Happy New Year's Eve day

Sorry for the absence folks. Work comes first. (Gotta pay the bills) First off, Happy New Year's Eve day. Try to get out of work early. Have fun, but be careful tonight - remember, it's amateur night.

Let's see what's going on...

Security will be extra tight at this year's New Year's celebrations around the country, with military helicopters patrolling over the Rose Parade, Times Square and the Las Vegas Strip.

Grab a piece of Uranus before someone else gets a hold of it.

The Food and Drug Administration is banning the sale of ephedra early next year, and urged consumers Tuesday to immediately stop using the herbal stimulant that has been linked to 155 deaths and dozens of heart attacks and strokes.

The 10 Dumbest Quotes of 2003.

Introducing the world's first fully automatic domestic assistant. No it's not real. It's an ad for a movie. The domain is registered to 20th Century Fox Film Corp., and the site is an ad for I, Robot, Fox's new movie based on the Isaac Asimov novel.

The Top 20 Movie Nude Scenes of 2003.

A recreation park in Indonesia is displaying a 49-foot python -- making it the longest snake ever captured. It has a diameter of 2.8 feet and weighs 984 pounds!

Ladies: Here are all the answers to the most frequent questions about vibrators.

Actor Earl Hindman, best known for playing a neighbor whose face was forever obscured by a fence on the television show "Home Improvement," died of lung cancer Monday. He was 61. Here's what he looked like without the fence.

Business note: FedEx agreed to buy Kinko's for $2.4 billion in cash.

A federal appeals court has upheld a Utah artist's right to make nude photos of Barbie dolls being menaced by kitchen appliances.

Finally, in England, Tim Berners-Lee, the publicity-shy physicist who invented the world wide web, has been awarded a knighthood.

Remember, be careful tonight.

Rich's New Years Eve Rockin Afternoon

Happy NYE everbody hope you all have some great plans tonight but dont forget to think before you drink & drive tonight cause the cops will be out in full force and so will other crazy drivers so if your going to be drinking ...please stay put.

We need all you to make the DC a sucsess !

What a year we had this year, The Daily Column finally took off and became a force to reckon with when it comes to wasting your day at work.Im just going to recap some of the highlights of the year .....

Let's start with the forums best of's :

Best Fight: Tie - Led Zeppelin vs The Yank fans or Huggins238 vs everyone ..we had a lot of really good fights but I think these two discussions took the cake this year.

Best line : Mytaint - Asking Bobcat "How's that glue smell?"

Best way to kill a page loading time - Hoot ..Hoot puts so many god damn things on his page, it takes forever to load because of it .

Best forum member : Spunky14u ..Now all of you are great in your own way but Spunk has set himself apart from the rest , he is always involved in almost every forums and has something to say even if sometimes it is a little off, he accepts other people's responses and come back with rebuttles and is way ahead in post #'s ...nice year Spunk.

Most popular forum - Last one to post wins ...This forum took off like a rocket and 264 pages later is still climbing with no end in site.

Most likely to make people scratch thier heads - FloridaBobcat ....well sometimes we just have no clue what the hell you are talking about ?

Biggest Ballbreaker - Boogietrunks ..Hands down runaway winner .

Most opinionated - Tie - Muttly & Gcap ...each person has thier own agenda's and get thier opinons across very well.

the "where are they now " catagory - Jambo ....what happened to Jambo , long gone and not forgotten

Biggest Potty Mouth - Paula13 .....for a lady she sure can put a couple truck drivers to shame

Most likely to show at DC events - Hoot , myself, Buffy, Barfly, Godfather, Hoopdee , Spunky , Tedunh ....these peole are always good for showing.

Well it has been a great year in the forums and I look forward to tooling on the rest of you in the future!!

Ok now for some fun stuff :

I have compiled the top ten news stories of 2003 and here they are :

1. War in Iraq
2. The Loss of space shuttle Columbia
3. California Govener's Race
4. War on Terror
5. The August 14th Blackout
6. SARS
7. Gay Rights issues
8. Celebrities and Sex charges
9. Recovery of Elizabeth Smart
10. the death of Saddam's sons

Top 10 Sports moments of 2003 ( in no particular order)

1. Sammy Sosa caught with Corked bat
2. Aaron Boone's Homerun in game 7 of ALCS
3. Cubs fan Steve Bartman interferes with foul ball
4. Kobe Bryant admits adultery and stans trial on rape
5. Marlins beat Yanks in World series
6. Tampa Bay Bucs win Superbowl
7. Lance Armstong wins another Tour De France
8. Barry Bonds cotines to hit walk off homeruns
9. College Coaches running amuck
10. Lebron James

So we are all going to have a safe and funfilled New Years Eve right ......I will see you all in the new year and thanks for making the DC what it is .

Rich

Rich's Tuesday Tacklebox

Did You Know that The Orlando International Airport tested a body-scanning device that uses low-dose X-rays that can see through clothing but not human skin. The device essentially allows airport screeners to perform electronic strip searches of all travelers. The pictures it generates are of near-pornographic quality

Did you also know that Unbeknownst to many owners of the TiVo system, every night TiVo transmits the day’s viewing records back to the company’s computers — which channels were viewed when and even when the volume was turned up and down. TiVo is now selling this information to broadcasters and advertisers. None of this is revealed in TiVo’s brochures...take the test below ..

You think your paranoid now ...take the ACLU quiz and see how our goverment is fucking us ( Peter, take a guess who I got this from ?)

I love being a father ...The death of a father during childhood leaves a more lasting impression on a child than the death of a mother

2003 Yo Yo Championships.

Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean says he's not sure Osama bin Laden is guilty of anything ...we call this the "I cant win" election stragedy

Hockey does rule ...but cmon already !

Cow parts -- including hooves, bones, fat and innards -- are used in everything from hand cream and antifreeze, to poultry feed and gardening soils.

For all the college DCer's: The Walk of Shame

Five newborn babies killed and dumped in the woods in France are from the same family

WinAmp 5 is now a reality. This version contains the ability to view streamed video much like Shoutcast streams audio

THE children of a US cancer patient who donated his body for research have filed a lawsuit after learning their father's embalmed head was kept in a tool shed for nearly 11 years.

I thought I was Father of the Year until I saw this guy's site ...he truly is The King of all fathers .he keeps a detailed journey from birth through today of his goings on about birth and so on .

Talk about a losing case ....MORE than 600 lawyers have signed up to defend captive Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein

Can someone please shed some light on how Clearasil comes in to play here?

We salute you Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer.

The "Ultimate Hangover " pill goes on sale in this country soon.

2 words ...NICE CAN

Rich's Monday Super Column

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock ....Time is ticking away on 2003 and we are pulling closer to 2004 with every minute and I am looking forward to the New Year , a fresh start and a chance to do things right . I am not doing anything special this year because babysitter's are hard to find on new years eve and I cant find one so instead of going to this crazy house party my boys are having , Im going over our friends house who also cant find a sitter for thier kids and we are just going to hang and let the kids play and maybe order food or something ...Ahh getting old , Boy does it SUCK !

I wanna say thanks to DC member Squeaky20 for stopping down the Reef saturday night and introducing herself to me , too bad it was a really slow night until about 12:30 because her group would have had a better time...but thanks for coming in Squeaky and it was a pleasure to meet you (she was cute)

Ok I am going to do my year in review Tuesday so be on the lookout for it ...

A Pittsburgh woman has gotten a Christmas gift - from a thief.

Jenna Jameson's Dodge Viper.. 'nuff said

What the hell is this world coming to ? ...A 2-year-old model and actor who cut his head at a playground is seeking unspecified lost wages and other compensation from the city.

Be nice and the Stool Fairy will pay you a visit.

I know Hansel & Gretel came from there but this is ridiculous ...POLICE have arrested a Swedish mother for allegedly baking her five-month-old baby in an oven

Play Marble Mayhem ...pretty cool game.

Parents go to son's funeral, son calls parents on phone afterwards

See enlarged size. So true, so true.

MICHAEL Jackson has reportedly married for the third time. He is said to have wed a stunning 23-year-old Muslim beauty earlier this year

Ummm.. yeah. The straight man's guide to gay sex. Go get 'em.

Gweneth Paltrow , who is agaisnt drinking accepts 7 million to do a Martini commercial...what a hipocrite

WTF! YOU CHEATING SON OF A BITCH! After 16.88 seconds, it told me game over. Whore!

AN elderly Vietnamese man who was found alive four months ago after spending seven hours inside a drawer at a morgue has really died this time....we hope ?

Petticoats. Yeah, thats one way to hide a penis.

Hoot's Highlights Of 2003

Well here we are at the end of another 365 days to mark one more year gone by. Arrivederci 2003, Ciao 2004. Man where did the time go? It seems like it was just yesterday we were celebrating the new millennium and already we are four years into it. Our parents were right when we were growing up and they told us to enjoy the time cause as you get older it starts to fly by. It seems like sometimes there are just not enough hours in each day to accomplish all that we put upon ourselves. That is why it is important to take a moment here and there to reflect on what we have. I know we all get caught up in our daily routines and just keep pushing forward but if you don't remember to stop and smell the roses, or take in a sunrise or sunset or whatever your fancy, before you know it time will have passed you by. Each of us don't know how long we will be here in this world so you have to enjoy the time that we have now, here in front of us. So the next time when your schedule has you running ragged and you feel overwhelmed just stop and take in whatever is around you and be thankful for what surrounds you in your life.

Well I don't know about you but to me it seems like a lot of shit has happened in 2003. From the Iraq war, to SARS, to another Space Shuttle lost, to Elizabeth Smart being found alive, to Martha Stewart indicted, to the Big Blackout in August. Here are some recaps of the year in news: 2003 Month-by-Month, or an Overall Year in Review 2003.
For your 2003 Year of Entertainment News.
How much of 2003 do you remember?
An environmental review of 2003.
How did your money do in 2003?
The most shocking stars of 2003.
Some well known celebrities lost to us in 2003.
Celebrity Knuckleheads 2003!
The 'Wow!' Stories Of 2003

Magnetic Storm. A site all about the earth's protective magnetic field.

Just how rich are you???

Ok this is just fucking creepy!!!

Here ya go everyone. You knew they had to get involved. They know everybody's doing it so of course they would make Corporate-Sponsored Condoms!!! In all your favorite flavors: Nike, Energizer, McDonalds, Chevy, Pringles, KFC, Bounty, M & M's

Just how much of a gangsta are ya??? Take the Gangsta Appatude Tess Fool!!!

The Hug-O-Matic!

A followup to yesterdays Walmart story!

One Times Square Remains Cultural Icon

It's the new craze, "The Fat Boy New Year's Dance"

Iran Fears Quake Toll Could Hit 40,000

Snowball Fight!!!

After two years of a wrenching dot-com fallout and technology recession, 2003 marked a time when growth prospects for information technology improved, all while innovation kept marching on.

How does your moral intuition work?? Well find out with The Moral Sense Test.

Ever wonder how long that steak sauce you have in the cupboard is good for? When does Tabasco sauce go bad? Is the honey you've had for 8 months ok to use? Find out with the Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad.

Here he is the Farting Preacher!

What dessert are you?

Don't be left in the dark. Get yourself a fleshlight!!!

All things bottle caps all the time at The Bottle Cap Man.com!!!

Do you live near a latitude and longitude degree confluence? If you do maybe you can help these guys out. The Degree Confluence Project.

Just how drunk are you?

For the geek in all of us. Old 80's computer advertisements!

What is your purpose?

Your days got you bored? Try this. Before your next haircut, take a headshot photo. Immediately after your haircut, take another headshot photo. Proceed to take the same photo every day until your next haircut. Once the cycle is complete, place the photos in a photo album that flips easily. Watch your hair grow.

He is a sick motherfucker!!! Michael Jackson says he would still take a young child into his bed - just not at Neverland.

What is a skull?

A little hockey anyone?

See all of your favorite celebrities in some of their most flattering photos. Mugshots.com!!!

And in yet another Wal-Mart story!!!

Wanna make some money off of your friends? Install one of these in your home but don't let anyone know you don't have to put a quarter in for it to work!

Richie I found the perfect place for you to get your pants for when you go out clubbing!

MMMMM Beer Part 2!!!

Looking ahead. 10 technologies to watch in 2004!

And yet another Wal-Mart story. Except this one is about Wal-Mart itself. This is The Wal-Mart You Don't Know!

Criminals are so stupid!!!

I think that just about wraps it up for me. I want to thank Peter and Rich for all the work they do in keeping this website going. And I want to thank them for letting me help them out by giving them a break from doing the weekends. I know that a lot of people out there are reading this site and I am sure that alot of them, like me, look forward to reading TDC everyday. It takes a good amount of time to constantly come up with fresh stuff for everyone to peruse through each day. I know they both enjoy doing this as do I and that is why it keeps going. I have been coming here for almost a year now and I look forward to many more. To all our readers out there Thank You for coming back again and again everyday because I know that is a reason why Peter and Richie keep it up. If no one was reading it probably wouldn't be worth it to do it. So Thank You again readers you are a part of what makes the site what it is. I would like to wish everyone and their families out there in TDC land a safe and Happy New Year!!! I will see y'all next year!!! Peace!!! Hoot23

"Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each."
Henry David Thoreau

Hoot's Saturday Sorbet

Note to all: The first part of today's column is actually one I had put together for Sun Dec. 14 but it somehow never got published???? I know it talks about there being twelve days left before Christmas and today is two days after the big ol fat man came a calling but I wanted everyone to see what I had assembled for that day so here ya go...

That's right, including today there are only twelve days left until Christmas. So if you still have some shopping left to do good luck. It only gets nuttier and nuttier out there as we get closer to it. I really enjoy this time of year. With all the decorations and most everyone in a cheerful spirit it is pleasant. I know it is over commercialized and a hassle but it is nice to run into people you may have not seen for some time. We should all be thankful for what we have and enjoy it because there are a lot of people out there in this world that have nothing. Get out and savor it because each year keeps passing by faster and faster. OK then let's get moving.

I have some presents for some of our regulars in the discussion forums. If you haven't joined just click on the link over there on the right and sign yourself up.

To our lead man who runs the site Peter. Nice top!

A man apparently shot himself to death early Friday on the "X" in Dealey Plaza that marks the spot where President John F. Kennedy was assassinated 40 years ago.

For our other fearless leader who as far as I know never sleeps! Here ya go Rich!!! And another!

For those of us here in computer land. A site with lots of patches for different programs.

Merry Christmas Taint!!!

When I saw this I thought it was all Buffy13!!! What's your duck type? I am a

Godfather's present!!

Just for Jambo!

Learn How Americans Use Frequent Flyer Miles to Support Our Troops

Barfly I didn't know you sold these too!

Did someone say Skittlebrau?

Some candy canes for Spunky!

She loves cats so here ya go Paula13.

Free Willy is no more.

Can't forget about Boogie!

Then there's Turkish!

This is interesting and creepy at the same time. Move your mouse around on some of the pictures.

The Internet is apparently causing many Americans to hallucinate earthquakes, further resulting in their thinking that everything they drink tastes like milk shakes, according to one of the first large-scale surveys of the societal impact of the Internet.

Remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? What about Break Dancing? Or Mexican Jumping Beans? Ah the good ol days of fads that came and went. See if you remember these and more at CrazyFads.com

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Want more of these? Then go to CrazyThoughts.com!!!

Well I have to cut it short. I was going to hand out more presents but this was my second time writing this column. Internet explorer crashed on me b4 and I had forgot to save so I started all over got to this point and saved and had added some more when my computer locked up. And now I have to run out the door so I will say to everyone have a Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate because I won't be around next weekend. I am off to go snowboarding at Sugarbush in Vermont. Woo hoo can't wait. Everyone be safe and I will see ya all the weekend before New Years with a end of the year wrap up. Until then I hope Santa brings everybody what they want. Merry Christmas. Peace.Hoot23

.....Alrighty then!!! Now that is out of the way let me jump right into today's tidbits. Well as you can see I went to Sugarbush last weekend and let me tell you what a great one it was. We got up there last Thur night right after they had a snowstorm that dumped two feet of fresh powder on the mountain for us to ride fresh tracks come Friday morning.

Oh what fun! Loads and loads of snow!!!

One more pic of all the powder!!!(Just for you Rich!!!)

Oh I love snowboarding so freakin much. I am able to have a clear mind that is thinking about absolutely nothing except where I am going take make my next turn in the snow! It is exhilarating. If you have ever wanted to try and snowboard or ski but you have never gotten around to it I say what the hell are you waiting for. Go for it, I think you will love it. I do!!!

"The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet."
---James Oppenheim

A little post Christmas Adventure Elf!

Now there are plenty of different ways to celebrate Christmas but did any of y'all have yourselves a White Trash Christmas!!!

Some crazy rumors have been going around the discussions forums. Such as five minutes ago, a bus load of repellent mongrels mysteriously enlightened arse-picking Armyofone! Or the fact that up until the Gore Buddhist temple fiasco, mischievous Chrispy darkly coughed up umpteen so-called kittens. And before Newt came out of the closet, Clinton-worshiping AIM315 gratefully got excited over quite a few small gypsies. Make up other bizarre rumors about people you know!!!

Remember when everybody told you how if you folded a $20 dollar bill it formed a picture of the pentagon ablaze on one side and the twin towers on the other? Well if you don't or no one ever showed you how you can try it for yourself along with other bill folding tricks at Foldmoney.com!

Which is worse kissing Saddam or wiping Osoma Bin Laden's Ass? Which is worse being a hockey goalie with no mask or being a hockey goalie with no cup? Which is worse getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons or being in a two hour traffic jam? Which is worse????

Is your head pounding from all the holiday cheer and spirits you have been consuming? Well here is some advice from the people who serve up those aches!

Now this is just fucked up. This is why I say people should have to have a license to bear children! A father drove his car into his in-laws' house in a fiery Christmas Day crash.

.....Ummmm OK???(Click on the green blob)

This is why many consider Christmas has become too commercialized!!! Another Walmart story!

Do you like extreme sports like rock climbing, mountaineering, snowboarding or the like? Do you enjoy making movies with your video camera? Well combine the two at Peter Peru's Extreme Film & Expedition School!

Ok maybe it is just too damn crowded in Japan to notice, or maybe they are too busy with all their technology, or who knows why they didn't see it but I think the smell would have alerted somebody!!!

If your Hugh Grant and you go to Bankok you better cover your kok and run!!!

Men this is for the inner woman in you. Manties!!!

MMMMMMM Beer!!!

Ahhh the good ol days of riding the short bus to school!!!

And again to all, I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas!!!

Well now I think that should satisfy everybody for today. I will be back tomorrow to do a little recap of the year Hoot style. Until then, see ya!!! Peace! Hoot23 and I'm out!

Twas the day after Christmas...

And it's back to work, followed by a short week, and then the New Year celebration. Then, it's over until next year. I hope you all had a nice holiday, and that you all got what you wanted.

I was going to post this video yesterday, but I thought it was a bit too "dark" for Christmas Day. Sorry, enjoy it today instead. It's fairly long, but well done.

Still no word from the Beagle 2, which landed on Mars on yesterday. It was supposed to have dived into the Martian atmosphere on Christmas Day and reached the surface about seven minutes later; its impact softened by parachutes and gas-filled bags. (No one has been having much luck lately with trips to Mars. It's becoming the Bermuda Triangle of the Solar System.)

He's going to hell: A former caregiver will serve two years in federal prison for swindling a dying priest out of a $350,000 life insurance annuity, and then gambling it away at casinos.

A man was found dead inside the wheel well of a passenger jet that arrived in New York on Christmas Eve from Jamaica.

A Tanzanian man killed himself by drinking a chemical used in cattle dips, leaving a suicide note saying it was to escape a nagging wife.

Check out this 404 (page not found) page.

A Florida man sold men.com for $1.3 million, a healthy profit over the $15,000 he paid for it in 1997.

For Skittlebrau, here are some other Skittles + booze concoctions.

Any of you use those Internet-based telephone services? I am dying to cancel my home telephone number, because I never use it. I only use my cell phone. I have maintained an SNET phone only for the kids. But, if there's a reliable Internet-based service that any of you can recommend, I'd appreciate it.

Rich's Post Xmas Wrap Up

I hope everyone's christmas was great and you got everything you wanted .I will tell you that I will never get tired of seeing my daughter and son open up thier gifts because the look on thier faces is priceless and if you have kid's you know exactly what im talking about.

Ohh by the way , Happy Boxing Day everyone ! ...what is this boxing day we see on our calenders every year and never bother to question it ? Centuries ago, ordinary members of the merchant class gave boxes of food and fruit to tradespeople and servants the day after Christmas . These gifts were an expression of gratitude to those who worked for them, in much the same way that one now tips the paperboy an extra $20 at Christmas time or slips the building's superintendent a bottle of fine whisky. Those long-ago gifts were done up in boxes, hence the day coming to be known as "Boxing Day."

ok enough of the history lesson , lets rock ....

President George Bush may have his critics but he still has a lot of friends - if his Christmas card list is anything to go by.

More cushion for the pushin! Literally!

Gary and Karri Clark haven't forgotten their second Christmas together. He knew she wanted bathroom accessories, so he wrapped up a couple of gifts and waited.

Calculate the odds of a successful relationship with your dream girl

Good News : Ozzy Osbourne has been moved out of intensive care as he recovers from his quad bike crash injuries.

For all you Gamers ....Playstation 3 "Concept Image" Hits the Web

Cannibal was insistent his victims should be trim and if possible in their 20s. "My mother always insisted on lean meat"

Even Daveyboy found this post hard to masturbate to...I oddly didnt ?

Cab driving serial axe murderer killed hookers because they had an easier time earning a living than he did..huh ?

You knew it was coming sooner or later ...The Jolly Dwarf .

Awesome commercial. I love the Dutch.

Info about space, science, religion, and other stuff. I'm not sure, I didn't really read it. I'm kinda sleepy. I'm posting it anyway.

Here comes the barrage of Saddam pics ...this is a good one .right here

Merry Christmas

Me & My Family would like to wish you and yours a .......

For all of you who need a little laugh this fantastic Christmas day ...here it is

It has been a pleasure making you all laugh everyday and will hope to continue doing so for a long time to come

Twas the day before Christmas...

and I thought all of our shopping was done, but there always seems to be those last few gifts that force you to go to the store on the very last day. So, after I do this, it's off to battle the crowds for a couple of gifts.

Bad news for burger lovers: The United States has reported its first suspected case of "mad cow disease.

A reporter for the NBC television station KTUU in Anchorage, was "tackled" by a young reindeer named Blitzen at the Santa Claus House in North Pole.

Have I posted this before? I think I may have, but it's still funny. Introducing, (or, once again) Testicle Theater.

How many Christmas cards did you send out this year? President Bush and his wife Laura have sent 1.5 million cards.

The government is selectively blurring some of its highest-quality aerial photographs of Washington to hide objects in plain view on the roofs of the White House, Capitol and Treasury Department.

A 13-year-old girl has been charged with drunken driving in northern Indiana, after she hit a utility pole, causing nearly 600 homes to lose electricity.

Did you know? Starting January 1, newly licensed teens in Connecticut will be allowed to have only one passenger sit beside them for the first three months they have a license. And the passenger can only be a parent, a licensed driving instructor or a person at least 20 years of age who has had a license for four years.

Well, enjoy this day before Christmas, and I'll give you my official Holiday greetings tomorrow morning.

Rich Xmas Eve Wish List

Well here it is , Christmas eve and it's my turn to bring in the bag O goodies and give all you hard working people of the DC Forums a little gift for all your great comments and thoughts throughout the year...hope you like it .

Ok lets start the list :

Spunky - A pair of wax lips so his dont get worn out on the ladies asses

Boogie - A mirror so he can really tool on someone

Buffy - what else ..a pocketbook

Hoot - The book : " how to offend every single person in 1 day with porn"

Led Zeppelin - An ARod jersey ...whoops ?

Elmer Fudd - a tissue to wipe the poop from Aim's ass off his nose

Noser69 - A guide to parking at Xmas time

Aim - a BRAND NEW car

Muttly - a picture of Daveyboy on the toilet

Daveyboy - A clue on how to argue

Scarlet - A babysitter for a night so she can come drink with us

Bobcat - What do you give a man who has done it all ?

Kat - myself with a ribbon on top

MyTaint - a new liver

Skittlebrau - a pic of Coldplay's singer getting out of the shower

Turkish - Taint's liver

Paulieb - The Babysitter I got Scarlet too

Chrispy - I would bring him more snow

Irismay - A plane tix to come meet everyone

Scalmedes - A plane tix to some place warm , and im coming too

Miss Kitty - A man to abuse

LAZ - a better taste in morning radio

Gcap - metal polish for the badge

And to anyone I forgot, Ill get you a New Years Gift ..sorry to all of you who dont participate in the forums and dont understand what Im talking about but you should join because it is alot of fun .

Ok , let do a quickie ....

Scientists have found an explanation for those mornings where you put coffee on your cornflakes and the cat in the washing machine

Soooo.. all I gotta do is catch these beers and I get to see you naked?? SWEET!

Bed bugs have invaded America for the first time in 50 years in an infestation described by pest controllers as "out of control".....those are real ??

Wow, that worm is TOUGH to beat!!

The New 'sex patch' will be the female Viagra...huh ?

Some games just piss me off... this is one of them.

And away we go ...Al Gore's Son Arrested for Pot Possession

The Magic Cone: Bringing the miracle of standing urination to woman near you

Here's the feelgood story of the day : Saddam spit in US soldier's eye, soldier cleaned Saddam's clock

The glider simulator returns, but even more cool this time

Please tell me that some of you saw the on field Joe Namath interview where he was loaded and was hitting on the reporter and trying to kiss her .

Huh..huh... if you stare at it long enough, it might look like...umm, nevermind

Just a couple more days

Well, only two more days til Christmas. Laurie and I did all of our Christmas shopping in one night, last night. Yeah, we waited til the last minute, but we got it done.

West Haven police seized 1,000 pot plants with an estimated street value of $4 million that were growing in the basement of a house one block from the police station.

An earthquake rocked California's central coast Monday and shook the state from Los Angeles to San Francisco, collapsing old downtown buildings in this small town and killing at least two people in the rubble.

Here's a scary thought: Some new intelligence indicates that trained and licensed pilots for some foreign airlines may be operatives of Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaida terror network.

Ouch! A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a argument with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident.

The young Connecticut woman dubbed "Bridezilla" after getting arrested on her wedding day, is in trouble with the law again. She was arrested with her sister after they got into a fistfight over the weekend.

Tracker, long-haired gray cat rode unseen in the engine compartment of a female college student's car as she drove 150 miles on her way home for the holidays.

Some idiot in Australia broke into a glue factory to get high and ended up stuck to the floor.

Rush Limbaugh's attorney claims that the talk show host paid "substantial" blackmail to a former maid before she told law enforcement and a tabloid newspaper about his addiction to prescription painkillers.

A website dedicated to ugly Christmas light displays.

We've now all seen Paris Hilton naked. How about a little bit of her sister Nicky?

Rich's Tuesday Editorials

Well I was going to post my DC Christmas list today but with all the editorials we have the column will just be too much damn reading and we dont need that ..so my xmas list will be tommorow , promise !

Ok , Editorial #1 :

This is one I actually found and thought it was interesting..

Brent Bozell thinks that cable TV is destroying our culture. I think that he is confusing cause and effect. The demise of culture in America is reflected not only in cable TV, but in all of the entertainment outlets across the board. Movies have degenerated into sex, gore, profanity, extreme violence and mind numbing visual and acoustic effects. Occasionally a new movie will have acting, plot and a minimum of substitutes for lack of same, but in general one must go back at least three decades (four is better) to find real cinema culture. Music has been in decline for most of the 20th century, with the last couple of decades being a total wasteland with the possible exception of the country music scene. Art has been reduced to absurdity, such that the only offerings fit to look at are found at the Mall art gallery.

I used to wonder why, with considerably smaller populations to draw from, creativity in classical music thrived during previous centuries but waned during the 20th century. One possible explanation is that the scientific and technological arenas provided diversion for many talented individuals that might otherwise have written great symphonies. However, the truth of this conjecture underlies the real problem. The unparalleled productivity and affluence that science and technology have wrought has, contrary to the hype coming from the socialist left, empowered lower and lower classes in the market place. Whereas a Frederick Chopin had to target the ruling class to receive sustaining compensation for his efforts, the artist, musician or entertainer of today gets rich not by producing a symphony for Bill Gates (assuming he would be willing to commission one), but by targeting the unwashed masses. Even the poor in America, those 'poverty stricken' that the politicians are constantly whining about, have considerable discretionary funds, and it is that influence in the marketplace that has diluted American culture. A million from Bill cannot be compared with the billions available by producing acid rock, rap, sex and violence packed movies for Bubba.

The wealth distribution agenda of the political left exacerbates the affluence effect. Whereas Microsoft Bill may still have more money than he can spend, the upper middle class finds that, after being fleeced by the lower class's political goon squad, they can barely afford the trash produced for the dregs. There is certainly not enough extra available to entice the market to produce much in the way of higher culture. To see this just compare the size of the classical music section at your local CD outlet to the rest of the offerings. The welfarite not only bids up the price of Porterhouse steaks with his food stamps, but with the money that would have otherwise been spent for chuck he bids down the culture of the society.

There does not seem to be an obvious solution to this problem. What does seem obvious in light of the above is that one of the more serious drawbacks of a free and prosperous society is that the tastes of the lower classes will rule the marketplace. To the extent that financial equality is achieved the society will descend to the cultural norms of the masses. Wealth redistribution and welfare biases the result even further into the gutter.

Ok #2 :

Im not sure how true this is but thought I would put it anyways ..

by Dick Forrey of the Vietnam Veterans Association

Recently we asked the local TARGET store to be a proud sponsor of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall during our spring recognition event. We received the following reply from the local TARGET management: "Veterans do not meet our area of giving. We only donate to the arts, social action groups, gay & lesbian causes, and education."

So I'm thinking, if the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Wall and veterans in general do not meet their donation criteria, then something is really wrong at this TARGET store. We were not asking for thousands of dollars,not even hundreds, just a small sponsorship for a memorial remembrance.
As a follow-up, I E-mailed the TARGET U.S. corporate headquarters and their response was the same. That's their national policy.

Then I looked into the company further. They will not allow the Marines to collect for 'Toys for Tots' at any of their stores. And during the recent Iraq
deployment, they would not allow families of employees who were called up for active duty to continue their insurance coverage while they were on military service. Then as I dig further, TARGET is a French-owned corporation.
Now, I'm thinking again. If TARGET can not support American Veterans, then why should I and my family support their stores by spending our hard earned
American dollars and to have their profits sent to France. Without the American Vets, where would France be today?

Catfight! Tensions between Cindy Margolis and Tara Reid boiled over into a full-blown bar brawl in Atlantic City last Saturday

Bwahaha, I can never get enough of this one. Kid gets owned by paintball gun

The German city of Cologne is resorting to a "sex tax" on brothels to boost its revenues after national reforms left local authorities short of cash.

Are you a midget, dwarf, or otherwise "little person"? Can you be in the Los Angeles area with 2 weeks notice? Are you over 18 years of age? Do you want to make love to a real life porn star? ..well then click here

DCer Jimmy writes : "The world's first scratch and sniff website that actually works!!" Holycrap! It really does!!

Are there ghostly goings-on at Henry VIII's palace, or is that hazy image of a fellow in fancy robes just a bit of Christmas cheer?

Poor Deer (slightly graphic)

This one just has to been seen ....trust me you will laugh your ass off .

What a douche ....A 25-year-old Florida woman who claims to have had unprotected sex with over 200 men since she was diagnoses HIV-positive will spent the next year in jail

Eminem's younger brother's website. No further explanation needed.(read the guestbook)

Speaking of Eminem , He is livid after secret recordings for his new album ended up for sale on the internet.

Remember that guy who was a compulsive liar who claimed to be a Navy seal and ripped off his best friend to the tune of $30,000 before skipping town?
He has been located

American DJ getting funky fresh cuz he REALLY knows what it's about.

White Stripes lead singer Jack White was charged Monday with aggravated assault after a fight with the lead singer of another band.

Dead wife as a coffee table.... WTF??

ok ,see ya manyana !

Rich's Monday Super Column

Hello everyone , I hope everyone had a great weekend cause I know I did.

Only 4 more days until Christmas is here , I think this year the whole Holiday season went by so quick . I mean it seems like yesterday that we were handing out Halloween candy and now we are less than a week away from opening up Xmas presents..wierd huh , I guess getting old really does suck.

Im going to be doing my Christmas list to all the forum mebers tommorow so be on the lookout for that , I have found alot of "Nice" things for you guys .

Ok , Shall We ?

Alright , the story is about Hookers in neighborhoods in Texas but thats not the reason I posted it...scroll down about halfway and look at the last picture on the right hand side ....Oh Baby !

Not sure what this girl said to the "Policia" but it sure must have set him off.

Push the REALLY BIG RED BUTTON...go ahead , push it !

Here was that Church Sign Generator I used last week .....try it , it's fun .

A SEVEN-year-old girl died and 80 people were injured at a Christmas toy giveaway in Honduras after crowds surged out of control

A San Diego family living in a house infested with cockroaches set off 19 "bug bomb" foggers in their home, causing an explosion that virtually blew the home apart

Pretty cool video of an RC Car Jumping Over a House.

Porn like you've never seen it before - long live the nerds!!!!!

Our crooked Govener John Rowland has rejected calls for his resignation over corruption allegations, saying he is in direct contact with God.

I present to you, Skittle's bedroom.

A 70-year-old woman was overcome by grief at the capture of ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and died of a heart attack after seeing pictures of the humiliating event...NNNIIICCEE

Play Driver's Ed. I don't remember driving being this hard.

Latvian police say a drunk picked up with around twice the blood-alcohol level considered deadly has probably set a world record but will wake with a hangover to match.

Ok , I but alot of wierd stuff on EBAY too , but how can someone pay 53.00 for THIS ?

Girls ARE turned on by porn, scientists have confirmed. Researchers showed random clips from erotic films and relaxation videos to 20 women to monitor their effects.

So much evil Christmas fun!

Ok , nighty night .

Rich's Weekend Jam

Well I guess no one is going to do the weekend so I will throw something together ....

Micheal Jackson is now taking advice from a leader of the Nation of Islam, and not listening to his managers.

Awesome carved egg shells!!

A man who unlocked a police investigation vehicle with his own car key while drunk, then drove to an empty lot and fell asleep in the vehicle has been arrested

Victoria Beckham ( posh spice) is on the cover of the december issue of Max Magazine. The photos inside leave nothing to your imagination

Joey Buttafuoco was charged with insurance fraud for allegedly making phony repair estimates at his auto body shop

Welcome to aauuugie dot com ..Baby !

There's a Wacky British bill that allows sex change recognition without sex change

Ah, those quirky & crazy Japanese...ya gotta love em .

Which state will be drunk driving capital of the US? ...find out now .

Build your own... tail?

A Canadian who screamed obscenities, punched a flight attendant in the stomach and urinated in the aisle after he was refused alcohol during a flight has been jailed for three months.

A terrible site where they put up a new dead baby joke everyday with some pic they took to go along with it. Quite a disgusting, yet humurous site

Well the Orgasmatron is on the market ....Orgasmatron's pricetag? $17,000!

Police in western Japan say a man's dead body was ignored by crowds on a busy downtown street corner for two months before a taxi driver finally alerted authorities

Naked ascii ladies! I'd hit it... With my semicolon!

Ok , maybe one tonight to finish off the weekend , we will see ?

Rich's Friday Wrap Up

It's your last weekend for Xmas shopping and you know the mall is going to have tons of people in it so get out and enjoy the last shopping weekend of the holiday season ...God damn I love christmas time !

Just in time for Christmas ...You've heard of road rage, but local authorities are investigating what appears to be a new modern malady: Checkout rage.

Democratic presidential contender Howard Dean again rejected criticism yesterday over his refusal to acknowledge the capture of Saddam Hussein as progress in the war on terrorism.

Damn girl, you look mighty fine in those new jeans!

Supermodel Heidi Klum is expecting a baby with Formula One boss Flavio Briatore, the couple has announced. German-born Klum, 30, and 53-year-old Briatore have been dating for the past year.

Pornstars really do get no respect...I wonder why?

Police are warning of a holiday season jump in counterfeit bills after a Union City man was busted using fake money to buy lap dances at a downtown strip club.

The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings, but most likely you're a complete dipshit

You know how you littler on the highway ...Well 2,666 Jugs of Urine were Found on Highways around the country..PIGS !

Excuse me while I stab myself in the eyes.

CUTTING bacon on a plate or scraping burned toast will make festive hangovers WORSE. They found the level and frequency of noise over the breakfast table can aggravate headaches.

How not to get your ass beat by a cop video by Chris Rock. First vid down on page.

Drunk drivers in Florida will soon find themselves unable to start their own cars if they can't blow a sober breath.

The reason why I never do karaoke.

Men at the University of Calgary are being offered a free two-week vacation in Australia in exchange for their sperm. Apparently it's getting difficult to find volunteers in Australia because of a new law that says sperm donors can no longer remain anonymous.

Behold, a bluegrass tribute to our favorite band, Sellout-ica. (With samples.)

HUMAN teleportation like Star Trek’s “Beam me up Scotty” routine will be possible within 100 years, say scientists.

Design and purchase your own caution sign

Happy Birthday Julia!

Happy 12th birthday to my stepdaughter Julia.

Richie and I both had a great time at Donovan's Reef Christmas party on Tuesday night. (That's why there was no column yesterday.) Richie: you better have photos of anything I missed.

Unfortunately, an exact copy of the wood-and-cloth Wright Flyer trundled down a wooden rail but failed to generate the speed and lift it needed to fly on the 100th anniversary of the famous flight.

A bank robber has lost his attempt to overturn his conviction by arguing the stupidity of the crime proved he was too drunk to be responsible.

An 11-year-old Canadian boy is recovering in a hospital after he was trapped underneath a half-ton snowball.

Some British scientists say human teleportation (a la Star Trek) will be possible within 100 years.

Expensive phone call: New Orleans Saints receiver Joe Horn was fined $30,000 by the NFL on Tuesday for making a choreographed cell-phone call in the end zone to celebrate a touchdown.

Here's a photo of a UFO seen near the Thai border. (Looks like jet contrails to me.)

In Washington state, government officials took out a full-page newspaper advertisement to combat the problem of urine left in containers on the side of the highways.

Lucky cow: A steer that fled the slaughterhouse two weeks ago will get the chance to live out his days on a Michigan farm.

Just in time for Christmas: The "Captured Saddam," action figure is now available.

Oops, too late: Watch this video of a girl stripping for a webcam, and listen to what she says toward the end.

Rich's Thursday Tacklebox

Well I guess God has spoken .....

Wanna know something that just annoys me to death ?? Have you ever noticed that peole who are firemen or paramedics always wear some kind of clothing with there job on it like they dont own any clothes except stuff with the job on it , I mean do you love your job that much that you have to let everyone know what you do every single minute of every day ?

lets do one ...

why the hell was I invited ???..Up to 900 Japanese tourists are said to have been involved in an orgy in China on a sensitive wartime anniversary

An Average portrait of Russian Internet users.

Three German teenagers were being investigated for fraud Friday after they spent $160 million in a two-hour Internet shopping spree because they were bored

C-Walking for Dummies ...I didnt what it was either until I looked.

From the " No Shit , Sherlock" file .....SOUTH Africa's Advertising Standards Authority has banned the Post Office from inviting children to write to Father Christmas, on the grounds that it would mislead them

Now, if only sandwich making was an Olympic discipline, you girls might be good for something..(this is gonna get me in trouble, but who cares?)

MICHAEL Jackson has proof cops roughed him up when they arrested him for allegedly molesting a boy of 12

Ahh Japan, you'll never top Engrish, but this is pretty close.

A disabled cyclist who fell into an icy river was saved when he used his false leg as a float

This game on sierra.com that is ridiculously impossible? Oh, wow, I may never get over this shock

Science proves it: A beautiful woman can make a guy stupid

I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe! However, this girl might go for a banana in the trimpipe....

A man apparently shot himself to death Friday morning on the spot where President Kennedy was fatally shot 40 years ago

I guess Dave never got to see the Heather Graham pic because by the time he got to them , it was down so here is a couple im sure will work for ya ..HERE and HERE

Rich's Tuesday Editorials

Well here is what I think about the weather lately .....

It is Editorial day and I got a couple good ones , let me know what you think ....

Editorial #1 :

SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)

Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own
benefit plan.

In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.

For all practical purposes their plan works like this:When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.

For example, former Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of their lives.

This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries. Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives

Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA....ZILCH...

This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them... You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds , "OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"!

From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, -every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer)-
we can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.

Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator Bill Bradley's benefits!
Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.

That change would be to jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us .. then sit back and watch how fast they would fix it.

Ok , Editorial #2For the Sports Fans ....

Hey ESPN - get your noses out of Michael Vick's ass! I had to turn off last night's game after the first half because I couldn't stand listening to Paul Maguire, Joe Theismann and Mike Patrick gush over every little thing Vick did. Sure, the guy ran for 141 yards, but he didn't complete half of his passes and threw a pick near the end of regulation. A quarterback who runs better than he can throw will never win a Super Bowl, no matter how many marketing dollars the league spends on him.

The only surprise regarding USC's BCS snub is that it took this long for the system to fail. According to the BCS, last year's Super Bowl contestants should have been Tennessee and Philly.

Bruce Smith is the NFL's all-time sack leader? Sure, if your perception of time only dates back to 1982.

What is it going to take to get Matt Millen off of my TV screen? GMs with a 9-36 record shouldn't seen or heard. Or employed, for that matter.

You gotta love the NHL. You don't? Well, I'm not much of a fan myself, although you have to give the league credit for trying. Over the past decade, Gary Bettman has insured that an NHL franchise is within an hour's driving distance from just about anywhere in North America. At last count, the league had something like 147 teams, with the top 120 qualifying for the playoffs. During the past five years alone, the NHL has spread out to such hockey hotbeds as Columbus, Atlanta and Charlotte. Don't ask me the names of the teams, because I haven't a clue, and don't care.

The league has been in the news a lot lately. Unfortunately, it's the financial news. Ottawa and Buffalo have filed for bankruptcy protection within a week of each other. While the existence of both franchises is not in immediate jeopardy, you have to figure that this kind of news is going to put Bettman on the hotseat. It's a seat Bettman better be comfortable in, because he should be sitting in it for the rest of his tenure as NHL commissioner.

The NHL has invested millions (probably billions) of dollars trying to vault higher up the ranks of pro sports' Big Four with little success. I care as much about the league now (which is very little), with a franchise playing it's home games in an arena 20 miles away from my front door, as I did 15 years ago when the only American team on the west coast featured a new acquisition by the name of Gretzky. There are many reasons for my lack of interest: the game doesn't translate well to TV, the league is dominated by players whose names I can't pronounce or remember, teams can earn points when they lose and the length of the playoff schedule are but a few. But the main reason is the NHL's rapid expansion.

30 years ago, there were 16 teams in the league. 15 years later, the number had increased to 21. Today there are 30 teams. While an increase of nine teams may not see too dramatic over 15 years, it should be noted that there were four additional teams (Minnesota, Hartford, Quebec and Winnipeg) who moved to other cities and assumed new identities. That makes 13 new teams in 15 years - nearly one team per season. It's hard for a casual fan like myself to follow a team when the league roster looks different every year. I may follow the Boston Bruins a bit, and if they are playing the Canadiens on TV, I'll probably check it out. I know the Canadiens and Bruins have a rich rivalry dating back to the days when the NHL consisted of only eight teams. But why should I give a crap when they are playing Tampa Bay or Nashville, two teams who have no identity or history to me?

Most of the expansion cities have one of two factors working against them. The first factor is that they are located in small markets. Small-market franchises feel the pinch because the NHL doesn't make as much money from national TV agreements as the other major professional leagues. The contracts these franchises sign for their local broadcast rights pale in comparision to the contracts signed by larger-market teams like New York or Los Angeles. Less revenue means less money to spend team operations and a smaller margin of error when financial goals are not met.

The idea of ice hockey in warm-weather cities baffles me. What kind of fanbase can you expect in a town where the idea of lacing up a pair of ice skates to play a sport is akin to sunbathing during an Alaskan winter? Let's take a look at San Jose, my designated local franchise. The Sharks sell out nearly every game and play in front of a rabid crowd. Great. Unfortunately, those 15,000 or so folks who pack the arena are just about the only Sharks fans in the Bay Area. During the past three seasons, I haven't watched one period of a televised Sharks game. Weeks can go by on the local sportsradio airwaves without a single hockey call. In terms of media coverage, the Sharks fall behind the Niners, Raiders, Giants, A's and even the goddamn Warriors, who haven't been to the playoffs in nearly a decade.

You see, the only people who care about hockey out here are folks who grew up playing and watching it in other cities. In nearly 35 years of living in California, I have never seen a group of kids playing a pick-up game of ice hockey. This is because we are missing a key ingredient throughout most of the state: ICE. If you want to play ice hockey around here, you better hop in a car, drive to the local rink and play in an organized league. That's why football, baseball, hoops, even soccer are more popular for kids here in the Sharks' backyard - they can play some version of each of those sports in the street or at the neighborhood park whenever they want to.

Eventually, the league will sort itself out. My guess is that the number of teams in the NHL will be reduced to a more manageable and profitable number. Until then, we'll hear of many more hardships and financial struggles. The Senators and Sabres have issued Bettman and the rest of the league a wake-up call. Let's hope they don't hit the snooze button.

Ok , shortie of a coulmn ....

Colin Farrell accidentally stabbed co-star Gary Stretch while filming a violent fight for Alexander The Great

A grid of puppet porn. Ewww, puppet spooge!

"Snowballs, $1.00 Each," read the small sign in Times Square. Gilberto Triplitt, a 28-year-old unemployed artist, says he's now in the snowball business. "It's really easy to sell them,"

I recoil in horror at these hideous monstrosities.

A man has apparently promised authorities he'll stop storing and brokering human body parts out of his home

Miko Miko is a little bastard !

Michael Jackson may have had cosmetic surgery over many years. This is how he might have looked at the age of 45, without any cosmetic surgery

Now this is what I call an eye for an eye ....Man who blinded wife by throwing acid in her face ordered by judge to be blinded with acid himself

Just in time for her new show , Paris Hilton getting nailed in color! Is it really her? You decide!

An Indian man chopped off his wife's fingers after accusing her of spending too much time talking on the telephone with her lover

And for the deaf drug addicts here on The Daily Column, I bring you help.

And this one is for Dave after his crushing defeat last night ...you wanted Heather Graham , I deliver Heather Graham .

All Weird Stuff Monday

Another severed penis story: A jealous wife cut off her sleeping husband's penis after finding a text message from another women on his mobile phone.

And another severed penis story: A 22-year-old transvestite was in critical condition yesterday after he hacked off his penis, then lied and told cops he was the victim of a hate crime.

I'm not 100% sure that this is for real, but it's bizarre. It's called the LoveLump, and it's alive.

Food scientists at the England's University of Leeds have developed a formula for making the perfect piece of toast.

Arachibutyrophobia is the Fear of Peanut Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth, and this place has a program to help you get over it.

When the new Apple store opened in Japan, it caused the longest line in the world. Who in the hell would wait this long to get into a computer store?

We Got Him!!

Saddam Hussein has been captured alive, hiding in a dirt hole under a farmhouse near his hometown of Tikrit.

Hoot's Shitty Saturday Shuffle

Hi all!!! I am back again to enlighten everyone with my skewed view on life!

"The purpose of life is to fight maturity." - Dick Werthimer

Cool racing game!

What color are your eyes? Blue like me? Green? Maybe brown? Well what color eyes should you have???

I saw this on the web and thought it was funny so I searched the variations and linked them to some funny and strange stuff.

Ever wondered what the most functional word in the English language is?

Well it's Shit ........ That's right, Shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider this

You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.

There are lucky shits
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
and chicken shit

you can throw shit,
Sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit,
or serve shit,

You can be happier than a pig in shit,
or You can find yourself in deep shit.

Some days are cold as shit,
some days are hot as shit,
and some days are just plan shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit's creek
without a paddle.

Sometimes every thing you touch
turns to shit.
And others times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

Pass this shit along, if you give a shit.

OK then!

Moving on.

Does Microsoft have ties to Hitler?

Big Mistake!(Part 1)

And you probably wanna see Big Mistake!(Part 2)

I guess I should show you Big Mistake!(Part 3)

Parents are your teenage kids talking in a language you don't understand? Well maybe this will help. The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary!

Wanna swap music on a P2P(peer to peer for those who don't know) network legally? Move to Canada!!!

Did you know that sheep can survive for up to two weeks buried in snow drifts? Or that there are over 9 million beef and dairy cattle in New Zealand? What about the fact that if you were standing on Mercury, the Sun would appear 2.5 times larger than it appears on Earth? Want to learn more of these? Check out Amusing Facts!

All right I think that will keep everybody busy for a bit! I am outta here for today but shall return tomorrow with some more of this and that. See ya!!! Peace. Hoot23

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Rich's End Of the Week Wind Down!

What's Up Ya'll , got my daughter Xmas concert in 3 hours so I gotta make this one a quickie ...

A woman who was on her cell phone discussing the Michael Jackson case on a radio call-in show was hurt when her sport utility vehicle was hit from behind.

Rock/Paper/Scissors World Championships! They should get Dick Vitale to announce next year, baby!

"Slice the thing off now." After placing his penis on a kitchen table, computer expert Bernd-Jergen Brandes issued that unthinkable command to German cannibal Armin Meiwes

The Yuckiest Little Miniature Golf Course in the West

Measurements of ancient air bubbles trapped in Antarctic ice offered evidence that humans have been changing the global climate since thousands of years before the industrial revolution.

I really love this webpage ...ahhhhh

That does it , Im moving to Germany ..Almost every second German is cheating on, or has cheated on, their partner

Got Cheese ?

A COURT in southern China will open proceedings tomorrow against the organisers of an alleged mass orgy in a five-star hotel involving hundreds of Japanese tourists and Chinese prostitutes

Excuse me , but what is this fly doing in my soup ...The Backstroke !

This guy claims to know how to make any woman pose naked for you ...hmmm ?

I found this to be oddly mesmerizing

Web school teaches porn site how-to

Chicks + guns = happy DCer's

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!! Dumbass!

Rainy Thursday

Oops: Sharon Smith, the Mayor of Houston, British Columbia is embarrassed by the circulation of a photo that shows her with a big smile and not much else. The picture and others were was stolen from her home computer.

Check out this video of a very agile kid on a bike.

A part-time priest was charged with making obscene phone calls to a 70-year-old Florida woman.

Check out the Eyetop, the ultimate portable video screen.

Singer Bobby Brown was charged with battery Wednesday, three days after he allegedly hit his wife, singer and actress Whitney Houston.

Fun game: Catch the beer bottles and the girls strip.

Jenni of JenniCam fame (the first 24-hour live web cam of a person) - is turning off her live web cam after seven years. (You may remember that she did a call in on The Smith and Barber Morning Show once, long ago.)

Create your own virtual strip show.

The Concorde has been retired, but you can make your own Concorde paper airplane.

Ladies, here's a nice gift for the man in your life: The Men's Underwear Repair Kit.

Rich's Thursday Puter Problems

Well being the self taught computer savy person that I am , Im pretty impressed with my knowledge on my ways around a computer but some people arent like me ...My wife. My stupid wife goes on the computer once or twice a month and was looking in my mailbox and opened a spam mail that said " You got Pictures" and it asked for my password to open the fictional pictures and my wife , not knowing your not supposed to give your password out to anyone , typed it in and that when it all started for me . Someone obviously stole my password and is sending out Spam mail under my name .... I was on the phone with AOL for 58 minutes and got nothing but kept gettting tranfered accomplished ..so I dont know what to do because I tried to download a virus scan but I cant delete my current piece of shit McCafee virus scan that doesnt work anyways for some reason ...Im lost , someone help !

Ok , let me do a shortie .....

Arvin Mayor Juan Olivares is angry that a Kern County sheriff's deputy repeatedly called him "dude" during a traffic stop and plans to file a complaint.

Think you know how to type? Try this teaser out

Italy's Latest Demon: The Lamborghini Gallardo

Get a good look at her mom, because in 20 years, that's what she's gonna look like...

More motorcycle madness caught on film...

Ron Jeremy has been in 1824 pornos...it's sad I know that !

My eyes! They BURN!!!

I need to buy one of these suits for my next job interview!

He came, he saw, he lagged out.

Mr. Boombastick is da bomb!!!

For the aftermath of an allnight party. Works like a charm.

Lots of text about all kinds of weird crap

Ok , my computer is freaking out right now ....I got to get going

Tuesday quickie

Ozzy Osbourne broke his collarbone, six ribs and a vertebra in his neck after an accident on a quad.

Rep. Bill Janklow, a South Dakota politician for nearly 30 years, was convicted of manslaughter Monday for speeding through a stop sign at a rural intersection and colliding with a motorcyclist.

Check this out: A wooden Ferrari.

Several readers have sent me this: A search for the phrase "miserable failure" on the popular search engine Google brings up the biography of American President George Bush on the official White House website.

Bored? Make a snowflake.

This is cool: Think of a Dictator or a TV Sitcom character and this site will guess who you are thinking of. (It got mine right)

This is funny. Watch the woman in the pink top.

If you need a reason, here are 365 reasons to get drunk, one for each day of the year.

Have some fun with this virtual snowglobe.

The Gigli Experiment, or Can Some Schmuck with a Crappy Web Page Gross More Money Than the Movie Gigli.

Like truck accidents? Here you go...

Rich's Tuesday Editorials

From time to time people send me thier thoughts , some of them are quite frightening and some are well thought out . I figured I would post a couple today to give you guys a sample of what I have to read through everyday . Ok these are not what I think but what you, the readers, have sent me .....so here goes .

First Editorial :

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??? Think about it . . .

All I have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas, but because it isn't celebrated by everyone, we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all!

IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.

I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.

I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle.This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language! "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.

If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam,then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change,and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle.
Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag,our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you ! take advantage of one other great American Freedom... THE RIGHT TO LEAVE !!!

Ok , Second Editorial :

A Thought Provoking Statistic

Think about this:
A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

(US Dept. of Health &Human Services)

Then think about this:
A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner 0.0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

So , this is what I read about 20 of a day .....fun huh ?

I finally got around to posting the Stonebridge DC gathering pics from the summer , here they are ....

Me , Barfly & Godfather Boozin

Spunky with his hat cocked backwards , with Taint in the backround.

Peter, Skittle, Me , Turkish & Jambo Posing

Hootie Dont like anyone touching his camera

Tedunh, Spunky & Barfly Boozin

Mrs Jambo, Barfly and Tedunh cheesin it up

Peter, Hoot and Godfather striking a pose

Buffy looks like she is lost

Ok , thats all Hoot sent me but I look forward to meeting you all real soon and get some newer pics up here .

Now a column for you ....

Thousands of fans rioted at Sierra Leone's national stadium Saturday when authorities substituted two local dwarf comedians for a widely anticipated out-of-town midget duo

Ok , I really dont know how to put this so im just going to come right out and say it ...Britney Spears taking a shit !

So I was like "you know that iPod ad with that song... who sings it?" And adtunes told me it was Jet.

Ahh Sweet Revenge ...A retired Roman Catholic priest who admitted molesting three altar boys in 1995 was found beaten to death at his home

The coolest 3D snowball fight game ever!

Police want to trace a man in a jumper with hoops on its sleeve Police are hunting an attacker who offered to help a man in a wheelchair - and then sexually assaulted him

Optical Illusions & Visual Phenomen.

A search for the phrase "miserable failure" on the popular search engine Google brings up the biography of American President George Bush on the official White House website

Looks like Jerry Springer put together a little flash project featuring photos of his past guests. Yuck

Did you know that In Japan, you're not your dead father's child if you were born from his frozen sperm

Look out, girls. Jeffrey likes to mate.

This is a follow up to the story I posted last week ....A man severs the head of a corpse at a mausoleum, then displays it on top of a mug he had made in shop class

Dick, Jane, and Sally cartoons..these are great

A VIDEO of cannibal Armin Meiwes killing and eating his victim is to be shown to a court today. ..ohh yah !

Ok , I think this is long enough to keep you busy for a while ..lets hear what you have to say about it in the forums today .

Rich's Monday Super Column

UUGGHH , My back is killing me from all this damn shoveling . This is for anyone who says they love the winter ...MOVE TO ALASKA !!

What a storm and it looks like we will be getting a little more come wednsday, great just what we need ...more snow . You know what , let me start doing my column here before I get pissed and through my computer right out the window . This is what winter does to me , sorry .

Ok , here we go .....

The Dodge County Sheriff's Department pulled a priest over not once, but twice in the same night on suspicion of drunken driving.

Video of Korean Starcraft tournament. Behold the biggest gathering of virgins since the last DC gathering Skittle & Taint showed up to .

A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a Japanese-to-English phrase book with incorrect definitions for every phrase!

The holidays are coming up soon and most of you kids will be out of school. Why not make some booze

A female student felt sorry for the man in the wheelchair, and she wanted to keep him company. He took her hostage.

Paris Hilton action figure. Billion dollar inheritance sold seperately.

A new study shows 1 in 5 get get office sex during X-mas season..Ohh so many people to pick on with this one and I wont because im gong to be good today .

The fascination with Goatse is so much that someone had to make a Goatse case mod

EWWWW ...Singapore is promoting a factory that turns sewage into drinking water as its latest tourist attraction.

I'm so glad Spunky finally found a girlfriend

Ben Affleck has admitted that he and fiancee Jennifer Lopez have a boring sex life. The actor said their bedroom romps lasted just 10 minutes ...Jennifer , I will go 11 , maybe 12 everytime ..I promise.

In the holiday spirit, the classic toboggan run. Now with improved working action!

One woman's tree entered at a Christmas festival apparently had a little too much holiday cheer for organizers' tastes. That's why the original "Jingle Buds" -- a tree made entirely of emptied beer cans -- lasted about as long as a pint on nickel night

Steve from "Blue's Clue's" goes Alt Rock under the guidance of the Flaming Lips. Not bad actually, not bad at all.

Repeated bouts of diarrhoea in infancy significantly impairs mental performance later in life..So Diarrhoea makes you retarded

I have a feeling we've seen this before, but just in case...

Ok a little boobage for you .....

Please welcome the graduating class of Mammary High

Now this is what I call " Spread Eagle"

Ok , nighty night .
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A Snowy Saturday

Well, there's some snow on the ground, and the National Weather Service has issued a blizzard warning for the Connecticut shoreline from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. Saturday. Hope you're all inside staying warm, or out playing in the snow if that's your preference.

Here are a few items for the day...

A Louisiana High School student was expelled for a year for having Advil in her purse.

Japanese game machine maker Taito Corp. said on Friday it plans to restart sales of "Space Invaders" in the United States, almost 25 years after the game first appeared in video arcades.

A Texas woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail for running over the manager of a McDonald's with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger.

A Georgia hair stylist was pumping gas into her car when her hair burst into flames.

A woman who nursed her infant while driving 65 mph on the Ohio Turnpike was sentenced to three months of house arrest for violating child-restraint laws.

House conservative Republicans want to put Ronald Reagan's image on the dime in place of Democratic icon Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Snow is on the way

Get ready, cuz here it comes: A storm is coming our way that could dump a foot of snow on parts of the state. Anyone know of a good person to call for plowing my driveway in Orange?

Oops.

The world's oldest penis has been found. A fossil crustacean whose scientific name is "swimmer with a large penis" is the earliest clear example of a male animal.

Check out the Photoshopping that was done to this kid's photo.

Sweet justice: A man who stole a Salvation Army donation pot outside a drug store was hit by a car as he tried to run away.

President Bush wants to send Americans back to the moon.

The new T-and-A Gentlemen's Car Wash is causing a bit of a controversy in Memphis.

Check out this "fast hands" video.

Very cool: A 360º panoramic view from to top of Mt. Everest.

Finally, you can create your own virtual farts online.

Enjoy the snow, enjoy the weekend.

Rich's Friday Pre Storm Jitters

Well I guess it is inevitable and was going to happen sooner or later but it is time for our first snow storm of the season starting tonight , If you are really interested in how I feel about snow and the winter you should check out my post in the forum "Things that make you go brrrr" , I think that will explain it all ...Global Warming My Ass

So since im depressed because all this suck sucking, shit eating, ball licking, fart smelling snow is coming Im not sure about the turnout of the DC party tonight so if you could please respond in the forum " DC Party" and let me know if it's going to be worth making the trip .....thanks guys .

Ok , lets do a "no snow" dance while we are reading a column , ok ??

FINALLY ....A beer-guzzling author has hopped onto a new diet that allows beer lovers to drink and loose weight.

It's a quiz ..Boobs or Butt ?

WTF ? ...A British prison officer with more than 20 years service was sacked for making an insulting remark while on duty about terror mastermind Osama bin Laden.

Have you gotton into Scroll Bar Racing yet ?

A new agency called Double Agent reports that 80% of all women snoop through men’s stuff when they are left alone. Find out what the Double Agent’s uncovered.

Action star Vin Diesel is facing an $8m lawsuit after his beloved dog Roman allegedly bit a visiting Hollywood screenwriter in the dick .

I got this one from FARK.....Red Sox pin their World Series hopes on a manager with a 286-363 lifetime record

And yes, for this holiday season, I will once again take up my mantle as the Burger King retard

An Ottawa woman has been convicted of locking a 6-year-old girl in a clothes dryer, where the girl ate, slept, urinated and defecated for weeks at a time

In yet another lawsuit on allegations of child molestation, Micheal Jackson once again settled out of court...

A 42-year-old German man admitted killing, dismembering and eating the flesh of another man whom he had recruited on the Internet – but said his victim had been willing

If you see this guy coming up behind you in rush hour traffic, open your car door.

A voyeur fell to his death in southern China after climbing up the side of a building to get a better look at a woman's naked body.

oooh, bad iPod! bad iPod !

A Stump Grinder and a man not paying attention ...read if you want to .

Gay metal is soo hot pink right now.

And here I am thinking im the best dad in the world ....A BRITISH father is auctioning one of his kidneys over the Internet to fund pioneering treatment he hopes will allow his disabled six-year-old daughter to walk

Worst Mixtape Ever Contest...why didnt I know about this because I could so win this !

Just when you think you've seen the silliest of summonses, here comes another bang-up ticket. Police wrote Queens hospital worker George Pulido a summons for making unreasonable noise because his son Christopher's Winnie the Pooh balloon popped on the street

Major Boobage....I like !

As they say in Arkansas, "Hey! Them's good eatin'!"

DC musicians, check out the videos on the Chapman Stick method!

This website makes my butthole pucker. eeugh!

Ok, Ok ..I got to go ut and get a shovel and some salt for this shit eating snow ...See Ya later !

Rich's Thursday Hum-Diddy

Hey , what day is it today ??...you get all fucked up when your on vacation and forget what day it is or going to be.

Another thing is there is only 1 more day till the 3rd annual Daily Column Party at Side Street Grille in Hamden @7:00 . Come on down if you could and meet all your Favorite DC characters , and I DO mean characters !

ok , time to go ....

Someone broke into a mausoleum, opened a casket and stole the head from a corpse. The dead man's head has not been found.

Then, Fred did something which caught both of us by surprise. With Houdini-like ease, he gave a little twist, and suddenly, where once his butt had been, his head and front paws now stuck out!

FHM's 100 sexiest woman....1 million votes, 100 woman, 1 winner

Uhh Duhh ? ...A 74-year-old Anderson man who's been arrested at least 400 times for drunken driving was sentenced Monday to 17 years in prison for his latest drunken driving conviction

A trampoline game with Homer saying "Doh!" everytime you hit your head

If you hate Britney and you know it, go on the Internet. There you'll find thousands of other vocal anti-fans - along with haters of Saddam Hussein, Fred Durst and Alec Baldwin

Screw me! (you probably shouldn't view this as your boss is walking by)

Dodge is sponsoring a pay-per-view "Lingerie Bowl" during halftime of the Super Bowl on Feb. 1 featuring models dressed in lingerie playing a seven-on-seven tackle football game.

Adventure Game Studio (AGS for short) allows you to create your own point-and-click adventure games, similar to the early 90's Sierra and Lucasarts adventures. It consists of an easy-to-use development environment, and run-time engine.

Sharon Osbourne, wife of Ozzy Osbourne, has admitted to being unfaithful during their often tumultuous marriage. The affair, which happened with former Osbourne guitarist Randy Rhoads in the early eighties, was revealed in the family's new book, "Ordinary People."

Gun down the little son-of-a-bitching Zombies ...I did .

After an argument, a man tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, police said she bit off a large part of his tongue.

"Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!"

Newest sports fad: extreme ironing

A little late but here's the perfect companion drink for your Thanksgiving feast!

Wonderful Wednesday

Attention drug dealers: You have 20 seconds to flush the drugs down the toilet. The US Supreme Court ruled that police don't have to wait longer than 20 seconds before breaking into the home of a drug suspect.

A nose-cone from the Concorde, which was retired in October, fetched $551,600 at an auction on Monday.

Check out this really well done shockwave piece of a metadoll. Nice (virtual) boobs.

Got money to burn? New York's new Mandarin Oriental 250-room hotel offers a suite with a $12,595 nightly price tag.

Brian Smith (formerly of the Smith and Barber Morning Show) has a part-time gig writing for the Register these days. Here's his latest piece on the new Sikorsky bridge.

A magnetically levitated Japanese train set the world's top speed for a train last month, clocking 361 mph in a test run.

Rock star Alice Cooper received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.

British airline Ryanair is expanding — by giving its flying angel logo bigger boobs.

For five days, WBAB on Long Island urged parents and kids to gather around the radio at 7:20 Monday morning for a VERY BIG announcement, which turned out to be that there is no Santa Claus. The station was inundated with angry calls and e-mails. (Who owns WBAB? Cox, of course.)

Check out this piece of art up for auction on eBay.

Finally, here's a video of Britney in a see-through top. Enjoy.

Hoot's missing columns

I have no idea why both of Hoot's weekend columns disappeared, but they're back. Still trying to figure out what happened.

Jack Nicholson has revealed he has slept with more than 2,000 women, and that he wants to sleep with Britney Spears — but he says he is “too old” for sex.

39-year-old Raymond Allen Gray Jr. has legally changed his name to Bubba Bubba Bubba.

Here's a new way to show off butt cleavage.

Check out this idiot.

There's a movement underway in the State Senate to allow liquor stores to open on Sundays.

Nice top.

After forty years of collecting a million pennies, a Pennsylvania man decided that it was time to cash in his collection. He took 37 buckets of pennies to be cashed and by the end, he ended up with $10,060.

Um, exactly where is his hand?

MAPSU: Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up.

A Cambodian who found he had forgotten his wallet after filling up his motorcycle with gas ended up paying for the three liters of gas with his nephew.

How To Drive Like A Moron.

Here's a great gift for the drunk chess player in your life: A shot glass chess set.

Finally, Dave's list of words that are fun to say.

Rich's Tuesday Stuff

Ok , before I get to the Ladies part of the column that I promised yesterday I just want to tell about a site called Any Solider .This site will accept and distribute much needed items to our military people overseas. There's a whole list of needed stuff and instructions for sending it..give if you can .

Ok , onto the ladies section ...I have noticed over the past couple years that men arent the only one's have strippers at their before wedding rituals. Woman now hire male strippers that do a whole lot more than just strip if you know what I mean ? Now I know why men do things with the entertainment(because we are pigs) , but what would drive a woman to do THIS or THIS in front of a room full of her friends ??...ladies , If you have been to one of these parties please tell us about it in the forums ....I am starting a topic tonight !

Let's do a little one .....

Can you be Arrest for catching mouse?..A California law requires a trapping license in order to kill mice.

I think Peter may have posted this already , If so ,sorry pete....."Miss Digital World is the first ever virtual beauty contest, strictly for the most beautiful and intriguing virtual models made using the most advanced 3D graphics tools."

TWO Sydney men have been charged with importing cocaine in Christmas cards, after police and customs seized more than 100 envelopes carrying $775,000 worth of the illegal drug.

Kids, don't start smoking, or else you might turn into this guy

So you want horses in the parade ? ?..Horses ordered to diaper-up for parade in this town .

Now these are what I call "Xmas Boobies" .

A BOOZY builder died after he opened a moving van’s door to have a pee and fell out

Boy , some people can never get enough ..this will keep you busy at work for about an hour .

Mandy Moore insisted on having a bottom double in her new movie Chasing Liberty because she didn't want fans to see her naked on the big screen

I am a:
[ ] man seeking a huge ass
[ ] man seeking a really huge ass

Remember what happened to Homer ???...A tiny Canadian company wants to use poison from a fish -- a substance more toxic than cyanide -- to help cancer patients suppress pain or to wean heroin addicts off their habit

352nd Harvard Commencement Class Day Speech by Will Ferrell

A Chinese woman has won the country's Miss Ugly competition - earning herself thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery. Fifty facially-challenged women entered the contest, lured by the prize of $16,500 of surgery.

Make someone or something have a GoogleFight !...Here are the results in the Richie vs. Peter battle ...he kicked my ass !

Ozzy Osbourne has revealed that he was sexually assaulted as a boy. Ozzy, 54. has told how two boys regularly waited for him as he walked home from school in Birmingham

Best Matrix background, for all the Matrix dorks out there!

See ya tommorow

Rich's Monday Super Column

What' Up Yall , I hope everyone had a great weekend but it's back to the grind for everyone but me because im on vacation this week ...Suckers!

I was reading Hoot's column over the weekend and had to comment on one of his posts , he wrote "Britney Spears isn't so hot any more despite a prime-time special, regular appearances on MTV, and a duet with her French-kissing partner, Madonna." ...Hoot, are you mad man ..this is a little reminder of how wrong this whole statement is.

Ok , on with the show .....

A SMALL town in New Zealand has banned children from sitting on Santa's knee because organisers fear liability if anything goes wrong

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Uh.. In light of recent events, we'll only be serving the vegetarian meal on today's flight..."

I dont see what the problem is ..MICHAEL Jackson was held in a woman's cell when he was charged with child sex abuse

I've gotten into this series of shows that explain Einstein's theory of relativity, string theory, and M theory. Really cool stuff that is guaranteed to fry your brain.

Shannon Doherty's new Playboy pictures ...ahh the bitchiness!

BIG-BOOBED gals have a new reason to stick out their chests with pride. A surprising study proves they're more intelligent than their small-breasted sisters! ..Hoopdee, dont yell at me

Minesweeper + blood + explosions + kittens = TOTAL PWNAGE!

A naked man who was shot in the back showed up at the home of retired Baltimore Orioles shortstop Cal Ripken on Thanksgiving night and pleaded for help

Japanese animation hommage to the number 1000....why are you looking at me ?

A Finnish judge who heard four criminal cases while drunk has insisted the breath test was flawed because she was too busy to brush her teeth that morning.

I'm not really up on my English, but I think this chick wants to meet a nice man with some extra freezer space.

You know how sometimes you just wish you were at certain places ? ....well Jennifer Love Hewitt pukes at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier..See what I mean ?

100-inch Plasma TVs are Coming ! Godfather's manchicken is ready for it's big-screen debut!

You've had the main part of the turkey for Thanksgiving. Now it's time for leftovers. Maybe you're thinking of turkey sandwiches. Ed Fitzgerald's thinking of, well ... turkey nuggets.

I think Hoot posted enough naked people to hold us over for a couple days so I am going to hold off , but i have a good opening tommorow for you ladies so make sure you read tommorow !!!...Trust Me