and spackle your ass shut Richie!!!! Check this out!!! You can get paid for being your normal self! I thought this was a pretty good idea until they got caught.They were killing 2 birds with 1 stone if you ask me. Maybe he can be cell mates with Michael Jackson, may they both burn in hell! Note to Muttly:It is my opinion that Michael is guilty and will be fully prosecuted Taint,Skittle and Boogie this link is for you guys For all you cheap bastards out there You too can dress Jesus Richie, there is help out there for you Here are a few items found on EBay that you might want to buy Bobcat, this is all you man The truth is out, skateboarding is evil This site's great if you are a Harry Potter fan I hear this is Boogie's favorite site That's enough for today. Thanks again to Peter and Richie. One last thing, if you haven't checked out the forums, What are you waiting for? Friday, November 21, 2003Another every-so-often postNice mugshot, Michael. I'm trying to think of who this looks like. Stephanie Haaser, a junior at River Hill High School in Clarksville, Md., was suspended for kissing another girl in the school cafeteria. She said she was making a statement on behalf of gay and lesbian students because she was bothered by the verbal and physical harassment they face. Cute, huh? Elizabeth Jagger, daughter of Mick Jagger is pictured here in a nice top. Create your own Lego person. Form the folks who brought you Kazaa, Skype offers completely free, unlimited telephone service between its users via peer-to-peer networks. Here's an initial review. This is kind of weird. In Illinois, a 22-year-old man faces criminal charges after a 15-year-old girl was repeatedly tattooed during a bizarre party involving alcohol and drugs. Cool: An MIT grad student has developed a video projector that doesn't have a screen. The picture simply floats in front of the viewer. A man changing a flat tire choked to death on a bag of marijuana he stuffed down his throat in an apparent attempt to hide it from police who stopped to help him. Not sure when or where it happened, but check out this video of a fireworks factory exploding. Ah, Natalie. Finally, here are the Women of Walmart Playboy pics. Enjoy! Rich's Friday Wrap upWell as promised here are the tailgate pics I took last Sunday at Foxboro, just keep in mind we are all loaded in all of them ... We convinced these local cheerleaders to take a pic with us if they wanted a donation .....HERE and HERE The Crew These HOOT to drunk to join the party so he sat in the car for about an hour My boy Eric still boozin and telling me Dallas is #1 Ok lets get to some stuff .... There is a new twist in the Bay Area dating scene. Some single people are toting a legal consent form with them so they can get things in writing before they get intimate. Play me a smelly tune ...Musician reinvents fart as art How to remain a virgin for 29 years , Spunky tells his story ..finally ! A Canadian man is filing an insurance claim for his stolen pot. But it's not a case of the man smoking too much of his own dope. 2 words ....nude celebrities Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene....duh , you think ? The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency...no , I wish I was kidding ? Ummm What ?....A University of Central Florida speech expert has diagnosed an extremely rare disorder in a Sarasota, Fla., woman that caused her to speak with a British accent after she suffered a stroke. Ratkill.com, your rat hunting headquarters! Figures How To Turn The Work Life Of A Local 7-Eleven Employee Into A Living Hell Fed up with garbage-strewn streets? Berlin thinks it has found a solution -- trash cans that say thank you. Everything you ever wanted to know about farts. You can take the gangsta rapper out of the trailer, but you can't... wait, what?! This one is for all you god fearing readers ....Blasphemy at its finest. Thursday, November 20, 2003Popping in for a visitOkay, a few days of neglect on my part. With apologies, here's a belated column... WTF? Apparently some folks in Greenwich are upset about a display window in a downtown Victoria's Secret, which features mannequins in thongs. Michael Jackson was urged to surrender Wednesday on an arrest warrant alleging multiple counts of child molestation in a case that authorities said will result in criminal charges. Colorado lawmakers have asked education officials to study the possibility of eliminating the 12th grade and establishing a year of preschool instead. WTF? Check out this Jeep concept car. Weird looking. A University of Central Florida speech expert has diagnosed an extremely rare disorder in a Sarasota, Fla., woman that caused her to speak with a British accent after she suffered a stroke. Useful: 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener. Britney Spears became the youngest-ever music icon ever to be honored with a star on Hollywood's prestigious Walk of Fame. (They purchase those stars, you know.) Nice top. A vodka-drinking competition in a southern Russian town ended in tragedy with the winner dead and several runners-up in intensive care. Bored? How about some strip poker from the folks at Playboy. Looks like that ridiculous lap dance ban in LA is gonna end. Guys, are you in a long distance relationship? Get this for your lady. :) This is true: 20 things that only happen in movies. Planning on breaking up with someone soon? Use this site to generate a "break-up letter." How to eat rocks: A Helpful Guide for the Beginner. Wednesday, November 19, 2003Rich's Thursday StuffOk enough is enough ! Could someone do me a favor and convince Micheal Jackson to put a gun in his mouth and end it or better yet , let him go to prison and the inmates will take care of that for him . You get caught molesting kids once , you basiclly pay off the kid and his family to keep thier mouths shut and it works , then you go out and do it again ...are you that much of an asshole. Sorry , back to happy stuff A man and a pay phone are rushed to a hospital after his finger gets stuck in the coin return slot while trying to retrieve his 50 cents. The Gematriculator: How evil is this website? Talk about Clam Baking ....Police began burning 20 tons of marijuana and cocaine in a steel furnace on Tuesday in the biggest ever incineration of drugs seized Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it . "Be kind and giving, love one another" and drink beer. Those are the founding principles of the Beer Church. Guess the tune from your favorite classic video game. Looks like it's mostly Nintendo games too Police said a masked man who robbed a Modesto bank Monday forgot to cut eye holes into his disguise, occasionally lifting up a corner of the flannel cloth to see his feet as he fumbled his way through the heist, and crashing into the Oak Valley Community Bank's steel door frame on the way out. Ahhh, the Wayback Machine. Colorado lawmakers have asked education officials to study the possibility of eliminating the 12th grade and establishing a year of preschool instead...wasnt columbine in colorado ..hmmmm ? What cloud formations do you see? Spunky said he saw boobs in every one. Go figure. U2's bittersweet meditation on love, One, has been named the greatest song ever recorded. Beercam! The beer vs. poon argument is pretty funny. GIGGLING Britney Spears has made her ex Justin Timberlake look small — by hinting he has a tiny willy Make a dildo identical to your penis! Hoot was rumored to need two kits to complete the job. A Texas baby is recovering Tuesday, one day after doctors at Schneider Children's Hospital in New Hyde Park created an anal opening for him. Rate a Celebrity Facial I will be posting my tailgate pics tommorow so be looking out for those ! Rich's Humpday HappeningsWhat's Up everyone , You know the old saying "you learn something everyday " , well I learned a cool and disturbing thing about the Internet Search Engine Google yesterday .... If you put any phone number with area code first with the appropriate spaces (example: 203 555 5555) , It will give you the person's name , thier address and a map to thier house... now that is some fucked up stuff ! By the way , The Paris Hilton Cell phone is back on . I called it last night and her mailbox is full but you can send a page to her ..... here's the number : 1 310 990 7444 or 1 301 990 7444..I know it's one of the two ?
SMALL colourful fish are disappearing from the reefs of Vanuatu owing to surging demand for tropical aquarium fish prompted by the hit cartoon movie Finding Nemo Oh good, craptastic use of flash AND frames, just what I've always wanted in a website. Uhhh Duhh ....Two men stole a cash register from a convenience store by luring the shop assistant to the toilet saying it was dirty Im not sure if this guy loves his girlfriend or God more ...you decide ? This should make Boogie happy ....After all these years, you still can't beat the Beatles - the Fab Four's classic "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" has been named the best album of all time by Rolling Stone magazine. Addictive paper throwing game ...get into it ! please stop , your killing me ...LOL .....A FAT WOMAN who got stuck in a restaurant doorway was prodded with forks wielded by her angry fellow diners So I know this guy named Ross and one time he was at a party and these people from a wedding reception across the hall kept crashing it, so he went over into the wedding reception and danced. This is quite possibly the best video ever. There arent many things , but I find this post impossible to masturbate to. The request became very costly for a 47-year-old man who wanted his pubic hair styled and exposed himself at a hairdresser in Oslo. It may be time to create a category for sites that have no apparent meaning, but still seem cool enough to visit at least once Grammy-winning singer Meat Loaf, who collapsed on stage during a concert, is being treated for exhaustion brought on by a virus
Monday, November 17, 2003Rich's Tuesday Mega ColumnGod damn , what a day on Sunday ...we went to the Pats game and just got trashed all day long . We got there at 12:30 and started drinking at 12:35 and didnt stop untill 11:30pm when the stadium shut the beer off . we had a really good time and Me & my partner for the day were crowned tailgate beer pong runner's up when it was all said and done .One funny thing was Hoot fell asleep the whole fourth quarter right next to me and didnt realize the game was over until there was 11 seconds left in the game . The Boys lost but all in all it was a really , really fun time ...Im going to be posting a couple pics of it in an upcoming column ...be on the lookout As far as the Stag I went to on Friday , I was going to tell you all about it but it is sooooo rank that I am not even going to offend anyone by posting what happened here , I'll tell you all at the TDC party on Dec 5th . Ok , a makeup one from yesterday .... Seventy-five years ago today, a mouse named Mickey made his debut on the world's cultural stage
This is a great game for all you mom's to be and dad's in training Plastic Superman: Is this the first plastic doll we've ever posted that wasn't being used as a sex toy? Two Maryland high school girls who locked lips in school to protest homophobia are paying a big price: two-day suspensions. I think Spunky is going to break the click record on this link , Gay Sexual Positions (for both sexes): It's like a 69, but with one more 8. Is Wal-Mart covering up 'I hate you' baby toy? Okay, everbody around here is addicted to this damn stickfight game. Now it's your turn. If anyone cares , Halle Berry attempted suicide A site dedicated to downloading all the old video games you knew and loved Getting a college scholarship may be as simple as watching "Shrek" and "Spider-Man." That is, if you live in Texas. A site dedicated to easter eggs in a large variety of software.
Old School freak porn ....1970's carnival strippers. The decomposed body of an elderly woman found here in a room sealed off with towels may have been there for as long as nine years Now all you haters can dress Eminem and he can be your special boy. God damn , I miss the summer real bad
Rich is toooo sleepyHey everyone , It's 3:35am and I just got home from the Cowboys - Pats game which we started tailgating at 12:30pm on Sunday so Im a bit too beat to put together a column today , but I will tell you all about it tommorow . Plus I went to a new low in Stags on Friday night which needs to be heard to believe , I will also let you all know about that tommorow too .. Im off to bed , see ya later. Sunday, November 16, 2003Spunky's Sunday InsanityOk , it's Sunday and November 16th 2003. I want to take a moment to wish a very special someone a very very Happy 9th Birthday Now I want to take a moment of your time . This is for the parents and the soon to be parents out there. I want to tell you something very important. Let your children form their own opinions and express themselves freely. They are precious gifts not pawns, treat them as such. I know most of you are mature enough to do this , but sometimes people get so wrapped in their own hatred and hurt they feed it to their kids. I just went through a situation that none of you should Ever wish you could tell the taxi driver to keep his hands on the wheel? When Hong Kong has a problem, who do they call? Why the croc hunter that's who Your ass needs to get a McJob I think I had this teacher Peter, I hate to say this, but you may not be able to get out of Jury duty that easy Wanna buy a nice Victorian house cheap? I think somebody's getting fired for this mistake Racial Profiling?? I'm not sure if it truly was , but it was fucked up anyway Would you like mouse with that? Vampires aren't so tough after all Ever get the feeling you're having a bad day, then things just get worse? Guys, listen close, STOP DRINKING COFFEE NOW, unless you want to be a dad Ladies, are you lonely? Want a man around to cuddle that won't talk back? Well look no further! Ahhh the President is a fascist What's that Hoot?? Did you say where's the porn??? Well here it is!!! If you are under 18 please Click Here! Ok, bring on the porn!!! Disclaimer: if you see this Fudd, you still in it to win it?? I love redheads Boogie, did you say more lesbians??? Richie, it must be getting tough for you, huh??
Why couldn't I go to this school? Well I hope you enjoyed the pics. The time has come, I must be on my way, but I thank Peter and Richie once more. Til' next time be good to each other, clean yourself up you're making a mess , and go hug your kids! Before you know it, they won't be kids anymore Saturday, November 15, 2003Spunky's Saturday SomethingGood Morning Good People......even better morning for you Bad ones Today's column is brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 2. Hang on a second , the coffee is ready................. I'm back and almost ready to get started ..... Let's Go! Are you hungry? Wendy's sound good? Yeah, they're open ,it's noon already. Anyway they changed the recipe for their fries and they are mighty tasty now. What's the secret ingredient? Find out here. Still hungry? I thought so, but the price of food is skyrocketing lately and who can afford a trunkload of groceries anymore? I know it gets expensive. So what would you do if you found a trunk full of groceries that you didn't buy? I bet you would wonder how they got there. Well it happened to some lady. Check out this story. Ever wonder who's watching your kids when you're not around? I want to be this lucky son of a bitch Why is this even an issue? The French are really fucked up Now this had to be a kick ass party I have a real problem with people who think that a 7 yr old is able to make a conscious decision , let alone commit a crime. What the fuck were these idiots thinking? It's true ! Howard Stern is the Anti-Christ! Well not really, he just has a bunch of fucked up fans ( Right Richie? Looking for that special someone? Tired of the bar scene? Want to have dinner with several people at once ? Well look no further! The next generation of dating services has arrived! Here's a story that I found a bit interesting. I would really love to see what others have to say about it. So get in the forums if you haven't already and join in on this or any other topic you want. Don't see your topic? Well join the forums and create one I have no objections except for the sushi Well kiddies I gotta run , but I'll be back tomorrow with something special. It's guaranteed to be a Hoot And as always, Thanks Peter and Richie for this great opportunity! Friday, November 14, 2003Help a brother out ...I usually dont do this but this reader has been a good contributor over the past year so here goes .... DC Reader Jeff K is the Gm of a musical political satire called " The News in Revue" and they are performing live at Rich forum in Stamford the next few weekends. Maybe other TDC readers would be interested in supporting a fellow reader and at the same time check out a really funny show that rips everyone from Martha Stewart to Siegfried & Roy ( complete with the sexy tiger)..It's like Saturday Night Live meets 60 minutes Come see thier complete schedule here ....
Finally FridayOuch! A 60-year-old golfer in Georgia was bitten in the head by a rattlesnake when he went to retrieve his ball from some wetlands. WTF? A Tanzanian man who thought his boss's bicycle had been stolen while in his care killed himself by diving into a cesspool, only for a friend to return the bike a little while later. The Women Of Starbucks, from the Playboy pictorial. Country music star Wynonna Judd was arrested and charged with drunken driving in Nashville, Tennessee on November 13th. (Nice photo) Cool photo of a water spout. Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, who refused to remove his granite Ten Commandments monument from the state courthouse, was thrown off the bench Thursday by a judicial ethics panel for having "placed himself above the law." Yeah, this looks great. Here we go again, the latest oldest person in the world, Mitoyo Kawate, died in Japan on Thursday at the age of 114, two weeks after receiving the designation. The man seen having sex with Paris Hilton in a notorious amateur videotape that has surfaced on the Web has filed a $10 million slander lawsuit against the 22-year-old hotel heiress, her parents and her publicist. What in hell is this thing? Enjoy the weekend. Rich's Weekend tune upJust a shortie cause im beat .... If any of you are looking for a very funny Cd to listen to in your car's instead of music , "Crank Yankers Uncensored" is probably one of the funniest cd's I have ever heard . There are 3 Volumes, my opinion is #3 is the funniest one but #2 is very close ...go pick it up !~ A three-year-old girl is healthy and happy after a hairball the size of a large grapefruit was removed from her stomach A great short story about how a girl's toothbrush is the bane of bachelors everywhere AUSTRALIAN researchers are attempting to unravel the secret lives of whales by studying their excrement -- the world's largest droppings When engrish meets a site dedicated to dirty Tokyo toilets COMPACT discs could be history within five years after scientists made a fingertip-sized replacement. Experts say the paper-thin memory tab is faster and easier to use than a CD. And it can store more than a gigabyte of information - equivalent to 1,000 high quality images or around 12 hours of music - in just one cubic centimetre. Your #1 supplier for all your electric sex needs. British rock band Jethro Tull has been banned by a classic-rock radio station in the U.S. after comments blasting American patriotism by the group's lead singer. Stealth Disco: I just wanna dance! A Chilean radio station has prompted a scandal by offering its male listeners one hour of free sex with a prostitute as a prize in a raffle The DivaCup, for all the Daily Column ladies. Paris Hilton in at least 10 porn films!.......Paris Hilton's been a busy girl. The hotel heiress has apparently made numerous tapes of her raunchy sexcapades, Hilton's friend told The Post. Hateatron: So stupid it's almost funny. A new sex game in schools involving jelly bracelets makes spinning the bottle seem like an innocent game Build, play, and revise your own drum cadences. This calls to the inner band geek in me. The correct names for all kinds of multiracial people.
Wednesday, November 12, 2003Rich's Thursday StuffThere has been a change in the Daily Column December party , It is now at Side Street Grille in Hamden on Dec 5th @ 7:00( I guess on fridays there is an over 40 womans chatroom that get together at aunt chiladas and we dont need any of that )
I was listening to Glenn Beck on 960am today and he telling a story about Jessica Lynch. Did you know she has never even met with the Iraqi man who helped save her life , The same man who crossed the fucking desert 3 times so that her narrow ass could be saved and has blown off 3 scheduled meetings with this man . She also is doubting whether this guy even helped her at all because she "cant remember" if he did or not ?.. what a fucking thing to say about a man who saved your life you ungrateful , trailer park skank !....You know what's so funny about that , she is writing a book about her experience but how is she going to do that when she cant remember who saved her life ? Here's his story on why he saved her life ...
A German with no handcuffs readily available captured a burglar by clamping his teeth onto the man's thumb and dragging him off to a neighbor's house I find this typing test very difficult to masturbate to. Austrian police say they have arrested a man suspected of encouraging people over the Internet to kill themselves for his own sexual pleasure. Behold, this is what I do instead of sleeping. At least they managed to capture one of my favorite sax solos ever. Anyway, there's an iguana under the tree about 45 seconds into it, but you gotta look close. Comedy Central is planning to turn the make-over hit "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" upside down with a new show called "Straight Plan for the Gay Man." Here's an Interesting look at subliminal messages in advertising and music. I dont see the problem here but this woman has a Sexual syndrome gives some women 200 orgasms per day Le sigh, the story of my life. Can't get it up? You may be on the road to heart-attackville
HUH ??..A GAY man narrowly escaped a jail term today for performing oral sex on an unsuspecting, sleeping straight man How to write like a Wanker
Lots of wierd stuff on this site ....check it out . Bye bye, NortonComedian and Connecticut resident Art Carney has died at the age of 85. A British Airways captain and his co-pilot were arrested yesterday just before their jet was due to take off after failing a Breathalyzer test. Great, just great. A couple hiking in the mountains of far northern Sweden found 70 pairs of shoes, all filled with butter. Officials have no idea who put the shoes there, or why. Heard about the Paris Hilton homemade sex video? Well, it's apparently spreading like wildfire on the Internet. Okay, okay, I'm sure you want to see it. It's right here. (at least it was last night) Speaking of celebrity nudes, Larry Flynt claims to have purchased nude photos of Iraq war heroine Jessica Lynch. But, he says he purchased them in order to keep them out of circulation, not to publish them. A Turkish woman locked her rich industrialist husband naked in the bathroom for three years, claiming that he was mentally disturbed. I need one of these: The Sonic Boom Alarm Clock is a unique new alarm clock that is guaranteed to wake up even the heaviest sleepers. Interesting: Miss Digital World is the first ever virtual beauty contest, strictly for the most beautiful and intriguing virtual models made using the most advanced 3D graphics tools. Check out this video game ad. Tuesday, November 11, 2003Rich's Humpday HappeningsSorry about no column yesterday but I didnt get out of work until 8am and was way to tired to put a column together , But im back today so let do this . The Next Daily Column get together will be at Aunt Chilada's in Hamden, The date will be December 5th, I hope you all will be there ...If you need more details there is a forum set up and im sure someone will answer your question in there or you can always email me . I never thought I would see this day ...Larry Flynt claims he bought nude photos of former prisoner of war Jessica Lynch last month to publish in Hustler magazine, but changed his mind because she is a "good kid... and a victim of the Bush ... You can only be buried in this in Detroit , Rock City ! Speaking of Larry Flynt , The Internet is killing porn mag sales Identify subtle differences between two images. This may be more fun than that damn Nike Gridiron game. The reek from the StockPot soup factory is back, and so are complaints from neighbors of the Campbell Soup Co. subsidiary. Jewel ? Is France falling into the shitter?..one can only hope so ! Warning: GRAPHIC. Video of Iraqis torturing other Iraqis.( I think peter might have posted this , if so sorry for the double post) The first Afghan woman in three decades to take part in a beauty pageant is facing anger at home after winning. She may never be able to return home after a storm erupted when she paraded on the catwalk in a red bikini.
Four women sued an Irvine restaurant after one of them said she found a condom in her clam chowder when they dined there last year. The HT's, because you know you missed 'em. Six German women in their mid-30s who promise to add sparkle to even the dullest party have sold themselves on EBAY for just over 25,000 euros (28,600 dollars). Just admit it, you wanted to make sweet love to Judy Blume as a kid. A TURKISH woman locked her rich industrialist husband naked in the bathroom for three years claiming he was mentally disturbed..umm how about kickin the god damn door down ? Paraphenalia gallery, for the hippies and Hoot & Spunky too I got this very funny video from a forum member, You all should get a good laugh out of it . ( Thanks Chief Bigfoot)
Monday, November 10, 2003Long time no writeHey folks. It's been awhile since I last posted. Thanks to Richie for keeping things going during the week, and thanks to Hoot for covering the weekend. Let's see if I can make up for my absence a bit... Check out the school bus video on this page. It's of one kid pummeling the crap out of another kid. The beater got hauled off to jail. Here's one person's vision of the end of the world. Nice top, Jessica. See if you can find the error in this Maxim photo. The author of this blog did. The latest innovation from Japan: a vibrating condom. Any of you fellow Cingular GSM customers experience the all day outage on Saturday? This is the second time it happened to me. I'm a soon-to-be former Cingular customer. Speaking of cell phones, the first disposable cell phone is on it's way to market. Thanks to the Atkins diet, 40 percent of Americans are eating less bread than a year ago and it's pissing off bakers. More than a dozen models for the "Voyeur Dorm" website are suing for overtime pay. I'm telling you, this is not a good year to be over 100 years old. The oldest woman in Albania -- and perhaps the world -- has died at the age of 123. By the way, if anyone wants to get me a really cool (and expensive) Christmas gift, here's what I want. If you're married and bi-curious in New Hampshire, you're in luck. The New Hampshire Supreme Court has ruled that if a married woman has sex with another woman, it's not adultery. Check out the unusual cars pages. Here you go guys: 40 mistakes men make while having sex with women. Rich's Monday Mega ColumnOk , where to start ? ?.....First off I would like to Hoot for scolding all of our readers on Sunday with his adult pictures tirade , I hope none of you took it seriously . Note To Hoot : Dont yell at the people who make the DC what it is , The Readers Anyways back to the grill again .... Take this job and shove it , Voyeur Dorm's nude models battle for overtime There are times when contributing to this site makes me wonder WTF I'm doing here. Now this is just the sort of thing that sets us back years , we need this to be dealt with harshly. I think I just broke my hand punching the wall, you try it now . Deep Purple are considering donating some very special memorabilia to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: two of their CDs that were on the space shuttle Columbia. This is a very funny prank call , milk is still coming out of my nose from laughing, well if I drank milk. If a married woman has sex with another woman, is that adultery? The New Hampshire Supreme Court says no This has to be the worst thing on Ebay I have ever seen so far ...funny but soooooo wrong ! Message to homeowners: stoop and scoop. Two Calgary women didn't, and it cost them $72,000. This is very Cool : Are you depressed because your spirit-crushing job has removed your will to live? Well, create a city, and let them pay for your time. Ahhh, and another piece of the puzzles fits into place ....German scientists say a woman’s rational thought disappears when she goes shopping The new Geek craze : Sidetalkin ( you know Jambo is gonna be doing this soon For all of you who read TDC at work, show this to your bosses ....A new book argues that, contrary to employers' beliefs, letting workers surf on the Web can yield some beneficial side effects. Hey playa, Get yo alien freak on A Virgin Atlantic captain has been reported to the authorities for barring a passenger who made an ironic comment when the pilot turned up late. Wait, I have to pay for a chance at a Webby? WTF indeed. Two legs and an arm express-mailed to the home of a man who brokers body parts apparently broke no laws You gotta love the Hilton twins Katie Holmes fresh young breats Ok till tommorow ..see ya ! Sunday, November 09, 2003Sunday Hoot StyleGood morning all!!! I am back for another round of whozits, whatzits and huh??? Yes it is Hoot23 and I know Richie is gonna get some emails on this one! I mentioned in yesterdays column that I was gonna do sumthin special today and I will deliver on that promise. I first want to state that what I am going to do is make my column today two parts. The first part will be the normal stories and links that everyone loves to waste some time with. The second part and I give you fair warning now is gonna be all porn!!! Since Richie didn't do an all porn column last weekend like he said he was gonna I'll cover for him this week. Now I know some of you out there don't like some of the pics I have posted in some of my other guest columns but you know what? I don't care!!! Yes I know about the nasty emails some of you send Richie. He tells me about them, not who sent them, you are anonymous to me, but he says it is the same people who get offended each time so I am warning everyone if you don't like to look at it then don't fucking click on it. I will warn you when it is more graphic than others. But if Richie tells me about the nasty emails he gets when I post some of this stuff well then it is your own stupid fault for looking at something you find offensive. No one is there with you making you look at the pics. Just don't click on the links it is that simple. Only you can be held responsible for your own actions. Awwwwrightie then, now that's out of the way should we crank it up Hootie style! Now everyone on here that views this site from work really needs to show their bosses this article. Playing simple computer games at the office could improve productivity and job satisfaction, research suggests!!! And here is a little something to get you started on that path to productivity! Now this is a long way from here. Twenty six years after its launch, the Voyager 1 spacecraft has reached the outer limits of our solar system. I know Peter and Richie have posted some of these before and I don't recall seeing this one. It is another of those Japanese Shadow Shorts.(It is in windows media player format) The Smithsonian Institution has received a petition from a group of nearly 200 scholars, writers and others criticizing its plans to exhibit the Enola Gay, which dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima in World War II, without mentioning Japanese casualties. Have an opinion on this? Join the discussion forums and tell everyone what you think! There are some interesting animations here. Mess around some are interactive. In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, four rusty old ships are bobbing along aimlessly, unwanted by the United States, which sent them, and by Great Britain, which was to receive them. Can you help the Fly Guy to find the beach and his drink? I think this may have been posted by Peter or Richie but it was a while ago. Not sure. Want to watch your favorite porn star work, up close and in person? Then try Scott Stein’s XXX-treme Vacation trips, which give paying guests a chance to mingle with porn stars! If you see a guy in a giant cell phone costume you better run!!! Forget the apples, a cup of cocoa a day may help to keep the doctor away. Want to see inventions that come from a creative place so deep, they can be perceived by some as offbeat, unusual and possibly a bit eccentric. Well check out Totally Absurd Inventions unveiling America's Goofiest Patents!
This will put a smile on your face!!! Three Little Ducks All In A Row! You Wanna Fight, Fight Me!!! And finally Siss boom baa!!! See that wasn't that bad???
Saturday, November 08, 2003Hoot's Saturday SmörgåsbordAs Mr. Hanky would say, Hidey Ho Everybody!!! The woman accused of having sex with her boyfriend inside St. Patrick's Cathedral as part of a radio show stunt was sentenced to five days of community service. A little online Rubik's Cube!!! Remember the Simpson's episode where Homer invents tomacco? Well this guy really invented it!!! Are you so damn tired that you need to sleep while standing up? Maybe this will help... Never, never look at a gypsy's balls!!! The cavernous club was filled with hundreds of fierce competitors. Striped-shirted referees kept order during the grueling hand-to-hand combat. Who won this slug it out, no holds barred contest? In the end, it came down to two men and three "weapons" Want your desktop to be more sexy then try this!!! FROM TORTOISES TO COCKATOOS! Wildlife smuggling is on the rise, say authorities in Singapore, whose ports are increasingly used as transit points in the shuttling of endangered animals between the United States and tropical Asian countries such as Indonesia and Vietnam. Hey Dude!! It's like Star Dudes!!! This one's for you Pete. I know you feel strongly about this topic as a lot of us do. The investigation of strip club owner Michael Galardi and numerous politicians appears to be the first time federal authorities have used the Patriot Act in a public corruption probe. Are you sick of Joey Fatone? Can't stand AJ? That Timberlake kid make your skin crawl? Well Richie may not like this but for those of you that don't like boy bands you may just want to try Boy Band Blast-A-Rama! To go along with that game, Rich it looks like your fav boy Justin is tying the knot with Cameron Diaz. "If you like exercise, you will like this site, If you loathe to exercise, you will love this site!" Calories we burn whilst having sex! In a little Missouri news. When Independence police officers arrived at an accident on U.S. 24 Saturday night, they had no idea it might cost them $500,000 to write down the offending driver's name. Damn that rabbit! Why does he keep grabbing my cursor? Why do these things keep following me? Male sex really is important to the survival of the species — at least for the nematode, a lowly worm that can reproduce without masculine help but adapts better if males get into the act. This would have come in handy back in high school. I never knew there were so many types of paper airplanes! Confused about how the world works? Why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory! However, there are just too many of these floating around. Here you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own. Simply make your selections and print it out. You'll be the hero of your next militia meeting. Have fun, and remember...They are Watching You! Well that covers it for today. Tomorrow I am gonna do a little something special. You all will just have to wait and see! I'm out. Peace!!! Hoot23 Thursday, November 06, 2003Rich's Friday Super ColumnWelcome to the weekend , Go out and have fun because they are predicting snow showers for Monday ..UGGHH ,winter already ? I am going to try and put together the next TDC party pretty soon , I hope when we decide when & where you will make it out and get to meet all of your favoite TDC people.. I know I will look forward to meeting all of you ( even you Led Zepplin
Ok , here it is ...A Picture of Everything Websurfers looking for some skin on the net will be treated to the internet's first-ever broadcast of a nude rock 'n' roll concert. Learn how to talk using your pants ..I am going to be doing this from now on This is where some laws should be made to be bent because an 80 year old arrested after pulling unlicensed gun on mugger For those of you that aren't familiar with Peaches (and her teaches) here's your chance. She's a naughty little Canadian monkey. I wonder if she likes Bartenders ? Le sigh. (click the buttons on top to play the music , then add your own sounds) Scientists say that Fish farting may not just be hot air So you say you want to undress a hot girl ? ..well join the frigin club ! Well well well... I'll file this under no possible chance, ever It's a hell of a way to see Paris: A sex video allegedly featuring hotel heiress Paris Hilton may soon be available on the Internet. Sources say a porn site plans to show footage of the then-19-year-old having sex with a man who later married Shannen Doherty Way Too Personals: Personal ads that cross the line...Yes Spunky , I will get you the number . A couple of Wisconsin lawyers are in trouble for showing a little more than their habeas corpus This guy lays it on the line with his ex wife's Beanie Baby collection How much would you pay for a beer in Hong Kong? A New Zealand traveler paid 20,000 Hong Kong dollars (US$2,595) for his. People just blurting out Random Confessionals: "I once had sex (briefly) with a stick shift to impress a high school boyfriend. Why?" Do you feel lucky punk ? ..well do ya ? ....Microsoft offers 5 million dollar bounty on virus authors' heads Rich's Xmas ideas : For the alcoholic chess player in your family... A 75-year-old man who uses a wheelchair was sentenced to 15 years in prison for strangling his female friend and caretaker 10 months ago with his one good arm.
Rich's Thursday StuffAs soon as Peter & I get together and get The Daily Column T shirt situation ironed out , I have a really good contest to start but I need a prize to do it and I figured a t shirt would be ideal so ...stay tuned . A nine-year-old girl set herself on fire allegedly after a school teacher scolded her for being late to class I, for one, have no idea what's going on...but take a look anyways The New Jersey parents at the center of a highly publicized child abuse case, unable to post the $100,000 bail on their own, were released from jail after their church pastor arranged to post bail for them. I am not a pleasure unit. A customer at an Italian food buffet punched an elderly deaf woman in the face because she brought her hearing dog into the restaurant Nike's Gridiron game is pretty damn cool. This one is for all you soon to be brides ..... God, bless this marriage and the local car dealer who sponsored it. Yep, weddings are up for Sale! Tramp lamps, because, you know, everybody loves a tramp. A man got jail time over 10 flowers , just read it ! Escher's "Relativity" in LEGO. Internet stripper takes boyfriend to court, then holds fake wedding, then marries him for real, then takes him back to court, then posts his bond... I've always wanted a Pulsed Plasma Mobile Hydrogen Generator. What are the funnest cities in America? Nasty photos of teeth that the fine folks at 1dentist.com could only classify as "hopeless." ROCK star Bryan Adams had an affair with Princess Diana, the singer’s former lover has sensationally claimed. The Hero Machine, I need one . Since it is starting to get cold out , Some Beach Boobies would do just nicely .. Ok , see ya on Friday !
Wednesday, November 05, 2003Another short oneHow a three-minute sexual encounter in a broom cost tennis star Boris Becker his marriage, his status as a sports star and about $48 million. (Three minutes?) Opponents of a new LA city ordinance banning lap dancing at strip clubs now have a chance to take their gripe to the ballot box. The latest in reality shows: A group of 28 women will compete for a one-year contract with a major adult video distributor and a cash prize of $100,000 in a new pay-per-view show called "Can You Be A Porn Star?" Yet another severed penis story: A pregnant wife has been given a suspended jail sentence for cutting off the penis of her cheating husband after he threatened to divorce her. Check out this video, from the Trojan Games. Like auto racing? Like to see the cars crash? Here you go... The top ten retail ripoffs exposed. Rich's Humpday HappeningsWell so much for the pictures from Skull & Bones , the rain washed all of it away but Ill keep my camera on me in case they put it back. Lets go ... Two British explorers have run seven marathons in seven days on six continents...Run Forest , Run ! See if you can beat this Addicting fish game because I couldnt Madonna has banned her young daughter Lourdes from copying Christina Aguilera - despite kissing her on-stage at the MTV VMA's Dead Exposure: A site dedicated to living people posing as dead people. Someone is gonna go down for this but A TV special asks: Was Jesus married? A woman, driving and talking on her cell phone, died after her car plowed into a cell phone store Atari Adventure, faithfully recreated using Flash Lance Armstrong is apparently squiring around singer Sheryl Crow, not actress Sandra Bullock, as had been previously blabbered.... Boy she really gets around , huh ? This is very cool , a little nerdy , but still cool in the same . Augmentation and reduction of your body parts are "going retail", So get so new sneakers and a boob job at the mall. Just because you are such a good judge of things .... This shit pisses me right off Eminem's amazingly cool "White America" video Note to self : turn phone off ! .........A 20-YEAR-OLD man pushed his girlfriend downstairs, causing catastrophic injuries, after she received a sexy text message while the pair were in bed If your wrists don't hurt from boobie links, here's a click intensive game that stole an hour of my life. Shannon Elizabeth never get tired to look at . Tuesday, November 04, 2003Tuesday quickieDo you sweat like a pig? Delicate nerve surgery can help cure a condition known as hyperhidrosis, which affects about 2.8 million people in the United States. More solar flares are heading our way. (Plus a very cool photo of the sun.) Check out this new gun that can shoot around corners. A 43-year-old French windsurfer has completed the first solo crossing of the Pacific from Peru to Tahiti. She made the 4,455 mile journey in 89 days. Can you imagine crossing the Pacific Ocean on a windsurfer? Ouch! A radio-controlled aircraft instructor died when he was struck by a model helicopter. Here's an online test to tell you whether you are "cool." The Tattoo Baby Doll Project? Check this out: The world's first luxury amphibious motorcoach/yacht. Rich's Tuesday TackleboxI drive overnight for my job , And during my route I go by Skull & Bones every night about 4am.( for all of you who dont know what skull & bones is , It's a secret society at Yale that has had members such as George Bush). I usually slow down and look at it to see if I can see any lights on or anyone coming or going in or out and there is never any signs of life ever . Last night as I did my daily routine , I looked over at S&B and noticed someone had defaced with all sorts of different sayings in bright yellow chalk . Thyings like " Stop screwing with the world" and "The Lebonese 5 is coming" and many other things ...I will bring my camera tonight and hopefully it will still be there and Ill post the pics tommorow if they are there ...pretty intense stuff !
A list of the top ten evil people of all time followed by a list of the top ten good people of all time, sorted in order of evilness and goodness. This one is for Peter to tee off on ....An Osceola High School student was suspended from school Friday for wearing a T-shirt decorated with condoms Ever wish you could wield a halberd with the skill of a medieval warrior? It is now quite possible through The Association for Renaissance Martial Arts Official website. A British newspaper reports actress Minnie Driver plans to spend time in a Cambodian sweatshop..just another celebrity asshole trying to get some free press Words of Women: The things real live girls have said. A nice departure from other "reality" venues. A man, apparently angered during a discussion over breaking up with his girlfriend, was arrested for allegedly pouring hot cooking oil over her head Pay $8 to watch a crappy plot, or read it for free....The Movie Spoiler Eleven people died and thousands were taken to hospitals with breathing difficulties after a swarm of grasshoppers invaded central Sudan Do us all a favor and dont buy this shirt so we wont have to kick your ass on principal . Who wouldn't want to receive a message from their best friend? I'm not talking about your high school buddy. I mean "man's best friend" -- your dog This one is for Jambo ....Quotes from clients during web design projects. My response? I wasn't born with enough middle fingers Lionel Richies' model daughter flashes her boobs on the runway (photo included) Barney gettin down with his bad self. The Croc Hunter is a pussy compared to this chick ... 53 year old woman punches 9 foot alligator into submission Someone in the forums said she was hot so I went searching ..Fairuza Balk Welcome to the Breast Index ...gotta love lots O boobies ! Monday, November 03, 2003Just another MondaySix men are suing Sky TV after they took part in a reality TV show in which they competed to win the affections of a beautiful woman - who later turned out to be a man waiting for a sex-change operation. Three high school students have been expelled from an exclusive preparatory school in California for allegedly making a sexually explicit video and distributing it on school grounds. Everything you always wanted to know about guillotines. Not a single baby has been in Iraq has been named "Saddam " since April 9, the date the dictator's regime fell. From Samsung electronics, the Underwear Boiling System. A 16-year-old Florida high school student was suspended from school for 3 days for wearing a T-shirt decorated with condoms as a Halloween costume. Check out the Star Trek apartment. A government official in the Philippines has suggested that the dead should be buried in a vertical position because the biggest cemetery in the capital Manila has run out of space. From the interesting facts department, the history of giving someone "the finger." Last week, the waffle bra, this week, the pumpkin bra. How strong is your password? Pop it into the box on this website and it will tell you how strong or weak it is. And, once again, the latest oldest person in the world, Kamato Hongo, died on Friday at age 116. A single Tuscan truffle weighing 14.35 ounces was sold this weekend in Italy near Florence for $35,000, more than six times its weight in gold. Someone's going to hell. Check out this new Honda ad, made entirely out of Legos. Rich's Monday SupercolumnHello All and welcome to November . I would like to start off by saying all you who didnt come to the Reef's Halloween party missed one hell of a party , It was really good to see so many people dressed up and dancing and having a great time ..to all of you who did come , Thanks for making it sooooo much fun . Ok , my next little ditty is when the hell are we going to cut the cord and pull our god damn troops out of that rathole of a country ? ...How many more of our young men and women have to die so they can have freedom ? Let me tell you something , If there was oil in that ground, George Bush would nuke the whole god forsaken land ! Ok , sorry but just had to get it off my chest ....... This is unreal in this day and age but The state attorney general is investigating allegations that a black man was told by an owner of a small northern Florida motel that "coloreds" weren't allowed in the pool Ever wonder how they stay up ...find out .
Fat kid get shot with paintball gun, flips out. Good stuff... Big girls rejoice too !! ...Fat Girls have better sex ..it's true (so I hear?) People ...... The one, the only, "Fluid Boy" Find out where the best Happy Hour is anywhere in the whole united states A Norman man faces a felony animal cruelty charge for allegedly using a 12-guage shotgun to castrate his dog..he should recieve the same punishment This is pretty funny , Various quotes from college kids regarding sex. A man on the 6:19 from Grand Central reportedly dropped his cell phone in a toilet and got his arm stuck trying to retrieve it - delaying the evening commute for thousands of people Famous curves, no boobies.
I would have been the King of the 80's if I had this site up . Finally the truth comes out on Female addiction to internet porn: One in three visitors is a woman Now is the time to share in the growth of your child's natural psychic abilities, and to develop a deeper and stronger bond with your child on all levels! Order now and recieve a free tinfoil hat! My mother has sent me to the wrong school system when I was younger because in Texas , Middle School Students Found Having Oral Sex In the middle of Class A little red monkey. If you watch long enough, you'll see an iguana.
Sunday, November 02, 2003Hungover, Ate Too Much Candy Sunday, JAMBO Style.JAMBO!!! Sun Nov 2, 2003 Last weekend we did some special birthday stuff for Mrs Jambo, including a visit to a B & B in Ridgefield and a drive on the CT "Wine Trail" For Halloween, as usual, we got no trick or treaters. A Halloween costume that probably seemed like a good idea. Yeah, and this one too. The FRENCH even hate the US custom of Halloween?!? If only their wine and cheese were not so good. In London, children were handed pills and dog food for Halloween treats by one chucklehead. Rumors of the "Bunny Man" still haunt Virginia. Southern Mississippi is running out of booze, somebody get The Bandit on the CB. A new virus is out there...so let's be careful. Not enough porn you say? Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's mojo reported missing. Rummy denies knowing what "mojo" is, nor can he comment on ever having one. His mojo, meanwhile, speaking from an undisclosed location, reports it is just fine. Yesterday, I reported that Fox was suing Fox over Fox's show "The Simpsons" running a spoof of Fox News. It's a gag. D'OH!!! More Halloween news, this time a fake abduction. The Halloween pumpkin bra. Dr. Hunter S Thompson. Gonzo personified. Some required reading. Oddly addicting, good clean Scottish fun. If it isn't Scottish, it's Crrrrrrrrrrr-ap! SHARK! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RK!!! Those divers have knives, BTW. Office Paintball. Shoot the stressballs in a totally nonthreatening shoot 'em up. HARD. Pathological procrastinator? Try this game. Well that's all for this time, kiddies! Join the forums, it's fun, it's free and you can argue with me. Saturday, November 01, 2003The JAMBO JamHappy "All-Souls' Day" to you all! As a somewhat arreligious, non-practicing, vaguely pagan person, I though it important to share some of the meaning of this time of year. We recently went to Salem, MA to check out if there was anything on for Halloween / Samhain. Don't waste your time. The place was lousy with "normals" looking for something creepy. GAH! We did the "Witch House" we went to the Witch Museum The best part was dinner here. 'K. Nuff personal crap from me.... In keeping with the rumored "all porn" format...live nude teenaged stickfigures! Oooooh, yeah. Move your mouse to rub these.....Mmmmmmmmm! Tons of sexual positions! A quick note to those guys out there with off the wall, impossible expectations in the women. You know who you are...Huggins, I am looking in your direction. Links-a-plenty to porn. Clean up when you're done fellas! Endangered species feces sculpture. I didn't send in the whole microwave a navel orange and stick your woozle in there discussion from the forums yet, but make your own sex toys at home. Oooh yeah, Mr Potato Head, that's just how Daddy likes it! Fox investigated suing the Simpsons for running fake ticker-style news across the bottom of a Kent Brockman newcast recently, then realized that Fox owns the Simpsons and would be, in effect, suing themselves. How to form your own SLIPKNOT ™ style Nu-Metal Band! The "Vehicle Survival Guide" movie. I'm not sure why, but I pissed my pants laughing! A game: Pick up the eggs, load into the slingshot and shoot at the bunnies! I didn't get that you have to mouse over the egg-basket at first ( "Instructions?!? We don' need no estinking eenstructions!" ). Just play it. Another game: You are flying a Japanese plane and blowing up ships in Pearl Harbor. Good clean, historically inaccurate fun! One of the best blogs of all time! That's it for this Saturday serving of Jamboliciousness. Thanks for hacking the spew. |
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